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Reasonless...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:37, archived)

thats nice

woo THE eyes..

(G10A9L, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:40, archived)

I told him he would get the shakes if he gave up heroin

Woo! and 'Noon!

(its a bloody shambles, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:41, archived)

that

human peeled off my wings! woo

(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:49, archived)

I like the one-sheet for the new Bruno Ganz film

(Chopper3, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:36, archived)

pffft

v woo

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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:38, archived)

S-force

S-Force are always the first team to be called out
on S.W.A.T missions

middle east

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:24, archived)

Is Sue a pacifist?

Becuase she never has a weapon

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:25, archived)

she is master of hand to hand combat

and makes the tea

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:26, archived)

She prefers to play with Sweeps

(Barbara's Bush, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:27, archived)

Fuck Yeah!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:27, archived)

Pfffft!

I love that!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:30, archived)

Fantastic

That is utterly great

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:37, archived)

that's great

(peewee13, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:40, archived)

that's taking a good thing

too far.

(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:44, archived)

better?

(peewee13, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:45, archived)

Do you have any non-women related woos?

These are just boring

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:49, archived)

sure

but really, women aren't boring, they know stuff we males can't even think of and they can do lots of different things at the same time not to mention giving birth

(peewee13, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:54, archived)

I didn't say women were boring

I said your women woos were boring

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:04, archived)

some lesbian you are

(Shirley Bindun, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:32, archived)

Awesome

hahahaha

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:01, archived)

these are great

woo

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mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:32, archived)

Ooh, a chance too show off my first woo

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TehPieBoy TheGoodShite.co.nr, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:35, archived)

haha

good one

(G10A9L, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:46, archived)

WE WANT A BLACK POPE

This is an attempt to draw attention to the need for a more representative Catholic Church

WE WANT A BLACK POPE

(ngomo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:23, archived)

The Black Pope

is actually the head of the order of Jesuit Priests. A real title.

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:24, archived)

I want the best pope for the job,

whether he be black, white, blue, pink, purple or green.
I find your comment somewhat racist.

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:27, archived)

I want a purple one!

A papal purple pope would be great.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:07, archived)

surely

a gay black pope with AIDS

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:28, archived)

good aids

or bad aids?

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shin0r, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:31, archived)

a little from column a

and a little from row 2

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:48, archived)

stapled to a whale

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:32, archived)

If they want a repreasentative pope

choose one who isn't catholic

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shin0r, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:29, archived)

Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads

on their real foreheads.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:30, archived)

oh noes

not that bloody song. My flatmate went around singing that for months

(N00bT00b, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:32, archived)

I thought

'I want a white riot' was a bit obvious.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:36, archived)

Or at least

A rock to wind some string around.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:46, archived)

What they need...

...is a black, disabled, lesbian single mother for pope.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:40, archived)

That's

democracy. Representative of everyone, yet no-one.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:49, archived)

there ya go

(peewee13, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:44, archived)

Harry Potter and the [made up word/ridiculous situation]

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:15, archived)

hah

yes!

(N00bT00b, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:16, archived)

Are you a screenwriter?

woo

(Barbara's Bush, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:17, archived)

HAHAHA!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:17, archived)

yup

that's pretty much what happens in every fecking book..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:18, archived)

Found out!

JK Rowling must be shitting herself. And wiping her arse with £50 notes, obviously.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:18, archived)

Haha,

I love your Thunderbirds/pope picture :)
Belated woo!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:19, archived)

Thankyou.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:22, archived)

yay!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:19, archived)

Hahahaa

great.

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:19, archived)

I recognise

that chicken.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:22, archived)

she loves teh big cock.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:24, archived)

great something

of someplace

/hermes

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:20, archived)

My manwich!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:21, archived)

pretty much!!

although i still cant wait for the next one!!
familiarity makes books more accessible to kids - so thats why she has the same structure - and thats why less kids read book 4+5 cos they deviated slightly!

(Ush, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:20, archived)

Woo to You.

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Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:21, archived)

Haha genius!

What's the font you used for that?

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:21, archived)

I think it was a Harry Potter font I grabbed from somewhere.

Not sure where but it did the trick.

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Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:22, archived)

comp it!

comp it hard ...

(kids trapped in fridges, ha!)

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Don~Keyotey, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:34, archived)

Hahaha

Summurises it all very nicely

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:21, archived)

ha ha h ahahahahahhahaahahaaahaahhha

that's fucking genius

(peewee13, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:22, archived)

hahahahaha!

so accurate!

(trumpet, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:23, archived)

Ha ha ha ha (and have a roasted pee)

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BamaSS, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:30, archived)

satiraculously delishyous!!!

woo yay! pearoastyle

(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:02, archived)

hahaha

spot on!

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giant_squid, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:47, archived)

Funny how

they always have that one attachment that you're not quite sure what its for...

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Liquid Crystal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:14, archived)

nice quoage

indeed

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:17, archived)

Compo?

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:17, archived)

This

(ChowRiit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:17, archived)

Maybe

although I didn't have that in mind...

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Liquid Crystal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:17, archived)

Hahaha

That's great

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:26, archived)

What were they thinking.....

Bindun?

(Barbara's Bush, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:12, archived)

(devilstick, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:12, archived)

hahaahhaahah

and hahahaahh
and true...

(Ush, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:14, archived)

It's funny

because it's true.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:15, archived)

this

is true. Although my talent is still at the 5 year old level

(N00bT00b, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:15, archived)

hahaha

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:17, archived)

aghr, forgot the last one

(devilstick, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:19, archived)

Michael J Fox?

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:20, archived)

is that a scar

on it's *ahem* shaft?

looks nasty, might want to that looked at

edit: get

(Shirley Bindun, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:20, archived)

You mean thats not normal..?

(devilstick, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:21, archived)

actually

i think you'll find at 5 it still just a head with legs if you ask a child to draw picture of a person

/had to do a child observation study last term

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:23, archived)

ha ha!

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Purple Onion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:23, archived)

Look at that little fat kid

I'll bet he's a virgin too
/points

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:27, archived)

The truth

It all becomes clear now.

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:23, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:10, archived)

sexy nun!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:10, archived)

This.

With secrets!

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:11, archived)

SEXY SECRETS!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:12, archived)

AND PANTS!

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:14, archived)

draw something

with really small eyes

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:11, archived)

SOMETHING DIFFERENT!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:11, archived)

something that isn't pseudo porn

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:12, archived)

IT'S NOT PORN!

IT'S ART!!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:13, archived)

You tell 'em!

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:15, archived)

RAAAA!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:15, archived)

KEEP IT GREASEY SO IT'LL GO DOWN EASY.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:15, archived)

how about

some artistic space nymphs on a space walk with tight spacesuits refuelling a plane with a very phallic space hose?

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:16, archived)

BEWARE

HORSE IS A ALIEN

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:19, archived)

PSEUDO PORN!

There's a difference.

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:16, archived)

draw some

real porn

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:14, archived)

Sexy lady destroying Tokyo

with her massive boobs

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:12, archived)

massive lazer boobs

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:13, archived)

Yes!

boobs with laser nipples!

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:14, archived)

a lady rock climbing hanging from her fellow rock climbers nuts. (that a climbing term, not his bollocks.)

a lady juggling clubs while balancing a stick on her chin with a spinning plate on the end of the stick.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:12, archived)

i'm always fiddling with my friends and my nuts

/both climbing terms

friends = cams

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:14, archived)

Fat birds

and by birds I mean girls

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Liquid Crystal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:12, archived)

What he said ^^

^_^

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Liquid Crystal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:15, archived)

sexy cat girl

breast feeding her kittens

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Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:13, archived)

with her six boobies.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:13, archived)

THIS

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:25, archived)

giant spider women

capturing adventurous explorers in their giant webs.

Edit: did i mention that they were Lara-like adventuresesses.

(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:13, archived)

Spider Idol

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:21, archived)

haha

great minds...

Edit: Or media-saturated generation, take ur pick

(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:22, archived)

cool

is there a wesbsite with a large collection of your awesome awesome pics?

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:23, archived)

CollectedCurios......

.....link on profile.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:26, archived)

WOO!!!

but then we used all your bandwidth....

(hides in corner)

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:34, archived)

I'm gonna pay up for Geocities pro........

.....should mean people can view more than 4 images before the site goes down.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:40, archived)

im sure if you asked, people would donate towards it.

er... possibly

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:46, archived)

well

they might demand sexy nuns in exchange for the money, tho.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:52, archived)

draw

yourself up to full height and bellow like a wounded ox, in the street, or on the bus.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:13, archived)

A sexxxxy Nun

having a moral crisis with a sexy Priest (or a cucumber)

(Barbara's Bush, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:14, archived)

Godzilla on his first tricycle.

Racing Mothra on rollerskates.

(Tetsuo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:14, archived)

hhaha

this.

(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:18, archived)

2nded

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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:20, archived)

a monkey with a gun

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SuperMatt, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:15, archived)

A half-drowned (sexy) cat girl being given mouth to mouth resussitation by a

by a (sexy)foxgirl lifegard

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:15, archived)

please?

...

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:20, archived)

Girl-on-girl action (no matter what the disguise) is restricted to my private files.

.....and shan't be posted here ):D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:27, archived)

will it

be posted anywhere?

(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:35, archived)

no.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:38, archived)

aww

c'mon, share the wealth :D

(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:44, archived)

no.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:46, archived)

not even

for a big clock?

(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:48, archived)

or a completly free massive huge meal of the finest food served at my exclusive resteraunt?*

*may be 0% genuine

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:51, archived)

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:44, archived)

A kitten suicide bomber

or
Cowboy monkeys riding llamma's
or
Fish having a medieval battle

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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:18, archived)

ninja kittens

with uzis, skateboarding through regen't park whilst shooting at the pope

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techierob, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:19, archived)

sexy rock chick

sexy rock chick
sexy rock chick
sexy rock chick

(Bingo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:20, archived)

gay street hawk with stablisers (wheels not e numbers)

(Shirley Bindun, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:23, archived)

An actress

whispering something shocking to a bishop

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fuscous, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:24, archived)

A lady

optician

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teedyay, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:26, archived)

My sister's an optician

Mind you, she's no lady!

(Dr GUID, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:38, archived)

*Wiggles

cigar*

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mechos, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:50, archived)

Make it cold

rediculously cold!

(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:46, archived)

Check out my new hat

ME VLAD,ME SMASH!!!

(Stedanmar!!! Salami Llama Penis!!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:10, archived)

me vultan

me swoon

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:10, archived)

JOHN'S GOT A SAUSAGE THAT'LL BREAK YOUR HEART!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:11, archived)

You; Philip Seymour Hoffman,

.....you; twunt.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:12, archived)

ME COW!

ME HAVE AIDS

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:12, archived)

me do apologise

but it had to be done

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The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:20, archived)

No need to apologize, it does that regularly anyway.

(Stedanmar!!! Salami Llama Penis!!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:23, archived)

i havent been able to post in ages - i think the internet was down - the WHOLE OF IT

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connor, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:07, archived)

I'm confused...

In a good way. WOO!

(French Toast, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:08, archived)

I like this,

cos it winks.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:12, archived)

What I want...

is a phone that breathalises you before you are allowed to use it

(N00bT00b, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:03, archived)

hahahahahaha

no more ringing up ex girlfriends when pissed

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:05, archived)

ooooh and GPRS sattelite Taxi service

when you're too pissed

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:07, archived)

right

me and you mate, we go into business right now.

(N00bT00b, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:08, archived)

what a bloody brilliant idea!

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Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:06, archived)

My finger feels funny.

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Carlossus, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:59, archived)

How does it smell?

On second thoughts, I don't want to know.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:01, archived)

It looks quite brown at the end

dont want to know where it been...

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:04, archived)

to the

kinder egg factory maybe

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:07, archived)

Yes

if the kinder egg factory happens to be up someones bum, then maybe.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:10, archived)

That looks like

Professor J. Farnsworth's "Finglonger".

(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:06, archived)

Especially since that's your thumb

Yes, but is he funny?

(Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:06, archived)

Seams?

Keep looking.
Woo all the same.

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:11, archived)

That's fucking horrible!

Dirty, reaching, probe-stick.

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:18, archived)

Quick and nasty but I'm hungry!

(Vega31, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:59, archived)

noooooooooooo!

don't eat him!

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slight yoinks!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:00, archived)

wot?

no muzzle laws? hungrywoo

(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:14, archived)

cleanup

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:50, archived)

arf

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:50, archived)

teh punnage!!!111!!

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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:54, archived)

pffft

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:55, archived)

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:56, archived)

Big bin?

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:58, archived)

Arf!

dun bin!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:59, archived)

Pfft!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:59, archived)

mc-donald new plate

(G10A9L, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:47, archived)

satirical

value: 9.95 - woo earned

(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:12, archived)

Uh-oh...

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:46, archived)

haahaha genius

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:48, archived)

help me please :)

www.b3ta.com/board/4482296

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:53, archived)

I wrote a thumbnail gallery a bit like that - you can see it on me website

www.headstaggers.com/gallery or
www.headstaggers.com/photos

just save pics into the right directory and it`ll auto thumbnail them for you.. if you want, I can tidy it up and chuck it over to you?

it`s php with gdlib2 (if that means anything to you ;) )

or if you want, chuck us your code over and I`ll have a squizz (when I get home!)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:58, archived)

I don't know much about gdlib

I created the thumbnails in Photoshop as some of the images are gifs and would probably not be suitable for gdlib?

But I post the php code for you if you can modify it for me.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:04, archived)

who hosts your server?

gdlib gives you access to lots of image functions like image resizing (to create thumbnails) and allocating colours (used that to generate greyscale thumbs for the photos and also to give the photos a background colour to fill the square)

yeah sure, post it up, and I`ll e-mail it home for a poke

edit: or chuck it in an e-mail .. address in profile

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:07, archived)

although a lot of people use

gallery.menalto.com/ for web galleries

- I wanted something that did the basics, but would also let me include the gallery in other pages without taking the full page, and something I could customise

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:11, archived)

from the way your gallery`s going, it looks like your array handling code isn`t performing an offset

probably wouldn`t be too hard to fix.. messed up my own code at one point in the same way :)

I`m glad Java is a lot more straightforward

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:05, archived)

Ask

here

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:59, archived)

As you have your thumbnails

www.onlinetools.org/tools/domgallery.php

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sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:19, archived)

hahahaha

class

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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:49, archived)

Hehehehe,

highly reputable companies, every one of them :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:50, archived)

sooper

wyh

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:52, archived)

teehee

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:53, archived)

Hahaha

I bet nothing exciting ever happen there :)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:54, archived)

hahaha!

noooooo! teh comic sans!!

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slight yoinks!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:58, archived)

I knew it was you before I even saw the name

Woo yay houpla to that sir

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:25, archived)

you dirty girl, this is the fitth night on the trot you've been here

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mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:45, archived)

She's a real

scrubber

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:52, archived)

pfft

(French Toast, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:12, archived)

Nervous blue thing

My first attempt at animating cartoon eyes.. not much point in the animation other than practise really, but I thought I'd post it and see if anyone has any good tips on animating like this??

Thanks.

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:42, archived)

that is far better than anything I can animate

woo yay

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:45, archived)

Lully

:¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:45, archived)

it's only 12 slides in Imageready..

.. really easy. I figured the blurry bit to make fast movement by "disecting" a couple of "woo yay" anims from these pages at the weekend :)

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:47, archived)

most

lovely.

(N00bT00b, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:48, archived)

very nice

show as more..

(G10A9L, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:48, archived)

LOL, damn

there goes my day again :/

/me heads off to photoshop land

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:51, archived)

hah

I on the other hand am being vastly productive. Look upon my mighty works and tremble!

(N00bT00b, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:57, archived)

That's great!

speaking as an animation master . . . that's great!

there is a small white blip on the blink frame . . . a tip I picked up from someone is to set the background to purple or summat to show up the glitches . . .
must've been weebl . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:58, archived)

ooh yes...

thanks :)

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:03, archived)

I think it looks better than both the parents

in response to www.b3ta.com/board/4482322

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:39, archived)

AAAAAaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhh!!!!!

*runs away throwing a "woo" over shoulder*

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:40, archived)

hurray!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:40, archived)

I'm not sure that I'll ever be able to

fwap for the rest of my life just in case this image pops into my thoughts.

Woo for pic, boo for killing fwaps

(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:42, archived)

Arrrrgh

So now we know what ~~she~~ it looks like.

I wish this was a topic for the weekly comp. I have suggested it before but it's fallen on deaf ears.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:44, archived)

(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:44, archived)

Yay,

offspring of the gross and famous, I likes it!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:46, archived)

run for your life lest it speaks

top shop

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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:47, archived)

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