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# Sounds like dinner's ready...
(clutch puppy, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Are you high?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Nope.
Just still at work at 10:30pm...
(clutch puppy, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Woo to you..
Can't believe I haven't seen a Babs today at all.
(eyebrows, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:42, archived)
# it sounds, disturbingly...
fwup fwup fwup fwup
(b3rl1n, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:39, archived)
# mmm
vinyl and cheese
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:40, archived)
# you are always hungry now
Dog spawn keeps eating it all for you...
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:42, archived)
# He/she's a greedy little bugger :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:44, archived)
# continuing this discussion from yesterday
of the re-edditing of the original star-wars trilogy for DVD

see b3ta.com/board/3213942

and b3ta.com/board3214203

was doing some webcrawling and found this very scary/cool toys - check out the unmasked vader at the bottom:

images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.toymania.com/features/starbricks/images/anakin.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.toymania.com/features/starbricks/&h=252&w=258&sz=11&tbnid=Um7qTdgkxNEJ:&tbnh=104&tbnw=106&start=58&prev=/images%3Fq%3Danakin%26start%3D40%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26sa%3DN


Edit: I'll move this to a TJ if it offends here
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:36, archived)
# I think this is worthy of it's own thread.
/opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:38, archived)
# I love my big sock


Here, have a pic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:38, archived)
# ha ha you said "sock"
that sounds almost exactly like ....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Sock sounds almost exactly like epsilon?
I'm afraid you've lost me there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:46, archived)
# and epsilon
sounds a little bit like elipsis
(which I assume you meant?)
(otherwise that was the most randomingest choice of rhyme ever)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Hmmm
It's actually much simpler than that. See, he loves his big sock.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:50, archived)
# like...
PIRATE!!!!!
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:49, archived)
# How offensive!!!
just kidding.

thread jacking is more offensive to me.

have a yurtle
(b3rl1n, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:38, archived)
# nicely
done!
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:42, archived)
# According to the Brothers Grimm bumper books of Fairytale Warnings
"In case of Troll-Attack wheel out the decoy goat."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:34, archived)
# *chases*
/get's eaten by trolls
:(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Only the trolls are suppose to chase the decoy goat
no wonder you got eaten, tsk.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:38, archived)
# i have a strange and brooding
need to be beside goats in time of stress

/finished exams today
/got an fp today
/happy
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Woo finished exams and got a FP
You will be one of the great civil engineer of all time, like Isambard Kingdom Brunel - if not you can make a living being an uncivil one.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:46, archived)
# difference between doctors and Civil engineers
.
.
.
.
.
Doctors kill in ones...


/coat
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Like the hare
at a greyhound track. How can it possibly fail?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:40, archived)
# It's the big 1000!


A big thank you to all of you, especially mother (who shopped this for me), summat, mostly, xen, nosemonkey, Rev A-Mol, funtastic, bunny, dangermouse, GrandmaofShoes and everybody else who help keep me sane at work. I salute you.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 15:34, archived)
# OMG! N00B!!1111111
hehe... anyway... 'grats and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:35, archived)
# ...and the little people
without you none of this could be possible.


gawd bless the borrowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:35, archived)
# What?
The board is run by oompah loompahs?

Edit: Oh wait, only just noticed you said borrowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:38, archived)
# It's the dark
racist secret at the heart of b3ta.

It's run by ginger people.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:39, archived)
# the horror!
the horror!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:42, archived)
# that would make my life complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Huzzah!
Congratulations!
/salutes
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:36, archived)
# OI!
why's my name not there
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Shush
You've had enough glory today with your FP
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:37, archived)
# true
/shushes

congrats also...

well done Furry
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Dr?
Congrats, you edit monkey, you!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:36, archived)
# WOOOOOOOO
congrats and many happy returns
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Blimeh!!
Thats the best P1K image ever. Fact.

Missed mine totally, so am now jelous.

Well done you for shirking so well.
Well done MTBI for the excellent pirate shipping!!

Woo and a Yay and a Hooooooop-la-la-la
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:38, archived)
# i thought mine
was pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:40, archived)
# i liked your 10k
better.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:41, archived)
# This was mine:
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:47, archived)
# this was my 8000 one:
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:50, archived)
# oh yeah
that was crazy good
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:49, archived)
# there
was a ruckus* a while back and Adobe got all uppity about it being called 'shopping or even photoshopping.
the useage of the name was supposed to be the full thing "Adobe Photoshop Image Manipluation Software"™©
so it quickly got changed to tattyshop
then tattyship
then pirate shop
etc...





*random spolink.
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Ah!
I see. Considering that everyone doing the shopping has stolen tattyshop, I'd have thought they had bigger fish to fry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Who is the
young lady? She looks familiar for some reason...
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Yay! I get thanked! I rule!
*does a regal ruling dance*
Congrats, you b3ta addict you!

EDIT: But why won't my crappy work computer load the piccie? Waaaaaaaaaah! :(
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:42, archived)
# YOU FORGOT ME!!!
*Sniff* And I've been trying so hard to groom you...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:43, archived)
# CHARRRRRRRRRRRRGE!
FEZ FIIIIIIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:34, archived)
# i wish i had a purple t-shirt
:(

woo
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Marvin Louse will see you now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] First the good news:
We're pretty sure it's not cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bagpuss, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:32, archived)
#
Woo!
*shudders*
Woo!
*shudders*
Woo!
*collapses*
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Don't worry, there's a cure.
Two mongooses in water, twice a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bagpuss, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:34, archived)
# WYH

(I know an old lady...)
(b3rl1n, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:36, archived)
# she died
of course
(tdavidj, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Gastrointestinal Habitrail

(b3rl1n, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:31, archived)
# New from Dyson?
"It certainly does suck!" - Wayne Cambell.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bagpuss, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Catatafishes riddle will now be told
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:54, archived)
# wooooo
my hamster is jealous

( www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/habicase.shtml )
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:34, archived)
# That's one hell of a bong!
Oh, hang on...
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:34, archived)
# This is for market man


Edit: /hummus on
Sorry, forgot to switch it on first :)
(OhnobMcWizzPop, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:28, archived)
# YAY
there it is

The best post ever. I dreamt it would look like this - and it did.
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:31, archived)
# you strange fish
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:34, archived)
# I like that
It has the essence of rebellion post-impressionist charm and is sure to be a valid coversational peace if placed in a vase of water and sung to every 20 minuites.
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:39, archived)
# have you done your exercises?
[url deleted]

Quick background. I'm doing some stuff with Joel. This is a demo of an idea I've banged together which neither Joel or the band might want to be associated with... URL will be deleted in 10 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:27, archived)
# kittens!
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:30, archived)
# o.O
I think my eyes have been violated!
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Nice watering can action...
How odd...
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Fuck
Just got to the goatse/wank toe bit and my boss walked in. You were doing the excercises weren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:31, archived)
# that's fab:)
/wanks his toe
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:31, archived)
# pure
genius
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:31, archived)
# haha, cripple cat!
i like your end stretches :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Arsebolloks
Why can I never see that sort of stuff at work.

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:32, archived)
# if my computer catches fire
I'm blaming you.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Your mind scares me

edit/ did the actions in any way go with the song words? I was so distracted by the images I can't remember a single word of the song.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:32, archived)
# worst thing....ever seen.......etcetera
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:32, archived)
# yay
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:32, archived)
# This is the
longest thing evah!

And now ir's finished, I'm scared

BRING BACK URL!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:32, archived)
# well...
quite ;) I'm somewhat bemused now.

Its good. i think. I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Hehe...
...hehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehe
I like it.

/immature
(Stripes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:33, archived)
# yay for hawking hands
and toe wanks!
kind of big, though. My itty monitor almost 'sploded.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:33, archived)
# That is the very definition of "too much time on one's hands".
But the flexible chick in the leotard gets it a ten.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:33, archived)
# i just put my back out
following along to those exercises, or laughing
(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:33, archived)
# I'm both shocked and appalled.
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:34, archived)
# that
has stretched boundaries
where I didn't even know there were boundaries
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:34, archived)
# do the hawking!
bahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:37, archived)
# It's good
but I didn't laugh :(
/calls therapist
(spook, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha
fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Who's the young lady?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:41, archived)
# I say! How the devil are you?
(Idid, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:27, archived)
# what a jolly fellow
and jolly woo too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Haha!
If I were less tired, I might have spat water on my screen upon seeing that.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:33, archived)
# that's absolutely terrific
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:38, archived)
# That's lovely
Me likey.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:43, archived)
# (bob isn't in this one)
(ru, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha
that's what i've always wanted to do!

the crucifixion, not the bible selling :P
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Semi-interesting mini factlet,
The Church of Satan now condemns murder.

Whats the world coming to?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Satanists have a very bad reputation,
most of which they don't really deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:30, archived)
# They deserve the part
where it says they're fucking idiots.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Haha!
Harsh but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Surely
that goes for all religions tho?

(sorry that ugh at the end there was just too much effort)
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:43, archived)
# pah
weekend satanists. they come from surrey, don't you know*


* may not be true
(ru, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:30, archived)
# well
Quote:
~~~~~~~
weekend satanists. they come from surrey, don't you know*


* may not be true
~~~~~~

True. Totally true.
/lives there.
*hides pentacle and blood-drippy knife*
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:36, archived)
# I don't think you
need to quote the post above your response. It's implied that you're speaking in reference to that post by "replying" to it
(Errol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:47, archived)
# I like the font the best.
(And the expression on Satan's face.)
(clutch puppy, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha
brill!
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:23, archived)
#
That is actually the worst picture i have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:25, archived)
# i agree
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:18, archived)
#
that is actually the worst picture i have ever seen
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:18, archived)
# what a lovely response.
shush.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:19, archived)
# refluff please.
it isn't great, but be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Yes, I know
I apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Don't.
He was out of order.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:20, archived)
# i wasn't out of order
i was just being a fool
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:24, archived)
# you are losing popularity fast, old bean
maybe time to make a nice pic of a kitten or something
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:26, archived)
# i didn't really have any popularity in the first place
and im no where near a tatty shop machine
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:28, archived)
# how about doing a paint mash of a kitten then?
Or something else cute. I prefer dogs myself
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:30, archived)
# well I spose they say
stick to what your good at
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:27, archived)
# oh
i thought they said

"do what you're bad at so you look bad at everything you do, forqua."
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:29, archived)
# A little harsh?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Well to balance karma
I shall now embark on the task of making the GREATEST picture Market Man has ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:20, archived)
# a tubgirl goatse hybrid?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:22, archived)
# *fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Jesus cunting Christ
Either shut the fuck up or indicate you are being sarcastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:20, archived)
# How so?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:22, archived)
# You're always having a go at people
and telling them to eff off etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Yes, for doing the kind of thing
Market Man is doing now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:24, archived)
# everybody has a case,
let's all just forget about it and start dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Seconded.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:29, archived)
# *boogies*
la la la la laaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:29, archived)
# you can't start
when you've never stopped

*throws some shapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:32, archived)
# *becomes selfconscious*
*dances awkwardly, keeping on eye on bar closing time*
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:41, archived)
# don't bring me into it again
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Pah!
You have a go at everyone. Just ignore stuff if it annoys you.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:29, archived)
# *click*
(not really)

(or is it?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:33, archived)
# I can't hear you
la la la la la la!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Caught you out!
If you'd ignored me you wouldn't have seen my reply. Ner! ;P
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Mr Pot
meet Mr Kettle.

"Ohhh look at you, you're black"
"So are you"
"Custard"
"And you"
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Glass.
Bottle.

Bottle.
Glass.

Just like that!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:23, archived)
# hehe.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:23, archived)
# mmmm.... pot kettle
*misses point*
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:31, archived)
# What's with the new response?
What did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:20, archived)
# just ignore me
i was proving my point - to a mate - that everyone is too sensitive about they're pictures

i was right
i like them really- this one's a good pic
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:23, archived)
# I see.
I thought it was another 'I utterly demand...'
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:24, archived)
# nah
don't worry
i'm fluffy
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:25, archived)
# have you made any pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3221825
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:21, archived)
# arrrrgggghhh
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:22, archived)
# look out van gogh.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:22, archived)
# he's dead
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:26, archived)
# it doesn't matter
i caused a fraccus lower down the board by accusing a perfectly good image of being crap.

I actually really like pic - i was just being silly
don't worry
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:21, archived)
# I think you mean "fracas".
"Fraccus", to the best of my knowledge, is not a word.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Fraccus = Evil hummus
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:23, archived)
# how intelligent of you
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Funny, though, "fraccus" sounds more like what "fracas" means
than "fracas" does. If you see what I mean . . .
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Judge: Were you injured in the fracas?
Witness: No, m'lud, just below them.

/someone shut the door behind me
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:25, archived)
# no, i dont want to
though i have many copies
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:19, archived)
# If I had Tattyshop here, I'd be tempted to make
"Warning: 'the Earth' is too big for your Recycle Bin. Do you want to permanently delete it?" response.

But I haven't. So I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:20, archived)
# arrgrrrgggh
woo, yay
i liked it really

and its CONSIDERABLY better than posting numbers - and baby pics
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:22, archived)
# awww!
Look at the little piggywig!

big if you want it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:15, archived)
# How lovely!
Is it Vivienne Westwood's pig :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Vivienne Westwood's pig killed her
and took her place years ago.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:19, archived)
# SHARON!
I can't find our fucking daughter anywhere in this abandoned fucking fairground!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:18, archived)
# pffffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Pig in a wig
Wig on a pig...Now I want a big pig, in a wig, holding a twig, doing a jig.

•oooh, 999 posts - the world will be mine sooooooooon....*

I have a piccy in stasis - the wonderful mother took my slightly ordinary image and turned it into a thing of beauty! Full credit goes to her. I asked her to do it as, those of you who subscribe to the furry newsletter know, I have no 'shop at work and no 'web at home.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 15:18, archived)
# How about
a picture to celebrate!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:19, archived)
# yo ugot something planned?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Was it OK?
Edit your last post to answer that so that you don't use your 1000th.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:19, archived)
# i know that pig!

He's from my (very old) notorious P.I.G picture!


Woo to yours!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Piggywigs is the name
of my fiancee's mobile hairdressing business*

*100% advertorial fact
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:20, archived)
# heard the news?


entertainment.iafrica.com/news/324080.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Faaaaaaantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Rapepinge?
has to be careful with spelling...


NO 'e'... No NO NO bad! rapping RAPPING OK!
(FAQ, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:12, archived)
# 'Twas on Moylesy this morning.
Woo pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:13, archived)
# huzzah
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:14, archived)
# You like Moylesy?
I thought all B3tans except me hated him.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:15, archived)
# And me
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:16, archived)
# He's alright.
It's only when he starts believing his own hype he becomes objectionable.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:17, archived)
# I don't think he does believe his own hype.
I think he's just taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Right
that's it. I'm now officially going to go live in a cave for the rest of my life

(as long as the cave is broadband enabled with a kettle and teabags)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:13, archived)
#
get wireless caveband!

I swear by it!


(FAQ, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:15, archived)
# It's down the page.
THe Hoff Rules.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Noooooooo!
There's a compo there...
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 15:15, archived)
# So he's doing baaaiiiiwatch now?
Sorry that's not even funny.

/coat
(Cheeseywotsits Whats got an American girlfriend, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:16, archived)
# I see what you mean, though.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Home time!
See you later guys, one last mash from me...



Lucy went on a grand adventure, but it seems steve the viscous kitten and martin the thrush had their sights on her... Careful Lucy!
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# A viscous kitten? An interesting concept...
Tataaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:12, archived)
# no !
lucy
run awaaaaay !
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:13, archived)
# woo
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Hmm..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Is Glass Cock
gonna have to change into Darius' Cock soon? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Dear Sir,
may I take this opportunity to let you know we have all seen this picture a million times in case you were not aware. Thanks for the effort though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:11, archived)
# With the blackout ?
..Gosh darn mindpissers!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:12, archived)
# i havent
well - i have
but i don't understand the context
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Darius (who?)
With meat and two veg out on stage. Nothing else to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:15, archived)
# i am always
worried about where he is looking in that picture
(Fwap Attack, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:11, archived)
# The girl's fanny
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:12, archived)
# do you reckon
if we sent the pic to Scotland yard or who ever we could get the cunt locked up for a while? I really dont like him
(Fwap Attack, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:14, archived)
# I doubt it
Looking at a girls clothes nether region is not illegal I don't think. Well, that's what I always tell them with they threaten me by picking up the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:15, archived)
# ah well
Just have to keep the contract on his head open then.
(Fwap Attack, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:16, archived)
# She's six according to the popbitch newsletter.
FACT! etc.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Wouldn't surprise me if she was
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:17, archived)
# could someone actually explain the darius pic to me
what happened
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:12, archived)
# He was wearing
'Scottish underwear'
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:14, archived)
# when
where
how
is it real?
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3221774
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Not sure where the original is.
Let's just say, it looked real and it must've been very cold ;)

Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:16, archived)
# explanation (from popbitch):
Popbitch has been a fan of Darius since his Pop
Idol days. Full respect to the man for going
on stage with no pants on, picking a six
year-old out of the audience to come on stage,
and unintentionally flashing his cock at her
and the rest of the front row.
(bee, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:20, archived)
# His pathetic nob is hanging out the bottom of his skirt

(Manatee Fondler, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:19, archived)
# I'm reasonably proud of this, so be FLUFFY.
I was going to do a paintmash of Charles Dance, in a crap Charles, Dance! punnage attack. I got a bit carried away with the mashing.

Source:


Mash:


Combined!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# woo
that's a little awesome
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Woo
for mashed Sardo Numspa!
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:12, archived)
# hahah
fab! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Woo pic
also anyone with a fried egg on his head is okay by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:23, archived)

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