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# after every meal it is, he's like clockwork...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# ::groan
WOO to the new wandbagon!!
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# berdum
ching

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# Took me
ages to get that.
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
# The ska monkey loves
to skank out in his fez....
Dave and Ansell Collins please!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# *does the moonhop*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Two Tone-tastic!
(the funky gibbon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# woo
he's quite a mover.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# oooh looks a bit precarious
been listening to ska recently...
am funky (mon)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# Have you been to fopp recently?
all trojan 3cd box sets for 7 quid each!
Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
# oooh
goody :)
got ska power by boom click* stuck in my head

*10p to anyone who's heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# sorry, nope.
*Puts Jackie Mitoo on*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# nice choice
i'm bunging Trojan x-rated on....oh the filth!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# We had that in the record
store I used to work in... As well as another compilation called "Bed Spring Poker" which was X-rated blues. Not nearly as entertaining as it should have been...
In truth Jackie Mitoo is the only Ska I own, but I'll prolly buy more souljazz as it's too good...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# I'm amazed
Dr Kitch by Lord Kitchener wasn't on it....cos that's just wrong!

(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# let them monkeys out
let dem scream and shout ooh ooh aah aaah aaaah
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# well that's something i like...
(yakmonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Woo!
Have my first (and prolly last)
GifanimstyleeWoo
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# yay!
i feel too honoured!
Cheers boss!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# pas de probleme.
My pleasure, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Bad-mannered little bugger.
I mean WOO !!
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# pure genius
been looking to purchase a fez recently people do not wear fezs'fezsis them enough
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# so have i!
and a smoking jacket and egyptian slippers.....tis the new style, erm....apparently....in my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# ah i have already purchased a smoking jacket
in my local charity shop was the happiest day of my life
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# i think this summer
safari suits should be the clothing of choice.
Though i fear i may be alone in this.

what's the lining like?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# its a silk paisley affair
which is even better
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# ooooh!
y'bugger!
Ideal for standing aside the home bar smoking on a bulbous briar!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# indeed
except my home bar consists of a cupboard full of liquor, not really a home bar in the upper class or del boy sense.

the bulbous briar is filled illegally

but apart from that its cool

EDIT not as nice as mine but: cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3474725809&category=38385
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# here's mine!
Drink it! Drink it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Jaypers.
I'm very jealous now...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# oooooo!
I know it's a bit of a cliche ... but that goes soooo well with the skunk remix of waltz in black
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Unlike squirrels, gophers settled arguments with twelve three-minute rounds of Queensbury Rules
(Dobbin T. Wonderhorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# my money is on the furry animal
the text isn't wearing boxing gloves
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# aaah but it's oriental
must know kung fu*



*generalisation
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# probably
all chinkie's and japs are born with it inbred into them.

or is that cooking
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# and they've got sideways fannies.
bloke in the pub told me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# They are fiesty little buggers those rodents
some mongooses idolise mike tyson:


woo to the pic btw
(sleipnir, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Just found this pic
Linked it cos its not mine , but its funny without shopping:-

Clicky da linky

:-

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)
# glass cock im afraid
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Did you know George W Bush is an anagram of
Twat
(flipty, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Woe, Egg Shrub

is the best i can come up with
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# The War Against Terror
They really should have used its initial letters (i can't remember the word for doing that)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# glasscockage
methinks
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# hehe
you noticed that as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# I'm a bit nork-obsessed at the mo
what, with mine growing out of control and all :/
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# maybe with the vom-ometer

you could do a nork-ometer and post it on the board once a week.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Arf!
And a bump-ometer.
And a swollen ankle-ometer.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# and a varicose vein-ometer
and a beingable to fit in the bath-ometer
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# *cries*
Perhaps a graph would be better.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Pictures, mother, pictures!
Show us your tits!

/typical "bloke"
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Phwoar!
But are they yours?
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Nah.
I don't show my tits to just anyone, you know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Is it still the Easter holidays?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# i'm consistently impressed by the bloke
in the background's hat
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# magic shoes


www.sealzmarket.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/stripe/index.htm
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Poo stripe
'that is all'
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# my shoes are black merrills
and therefore have no stripes.

can i not join your club?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# anyone can join
i like merrells too...hey them jungle mocs rock the show still...trainer you canwear to work is a good thing
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# mine are black suede

kind of carpet slipper/smart shoe. and bloody comfy at that
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# i have bare feet
they are most comfy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# its a shame isnt it
you should meet the other half....she loves handbags!
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# You've got your self a pair of
Market Mysterys
(flipty, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)
# market mysteries!
I like that
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Just
'no'.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# seconded
motion carried
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# She's coming to get ya....
Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! studlywonder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# the reason why bikes are so slow
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Ambassador,
with this pun you are spoiling us...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# possibly the start of a new badnwagon?
i hope so .. i heart puns
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
/collapses
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Oh, that is quality.
Woo yay and houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# ouch!
that's pun is made of japanese steel
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaa!
and on that note, see you all later
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)
# terribly sorreh, but over here that's



EDIT: The post refreshed the board and now it works? Damn you internet!!!

Also: A highly punarific Woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Who cares?
That's a quality redex

Question: On the DVD, have they changed "fucking costume" to "bloody costume"? The lip sync is out and I seem to remember him swearing at the cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# you know what the japanese phonetic spelling of kill bill is?
KIRU-BIRU
(flipty, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)
# masher!
the thread is that-a-way V
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Shoots coffee out of nose
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)
# you had better not have spilt it on my lovely pictures!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# haha nope
i passed out last night..willtry to fimd images for it later today
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# WOW
no really stap my vitals with a fishslice.
phonetic japenese eh..
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)
#





fascinating
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)
# how
educative
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# The Film is IIRC
called "Love is Kill" in Japan.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
#

also did this last night
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Is that a
box(kite) jellyfish?
(the funky gibbon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# if it is then that little girl is in
GREAT DANGER!
(flipty, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Only language
her kind understand.
(the funky gibbon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)
# BLIMEY!
this saturday, brian blessed is appearing on a celebrity stars in their eyes special as pavarotti!

i think
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)
# no way
runs to set video recorder and gets large amounts of alcohol ready for that
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# on which channel?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)
# guess who that family want rid of
woo
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)
#
love it.
(blind corner, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# A small thing I found
www.paramountcomedy.co.uk/glue/flash.asp?file=stfu.swf&width=550&height=400
(Sammy Silver, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Good hit!
She was deserving that.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Glassiest of glassy cocks
I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# why do you need japanese steel?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Praps he's going
to Kill Bill?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# It's a quote


Japanese steel usually need to assasinate people named William
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# I think its a euphemism
for cock
(flipty, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# GC of the highest order
But funny
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# you found it did you.......
no no no.

no

and it's a big set up...she ducks he ambles off cam not back to his seat..but i would, twat her that is...
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# You are correct
still it made me laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Ohh yes indeedy....
she gets well into it...

but what is she singing?
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:40, archived)
# i think its
ray of light by madonna?
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)
# she seems to be JIGGLING.......
(no call for caps just a great word i haven't used in ages)

.....too much for "Ray of Light" but as i don't have any better lipreading/synched suggestions
i shall desist from engaging further in this convoluted conversation....
Its been pleasant though, ta Armadillyo.

(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)
# shirley
that cock is made from glass, nes pas?
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Ha ha!
Fair play to him all women need a good twonk on the head when they step out of line.


/Jim Davidson
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# old but
I'm still loving that
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:40, archived)
# quick one before lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# woo!
indeedilly doodilly!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Awwwwww!


They're flirting everywhere!

Woo and indeed, yay!
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Not so much flirting...
...more like a nervous twitch. But of the highest quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# hey sweet cheeks
; )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# i think I've pulled
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# take me
I'm yours
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# hehhehehehehe

*winks back knowingly*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Hey good lookin
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# how many tree's must a squirell climb down before you can call him a man(squirell)


(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Shhhh...
Don't tell him this, but his guitars the wrong way around.....


/wooo
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# he's left handed!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Ah, I see
Hendrix style.....

I bought Electric Lady Land last week. Greeeeeat album. Wish I listened to it sooner
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# thats it :o)
i havent got that album have 2 get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# I meant Electric Lady Land
I was listening to Purple haze as I was writing, so I got confused

/d'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# you should get axis:bold as love
i think thats the best one
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Oh a Hendrix discussion.
I apologise for jumping in with both feet but I would advise being a bit different and listening to Band Of Gypsies Live at Filmore. Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)
# I recommend listening
To Stellarstar - My Coco

I got a feeling it will be huge, just as I thought Franz would be.
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)
# I dont really listen to
anything released in the last 25 years or so with the exception of funky house which my flat mate DJ's with. I'm listening to Ten Years After - Stonedhenge at the moment. I thought Franz were a little gimmicky and stealing a riff from Led Zepplin, no matter how funky isnt gonna win them favour with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# funny thing is....
I've got Kirsty McColl's "Electric Land Lady" album....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)
# It's a right handed huitar.
I guess he's strung it backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# like hendrix
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Hendrix was right handed
but he used to turn the guitar upside down and play with the bass strings at the bottom.

He was a genius
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Hence my post...
Have you got "are you experienced" it's supoib. Epoch-making, even.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# whack whack oops
find me a photo and i'll give yu a tenner
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Ok


Now give me that tenner...
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# thats playing left handed on
a right handed guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Ok
I got his hands mixed up.

But he's still playing with bass strings on the bottom....

That's £5 for me being half wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)
# nah he had the nut changed round
so that the strings were the right way up
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Ok...
I'm gonna go upstairs and take a photo of one of my albums just to prove it.
I'll reply to this in 5 minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# still not shopped it?
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# he he
I think you might be waiting a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# bass strings on top


Mind you - this pic has obviously been mirror reversed.
(gamera, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# i saw dick dale do that
but i'm pretty sure the close ups of hendrix at woodstock & monterey have a rh guitar but restrung.
(gamera, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)
# He was left
handed but used a re-strung right handed guitar. Apparently he also had unusually long digits and could hook his thumb over the fret board and play along to bass notes as well as mixing rythmn and lead with his other four fingers. Ive also heard some other pretty amazing stuff about what he was rumoured to be capable of with a guitar. Like getting 32 individual sounds from one note or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)
# He could also
Play with his teeth. I was told that by my Office Manager. Is that true?
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)
# Yep,
and there is footage of him playing while rolling over backwards on stage. Also played behind his back but that pales in comparison to most things he could do. Ive read in several books the observers noticed he was incredibly well hung too but I doubt that affected his playing ability too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)
# i can believe that
he's got very big fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# you must have seen that bit
of footage, always shown with the ingenious use of ones flies.. and the infamous behind the head murderation of the 'StarSpangledBanner'....

(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# Murderation?
I like that. Most people dont, i played it loudly at 9am last year in student halls and buggered to the kitchen and when I came back someone had been in my room and physically cut the speaker cables with a pair of pliers. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# i've got a left-handed guitar strung right-handed
(genuinely)
do i win a prize?
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Have a pat on the back from me
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# nearly all of them are
Most b3tan animal musicans are left handed. I've been taking note.
(gamera, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# How many tree's what?
/runs away giggling and skipping
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# fat end at the bottom
thin end at the top

looks OK
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Woo!
Is it shop a squirrel day? Huzzah if it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# i posted one this morning
and someone declared it squirell wednesday! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# And someone else declared
only the ordained can post 'em.

Fuck it, I love him so much, here he is again!

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# I was once mistaken for a choirboy
which is close, so:

Hurrah for squirrels!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Huzzah!
I love squirrel Wednesday. Best of all the arbitrarily named days of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# my personal favourite is
'big hairy love spud tuesday'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Missed that yesterday
Any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# no it was political tuesday yesterday

your thinking of man love monday
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Now I did see that!
Get a room, you two.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# How is it
that if two people on b3ta like each other, everyone thinks it's bumgay?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# And what if it *is* bumgay?
More 'chicks' for the 'real men', eh lads? eh? eh? eh? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# my point exactly

am not gay, but just happen to like talking to another bloke. even if it does get crude sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)
# yeah me to
/bends over
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)
# *straightens up you, brushes you down and says*
"aww come on, you don't *really* want that, do you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# yay

i'm butch again.

ha! pillow biter
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# haaa haaa 'pillow biter'
seriously though i do agree
seem to get a load of stick of people for chatting to people on a message board(?) so we share a similar sense of (toilet) humour, that don't mean we're bent

it's all the bumsex that makes us bent
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# i know
message board, what a stupid concept to place messages.

and no we are not bent (well his manhood is) but we are getting married!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# i like to think of it as
'experimental'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# thats what they said about quasimodo

and the elephant man........
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# squirell wesdnesday! squirell wesdnesday! squirell wesdnesday!
squirell wesdnesday! squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday!squirell wesdnesday! oooo oooo chachachachaaaar!

/over excited
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# It's hard not to get over excited.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# squirrel everyday fer me....
fluffy furry (only slightly gnawing) cutesy lovely
adorable notatallrodenty clever wee buggers

HURRAH FOR SQUIRREL WEDNESDAY
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# and now
it's one of the best wednesdays ever
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# I love Wednesdays
Best of all the weekdays
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Wooo!
Have a squirrel-related repost:



'Noon all - is this a new bandwagon then?
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# That
is cuter than real squirrelfish.
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Is that called
a squish?
(the funky gibbon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# The answer my squirrel
Is strummed by your guitar

The answer is strummed by your guitar
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# yay!
that made me smile!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Seven!
No Eight!



/Homer Simpson.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# can mine join his band?
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# one from late yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# poor mo
what has she done.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
both quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Vanunu
or Davros ... ?

Or perhaps they are one and the same ...

Food for thought which is handy - I'm famished.
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# They would if they could
Also in the news: Hezbollah's game show.
(Small Beer, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Are
they going to incorporate him into the larger 'security wall'?
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# depends on the grand design
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Although not widely known and very rarely seen
superiority in the squirrel world is decided by slapsies


[edit] Thank you all for your kind words : )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# aaaaw!
i wuv dat
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# TJ - sorry
Damn blessed is now on the Radio, advertising Sky plus or a similar product.

Can't get away from him even without sight!!!

SSSSSSSSKKKKKKYYYYYYYY PPPPPPPLLLLLLUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# GORDON'S SUBSCRIBED?
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# WOO
that is amazing, my two favourite things
(flipty, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# thats excellent
so cute
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# marvelloos!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Aaaafternoon all.

(quick & shitty)
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# is he taking it out or putting it in?
found this: because gazelles are stupid QT video
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# Putting it in.
That's Spanish referees for you.
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# such a diving bastard

he puts blessed to shame
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# I loved the way he looked up first before hitting the deck as if he'd been shot
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# it was just a blatant dive
that they deserved to be beat by ten men.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Woo!
I was rooting for Chelski until Makalele acted like a complete spack. Then I laughed as Chelsea got their ten-man come uppance.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# Same again please barman,
and make it quick, i've got a meeting in 10 minutes.

(Nursie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# woo
the caption brings it to life!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# If I get the time
later, (and the boss isn't watching) I'll animate him and put in a polar-bear barman.
(Nursie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# oh!
spiffy
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# That gets my
seal of approval.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# **claps hands together**
arf arf
(Rychan, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)
# fonts are fab
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# I would say best of all the "picture fonts"
But I prefer webdings.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
*tickled
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# best of all the useless fonts
that is astonishingly woo. have a cup of tea, you've EARNED it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha
i never got the point of wingdings

or wingdings 2 or 3
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
i want it!

best of all the symbol fonts?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# It's high loon
at the wooyay caral
(edhead, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Stamp stamp stamp
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# as usual
great
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# Why don't you just stop being so hummus-laden
and stop making us all look bad?

Big meanie.

*blows rasperries*

(AKA Woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# It Was The Sun Wot Done It...
(Sanks, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# haha
that is so good it made me wee
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
First time I laughed at this site for days!

Congratulations - Give yourself a pat on the back!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# smashin'
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# *snort!*
wooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# haha!
that made snot come out my nose
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# *picks up snot*
*swallows snot*
*realises what he's done*
*vomits*

Woo to the piccie!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
(although I find the original guy on the left a lot more disturbing ...)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# AHAHAHA
thats just feckin great!
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# You are all..
Cocksucking twats who
Have no life that like to
Anally rape dogs that have
Vaginas and the dogs speak for once and say,
SHIT GET THE FUCK OFF ME
(I am an Oddity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)
# you'll note we prefer cat's to dog's
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# mostly prefers kittens
/bends over

(what's your username from btw? - stumped)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# rentaghost?
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# it a follow on from yesterday's user name

*goes all butch* yay i'm the giver for once
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# what was it? forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# was a jim henson cartoon......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Muppet babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# yesterday yes

today is another henson show, but not cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# You guys have no fucking eyesight.
Look, read the first letter in every line.
(I am an Oddity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# YCHAVS?
It's still not a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# i dunno, we tend to take things like that at face value.
it's hard not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# seeing as though none of us
(to my knowledge) is a CHAV then it's still insulting
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# Believe me
We're not chavs. But you seem to have the characteristics of one....
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# well that's all right then
so long as we're all chavs - i feel so much better.



cock
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# Yes, very clever.
But you won't find chavs here. We don't condone the wearing of Burberry.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# or thongs
or burberry thongs
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Indeed.
But cut it out with the extraneous apostrophes already!!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# sorry
consider it edited and done
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# Good boy.
/administers patronising pat on the head.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Thanks mummy

/end sarcastic voice
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Or Thongs!
...hold on, yeah you said that.

(Mother f*cking Charlie Bronson, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Or
inappropriate apostrophe usage
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# This is like a radio 4 quiz.
Council
Housing
And
Violent
(the original woodsman, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# And the definition of the word,
innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# Ahhhhh
would that it were


/Robert Robinson mode off
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# So just to check
Today has seen threads with no pictures or entertainment value to:

a)Note that sometimes ladies have periods
b)They feel smug in their middle class superiority

Fuck this, I'm off to find more squirrel pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# "b)They feel smug in their middle class superiority "
thank you, i'm glad it's not just me who feels that way about the chav bashing

see my mini rant from last night
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Linky
I'd go on glasscocx, but, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# i can't be arsed to go back now
but basically it was "yes, some of them have done some annoying things in the past and a handful (i.e. lazygamer) have genuine reasons to dislike some of them.... but can we fucking drop it already, it's getting a bit boring"
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# I have some
very personal squirelly pics.
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# You're
not in "the Streets " are you?
(Boomshanka, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Yes, yes, oh yay.
He's infected my mind, I tell thee.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
#
If y'say so...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# How do they
find these things out?
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# it was in the newsletter
wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# cock off
your gay

dick
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# who squeezed the jam out of your donut?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Doughnut



/penguin pedalling pedant

.
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# yay
you're lovely. have a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# can i lick your eyeball please?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# I love you too
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Garth!
That was a haiku!*


*100% NOT*
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Garth

(flipty, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# In the words of bewitched:
"Get a loif!"
(edhead, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Some people say I look like my da'
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# whatever happened
to b*witched anyhoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# They're
In my dungeon
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# I killed them
then fucked them.


or was it the other way round?


nah, right first time.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# blimey you got it all so accurate.

you don't live under everyones table do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# best
post
ever
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# secondaried.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to us.
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Penny Crayon Has Something to tell you
(flipty, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# no i am
but the rest prefer monkeys 100% fact*
*may not be true

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# *logs in*
*logs out*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# And your point is?
????????
(Mother f*cking Charlie Bronson, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Just for you
NSFW - BUT CLICK ME ANYWAY
Those who have seen my previouse work need not apply!
(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Without checking
I guess this link should really not be clicked.
Let me guess, most people just did.
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Yes
(Small Beer, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# I'm
hopeing that my new tatic of not putting whats really in the picture in the filename is paying off!
(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)
# I checked
I think I have seen that Film !

NSFW

NSF My Eyes

NSF My Brain

Arrgghhhh Delete it from memory
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# .
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# takes one to know one!

(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# CHAVS
hah hah haha hahahah ahah ahah ha sublime insults are ace!
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# I like your poetry.
But you should work on being less Bukowski and more V-Ru, know what I mean?

Bring out your true self. (Then leave it somewhere where we can't see it.)
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# i'm quite cool
i'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Bugger - we've been rumbled...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Hi everyone
I see we still have our quotient of cocksuckers here then?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# oh
yes
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# don't speak
with your mouthful

(unless you're asking me to pass you the ice cubes)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# what's the name
for that type of poem?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# V-Ru
Definition: Shit, unfunny poem that pushes true hummus off the board

Use it everyday.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha
go nohands
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)
# hahahahaha

i just spat beans onto my keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)
# woo
and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# heheh!
kill the hitler-kitten!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)

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