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# Bassment Jaxx
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:09, archived)
# wah wah...
...waaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Woo
TJ Holy carp,

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5982446080&rd=1
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
sarcasm at its best

I see they pulled Manic`s item.. which wasn`t even a friggin` ticket
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:31, archived)
# that's
fucking hilarious, I love it. This is the way forward for comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)
# ........
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Capt Dogstar, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:07, archived)
# Looks like a poster I used to have on the door to my bog.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:08, archived)
# unoriginal i know
just getting used to the software
(Capt Dogstar, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:09, archived)
# It's a good thing that it reminds me of something.
and you're already doing better with the software than I can.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:10, archived)
# We had a poster of Nelson Mandela on our toilet door,
due to our slang term for having a poo being "I'm off to free Nelson Mandela, back in five"
An unsatisfactory bowel movement, or one that had to be cut short due to phonecall/doorbell, was deemed to be a 'Half-Nelson'

/fucking students
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)
# Arf!
We call it giving birth to an otter

EDIT: "Back in 5?" That's a quick one. Hardly enough time to read the sports pages
(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)
# arf
in french
"i have a mole at the counter"
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
*steals phrase*
Best. Poo-phrase. Ever!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:19, archived)
# help yourself
i have stolen and translated to french so many weird expressions from the b3taboard that my friend think i'm so creative
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha that`s brilliant!
I love the way translations go weird sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:25, archived)
# so when is your birthday party?
is it soon?
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)
# not telling!
I don`t plan to be celebrating it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)
# *clicks ignore*
°(
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:38, archived)
# are you going to become an old geezer?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
I reckon 29 is already too old for this planet, never mind the 30th that`s coming up shortly

Carousel!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Oh thats class!
Im 7 years beyond carousel, so I assume they missed me,
but now I'm afraid to be on the electral register (just in case)!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# hehe
being 30 is just like being 20 but with less idiotic mates
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)
# well that`s something to look forward to! ;)
my mates are all getting married and having babies and stuff.. scary
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)
# One of two for us
Going for a Thora Hird
Growing a tail
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:22, archived)
# Nipping off one of Bungle's fingers

(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Feeding the sewer fish
(The Wigmeister, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:25, archived)
# "UGH! UGH! *runs around a bit* UGH! TURTLE HEAD!"
"go to the toilet then!"
"UGH! TURTLE HEAD! *runs around a bit more*"
"GO TO THE TOILET!"
"TURRRRTLE HEAD!"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Women do that.
They'll dance around a bit and you say "What's up?" and they say "I need the toilet" so you say "Then go to the toilet" and they say "In a minute" and dance around a bit more.

Have you noticed?
(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:30, archived)
# um.. yeah... women... yeah
errrrr

*shuffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:14, archived)
# Hello
any news?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)
# try here
news.bbc.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Tis good stuff, Mr. err...
twunt?
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:10, archived)
# rope guns not needed...

tad rushed...naff?
(I helped save b3ta! st3x, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:06, archived)
# It's lovely,
I just can't work out what it's about.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:07, archived)
# batmonkey!
(Azzek!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:19, archived)
# Aah.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:22, archived)
# pfffft
smoooooth
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:28, archived)
# What's that you say, constable? lying on floor with head in cabinet? pants stolen?

No, sir! no! no my Hamilton, he's not even one of those silky boys!
No, sir! Nothing to do with Hamilton! Good day to you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:06, archived)
# Yay for Hamilton!

(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:09, archived)
# GAH!
damnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyoudamnyou

damnyou Prunes!

I just came back to the board for a second and GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:09, archived)
# Hamilton's back!!
And I see asre!
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)
# WOO Yay!
Missed that freak
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Things can always be worse....
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
bad boy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I knew someone would do that, at least he used a johnny.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Ooooh saucy!!
But please explain about Hamilton to an occasional boarder????????
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:19, archived)
# Shane Ritchie has been found dead, missing his pance
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:29, archived)
# There's nothing to explin really, he just didn't do it
here are other things he didn't do

www.dukeofprunes.co.uk/hamilton/
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:29, archived)
# Yay,
Hamilton, the lovable wee scamp :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:25, archived)
# meh
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)
# i've drunk too much to photoshop...
but maybe someone can think of a use for this
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:05, archived)
# Maybe send it to all your friends
who can then send it to all their friends, who can then send it to all their friends, who can then send it to all their friends, who can then send it to all their friends, who can then send it to all their friends, who can then send it to all their friends, who can then send it to all their friends, who can then send it to all their friends, who can then send it to all their friends, who can then send it to all their friends, who can then send it to all their friends, who can then send it to all their friends, who can then send it to all their friends, who can then send it to all their friends, who can then send it to all their friends, who can then send it to all their friends, who can then send it to all their friends, who can then send it to me, who will then go OH FOR FUCKS SAKE NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:08, archived)
# great idea!
*sends*

oh, and while i'm at it, if you just invest $6 it can grow to over $6 in just six weeks! Apply below (far, far below)
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)
# *invests*

*waits*


















bollocks...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)
# try there
www.whatdoyouthinkweareyourphotoshopbitch.com
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:10, archived)
# wow!
that's actually a real site!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Ha!
i thought you were joking!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)
# I know!
Who'd have thought?!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Nice website
It inspired me :
(SEPE, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Why not start a series of "amusing" David Hasslehoff pictures
that you then send me on a twice-daily basis via e-mail and clog up my inbox with tat?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:10, archived)
# why that when I can fill up your inbox with words made of giant ascii art that gets through the spam filters, like

      ___           ___           ___                   
     /\  \         /\  \         /\  \                  
    /::\  \        \:\  \       /::\  \                 
   /:/\:\  \        \:\  \     /:/\:\  \                
  /:/ /::\  \   _____\:\  \   /:/ /::\  \   ___     ___ 
 /:/_/:/\:\__\ /::::::::\__\ /:/_/:/\:\__\ /\  \   /\__\
 \:\/:/  \/__/ \:\~~\~~\/__/ \:\/:/  \/__/ \:\  \ /:/  /
  \::/__/       \:\  \        \::/__/       \:\  /:/  / 
   \:\  \        \:\  \        \:\  \        \:\/:/  /  
    \:\__\        \:\__\        \:\__\        \::/  /   
     \/__/         \/__/         \/__/         \/__/    
      ___           ___           ___                   
     /\__\         /\  \         /\  \                  
    /:/  /         \:\  \        \:\  \         ___     
   /:/  /           \:\  \        \:\  \       /\__\    
  /:/  /  ___   ___  \:\  \   _____\:\  \     /:/  /    
 /:/__/  /\__\ /\  \  \:\__\ /::::::::\__\   /:/__/     
 \:\  \ /:/  / \:\  \ /:/  / \:\~~\~~\/__/  /::\  \     
  \:\  /:/  /   \:\  /:/  /   \:\  \       /:/\:\  \    
   \:\/:/  /     \:\/:/  /     \:\  \      \/__\:\  \   
    \::/  /       \::/  /       \:\__\          \:\__\  
     \/__/         \/__/         \/__/           \/__/
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:19, archived)
# My friend invented a home brew spirit (made from aniseed and plums if you're interested)
Called Anal Cunt. The morning after a heavy night you experienced the Anal Cunt Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:21, archived)
# It's also the name of a band/group :)
Grindcore!!

EDIT: Look at some of the song titles
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:32, archived)
# I take it they have issues with baldness?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# They have issues with everything.
Their stuff makes me laugh though. It really shouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# I love
Van full of retards
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)
# Shop schnurr into it!
give some hommage!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!!
The Real-Life Look Around You
Also, special hug to anyone who can tell me what programme it comes from - that credits sequence is giving me crazy primary school flashbacks!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:01, archived)
# dunno
but fuck me if that aint the dullest thing i seen this week ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:09, archived)
# *shakes fist*
WhyIoughtta!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)
# I hated teh second series of look around you.
They ruined it, the first series will always be the best, it won awards for what it was then they changed it so badly. I know to do a different show entirely, but it was still pants.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:26, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:00, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:01, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:03, archived)
# Inigo Montaya! At last we meet!


Sheffield?.....Chapeltown!
(I helped save b3ta! Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:05, archived)
# Sharrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Hurrah...
For "Up Norths".

Looks at weather, looks at clean Triumph.

Not today.
(I helped save b3ta! Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:14, archived)
# *Does 'Up North' dance*
Looks out of window...curses at the fucking helicopters that keep circling cos of thos G8 cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)
# I'll see your dance and.....
raise you a Whippet race.
(I helped save b3ta! Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:17, archived)
# I'll see your whippet race
and raise you a pint of bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:19, archived)
# Cheers!
Runs from pub before it's my round....

(northern stereotype).
(I helped save b3ta! Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:21, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:25, archived)
# I'm from up North too!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
*does bigger Up North dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Ha ha.
good punnage

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Goldfish_, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:03, archived)
# Punchucks?
Eh?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:05, archived)
# How much nun would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nun?
New variation on an old tongue-twister
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:06, archived)
# Nun........
Nun whatsoever.

Not Nine Nuns, No
(I helped save b3ta! Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:09, archived)
# What sort of fun does a monk have?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:13, archived)
# Hurrah!
nun WeapONS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:09, archived)
# Good.
Now MORE Nuns!
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)
# Chobb, I didn't even see the Quo until I started editing this!
Cheers for the hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:50, archived)
# sooo subtle
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:04, archived)
# ooo
took me a few scrolls to spot that
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:31, archived)
# me too
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# I could have one this better...... But hell it's Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:48, archived)
# Fucking
A
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# Badum-Tisch
Brilliant. If you did it with speech bubbles and made it 280 wide ... well, who knows what might happen.
Edit: Not *quite* what I meant (I meant with the bubble on the pictures to reduce the amount of white areas) and I'm not actually 1a mod, so it wasn't a promise. I do however think it is thoroughly worthy of a FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:57, archived)
# There you go...
Just for you....
edit / Yeah, but I'd struggle with those picture to get the text in, but I think it looks better now anyway :o) Just a bit lazy as it's Friday afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:20, archived)
# pfffft!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:02, archived)
# Ahahaa!!
Nicely done, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:03, archived)
# ...


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Mmmm, she's got no eyes!
I may stand a chance!

Edit: Bugger, she's still got a nose. I still don't stand a chance
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:44, archived)
# .
How does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:45, archived)
# 'armless!
* might be wrong answer
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:47, archived)
# Alaska?
Hard Hats save heads!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:47, archived)
# Kenya?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:48, archived)
# Seven Sisters?
Hard Hats save heads!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:50, archived)
# No, I always dress like that!
Cheeky boy!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:53, archived)
# Well the evenings are long and dark up t'north!
I can't help it anyway - more than about 3 moves of this game and it turns into a game of Mornington Crescent for me!
/old and confused!
Hard Hats save heads!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:56, archived)
# older and confuseder (probably)
ISIHAC's great.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:58, archived)
# Probably you're 900 years old and I'm only 32!
oh sh1t, you're not the Doctor are you?
:)
Hard Hats save heads!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:00, archived)
# I don't think so
www.dingoboy.co.uk/archives/2005/03/31/christopher-eccleston/

I'm 43 and teh oldest B3tan ever!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:09, archived)
# with those teeth
you *DON'T* stand a chance...
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:45, archived)
# Yeep
/wallpapers it
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:45, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:52, archived)
# She has sexy lips.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:08, archived)
# Dofs cap
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Oho! Good stuff!
Been a while since I've seen any of your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:14, archived)
# rar!
you've no eyes, dear
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Dedicated to Frumbert


for sevices to pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Arffffl . .fffl
mrrfffll graaaCUNT! Teh harfffle-bum murphlle grrrhf.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:44, archived)
# bummurphile?
(Hazhar, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:50, archived)
# hmmmfr
hrrrmNuttinffhWrongfffthWidditpttth
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:52, archived)
# sobers up somewhat
you're supposed to 'shop it!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# ooh, sweary words are teh best!
woooooooyayhoupla
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:48, archived)
# WTF?
Oddity
(Mazrim, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# WTF?
"High School Girl's Package"?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# I wouldn't mind saying "hi" to *that* schoolgirl's package
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Glasscock, I'm afraid.
It was in a Newsletter, unless I'm very much mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Oh.
Sorry if it was. I just thought I'd make sure nobody missed it.
(Mazrim, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# missed what?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:44, archived)
# Last
weeks compo
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:47, archived)
# what's that got to do with
a bathtub full of brightly coloured machine tools?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:55, archived)
# Very
very
very
old. (I think it was in one of the early newsletters). Revived for the younger generation, no doubt ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
#
Glasscock.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# That is the most Japanese website
I have ever seen....



my wife is learning Japanese (100% FACT)
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# I know you lot
and your cats. :)

Oh well. There are some who havent seen it and so it was worth it.
(Mazrim, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:49, archived)
# i'll give you one guess...
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# Meatwheels?
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# winner!
arf, couldn't resist!

you win a copy of Babe 2 on VHS.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:39, archived)
# *rushes out*
*buys*

seriously though, wallpaper sized?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click to play Flash

EDIT: Does anyone know much about getting Flash files into GIF format? I had this lined up but Flash doesn't play any movies within a movie (if that makes sense) so the frame doesn't move. hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# i likeee
doh just saw flash link ..
woot yar and a big fat hoola dancer wibbling about a bit
(I_am_B, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# saving the environment
one tree at a time
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:36, archived)
# Peter Says
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:36, archived)
# pure
genious
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# nice!

I've never had any problems exporting
to GIF(other than pallete/colour problems).
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:44, archived)
# well
if he cropped the flash file to that same size as above, the gif would be 'tiny', and would have a really great slow animated timing to it..
(I_am_B, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:48, archived)
# i usually do all the cropping and timing
stuff in ImageReady
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# no,...
I made this: www.wobshite.co.uk/b3ta/match_factory/match_factory_with%20frame.html

so that wouldn't be a problem
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# thats v nice yea
but the thing with gifs, is, if its full screen changes, its much more information, ( as its not counted as vector)
this way would be a lot of nearly full screen different frames.. ( but could still optimise well as flat colour and worth trying)
but if it was cropped, only the match moving and painting 'area' changes ( smaler changed area) then the gif would come out as fantasticaly small in size and last for ages..
(I_am_B, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:58, archived)
# Leave the optimising to me ;-) I'm ok with that
...I just need to get it to export in the first place!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:02, archived)
# i sometimes use as a workaround to things
print screen to get stuff about quickly ,
could be done for each frame, and pasted into potatoe shlop, as the screen doesnt change size the registration would remain the same for the frames.. and then play about with the zoom/pan move once u have the frames..
but it depends how many frames your playing about with
(I_am_B, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:09, archived)
# hehe
too many for that sort of carry-on!

Never mind... I'll stick to potatoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)
# Instead of exporting to GIF
you should export a PNG sequence, then animate and optimise in something better than flash (such as imageready if you have it).
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:52, archived)
# I screwed around with PNG exports
a bit, but the results were terrible.
I must have been doing something wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:55, archived)
# If you export
as 24-bit PNGs, it should preserve your frames perfectly (including any transparency).
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:57, archived)
# cool
I'll try it again(transparency with
GIF exports is terrible).
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:01, archived)
# In order to export a flash movie as a gif (or anything other than an swf)
I find you need to make all the objects you use a 'graphic', but this means you can't be as flexible with the master timeline.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:52, archived)
# flash has a gif exporter
theres an option in the publish settings of flash that exports as gif,
(I_am_B, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:53, archived)
# yeah I know... but it doesn't animate movies that are within movies
In the example above, the entire factory scene is a flash movie, and then I move that movie about within the frame to allow the camera to pan.

This works fine in Flash, but if I export ANY format (trust me, I've tried Quicktime, GIF, Image sequences of BMP, PNG etc.) then the movie pans, but there is no animation happening!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:57, archived)
# easy peasy
just play the movie and film it with your
mobile phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:03, archived)
# I had to manually screen grab something I made ages ago to get the animation-within-the-animation working :(
I shall heed the wise words posted below
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:23, archived)
# what do u have software wise?
have you only got flash?
(I_am_B, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:04, archived)
# yeah, and Photoshop etc.
I have tried some "free" SWF 2 GIF type converters but they have the same problem! They don't play the SWF as it plays in a browser etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:09, archived)
# Have you tried saving it as a Flash movie (swf)
and then convertng that to an .avi and then sorting it from there?

Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:05, archived)
# I don't think my previous post explained very well
but try this:

* Open a new symbol, making sure it is a 'graphic' type.

* Import your animated gif to the stage of the symbol.

* Use the symbol on the main timeline in your animation, but remember to allow the same number fo frames as in the symbol - a graphic doesn't have an independent timeline like a movie clip.

That should export OK, in any format, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:06, archived)
# It is quite possible I'm being a bit thick here...
but when you say "Import your animated gif" - I don't have one. It was all done in Flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:16, archived)
# i think what he means is
making your existing movie clip into a graphic symbol - so it wont loop like a movie clip but will still animate
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:19, archived)
# The graphics clips will loop
but just not independently of the main timeline.

If the main timeline frames are not an exact multiple of the symbol frames, the loop won't be smooth (if that makes sense?)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)
# makes sense perfectly
.. what about perfectly looping music then, seeing as you`re answering all the tricky questions today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)
# If you mean the little gap you get
when the flash animation jumps from the last frame to the first frame, then I have no idea.

That really annoys me and I have yet to find a way around it - I'll let you nkow if I do though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:30, archived)
# only thing I remember from somewhere I can`t remember (?)
is that you should use WAV files (mp3s have a little bit too much header information or something which creates gaps), but I don`t know the best way to make the song exactly the same length as the movie (if that`s the correct way to do it)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Sorry
I was adding an extra step to the process in my head.

Make sure all the animations within animations are 'graphic' symbols and it should export properly - that's the gist of what I am saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:20, archived)
# ah - i'll give that a shot
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:23, archived)
# maybe they`re named by spastic
cos I always thought "graphic" symbols were just static, as the name would suggest

I shall heed Mr.Mystery also in future.. how very queer of Macrodobe
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)
# The £10 I spend on my "flash for beginners" book
wasn't entirely wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)
# *whistles*
em.. yeah books.. forgot about those :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:30, archived)
# aha
i didnt realise graphic symbols could be animated - i'm assuming you can turn existing 'movie clips' into 'graphics' as well... i shall be trying this out
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:17, archived)
# i've had this problem too
I don't have an answer though, just offering some sympathy

Unless there was some software that could make a recording of whats on your screen...
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:08, archived)
# Some software called Fraps does this
but I think it compresses things and makes a mess.

The only hope of getting this small enough in a GIF was the nice flat colours.
Harumph. Maybe in the next version of Flash.......
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:16, archived)
# plus I think it only works
with directx 9 as well. It's designed for recording your game output.

www.fraps.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:19, archived)
# Is it real....?


(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:33, archived)
# 'Amy? Amy... oh God, no!'
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:36, archived)
# amy?
HOW COULD YO GO OUT DRESSED LIKE THAT ?? OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:37, archived)
# Quo my God!
Sorry, that was lame.

Woo Yay for you though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:47, archived)
# Sexy Nuns!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:46, archived)
# sexy nuns
in latex... oh that brings back memories...

of last week when I googled it during compo
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:49, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:16, archived)
# Have a pic of a Nun Examining the Papal Seal


(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:50, archived)
# Oh no! Meatwheels have mercy!
Meaty
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Ok
So can someone enlighten me as to where/when the new meatwheels meme came about?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# don't ask
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4779120
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# google image search that phrase
and lo. Munter on a barrel scooter.

(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Are
they Klu Klux Klan members? Is it a KKK theme park?
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:33, archived)
# dunno
queried "dodgem"; got pic from a flickr image that greasemonkey put on a google image search page.

But yes, no brothers to be seen. Racist bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:46, archived)
# Google Image
meat flaps
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# google images
very NSFW

gives you fish and chips
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:48, archived)
# *fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# no meatwheels! don't do it!
w/y/h!


have some
handy advice from corel magazine
(no offence!)
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# This!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:33, archived)
# W/Y/H
I'm loving this bandwagon!
(I helped save b3ta! Goldfish_, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:46, archived)
# Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to Fry
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# ha!
where is this inigo montoya stuff coming from, have I missed something?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# The Princess Bride
tis ace
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# and is he some sort
swashbuckling do-gooder, or more of gadding ne'er-do-well?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# well, he's not *really* a bad guy
but when you first meet him, he's fighting the hero of the tale. But then, later...

BTW, it has Peter Falk in it. How good is that!?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# hur hur
when you first "meat" him
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# and Andre the giant
!!
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# oh yes
Man, I must buy the DVD!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# and cue the world shortage of Princess Bride DVDs
and Play.com's share price triples - all beacuse of 1 b3tan's username!

*orders DVD*

Fez-bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# Mine first
look www.b3ta.com/board/4783032
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# reply
www.b3ta.com/board/4783080
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:36, archived)
# *proud*
*counts play.com shares*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:56, archived)
# And Inigo Montoya
is played by Mandy Patinkin - what an ace name!
Fez-bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:27, archived)
# He is a hired blade
and teh PB is my fav film ever!
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# oh i have seen this film
completely bonkers.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Just ordered it from play.com
can't wait!

*sits behind door*
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# excited!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# It won't be here till Monday
* still sits behind door *
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:37, archived)
# i'll have to get it out on the weekend.
and then fail to watch it. Like everything else I hire - videos, beer, hookers ...
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# The Princess Bride!
Of course!



Inconceivable!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# arf!
quick and clever!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# seconded!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Fancy a brew?

(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Naughty Ferengi!
:)

You should never accept the offer of a Monkey Beer from a Ferengi!

Fez-bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# I think wesley is too much of a girl to handle the cool crisp taste of monkey beer anyway....
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Isn't everyone too much of a girl to handle the cool crisp taste of monkey beer anyway....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# NOW it's a party
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# teh princess doesn't know what's coming to her
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:50, archived)
# OH MY GOD
Where can I get the action-figures? My girlfriend will give me a non-stop blowjob for the next thirty years if I buy her one.
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# found it here
www.andgor.com/ Gallery%20Pictures/Montoya-3.gif
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# thank you!!!!
sorry.. can't... talk... any... moooo
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# sounds like
a pretty good deal to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# She's
good like that. If I get her Inigo, she might even do it with tea and icecubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# or until you marry her
which ever's soonest.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# Arf!
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# And there speaks the voice f experience!
/married 10 years now!
Fez-bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# If I let her marry someone else...
I might be in there for life! Wooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:33, archived)
# I'll buy her one!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# yay!
best film ever *fackety-fact*
(stone the crows, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Errr...
...i think you're forgetting about battlefield earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# who could forget ...?
*shudders*
(stone the crows, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# fantastic!
Best thing Travolta has ever done. I must have every bit of merchandise ever produced for this!*

*this may be a complete fabrication.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# COUGH!
I think you are forgetting
Beastmaster 3: The Eye of Braxus
(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:27, archived)
# yes
but that didn't have a cinema release.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Best obscure film of the 80's
Red Dawn

100% Fact
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Fav Film of all time
is Local Hero!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Wee hoo!!!!!!!!!!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:55, archived)
# I was wondering if you'd see it
.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:59, archived)
# Just popped back for a sec
and that greets me! I feel all warm and special!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:06, archived)
# i still don't know...

what song are they singing?
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Ice Ice Baby?
TJ: I haven't missed the compo, have I?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# if you mean last weeks compo then yes, you're a week late.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# you, sir, are a Sarky Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# if that;'s what I think it means
then thank you, sir.

i think it means you're sending me a signed cheque made out to cash with no value

Incedentally, have *i* missed the compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# I Only Got An Office Job So I Could Sexually Harrass You
by Anal Cunt
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# Uptown Top Ranking!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Walk the streets of London, 1888
with George, Jack the Ripper's parrot

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# pahahhahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:02, archived)
# ROBOT CHICKEN!!!
I bloody love that show...thank the lord for bit torrents...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0437745/
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
hahahahahaha :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:02, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
thet is fucking WOO! to the MAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# arf!
this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# pft
now all they have to do is find the Parrot...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# Parrot pie for dinner, I suspect.
He looks somewhat pissed off.

Maybe that's why Ian Huntley didn't have a parrot. "In the bath tub! Squawk!"

Great drawing. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:04, archived)
# or fred west
Squawk! they're under the patio Squawk! and in the basment Squawk!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# hehehehe
Join me in Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# see comment again
www.b3ta.com/board/4783052
(I_am_B, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Pfffft
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:36, archived)
# Ooh! Nasty and funny!
Who'd a thunk it!? Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:04, archived)
# ahahahahaaa
w00 me likes
(sitonit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:04, archived)
# aw, i've missed your valuable contribution to b3ta
welcome back
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha
rape. you just can't beat it.

woo!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# it's not rape
it's surprise sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# arf
.
(sitonit, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:12, archived)
# AHA! but he didn't rape them
so there!

/has studied this
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# Was there any sexing at all?
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Lots of knives in the lady's sex.
but no peenies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace, Woo!
(Andy-, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Arf!
Victorians are teh funny!

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:08, archived)
# sort of
overcompensating for something, methinks?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:11, archived)
# victorians got a lot of things wrong though

plus: woo to dotf's post (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha!


Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:08, archived)
# One hour later
but THAT deserves the highest of cockalora.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)
# long gone are the days
when a long coat and hat were in fashion. Wear that and that expression these days and you're likely to get arrested for being a "creepy flasher wannabe".
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:09, archived)
# it's a sorry state of affairs
when you can't wear a top hat out in public without being at a wedding or the races.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# you can .
thought it's at the races that you can wear *only* a top hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# Being in the pink with nothing but a top hat
I think if one were to doff said hat, being naked would make it all the more attractive.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:11, archived)
# niiice
too good for a woot yar and hoola dancer...

DO ANIMATION !! if you dont already ! :O]
(I_am_B, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# animation, eh?
that's the one where they move?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:36, archived)
# ...
more the one where you stare a blank white bit of paper for ages and nothing moves...
(I_am_B, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:46, archived)
#
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(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:59, archived)
# Woo to you sir
I live in Whitby and I have met Barry, I'll be posting plenty of camera phone quality pictures of Barry next time I see him and yes he is really that wierd.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# i couldn't find any pictures of the real ones :(
barry is a fucking leg-end
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# He sure is
and he's grown his hair a lot more since the filming. I had to chase him out of the video shop where my girlfriend works a few months back because he wouldn't stop dancing in there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha
i felt most sorry for him, he seems quite intelligent but just doesn't understand what the fuck is going on around him
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:05, archived)
# I liked
the guy who couldnt stop asking irrelevant questions, "Have you ever seen a yellow elephant?".
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# "do you like tornadoes?"
haha :D
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# haha
and the guy who was obsessed with shaking people's hands.
bwahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# I still think
that woman who was obsessed with the perils of slipping was pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha
i taped it last night, i'm gonna watch it again later. i love the guy that forgot to pick slippy-woman up from work that lied that he slipped to get ot of it
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# found some pictures:
www.camphill.org.uk/images/jon2.jpg

this one is classic, he looks like trigger from OFAH (except more spacky)
www.camphill.org.uk/images/bv001.jpg

Edit: Cant believe i didnt see this before:
www.camphill.org.uk/images/bvbutt1.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# i found that site
i couldn't find any from the telly last night though
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# Result!
Go barry!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# That
picture was taken in his midget days, here we see him argue with Pamela about making the tea
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# I'm toying with the idea
of driving up there and getting some footage for myself. I'm not sure how i'll justify it though as it might upset a few people.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# shotgun
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Can I go too
we could have a "b3ta botton bash"
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# LAND ROVER!
Do you like mosaics?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Yeah
He's a nice enough bloke. Just completely hatstand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# i'm going to start strutting like him
"it's a new fashion" hahaha
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:08, archived)
# Classic Barry moment:
"Im not lost, but i can usually tell which is my house in this light"
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:11, archived)
# is that ice on the path!
oh my god!
its ice, look over there!
it's really slippery!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# i love how he escaped frm prison in "the best story ever"...
'it just happened...i wasn't there to witness it"!! i want to meet him
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# no no no!
i think you will find it isnt an
electric hob
there just isnt any sparks to light the gas!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# pffffffft
i'm watching it again tonight, too many classic moments
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# hahahah
legend.

someone should put this on a DVD
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# i have the last 40 mins of it on my hdd/dvd dvr thing
i could rip it
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Please do
any clue as to what size the file will be afterwards?

Also, did you think it was like slave labour in that workshop, making a load of spackers make little wooden things for profit? the person in charge of botton must be loaded. haha
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# bwahahha
Thank god for Botton.
Thank channel 4 more for making a program dedicated to Botton.
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:05, archived)

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