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# Australia just
qualified for the World Cup for the first time in over 30 years.

the opposing striker, Alvaro Recoba, or Uruguay, looks like this:

(BadLuck13RiotExtravaganza, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)
# the socceroos
should not call themselves "the socceroos" if they don't want to be laughed off the pitch every single game
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Yeah - like that time when they beat England
how we laughed...
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:24, archived)
# nah you dreamed that
it never happened, just like we never lost to northern ireland

*whistles
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:25, archived)
# so they will be going to germany then
and a week later turning up in earls court and working in a pub in the westend
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:20, archived)
# yes, but without them
who would charge £5:95 for a pint of Guinness?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:21, archived)
# your lucky if you get a full pint round here
3 cunting times i had to get one pint topped up yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
You're not supposed to drink half of it and then ask for it to be topped up . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:24, archived)
# have you not been
to byron bay in Australia?

I went there for a week and nearly wound up with an accent from Liverpool.
(BadLuck13RiotExtravaganza, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:24, archived)
# i can only appologise if that is true
but do us a favour and keep them there
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:25, archived)
# YES!
THIS!!

*hopes it's Sonia*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:25, archived)
# and the entire cast of bread
and the liver birds, and carla lane
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:26, archived)
# oohhh carla lane
don't get me fucking started, anything described as a "gentle" comedy should be burnt and pissed on
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:28, archived)
# You know what they say though David!
Better the Devil you know!


Ooh! David! Have you been to JollyJack's website today? He's put up a FanArt section so you can send him your coloured in pixel piccys now and share a stage with him!

Whoop Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Coo!
I may do . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Anytime Gorgeous!
*manloves*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:31, archived)
# sad day if england lose to them
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:20, archived)
# haha
it's happened before.

Mind you, not many people in Australia give a shit about soccer. It's just an excuse to get pissed.
(BadLuck13RiotExtravaganza, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:22, archived)
# what about rugby, hehehe
or cricket, hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:23, archived)
# SSSSSHH!
(BadLuck13RiotExtravaganza, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:25, archived)
# So is breathing
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:23, archived)
# THIS!
^^
(BadLuck13RiotExtravaganza, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:32, archived)
# I thought that was called...
... morning
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:24, archived)
# I think that is where the problem lies.
You call a game, in which you mainly use hands, football and the game of kings, where everyone, barring the goalkeeper and Maradona, only use their feet Soccer!

Weirdos!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:26, archived)
# Australian football was
officially registered 'Football' before any other game in the world.

but you're right... people here wonder the same thing.

Mind you, what else are we supposed to call it?
(BadLuck13RiotExtravaganza, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Aussie Rules Hand and sometimes football?
And call Soccer Football coz that's what it's called :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:31, archived)
# yes, I am sorry
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:15, archived)
# HA hA HA !!!
Or Perhaps...
"Starfleet! if you see this ship after 5 pm, it has been stolen!"
(smirker neverletmetellyabouttheraggamuffinbiznessandting!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)
# 'My other spaceship is a Klingon Bird of Prey'

'Honk if you borg!'

'How's my warping?'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:17, archived)
# My "mothership" is a... etc?
Long time no post - then I do one like that. *sigh*
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:20, archived)
# "If the nacelles are rocking, don't come knocking"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Are you positive?
woo!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Unhappy with the working conditions on the star fleet?
Dare You Cross.......



....the picard line!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:22, archived)
# oooh Being John Luc-Picard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:23, archived)
# ahhh
one of the many idea's to go on my "Films they should have made" list
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Is that
Jean Luc Picket or Jean Luc Placard?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:26, archived)
# take your pick--(ard)
it was picket, but i like your placard one though
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:55, archived)
# haha yay

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:23, archived)
# haha!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:26, archived)
# Woo!
and furthermore, Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:27, archived)
# i love you

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Arf!
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Baby on Board


AHH! You can barely read it.
(Rubberbulletkisses, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha
that is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:43, archived)
# looked better in my head


inspired by this
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)
# shhh
don't tell everyone....


I mean, FP it hard.
(manky dog, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:18, archived)
# really?
or sarcasm?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:19, archived)
# no really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:20, archived)
# I must say
that is good
(manky dog, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:21, archived)
# thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:23, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:24, archived)
# I don't even like them...

Part One of a (probable) One Part Series...
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)
# sheffield
Wednesday
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Shefield Wednesday ?
....
(smirker neverletmetellyabouttheraggamuffinbiznessandting!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Manchester
Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)
#
cook shark cake nessie needs-a-cdc
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Winner!
I thought about a magenta cdc for that last one as well.
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
He SOOOOOO needs a cock in his face!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)
# i bet you say that to all the boys

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Perfect!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
send it to his family...
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Nah!
send it to celebrityfakes!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:23, archived)
# ha ha that made his Day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:21, archived)
# The Blair Witch Magnet!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)
# The cook the eel his wife and her dead presenter
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)
# I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Stop showing off and GUESS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:15, archived)
# Cooksnakecakefakerobin?
(kuntybawz, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)
# That's an 'owler
It is Wednesday, I suppose
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:18, archived)
# More star trek punnage
Teh Captains log

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

quick and dirty, sorry
(smirker neverletmetellyabouttheraggamuffinbiznessandting!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Thanks for that...








...think I'll skip lunch now.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Pea Roast
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
The Starfish Enterprise

(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)
# ouch !
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

the storked woman made me think
(I helped save b3ta! 33321 .................................................., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)
# did you RHEA-ly have to?
Arf! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)
# TOP SHOP!
needs a twitchy nose and oblong teeth though . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)
# ;)

Oh go on then. He's not been out for a while :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)
# WHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*Loves Mofaha for the rest of today and most of tomorrow*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)
# herons?



rp 2827022
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Strained!
like this effort from yesterday



Take a woo from the middle shelf.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Tell me you don't think of this?
(Chopper3, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# no i didn't think of this
but now will forever more :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)
# It's a shame that movie is going to suck so bad.
The comic was ace.

[Edit] Did I say woo? I meant to.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)
# ^this
without having any idea what the film will be like.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)
# They got the guys who made the Matrix to do it
The Wachoskis or whatever. Pretentious twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)
# The trailer looked ok..
but it appears everyone is saying it's going to be shit, dodgy script etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Alan Moore walked out on it.
They're trying to make it less British, and more like the stereotypical American concept of Britishness.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Is Dick Van Dyke playing V?
Mind you, Alan Moore walking off the project is probably enough of a hint.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:23, archived)
# from an interview he gave
he just walked out on general principles (And turned down the money) because he said that he would after the balls up they made of the last thing he was involved in
(ceebs, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:31, archived)
# they did manage to utterly
bastardify the League of Extraordinary Gentleman. Which must've been quite difficult considering a frame-by-frame of the comic would've made a decent film.
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Alan Moore has thrown his toys about it particularly about the made up American version
of British slang. In America they apparently have some form of breakfast called 'Egg in a basket' - and the script references this as made up British "eggy in a basket". I have no idea what this is, and can't be bothered googling it. The fact they couldn't be bothered doing some research... Stupid bastards. I mean. Eggy?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Why do yank moviemakers always think they
know better than the writer of a successful book about what makes something successful?
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:53, archived)
# How Henry VIII chose his wives.


Notte fafe For Worke!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:58, archived)
# hahaha!
That's great!

woo to the sourcepics
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
ACE!
More NSFW Anne Bolyn action!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# bah!
i demand a refund
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Ha ha!
/Nelson Muntz


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)
# this^^
curses.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)
# hahahahaaa
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Hehehe
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# haha!
.canvas :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Hehehe
apparently so.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
you have all teh extensions!

.canvas
.pamphlet
.papyrus
.woodcut
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Just
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)
# love
that
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:58, archived)
# oh yes,
build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day,
set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Very
profound.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:03, archived)
# It's not a chemical
that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)
# White Phos
is fucking ace! Its not only them damn Americans that use it by jove!!
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:17, archived)
# I studied chemistry
I have several textbooks that attest to phosphorous being a chemical.

I like the American excuse: "It doesn't count as a chemical weapon because we haven't signed up to any of the international agreements banning chemical weapons, therefore we can use it on who we want while still making a fuss at other people who may or may not have had chemical weapons which may or may not have been sold to them by us."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:15, archived)
# everything is a chemical
water is a chemical.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:19, archived)
# I think the point is
they dropped a burning chemical on a densely populated civilian area. Then they denied it. Then they admitted it, but said it wasn't a chemical. Then they said it was ok anyway, because they hadn't signed the international treaty banning it.

But yes, water is a chemical.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:26, archived)
# As is dihydrogen monoxide.
www.dhmo.org

Read this website, your life may very well depend on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:31, archived)
# I love the quote..
"The combined effects of the fire and smoke - and in some case the terror brought about by the explosion on the ground - will drive them out of the holes so that you can kill them with high explosives,"

Ain't war fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Bloody civilians
hiding away from being bombed, what on earth were they thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:24, archived)
# and
the only reason people fight wars is for their large fun component, eh.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:31, archived)
# i've heard about the shock and horror that the mericans used white phosphor
but why is this so bad? I know nothing about it.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Well, as seems to be the theme today...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# haha !
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Pffffft!!!!!
I want to stroke it!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Arf!
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# ohhh yes
that's grand
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)
# brill
iant
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
that's like when my penis talks to me!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Hurrah
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Hehehe,
I've got loads of these...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# awsome teleport effect there!
unfortunately the joke was so bad it gave me eye cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:39, archived)
# It's my 700th post. :o
So here's something inspired by truly horrific punnage yesternight:



http://www.b3ta.com/board/5329195
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Well, there's a turnip for the books!

Yay! congrats!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)
# (brussel) Sprout forth your puns of wisdom
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)
# When you ask Dave
You TAP the ROOT of all puns
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# he must have got a potato clock in the morning
to make that one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# you carrot be serious!
Up all night!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# soups you!
Stop this corriander!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Oi!
You can't just swap from veg to herbs! There's no thyme . . .

EDIT: Bah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)
# I used the tenuous
make it about soup trick.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Better than half-pars nip
in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:58, archived)
# I used to play tuber
in the local orchestra
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)
# were you paid by the hour
or on a celery?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# thyme and a half
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaha
veg puns are ace.

Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)
# They're not always easy though
some are quite chard . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
# hehe
cant believe i laughed at that
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)
# eat more beans
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# ^ the master
fanbloodytastic
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# brilliant
that's a neato what now right

wyh!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Have a Cowboy
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)
# yee har!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)
# ooh
ta
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# His right hand
scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:14, archived)
# good lord
thats very realistic
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)
# tis very cool
you're good at this aren't you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)
# and you
are too kind
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
# What/Who
are you hosting with? Damn Websense.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# msn
groups
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)
# no
wonder
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Will do
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# hurrah
great stuff - and the squarest eyes I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# HD
made a completely square-eyed person, I seem to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:17, archived)
# yup - sure did
the man who watched too much telly !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# I'll leave now shall I?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)
# arf!
herons above!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)
# I'll wader it's a nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Only if you've
been bittern
(Teh Other Bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)
# I am a plover of bird puns . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)
# There's a "Shag" joke here somewhere...
but I'm not going to make it
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# best not
could tern nasty...
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# pfft!
you said shag
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Find pipe tobacco funny, do you?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Shag you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)
# ba
dum heh
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# sorry
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! 33321 .................................................., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)
# yes you bloody well should be
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# you are teh vere silly.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Make it slow, Mr Data
by internet is f*ing b0rked. Unless mine is fine ans all yours sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Grarf...



(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)
# argh!
*woo
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# *SPANG!*
nicely animated!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
# rarrr!!!


its a picard kind of day
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)
# apparently i missed out on a bit of fun yesterday..
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Glasgow
is sunny.

Let's play in the park.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha! class

NeoThermic
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)
# noon mate
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)
# hey baby.. how goes it

*n
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)
# not too bad
poor and gonna get worse. i hate bloody house moves. bash attendance is looking doubtful :(

/smj
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# meh to that
could be worse.. you could be moving house with a narky yappy woman..

NeoThermic
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# i might become a high-class rent boy for a while
just to get some cash in

*n
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)
# no offence mate, but you`d be better hanging around the Lord Stanley punting for ... punters ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# don't talk to him
he arranges bashes and then.......fucking says he's not coming
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# oh yeah I forgot about that
.. fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)
# i'm gonna do my best to attend
but at the moment i'm a couple of hundred quid short of a roof over my head
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
# sell everything you own
you will have more money and less stuff to move
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# yeah gonna sell my car and decks
if that goes well i may be able to afford it

but i'll get fuck all for my motor
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# meh fuck that.. go and live with mongy and his dad :)
oh and we definitely need a bigger venue - teh imperial will kick us out :)

I say we trash Emvee`s missus`s place.. but I`ll blame it on you, man man man
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# bloody dear pub she's got
edit; yeah live with us, it stinks of piss, but it's our piss
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:58, archived)
# then we kidnap Emvee and make her charge reasonable prices for an evening for his safe return
... or take over the Hog`s Head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# is there no massive wetherspoon's?
/cheapo
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# there is one on the square itself
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)
# lets do that
there will be plenty of tables if we get in early and it will be cheap as chips
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)
# no, it's tiny and very very bad
there's a bigger one on charing cross road. But Rik's suggestion of the hogshead isn't too bad either.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)
# true
but the hogs isn't cheep
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:22, archived)
# equally true
but the CX wetherspong's is much larger, so would be better than leetster sq
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:27, archived)
# that was a funny bandwagon





NeoThermic
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
# more star trek punnage
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# not exactly a pun . . .
but Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# oh dearie me
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Haha
That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# This... is beyond genius.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# love
that
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Meanwhile...

For Lunch today I have two turkey, tomato, lettuve and mayonnaise sandwiches,
a sausage roll, a bridie and apple and a pear all washed down with several cups of tea.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Chicken Soup
with french breadie thing and more almonds
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Sounds not bad!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# baked potatty with lashings of butter, ham, salad, coke and ciggies

make it sos Admiral Drew
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# That's a braw sounding tayter
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# all in one spud!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Ahhhhh
lovely fags
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# "except in their country fag means cigarette"
"will you call that man a cigarette then"

*titters*
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# heehee
family guy ftw :P
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:14, archived)
# 'Women's hormones, phlegm, phlegm and more phlegm!'
expectorates Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# yum
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Phlem make a good ending to a meal
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# not as good as more phlegm!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# yummy
A corned beef, cheese, lettuce and brown sauce sandwich on wholemeal bread
lots of celery sticks,
a spring onion,
a pint of orange squash
and as many penguins as I can eat.

myoldmansaidfollowthevans Griffin Saver
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Sounds grand apart from the celery
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# You didn't strike me as a celeryist Duke
I suppose you are one of thse "I don't mind it really, as long as it keeps itself to itself and doesn't move in next door. Mind you they're not as bad as the radishes." kind of people eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# That's me, I don't mind radishes
but those celeries, I just don't trust 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Hmmm
Today, in about 5 mins, I will be eating a curryfied turkey breast and some nice rice, washed down by gallons of tea, thence to the laundrette to have to last of my soul sucked out of me...sigh
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Braw!
a bit of turkey is grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# cheese ham and pickle sandwich
and lots of chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# That's a good sandwich
but I think that you should have two. Don't eat too much chocolate or you'll end up buying Hello magazine and watching soaps on telly all evening.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)
# A very crap...
Chicken roll sandwich (with tons and mustard and salt an dpepper to try and distract from the awfulness of the chicken)
Smoky bacon walkers
A time out bar
satsuma
coffee and fags
2 sudafed
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Is it that chicken roll which tastes like sewage?
I had stuff like that once and I haven't touched it since.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Give it to Jimmy

along with forty piece of bandwagon


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Na, Jimmy wouldn't touch that
Jimmy likes salad and one vodka for lunch. He'd be good at fixing broken piece of bandwagon though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)
# several bacon butties
with eggs and mushrooms and tomato sauce

plus Tea - drink of kings
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# That is a braw lunch!
the only thing I would change to that is the tomato sauce and replace it with no sauce at all
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# oooh noooo
have to have sauce and i've run out of brown
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)
# i really don't know
it might be more guinness/vodka, but i might eat something today aswell
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Have guinness and vodka
with ice cubes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)
# or guinness and champagne for black velvet
or guinness and cider for poor mans black velvet
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)
# ok sweet and sour rice
with spicy salsa and tabassco, some satay sticks,
2 pretzels,
a slice of cold pizza,
6 cherry jaffa cakes and 4 regular ones.
washed down with a spetzi (crazy eh?)
and 2 ciggarettes
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# That's a fine spicy lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# tis rather
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# haha!

spinach salad with lots of bacon grease
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Braw!
bacon grease if tasty stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Excellent fact today Duke!
For lunch I'll probably have 3 and a half oranges, and half a pint of ink... or whatever else I can find in the freezer.
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# like vintage Kia-Ora . . .
The Duke just keeps improving!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Mmm... vintage Kia-Ora
I had a case of that... wonder where it went... don't suppose you've seen it? ;-)
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)
# err . . .

no . . .

*runds away*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)
# You can run, but you can't hide...
well you can, but I know where you've hidden. Now I just have to find Des Lynham ;-)
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)
# arf!
...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# *sniggers*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# You should have those burgers
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Hmmm
Not entirely sure about that... don't know what might be in 'em... ;-)
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Go and get yerself one of those cheese burgers with cheese in the centre of the burger.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Spicy Pumpkin & Chicken Soup
Warm Butler Salad with Chinese Leaves

Summer Fruits Oasis

adpots jacksonville
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Grand!
that's a good winter warmer of a soup
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Just had parsnip soup
with buttered bread tainted with marmite.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Smashing,
soup is good food and so is marmite sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Half a dozen
"Pikelets".
Don't know what the fuck they are. They look like crumpets that have been trodden on or run over. Disappointing.
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Pikelets?
I've just researched them and they look like pancakes to me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Got them from
Marks and Spencers. They have holes in the top like crumpets, but are only about a third of an inch thick. Packet says they are "delicious with melted butter".
I says crumpet not pancake :P
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# holes on the top?
yep, sounds like a crumpet, 'Picklets'...what a stupid name, I'd be embarrassed asking for them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)
# great facts!
A hair cut and a crap sandwich today

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Have the haircut first so that the sandwich gets all hairy . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# I had my hair cut
the other day

bit keep dropping onto things it's no fair I'm too young to go bald yet
(gianthead, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# I'm getting my hair cut next week
and I'll probably have a sandwich after that too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)
# for lunch today, I shall be having Robert de Niro`s cock between two cream crackers, washed down by 2 gallons of imported vomit

/same old boring lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Pah!
You can't beat a bit of good ol' British vomit!

It may be a little bit more expensive, but it's worth it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# How queer!
You should spice your lunch up with a plate of steak, that's what you need.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
# meh to that
/nips out for a veggie whatever-is-still-on-the-shelves sanger
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# I'm surprised you have the strenght to lift your arms up to a shelf
let alone carry a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)
#
Reheated Chilli Con Carne and rice (from last night) King Size packet of Tayto Cheese And Onion, Snickers Coffee and fags
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Snickers Coffee?
when will this Marathon tainting end?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Snickers AND Coffee...
*couldn't locate a Nutty bar
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Star Bar.. that`s what you want
food of kings
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Grand!
a bit of chilli is always good, especially when it's reheated chilli
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)
# a packet of Bassets
Fruit Allsorts, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)
# They're good but you need more
have crisps with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahah
That's a beaut
Food's for wankers

/food might not be for wankers
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)
# You should have macaroni and cheese
that's a good feed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# right now I'm eating a
cracker loaded down with double gloucester with chives and onions

I hope for a more fulfilling lunch soon
(gianthead, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)
# That's a good snack
You should have soup for lunch today, there are a few people eating that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)
# I generally
need something a bit solider than soup particularly something with MEAT cos I'm carnivorous (or cheese will do)
(gianthead, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Have soup with meat in it
and cheese sandwiches for pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)
# braw!
but I've got a jaffa bar saved up for dessert
(gianthead, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)
# *edit* oops it's actually pasta bake...
some bread. and maybe a new Warburtons Pizza crumpet
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Braw
Pizza crumpet? sounds interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)
# My DTF radar failed me
I am currently eating 2 (yes, TWO) salmon mayo/mustard sandwiches. I'd run out of tuna but tinned salmon is a good substitute. I was quite concerned about the mustard/mayo/salmon combination but it works well.

I am also about to eat a few cheesey footballs and a jammie wagon wheel.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)
# pssst!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)
# He was topoffthetea
or summat . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# bt
ACDC
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Hey!
I've been pestering you for abot 15 mins . . .

Is MSN b0rked?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)
# teh msn went a bit spacky earlier
it was weird.. I could only see 3 people online, which I`ve not seen since I signed up about 4 years go
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Braw!
that sounds like a good combination to me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)
# 6 rounds of toast
with two poached eggs and tin of tuna big dollop of tescos watery mustard.Mug of strong tea. All scoffed with my feet up watching an episode of 24 -series two. Oh and a couple of roll-ups.
(jaffacakes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# That is a good comfortable lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Yes Yes Yes
A bag of Chips!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)
# I think
you should have chips with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)
# with chip sauce!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Don't tempt me!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Yes, go on
have more chips.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Braw!
a lunch fit for a tink!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)
# I'm having
a panda-burger with a side salad of veal livers
three metric tons of sand
Alan Wicker's cat (fried in butter)
a cigarette
coffee

and that cheese sandwich which is still lying around somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Braw!
veals are great.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)
# crunchie tuna on
ciabatta. (crunch was thin strips of carrot)
(Harry Monk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Sounds quite bland, you know what that needs?
a generous dollop of mustard!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)
# I gave up waiting
so have just finished beans on toast, with a bit of grated red leicester. your lunch sounds ace!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Braw!
I like a spot of beans on toast! that's a fine lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Braw!
I'm having two cheese ham and marmite toasties,
rib and saucy nik naks
apple muller light
tea

and a cigarette

I'm so naughty
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Grand!
Nik naks are a good snack
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Covent Garden soup -
lentil and smoked bacon - with three buttered rolls. Golden Syrup cake and a couple of cups of tea.
(trumpet, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)
# That is a braw, BRAW lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# yum
cottaging pie.(homo made)... now for a few pints
(I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)
# yum yum yum!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Bah to my later lunch slot - I'm late!
There was soup in the canteen which was
on the board like this:
chicken and mushroom soup.
I guess they ran out of chicken :¬{
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# That sounds like disappointing soup
did you complain? your canteen sounds worse than mine, well, their steak pie is good and so is their lasagne.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# It's free so can't moan too much
plus it's a big hotel so we often get good
stuff from the proper restaurant when they
cook too much
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Free is good
Ah, you work in a hotel, wou will get some good food then, braw.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)
# well today im having...

Seafood Udon Noodles (which stunk out the office ...oops)

Packet of Chilli Rice Cakes

Flapjack washed down with a poweraid (artic shatter)


Not the Healthiest in the world but was v Nice all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Braw! as I always like to say:
"A good lunch should always stink the place out"

Poweraid? that sounds exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)
# ..and remember to recycle
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:29, archived)
# hehehe

lazy civil servants! they're up to it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)
# have they sexed it up?
do they know what sex avian flu it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)
# haha
that`s teh clever
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)
# v
good init
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)
# clever
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)
# The end is nigh!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:24, archived)
# ha
thats kraken.
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:26, archived)
# argh! the puns!
they're too much!

armageddon outta here
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# any more and it will be the end of days
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:29, archived)
# oh there he gozer gain.
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Hehehe!
but Revelation singular . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:29, archived)
# If you`re gonna quote from the book of Revelation
Don`t keep calling it the book of Revelations
There`s no "s", it`s the book of Revelation
As revealed to St. John the Divine

See also: Mary Hopkin
she must despair

and further more!

you`ve got a shit arm and that`s a bad tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

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