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# ere...
anyone got that shark munching helicopter dude photo plonked on the 'i want to believe' poster in the x-files? twas funny as fook.
(furey, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# Twunt.
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:07, archived)
# i've got a big...
...Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:07, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:08, archived)
# i prefer:
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:09, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I prefer that too.
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:09, archived)
# In comic sans.
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:10, archived)
# or
Wordart!
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:11, archived)
# woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)
# Who did the other one,
about being raped by a scabby dog?

It was marvelhorse
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:13, archived)
# Ringmuncher
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:08, archived)
# Asspuncher?
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:09, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:09, archived)
# bunkspucket
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:09, archived)
# You're a
twat like a ham sandwich that has been stepped on?
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)
# was that english?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:13, archived)
# sorry.
my emotions temporarily lowered my sense of grammar.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)
# After 3 months of perpetual lurking
HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?

Now cock off you poo-munching arse raiding pool of anal leakage
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)
# What is going on in my head, I do not know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# i wouldn't like to know!

woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# source?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# brown
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# Some ancient advert
Cadbury's / Fry's "Five Boys" campaign.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:07, archived)
# link?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:09, archived)
# Yep
You can get it Here
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:10, archived)
# It's shoddy, I apologise


I emplore someone to do a better version because I think this bites.
(Reverend Creepy, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:01, archived)
# Better than anything I can do
Woo yay!
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# i want what he's having
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# hhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:10, archived)
# That looks
disturbingly like Tony Blair
(DoesExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:58, archived)
# WHERE?!
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# Seamless.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# Sorry JC, No hands is better

Available for funerals, weddings, birthdays, Barmitsfas,
circumsisions and all parties
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Woo!
Top notch!
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# Cor!
That's good
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:07, archived)
# yay for no hands!
and your wonderful hat
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:07, archived)
# hah hah hah hah!!!

ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:11, archived)
# Maximum respect to jesus
Using Takstar TS-600's? I have those, they kick ass.
(CrArC Phwoar!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# pah,
Silly DJs should have learnt an instrument...

Satan wants to rawk!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:08, archived)
# That is...
...quite similar to something I did about a year ago before my laptop went schizo and wiped the hard drive. It had John Paul the Second reppin' it on the tables, wearing a crip bandana.
(Reverend Creepy, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)
# Pffft!
I'd love to have seen that. Shame about the lappie :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:13, archived)
# i've been learning how to use photoshop
and did this logo for my band, what d'you think?

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
no linky = no spam!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:01, archived)
# Is that the Quo on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)
# Shame
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)
# they were "too busy"

causing disasters somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# Looks more like the Krankies...
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)
# No.
I look like Sgt.Oddball from Kelly's Heroes.

That isn't terribly interesting, but I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# no more heroes anymore...
its good. how about some bling on each sillouhette?
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)
#
like a beef medallion?
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Aah!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# exactly.
or perhaps a ring made of a chicken's severed head. something that says 'Hey, I'm Urban, and if you dont like that, tough cookies mr.'
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:08, archived)
# What sort of music?
Cross over between Nelly furtado and Telly Savalas?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:17, archived)
# :S
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)
# The bees what?
/apostrophe police

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:53, archived)
# flower
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)
# Fullstop actually.
[read: Period].
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)
# Great title
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:55, archived)
# meh?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)
# The hideous offspring of the birds & the bee's fullstop
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Icey.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# Pffft
This
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:55, archived)
# What!?
What are you talking about? You're imagining apostrophies now!

' ' '
''
' ''' '
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)
# Ninja edit!
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:01, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# possesive is quite interesting, actually
it's like a vestige of cases that were dropped
from the Germanic roots. In case languages (such as
Latin) nouns change form, but in English they
are essentially static except for the possesive.

Now have a stupid pic to counter all that
intellectual crap.
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(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:10, archived)
# Dude,
this shit keeps getting better and better ;D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)
# argh!

kill it with spoons
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)
# That bee's got no knees!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)
# It has
one testicle resembling knee!
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:55, archived)
# haha
Top hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:58, archived)
# woo!

and I bet you anything it give Rik the 'orn
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)
# blah
Linked since it's probably NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)
# NO PUBES!
*spunts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:53, archived)
# it is NSFW.
but woo
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:53, archived)
# Anyone in particular?
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)
# Nobody we know.
source
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:55, archived)
# Pffft!
"Private Voyeur". Have fun researching?!
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)
# It's a work project, I swear!
Or at least it's done at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)
# You spelt
"wank" wrong!
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)
# Pun Time Frankie!
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(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:49, archived)
# Hamfinger
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:51, archived)
# Is he carrying a beef a round with him?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# Beef Medallion!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# Yes.
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:51, archived)
# and their branding gets EVERYwhere
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:51, archived)
# HAHA!
That is class.
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)
# hehehe

nike really is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)
# pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha
christ
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:53, archived)
# got a beef with someone?
arf
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:55, archived)
# don't have a cow man!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)
# That guy is such a jerky.
argh! the punnage!
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)
# Hamtoucher?
Maybe 'cunt with a mike'?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)
# at the risk of starting a riot...
can we have non-fluffeh fluffeh tiem?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:46, archived)
# Spikey Tiem!
*ow!*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:47, archived)
# Spikeh fluff!
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:47, archived)
# Don't piss the pufferpug off...
... it'll inflate, then piss on the chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:47, archived)
# thats why
I dont eat dog.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:49, archived)
# word up salmon!
hows leicester? have a pearoast from earlier to remind you of good ol' devon

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)
# heehee meanwhile, in ClientLogic Headquarters...
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
Matt fell on his head the other day poor fellow...

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
So long as he can still make Mr AItken angry then he's ok.

Careful, your new PS might tell you off for being on B3ta. Janine told me about Darren's new fluffy haircut. COuld you get me a pic?
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)
# I'll see what I can do, it is quite magical...
have you got the address for your flickr account? I wanna see!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:01, archived)
# here it is. not very exciting.
www.flickr.com/photos/salmonpants
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# Does poor Darth Munki not get a mention in your profile?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:09, archived)
# Yay
Fluff is gay
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:50, archived)
# gay eh?
that would explain the heinously distended jaw......
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)
#
You should see his arse
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:53, archived)
# Will Young has a jaw like that
.. hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ..based on experience?......don't ask
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha
it's past sainsbury's on the left
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:41, archived)
# Less a game...
More a lost dream...
Woo!
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:42, archived)
# She looks fustrated/bored
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:43, archived)
# Haha!
I won!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:43, archived)
# the what?
.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:44, archived)
# Cillit.
(Bang)
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:44, archived)
# I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:44, archived)
# Jay and Silent Bob?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)
#
It's under the rug in the bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:47, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)
# Rubbish
It's a Greek island.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:56, archived)
# haha!

it's that thing that when I stroke it, my wife
starts shouting out other men's names.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:51, archived)
# arf!
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:53, archived)
# L'arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 19:55, archived)
# "Heeeey yoooou guyyyys!"

Bigger twunt is better
Noon everyone!
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(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)
# Yikes
animate it hard.

woo tho
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:39, archived)
# ^this^
rotate the bastard!

Woo btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:49, archived)
# that scares me!! *shudder*
'noon to you miss!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:40, archived)
# He is ment to scare
Sorry, I mean It
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:44, archived)
# Whoa.
Niiiice!
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:41, archived)
# Cheers
Just something his parents knocked up.
I haven't posted any new shoppery in agess!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:42, archived)
# only blair
could go one better than being a two-faced cunt
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:41, archived)
# He looks like Charles I... he had 3 heads too.
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:41, archived)
# there was me thinking he was just two-faced
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:46, archived)
# crikey
just this afternoon i was thinking of doing a Sloth tony Blair with the exact same caption! :)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)
# I think
that thought is doing its rounds
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# That gave me teh fear
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:07, archived)
# any takers?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:36, archived)
# That gives me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:36, archived)
# it gives you the `orn?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:37, archived)
# do you know what else gives me the 'orn?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:40, archived)
# the word "the"?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:42, archived)
# Oh, my knob don't half ache.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:45, archived)
#
www.elwa.org.uk/elwaweb/elwa.aspx?pageid=4391
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:58, archived)
# the incredible "don`t post pictures of real baps on the board" field?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:37, archived)
# tits! tits!
now i'm going to get teh sack, and then i'm going to come round and fuck you right in the ear
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)
# Me?
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# no you just fucking wish...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:07, archived)
# alan titmarsh?
groan...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)
# Tit mouse?
/Hello all.
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:40, archived)
# Yes!
I'll take 3 please, unwrapped - I'll eat them now.
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)
# pearoast
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:40, archived)
# Abby tit mouse
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:41, archived)
# tit-marsh?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:44, archived)
# That's the funnyest thing I've ever seen...
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:46, archived)
# haahaa
thats making me feel rather sea sick
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha
the dirty old goat
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)
# Wooo
That is fookin ace!!

Oi! Dimmock! Get a bra on you silly old moose!
(strangeone456789, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:58, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa
wonga wonga wonga wonga
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)
# Gabber and Grubber?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:47, archived)
# Sorry again
(Dark Lord, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)
# it'sway away akesnay!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:32, archived)
# yay!
get her!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:33, archived)
# hahaha
Snake please carol.

ok.. AHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:33, archived)
# Woo
and wonderfully optimised too!
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:34, archived)
# Haha!
How queer!
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:36, archived)
# haha

X-Treme Countdown
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:36, archived)
# put a badger in the consonants
and it will be perfect
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:37, archived)
# crazy
CRAZY

how are you, crazy?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:37, archived)
#
I'm okay, it's the others.
Looking forward to going to Paris on Thursday.
Are you going on holiday again?
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:40, archived)
# yeah
Dominican Republic for thanksgiving with my grandparents. YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:47, archived)
# Arf!
Wombat molesterers
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:37, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:39, archived)
# ya twistin my melon man...
hello Vanderhoff.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:43, archived)
# haha
most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha
super!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:45, archived)
# Chinstrap Shirt
This a shirt I'm going to get made before Thursday (hopefully) So people know who I am at the B3TA Soho meet. Cheers :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:31, archived)
# do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:34, archived)
# SPAM!
(I will delete this post if you send me a free one)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:34, archived)
# ^ that
er.. me too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:36, archived)
# no!

BLACK MAIL!!

*Or IC2 if your a policeman*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:37, archived)
# Mr Gear is a policeman
and I`m his bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:40, archived)
# That's correct.
*pulls on Rik's leather leash*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:42, archived)
# that gives me the fucking `orn
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:43, archived)
# cool!

i wish I had a bitch...*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:43, archived)
# we`ll all be your bitch.. bitches for chinstrap t-shirts
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:44, archived)
# hmmm

I see you're not easily bought...

How about one with DTH face on it? I've got a bout 30 of them left over from a failed Ebay auction...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:46, archived)
# !
could be good for a laugh actually
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:52, archived)
# i'd take a salty load
for a t-shirt, no worries

just not right after Rik eh
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:47, archived)
# you'll get bumraped in soho wearing that

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:35, archived)
# Ah!

*Doubles up in T-shirts*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:36, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
ACE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:53, archived)
# Go on Google it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:25, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:26, archived)
# hang on...
I'm off to find the thread!

Edit:
www.b3ta.com/board/5326892
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)
# Things that hold bullets in chains
at least it's not the bullet casings
(I helped save b3ta! Krysath Mwahahahahahaha *hides*, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:30, archived)
# I know this
I just didn't know why.

I do now.

Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:34, archived)
# my
pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Krysath Mwahahahahahaha *hides*, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:42, archived)
# googles
doesn't speak french
is dissapointed
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:27, archived)
# i can't get graons into by goggles
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:29, archived)
# looks like what's needed here...
...is some magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:42, archived)
# A Penguin in HipHop Attire...
as suggested by Mofaha


bigger!

Previously: 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1biroart
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:25, archived)
# HAhaha
the fish is an excellent touch.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:26, archived)
# brilliant!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Shizzle ma nizzle
dat da bom!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Whats up P?
Nuthin' just chillin'

possibly.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:26, archived)
# wasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)
# aaaaapparently the hanger plastic bits are last season
this season it`s the price tags, left on..

now go back and make another one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:29, archived)
# This penguin
hasn't caught up with the latest shizzle yet.

Well spotted though!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:36, archived)
# stunning
shimply shtunning
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:27, archived)
# Arf!
There are awesome!
(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:27, archived)
# love the medallion
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:27, archived)
# pizzle my shizzle
thass rizzle dizzle bizzle wizzle my nizzle
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)
# why does snoop dog always carry an umbrella?
fo drizzle
(blakey - all ipod-ed up n'all!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:36, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:37, archived)
# arf arf

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:39, archived)
# snoooooooooooooooooop
sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.b3ta.com/board/5327230
(blakey - all ipod-ed up n'all!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:42, archived)
# Tha's
C to-the izzool.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:54, archived)
# why does Flava Flav wear a clock round his neck?
So he can tell the time.

My 3rd favourite joke of all time that.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:47, archived)
# that is truly excellent.
i woo you
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bangin'!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:30, archived)
# ooooh
Khaki - but not canvas
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:31, archived)
# He's wearing jeans.
Denim is a kind of canvas.
Yes it is
Don't argue.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:32, archived)
# You must be very proud of number 7 there

(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5327272
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)
# Lovely as always
(your counting still hasn't improved though) :-)
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:33, archived)
# Gah!
*changes template and saves it this time*

Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:34, archived)
# Heh
no probs
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:40, archived)
# nice number
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)
# Haha!
He's Dope
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)
# Stan knew it was risky, but the smell of peperoni was too much for him


If this makes no sense, please see
http://www.b3ta.com/board/5327019
and then continue to look blank.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:14, archived)
# That's very woo for a Tuesday.
Well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:15, archived)
# what a tit
arf
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Great!
:¬}
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Funnily enough...
...I was just about to post this link.

Which I found when searching BBC News for the story.

And I still think the pay-off line in the original story was the bit about the bird being shot "while cowering in the corner"! =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
the cockroaches made her cry. hahaha.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)
# I've just seen that...
...and was in the middle of a ninja edit to point it out. Your ninja skills outweigh mine!*

* possibly
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)
# the skill is in the training
and that today i am doing absolutely nothing except looking at the board because people's imagination and creativity are vastly greater than my own.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:21, archived)
# Can I be your understudy?
Like in Kill Bill - only I promise I won't kill you at the end (as long as you don't pluck my eye out)

Ooh! * SPOILER *

/imdb boards
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha!
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)
# for no reason....
aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
zapatopi.net/themes/dactylfractalzoom.html
(harrypsauce, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)
# thats handy.
and hideous.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)
# Blimey
(o.o)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:21, archived)
# Hah!
that's skill!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)
# that's a classy looking establishment
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha
super!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Ha ha
now that's a bit woo.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Excellent!
Go, sparrow, go!
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nice one, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Now the news in pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)
# Last one.... promise!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:12, archived)
# WINNER!
Except fior the Belarus one, of course)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:13, archived)
# Hoots!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:13, archived)
# ..all under one roof...
nice
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Please do Belarus. Oh please.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:13, archived)
# just for you
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:14, archived)
# wa-hey!
[...desperately thinking of other 'r' us possibilities...]
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Icarus.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:20, archived)
# he never did?
jamaica?
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:24, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:25, archived)
# Aaah, a bindun.
Excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Bwa ha.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Hil
arious

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:14, archived)
# haha!

Jesus Christ, what's that smell!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:14, archived)
# ahaha
100% ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:14, archived)
# 'Lo goigeous.
Did you see the Camden pics in flickr?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:20, archived)
# Ace!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Good!
Yes, good!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:17, archived)

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