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Cow Polo

(biohazardwombat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:37, archived)

woo!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:39, archived)

quick redex police!

edit: not so ninja edit but woo!
happy first post after 5 months of lurkage!

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:39, archived)

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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:42, archived)

REDEX!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)

*woop*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:44, archived)

robin!

pass me down the redex repellent spray!

(Meta4, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)

for fucks sake

a passworded pic? but i don't have teh codez!

where's rik he can hack teh mainframe

edit: but seriously that's fucking annoying

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:46, archived)

Hello

looks like you've posted a password protected pic. Every time people hit the page they're going to get a password/username popup, and they may feel sad, or frightened.

EDIT: It's fixted! It's a b3ta MIRACLE!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:48, archived)

Or sexually frustrated.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:49, archived)

aargh

*fwaps furiously*

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)

Or dizzy.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)

I sure as hell was!

Andrew Leber strikes again!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)

frightened, definately.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)

woohoo!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)

*stifles giggle*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:51, archived)

I'd say that's unfluffy and mean but I'd be lying

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:53, archived)

Helloooooooooooo tuesday!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)

help

i need sumwhere to staticly store files

(biohazardwombat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:52, archived)

if by that you mean hosting

try

www.b3tards.com - free image hosting for b3ta members

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:53, archived)

you need to edit that post and remove the link...

before the mods do

EDIT

better...

allthough you are going to get abuse for reposting....

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:54, archived)

dont forget warrens anus.

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:07, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:30, archived)

hur hur hur

you said "seed"

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:32, archived)

begrudgingly

i'd actually miss the little cunt-bubble if he were shot five times in the head and once in the shoulder.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:34, archived)

he was on here for a split second a couple of mins ago

i love the guy

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:35, archived)

Hahahah

I love Tuesdays.

(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:38, archived)

i think he got modded pretty hard

fucking killjoys i was looking forward to a tonay evening

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:39, archived)

dammit,

i'm far too caught up in tonight's european football. i would have liked one of tonay's must-see movie reviews.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:38, archived)

don't encourage

the cunt

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:08, archived)

^ This ^

All day.

(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:22, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:36, archived)

pffft

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spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:11, archived)

shhh.....

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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:13, archived)

awwwwwwwwwww!

...i want to hug him and poat him and call him george... w/y/h!!!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:16, archived)

I've always wanted a pet hand too

Though I'd go with something more traditional like 'Thing' or 'The reason nobody likes to take care of my pets when I'm not around'

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:24, archived)

aww

www.ridhughz.demon.co.uk/wav/hugyou.wav

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:17, archived)

ha ha haaaa

that's ace!

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:30, archived)

Awwwww

*huggles*

Woo!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:25, archived)

yay for fluffy things

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:26, archived)

awwwwww

just awwwwww.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:29, archived)

wooyay

board seems rather slow today...

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:28, archived)

awwwww

want one
woo!

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:31, archived)

bigga / original

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:02, archived)

well done

woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:03, archived)

woo yay

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:04, archived)

Hahahahaha!

I just love to enter the board and the first thing I see is something as brilliant as that!

W/Y/H, although I can't stand Simple Minds

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:08, archived)

I just had to get that image out of my system

(terrible constapation ;p )

I like Simple Minds and their new album is great, a real 80s feel to it

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:10, archived)

Yup, it's very important to get those images on the board!

I actually get nightmares when thinking of the 80s.

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:13, archived)

yes indeed.....

and Jim Kerr does indeed think he is Bono..

oh.. I have heard the new Mike Oldfield album

wow...

back on form there I can tell you..

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:24, archived)

bravo!~

1. Once Upon a War
2. All the Things She Spun
3. Corpse Dancing
4. No Iraqi left Alive and Kicking
5. Oh Disneyland
6. We're Glad We're Not There
7. Sanctify Yourself Muslim
8. I've Come A Long Way Daddy!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:08, archived)

hahaha,

that's ace!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:09, archived)

haha !

nicely done..

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:11, archived)

smashing cropping there

sky rockets in flight. Condoleezza Rice.
Oooooh, Condoleezza Ri-ah-ce

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:22, archived)

Thank goodness!

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MartinH, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:01, archived)

hahaha

super

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:03, archived)

I likes it

(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:05, archived)

Pfffft!

I am especially pleased that the ukeleles were destroyed.

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:10, archived)

Pfffft!

that'll stop their fiddling!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:10, archived)

That's wonderfully hatstand

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:14, archived)

Thank god for that

I live in a town that thinks everybody wants "trad" music...

now... if we could just get the Line dancers on board....

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:25, archived)

I don't post often

but this rocks

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Loz I'm still here., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:26, archived)

top lurkage that person...

:-)

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:28, archived)

Nice mention of de Courcey there!

Woo!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 20:00, archived)

Wallpaper Tiger

Oh that i'm going to start a wallpaper one

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endoZoon, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:46, archived)

do it!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:48, archived)

A Vectorised Tiger

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endoZoon, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:39, archived)

Ooooh

vectory is yours

that's really nice, that is

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:41, archived)

I see two guys in hats facing each other, sitting in a cave

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GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:25, archived)

You may have wandered

into a Flintstones cartoon.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)

Really!

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GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:51, archived)

Nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:44, archived)

that's loverly

got a wallpapery sized version?

(Dumbo had big ears, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:45, archived)

Does it bite?

Oh the woo!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:49, archived)

Brilliant!

Viewed from the other side of the room it's even better :-)
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:11, archived)

Wow!

I likes it.

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:35, archived)

gotta love the live trace feature in illustrator cs2 ;)

most woo!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:49, archived)

just seen the pics from the conference

and they were eerily reminiscent ....

here's the wallpaper links if anyone missed them :

Bloody Idiot Wallpaper
Bloody Idiot Wallpaper

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:34, archived)

Wonderful stuff sir!

excellent

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:39, archived)

Wicked!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:45, archived)

holy carp!

(Meta4, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:16, archived)

Haha, wonderful.

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cr4, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:18, archived)

woo to your endurance sir!

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:22, archived)

Well done

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:22, archived)

would walk a million miles for one of your smiles....

mammmmmmmey..

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:07, archived)

AARRGGGHHH!!!!

hey wait.. deja vu

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:08, archived)

you

know what this place is like:)

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:09, archived)

Hee-Hee!

I like it!

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Rico, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:09, archived)

Cabaret Blair

This deserved photochopping, but I couldn't think of anything better ;( (is that a triffid in the background?)

original is here cache.gettyimages.com/comp/55782234.jpg?x=x&dasite=GettyImages&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=AB27D0502010942195534B1B9E10FCFBC1AFC4B15F805D61AC9EDBE4E6F952F6

(the magnificent octopus - has a piston fetish, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:05, archived)

Bugger!

Just thought of putting that screaming hugging girl next to him... but my photoshops on the fritz...

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:07, archived)

oh no Mr Frodo sir.

Things went downhill for Merry after he got back to the shire.

(waxdart hello., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:00, archived)

virgin mary!

arf

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:06, archived)

hahaha

....damn, i'm a nerd.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:26, archived)

Pfft!

Narce!

Series one just ended over here. I'm so happy RTE got it so early, haha!

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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:41, archived)

Crudely drawn fridge magnet:

Click pic for site :)

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:58, archived)

cockius

of the glassus variety
(I hate that site - too many idiots trying to steel all the letters and hide them in the corner)

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BamaSS, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:00, archived)

sorry, wasn't meant to be a great discovery,

I just enjoyed constructing the image :)

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)

haha

now which one of you just helped me spell 'cock'?

(Meta4, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:01, archived)

not sure

could've been me!

(whatsinaname, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)

woo!

i got beta, cause there are no 3s

(Meta4, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)

hot piss!

hehehe

(whatsinaname, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:06, archived)

I love it when b3tans descent upon a site

and words like "teh quo", "goatse", "lemonparty", and "bumwank" are spelled

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abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:07, archived)

I had GAY in the middle of the fridge....

some gay changed it to gate...

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:10, archived)

Haha

I had mine there for ages though it's not as big or impressive.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:14, archived)

But it has got

a comedy red bell end, that must be worth something, shorely?

(SuaveG (I love spesh), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:20, archived)

hehe

just witnessed a moment where ALL the letters were in the corner! well done everyone!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:20, archived)

thankyou

(SuaveG (I love spesh), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:21, archived)

haha

yeah i saw that too, gave it a little bit o help but it looked like the whole of B3ta decided to join in to get the corner

(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:21, archived)

Haha

*takes credit for starting that off*

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The Neville What what what, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:27, archived)

I couldn't get on...

... due to the number of B3tans on there already, I'd guess! :-)

But the advert at the top of the site made me laugh considering the main pic

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:21, archived)

let me turn your quo into quim, damn you!

(SuaveG (I love spesh), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:24, archived)

If you can turn the quo into quim,

you are sorted for life!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:31, archived)

There

is much quim in this world, but only one status quo.

(SuaveG (I love spesh), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:34, archived)

oops

sorry about that :$

Thought you were trying to write in Latin. ahem...

(ms, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:38, archived)

there

u go sir

(ms, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:43, archived)

Woo Yay Hooplah

Thank you, whoever helped build that one :)

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:34, archived)

Barry Scott says...

Cillit Bang! Well he did for two seconds anyway!

(RiverChelt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:40, archived)

yep, saw that!

got hamtoucher up for a second as well!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:46, archived)

was cillit bang man!!!!

(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:54, archived)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:42, archived)

Yay!

It was me who did the Barry Scott and started the Woo!

That's fucking teamwork!

/Tenacious D

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:45, archived)

pats

on back

(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:46, archived)

*stops sitting under cows*

Cheers!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:49, archived)

b3ta cock!

hold formation!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:55, archived)

Unless anyone else grabbed the cock at a better moment...

(RiverChelt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:59, archived)

This is what the internet was truly invented for!!

woo!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:01, archived)

One of the finest subject lines

you'll EVER find in an autocomplete list for later days

:-D

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:04, archived)

Whoops...

...hadn't thought of that, shared work PC as well, had better clear the "autocomplete"!!!

(RiverChelt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:05, archived)

Nah... leave it*

It'll give someone a shock!

*assuming you can't be traced, of course

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:08, archived)

*sighs with satisfaction*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:24, archived)

The scratchpads on that are full of CDCs

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numberbruncher - correct by nature, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:11, archived)

open my inbox and...ARGH! the fear!

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:40, archived)

argh! teh FEAR!

have to say, its going to be a great game though. played the single player demo. not had a game make me scared in a while. not since the original AvP game when i was 14.

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sudo is bored, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:42, archived)

no way, the only game that scares me is DOOM

only because we got a dodgy version before it came out, and it was the first game i played on a pc. explains alot now tho

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:43, archived)

ha!

google fear.

/excuse:

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drunkenoaf, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:54, archived)

ARGH!

it looks like a chode too!

(Leroj, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 19:10, archived)

love knows no boundaries

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mutated monty, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:38, archived)

Gaaah!

Someone pass me the mind bleach please!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:39, archived)

-pukes-

all over the computer

woo, btw

(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:39, archived)

I feel ill

woo yay

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homonk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:39, archived)

hahaha oh jesus hahahaahaha

EWWWW

edit: it`s making me do that "I`ve just eaten a lemon and it`s made me belm whilst trying to get the bitter juice off me teeth"

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:40, archived)

Unsurprisingly

I had the exact same reaction!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:52, archived)

you are both imagining the sweet taste of krankie lips

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mutated monty, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:55, archived)

Actually

it's my earliest childhood memory

/rocks in corner

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:57, archived)

Now thats just nasty.

Woo!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:41, archived)

*logs on*

AAAAHHHHRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*logs off*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:41, archived)

argh, my eyes!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:43, archived)

Again!!!

"NOT FUNNY!

Stop making fun of The Krankies.

You don't know them, so go fuck yourself.
And yes, they will see this, you asshole.

I'm sick of all the Krankies jokes :("

[in quotes as it's paraphrased from the other day]

(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:45, archived)

hahahha

I love it when it kicks off

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:50, archived)

Pfft

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:50, archived)

Hehehe

I was reading that post just now, quite the fool.

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:51, archived)

Link?

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:53, archived)

That wasn't related to the Pete & Kate posts was it?

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:52, archived)

Really?

Someone really said that? And they were serious? Makes you wonder what the fuck they're doing on this board.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:53, archived)

fwapping?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:53, archived)

hehe

"not funny!" unlike the krankies of course...

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mutated monty, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:53, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:45, archived)

*vomits*

*everywhere*

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:51, archived)

hahahhahahahaha*vomits*hahahahahahahha

*vomits*hahahahaha*vomits*hahahahahahaha

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drunkenoaf, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:53, archived)

nooooooooo

make it stop.... sombody PLEASE make it stop !

(I_am_B, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:55, archived)

someone front page it to burn casual b3tans minds! Hurrah!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:19, archived)

hahaha

but it's just beautiful natural love between a man and his wife!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:31, archived)

FP THIS

IMMEDIATELY!

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mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:39, archived)

Charles De Gall-stone

(Dooley, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:31, archived)

pffft

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:40, archived)

eh?

woo for all the sillyness :)

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:40, archived)

le groan

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mutated monty, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:45, archived)

Shit, I forgot to charge up my lightsabre

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:22, archived)

Haha!

your light sabre has a flop-off

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:23, archived)

they dont

work well in loft conversions

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Terry Nutkins, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:24, archived)

hahahaha

you are mr floppy, all the ladie jedis laugh and whisper behind your back.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:24, archived)

thats what happened to Obi-Wan's Lightsaber...

still, thats old age for you

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:24, archived)

Use The Viagra!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:26, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You have a floppy one!

*points and laughs*

Rob!

If you're reading this, I just heard a great Quimmuendo!

"I just love Ginger Nuts!"

Get in there!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:24, archived)

A girl requesting the deodorising of a t-shirt:

"Can you spray some of your man stuff on this?"

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:26, archived)

I saw one on one of those TV out-takes programs

There was an outside broadcast from a pub, then when it went back to the studio, the presenter man said "mine's a large one"

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:33, archived)

ginger nuts rule

redsushi - earlier enquiry, don't know if you saw it board/5167862

*runs after minor threadjacking*

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:26, archived)

You are very right!

www.b3ta.com/board/5169080

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:33, archived)

e-mail the newsletter thingy?

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drunkenoaf, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:54, archived)

*Waits for Pele to advertise lightsaber maintainance clinics*

Woo!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:25, archived)

hmmm - the force is not strong in this one

your a little floppy for a storm trooper

etc etc

edit:
smoking causes impotence

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:27, archived)

Arf!

'Wookiee' has two 'e's, by the way.
/ashamed that I know that

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:33, archived)

*takes note*

ta - I've always spelt it that way and nobody has ever noticed
www.papbaffle.co.uk/images/wookie_justice.jpg

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:34, archived)

a classic!

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:34, archived)

it is my most leeched picture on my website

FACT

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:36, archived)

not surprising, because it really is

a classic.

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:46, archived)

and why aren't you bashing americans this week?

woo!

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:31, archived)

because I'm being nice.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:35, archived)

Yeah, well as an American Citizen

I find your inability to trash me
extremely pathetic. Please state
your nationality, and we can begin
exchanging tired old clichés.

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:43, archived)

Come on,

I'm sure you're in the majority, what are you afraid of?

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:49, archived)

British.

I'll start us of with "All americans are overweight"

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:52, archived)

ah, a classic

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abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:57, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha?

So you've never been to Spain?

Because the Brits that line, and
overwhelm the beaches there could easily
be mistaken for a mass suicide of
sperm whales.

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)

I'm British

Anything south of the Isle of Wight is foreign.
Therefore, on the basis that al foreigners suck & we rule, I've not been to Spain.
Plus I'm poor

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)

*low golf clap*

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5169229

(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)

Why ARE all the spaceships the same way up?

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:06, archived)

beacuse

all the people in them would fall over if the ships were upside down......

(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:08, archived)

Oh yeah...

why didn't i think of that...

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:14, archived)

Thank you

though I just learned that 2/3 of Americans believe there should be a law requiring 'intelligent design' be taught in science class along with evolution.
2/3 of Americans are retarded.

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abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:47, archived)

yea, thats why the flying spaghetti monster came to be

click for more info

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:49, archived)

Yes, I'm aware

but I didn't think it was as high as 2/3 that have no concept of science.
I love FSM.

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abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:51, archived)

what, you thought the majority of americans were sensible!

and i love FSM to, i was touched by his noodly appendage :)

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:52, archived)

Not necessarily a majority

but 2/3 is a lot!

if a law of that sort gets passed I'm moving to England.

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abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:53, archived)

you know that 60% of statistics are made up right?

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)

pfft

T'was in the New York Times

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abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)

tips

chips = fries
crisps = chips
motorway = freeway
tube = subway
subway = foot tunnel full of muggers / or very expensive sandwich shop

(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:11, archived)

I was on the T

(Boston's subway system) with my friends the other day and kept calling it the tube
:(

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abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:26, archived)

(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:36, archived)

Heeheehee!!

"Meatballs"

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:01, archived)

thought the flying spaghetti monster was made of concrete and in Birmingham...

haha

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti_Junction_%28England%29

(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)

this is simply ridiculous.

and it contributes to the European
straw dog that Americans are ignorant
religious extremists.

A more relevant (and reliable) statistic
is that America receives 2/3 of all
Nobel Prizes, while comprising a very
small minority of the world's population.

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:58, archived)

America is becoming a fundamentalist Christian country

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abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:03, archived)

I don't buy that at all.

As a longtime ex-pat I believe I've got a
bit more perspective. Try living in another
country before you would judge your own so
harshly.

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:19, archived)

5 words

Intelligent Design in science class

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abandonnship, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:28, archived)

you are being

force fed Intellligent Design?

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:36, archived)

I'll take your non-answer as a no

the amount of counties that are
teaching this non-truth could be
counted on one hand, out of a
possible million.

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:52, archived)

or... maybe she left

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 18:54, archived)

hehee

use the force

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mutated monty, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:39, archived)

there's something in-zion

source gif

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:17, archived)

pffffttt....

woo & pffffttttt!!!!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:22, archived)

awimbaway awimba.....*PARP*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:23, archived)

hahahaha

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 17:34, archived)

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