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# Nun for your lives
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:20, archived)
# haha
the pun; it burns!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:22, archived)
# Nun run pun fun?
(Also, here's 87.5% of Tutti Frutti. "Got a girl, named Dave...")
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:24, archived)
# We won! Bucky done gun.
 
We won! now by done gun.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:26, archived)
# he came undone
Too much sun!
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:28, archived)
# I'll hard drive your bit.
(eh?)
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:32, archived)
# Get cracking, get get cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:34, archived)
# Lucky I like feeling shit.
(I just happened to have the CD right here. I've never noticed those two lines while actually listening to the song.)

Edit: this seems to be my 2000th post, so have some fish.
Splosh!Splosh!Splosh!Splosh!Splosh!Splosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:36, archived)
# Trout
 
are

freshwater fish, with

underwater weapons.

woo! to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:16, archived)
# FROGMEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:35, archived)
# on wooooh
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:32, archived)
# Glad to see you're still here.
Did you see this?
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:33, archived)
# wargh!
 
Now I wish I hadn't.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:34, archived)
# Hmm
different sized holes. Cunning.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:35, archived)
# The first one...
had the same size holes moving in different directions
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:38, archived)
# Haaha!
She knows just what to Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:35, archived)
# The best bit is in the middle
Awop-bop-a-loo-malop-laaaagh!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:37, archived)
# Aaargh!
Aaaaaaargh!
Woo, and
Aaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:25, archived)
# ahhahahah
 
great.

woo!


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:25, archived)
# i love harlequin babies.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:27, archived)
# ha ha ha ha woo
i like the transformer 2cv in your profile bin meaning to have a go at one for a while but you beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:25, archived)
# she's throwing gang signs!
arrest her!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:27, archived)
# edited version
Image hosted by PicsPlace.to
with requested extras
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:04, archived)
# That's special.
High Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:06, archived)
# nice.
make it write something offensive in the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:08, archived)
# It's forking great;
unlike my red dwarf tribute ruin.


www.mike-eddy.co.uk/b3ta/flash/RedCock

/appologies for last chord in song.
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:09, archived)
# What utter shite
It makes me want to vomit blood
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:09, archived)
# exactly
especially since all the bendations detuned my shitey guitar.

/edit: may also have been affected by bottle of Frostly Jacks and 3 cans of Castlemaine
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:10, archived)
# Wastrel
You'll never be as good as Rory Gallagher
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:11, archived)
# Oops
Talking to myself again
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:12, archived)
# You just made an enemy for life!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:13, archived)
# Bastard
I'll have to keep my eye on him
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:15, archived)
# *jabs eyes and uses you for McDonalds pre-meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:16, archived)
# I drank Jack Daniels before going there today
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:18, archived)
#
drank had a small sip.
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:19, archived)
# Of course child
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:20, archived)
#
child cunt.

/fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:20, archived)
# Better to drink and not go there at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:20, archived)
# I need to make money some how
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:21, archived)
# Whoring yourself on the street would pay (a lot) better, and improve your self-respect.
 
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:23, archived)
# so true
.you get long time love £20!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:24, archived)
# I'm sure BC could get more than twenty.
 
Aim high, I say.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:31, archived)
# madness!
yay! madness!

(not the band, the mental state)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:26, archived)
# Great animation
Even without a cdc
Aw, no foo fighters
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:09, archived)
# oh that's smooth as a shaved and well oiled guinnea pig
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:22, archived)
# Smug git..
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:46, archived)
# Pfft!
true..
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:47, archived)
# Marvellous expressions.
Woo and indeed yay!
(edit: liar! It's a ring with a spike in the middle.)
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:47, archived)
# hahaha!
you are a smug white kitten, aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:55, archived)
# *hands fiver*
Fair cop.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:58, archived)
# that's sweet.
those facial expressions are great.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:50, archived)
# Lovely
I agree, their expressions rock.
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:51, archived)
# You know what the first rule of fight club is?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:53, archived)
# I know the first rule of flight club.
1) Dental records must be up-to-date.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:59, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/902906
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:04, archived)
# Just bored,
or bored and lethargic?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:07, archived)
# Just bored
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:08, archived)
#
www.engrish.com/image/engrish/beecareful.jpg
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:29, archived)
# hahaha
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:54, archived)
# That's a neato!
 
woo, and yay.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:58, archived)
# haha, tahts great!
"
biggify?
^
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:00, archived)
# Why would anyone want that bigger?
Looks like Goatse's face.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:01, archived)
# exactl-ey
.how about 1339555 bytes big?

www.roboticdeathcompany.com/~mladenik/flores-family/Eriberto%20&%20Elvira%20Flores.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:03, archived)
# You can keep your stinking smoog.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:08, archived)
# i'm trying to unleash a new buzz word
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:10, archived)
# Woah there, Nelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:11, archived)
# It's a crime against humanity
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:15, archived)
# B'
Genius!
(jesushairdresser minges, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:09, archived)
# that is quite simply everything awesome
with brilliant on top
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:23, archived)
# woo!
and it's all true (i'm the smug one)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:28, archived)
# Fuckin excellent
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:59, archived)
# i stole this pic from a weird personals site.
not much 'shopping was needed.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

in other news, i saw this on craigslist:
toronto.craigslist.org/m4m/107552206.html

so i posted a response:
toronto.craigslist.org/m4m/107609493.html

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:42, archived)
# Woo to your response, sir!
[edit] Oh, and the dude in the pic reminds me of Carson Daly
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:48, archived)
# danke.
i'm waiting for the first nitwit to email me something threatening. another poster on there had him reply after he commented on the post too, but i haven't been so lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:52, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Your reply made me cry with laughter!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:48, archived)
# thanks, it was fun to write.
oddly, i got offers of sex in reply.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:53, archived)
# Clearly,
Dudes (or whoever replied) like dudes who are articulate and funny...
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:56, archived)
# i guess we all have our frightening fetishes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:03, archived)
# ok...
have the all new Smoog Girl™

(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:49, archived)
# it's clark kunt!
sorry....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:53, archived)
# hahaha! Genius reponse!
What an utter twat (him not you).
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:54, archived)
# merci.
i laughed my ass off at his post until i realised he was serious.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:59, archived)
# having been on gaydar for a while
I've seen that there are quite a few people like him. "no fat people, camp people or blacks" is something I've seen before.
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:02, archived)
# having preferences and stating them is fine by me.
being a pigeonholing anti-social moron while desperately trying to get laid is just ridiculous. and sad.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:05, archived)
# This
there is nothing wrong with being honest about what you like. I like my ladies slim, dark and intelligent ( I know, I don't get laid out of wedlock a lot ;)) and have an aversion to blondes, pasty white people ( even though I am one myself ) I can't find any kind of disfigurement or disability attractive and I'm not too fond of African women.
Having said that I'll shag a stab wound when I'm pissed.

In the case of this, if all you want is no-ties stranger same-sex then surely it will suffice to say.
" I could do with being fucked up the ass tonight, if you live nearby, have a pulse and want to fuck me send me a picture of you naked with your freak on and if I want you in me then I'll get back to you.
No French men or lawyers."

No?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:14, archived)
# *
i have my types, like most people do, but i'm always surprised at how far out of my standard types i can wander and still be attracted to someone. i think limiting oneself means that missed opportunities are more likely. imagine missing out on meeting the love of your life/a good friend/a super blowjob because you were busy counting the grains of sand in someone's shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:24, archived)
# Oh there is no doubt that I met the
love of my life. It's pretty obvious considering I married her twice. She's stereotypical of all I love in a woman plus my intellectuall equal ( superior maybe. This may sound pompous but it's majorly important ). I'm just very lucky that after divorcing me for being the usual pricks us men can be when we get complacent that she agreed to re-marry or there is no doubt I would have stayed single unto death.
having sex is far different from being in love with a life partber. I'd probably shag a rabid sheep if I was sure to get away with it. There is no way though that I would keep it in my home. Well, not for more than 3 months in the freezer.
To get to the point, as I recall from my youth, there was little I would turn down, even if unnatracted yet a second date? They would have to tick off 75% of my very, very long and impossible to fill list of 'musts'
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:31, archived)
# Job vacancy:
Rapid sustinance customer service facilitation executive
(fast food worker)
£4.50/hr

We are looking for a young, dynamic person to join our ambitious team.

Applicants MUST:
Be ambitious, and target driven
Have AT LEAST 8 years experience in an identical role
Be educated to a degree standard
Hold ICSKAGOMS membership
Have held a full UK driving licence for the last 5 years, with no points, and also provisional class C1 entitlement
Be named Mike
Be a black lesbian woman with one leg (to meet our racial, gender, homosexual and disabled employment targets)
Be prepared to work up to 90hrs/week, or never, depending on our business needs


Please send a 32 page CV, typed in 13-point arial black, by pigeon (wood pigeons only) to the following:

Typical employer advertising on Gumtree.com
Flat 3
18 Davison street
Walthamstow
LONDON
E17 8QN

or call my premium rate number:
0902 8378 1737

Thank you for your application
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sorry, but "laugh out loud" really does describe the effect this thread's having on me
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:01, archived)
# knowing the job market...
...there'll probably be lineups for the position.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:01, archived)
# * sends (giant evil) wood pigeon to apply...
EDIT: *Considers actually advertising this and seeing if anyone responds....
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:06, archived)
# brilliant!
that should give the twit something to ponder for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:58, archived)
# ta.
i doubt he knows why he got mocked, though. and it's too bad he didn't have a pic in his post. maybe i should email him and try and set that trap.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:02, archived)
# ..but he's sooo good looking!
 
I bet he has a very attractive face.

Maybe he could have been a model.

Maybe he makes 32K..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:22, archived)
# I don't care if he makes
32k or the tea, my mrs would still have him cleaning the toilet floor with his tongue ( whilst she wears som rather fetchin laced up leather boots and a smirk )
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:38, archived)
# haha
top work fella. I was thinking of replying to the guy myself, then I read the second one, got the horn and the giggles and forgot all about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:01, archived)
# arigato
horngiggles are the best. that's why i only have sex with clowns.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:07, archived)
# Do-itashi-mashite
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:16, archived)
# Garth Brooks CD?!
 
You depraved, inhuman fiend!

: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:19, archived)
# sorry, i ran out of celine dion cds.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:25, archived)
# Funniest thing I've read since 1975
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 5:11, archived)
# Hahaha.
I have a whole new respect for you, b3ta, and your symmographer mother.

/can't come up with anything better to say at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 5:41, archived)
# have an ushopped halloween demon.

-eats more candy and goes to bed-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# not forking candy; sweets.
nether-teh-less have an unshopped evil bitch child.

(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:41, archived)
# hmmm.......
Time for a pearosted poster "found on funpic" thing..

kids!! beware!!

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:42, archived)
# what else are schoolgirls for?
can't rape them, can't feed them to your pets. bah, too many damned restrictions.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:43, archived)
# What was that...?
It's as if the entire continent of Asia let out a groan of disappointment...
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:46, archived)
# *reaches for the sick bag again*
Image hosted by PicsPlace.to
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:27, archived)
# very good sir
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:28, archived)
# yay!
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:29, archived)
# Woo!
*dizzy*
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:29, archived)
# that reminds me...
...i'm never flying westjet again.

edit: nice!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:30, archived)
# Wheeeeeeee!
Wooooooooo!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# Oooh,
that's very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:47, archived)
#
(glens flare, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:12, archived)
# I do believe that is not your picture
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:16, archived)
# seen it before?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:17, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4394741
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:24, archived)
# your profile page
makes my eyes go squinky
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:27, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:34, archived)
# My eyes!
They burn!
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:38, archived)
# *worships*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:02, archived)
# *spacks*
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:24, archived)
#
he did change the url - which technically makes it shopped....

\\\
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:30, archived)
# cant be the same
they've got different writing on them...

that can't be faked, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:30, archived)
# oh you naughty naughty person
hope you've got your flame proof pants on
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:17, archived)
# That time of the week already?
*sigh*
(Rushy, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:19, archived)
# only 1 hour and 19 minutes in as well....
*sigh* x 2

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:29, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:18, archived)
# *is hypnotized
by the amazing self-composting zombie*
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:21, archived)
# mnnnngh
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:47, archived)
# according to the evidence...
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:28, archived)
# Image thief police...


your nicked son...

bend over...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:29, archived)
# i made a quite similar picture once

(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:31, archived)
# it was never in doubt who's
image this was, nobody uses dodge and burn for shading better.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:34, archived)
# thank you
although i never use dodge and burn, it's all done with airbrushes (not that it matters)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:40, archived)
# you n00b
you just made that and forgot to put goat.cx.

LOL!!!!!11111one HaX0rZ!!111010101115
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# I don't think I'd seen that.
I yay you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:49, archived)
# you fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:32, archived)
# haha
Ah yes, the impetuousness of youth. I was still composing a 500 word tirade to level at the noobie. In my dotage I have forgot that 3 words will usually suffice!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# sarcasm?
thats not very nice, mister zoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:39, archived)
# not at all
just accept it at face value. Which is me saying that your way is easier!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:03, archived)
# Oi, you!


/post may contain comic sans.
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:34, archived)
# I think that may be too subtle..
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:35, archived)
# there's a hidden message.
guess what it is; it's fluffeh
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# Is this it?

Is it???????
:D
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:42, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:47, archived)
# I concur
and favour something a little smaller and classier.
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:51, archived)
# By my calculations, that's 150.4 KB bigger.
 
I have an all-purpose version tucked away somewhere:


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:03, archived)
# I am an optomizanation whore
(didn't even try to optimise the piccy)
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:05, archived)
# I should hope so
it took 80 odd frames ( or something, I was not counting or making it any smaller )
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:05, archived)
# Time well spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:05, archived)
# Jackass
(evil_penguin_17 Robots of Doom... Attack!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:18, archived)
# Ah now
that's enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 5:08, archived)
# screwing about with satellite pics.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:09, archived)
# looks more like an inkblot
well doctor, i see two rhinos fighting over some earrings
(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:11, archived)
# you are a drag queen who enjoys bestiality.
/freud.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:21, archived)
# but who's the faces?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:22, archived)
# alfred adler and a bunch of other people.
i have a few folders full of faces to screw with. saves having to hunt down something new just to play like this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:27, archived)
# Is that not
the X-Ray of some aging queen's pelvis after a lifetime of uphill gardening?

'Ning fella ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:12, archived)
# 'ning.
and argh, you've discovered my source. curses!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:22, archived)
# I see
a pair of grumpy rhinos about to butt heads over who has the best tattoos
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:20, archived)
# better than seeing dead people.
and being stuck in a crappy movie with that repulsive knucklehead bruce willis.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Though I think 6th Sense is better then Unbreakable, Signs, and Village (hasn't seen Village)
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:28, archived)
# i hated all of them equally.
i dislike entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:29, archived)
# Point taken
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:31, archived)
# hey, give that back!
now my hats won't fit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Best of all the animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:27, archived)
# the beast! the beast!
hello there you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:28, archived)
# After viewing this
I'm now craving some chicken.
(Wiggles, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# i'm having roasted carrots and onions on rice.
and apple cider. mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:45, archived)
# nerios molesthes and her honking machine
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:48, archived)
# who the hell is
nerios molesthes?
(glens flare, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:52, archived)
# she is also known as nerys hughes
but if you don't recognise her you're probably too young to know the joy of nerios
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:58, archived)
# it is a great joy too
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:59, archived)
# waghh
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:00, archived)
# Oh Nerys, Nerys.
You made strange stirrings in my party pants when I was but a youngster and you were a liver bird. I did not however have the horn for you in that frumpy nurses uniform!

'ning you. Marvelous as always. Where do you find these gems of video I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:08, archived)
# hehe
have a ruummage in the movie section at archive.org
www.archive.org/details/movies
it is full of loveliness and public domain goodness... the chump / nerys bit above is from reefer madness
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:14, archived)
# I must take a visit there when
drunk and full of hummus. Alas I am totally sober right now but might contemplate a port and brandy before I sidle off to bed.

Edit:// scratch that, I'm going to have a very large Vodka and fresh OJ then turn all the lights out and watch Doom the movie to the end (or untill I get summoned to bed ) as I fell asleep after ten minutes trying to watch it this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:16, archived)
# hehe
i'm inspired to look for some new source movies now i'm up at the archive... i really should go to bed instead though
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:24, archived)
# Nerys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thumb my arse, you fat scouse bitch
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:52, archived)
# Erm
or summat
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:53, archived)
# Okay, mate....
"NURSE!!!"
:)
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:54, archived)
# Aaargh
I forfeit my right to breath

unless we listen to MC5
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:56, archived)
# erm,
www.b3ta.com/board/5276355
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:57, archived)
# in mitigation
I am drunk
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:58, archived)
# ahhh,
*forgives
*wishes was also drunk
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:58, archived)
# arf!
Off to bed now

With my dirty thoughts of Nerys Hughes

See you in the morning
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:00, archived)
# Parp!
*molests*
Ahh, that brings back memories.
(Just checking: hug)
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:53, archived)
# those people love the honking
(schnurricane, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:54, archived)
# Aiight
 
They be popping and bopping.

They don't be stopping.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:55, archived)
# don't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:00, archived)
# TO BOTSWANA!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:54, archived)
# honk!
honk! honk! honk!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:59, archived)
# Bindun?

FrankEinstein...

My Hummus is low...i am drunk and pissed up on booze...
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:31, archived)
# nicely
nicely

Edit: interestingly www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=31967
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:32, archived)
# Bugger
Someone called themselves FrankEinstein and never thought of this...I don't believe it!! (The Father Ted, version, not Victor Meldrew who is Quelle Unfunny)
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:36, archived)
# Tres Vrai
vrai indeed
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:41, archived)
# Woo!
And completely unrelated...
Sarah Beeny's property tip of the day!

"DO NOT buy the house in the middle of the M62.
(unless of course you want to open a truckstop...)"
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:49, archived)
# hahaha
or if you like crossing motorways. and noise. and you want to live in a crumbling old shed
(blakey - all ipod-ed up n'all!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:01, archived)
# In estate agents blurb;
"within easy reach of transport links"

EDIT: Trying to post pic of similar house, but my FTP's sponged!! :-(

Like this one;
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:04, archived)
# I can walk to the M62 from my back
garden in about 4 minutes. In order to actually get on it takes 20 minutes drive West and over 10 minutes drive East!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:14, archived)
# You should call in your local gypsy 'driveway specialists'
to build you a personal junction (in the middle of the night, of course)
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:17, archived)
# there is a police access point
that I used to use all the time about 20 years ago. Sadly now I've moved back I found they have put a huge steel gate on there replete with massive chain and lock. Miserable buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:21, archived)
# I can't remember exactly where..
but somewhere on the M1 is a junction which used to be an emergency access point, which was then opened to all-comers, next to a growing town
*cue traffic jams and accidents...
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:23, archived)
# When I had my pub
in Newport Pagnell it was always easier to come off at the services than either of the MK north or south junctions. A deft drive behind the cop shop and lift of a barrier and I was half a mile from the pub instead of 8-10. Sadly now they have electronic gadgetry and posts that rise from the floor. But then I don't live there anymore so fuggem.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Haha, that place is the stuff of legend.
Actually as a kid I always wanted to live there, I thought it would be cool. It's a shabby old farm now and worth dog shit.
I'll never know the true story ( there are loads ) but the simplest is that when he ( Ken Wilde, the owner ) was holding out for more and more compensation the MOT just decided to go around him and build him access tunnels. Stubborn bastard whatever the truth, he's still there.
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:04, archived)
# oh i have a photoshop idea
but i'm damned if i can be arsed doing it tonight. bed time. maybe tomorrow
(blakey - all ipod-ed up n'all!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:06, archived)
# heh
*thinks of making an ipod parody for hallowe'en featuring i-gor. thinks better of it*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:01, archived)
# Good show.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:30, archived)
# *twitches along to the music*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:36, archived)
# Monsters hate smooth jazz.
 
As, indeed, do I.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:58, archived)
# i see you hiding those kenny g. cds!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:12, archived)
# Hiding them in Kenny G's arse, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:25, archived)
# What would happen if I removed 25% of the beats from a Chuck Berry song, I wondered?
Jumping-Little-Record
I particularly like the solo.
(link fixed)
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:31, archived)
# Aww
great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:36, archived)
# I like it
the verse is great.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:38, archived)
# I just like the way the solo stops abruptly with a sort of crunk sound.
makes me giggle.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:39, archived)
# got the sauce
before you mp3ified it, but after editing? I have an idea ....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:43, archived)
# Go on...
I think it could stand to shed another 25% if that's what you're thinking, between the verses. Maybe I'll do that tomorrow.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:44, archived)
# no
it involves adding stuff, not losing more.
I am hoping it might bear fruit shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:46, archived)
# That's a top idea...
however, nothing can seperate Chuck from his groove.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:39, archived)
# 9-bar blues?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:43, archived)
# That still sounds pretty normal.
But then I have been listening to Xenakis.

Anyway, good stuff. Try 12.5% next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:44, archived)
# gah!
 
I was looking at the score for a piano piece of his (Herma) the other day, based on logical operators.

..and I thought, how in the cunt is one supposed to interpret this?!

Experimental, alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:01, archived)
# What did you use to alter the file, this sounds like a fun project
wonder how other songs would react to the same treatment
(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:10, archived)
#
audacity.sourceforge.net/
+ the MP3 encoder.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:11, archived)
# Never give penguins to chimps
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Especially small dead ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:16, archived)
# Well...
...they weren't dead to be-pen-guin with.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Puns like that are sure to make me go ape!
:)
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# It's all a matter of gibbon take.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:31, archived)
# I was reading a book over someone's shoulder on the tube-
he said "Oi, you nosy get!!"
I said "sorry, didn't mean to primate"
:D


EDIT: Oh dear, that really is poor, even for me...
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:33, archived)
# Actually, I thought that rather clever.
 
The absence of replies merely shows none of us thick cunts has a comeback..
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:14, archived)
# gorilla?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:32, archived)
# hat
stand
(Heffer foiled, once again, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Compo it!
Now

I guess it isn't really MonkeyVsPenguin

it is really MonkeyVsMonkeyWithPenguin

but whatever!

compoIT
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:18, archived)
# monkeys vs donkeys, monkeys vs donkeys
you get your monkey, I'll get my donkey, let's have a race right now!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:33, archived)
# Shit
all I have is 15 quid....
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:37, archived)
# that'll work
:P
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:44, archived)
# Ok.
I put £15 on it to win.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:47, archived)
# 3, 2, 1..... ...Launch
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Somebody hasn't grasped the idea behind Scissors, paper, stone: Penguin Arse Edition.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:19, archived)
# Never give ANYTHING to chimps...
Woo to the anim, nice motion blur
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:23, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/902832
(riedacher_bertram, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:28, archived)
# Happy birthday,
you german-sounding-named person

:)
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:29, archived)
# Danke schoen
:D
(riedacher_bertram, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:30, archived)
# animal metronomes never really caught on.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:03, archived)
# I bet you're gay
can you gues who my slightly obsessed flat-mate is?
f-ram.net/fat-pie/viewtopic.php?t=8251

couldn't be bothered to re-host it and shrink it down to fun-size for the board.
(Oli_imp, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Sorry to TJ
Any inkers out there?
www.bioteach.ubc.ca/quarterly/?p=45


It is actually a pretty good read...
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:12, archived)
# B'narf B'nraaarf B'naaaart

Stuff sftuu stuff tusf tfuu us f ttf usu
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# *pinch punch* first of the month.
Gay Shift and Woo for Pastry Pete!

/passes the foot deo
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:02, archived)
# Hurrah!
It's that time of year again
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:09, archived)
# your hair is at risk
if you do not keep up repayments on any hairspray or stylist secured on it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Secured to the hair?
SET FIRE TO YOUR STYLIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaay!
*burninates things*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# he'll swear and shout
and jump about
and piss upon my bathrobe

his brother john
(with no clothes on)
lives underneath my bed

and in the night
i get a fright
when he spangs me on the head

his cousin vin
who's very thin
lives behind my couch

he'll kick the back
or give it a smack
and that makes me say ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:02, archived)
# You said that was cologne!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:05, archived)
# get him with the Febreze!
Nev, did you see all that kasto poligen stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:05, archived)
# No
but it sounds intruiging... Do tell!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# hmmm
glassco.cx/search?q=id:41727

Gives a slight bearing on the subject.

Have a look at his first post and such. I think you'll like the absurdness of it all.

Kasto! Krut!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Phew yay.
TJ: would anybody care to host a 2MB mp3 for me so I can post it? UKDragon says it has a maximum file size of 2MB but it seems to be a lie.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:09, archived)
# does it involve Chuck Berry?
I would like to hear.....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Yes it does.
In abridged form.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)
# post an abridged sample?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:16, archived)
# It wouldn't be the saaaaaaame.
Maybe I could split it into two parts, and put them both on UKdragon.
No, that won't work, it doesn't even accept an 800k file.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:17, archived)
# I shall stay up in hope of hearing it
Have to get up for 6 ... heading to Manchester for two days :(
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:24, archived)
# eek.
Go to bed, you fool.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:24, archived)
# ah, it's fine
my boss is collecting me, and I can rest in the car on the way up.
And in the hotel later.
Though this type of theory failed completely last week in Holland after a 4 hour flight delay, but did result in an unscheduled hotel stay in Amsterdam.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:26, archived)
# Erm.. yes, I can.
It'd better be ACE, mind, or I'll charge you rent.

BUM RENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:17, archived)
#
charge give
rent my bum for
RENT Surprise sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:19, archived)
# Bah!
You're not supposed to read the small print!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# I'm not sure if it's ace or not.
Shall I email it to you?
Hang on a minute, this seems good:
www.putfile.com/
wonder if that'll work?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# that should work.
edit: Actually, yes. PutFile should work just fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:25, archived)
# Just as well, my yahoo mail appears to be broken.
Bleah.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:29, archived)
# putfile is ok
for the odd file. ( i was mindpissed whilst searching for other options to add to my post below)
I found a free webhost you might find usefull.
www.zoomshare.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:34, archived)
# Ooh *bookmarks*
ta.
Used putfile, resulting mp3 is up there ^^
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:37, archived)
# Normally I would
be happy to, but I closed my Hypermart account recently when they got creative with their pricing.
Is putfile.com of no use to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:27, archived)
# your generosity is noted, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:28, archived)
# Roll Model
Why do people say Kate Moss is such a bad role model? She seems to be doing just fine to me.


(furious eddie, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# she's proper tiny
isn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# hehe
btw: I've stuck a photo of kate on flickr oooh 10 minutes ago
www.flickr.com/photos/robmanuel/58235418/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# Before I'm off to bed:
www.flickr.com/photos/robmanuel/58182194/in/photostream/
I like this photo just because of the reflection of you, looking deadly serious.
Edit: Just noticed you made the same observation yourself. *Belms*.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:52, archived)
# well, the "serious" bit is your own
it's almost refectoporn I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)
#
Mmm...bread....
(dragonman97, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)
# subtle bell-end
woo pic
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:53, archived)
# ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:07, archived)
# Grow
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# That is fucking woo as always.
THERE IS PISS IN THE CAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Haha!
Marvellous!

Is photosynthesis as ace as it sounds?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# It itches
Apart from that, it's a great laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# oooh I remember you
Hello Sheep.

BTW: You should say hello to Ben Wheatley. He's in Brighton and loves your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# Ooo
You're right, thanks for reminding me
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:52, archived)
# hahaha nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:52, archived)
# class!
did you see Mystery Bob`s thingie earlier?

www.b3ta.com/board/5274867
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Wow
That's chuffing marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:59, archived)
# hahaha!
that's fab
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:06, archived)
# b3ta's never the same without you, Mr. Sheep
You are a mighty ficus next to their pitiful dandelions.
(bucketcheese, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:59, archived)
# Sheeplant!
My, you blossom ever so handsomely.
(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:02, archived)
# hehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Gabblaha
Wuh? Mooooooooooooooo1
Oh that's...woahw.
Moving!
(I helped save b3ta! TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:39, archived)
# Brilliant
and some superb optimisation too!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:58, archived)
# As it's all hallows
View my Balamory Horror
(Kaspar Hauser, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# i have seen it befucking fore
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:48, archived)
# mefucking2
burn the cunter
(Kaspar Hauser, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# Rhinos farting
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:42, archived)
# you make birthday cards using old photos or pics of animals
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)
# I should, shouldn't I?
Dear Mother,

Happy Birthday, this Elephant is crapping on a goat just for you!

That kind of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# zactly
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:47, archived)
# "This is the B-side of our platter, sports fans.."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:34, archived)
# FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)
# gory
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Teeheehee!
And on that note: bedtime. Goodnight! x
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
#
marry me

Night!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# hooray!
*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Had this email from a journalist. Dunno what to say to it (or why he's asking me). Can you lot answer it and I'll email the bloke a link to the thread?
Hi Rob,

I'm researching a feature for The Sydney Morning Herald about online sexuality -- especially the explosion in sexblogs and what it all means. (The feature is due to be published this Saturday).

I'm seeking comments from a wide variety of people, including web publishers such as yourself.

This will probably sound trite ..... but the more I explore the topic, the more it seems that a post-porn sexual revolution is gathering steam online... While the Christian Right may seem ascendant in the offline world, the opposite seems to be occurring online....

Commercial porn seems to be losing market share to a wave of free, community-generated (and Web 2.0-inspired?) sexblogs, cam girls, erotic podcasts, Flickr galleries, YouTube videos, dating sites and even porn parody... (Although analysts insist the porn industry is booming online, I can't imagine how they are any better off than the music industry ... Bittorrent seems full of pirated porn videos and it seems clear that far more ``porn'' is being viewed in the blogosphere than on professional porn sites.)

If you have a few moments, I would very much appreciate any brief comments on the following....

1. Why the explosion in sex blogs/erotic podcasts/saucy Flickr galleries, etc? Are we ``reclaiming'' sex from online pornographers? Is this a new sexual revolution? If not, why the sudden mass exhibitionism?

2. What are the broader implications of moving from the "old model" where the adult industry sold sexual content behind a ``members only'' gate that required a credit-card.... to a free-for-all where explicit sex is part of the Internet's fabric? (Will the porn industry disappear? Will kids have sex earlier? Will child porn become a worse scourge?)

3. What can we expect from a world where every aspect of sex is in plain view and openly discussed?

** I'd welcome comments -- I'd also be grateful for other contacts who might have informed views on this topic.

Thanks so much,

Sincerely,

The Sydney Morning Herald
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:38, archived)
#
1. If it's available for free then why pay
2. Everything'll stay the same
3. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:40, archived)
# people like
the nakid people. especially on the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:40, archived)
# what the hell`s a sex blog?

"Dear Diary. Last night I porked. The night before, I cracked one off.

Current mood: emo"

?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:41, archived)
# emo
and churning one out to interpol
(Kaspar Hauser, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:48, archived)
# there is nothing wrong with cracking one off with Interpol playing loudly!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# the ability to "get laid"
without leaving the house might have something to do with it all. And I don't mean cyber, I mean going to meet someone knowing you've got a dead certain shag.

Just something to consider.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:42, archived)
# where can we find such places?
.. apart from that road around the corner from Caledonian Road station

.. as I discovered on Saturday when I got propositioned by a crack whore for the first time ever
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Maybe before they didn't think you needed sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Oooh! I got propositioned round Kings Cross once
"You're looking for a good time?"
"No, I'm looking for a bus"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Did she then offer to be a conductor?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# hehehhe
/blows horn
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Haha, I also had that one evening whilst
walking from my house in Islington down to King's Cross to meet some lads. She started with bumming a fag from me and within 30 secinds was offering to teach me all of the carnal pleasures of ancient Rome in a back alley for 25 quid. She was not best pleased when I insisted that I would be having a much greater time with a Big Mac followed by a cold beer. I love the Toms in London, great fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# faceparty, of course
I thought you were teh master of the internet!

Alt.com, AFF ... it's where the masses copulate, don't you know!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:45, archived)
# aye years ago, when the only browser around was Mosaic!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# There is a club in Kennington
that insiste only that you go as a mixed couple. Once through the door there are different rooms and you can't see very much. After that anything can, and does, go.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# how can you get laid "without leaving the house"
and "go to meet someone"?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# phone Domino`s Pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:48, archived)
# where do you go to meet your pizza delivery?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# faceparty
..apparently

/getting hip with da kidz
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)
# but...but...
you don't go out to faceparty

head 'splodes
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Perhaps a rephrase
get laid without going out and talking to people in bars and having to think about appearance. Being able to think quite carefully about responses in online conversation, which eliminates disaster conversations.
In short, distance and keyboards bring people together who would never actually a) meet, or b) give each other a second glance if they did.

Ya dig?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:52, archived)
# i dig
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# yeah,
i was just being a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# of course
this results in 90% casual sex, and 10% disaster relationships, but hey, it's social progression.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)
# man, i've totally got my percentages the wrong way round
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# big fat sweaty blokes and birds
there is hope for us all

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)
# He can't afford my fees.

Oh come on, I mean my writing fees... dirty sods.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:43, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:43, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)
# what was the first one again?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Hahah!
Spiffing! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Argh!
Damn you, thought I'd finally forgotten that stuff.

Was still far better than that Pokemon shite.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Pokemon is not shite to me.
Because I am a japanophile.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:47, archived)
# how old are you?
12?

Go download some dorama!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# I'm 15.
Dorama?

Digimon?

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:57, archived)
# NSFW
paedo !
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Come on...it's not NSFW
It's a very amusing cover though.

Paedophilia would be loilta or shota, not yaoi. Pffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Are you a paedophile if you are 15?
Or just a lawbreaker?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:07, archived)
# Probably law breaker.
One of my friends knows a dude who was 13 pretending to be 17 saying he was 15 or something.

He's called Gerald the reverse paedophile.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:08, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Japanese Prime Minister
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)
# The watermark of Japan does look suspiciously like bukkake.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Indeed.
 
*contemplates*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:38, archived)
# you are right to contemplate
I meant it to look like that
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:50, archived)
# whatever it is
it`s frightening
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Point Number 2
He said "member"... pfffft!

Oooh! And I said "Number 2"
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)
# I read some of that
then it just started getting all "porn yadda yadda porn yadda sex porn yadda belgian dwarves
yadda yadda spanky goodness yadda yadda hamster yadda with a cold northerly wind"

I am off to claim more of the sandwich stash that has amazingly appeared in my fridge
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)
# where have you been?
I've missed your wonderful madness! Come back! And bring me sandwiches!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Arf
I was out in the real world for a while. But it's too bright and noisy out there, so I came back inside

*offers up an egg sandwich*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:48, archived)
# *snarfs*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# nooooooooo
my sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:53, archived)
# It was a sandwich?
*blarfs*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Seems to me it will be an interesting article. I mean do people really sign up for sex sites?
The internet is littered with porn, free galleries are the norm. I also feel it's over abundance creates a sense of boredom with the whole thing. I would much rather look at a flickr site of college girls having fun on their 'spring/winter/summer breaks' dressed in bikinis than any 'deep anal penetration whilst sucking another 3 men off'

call me weird. Just call me.
949.867.5309
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Aliens?
Three men?

Many mouthes?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# fake number

.. doesn`t begin with 555
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# *rumbled*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)
# Worth
pointing out stuff like SecondLife to him too. Masses of free love going on there.
But more on topic, that whole safety buffer of online life thing. People have always been filthy, and always wanted to be filthy with each other but were rarely allowed to be in normal society. It's natural that once you're safe on the other side of your monitor you're going to express yourself in ways you feel you're not allowed to outside. The sex indusrty cashed in on people's desires reaching a point where they would actually pay to get some kind of voice for thier inner feelings. but i reckon that's not the case anymore.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)
# ?
www.deviantart.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:53, archived)
# eh?
did i miss something?
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:55, archived)
# The earth exploded.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:57, archived)
# tsk.
I hope it's still under warranty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:59, archived)
# SecondLife
In this life, you don't have to be as fat
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:06, archived)
# read the faq
what you are looking for is here


ahhahaahahhahaahhahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# this
.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# WANKING IS FUN
discuss
(riedacher_bertram, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:02, archived)
#
This?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:14, archived)
# hmm
1. because the technology (camera/web) is available and cheap and more people know how to use it; the exhibitionism is old, only the technology to make it mass is new
2. no difference; it's the same bodies and the same acts, just people prepared to do it for fun undercutting the business. no reason for it to increase child porn, your cause and effect is messed up there, it's not supply driven.
3. oooh, honesty and lack of hang ups. possibly. new taboos. also possible.
as an aside, free porn on the net pre-dates the world wide web... it's only quantity that's changed...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:04, archived)

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