
(Also, here's 87.5% of Tutti Frutti. "Got a girl, named Dave...")
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(I just happened to have the CD right here. I've never noticed those two lines while actually listening to the song.)
Edit: this seems to be my 2000th post, so have some fish.






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Edit: this seems to be my 2000th post, so have some fish.







i like the transformer 2cv in your profile bin meaning to have a go at one for a while but you beat me to it
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unlike my red dwarf tribute ruin.

www.mike-eddy.co.uk/b3ta/flash/RedCock
/appologies for last chord in song.
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www.mike-eddy.co.uk/b3ta/flash/RedCock
/appologies for last chord in song.

especially since all the bendations detuned my shitey guitar.
/edit: may also have been affected by bottle of Frostly Jacks and 3 cans of Castlemaine
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/edit: may also have been affected by bottle of Frostly Jacks and 3 cans of Castlemaine

: )

Woo and indeed yay!
(edit: liar! It's a ring with a spike in the middle.)
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(edit: liar! It's a ring with a spike in the middle.)

1) Dental records must be up-to-date.
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.how about 1339555 bytes big?
www.roboticdeathcompany.com/~mladenik/flores-family/Eriberto%20&%20Elvira%20Flores.jpg
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www.roboticdeathcompany.com/~mladenik/flores-family/Eriberto%20&%20Elvira%20Flores.jpg

not much 'shopping was needed.

in other news, i saw this on craigslist:
toronto.craigslist.org/m4m/107552206.html
so i posted a response:
toronto.craigslist.org/m4m/107609493.html
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in other news, i saw this on craigslist:
toronto.craigslist.org/m4m/107552206.html
so i posted a response:
toronto.craigslist.org/m4m/107609493.html

[edit] Oh, and the dude in the pic reminds me of Carson Daly
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i'm waiting for the first nitwit to email me something threatening. another poster on there had him reply after he commented on the post too, but i haven't been so lucky.
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oddly, i got offers of sex in reply.
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Dudes (or whoever replied) like dudes who are articulate and funny...
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i laughed my ass off at his post until i realised he was serious.
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I've seen that there are quite a few people like him. "no fat people, camp people or blacks" is something I've seen before.
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being a pigeonholing anti-social moron while desperately trying to get laid is just ridiculous. and sad.
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there is nothing wrong with being honest about what you like. I like my ladies slim, dark and intelligent ( I know, I don't get laid out of wedlock a lot ;)) and have an aversion to blondes, pasty white people ( even though I am one myself ) I can't find any kind of disfigurement or disability attractive and I'm not too fond of African women.
Having said that I'll shag a stab wound when I'm pissed.
In the case of this, if all you want is no-ties stranger same-sex then surely it will suffice to say.
" I could do with being fucked up the ass tonight, if you live nearby, have a pulse and want to fuck me send me a picture of you naked with your freak on and if I want you in me then I'll get back to you.
No French men or lawyers."
No?
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Having said that I'll shag a stab wound when I'm pissed.
In the case of this, if all you want is no-ties stranger same-sex then surely it will suffice to say.
" I could do with being fucked up the ass tonight, if you live nearby, have a pulse and want to fuck me send me a picture of you naked with your freak on and if I want you in me then I'll get back to you.
No French men or lawyers."
No?

i have my types, like most people do, but i'm always surprised at how far out of my standard types i can wander and still be attracted to someone. i think limiting oneself means that missed opportunities are more likely. imagine missing out on meeting the love of your life/a good friend/a super blowjob because you were busy counting the grains of sand in someone's shoes.
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love of my life. It's pretty obvious considering I married her twice. She's stereotypical of all I love in a woman plus my intellectuall equal ( superior maybe. This may sound pompous but it's majorly important ). I'm just very lucky that after divorcing me for being the usual pricks us men can be when we get complacent that she agreed to re-marry or there is no doubt I would have stayed single unto death.
having sex is far different from being in love with a life partber. I'd probably shag a rabid sheep if I was sure to get away with it. There is no way though that I would keep it in my home. Well, not for more than 3 months in the freezer.
To get to the point, as I recall from my youth, there was little I would turn down, even if unnatracted yet a second date? They would have to tick off 75% of my very, very long and impossible to fill list of 'musts'
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having sex is far different from being in love with a life partber. I'd probably shag a rabid sheep if I was sure to get away with it. There is no way though that I would keep it in my home. Well, not for more than 3 months in the freezer.
To get to the point, as I recall from my youth, there was little I would turn down, even if unnatracted yet a second date? They would have to tick off 75% of my very, very long and impossible to fill list of 'musts'

Rapid sustinance customer service facilitation executive
(fast food worker)
£4.50/hr
We are looking for a young, dynamic person to join our ambitious team.
Applicants MUST:
Be ambitious, and target driven
Have AT LEAST 8 years experience in an identical role
Be educated to a degree standard
Hold ICSKAGOMS membership
Have held a full UK driving licence for the last 5 years, with no points, and also provisional class C1 entitlement
Be named Mike
Be a black lesbian woman with one leg (to meet our racial, gender, homosexual and disabled employment targets)
Be prepared to work up to 90hrs/week, or never, depending on our business needs
Please send a 32 page CV, typed in 13-point arial black, by pigeon (wood pigeons only) to the following:
Typical employer advertising on Gumtree.com
Flat 3
18 Davison street
Walthamstow
LONDON
E17 8QN
or call my premium rate number:
0902 8378 1737
Thank you for your application
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(fast food worker)
£4.50/hr
We are looking for a young, dynamic person to join our ambitious team.
Applicants MUST:
Be ambitious, and target driven
Have AT LEAST 8 years experience in an identical role
Be educated to a degree standard
Hold ICSKAGOMS membership
Have held a full UK driving licence for the last 5 years, with no points, and also provisional class C1 entitlement
Be named Mike
Be a black lesbian woman with one leg (to meet our racial, gender, homosexual and disabled employment targets)
Be prepared to work up to 90hrs/week, or never, depending on our business needs
Please send a 32 page CV, typed in 13-point arial black, by pigeon (wood pigeons only) to the following:
Typical employer advertising on Gumtree.com
Flat 3
18 Davison street
Walthamstow
LONDON
E17 8QN
or call my premium rate number:
0902 8378 1737
Thank you for your application

Sorry, but "laugh out loud" really does describe the effect this thread's having on me
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...there'll probably be lineups for the position.
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EDIT: *Considers actually advertising this and seeing if anyone responds....
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that should give the twit something to ponder for a while.
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i doubt he knows why he got mocked, though. and it's too bad he didn't have a pic in his post. maybe i should email him and try and set that trap.
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I bet he has a very attractive face.
Maybe he could have been a model.
Maybe he makes 32K..

32k or the tea, my mrs would still have him cleaning the toilet floor with his tongue ( whilst she wears som rather fetchin laced up leather boots and a smirk )
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top work fella. I was thinking of replying to the guy myself, then I read the second one, got the horn and the giggles and forgot all about it.
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horngiggles are the best. that's why i only have sex with clowns.
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I have a whole new respect for you, b3ta, and your symmographer mother.
/can't come up with anything better to say at the moment.
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/can't come up with anything better to say at the moment.


-eats more candy and goes to bed-

nether-teh-less have an unshopped evil bitch child.

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can't rape them, can't feed them to your pets. bah, too many damned restrictions.
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It's as if the entire continent of Asia let out a groan of disappointment...
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...i'm never flying westjet again.
edit: nice!
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edit: nice!

he did change the url - which technically makes it shopped....
\\\
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\\\

they've got different writing on them...
that can't be faked, surely?
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that can't be faked, surely?

hope you've got your flame proof pants on
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image this was, nobody uses dodge and burn for shading better.
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although i never use dodge and burn, it's all done with airbrushes (not that it matters)
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you just made that and forgot to put goat.cx.
LOL!!!!!11111one HaX0rZ!!111010101115
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LOL!!!!!11111one HaX0rZ!!111010101115

Ah yes, the impetuousness of youth. I was still composing a 500 word tirade to level at the noobie. In my dotage I have forgot that 3 words will usually suffice!
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just accept it at face value. Which is me saying that your way is easier!
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I have an all-purpose version tucked away somewhere:


(didn't even try to optimise the piccy)
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it took 80 odd frames ( or something, I was not counting or making it any smaller )
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well doctor, i see two rhinos fighting over some earrings
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i have a few folders full of faces to screw with. saves having to hunt down something new just to play like this.
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the X-Ray of some aging queen's pelvis after a lifetime of uphill gardening?
'Ning fella ;)
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'Ning fella ;)

a pair of grumpy rhinos about to butt heads over who has the best tattoos
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and being stuck in a crappy movie with that repulsive knucklehead bruce willis.
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Though I think 6th Sense is better then Unbreakable, Signs, and Village (hasn't seen Village)
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and apple cider. mmmm.
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but if you don't recognise her you're probably too young to know the joy of nerios
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You made strange stirrings in my party pants when I was but a youngster and you were a liver bird. I did not however have the horn for you in that frumpy nurses uniform!
'ning you. Marvelous as always. Where do you find these gems of video I wonder?
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'ning you. Marvelous as always. Where do you find these gems of video I wonder?

have a ruummage in the movie section at archive.org
www.archive.org/details/movies
it is full of loveliness and public domain goodness... the chump / nerys bit above is from reefer madness
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www.archive.org/details/movies
it is full of loveliness and public domain goodness... the chump / nerys bit above is from reefer madness

drunk and full of hummus. Alas I am totally sober right now but might contemplate a port and brandy before I sidle off to bed.
Edit:// scratch that, I'm going to have a very large Vodka and fresh OJ then turn all the lights out and watch Doom the movie to the end (or untill I get summoned to bed ) as I fell asleep after ten minutes trying to watch it this afternoon.
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Edit:// scratch that, I'm going to have a very large Vodka and fresh OJ then turn all the lights out and watch Doom the movie to the end (or untill I get summoned to bed ) as I fell asleep after ten minutes trying to watch it this afternoon.

i'm inspired to look for some new source movies now i'm up at the archive... i really should go to bed instead though
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Thumb my arse, you fat scouse bitch
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Off to bed now
With my dirty thoughts of Nerys Hughes
See you in the morning
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With my dirty thoughts of Nerys Hughes
See you in the morning

*molests*
Ahh, that brings back memories.
(Just checking: hug)
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Ahh, that brings back memories.
(Just checking: hug)


FrankEinstein...
My Hummus is low...i am drunk and pissed up on booze...

nicely
Edit: interestingly www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=31967
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Edit: interestingly www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=31967

Someone called themselves FrankEinstein and never thought of this...I don't believe it!! (The Father Ted, version, not Victor Meldrew who is Quelle Unfunny)
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And completely unrelated...
Sarah Beeny's property tip of the day!

"DO NOT buy the house in the middle of the M62.
(unless of course you want to open a truckstop...)"
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Sarah Beeny's property tip of the day!

"DO NOT buy the house in the middle of the M62.
(unless of course you want to open a truckstop...)"

or if you like crossing motorways. and noise. and you want to live in a crumbling old shed
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"within easy reach of transport links"
EDIT: Trying to post pic of similar house, but my FTP's sponged!! :-(
Like this one;

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EDIT:
Like this one;


garden in about 4 minutes. In order to actually get on it takes 20 minutes drive West and over 10 minutes drive East!
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to build you a personal junction (in the middle of the night, of course)
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that I used to use all the time about 20 years ago. Sadly now I've moved back I found they have put a huge steel gate on there replete with massive chain and lock. Miserable buggers.
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but somewhere on the M1 is a junction which used to be an emergency access point, which was then opened to all-comers, next to a growing town
*cue traffic jams and accidents...
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*cue traffic jams and accidents...

in Newport Pagnell it was always easier to come off at the services than either of the MK north or south junctions. A deft drive behind the cop shop and lift of a barrier and I was half a mile from the pub instead of 8-10. Sadly now they have electronic gadgetry and posts that rise from the floor. But then I don't live there anymore so fuggem.
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Actually as a kid I always wanted to live there, I thought it would be cool. It's a shabby old farm now and worth dog shit.
I'll never know the true story ( there are loads ) but the simplest is that when he ( Ken Wilde, the owner ) was holding out for more and more compensation the MOT just decided to go around him and build him access tunnels. Stubborn bastard whatever the truth, he's still there.

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I'll never know the true story ( there are loads ) but the simplest is that when he ( Ken Wilde, the owner ) was holding out for more and more compensation the MOT just decided to go around him and build him access tunnels. Stubborn bastard whatever the truth, he's still there.


but i'm damned if i can be arsed doing it tonight. bed time. maybe tomorrow
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*thinks of making an ipod parody for hallowe'en featuring i-gor. thinks better of it*
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Jumping-Little-Record
I particularly like the solo.
(link fixed)
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I particularly like the solo.
(link fixed)

makes me giggle.
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before you mp3ified it, but after editing? I have an idea ....
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I think it could stand to shed another 25% if that's what you're thinking, between the verses. Maybe I'll do that tomorrow.
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it involves adding stuff, not losing more.
I am hoping it might bear fruit shortly.
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I am hoping it might bear fruit shortly.

however, nothing can seperate Chuck from his groove.
Woo!
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Woo!

But then I have been listening to Xenakis.
Anyway, good stuff. Try 12.5% next time.
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Anyway, good stuff. Try 12.5% next time.

I was looking at the score for a piano piece of his (Herma) the other day, based on logical operators.
..and I thought, how in the cunt is one supposed to interpret this?!
Experimental, alright.

wonder how other songs would react to the same treatment
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he said "Oi, you nosy get!!"
I said "sorry, didn't mean to primate"
:D
EDIT: Oh dear, that really is poor, even for me...
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I said "sorry, didn't mean to primate"
:D
EDIT: Oh dear, that really is poor, even for me...

The absence of replies merely shows none of us thick cunts has a comeback..

Now
I guess it isn't really MonkeyVsPenguin
it is really MonkeyVsMonkeyWithPenguin
but whatever!
compoIT
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I guess it isn't really MonkeyVsPenguin
it is really MonkeyVsMonkeyWithPenguin
but whatever!
compoIT

you get your monkey, I'll get my donkey, let's have a race right now!
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Somebody hasn't grasped the idea behind Scissors, paper, stone: Penguin Arse Edition.
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Woo to the anim, nice motion blur
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can you gues who my slightly obsessed flat-mate is?
f-ram.net/fat-pie/viewtopic.php?t=8251
couldn't be bothered to re-host it and shrink it down to fun-size for the board.
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f-ram.net/fat-pie/viewtopic.php?t=8251
couldn't be bothered to re-host it and shrink it down to fun-size for the board.

Any inkers out there?
www.bioteach.ubc.ca/quarterly/?p=45
It is actually a pretty good read...
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www.bioteach.ubc.ca/quarterly/?p=45
It is actually a pretty good read...

Gay Shift and Woo for Pastry Pete!
/passes the foot deo
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/passes the foot deo

if you do not keep up repayments on any hairspray or stylist secured on it.
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and jump about
and piss upon my bathrobe
his brother john
(with no clothes on)
lives underneath my bed
and in the night
i get a fright
when he spangs me on the head
his cousin vin
who's very thin
lives behind my couch
he'll kick the back
or give it a smack
and that makes me say ouch
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and piss upon my bathrobe
his brother john
(with no clothes on)
lives underneath my bed
and in the night
i get a fright
when he spangs me on the head
his cousin vin
who's very thin
lives behind my couch
he'll kick the back
or give it a smack
and that makes me say ouch

Nev, did you see all that kasto poligen stuff?
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glassco.cx/search?q=id:41727
Gives a slight bearing on the subject.
Have a look at his first post and such. I think you'll like the absurdness of it all.
Kasto! Krut!
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Gives a slight bearing on the subject.
Have a look at his first post and such. I think you'll like the absurdness of it all.
Kasto! Krut!

TJ: would anybody care to host a 2MB mp3 for me so I can post it? UKDragon says it has a maximum file size of 2MB but it seems to be a lie.
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Maybe I could split it into two parts, and put them both on UKdragon.
No, that won't work, it doesn't even accept an 800k file.
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No, that won't work, it doesn't even accept an 800k file.

Have to get up for 6 ... heading to Manchester for two days :(
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my boss is collecting me, and I can rest in the car on the way up.
And in the hotel later.
Though this type of theory failed completely last week in Holland after a 4 hour flight delay, but did result in an unscheduled hotel stay in Amsterdam.
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And in the hotel later.
Though this type of theory failed completely last week in Holland after a 4 hour flight delay, but did result in an unscheduled hotel stay in Amsterdam.

It'd better be ACE, mind, or I'll charge you rent.
BUM RENT.
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BUM RENT.

Shall I email it to you?
Hang on a minute, this seems good:
www.putfile.com/
wonder if that'll work?
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Hang on a minute, this seems good:
www.putfile.com/
wonder if that'll work?

edit: Actually, yes. PutFile should work just fine.
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for the odd file. ( i was mindpissed whilst searching for other options to add to my post below)
I found a free webhost you might find usefull.
www.zoomshare.com/
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I found a free webhost you might find usefull.
www.zoomshare.com/

be happy to, but I closed my Hypermart account recently when they got creative with their pricing.
Is putfile.com of no use to you?
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Is putfile.com of no use to you?

Why do people say Kate Moss is such a bad role model? She seems to be doing just fine to me.

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btw: I've stuck a photo of kate on flickr oooh 10 minutes ago
www.flickr.com/photos/robmanuel/58235418/
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www.flickr.com/photos/robmanuel/58235418/

www.flickr.com/photos/robmanuel/58182194/in/photostream/
I like this photo just because of the reflection of you, looking deadly serious.
Edit: Just noticed you made the same observation yourself. *Belms*.
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I like this photo just because of the reflection of you, looking deadly serious.
Edit: Just noticed you made the same observation yourself. *Belms*.

it's almost refectoporn I guess.
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Hello Sheep.
BTW: You should say hello to Ben Wheatley. He's in Brighton and loves your stuff.
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BTW: You should say hello to Ben Wheatley. He's in Brighton and loves your stuff.

did you see Mystery Bob`s thingie earlier?
www.b3ta.com/board/5274867
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www.b3ta.com/board/5274867

You are a mighty ficus next to their pitiful dandelions.
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AICMFP
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Dear Mother,
Happy Birthday, this Elephant is crapping on a goat just for you!
That kind of thing?
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Happy Birthday, this Elephant is crapping on a goat just for you!
That kind of thing?

Hi Rob,
I'm researching a feature for The Sydney Morning Herald about online sexuality -- especially the explosion in sexblogs and what it all means. (The feature is due to be published this Saturday).
I'm seeking comments from a wide variety of people, including web publishers such as yourself.
This will probably sound trite ..... but the more I explore the topic, the more it seems that a post-porn sexual revolution is gathering steam online... While the Christian Right may seem ascendant in the offline world, the opposite seems to be occurring online....
Commercial porn seems to be losing market share to a wave of free, community-generated (and Web 2.0-inspired?) sexblogs, cam girls, erotic podcasts, Flickr galleries, YouTube videos, dating sites and even porn parody... (Although analysts insist the porn industry is booming online, I can't imagine how they are any better off than the music industry ... Bittorrent seems full of pirated porn videos and it seems clear that far more ``porn'' is being viewed in the blogosphere than on professional porn sites.)
If you have a few moments, I would very much appreciate any brief comments on the following....
1. Why the explosion in sex blogs/erotic podcasts/saucy Flickr galleries, etc? Are we ``reclaiming'' sex from online pornographers? Is this a new sexual revolution? If not, why the sudden mass exhibitionism?
2. What are the broader implications of moving from the "old model" where the adult industry sold sexual content behind a ``members only'' gate that required a credit-card.... to a free-for-all where explicit sex is part of the Internet's fabric? (Will the porn industry disappear? Will kids have sex earlier? Will child porn become a worse scourge?)
3. What can we expect from a world where every aspect of sex is in plain view and openly discussed?
** I'd welcome comments -- I'd also be grateful for other contacts who might have informed views on this topic.
Thanks so much,
Sincerely,
The Sydney Morning Herald
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:38,
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I'm researching a feature for The Sydney Morning Herald about online sexuality -- especially the explosion in sexblogs and what it all means. (The feature is due to be published this Saturday).
I'm seeking comments from a wide variety of people, including web publishers such as yourself.
This will probably sound trite ..... but the more I explore the topic, the more it seems that a post-porn sexual revolution is gathering steam online... While the Christian Right may seem ascendant in the offline world, the opposite seems to be occurring online....
Commercial porn seems to be losing market share to a wave of free, community-generated (and Web 2.0-inspired?) sexblogs, cam girls, erotic podcasts, Flickr galleries, YouTube videos, dating sites and even porn parody... (Although analysts insist the porn industry is booming online, I can't imagine how they are any better off than the music industry ... Bittorrent seems full of pirated porn videos and it seems clear that far more ``porn'' is being viewed in the blogosphere than on professional porn sites.)
If you have a few moments, I would very much appreciate any brief comments on the following....
1. Why the explosion in sex blogs/erotic podcasts/saucy Flickr galleries, etc? Are we ``reclaiming'' sex from online pornographers? Is this a new sexual revolution? If not, why the sudden mass exhibitionism?
2. What are the broader implications of moving from the "old model" where the adult industry sold sexual content behind a ``members only'' gate that required a credit-card.... to a free-for-all where explicit sex is part of the Internet's fabric? (Will the porn industry disappear? Will kids have sex earlier? Will child porn become a worse scourge?)
3. What can we expect from a world where every aspect of sex is in plain view and openly discussed?
** I'd welcome comments -- I'd also be grateful for other contacts who might have informed views on this topic.
Thanks so much,
Sincerely,
The Sydney Morning Herald

1. If it's available for free then why pay
2. Everything'll stay the same
3. Profit
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:40,
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2. Everything'll stay the same
3. Profit

"Dear Diary. Last night I porked. The night before, I cracked one off.
Current mood: emo"
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without leaving the house might have something to do with it all. And I don't mean cyber, I mean going to meet someone knowing you've got a dead certain shag.
Just something to consider.
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:42,
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Just something to consider.

.. apart from that road around the corner from Caledonian Road station
.. as I discovered on Saturday when I got propositioned by a crack whore for the first time ever
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44,
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.. as I discovered on Saturday when I got propositioned by a crack whore for the first time ever

"You're looking for a good time?"
"No, I'm looking for a bus"
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:45,
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"No, I'm looking for a bus"

walking from my house in Islington down to King's Cross to meet some lads. She started with bumming a fag from me and within 30 secinds was offering to teach me all of the carnal pleasures of ancient Rome in a back alley for 25 quid. She was not best pleased when I insisted that I would be having a much greater time with a Big Mac followed by a cold beer. I love the Toms in London, great fun.
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49,
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I thought you were teh master of the internet!
Alt.com, AFF ... it's where the masses copulate, don't you know!
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:45,
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Alt.com, AFF ... it's where the masses copulate, don't you know!

that insiste only that you go as a mixed couple. Once through the door there are different rooms and you can't see very much. After that anything can, and does, go.
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46,
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and "go to meet someone"?
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46,
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get laid without going out and talking to people in bars and having to think about appearance. Being able to think quite carefully about responses in online conversation, which eliminates disaster conversations.
In short, distance and keyboards bring people together who would never actually a) meet, or b) give each other a second glance if they did.
Ya dig?
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:52,
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In short, distance and keyboards bring people together who would never actually a) meet, or b) give each other a second glance if they did.
Ya dig?

this results in 90% casual sex, and 10% disaster relationships, but hey, it's social progression.
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:56,
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Oh come on, I mean my writing fees... dirty sods.

Damn you, thought I'd finally forgotten that stuff.
Was still far better than that Pokemon shite.
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46,
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Was still far better than that Pokemon shite.

It's a very amusing cover though.
Paedophilia would be loilta or shota, not yaoi. Pffft.
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Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:03,
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Paedophilia would be loilta or shota, not yaoi. Pffft.

One of my friends knows a dude who was 13 pretending to be 17 saying he was 15 or something.
He's called Gerald the reverse paedophile.
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Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:08,
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He's called Gerald the reverse paedophile.

He said "member"... pfffft!
Oooh! And I said "Number 2"
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44,
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Oooh! And I said "Number 2"

then it just started getting all "porn yadda yadda porn yadda sex porn yadda belgian dwarves
yadda yadda spanky goodness yadda yadda hamster yadda with a cold northerly wind"
I am off to claim more of the sandwich stash that has amazingly appeared in my fridge
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44,
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yadda yadda spanky goodness yadda yadda hamster yadda with a cold northerly wind"
I am off to claim more of the sandwich stash that has amazingly appeared in my fridge

I've missed your wonderful madness! Come back! And bring me sandwiches!
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:47,
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I was out in the real world for a while. But it's too bright and noisy out there, so I came back inside
*offers up an egg sandwich*
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:48,
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*offers up an egg sandwich*

The internet is littered with porn, free galleries are the norm. I also feel it's over abundance creates a sense of boredom with the whole thing. I would much rather look at a flickr site of college girls having fun on their 'spring/winter/summer breaks' dressed in bikinis than any 'deep anal penetration whilst sucking another 3 men off'
call me weird. Just call me.
949.867.5309
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46,
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call me weird. Just call me.
949.867.5309

pointing out stuff like SecondLife to him too. Masses of free love going on there.
But more on topic, that whole safety buffer of online life thing. People have always been filthy, and always wanted to be filthy with each other but were rarely allowed to be in normal society. It's natural that once you're safe on the other side of your monitor you're going to express yourself in ways you feel you're not allowed to outside. The sex indusrty cashed in on people's desires reaching a point where they would actually pay to get some kind of voice for thier inner feelings. but i reckon that's not the case anymore.
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Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:51,
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But more on topic, that whole safety buffer of online life thing. People have always been filthy, and always wanted to be filthy with each other but were rarely allowed to be in normal society. It's natural that once you're safe on the other side of your monitor you're going to express yourself in ways you feel you're not allowed to outside. The sex indusrty cashed in on people's desires reaching a point where they would actually pay to get some kind of voice for thier inner feelings. but i reckon that's not the case anymore.

what you are looking for is here
ahhahaahahhahaahhahahahah
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Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:00,
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ahhahaahahhahaahhahahahah

1. because the technology (camera/web) is available and cheap and more people know how to use it; the exhibitionism is old, only the technology to make it mass is new
2. no difference; it's the same bodies and the same acts, just people prepared to do it for fun undercutting the business. no reason for it to increase child porn, your cause and effect is messed up there, it's not supply driven.
3. oooh, honesty and lack of hang ups. possibly. new taboos. also possible.
as an aside, free porn on the net pre-dates the world wide web... it's only quantity that's changed...
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Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:04,
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2. no difference; it's the same bodies and the same acts, just people prepared to do it for fun undercutting the business. no reason for it to increase child porn, your cause and effect is messed up there, it's not supply driven.
3. oooh, honesty and lack of hang ups. possibly. new taboos. also possible.
as an aside, free porn on the net pre-dates the world wide web... it's only quantity that's changed...
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