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# Maybe they were right, perhaps a water slide was a bad idea
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cheese thins could make great water slide seat things
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:56, archived)
# Aww he looks so disapointed
The only time I ever went down one of those funfair slides I dearly fell off the side...WOoo!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 15:46, archived)
# ARF!!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:57, archived)
# ha ha ha
love it that i do much very
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:58, archived)
# i haven't seen that woo
for ages!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Pffft
Woo! 'noon all
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:59, archived)
# I know someone who'd like to see that...
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 15:04, archived)
# woo
scary
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 15:26, archived)
# superb
that's really great
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 15:09, archived)
# You Sir
are getting too good.
Be gone with your talent ;)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:18, archived)
# Nodger the Blodger
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:51, archived)
# *confused*
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHA YOU SAID VADGE
ps. that rocks
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:53, archived)
# That looks ace
but I can't understand this hat wearing language!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:54, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
those crazy jamicans!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:54, archived)
#
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! lol!rofl! lol!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:54, archived)
# Arf!
Sneaky buggers...
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:58, archived)
# i live with a scotsman
and can confirm that every word of this is true
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 15:12, archived)
# It's a trifle

large
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:51, archived)
# I just don't get it
/stupid
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha I like it
well done and welcome
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:53, archived)
# those ladies
give me the fear
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:54, archived)
# trifle-ly good!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha!
good stuff!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:55, archived)
# Here you go.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:40, archived)
# waiting for 1 of those
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Best one yet!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:43, archived)
# ahahaha bravo
shoot the person who started these!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:46, archived)
# hang on, that makes you just as bad as me, for posting an "ironic" Little Chef pic.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:48, archived)
# yes.
we are the new goths. were cool because we dont like anything
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:50, archived)
# And that right there
Is the the reason i hate all crowd following goths.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:56, archived)
# Chixinhats!

 
1 : 2 : 3
 
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:35, archived)
# while being very fluffy
they are slighlty sinister
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:36, archived)
# Yes.
Like they're hiding something behind their backs. The devious bastards.

I'ma give that a Woo, before they pop a cap in my ass.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:45, archived)
# Yay
they are lully
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:36, archived)
# love them!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:36, archived)
# yaaaaaay :D
bless them,
they need littil guns and littil cowboy neckscarfs (:
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:38, archived)
# AWS'AM CUTEST!
3 makes me feel all fluffy inside
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:39, archived)
# Yay!
(only saw #3 before without links to all of them. makes more sense now)
chix *is* kittins.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Do they go static if you rub em together...?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:48, archived)
# You are king of fluff!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:50, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
snuggly!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:52, archived)
# Suggestions?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:26, archived)
#
yes! give it to jolly Jack!! ha ha!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:28, archived)
# eh?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:28, archived)
# I think that was the request.
Mort giving it to Jolly Jack.
I'm not sure what 'it' is, so I'll request Mort giving a cup of tea to Jolly Jack.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:30, archived)
# "eh?" indeed.....
....I'm worried about what he might be sugesting......
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:30, archived)
# Mort as a student on Block Busters
(Bob Holness!)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:29, archived)
# Mort
being an apprentice to death.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:30, archived)
# SEXY NUNS
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:31, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:33, archived)
# SECONDED!!!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:35, archived)
# Mort as a student in Blockbuster
video
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:31, archived)
# with Bob Holness!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:36, archived)
# mort
having been prepared to be eaten.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:33, archived)
# A LITTLE MORT
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:34, archived)
# Mort
having hardcore sex
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:35, archived)
# But he doesn't even like concrete.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/just finished an essay on GGBFS's uses in concrete
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:37, archived)
# Mort
declaring war on terror
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:38, archived)
# Freddy vs Jason vs Aliens vs Predator vs Mort vs Accrington Stanley
or

Doctor FrankenMort creates a creature: half Crocodile, half Albatross, half Man-Bear. In a sexy nun's habit.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Mort vs Alien
That'd be good!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:47, archived)
# .
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:24, archived)
# Yep.
Just thought I'd take the opportunity to piss someone off.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:25, archived)
# What a worthless thing to do.
*shakes head*

Mother must be proud.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:26, archived)
# It worked
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:26, archived)
# Pffft
Arf
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:32, archived)
# oh dear god.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:24, archived)
#
aaarrrrgggghhhhhhh!!! BANG!!!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:29, archived)
# The enterprise really needs another bowl...
hosted by imageshack.us
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:22, archived)
# hahaha
great poses/expressions
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:23, archived)
# Th'art
derang'd
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
I can't stop giggling at that

woo yay
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha!
love the rogue cheerio.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:25, archived)
# hahahahahaahha!
just like the haircut I tried to give my brother last week when I was about six years old.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:29, archived)
# hahahaha

superb!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:37, archived)
# that's ace.
top work
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:38, archived)
# ahahahahaha!
great !

(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha!
Nicely solved.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:50, archived)
# Uhuru!!!!

(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Awesome.
Just awesom.

E
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Two FPPs in a row?
Has that been done before?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 16:04, archived)
# oh gee, thanks.
not only am i about to get fired for bursting out laughing so loud EVERYONE now knows i read b3ta at work, i also probably fried my monitor spraying it with half a glassful of water.

woo and yay though. that was definitely worth it.

(and got me out to delurk enough for my first ever comment!)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 17:11, archived)
# Oh my sweet lord
but I laughed a lot at this. Thankyou.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Spode Christmas bowl
I have a factory second of one of those
(, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 3:20, archived)
# HAHaha!!
Jordie la Bloody Forge!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2005, 9:23, archived)
# A new warning for the front page
(Apologies for the 0% hummus content)

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:17, archived)
# imageshack.us?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:18, archived)
# and?
?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:25, archived)
# sorry i was being a smarmy cunt about the fact that it has a warning about the following site then links to imageshack
:o)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:27, archived)
# This person does not speak for me.

I have a sock puppet with a drink problem to do that.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:27, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:15, archived)
# hehe
i mean, arf!

nice font... wheredya gettit?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:16, archived)
# aye i was wondering that
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:19, archived)
# BadaBoom BB
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:22, archived)
# ARF!
a r f

woo
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Since I'm not cool/rich enough to own one, I made an iPod in illustrator.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:08, archived)
# nice breastage
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:09, archived)
# where?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:09, archived)
# in the middle
towards the bottom
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:10, archived)
# *covers screen in cream*
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:11, archived)
# BIGGER
PLEASE !
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:09, archived)
# turn it up to 190c
n pop my pizza in
cheers
there's a good lass

n oo, good luck with the sing alongs
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:09, archived)
#
it looks like bakelite to me!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:09, archived)
# oooh
*tweaks* (:
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:10, archived)
# very nice
woo
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:10, archived)
# woo
a welding mask with a breast on the front
only kidding woo yay
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:11, archived)
# come in Tokyo!
nicely done
woo

off to Germany again? Is your choir German?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:11, archived)
#
looks like something off of thunderbirds!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:13, archived)
# sorry
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:17, archived)
# it's a...
...erm dunno

plug, plug, plug
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:08, archived)
# Harryhausen
Lives!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:08, archived)
# top shopping
woo yay
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:09, archived)
# wow-woo
that's exceptionally good.
panowie!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Woo, Dorothy Perkinsery!
that is one of the best of late!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:10, archived)
# ooh that's reet good.
have this:

(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:11, archived)
# Its a fricken!
or possibly a frocken
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:11, archived)
# Kill
it!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:14, archived)
# That's utterly, breathtakingly perfect.
Now kill it!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:31, archived)
# now that
is watermeloning class
must try and limit swearing in face of excellent post. Woo for your pic sir
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:51, archived)
# tiling experiment faliure #1
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:07, archived)
# I knew a girl once...
that could do that with her legs
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:08, archived)
# tiling?
Impressive.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:09, archived)
# ha ha
yes, she could do a whole bathroom in 20 minutes
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:10, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:20, archived)
# My first girlfriend
could fold her legs round the back of her neck.

I could carry her around like a six-pack.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:11, archived)
# Damn vertical hold's playing up again......

(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:00, archived)
# SEXY NUNS!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:01, archived)
# SECONDED!!!!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:01, archived)
# I sh*t on you and set you on fire.
.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
i got a great post number though

4374734
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:03, archived)
# quick, piss on him to extingush the flames.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:05, archived)
# why?
leave me to burn!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:05, archived)
#
i'll happilly let you burn! especially as I just got sent a picture of you!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:08, archived)
# you did?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:09, archived)
#
yep, the one with the goggle glasses on!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:13, archived)
# christ
has it gone viral?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:14, archived)
# How the hell should I know! ;)
Looks like it might be verging on it! You'll be plastered across the pages of Zoo, Nuts or the Sport if your not careful!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:19, archived)
# i've been in bizarre
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:19, archived)
#
What? that picture? or one of you at the local fetish club?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:24, archived)
# haha a similiar to the goggles one at a club
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:29, archived)
# no
you deserve to be pissed on as well.

bah! *can't go when everyones looking*
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:09, archived)
# mermaids
or something with vampires
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:01, archived)
# sexy buns
:)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:03, archived)
# a big gorilla
eating cheese on top of the Eiffel Tower, wearing a tutu.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:03, archived)
# This one.
But with Sexy Nuns.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:34, archived)
# Arthur Dent
trying to offer up a cup of tea to a 25 foot high ostrich-thing
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:03, archived)
# a fully armored war giraffe
being ridden by a armored african warrior (pref. female)

or...

a high seas adventurer swing from the rigging with a buxom wench in his arms.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:03, archived)
#
frigging in the rigging? ;)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:05, archived)
# 10% of all accidental gravity induced pirate injuries happen that way
it's hard to get pirate insurance nowdays...
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:57, archived)
#
A desert eagle toting kitten woman being rounded on by retired male pornstars!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:04, archived)
# something
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Sexy nuns!... no wait, sorry:
Mexi-cuns!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:04, archived)
# I see what you did there!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:06, archived)
# drunken monks.
soapy popes.
fishy bishops.
sticky vicars.
yeasty priests.

can you see a theme developing here?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:04, archived)
# kinky cardinals
pervy preists
sneaken archdeacons
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:09, archived)
# prying friars.
randy rabbis.

i think that just about covers it.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:11, archived)
# Randy vicars
bumming sexy nuns.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:05, archived)
# how about
the easter bunny girl
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:07, archived)
# Yes!
The Easter Bunny Girl
bumming sexy nuns with a strap-on.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:08, archived)
# *gasp*
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Reckless Rik!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:06, archived)
# a couple of ten year olds
with spina bifida having oral sex with fireman while wearing full body braces to stop curved spines
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:07, archived)
# ha ha haaa!
THIS!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:08, archived)
# he never picks me
:(
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:10, archived)
# Don't get depressed.
Keep trying!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:14, archived)
# If you can't guess why; you've got problems.....
.........
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:07, archived)
# I love JJ's CT
You splendid chap. I'd like a Wizard playing poker with three sexy witches please.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:15, archived)
# This
I was going to say witches
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Yes,
this.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:18, archived)
# so long
as its STRIP poker
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:26, archived)
# JJ, here!
*points*
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:28, archived)
# and
the wizard is winning, preferably.
actually this is turning me on slightly. i'm thinking of the cartoon witch on the 'bewitched' ad thing. three of them, whispering things to each other.

ahem.
...hoooyeah.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:34, archived)
# *fwap*
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:39, archived)
# yes
yes, this.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:42, archived)
# an
egg which is about to hatch something evil but is currently still an egg.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:24, archived)
# there you go! fixed!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:34, archived)
# Hmmmm?




(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 13:57, archived)
#
excellent!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 13:58, archived)
# If he
told everyone he was gay and had an abortion, then they might release him back into the wild.
Or he could shit on a statue of the virgin Mary. I'd like to see that.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:00, archived)
# There's a lot of repressed anger
with you today, isn't there Ms Comma
*awaits obligatory 'get to fuck you cunting fuck' response*
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:11, archived)
# You would like to see the pope shit on a statue of the virgin mary?
*gets statue and pointy hat*
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:16, archived)
# Nicely
:¬)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Is that Mr Joey Deacon
Hiding in the back seat cunningly disguised as a nun?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:01, archived)
# kin ell
Isnt that death riding behind him in the car?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:02, archived)
# haha!
fabulous.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:03, archived)
# hehehe
loon (:
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:09, archived)
# the pope at its bestest°)
pearoast from midnight
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:12, archived)
# where was he hiding
the steering wheel?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:23, archived)
# with apologies to happy tomato. but who gives a shite!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Hehe, you
appear to have an erroneous apostrophe in there :¬)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 13:58, archived)
#
Now they've killed off that shit drink, they should go and get some Monkey Beer!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Please delete this post.














and parodys of bandwagons are bandwagons.
I renounce bandwagons
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha...


...they're all great :¬)


More!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 13:56, archived)
#
is this necessary! really childish!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 13:57, archived)
#
can't remember if that was my point or not.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 13:58, archived)
#
mind you! i feel ashamed as there are 7 of mine there!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:00, archived)
# arghhhh! he's got me going at it again!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:09, archived)
# and me..
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:18, archived)
# I'm more ashamed
I started it
here
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:12, archived)
#
and so you should be!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:20, archived)
# woo best post ever
has two of mine
*feels ashamed* in my defence your honor never in a new thread
edit: 3 two are on the top row I must be the greatest/guiltyest
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 13:57, archived)
# Proud to have not made a little chef bandwagon.........
.........yet
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:04, archived)
# only one of mine
used the err template thing if you get my drift
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:05, archived)
# FUCK IT UP THE ARSE WITH A STICK.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 13:58, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
it's revoltingly beaautiful!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 13:58, archived)
# 'kin marv
DO NOT DELETE THIS POST - FRONT PAGE ALERT (er maybe not)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:02, archived)
# oh yes!
that's what we like!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Woo Woo Woo
Woo Woo Woo
Woo Woo Woo
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Leaching!!!
But you are buggering the bandwagon so I suppose it's alright.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:05, archived)
#
I hurts only the offenders I suppose.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:06, archived)
# Might be an idea to
remove some of the protestors though
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:07, archived)
# That kind of goes against my subtext
but I guess i could.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:10, archived)
# Bearing in mind some of them
are Anti bandwagon. You probably should
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:12, archived)
# well in
my case you would be hurting UKDRAGON which seems a bit mean
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:13, archived)
# And b3tards too. I could link them, but i really feel some of the people using that are abusing it too.
but i wont be a fuckbag.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2005, 14:25, archived)

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