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A baby seal walks into a club

(manky dog, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:50, archived)

I am tender there

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:52, archived)

gah!!!! The punngae!!

hahaha

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:55, archived)

orange you glad you posted that

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my mum, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:57, archived)

Hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:57, archived)

hahaha, nutter

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mongychops, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:59, archived)

nice place, I sent claire over there the other summer.

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my mum, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)

Jamica?

In Dorset?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)

SPELLING!!!

Dorrrrrrrset, arrrr!

(manky dog, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:06, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:07, archived)

ha ha!

You plank!

"What's brown, steams and comes out of cows backwards?"

"The Isle of Wight ferry"

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)

SPELLING!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)

yeah but

I thought the quip would be too dense to fathom* if I spelled it "Cowes"

*sic

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:05, archived)

Sheesh

Are there no depths to which you will not stoop?

(Pseudonym, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:07, archived)

tenuous (and rubsh)

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my mum, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:06, archived)

I did one that wasn't animated, so yours wins!

and have this . . .
Yeeeehaw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:08, archived)

the whole family went on sealink once

and my marmalade on the sun deck.

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my mum, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:16, archived)

Doof!

That one jammed in my throat . . . Saints preserve us . . .

EDIT: Did she chutneil overboard?
arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:19, archived)

she did,

and I relished watching it.

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my mum, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:23, archived)

Hah.

It was certainly a right pickle.

(Pseudonym, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:23, archived)

Arf woo etc

That cheers up a fellow after a bday piss up. Woke up with an empty wine bottle in my bed. Better than last year, I woke up with my wife.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)

Good grief :¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)

Nice

I used to know a Mr. White who used to love that joke. Then he shot the shit out of the bank, rather unprofessional.

(manky dog, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)

Hahahaha

Brylunt

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:05, archived)

that's taken me a full 5 minutes to get

i hang my head in shame!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:55, archived)

Arf!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:55, archived)

Ho ho ho.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:56, archived)

Tee hee!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)

haha!

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Purple Onion, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:07, archived)

Wooo! That's the best thing ever!!

*doesn't get it*

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:50, archived)

Ark

Bit Big

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)

but why?

You didn't explain WHY~!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:51, archived)

erm...

there's a hole load of reasons why

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:53, archived)

its something to do with "lost"

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my mum, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:54, archived)

Not a "Lost" One

I like House.

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:03, archived)

Oooh

Pretty.

And TJ-I clicked on a link on here yesterday, for some sort of "leet-speak" special google. And now I can't get off the bloody thing! Everything's got bloody numbers and symbols and capitals, instead of normal letters. I'm almightily annoyed, anybody know how I can get rid?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:53, archived)

There should be a bar underneath

that says "also in english" with a link, try that.

(The Wigmeister, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:56, archived)

Aaaaah, sorted.

Thankyou, you're a saviour. I was about to start throwing things.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:57, archived)

No probs

It happened to me as well :D

(The Wigmeister, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:58, archived)

Hee hee

Thank god. I was begining to worry about people coming round and taking me for some sort of geek.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:59, archived)

Also,

This should fix it

</posted the original>

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GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:22, archived)

never click links on here

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mongychops, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:56, archived)

How very true

this ^

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:57, archived)

But......but.......

It's so blue and clickable!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:58, archived)

50rry, 1 d0n7 . . .
Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:59, archived)

Nnnnngh!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)

*sighs*

Bloody typical...

(Pseudonym, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Ph3ar my sk1llz0rrz!!!!lol!!!!ONE!!!!!
Arph!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:05, archived)

...

N0p3. s0z.

/LOL!!!111!11!

(Pseudonym, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)

take it to the talk board etc etc

fan mail for www.dianascircle.tk*

"Subject: Spelling mistake
Date: Mon, 31 Oct 2005 14:10:12 -0000
From: "Peters Jo"
To: [email protected]

If you're going to dedicate yourselves to slagging someone off at least get your spelling correct, the message that comes up when you move the mouse over the defiled picture of the Duchess of Cornwall shoukld read "I am stealing your king" not "you're" which is short for 'you are'. You absolute morons."

*which is a page what i did to annoy people

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new_matt, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)

etc

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:40, archived)

That website

is a beautiful thing to behold

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Dr. trouser, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:42, archived)

sooner have Dave the Facts . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:42, archived)

Stop it!

¡you are making me hungry!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)

Me too

it's this extra hour business, my tum thinks it's time for elevenses at 10

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:54, archived)

I've just eaten

a mini pack of pringles. It's always time for elevensesssss

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:59, archived)

I have

roast potatos and a grilled salmon steak which is ridiculously rich. (It also left me ridiculously poor.)

/may be a bit premature.

(Pseudonym, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:56, archived)

I prefer the word 'keen'

I brought back about 12 kilos of smoked salmon I caught myself --- all the way from lully Canada.

(cost a fucking bomb in fuel, camping, licenses, and food and stuff to catch, and then a load to get some candied, and a decent smoking which you cant do yourself without it tasting chemicallly)

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:03, archived)

Geez!!111!!1!

I'am appaulld by the turrible speling they're.
IT carn't posssiblie be dun on porpoise!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:44, archived)

" Duchess of Cornwall shoukld read"

yeah, cause that's brilliant spelling there...

'tard!

lovely site by the way

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:54, archived)

Hahaha

it's always those annoying sites that generate the weirdest responses ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:30, archived)

i sketched this yesterday for halloween and now i have tidied it up and inked it

bigger me senseless

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:38, archived)

Ace skillz0rz there!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:45, archived)

f4nkuzz

ta :)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:46, archived)

Cor.

Top stuff.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:45, archived)

woo!

and also in related news, yay!

(monkeypiratezombie boobies are magic, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 12:04, archived)

the dirty side of Zorro

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mongychops, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:35, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

ACE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:35, archived)

ha ha ha ha !

brill

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:37, archived)

Woo!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:37, archived)

gahhh! He is pissing from his arse! :o)

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mugatu, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:40, archived)

That just gave me an image

of a tubgirl/quo crossover pic!

/needs mind bleach

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:44, archived)

Pffft.

Class.

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Goldfish_, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)

Meh,

I could beat him in a who-can-pee-highest contest.

Woo :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:37, archived)

haha!

you're on a early roll, I see

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Purple Onion, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:37, archived)

Hahahaha!

The dirty bugger

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:38, archived)

Ha ha haaaa!

Eees a ver good juan!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:38, archived)

Gah!

You've no idea the Spain that caused me . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:40, archived)

Brilliant

haha

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mugatu, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:40, archived)

hehehe, most excellent. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:41, archived)

WYLD STALLIONS! *deldeldledleldeldeldle*

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mugatu, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:45, archived)

hahaha

they're the best band ever when they're shit in the garage, and then the worst band ever when their softly-piped music is saving the world in that weird cloud paradise. i think it's a cutting pastiche on the fact that 99% of humans seem hard-wired to love rubbish stuff. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:54, archived)

arf/chuckle

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:46, archived)

Ha Ha!

WOO!

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Goldfish_, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)

HEHE

hmmm.... maybe im over thinking, but do you reckon he started at the bottom and worked his way up. ?

whats trickier, nipping off the stream at the top or hitting the start of the 'z' without any pre-writing dribblage

(GeordieJester, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:41, archived)

hahahahaaa

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gravytrain, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

he he

genius!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

good mourning!

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Purple Onion, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:26, archived)

lol

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:32, archived)

olo

'ning!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:33, archived)

i know that gravestone

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new_matt, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:40, archived)

ning

did this last night but now with added ninginess...

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:21, archived)

Brilliant AND lully - a winning combination!

Bazoo, and 'ning!

I really do like your stuff, y'know.
/platitude

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:22, archived)

cheers

i really need to get off my arse and start looking for some sort of creative work that pays money thanks for the encouragement

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:30, archived)

You thoroughly deserve it.

I can see someone like IKEA loving your work. (Hope that doesn't make your skin fall off in horror - you've just got that tongue-in-cheek good-time vibe that they seem to like). Your coloured-in dancing tea-making anim really reminded me of IKEA, for some reason! :)

But yeah, good luck - I'd hire you, if I wasn't a flippin' self-employed writer. (I'll give you a shout when I need a jacket design, like...) :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:38, archived)

was looking at the nevilles ikea instructions yesterday

so bloody funny they should get him on the case

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:44, archived)

haha, yeah

but they do kinda rip the piss out of a central strand of the IKEA modus operandi!

(why are Revels* the only product that seems comfortable with doing this to itself? That Deerhunter pastiche is a brilliant advert, and a really unique marketing strategy IMHO)

*Oh, wait, I guess Marmite sort of does it, too.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:47, archived)

i gave up on telly about 7 years ago

so i am only vaguely aware of current ad trends
there is good work out there i just don't like to have to trawl through all the crap to see it

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:58, archived)

Ants with plans!

(psd eats stuff. Often., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:09, archived)

Woo!

Thass ace! welcome . . .
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:11, archived)

vlookup-tastic

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:38, archived)

this ^

as they say in the trade, am rather good, what what what

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Liquid Crystal, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:12, archived)

Fantastic

First post.

Woo!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:14, archived)

Cheers everyone

- been lurking for weeks, just waited until I'd had an idea.

(psd eats stuff. Often., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:16, archived)

ah, would you be

the psd that posted on Say Again?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:20, archived)

Yup

I have moments of reckless postage, and then my mind goes wondering off (or I misplace the link and forget to look for it again)

(psd eats stuff. Often., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:22, archived)

good stuff

well, welcome, pull up a leave, you'll never kitten etc....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:23, archived)

'Lo Ben, mate

And 'ning Bilbo (I see you two have already been introduced?)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:24, archived)

'ning Ptols

and not formally.

Any good at drawering?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:27, archived)

Only curtains, chum

why d'you ask?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:29, archived)

Woo !

and a big welcome !

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rabbitz, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:15, archived)

Excellent!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:15, archived)

what a fantastic first post

woo to you! if I had a biscuit, you could have it

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:17, archived)

hehe

Welcome aboard

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:17, archived)

Hoorah!

Now a threadjack...
Banning is a last resort option, and we'd prefer not to use it. Please read our forum rules to ensure we don't have to.
^ That actually says "Please read our forum rules to save us reading them ourselves" - doesn't it? How can I make it say what I really mean?

(Pseudonym, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:21, archived)

'...to ensure we can all stay lovely friends'?

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:25, archived)

Hmmmmm

Could do. But I rather liked the "to ensure we don't have to" - I thought it was quite clever. It would be, too, if I could make it work properly...

EDIT: Or does it work perfectly adequately already? Am I just being a silly pedantic bastard?

(Pseudonym, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:30, archived)

Try

"Banning is a last resort, and we'd prefer not to do it. Please read our forum rules to ensure we don't have to use that option."

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:36, archived)

Yes!

I knew one of you clever B3tans would have the answer. As a token of my gratitude, have a Yay-lion, and an IOU note for a jaffacake.

(Pseudonym, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:40, archived)

'Lovely friends' is much nicer!

:)

Suppose it depends whether you're running some kind of mind-blowingly serious messageboard, though - it wouldn't really work on a paedo victims support network or whatever. :/

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:45, archived)

Gosh, thanks!

*Ptols throws his hat in the air excitedly*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:46, archived)

'...to ensure it doesn't come to this?'

/although I like grey kid's too :¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)

That works too. You may fight Ptolemy for the prize.

/I like grey kid's too, but the rest of the message is quite formal. His would work well on a b3ta-style message, but not this one.

(Pseudonym, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:44, archived)

Too late

I've eaten the Jaffa cake. Sorry.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:47, archived)

No, no

I bow to Ptolemy's superior use of the English language.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)

Cripes

*blushes* - to be honest Geoff, writing's the only damn thing I'm any good at; I'm crap at pictures and often think I'm here under false pretences

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:52, archived)

I like to think of the board in terms of appreciation

as much as talent*

*has none and therefore has yet to post a shopped pic*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:58, archived)

how about...

Banning is a last resort option, and we'd prefer not to use it. Please read our forum rules and stay safe!.

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dingochutney *parp*, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:36, archived)

"Banning is a last resort option, and we'd prefer not to use it. To ensure we don't have to, please read our forum rules."

(Tarhun, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 20:51, archived)

most woo

hello.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:21, archived)

Woo!

That's still ace! (arf!)

(I should perhaps mention that PoetScientistDrinker & myself are acquainted in another universe)

Welcome aboard PSD, mate - you could well have just single-handedly saved the reputation of Newbie Tuesday

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:22, archived)

Agreed

then we won't have to do a "Goodbye Newbie Tuesday" Song

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:24, archived)

superb

front page

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:22, archived)

That's an awesome first post.

Welcome, and may there be many many more. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:24, archived)

Hahahaha Yay!

Woo and welcome.

(Ning all)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:30, archived)

nice one!

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Purple Onion, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:31, archived)

Bazoo stuff!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:45, archived)

you will have

mail - any sec - once I've written it.

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pep, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:54, archived)

Lousy no good beer thieving sons of bitches..

(ChuckAnger Keepin' it real since 1985, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)

Welcome!

Top class first post! And a FP as well! W/Y/H!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:21, archived)

well said

congratualtions to psd on FP

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 12:12, archived)

How rare!

woo and yay, I say.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 20:19, archived)

Whilst searching a midi on the internet

I came across this
It's SFW btw
edit, may not work try this and click on "see a picture/music montage of what ric is about"

(Prune, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:08, archived)

what

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:15, archived)

the

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:15, archived)

hell?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:15, archived)

Ha ha

that's what i thought
edit: you should listen to the midis as well, the blue all rise one is the best

(Prune, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:16, archived)

ahahaha

it looks that many of his favourite things appear to be himself.

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:20, archived)

hahahahahha!

what a guffy!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:32, archived)

/\ this

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:58, archived)

reminds me of Stephen Overall

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:57, archived)

I'm sooooooooooo good to you . . .

Way too cocking large for the board! (650K)
Yippee! C'mon, sing along . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:08, archived)

Wow !

That's Excellent !

W/Y/H/ !

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rabbitz, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:12, archived)

Thanks, hun, it took aaaaaaaaages!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:12, archived)

Blimey Dave

you just answered my question uber quick !

Just as I was typing it infact.....spooky

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rabbitz, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:13, archived)

Hahahaha!

That's Skill!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:12, archived)

Hurrah!

and also:

http://www.b3ta.com/board/5141291

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:13, archived)

Thankee, D

I have no idea where I was in September, then . . .

*shrugs*
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:15, archived)

You were on holiday I think luvvy

it was the week before my wedding

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rabbitz, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:18, archived)

Ahhh . . .

could be . . .
Doh! another FP opportunity that came to nowt . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:21, archived)

*Spazzes* Oh I see !

Yours was very good too !

You can have a late woo !
Meh - I nearly got caught again then, I'm going to have to sneak off and do some w...

Laters :)

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rabbitz, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:23, archived)

ATG eh?

www.atg.com

*stabs eyes out with a spork*

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:19, archived)

*Pops Rik's eyes into a jat of pickled onions*

There! an improptu, yet entertaining party game!
Hurrah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:32, archived)

Morning, Fran

here's an optimontrized version

it looks all right until the Anything Goes bit.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:28, archived)

Coo!

Thankee, Dukey!

I may have that for lunch!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:30, archived)

groovy!

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Purple Onion, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:29, archived)

*applauds*

Smashing :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:29, archived)

Fantabulous!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:31, archived)

Hello, evil henchperson . . .

ready to join me?
or still devoted to GA?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:33, archived)

Of course

What's the evil plan?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:37, archived)

Right,

I reckon we should switch GA's real brain scan with my brain scan . . .

*puts head on photocopier*

*can't find start button*

Help! press 'start'!
Thass why I need you!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)

Hee hee!

*points and laughs*

*makes tea*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:40, archived)

Hey!

Press 'start'!

and then do some ninja high kicks!
Help!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:44, archived)

*Presses copy*

*DTH's everywhere*

Woo

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Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:11, archived)

Fabulous!

Have a WOO!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:54, archived)

woo Dave

That is shitting excellent

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:58, archived)

Thanks all!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)

Special

Cant wait till it hits the theatres.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)

Hehehehe!

They can't afford the law-suits . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)

Most woosome, David.

...apart from the 'Anything Goes' bit!

*ducks*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 11:16, archived)

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mongychops, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:02, archived)

50p per inch?

that dimensional mismatch could make someone a lot of money, if the customers don't notice...

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:08, archived)

Haha !

Ace !

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rabbitz, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:11, archived)

'ello luvvy!

EDIT: Woo! and Arf! Mongy!
*hugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:12, archived)

Ey Up !

*huggles*

How long did it take you to do that anim up there ^^ ?

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rabbitz, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:13, archived)

three minutes . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:16, archived)

heh, nice.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:14, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:51, archived)

Yay

My mate goes like that with negative feedback (only got it once by mistake, its been fixed now)
Is Kat playing Nintencats?

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:55, archived)

for some reason

I love kat's eyes in the second frame.

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SuperMatt, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:55, archived)

yes...

It's bizarrre

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:57, archived)

sorry . . .

IT came sniffing about, I had to log out

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:09, archived)

That's Ok...

I got lost in the realms of w... plus our resident Brazilian wanted me to switch his wireless (that doesn't exist) on on his Laptop

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:16, archived)

noooooooooooooo

not negative feedback! and i suppose technically we've seen Kat playin with herself....?

(mobi I completed the Internet on 'hard'. Twice., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:55, archived)

BUH!

stop putting images in my head

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SuperMatt, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:57, archived)

Woo Yay Hooray!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:57, archived)

Woo Hurray Yay

Next episode pleeeeeze.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:58, archived)

Brill as always!

I just looked at your Kat in the Buff auction on eBay!

Why am I so skint? :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:59, archived)

link?

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SuperMatt, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:02, archived)

www.collectedcurios.com/index.html

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:04, archived)

Woo!

'ning JJ!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:09, archived)

Mr JJ sir

can you post that trick or treat pic again?

pwease?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:17, archived)

Trick....

...or Treat?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:30, archived)

woo!

thanks

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:32, archived)

Hahahahaha

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:32, archived)

More

How are the b3tans today?

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:46, archived)

trying to do the "w" word

but 'ning anyway! and woo (ps Fez day isn't for another two days yet)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:52, archived)

warning, lady bumps

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mongychops, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:41, archived)

This should be made

forthwith!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:42, archived)

It allready has been

You are replying to it

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:43, archived)

More like

"phwoar! lady bumps!*

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:43, archived)

may cause accidents

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gravytrain, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:43, archived)

that is true

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:51, archived)

why

do humans have 2 nipples, as opposed to one, or 3, or 4?

(kaibosh, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:43, archived)

you only have 2?

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:45, archived)

I have a bunch

I keep them in formaldehyde in a dozen old jam jars.

(kaibosh, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:46, archived)

damn!

4 nipples! that would cause mind prolapse in males!

(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:51, archived)

this makes me want to make a new woo anim....

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:44, archived)

i hate

that black eyed peas song

lady lumps or something

god damn

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:45, archived)

what he said

and woo to the pic!!!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:46, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmm.

Ladybumps.

*drools*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:47, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:49, archived)

Don't Go Down To Clapham Common

There's a new fetish in town
Watch Them Screw From Your Car

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:33, archived)

too fast

....

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:37, archived)

i'm not sure if that's sarcasm or not?

help..

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:39, archived)

sorry, wasn't very helpful was it.

what i meant is, in firefox the frames change too quickly for me to read em.

and it's too early for me to read em bit at a time and remember...sad but true.

that's a bit more helpful i think ;)

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:43, archived)

can you give me any insight

as to why IE and firefox display anims at different speeds?
It appears to work fine in mine . . .

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:49, archived)

weird

for me it goes to fast in IE but fine in fire fox.

oh and big woo!

(teh_catt, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:57, archived)

i have no idea

it seems to be random as to the speed in whichever browser.
i've taken to checking my anims in firefox, ie, opera and avant nowadays for teh timings. tiresome.

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:09, archived)

it's all about

fucking dogs up their asses, digital style.

(kaibosh, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:39, archived)

Mine must have run away now

I lost my stylus and havent played with the doggies for a week.
Need it for serious puppy pokeage.
I should have a replacement next week

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:52, archived)

Is it a good game?

I think my girlfriend might like it, but I've never seen a playable demo in the shops.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:23, archived)

Ohhhhh Theres a Suprise inside!!!

(Stedanmar!!! Salami Llama Penis!!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:27, archived)

10CC of man milk?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:31, archived)

dude

you rock

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:32, archived)

where are you on your webcam?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:38, archived)

Im in my office upstairs

(Stedanmar!!! Salami Llama Penis!!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:46, archived)

Are you employed

as a CDC artist?

(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 10:00, archived)

bwarg.

is this ~~mongtard~~ charming young chap a new meme? looks like ~~an adolescent svenno~~ a sexy person.

(kaibosh, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:35, archived)

Cor!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:38, archived)

They're not disabled, just really really lazy (Morris, C)

(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:18, archived)

have i seen this before?

or has mongychops done somthing similar?

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:19, archived)

this is cheaky morning repost of mine.

I was up all night doing GIS i deserve to be able to post a repost- if that sentence makes sense.

(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:20, archived)

yep, tis ok

i like it!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:21, archived)

it doesn't matter, they can all hover.

whit a minute, we're doomed, we're all doomed...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:20, archived)

aaaaaaaaaahh!!!!!!

*runs*

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:20, archived)

yes, but if you keep them

in ramps, maybe they won't realize they can hover

(kaibosh, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:21, archived)

since when...

i've never seen a person in a wheelchair hover

(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:21, archived)

Professor X can...

... in the X-Men cartoon at least...

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:22, archived)

yeah on second thoughts

if people in wheelchairs can hover then that makes me dissabled as im still using my legs...like a minge.

(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:23, archived)

that's a disturbing thought....

a legged minge....

(kaibosh, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:24, archived)

We are proud to present

Charlotte Church, singing a song originally written by DogHorse. So here she is, give her a warm welcome, ladies and gentlemen! Charlotte Church with her new single: I like Bukkake!

(radja, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:16, archived)

alright, if you insist

*fwaps*

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:17, archived)

Cheers!

Now i've got to work with a raging horn!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:18, archived)

she looks like she's in a sea of man milk.

the dirty cow.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:18, archived)

hmm

is she waist deep in bukkake run off as well?

(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:19, archived)

who was it a while back that

was denying b3ta blokes seem Bukkake obsessed?
i thank ewe.

edit - a lovely post there for the ladies of b3ta.

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pep, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:37, archived)

I'm

not obsessed with bukkake, that's just a very small part of a much wider range of perversions :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:43, archived)

not all of us are.

i ,for one, am obsessed with smiteing, ~~raping,~~ pillaging, sacking, looting and burning down villages.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:43, archived)

I think

it's absolutely revolting.
but I am just one person.

(kaibosh, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:44, archived)

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