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#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:46, archived)
# hahaaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:47, archived)
# haha...waits for most munted
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:48, archived)
# *Folds arms and waits too*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:49, archived)
# they were going to make a version set in a school playground
with the ghosts of old bullies

... most TAUNTED
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:50, archived)
# Filling in for DTH in his absence?

You feckin' LOVE him
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:51, archived)
# in this instance no
I do this every week when me and the missus watch Most Haunted

.. she loves it, I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:53, archived)
# You dropped this...

Image Hosted by Annoying Frog
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:55, archived)
# I dropped my trousers too
but I don`t go holding up a banner ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Oh I just like to advertise

It comes with being an attention whore*

*allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:59, archived)
# At least you're a fluffy attention whore :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:06, archived)
# *saves*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:19, archived)
# We should all welcome him back Monday with some variation of this

Feeeel the loooove
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:21, archived)
# good idea

he'll prolly be hungover from drinking
absinthe.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:23, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Well you did ask.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Quick n' dirty
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:23, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
it used to be great...but its turning into scooby doo as the weeks go on
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:47, archived)
# Yikes!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumfatty, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:50, archived)
# Zowy!
(Zaza, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:01, archived)
# rollocks raggy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:01, archived)
# there's a lot of rubbish talked about leopards

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:45, archived)
# I love the matching shoes/gloves
You just can't get those anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:46, archived)
# ha ha cool,mr mongy
you're quite good at shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:48, archived)
# awww
you big fluffy bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:48, archived)
# i'm all soft and cuddly
and you know it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:55, archived)
# .. you mean you`ve shaved?
I`ll never recognise you!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:59, archived)
# haha 'ning mongy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:49, archived)
# good 'ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:57, archived)
# Yay for leopards!
Their navigation skills are shit though
(puffins are better than yachts, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Hahah, that's ace
One of his best of recent times if only for the chorus

"lalala La lala, lalala La lalooking for my leopard"
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:58, archived)
# did somone say leopard?
raar!
(Zaza, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:02, archived)
# From redex to 404 :)

By the way, just ignore tossers like Dr Mexico
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:15, archived)
# that leopard looks so gay :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:08, archived)
# haha!
leopard trousers always remind me of
Mrs Robinson.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:16, archived)
# shameless


He only got a cruet set for coming 5th.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:41, archived)
# hahahaha
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:41, archived)
# took me
about 15 minutes to get that.
(kittenbot, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha
The old ones are still the old ones best :)
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:42, archived)
# 'ning Pot!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:44, archived)
# 'ning Ms Jessie!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:47, archived)
# I meant to ask you the other day...
Do you live in foreign lands permanently now? that house you have looks very lully, and very permanent. What employment does thou have?

I have no idea why that kept lapsing into Ye Olde English I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:49, archived)
# Yes
After much to-ing and fro-ing I finally sold up in London in 2001 and have made this my permanent home.

I got sick of owning houses because I am one of those suckers for punishment who take old wrecks and make them gorgeous (with endless hassle) so I simplified. My friends bought another house and didn't want to sell this one so asked if I would move here. I sold my last house, banked the money and now live in this here house for a fairly small rent (it's mine for the next 15 years or so). The house is pretty magnificent. Designed by my fave architect.

I don't have a "proper" job but I DJ at a club and am in the process of getting more DJ work in other clubs/bars.

/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:59, archived)
# Ooh, then you are even cooler than previously thought
Respect*


*In the NON 'wrist-flicking-homeboy' sense
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:01, archived)
# Word
homie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:10, archived)
# Pffft!
hee hee hee...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:42, archived)
# Pfft!
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:44, archived)
# tutt tutt! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:46, archived)
# Duurrrrhh just got it
very woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Chumfatty, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:49, archived)
# the penny finally drops......
ha ha funny,woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:50, archived)
# nice pun, a dig at organised religion always worth bonus points, well done
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:50, archived)
# well, a repost
I got kicked to shit for reposting something yesterday. But you seem to be fine. Fingers crossed!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Fear the dark powarz of the Hypno-Cat!


S'funny, I made this yesterday, unaware of the compo. At least I don't remember reading about it...
Hypno-Caaaaaaat! *shakes fist*
(fogbat, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:36, archived)
# *submits*
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:43, archived)
# *forms orderly queue*
*gets nervous*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:44, archived)
# arf
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:35, archived)
# submits
.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumfatty, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:45, archived)
# those good ol' boys are in for a snipin'!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:35, archived)
# that makes absolutely no sense


...but still seems to be hilarious!?
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:38, archived)
# that makes perfect sense
gooks being a term for those vietnamese types...
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:42, archived)
# not a term
but a rather rude racial slur
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:37, archived)
# goose steps!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:38, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
me luv you long time bloss hog, fitty cent
(peewee13, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:40, archived)
#
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:42, archived)
# /obvious
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:53, archived)
# put it away
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:59, archived)
# sorry dad!
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


busted
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:39, archived)
# I can never resist the NSFW posts....
my luck is going run out one day.

Anyway, WOO to the boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! Goldfish_, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:40, archived)
# he noticed but
his subconcious mind would not handle it. Watch how he immeadiatley looks the other way.....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumfatty, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:41, archived)
# it's the combination of the man utd shirt, the look away
and the obvious "hand massages lips" cover up move from his daughter!

classic
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha,
superb :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:41, archived)
# Glass cock!
or glass breasts I suppose...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:42, archived)
# Is that Holly or Jessica
Hull Please
(I helped save b3ta! Chumfatty, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:43, archived)
# you sick fuck!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:48, archived)
# So Sorry
.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumfatty, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Posts like this...
...remind me why I lurk on here.

Keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! blueNine Bees with Knees, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:43, archived)
# serves the slapper right
why do mingin' chavettes insist on using webcams to flash their flacid bresticles??
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:43, archived)
# ha ha ha - bloody kids
why can't they use computers for nice things like games?

may contain cgi rude bits!
(peewee13, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Is that a...
...Dildo Ninja?
(I helped save b3ta! blueNine Bees with Knees, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Hot Coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! TehPieBoy TheGoodShite.co.nr, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:49, archived)
# no
just nude girlfriend V2

don't think much of hot coffee - I could never make her cum. Now I just beat her to death with the dildo
(peewee13, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha.
Where else would you hear someone say that?
(I helped save b3ta! TehPieBoy TheGoodShite.co.nr, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:54, archived)
# so true
there are some weird fuckers here.


also, have you played GTR FIA? www.10tacle.com/gtr-game/
fucking awesome although there are no tits and nobody says motherfucker.
(peewee13, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:56, archived)
# I saw that on SpikedHumor.
Still makes me titter. (unintentional pun)
(I helped save b3ta! TehPieBoy TheGoodShite.co.nr, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:48, archived)
# somebody gets the maxim email--
still good though
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:33, archived)
# Heh, look at his guilty little eyes
He knows what he's done!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Horse is NOT a alien...


So no need to beware then, eh? Move along, nothing to see here.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:25, archived)
# *sniff*
Still the best newbie post ever...
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Agreed
Shame he cracked under the pressure and vanished.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:29, archived)
# True.
But then, how could he ever have followed-up on this?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:29, archived)
# That's the sort of pressure
that would probably crack me up too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:30, archived)
# But horse IS a alien
he's just in denial at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:31, archived)
# Ah,
but to him, WE are the aliens.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:32, archived)
# But not if he arrived on this planet
If we were on HIS planet then yes, WE would all be a aliens.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:34, archived)
# My brain hurts!

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:07, archived)
# yes!
also: in memory of Mo Mowlam, here is once again


A song for baldy women

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:36, archived)
# Arseparsnips
"The site you are trying to access has been blocked.

If you are trying to reach a dynamic DNS hosted site, this block is intentional and for security reasons."

Cheapskate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:37, archived)
# does this work?
teh clicky

failing that, here`s the swf; you`ll need to fiddle with the window size to scale the animation properly
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:38, archived)
# Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:39, archived)
# flip sake!
try teh swf linky then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:40, archived)
# Heh.
Well worth the wait :)

And I've just found a stash of 2,000 MAME ROMs on my work laptop. I know what I'm going to be doing for the rest of the day...
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:44, archived)
# cool!
I never got that going as it was too much hassle to track down ROMs and stuff when I tried

is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:49, archived)
# MAME is great - well, as long as you like coin-ops.
You can usually find plenty of .torrents with the latest ROM sets - although these run to about 2GB.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:50, archived)
# ah ah ah ah
who's mo mowlam?
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:51, archived)
# just some dead dude
er woman ;)


she was one of Tony Blair`s best mates (and he shagged her) and was the Northern Ireland Secretary for a bit

.. I`d hate to have a secretary like her (if I had a secretary)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] did this ages ago


those crazy fad diets....
(charlie mouse - caught in a trap, not turning back....., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:24, archived)
# Paul McEnema?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:26, archived)
# You can 'owl as much as you like
but that wig just doesn't suit you

not in prod's league, but fun to do
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:17, archived)
# Oh I dunno
I think it's quite snazzy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:19, archived)
# haha woo!
lovely wig :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:20, archived)
# Au contraire,
the wig rawkkkks :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:21, archived)
# Yay for singing animals
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:34, archived)
# lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:41, archived)
# And woo...
...to teh fluff with props! :D

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:43, archived)
# hmmm my brain is blank
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Too much gabba made it run out your ears last night
it made a terrible mess on the board
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:12, archived)
# wooo...turns it up :)
www.mohradio.com/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:14, archived)
# heh...
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:15, archived)
# Then call him "Clueless"
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:15, archived)
# 'ning potty :)
got a frame for the pics yet?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:18, archived)
# Do you have a paypal link somewhere?
if not, which email address should I use?

Edit: Not yet. I am still undecided. A friend just came round and said they should be laminated for place mates. I think I like this idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Did you buy nessie?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:34, archived)
# still on sale :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:35, archived)
# I acquired some of his artwork :)
I made a couple of collages of my favourite tooty bird shots.

It wasn't an easy task. I had about 90 to choose from and I had to cut it down to 25
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:36, archived)
# my usual one..should work
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:36, archived)
# OK
Done
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:41, archived)
# you're way toooo kind <3 :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Right but
Don't forget that included not only the purchase of toothy birds but also lots of bigups for any old tat that I post :)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:49, archived)
# 'ning Mrs added Pot

does this mean you've been at the illegal herbage :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Not for the past couple of weeks
It's only taken out at weekends if I have friends round, it's late and we are listening to music.

Which is going to happen tomorrow night :)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:30, archived)
# 'ning prod
I am smirking and my workmate is asking why :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:18, archived)
# hehe :)

share the fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:19, archived)
# fluff shared
and wasted...he obviously doesn't appreciate talent...but then he is a bit gothy
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:23, archived)
# goths are just emo kids with more makeup and longer nails!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:26, archived)
# I love your stuff I really do
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Very
nice :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:22, archived)
# No wonder it's blank!
50cc's of mellow, stat!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:36, archived)
# ning
your friendly lurker here~ I'm too lazy to even post on b3ta except at random moments in time~

(kittenbot, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:07, archived)
# meow
I can't remember when I drew this or how I thought up the idea

but something about a giant captain picard-cock destroying a major city appeals.
(kittenbot, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:08, archived)
# there was a chap here ages ago called uber pea
you`d have liked him

mad as a tree
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:11, archived)
# I';ve been here a long time myself ;o
3 years or so (I kept forgetting board usernames so I've had about 3)

ah the good old days when I still lurked, motorbikes make you gay, the first weebl and bob~
(kittenbot, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:13, archived)
# sniff* I remember the first weebl n bob :*)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:18, archived)
# my favourite was Rob`s piss-take


WANT PIE NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:19, archived)
# And was it all fields and was the bingo hall a cinema?
'Ning Sir Rik!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:24, archived)
# `ning to you!
pub pub pub pub pub
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Got my Guinness-drinking pance ready!

They don't actually drink it - I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:34, archived)
# SEXY PANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:41, archived)
# That's some serious dedication to lurkage
love the eyebeams mash.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:10, archived)
# I'd become a full time poster but
I never have anything interesting to post or the photoshop skills to make such things :(
(kittenbot, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:11, archived)
# that's never stopped me before :)
top mashing!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:12, archived)
# hm
mashing is my only artistic talent really ;o I should be a full time bad photoshop artist...Lens flares ahoy!
(kittenbot, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:14, archived)
# Just carry on with this type of thing - ace!
Oh, and get thinking of something for your 2nd B3ta birthday on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:14, archived)
# I might just do that
fun...wonder how old my first b3ta board username is and what it is, :
(kittenbot, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:17, archived)
# make it so!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:12, archived)
# haha
I was in the lift with him at work one day. The temptation to say "ground floor ENGAGE" was very large. Fortunately I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:15, archived)
# hahahaha
dammit why not?!?!
(I'd have done my picard voice)
piss of a celeb = legendary b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:16, archived)
# CMCR*
* Crudely Mashed Cock Rampage
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:15, archived)
# better or worse?

(kittenbot, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:32, archived)
# Arf!
But I prefer Eyebeams.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:41, archived)
# D;
I think eyebeams may well have been a one hit wonder I'm not a particularly funny guy.
(kittenbot, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
You should post more! Impressive lurkage squire : )
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:43, archived)
# D;
I don't know what to post, I havre a talent for being dull...

however if I fall off my motorbike I'll be sure to take pictures.
(kittenbot, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:49, archived)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:06, archived)
# hehehe oooh yea! :)
'ning JJ
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:07, archived)
# you toy with our dreams in such a nicely-drawn fashion
have you ever sent these off to publishers? they`re much cooler than the crap the newspapers print
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:08, archived)
# this^
better than George and bint Lynn
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:09, archived)
# this^^
Better than Hagar, Stryker, etc.

Your stuff is really farkin good, Mr Jolly Jack.

Is teh bollocksings.
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:16, archived)
# ^This
is exactly what I thought
(scary)
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:17, archived)
# I don't have the time to produce these at a regular pace....
....which is what newspapers want.
When I reach 100 or so, I'll see if I can get 'em published as a book.

edit: What is George and Lynn anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:11, archived)
# surely they'd pay quite well
?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:16, archived)
# George and Lynne are in The Sun
www.thesun.co.uk/section/0,,6,00.html
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:29, archived)
# Oh.....
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:35, archived)
# I always get the impression that
George and Lynne is actually some pre/post coital banter strip from Scandinavia or something, but with different words added to the speach bubbles.

They're always naked, and some bird has her tits out, I'm sure usually George would be saying "And then I put the handle of the tennis racket* up her arse whilst she pissed on me'.

*Can't remember exactly how to spell the racket part, racket? raquet? who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Pffft!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:09, archived)
# excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:13, archived)
# Yay for this!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:16, archived)
# Is "sequential art"
a different term for comic strip? I've not heard this term before (except on here) but then, I don't get out much.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:16, archived)
# Yep.
Art in sequence. The term could be applied to storyboards and the like as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:19, archived)
# You are an inspiration to us all
and by inspiration, I mean you are much better than any of us could hope to be.

But you still make us laugh so we like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:23, archived)
# Hehehehe,
you can't blame 'em, though, can you :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:23, archived)
# Now draw her squeezing into it...
*I'm wanking as I type this*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:29, archived)
# I'm tempted....
(by Kat in a school uniform, not you beating the dolphin...)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:33, archived)
# Excellent!
As always..
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:31, archived)
# /cowers in your presence
Yet another amazing strip JJ

Please dont eva stop!

(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:38, archived)
# Anybody know why Ulead will only show the first four frames?

This was 8 frames origianlly, but it just borked everytime....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:57, archived)
# not sure why?
mine's quite happy to go on for ever :)
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:01, archived)
# Did you have the first 4 frames
selected while saving?
dunno
(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:05, archived)
# Think it's the optimization settings
it's probably set to "lossy", it's somewhere on the toolbar.
If so Ulead will drop frames to reduce filesize.
(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:34, archived)
# I'm not sure why that would happen either
you could always try one of the free gif animators on here.
www.programmersheaven.com/zone10/cat1032/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:07, archived)
# Ta...
I'll give em a blast... Except some animation in the next half hour...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:15, archived)
# why do i get the feeling of deja vu
have i seen this twice last night?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:08, archived)
# Perhap you saw it the once but was so drunk
you had double vision?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:10, archived)
# better than chucklevision
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:14, archived)
# I put it up for about 10 seconds...
but it was borked, then I fixed, now it's borked again... So technically yes, although I took it down to fix it... My you were up late last night ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:13, archived)
# quick and dirty morning all whilst my roof is fucking leaking...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:55, archived)
# well if there are seams
I sure as hell can't see them!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:56, archived)
# I like the b3tan spirit
"My roof is leaking! I must finish this picture quickly, upload it and post it and THEN go get a bucket..."
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:58, archived)
# :-)
Saucepan under leak first, B3ta second, call the roofer and get stung for a shedload of cash I could REALLY do without spending, third.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:01, archived)
# just crack an egg over it - that'll seal it up good and propper.
Oh, that may be car radiators. Try bluetac
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:02, archived)
# /repost
(Barry Bethal, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:09, archived)
# I always wanted Barry Bethal`s autograph
/checks eBay
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:21, archived)
# *belm*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:10, archived)
# It's the future
(DJBenz, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:53, archived)
# my fave snoopy character :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:55, archived)
# i was out in santa rose, ca back in july and went to the charles shultz museum and actually met the REAL linus whom the character is based on!!!
he's now 85 and doesnt carry his blanket around anymore...had some most entertaining stories to tell.

(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:18, archived)
# hahahaha.
Vedy good :o) Woo Yay...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:59, archived)
# 'ning all


(declan_m, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:50, archived)
# .
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:52, archived)
# good 'ning to you!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:53, archived)
# is that one of those new fangled
walkmen things all the kids have these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:53, archived)
# they're a cnut to get the tapes into!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:56, archived)
# will they play my phonograph
records?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:58, archived)
# or my pornograph
tapes?
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:59, archived)
# It's funny
because it's fucking painfully true.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:53, archived)
# well
don't buy an iPod, buy something with a proper battery. Simple, really.
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:00, archived)
# too
late.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:02, archived)
# Oh well
it's a pretty thing, anyway :-)
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:02, archived)
# I got a mini iPod
and the battery`s lasted for yonks on a single charge
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:23, archived)
# Oh frig...
Are you telling me the bastards do that just when you're having fun listening to your tunes on the bus?

There's me fucked then :(

(Woo!)
(I Go To The Co-Op Every Day with a talking sock, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:01, archived)
# dance! dance hard!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
i'm walking on sunshiiiiine ye-eah, and it's time to feel good
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha raaaawr!...that what my head is doing


I blame gabba
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:53, archived)
# hahahahha
bbwwwwilliant
(Magic, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:56, archived)
# cripes!
an unexpected front page...

cheers mystery mod.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:16, archived)
# Reminds me of...
(Das UberWoo, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I suppose I'd best make a challenge piccy


Good 'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:49, archived)
# to me
to woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:51, archived)
# Ride 'em cowboy!


Erm... I mean wookie.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:41, archived)
# hahahaha
Yay

You rock.
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:43, archived)
# ahahahaaaa yay
i imagine C3P0 just out of shot mincing along and shouting "chase me"

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! gravytrain, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha weeeee....again!!
brill'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:44, archived)
# Wow!
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:44, archived)
# This makes me smile!
G'Ning Bob, all.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:45, archived)
# hahahaha
that's ace
most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:46, archived)
# yay!
class! will he make it to 88MPH?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:47, archived)
# That
can be dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:48, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:53, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:02, archived)
# yeeeehaw!
excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:48, archived)
# fantastic!
are they making an r2dtour?
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:54, archived)
# ARF
Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:59, archived)
# heheh!
woo.
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:29, archived)
# haha
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha!
absolutely fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
bazoo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:53, archived)
# That....
...is bloody awesome.

They should have had that in Revenge of Sith.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:59, archived)
# hahahaha
thats bloody funny!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:15, archived)
# I like that
Hey bob...you didn't like my robot then?

My mistake...it's there now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:26, archived)
# w/y/d
FP it now
(just_steve, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 10:30, archived)

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