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# Nun for your lives
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:20, archived)
# haha
the pun; it burns!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:22, archived)
# Nun run pun fun?
(Also, here's 87.5% of Tutti Frutti. "Got a girl, named Dave...")
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:24, archived)
# We won! Bucky done gun.
 
We won! now by done gun.
 
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:26, archived)
# he came undone
Too much sun!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:28, archived)
# I'll hard drive your bit.
(eh?)
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:32, archived)
# Get cracking, get get cracking!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:34, archived)
# Lucky I like feeling shit.
(I just happened to have the CD right here. I've never noticed those two lines while actually listening to the song.)

Edit: this seems to be my 2000th post, so have some fish.
Splosh!Splosh!Splosh!Splosh!Splosh!Splosh!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:36, archived)
# Trout
 
are

freshwater fish, with

underwater weapons.

woo! to you.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:16, archived)
# FROGMEN!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:35, archived)
# on wooooh
hehe
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:32, archived)
# Glad to see you're still here.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:33, archived)
# wargh!
 
Now I wish I hadn't.

woo!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:34, archived)
# Hmm
different sized holes. Cunning.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:35, archived)
# The first one...
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:38, archived)
# Haaha!
She knows just what to Woo!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:35, archived)
# The best bit is in the middle
Awop-bop-a-loo-malop-laaaagh!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:37, archived)
# Aaargh!
Aaaaaaargh!
Woo, and
Aaaaaargh!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:25, archived)
# ahhahahah
 
great.

woo!


 
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:25, archived)
# i love harlequin babies.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:27, archived)
# ha ha ha ha woo
i like the transformer 2cv in your profile bin meaning to have a go at one for a while but you beat me to it
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:25, archived)
# she's throwing gang signs!
arrest her!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:27, archived)
# edited version
Image hosted by PicsPlace.to
with requested extras
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:04, archived)
# That's special.
High Woo!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:06, archived)
# nice.
make it write something offensive in the sky.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:08, archived)
# It's forking great;
unlike my red dwarf tribute ruin.


www.mike-eddy.co.uk/b3ta/flash/RedCock

/appologies for last chord in song.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:09, archived)
# What utter shite
It makes me want to vomit blood
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:09, archived)
# exactly
especially since all the bendations detuned my shitey guitar.

/edit: may also have been affected by bottle of Frostly Jacks and 3 cans of Castlemaine
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:10, archived)
# Wastrel
You'll never be as good as Rory Gallagher
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:11, archived)
# Oops
Talking to myself again
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:12, archived)
# You just made an enemy for life!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:13, archived)
# Bastard
I'll have to keep my eye on him
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:15, archived)
# *jabs eyes and uses you for McDonalds pre-meat.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:16, archived)
# I drank Jack Daniels before going there today
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:18, archived)
#
drank had a small sip.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:19, archived)
# Of course child
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:20, archived)
#
child cunt.

/fucksocks!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:20, archived)
# Better to drink and not go there at all.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:20, archived)
# I need to make money some how
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:21, archived)
# Whoring yourself on the street would pay (a lot) better, and improve your self-respect.
 
: )
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:23, archived)
# so true
.you get long time love £20!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:24, archived)
# I'm sure BC could get more than twenty.
 
Aim high, I say.
 
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:31, archived)
# madness!
yay! madness!

(not the band, the mental state)
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:26, archived)
# Great animation
Even without a cdc
Aw, no foo fighters
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:09, archived)
# oh that's smooth as a shaved and well oiled guinnea pig
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:22, archived)
# Smug git..
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:46, archived)
# Pfft!
true..
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:47, archived)
# Marvellous expressions.
Woo and indeed yay!
(edit: liar! It's a ring with a spike in the middle.)
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:47, archived)
# hahaha!
you are a smug white kitten, aicmfp!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:55, archived)
# *hands fiver*
Fair cop.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:58, archived)
# that's sweet.
those facial expressions are great.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:50, archived)
# Lovely
I agree, their expressions rock.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:51, archived)
# You know what the first rule of fight club is?
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:53, archived)
# I know the first rule of flight club.
1) Dental records must be up-to-date.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:04, archived)
# Just bored,
or bored and lethargic?
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:07, archived)
# Just bored
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:54, archived)
# That's a neato!
 
woo, and yay.
 
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:58, archived)
# haha, tahts great!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:00, archived)
# Why would anyone want that bigger?
Looks like Goatse's face.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:01, archived)
# exactl-ey
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:03, archived)
# You can keep your stinking smoog.
 
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:08, archived)
# i'm trying to unleash a new buzz word
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:10, archived)
# Woah there, Nelly.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:11, archived)
# It's a crime against humanity
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:15, archived)
# B'
Genius!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:09, archived)
# that is quite simply everything awesome
with brilliant on top
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:23, archived)
# woo!
and it's all true (i'm the smug one)
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:28, archived)
# Fuckin excellent
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:59, archived)
# i stole this pic from a weird personals site.
not much 'shopping was needed.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

in other news, i saw this on craigslist:
toronto.craigslist.org/m4m/107552206.html

so i posted a response:
toronto.craigslist.org/m4m/107609493.html

(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:42, archived)
# Woo to your response, sir!
[edit] Oh, and the dude in the pic reminds me of Carson Daly
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:48, archived)
# danke.
i'm waiting for the first nitwit to email me something threatening. another poster on there had him reply after he commented on the post too, but i haven't been so lucky.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:52, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Your reply made me cry with laughter!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:48, archived)
# thanks, it was fun to write.
oddly, i got offers of sex in reply.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:53, archived)
# Clearly,
Dudes (or whoever replied) like dudes who are articulate and funny...
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:56, archived)
# i guess we all have our frightening fetishes.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:03, archived)
# ok...
have the all new Smoog Girl™

(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:49, archived)
# it's clark kunt!
sorry....
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:53, archived)
# hahaha! Genius reponse!
What an utter twat (him not you).
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:54, archived)
# merci.
i laughed my ass off at his post until i realised he was serious.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:59, archived)
# having been on gaydar for a while
I've seen that there are quite a few people like him. "no fat people, camp people or blacks" is something I've seen before.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:02, archived)
# having preferences and stating them is fine by me.
being a pigeonholing anti-social moron while desperately trying to get laid is just ridiculous. and sad.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:05, archived)
# This
there is nothing wrong with being honest about what you like. I like my ladies slim, dark and intelligent ( I know, I don't get laid out of wedlock a lot ;)) and have an aversion to blondes, pasty white people ( even though I am one myself ) I can't find any kind of disfigurement or disability attractive and I'm not too fond of African women.
Having said that I'll shag a stab wound when I'm pissed.

In the case of this, if all you want is no-ties stranger same-sex then surely it will suffice to say.
" I could do with being fucked up the ass tonight, if you live nearby, have a pulse and want to fuck me send me a picture of you naked with your freak on and if I want you in me then I'll get back to you.
No French men or lawyers."

No?
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:14, archived)
# *
i have my types, like most people do, but i'm always surprised at how far out of my standard types i can wander and still be attracted to someone. i think limiting oneself means that missed opportunities are more likely. imagine missing out on meeting the love of your life/a good friend/a super blowjob because you were busy counting the grains of sand in someone's shoes.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:24, archived)
# Oh there is no doubt that I met the
love of my life. It's pretty obvious considering I married her twice. She's stereotypical of all I love in a woman plus my intellectuall equal ( superior maybe. This may sound pompous but it's majorly important ). I'm just very lucky that after divorcing me for being the usual pricks us men can be when we get complacent that she agreed to re-marry or there is no doubt I would have stayed single unto death.
having sex is far different from being in love with a life partber. I'd probably shag a rabid sheep if I was sure to get away with it. There is no way though that I would keep it in my home. Well, not for more than 3 months in the freezer.
To get to the point, as I recall from my youth, there was little I would turn down, even if unnatracted yet a second date? They would have to tick off 75% of my very, very long and impossible to fill list of 'musts'
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:31, archived)
# Job vacancy:
Rapid sustinance customer service facilitation executive
(fast food worker)
£4.50/hr

We are looking for a young, dynamic person to join our ambitious team.

Applicants MUST:
Be ambitious, and target driven
Have AT LEAST 8 years experience in an identical role
Be educated to a degree standard
Hold ICSKAGOMS membership
Have held a full UK driving licence for the last 5 years, with no points, and also provisional class C1 entitlement
Be named Mike
Be a black lesbian woman with one leg (to meet our racial, gender, homosexual and disabled employment targets)
Be prepared to work up to 90hrs/week, or never, depending on our business needs


Please send a 32 page CV, typed in 13-point arial black, by pigeon (wood pigeons only) to the following:

Typical employer advertising on Gumtree.com
Flat 3
18 Davison street
Walthamstow
LONDON
E17 8QN

or call my premium rate number:
0902 8378 1737

Thank you for your application
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sorry, but "laugh out loud" really does describe the effect this thread's having on me
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:01, archived)
# knowing the job market...
...there'll probably be lineups for the position.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:01, archived)
# * sends (giant evil) wood pigeon to apply...
EDIT: *Considers actually advertising this and seeing if anyone responds....
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:06, archived)
# brilliant!
that should give the twit something to ponder for a while.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:58, archived)
# ta.
i doubt he knows why he got mocked, though. and it's too bad he didn't have a pic in his post. maybe i should email him and try and set that trap.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:02, archived)
# ..but he's sooo good looking!
 
I bet he has a very attractive face.

Maybe he could have been a model.

Maybe he makes 32K..
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:22, archived)
# I don't care if he makes
32k or the tea, my mrs would still have him cleaning the toilet floor with his tongue ( whilst she wears som rather fetchin laced up leather boots and a smirk )
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:38, archived)
# haha
top work fella. I was thinking of replying to the guy myself, then I read the second one, got the horn and the giggles and forgot all about it.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:01, archived)
# arigato
horngiggles are the best. that's why i only have sex with clowns.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:07, archived)
# Do-itashi-mashite
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:16, archived)
# Garth Brooks CD?!
 
You depraved, inhuman fiend!

: D
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:19, archived)
# sorry, i ran out of celine dion cds.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:25, archived)
# Funniest thing I've read since 1975
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 5:11, archived)
# Hahaha.
I have a whole new respect for you, b3ta, and your symmographer mother.

/can't come up with anything better to say at the moment.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 5:41, archived)
# have an ushopped halloween demon.

-eats more candy and goes to bed-
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# not forking candy; sweets.
nether-teh-less have an unshopped evil bitch child.

(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:41, archived)
# hmmm.......
Time for a pearosted poster "found on funpic" thing..

kids!! beware!!

(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:42, archived)
# what else are schoolgirls for?
can't rape them, can't feed them to your pets. bah, too many damned restrictions.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:43, archived)
# What was that...?
It's as if the entire continent of Asia let out a groan of disappointment...
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:46, archived)
# *reaches for the sick bag again*
Image hosted by PicsPlace.to
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:27, archived)
# very good sir
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:28, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:29, archived)
# Woo!
*dizzy*
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:29, archived)
# that reminds me...
...i'm never flying westjet again.

edit: nice!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:30, archived)
# Wheeeeeeee!
Wooooooooo!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# Oooh,
that's very woo!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:12, archived)
# I do believe that is not your picture
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:16, archived)
# seen it before?
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:24, archived)
# your profile page
makes my eyes go squinky
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:34, archived)
# My eyes!
They burn!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:38, archived)
# *worships*
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:02, archived)
# *spacks*
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:24, archived)
#
he did change the url - which technically makes it shopped....

\\\
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:30, archived)
# cant be the same
they've got different writing on them...

that can't be faked, surely?
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:30, archived)
# oh you naughty naughty person
hope you've got your flame proof pants on
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:17, archived)
# That time of the week already?
*sigh*
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:19, archived)
# only 1 hour and 19 minutes in as well....
*sigh* x 2

(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:29, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:18, archived)
# *is hypnotized
by the amazing self-composting zombie*
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:21, archived)
# mnnnngh
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:47, archived)
# according to the evidence...
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:28, archived)
# Image thief police...


your nicked son...

bend over...

(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:29, archived)
# i made a quite similar picture once

(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:31, archived)
# it was never in doubt who's
image this was, nobody uses dodge and burn for shading better.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:34, archived)
# thank you
although i never use dodge and burn, it's all done with airbrushes (not that it matters)
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:40, archived)
# you n00b
you just made that and forgot to put goat.cx.

LOL!!!!!11111one HaX0rZ!!111010101115
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# I don't think I'd seen that.
I yay you.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:49, archived)
# you fucking idiot.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:32, archived)
# haha
Ah yes, the impetuousness of youth. I was still composing a 500 word tirade to level at the noobie. In my dotage I have forgot that 3 words will usually suffice!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# sarcasm?
thats not very nice, mister zoot.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:39, archived)
# not at all
just accept it at face value. Which is me saying that your way is easier!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:03, archived)
# Oi, you!


/post may contain comic sans.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:34, archived)
# I think that may be too subtle..
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:35, archived)
# there's a hidden message.
guess what it is; it's fluffeh
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# Is this it?

Is it???????
:D
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:42, archived)
# exactly
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:47, archived)
# I concur
and favour something a little smaller and classier.
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:51, archived)
# By my calculations, that's 150.4 KB bigger.
 
I have an all-purpose version tucked away somewhere:


 
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:03, archived)
# I am an optomizanation whore
(didn't even try to optimise the piccy)
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:05, archived)
# I should hope so
it took 80 odd frames ( or something, I was not counting or making it any smaller )
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:05, archived)
# Time well spent.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:05, archived)
# Jackass
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:18, archived)
# Ah now
that's enough.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 5:08, archived)
# screwing about with satellite pics.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:09, archived)
# looks more like an inkblot
well doctor, i see two rhinos fighting over some earrings
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:11, archived)
# you are a drag queen who enjoys bestiality.
/freud.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:21, archived)
# but who's the faces?
.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:22, archived)
# alfred adler and a bunch of other people.
i have a few folders full of faces to screw with. saves having to hunt down something new just to play like this.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:27, archived)
# Is that not
the X-Ray of some aging queen's pelvis after a lifetime of uphill gardening?

'Ning fella ;)
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:12, archived)
# 'ning.
and argh, you've discovered my source. curses!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:22, archived)
# I see
a pair of grumpy rhinos about to butt heads over who has the best tattoos
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:20, archived)
# better than seeing dead people.
and being stuck in a crappy movie with that repulsive knucklehead bruce willis.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Though I think 6th Sense is better then Unbreakable, Signs, and Village (hasn't seen Village)
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:28, archived)
# i hated all of them equally.
i dislike entertainment.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:29, archived)
# Point taken
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:31, archived)
# hey, give that back!
now my hats won't fit.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Best of all the animals.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:27, archived)
# the beast! the beast!
hello there you.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:28, archived)
# After viewing this
I'm now craving some chicken.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# i'm having roasted carrots and onions on rice.
and apple cider. mmmm.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:45, archived)
# nerios molesthes and her honking machine
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:48, archived)
# who the hell is
nerios molesthes?
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:52, archived)
# she is also known as nerys hughes
but if you don't recognise her you're probably too young to know the joy of nerios
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:58, archived)
# it is a great joy too
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:59, archived)
# waghh
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:00, archived)
# Oh Nerys, Nerys.
You made strange stirrings in my party pants when I was but a youngster and you were a liver bird. I did not however have the horn for you in that frumpy nurses uniform!

'ning you. Marvelous as always. Where do you find these gems of video I wonder?
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:08, archived)
# hehe
have a ruummage in the movie section at archive.org
www.archive.org/details/movies
it is full of loveliness and public domain goodness... the chump / nerys bit above is from reefer madness
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:14, archived)
# I must take a visit there when
drunk and full of hummus. Alas I am totally sober right now but might contemplate a port and brandy before I sidle off to bed.

Edit:// scratch that, I'm going to have a very large Vodka and fresh OJ then turn all the lights out and watch Doom the movie to the end (or untill I get summoned to bed ) as I fell asleep after ten minutes trying to watch it this afternoon.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:16, archived)
# hehe
i'm inspired to look for some new source movies now i'm up at the archive... i really should go to bed instead though
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:24, archived)
# Nerys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thumb my arse, you fat scouse bitch
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:52, archived)
# Erm
or summat
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:53, archived)
# Okay, mate....
"NURSE!!!"
:)
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:54, archived)
# Aaargh
I forfeit my right to breath

unless we listen to MC5
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:56, archived)
# erm,
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:57, archived)
# in mitigation
I am drunk
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:58, archived)
# ahhh,
*forgives
*wishes was also drunk
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:58, archived)
# arf!
Off to bed now

With my dirty thoughts of Nerys Hughes

See you in the morning
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:00, archived)
# Parp!
*molests*
Ahh, that brings back memories.
(Just checking: hug)
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:53, archived)
# those people love the honking
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:54, archived)
# Aiight
 
They be popping and bopping.

They don't be stopping.
 
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:55, archived)
# don't we all?
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:00, archived)
# TO BOTSWANA!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:54, archived)
# honk!
honk! honk! honk!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:59, archived)
# Bindun?

FrankEinstein...

My Hummus is low...i am drunk and pissed up on booze...
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:31, archived)
# nicely
nicely

Edit: interestingly www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=31967
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:32, archived)
# Bugger
Someone called themselves FrankEinstein and never thought of this...I don't believe it!! (The Father Ted, version, not Victor Meldrew who is Quelle Unfunny)
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:36, archived)
# Tres Vrai
vrai indeed
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:41, archived)
# Woo!
And completely unrelated...
Sarah Beeny's property tip of the day!

"DO NOT buy the house in the middle of the M62.
(unless of course you want to open a truckstop...)"
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:49, archived)
# hahaha
or if you like crossing motorways. and noise. and you want to live in a crumbling old shed
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:01, archived)
# In estate agents blurb;
"within easy reach of transport links"

EDIT: Trying to post pic of similar house, but my FTP's sponged!! :-(

Like this one;
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:04, archived)
# I can walk to the M62 from my back
garden in about 4 minutes. In order to actually get on it takes 20 minutes drive West and over 10 minutes drive East!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:14, archived)
# You should call in your local gypsy 'driveway specialists'
to build you a personal junction (in the middle of the night, of course)
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:17, archived)
# there is a police access point
that I used to use all the time about 20 years ago. Sadly now I've moved back I found they have put a huge steel gate on there replete with massive chain and lock. Miserable buggers.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:21, archived)
# I can't remember exactly where..
but somewhere on the M1 is a junction which used to be an emergency access point, which was then opened to all-comers, next to a growing town
*cue traffic jams and accidents...
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:23, archived)
# When I had my pub
in Newport Pagnell it was always easier to come off at the services than either of the MK north or south junctions. A deft drive behind the cop shop and lift of a barrier and I was half a mile from the pub instead of 8-10. Sadly now they have electronic gadgetry and posts that rise from the floor. But then I don't live there anymore so fuggem.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Haha, that place is the stuff of legend.
Actually as a kid I always wanted to live there, I thought it would be cool. It's a shabby old farm now and worth dog shit.
I'll never know the true story ( there are loads ) but the simplest is that when he ( Ken Wilde, the owner ) was holding out for more and more compensation the MOT just decided to go around him and build him access tunnels. Stubborn bastard whatever the truth, he's still there.
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:04, archived)
# oh i have a photoshop idea
but i'm damned if i can be arsed doing it tonight. bed time. maybe tomorrow
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:06, archived)
# heh
*thinks of making an ipod parody for hallowe'en featuring i-gor. thinks better of it*
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:01, archived)
# Good show.
 

 
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:30, archived)
# *twitches along to the music*
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# Monsters hate smooth jazz.
 
As, indeed, do I.
 
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:58, archived)
# i see you hiding those kenny g. cds!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:12, archived)
# Hiding them in Kenny G's arse, yes.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:25, archived)
# What would happen if I removed 25% of the beats from a Chuck Berry song, I wondered?
Jumping-Little-Record
I particularly like the solo.
(link fixed)
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:31, archived)
# Aww
great stuff!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:36, archived)
# I like it
the verse is great.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:38, archived)
# I just like the way the solo stops abruptly with a sort of crunk sound.
makes me giggle.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:39, archived)
# got the sauce
before you mp3ified it, but after editing? I have an idea ....
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:43, archived)
# Go on...
I think it could stand to shed another 25% if that's what you're thinking, between the verses. Maybe I'll do that tomorrow.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:44, archived)
# no
it involves adding stuff, not losing more.
I am hoping it might bear fruit shortly.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:46, archived)
# That's a top idea...
however, nothing can seperate Chuck from his groove.

Woo!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:39, archived)
# 9-bar blues?
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:43, archived)
# That still sounds pretty normal.
But then I have been listening to Xenakis.

Anyway, good stuff. Try 12.5% next time.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:44, archived)
# gah!
 
I was looking at the score for a piano piece of his (Herma) the other day, based on logical operators.

..and I thought, how in the cunt is one supposed to interpret this?!

Experimental, alright.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:01, archived)
# What did you use to alter the file, this sounds like a fun project
wonder how other songs would react to the same treatment
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:10, archived)
#
audacity.sourceforge.net/
+ the MP3 encoder.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:11, archived)
# Never give penguins to chimps
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Especially small dead ones.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:16, archived)
# Well...
...they weren't dead to be-pen-guin with.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Puns like that are sure to make me go ape!
:)
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# It's all a matter of gibbon take.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:31, archived)
# I was reading a book over someone's shoulder on the tube-
he said "Oi, you nosy get!!"
I said "sorry, didn't mean to primate"
:D


EDIT: Oh dear, that really is poor, even for me...
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:33, archived)
# Actually, I thought that rather clever.
 
The absence of replies merely shows none of us thick cunts has a comeback..
 
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:14, archived)
# gorilla?
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:32, archived)
# hat
stand
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Compo it!
Now

I guess it isn't really MonkeyVsPenguin

it is really MonkeyVsMonkeyWithPenguin

but whatever!

compoIT
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:18, archived)
# monkeys vs donkeys, monkeys vs donkeys
you get your monkey, I'll get my donkey, let's have a race right now!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:33, archived)
# Shit
all I have is 15 quid....
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:37, archived)
# that'll work
:P
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:44, archived)
# Ok.
I put £15 on it to win.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:47, archived)
# 3, 2, 1..... ...Launch
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Somebody hasn't grasped the idea behind Scissors, paper, stone: Penguin Arse Edition.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:19, archived)
# Never give ANYTHING to chimps...
Woo to the anim, nice motion blur
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:28, archived)
# Happy birthday,
you german-sounding-named person

:)
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:29, archived)
# Danke schoen
:D
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:30, archived)
# animal metronomes never really caught on.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:03, archived)
# I bet you're gay
can you gues who my slightly obsessed flat-mate is?
f-ram.net/fat-pie/viewtopic.php?t=8251

couldn't be bothered to re-host it and shrink it down to fun-size for the board.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Sorry to TJ
Any inkers out there?
www.bioteach.ubc.ca/quarterly/?p=45


It is actually a pretty good read...
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:12, archived)
# B'narf B'nraaarf B'naaaart
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# *pinch punch* first of the month.
Gay Shift and Woo for Pastry Pete!

/passes the foot deo
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:02, archived)
# Hurrah!
It's that time of year again
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:09, archived)
# your hair is at risk
if you do not keep up repayments on any hairspray or stylist secured on it.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Secured to the hair?
SET FIRE TO YOUR STYLIST!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaay!
*burninates things*
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# he'll swear and shout
and jump about
and piss upon my bathrobe

his brother john
(with no clothes on)
lives underneath my bed

and in the night
i get a fright
when he spangs me on the head

his cousin vin
who's very thin
lives behind my couch

he'll kick the back
or give it a smack
and that makes me say ouch
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:02, archived)
# You said that was cologne!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:05, archived)
# get him with the Febreze!
Nev, did you see all that kasto poligen stuff?
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:05, archived)
# No
but it sounds intruiging... Do tell!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# hmmm
glassco.cx/search?q=id:41727

Gives a slight bearing on the subject.

Have a look at his first post and such. I think you'll like the absurdness of it all.

Kasto! Krut!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Phew yay.
TJ: would anybody care to host a 2MB mp3 for me so I can post it? UKDragon says it has a maximum file size of 2MB but it seems to be a lie.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:09, archived)
# does it involve Chuck Berry?
I would like to hear.....
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Yes it does.
In abridged form.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)
# post an abridged sample?
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:16, archived)
# It wouldn't be the saaaaaaame.
Maybe I could split it into two parts, and put them both on UKdragon.
No, that won't work, it doesn't even accept an 800k file.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:17, archived)
# I shall stay up in hope of hearing it
Have to get up for 6 ... heading to Manchester for two days :(
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:24, archived)
# eek.
Go to bed, you fool.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:24, archived)
# ah, it's fine
my boss is collecting me, and I can rest in the car on the way up.
And in the hotel later.
Though this type of theory failed completely last week in Holland after a 4 hour flight delay, but did result in an unscheduled hotel stay in Amsterdam.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:26, archived)
# Erm.. yes, I can.
It'd better be ACE, mind, or I'll charge you rent.

BUM RENT.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:17, archived)
#
charge give
rent my bum for
RENT Surprise sex.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:19, archived)
# Bah!
You're not supposed to read the small print!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# I'm not sure if it's ace or not.
Shall I email it to you?
Hang on a minute, this seems good:
www.putfile.com/
wonder if that'll work?
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# that should work.
edit: Actually, yes. PutFile should work just fine.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:25, archived)
# Just as well, my yahoo mail appears to be broken.
Bleah.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:29, archived)
# putfile is ok
for the odd file. ( i was mindpissed whilst searching for other options to add to my post below)
I found a free webhost you might find usefull.
www.zoomshare.com/
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:34, archived)
# Ooh *bookmarks*
ta.
Used putfile, resulting mp3 is up there ^^
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:37, archived)
# Normally I would
be happy to, but I closed my Hypermart account recently when they got creative with their pricing.
Is putfile.com of no use to you?
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:27, archived)
# your generosity is noted, sir.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:28, archived)
# Roll Model
Why do people say Kate Moss is such a bad role model? She seems to be doing just fine to me.


(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# she's proper tiny
isn't she?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# hehe
btw: I've stuck a photo of kate on flickr oooh 10 minutes ago
www.flickr.com/photos/robmanuel/58235418/
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# Before I'm off to bed:
www.flickr.com/photos/robmanuel/58182194/in/photostream/
I like this photo just because of the reflection of you, looking deadly serious.
Edit: Just noticed you made the same observation yourself. *Belms*.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:52, archived)
# well, the "serious" bit is your own
it's almost refectoporn I guess.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)
#
Mmm...bread....
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)
# subtle bell-end
woo pic
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:53, archived)
# ooof!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:07, archived)
# Grow
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# That is fucking woo as always.
THERE IS PISS IN THE CAN!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Haha!
Marvellous!

Is photosynthesis as ace as it sounds?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# It itches
Apart from that, it's a great laugh
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# oooh I remember you
Hello Sheep.

BTW: You should say hello to Ben Wheatley. He's in Brighton and loves your stuff.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# Ooo
You're right, thanks for reminding me
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:52, archived)
# hahaha nice!~
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:52, archived)
# class!
did you see Mystery Bob`s thingie earlier?

www.b3ta.com/board/5274867
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Wow
That's chuffing marvellous
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:59, archived)
# hahaha!
that's fab
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:06, archived)
# b3ta's never the same without you, Mr. Sheep
You are a mighty ficus next to their pitiful dandelions.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:59, archived)
# Sheeplant!
My, you blossom ever so handsomely.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:02, archived)
# hehe
nice
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Gabblaha
Wuh? Mooooooooooooooo1
Oh that's...woahw.
Moving!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:39, archived)
# Brilliant
and some superb optimisation too!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:58, archived)
# As it's all hallows
View my Balamory Horror
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# i have seen it befucking fore
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:48, archived)
# mefucking2
burn the cunter
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# Rhinos farting
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:42, archived)
# you make birthday cards using old photos or pics of animals
AICMFP
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)
# I should, shouldn't I?
Dear Mother,

Happy Birthday, this Elephant is crapping on a goat just for you!

That kind of thing?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# zactly
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:47, archived)
# "This is the B-side of our platter, sports fans.."
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:34, archived)
# FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)
# gory
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Teeheehee!
And on that note: bedtime. Goodnight! x
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
#
marry me

Night!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# hooray!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Had this email from a journalist. Dunno what to say to it (or why he's asking me). Can you lot answer it and I'll email the bloke a link to the thread?
Hi Rob,

I'm researching a feature for The Sydney Morning Herald about online sexuality -- especially the explosion in sexblogs and what it all means. (The feature is due to be published this Saturday).

I'm seeking comments from a wide variety of people, including web publishers such as yourself.

This will probably sound trite ..... but the more I explore the topic, the more it seems that a post-porn sexual revolution is gathering steam online... While the Christian Right may seem ascendant in the offline world, the opposite seems to be occurring online....

Commercial porn seems to be losing market share to a wave of free, community-generated (and Web 2.0-inspired?) sexblogs, cam girls, erotic podcasts, Flickr galleries, YouTube videos, dating sites and even porn parody... (Although analysts insist the porn industry is booming online, I can't imagine how they are any better off than the music industry ... Bittorrent seems full of pirated porn videos and it seems clear that far more ``porn'' is being viewed in the blogosphere than on professional porn sites.)

If you have a few moments, I would very much appreciate any brief comments on the following....

1. Why the explosion in sex blogs/erotic podcasts/saucy Flickr galleries, etc? Are we ``reclaiming'' sex from online pornographers? Is this a new sexual revolution? If not, why the sudden mass exhibitionism?

2. What are the broader implications of moving from the "old model" where the adult industry sold sexual content behind a ``members only'' gate that required a credit-card.... to a free-for-all where explicit sex is part of the Internet's fabric? (Will the porn industry disappear? Will kids have sex earlier? Will child porn become a worse scourge?)

3. What can we expect from a world where every aspect of sex is in plain view and openly discussed?

** I'd welcome comments -- I'd also be grateful for other contacts who might have informed views on this topic.

Thanks so much,

Sincerely,

The Sydney Morning Herald
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:38, archived)
#
1. If it's available for free then why pay
2. Everything'll stay the same
3. Profit
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:40, archived)
# people like
the nakid people. especially on the internets.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:40, archived)
# what the hell`s a sex blog?

"Dear Diary. Last night I porked. The night before, I cracked one off.

Current mood: emo"

?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:41, archived)
# emo
and churning one out to interpol
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:48, archived)
# there is nothing wrong with cracking one off with Interpol playing loudly!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# the ability to "get laid"
without leaving the house might have something to do with it all. And I don't mean cyber, I mean going to meet someone knowing you've got a dead certain shag.

Just something to consider.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:42, archived)
# where can we find such places?
.. apart from that road around the corner from Caledonian Road station

.. as I discovered on Saturday when I got propositioned by a crack whore for the first time ever
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Maybe before they didn't think you needed sex.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Oooh! I got propositioned round Kings Cross once
"You're looking for a good time?"
"No, I'm looking for a bus"
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Did she then offer to be a conductor?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# hehehhe
/blows horn
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:05, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Haha, I also had that one evening whilst
walking from my house in Islington down to King's Cross to meet some lads. She started with bumming a fag from me and within 30 secinds was offering to teach me all of the carnal pleasures of ancient Rome in a back alley for 25 quid. She was not best pleased when I insisted that I would be having a much greater time with a Big Mac followed by a cold beer. I love the Toms in London, great fun.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# faceparty, of course
I thought you were teh master of the internet!

Alt.com, AFF ... it's where the masses copulate, don't you know!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:45, archived)
# aye years ago, when the only browser around was Mosaic!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# There is a club in Kennington
that insiste only that you go as a mixed couple. Once through the door there are different rooms and you can't see very much. After that anything can, and does, go.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# how can you get laid "without leaving the house"
and "go to meet someone"?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# phone Domino`s Pizza?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:48, archived)
# where do you go to meet your pizza delivery?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# faceparty
..apparently

/getting hip with da kidz
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)
# but...but...
you don't go out to faceparty

head 'splodes
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Perhaps a rephrase
get laid without going out and talking to people in bars and having to think about appearance. Being able to think quite carefully about responses in online conversation, which eliminates disaster conversations.
In short, distance and keyboards bring people together who would never actually a) meet, or b) give each other a second glance if they did.

Ya dig?

(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:52, archived)
# i dig
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# yeah,
i was just being a cunt
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# of course
this results in 90% casual sex, and 10% disaster relationships, but hey, it's social progression.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)
# man, i've totally got my percentages the wrong way round
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# big fat sweaty blokes and birds
there is hope for us all

yay!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)
# He can't afford my fees.

Oh come on, I mean my writing fees... dirty sods.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:43, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:43, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)
# what was the first one again?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Hahah!
Spiffing! :-)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Argh!
Damn you, thought I'd finally forgotten that stuff.

Was still far better than that Pokemon shite.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Pokemon is not shite to me.
Because I am a japanophile.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:47, archived)
# how old are you?
12?

Go download some dorama!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# I'm 15.
Dorama?

Digimon?

(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:57, archived)
# NSFW
paedo !
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Come on...it's not NSFW
It's a very amusing cover though.

Paedophilia would be loilta or shota, not yaoi. Pffft.

(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Are you a paedophile if you are 15?
Or just a lawbreaker?
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:07, archived)
# Probably law breaker.
One of my friends knows a dude who was 13 pretending to be 17 saying he was 15 or something.

He's called Gerald the reverse paedophile.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:08, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)
# The watermark of Japan does look suspiciously like bukkake.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Indeed.
 
*contemplates*
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:38, archived)
# you are right to contemplate
I meant it to look like that
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:50, archived)
# whatever it is
it`s frightening
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Point Number 2
He said "member"... pfffft!

Oooh! And I said "Number 2"
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)
# I read some of that
then it just started getting all "porn yadda yadda porn yadda sex porn yadda belgian dwarves
yadda yadda spanky goodness yadda yadda hamster yadda with a cold northerly wind"

I am off to claim more of the sandwich stash that has amazingly appeared in my fridge
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)
# where have you been?
I've missed your wonderful madness! Come back! And bring me sandwiches!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Arf
I was out in the real world for a while. But it's too bright and noisy out there, so I came back inside

*offers up an egg sandwich*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:48, archived)
# *snarfs*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# nooooooooo
my sandwich!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:53, archived)
# It was a sandwich?
*blarfs*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Seems to me it will be an interesting article. I mean do people really sign up for sex sites?
The internet is littered with porn, free galleries are the norm. I also feel it's over abundance creates a sense of boredom with the whole thing. I would much rather look at a flickr site of college girls having fun on their 'spring/winter/summer breaks' dressed in bikinis than any 'deep anal penetration whilst sucking another 3 men off'

call me weird. Just call me.
949.867.5309
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Aliens?
Three men?

Many mouthes?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# fake number

.. doesn`t begin with 555
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# *rumbled*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)
# Worth
pointing out stuff like SecondLife to him too. Masses of free love going on there.
But more on topic, that whole safety buffer of online life thing. People have always been filthy, and always wanted to be filthy with each other but were rarely allowed to be in normal society. It's natural that once you're safe on the other side of your monitor you're going to express yourself in ways you feel you're not allowed to outside. The sex indusrty cashed in on people's desires reaching a point where they would actually pay to get some kind of voice for thier inner feelings. but i reckon that's not the case anymore.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:53, archived)
# eh?
did i miss something?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:55, archived)
# The earth exploded.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:57, archived)
# tsk.
I hope it's still under warranty.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:59, archived)
# SecondLife
In this life, you don't have to be as fat
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:06, archived)
# read the faq
what you are looking for is here


ahhahaahahhahaahhahahahah
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# this
.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# WANKING IS FUN
discuss
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:14, archived)
# hmm
1. because the technology (camera/web) is available and cheap and more people know how to use it; the exhibitionism is old, only the technology to make it mass is new
2. no difference; it's the same bodies and the same acts, just people prepared to do it for fun undercutting the business. no reason for it to increase child porn, your cause and effect is messed up there, it's not supply driven.
3. oooh, honesty and lack of hang ups. possibly. new taboos. also possible.
as an aside, free porn on the net pre-dates the world wide web... it's only quantity that's changed...
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:04, archived)

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