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# Straight Outta Chigwell...



Brucie unveils his new project, 'Strictly Come Break Dancing'
(Reverend Creepy, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# I hope you are all playing this at home
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# new important government signs


Biggles
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)
# the one at the bottom looks face down?
strap on action?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# the one on top looks child-size
so that's just wrong all the way through
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# but at least the government are producing signs to warn of the dangers
a step in the right direction
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# that's true
like jesus always said, "if you want to fuck kids, at least make sure they're your kids"
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:24, archived)
# boo
women should not have pints
(I helped save b3ta! Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# another.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# ^^this
i hate recruitment consultants

fucking blood sucking losers who all have VD
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# ^^This.... and
"Stop fucking phoning me every five fucking minutes with your fuckingwithheld number, I'm at fucking work!!!!"

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# ^this
"I have a job already."
"Do you know anyone else who might be interested in the role? I'm a lazy cunt you see."
"FUCK OFF."
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:25, archived)
# HA!
I think killing one would only be considered manslaughter.

After all it would be a mercy killing.
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:31, archived)
# you would probably get a reward
probably...
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Hmmm...
* gets out big knife and yellow pages ...
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:33, archived)
# are you going to hit them with the yellow pages?
would make a formidable weapon
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Especially a Dutch one
With section titles like "Watersportartikelenreperatiedienst" it can be quite weighty!

That will show 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:38, archived)
# i had one of them the other cocking week call me on my work number!
they looked at my cv on monster dot cunt saw my current place of work, looked up the number on directory enquiries called up the receptionist and asked for me!!!!

im at my desk wondering how to fucking answer the stupid whore, i was at my desk and she calls on the work phone!!!!

my god! its full of stars
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:26, archived)
# you lucky cunt
of the recruitment consultants i've seen they are a useless bunch of cunts and i have to fucking chase them up about jobs.

cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Not to forget
lying motherfuckers, each and everyone of them.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:28, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^thisthisthisthisthis
die die die die die!! (not you, them)
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:29, archived)
# "I have a role that I think you'd be perfect for"
"I have a disease i think you'd be perfect for - cunt satchel"
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:31, archived)
# I may use
those exact words the next time they call up.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:34, archived)
# I wonder if
there is a regulating body for recruitment consultants we could forward this thread to.
We all seem to have had such similar experiences in dealing with them.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Well
They are the only time I have been known to scream profanities down a phone.

Put back years of meditation.

knuts!

(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Yeah
one set of the bastards sent on a job interview. I was surprised how easy the interview was, the people interviewing me were blown away at getting someone so good and highly qualified/experienced until we worked out that they'd told me it was one job and sent me to interview for something I wouldn't have touched with someone else's bargepole.

After that I accepted an interview for everything they suggested to me but completely failed to bother to turn up for any of them and just lied to them whenever they phoned me. they took the hint after about another three months.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:47, archived)
# They make politicians seem
honest
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:32, archived)
# i've just forwarded to a mate
strangly a lorry backed into his car the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:24, archived)
# Recruitment Consultant Tennis
In my office we hate them so much we have game where we see how many times we can tell them they have the wrong person and then put them through to someone else. You get bonus points for answering the phone with the most stupid department/name.

The current record is 7 bounces with the best department being cryogenics!
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:00, archived)
# hahahaha
that has to become a national sport in offices up and down this sweet island.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Bah!
my wifes in the family way and isn't drinking anymore, what are the government going to do about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# they'll fetch you a replacement
it won't have the CD player or alloy wheels but it'll get you about
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:30, archived)
# ooh
perky breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:20, archived)
# Peh...
(Ambassador Strangelove COVERED IN PORK, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:11, archived)
# haha

also : Black Man's Willy
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:13, archived)
# No he didn't,
he bought mine. Cunt. Give her back
I paid good dorrar for her
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:13, archived)
# Eeeeeek
What did you use as the source?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:15, archived)
# HP of course
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Hewiit Packard?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# why yes indeed,
there's no remorse, once you've chosen hewiit packard's source.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:21, archived)
# hmm
I was googling something totally unrelated, like moss spores. I find the best stuff that way. OBEY THE SPORE.
(Ambassador Strangelove COVERED IN PORK, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# hehehe

ther was sommat on the local news last night about a guy whos on his 8th marriage, this time towards someone who looks like you was chosen from a catalogue, mind you it seemed his 7th wife was also from a catalogue but had obviously decided to fuck off sharpish.

he looked quite sad and empty in side. poor fella.

also did anyone see that programme about the woman with two wombs?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# No, I didn't see that programme about the woman with two wombs

*waits for punchline*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# How does she gestate?
*waits for punchline too*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:22, archived)
# she keeps it in a box.
(she had to vaginas as well, but they operated on them when she was in her teens, which seems as shame as it's probably now the size of a welly boot)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:43, archived)
# a german guy told me it meant "best motor in ze world"
i laughed in his face
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# "You bought your wife in a market!
You bought your wife in a maaaarket!
Bought your wife in a market!
You bought your wife in a market!"


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:30, archived)
# He's a cluey little bugger,
years ahead of his time though!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Hey, the fucker is posting
NSFW stuff
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:10, archived)
# n00b!
he has teh upl0ad codez!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:20, archived)
# BLARN!

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:03, archived)
# nossir!
notmeIhavenoproblematallwiththatsir

*widdles pance*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:04, archived)
# why?


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:10, archived)
# pffffffffft!
I think you'll find he's scarring TOtT's mum... whoever that is! ???
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:10, archived)
# your mum
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:13, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLZ!!! ONE
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:15, archived)
# oh god
there's a third one

*vere confused*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# oh my giddy aunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# so confusing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:36, archived)
# pffft
good afternoon
i understand some mischeifery has been going on...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:13, archived)
# Could you help clear this mess up?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)
# are you the real one?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Perhaps *


* No.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# i'm going to get a cuppa
then perhaps, yes
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Can i join in?
only i'm feeling lonely.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# do you have a thirst that requires quenching?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:20, archived)
# why yes.
Yes i do.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:21, archived)
# then turn and top off up and under the tea in an uppity fashion!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# are you the real TUTT?
*cops feel*


Yep - it's you!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# *holds*
i'm scared - i'm not sure! argh!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# :D
*innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:20, archived)
# Arf!
That's what your mum said!

C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:20, archived)
# I was going to arrange to go on a date iwth TUTT's mum
hubba hubba
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
ahahahaha.
Carry on.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
# no sir

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
# why is his mouth in his forehead?
or is it a fetlock or some other horsey term I don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Because that's where
everybody's mouth should be.

I'm petitioning parliament next month to make it an enforceable law.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# good shout
hey - how will we eat with a hat on?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:08, archived)
# *cries*
I'll starve!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Ah, you see..
I've been thinking this through. There will be another law stating that all hats will have to
be made from cake. Therefore, you would just eat the hat!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Bazoo!
*gets cayke hat*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:11, archived)
# but then I will lose my Shatner's Basoon
www.b3ta.com/board/5331468
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# like the bad guys
from "the last star fighter" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# wow!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# blimey! My eyes are melting!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Don't be silly.
The fetlock is the joint between the cannon bone and the pastern.
/googled
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:07, archived)
# oh right - I see
*doesn't see
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# horse legs
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# snake hips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:13, archived)
# I love horses.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# they're my friends
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# In the future when we have rampant genetic engineering
perhaps horseriders will modify themselves in this way, to save the expense of owning a horse. They can go to dressage events and just prance around on their own.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:25, archived)
# Recycles old joke:
Q. What's the only animal with an asshole halfway up its back?

A. A police horse.

Ta.

/relurks
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# if we're doing old filth jokes....
Q. Whats the difference between a copcar and a hedgehog?
A. hedgehogs have pricks on the outside!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Haha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# crivens!
make him into pate quick!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# yes...yes i do!
*robs horse stand*


*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Hehehehehehe
Is it a brewed mare ?
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Oof!
That pun should be classified as 18 . . .


. . .



. . .


or at least PG!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:08, archived)
# Thanks for the tips....
is it an Earl GREY then !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha
i love the crutches...i do hope he put the hoof brake on...
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Not at all.
I do however take offence of your freakish face you forehead-mouthed weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:08, archived)
# I am in full support
of tea for all species. Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:11, archived)
# CUP OF TEA PLEASE
*leave to fetch one*

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:14, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:00, archived)
# is he drinking concerntrated water?
i bet he is!
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:01, archived)
# just add water!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:02, archived)
# woo! topical
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:03, archived)
# have i slipped thru some time hole or other???
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:04, archived)
# yes!
give me your hand! I'll pull you out!

or just nick your watch
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
# too late
that wanker paul zenon pilfered it only moments ago..the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# we should find paul zenon and smash his head in
he is a gay of the highest order
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# erm
Hahahaha!
nice!
(Count Vanderhoff - What next? incest?, Wed 16 Nov, 15:00, Ignore, Reply)
is he drinking concerntrated water?
i bet he is!
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov, 15:01, Ignore, Reply)
just add water!!

( Ironman tetsuo, Wed 16 Nov, 15:02, Ignore, Reply)
woo! topical
;-)
( brianftang, Wed 16 Nov, 15:03, Ignore, Reply)
have i slipped thru some time hole or other???

( MrHaze, Wed 16 Nov, 15:04, Ignore, Reply)
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
#
This is a normal post yes!
give me your hand! I'll pull you out!

or just nick your watch
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov, 15:05, Ignore, Reply)
This is a normal post erm
Hahahaha!
nice!
(Count Vanderhoff - What next? incest?, Wed 16 Nov, 15:00, Ignore, Reply)
is he drinking concerntrated water?
i bet he is!
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov, 15:01, Ignore, Reply)
just add water!!

( Ironman tetsuo, Wed 16 Nov, 15:02, Ignore, Reply)
woo! topical
;-)
( brianftang, Wed 16 Nov, 15:03, Ignore, Reply)
have i slipped thru some time hole or other???

( MrHaze, Wed 16 Nov, 15:04, Ignore, Reply)
(waxdart, Wed 16 Nov, 15:05, Ignore, Reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:07, archived)
# i feel dizzy
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:07, archived)
# the French release is slightly different !
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! 33321 .................................................., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:58, archived)
# Well!
I do D-eclair!

What a fab post!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:59, archived)
# I could really make a mess on Cameron Diaz's back
woo to the pic also
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha!
Profiterole-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:00, archived)
# Yay!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:02, archived)
# pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:03, archived)
# *slaps head*
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:04, archived)
# Cameron Diaz definately gives me the fackin horn

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Had a brian test today, hope I did okay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:58, archived)
# mmmmm
Strawberry blancmange
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:00, archived)
# its missing the
'shatners bassoon' section of the brain. Or brian as you call it.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:02, archived)
# he's had too much cake
and it shrank
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:04, archived)
# yaaaay
someone got my obscure reference.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
# I was with you all the way sir
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:10, archived)
# shit
I'm going to drop some marks for that! Pretty fundamental thing to know how to spell I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# 100% Well down!
My HappyChapimus is a bit shrivelled.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
# I did say
they'd get sillier...

Picard
Worf
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:58, archived)
# do trumps cards

heh
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:58, archived)
# hehehe
i was thinking of how data could be done, and you did it the bestestestest!
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:58, archived)
# pffffft!
Now THAT'S Magic!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:00, archived)
# haha!

able to perform 63,000 magic tricks per minute!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
# hehe
very good
(traxdata, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Excellent!

NeoThermic
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Ooooh Scarry


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:57, archived)
# Yoikes!
*is scared*

...and what the fuddering shuck is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:59, archived)
# Ooh
You repost whore.

don't think changing your name makes it betterrerrr
/edit ah it's changed

Ooh scary
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:00, archived)
# pasted wrong soddin' code in
grrrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:01, archived)
# I thought the board had spazzed
Cause the same BT was underneath it and EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:02, archived)
# couldn't be arsed changing that!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# HELLO NEW PERSON
READ THE FAQ AND DON'T POST OTHER PEOPLE'S WORK!

Thanksyou!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:00, archived)
# Don't shout...
you'll scar scare people!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:01, archived)
# is 350k too big then?
I found this image somewhere else, but I was scarred to use it before now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:03, archived)
# What, scared that someone might SHOUT AT YOU FOR POSTING OTHER PEOPLE'S WORK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:10, archived)
# it's a joke
It is mine. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:14, archived)
# I'LL SHOUT IF I BLOODY WELL WANT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:03, archived)
# I think you've scarred my eardrums...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# STFU N00B!!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:03, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:53, archived)
# haaaaaa ha ha ha..
..ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(harmless kitty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:57, archived)
# sigh
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:57, archived)
# Meanwhile, back at Westminster...

(Reverend Creepy, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha
funny cos its true!
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:54, archived)
# Heh
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
Tubby's gonna get kept in at pie time!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:55, archived)
# haha! That made me laugh
Prescott for PM
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:56, archived)
# Tonay for AM!
yup
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
great!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:02, archived)
# Star Trek bottleknob
(traxdata, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:52, archived)
# you would not want that man anywhere near your kids
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:01, archived)
# that's my son
he looks like his mum

(which has worrying implications for my taste in laydees!)
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Christ alfuckinmighty!
you'd rub genitals with somethng that looked like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)
# That
is an unfortunate looking chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:10, archived)
# he looks like the peadophile from Brass eye!
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:11, archived)
# urm


apparently a grasshopper maintains his database
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:51, archived)
# arf arf
just next to his ear you can see a scarab beetle out of 'the mummy'; sadly it picked the wrong guy

w/y
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:55, archived)
# Anyone see the documentary I saw last night ?
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:50, archived)
# was it about alistair cambell/
if so then no i missed it
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:51, archived)
# ahahahahaaa
that made me lol j00 h4xx0r
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:52, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:57, archived)
# One for the geeks, of which there may be a couple here....
www.paperdisk.com/

I guess this means that you can keep your albums on an iPad
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:49, archived)
# Oooh
that's rather clever.
Obvious, really, except you wouldn't think it would work at all well. But apparently it does.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:53, archived)
# but about 8 years old
wth is the site still doing up?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:54, archived)
# crikey!
Printing tiny symbols, such as dots, on paper
as a way to store information! Patent that now!
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:59, archived)
# Using a printed page instead of a floppy disk
sounds like a good plan to me, since floppies stop working if you carry them around or stare at them too hard.
CDs are probably better really, though. A page of dense black printing might cost as much in ink as a cheap CD.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:02, archived)
# Tiny symbols?
aren't they called letters?
(Scary, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:14, archived)
# I find that
rather arousing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:56, archived)
# Sounds a bit like these:
www.denso-wave.com/qrcode/qrfeature-e.html

They're all over ads in Japan, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:56, archived)
# at least he didn't try the 'doggy style' line

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:48, archived)
# He'll try and pull anything!

He's always after a bit of pussy

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:53, archived)
# Yay!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:54, archived)
# pfft!
dth must be fearing for his crown
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:53, archived)
# Nah!
He ain't even in my league . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:58, archived)
# What's a nice joint like that doing in a girl like you
just a feeble link to a picture
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:58, archived)
# Page 8.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:42, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!

I just e-mailed you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:42, archived)
# Those photos don't do you justice.....
....I think it's the purple PVC.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:46, archived)
# *blushes*

You can put 'em in the special files . . .

C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Hehe
looking good
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:43, archived)
# Cool
Have somewhere I can read these in order?

I took a quick gander at curios but couldnt see it.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Yay!
*waits for the graphic novel to be released*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:45, archived)
# Hey JJ
www.b3ta.com/board/5326786


most woo as always!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:46, archived)
# hee hee heee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:49, archived)
# W/Y/H
*is starting to really get into these*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Even more horrible than the real thing.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:34, archived)
# pfft
orlando slides a finger in; her majesty is pleased
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:40, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:40, archived)
# Once again ...

(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:42, archived)
# i think we all have one of these posts
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:44, archived)

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