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# My latest advert...
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edit: Now with added spelling and clarity.
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Nice.
One of my first posts was similar except it was an advert for smith and wesson
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# they turned you down then?

edit: woo.. I hope they sell all the kids ever into slavery.. little gobshites
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# ha ha ha!
i love: your home is at risk...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Got this for Christmas


Anyone fancy a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# only if you buy my lucky heather.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Well now I'll have to otherwise I'll be cursed for all eternity
... but I'd rather have a rabbits foot if you have any left.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# hang on

*squeal, rend, slash, hack*

there you go

*hands foot*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# *hands over a fiver*
*mutters "Bloody rip off"*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# it's lucky driveways these days
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# lucky heather my arse
shortly after I landed in London, I went for a job interview, which went OK

when I was heading back for the tube, a wee gyppo woman pinned that stuff on me and said "dat`ll be for yer good lock .. now give us some money you cunt in a suit*" so I gave her a quid

fucking didn`t get the job

I`d never seen that type of gyppo-ism previously as we don`t have then in Ireland.. they all fucked off over here to scab off the tourists



*made that bit up
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# go Rik! go Rik!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# yeah that showed HER!
there`s two of them always hanging around Victoria station, with very fancy, almost... expensive looking .. trainers

now I just tell them to fuck off

London does harden the heart :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# just sing some Ronan at them, they will soon clear off.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Aye it does
...and the liver as you have to become a raging alcoholic to survive the 16 hour working days and 12 hour commutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# never a truer thing said

"the streets are paved with gold"
"no, that`s just congealed piss and vomit, mate"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Fuck!
I'm not moving to London. 28 hour days!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# i remember on old ladie in covent garden who was doing the round.
i gave her a handful of 2's and 1's, to which she replied, you have got any notes have you, i siad no and walked off leaving her with about 40p in copper.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# yay!

"`ave you got 3 quid for a cup of coffee, mister?"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# no
fuck off, even starbucks isn't that expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# I had a similar experience at Waterloo station
I was asked by a young-ish beggar if I had any spare change, when I handed over the only money I had on me he said, "50 fucking p! You tight-arsed fucking cunt!"

That's gratitude for you, next time he's going to get a kick in the happy sacks...

...and like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha
damn those pesky hungry thieving gyppos
(stone the crows, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# very good
i'm laughing right now, looking at the picture you made.
(spunkbasket3000, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# thanks
but I can't take all the praise, sheepster helped a bit
(stone the crows, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha genius !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# buy some pegs or I curse ye first born!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# I heard that they smell
allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# brilliant
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(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Back from the dead?
.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# erm...
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# It's Mr Motivator
Exorsist / Excersise
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# is his 1st name Howard
and he now works for the Halifax?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# exorcise that demon!
work that pitchfork!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# hup..2..3..4 down..2..3..4...spin..2..3..4..


hahah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# She's a real..
headturner..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# bloody hell...is there nothing you've not covered
hhaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# the next ex.
(spunkbasket3000, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# .
(dognutz, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:48, archived)
# daily jar
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# the quote from Mumba is pretty funny too
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# DAMN IT
Mrs. Mumba was the only black irish person EVER
now i'll never se her Bumba, for scientific ....ah forget it....
(spunkbasket3000, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Phil Lynott?
apparently

not that you'd want to see his bumba mind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# you might not see her bumba
but her pop career is dead it it won't be long before she gets her tits out for a stroke mag.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Indeed
Especially considering her fairly scanty clothing in the Time machine.
(Potatoman, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# *waits patiently
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# this one has a great pair of legs
uk.sports.yahoo.com/fo/profiles/10000000000000000000011209.html
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Nationality: Ireland
Born: Tooting

how very irish he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Tooting is all teh Irish
it`s also Irish slang for using a mobile phone with wireless technology to arrange a fling in the toilets at Waterford station
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# *toots*
*flings*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha
bargian booze and their agressive opening of loads of news shops around the country.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Odds of 5-1 that Mort is made the leader of the Liberal Democrats


www.morttheostrich.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# *votes Mort*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# yay!
Mort has a very unusual voice, but it`s great.. soothing even
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# fuckin' woo yay, baby
hoo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Hurrah!

*puts big 'X' next to Mort*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *Digs for treasure*
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Was it?


Celebrity Cleudo Coming To Stores Soon
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)
# haha aswell
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# jesus
christ...

that's mad!
your mad!
mad and bonkers!
FUCKING INSANE, THATS YOU!
(spunkbasket3000, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# erm, yeah. I think you need more medication.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# don't worry
the hormones will start to settle down in a couple more years...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# he he
guessed it might have bindun as its quite an old story
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# was gonna say purple mamba...but black works

/ooh er missus


trust you to have done it already :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha
to both of you great minds.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Woo.
You could make it into a series with different celebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# yeah i was going to do Colonel Glitter
as well
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Neal
I work with someone called Neal. He's a fat bastard. His spelling is,
at best, utter shit. Check this beauty out.

[edit] I do love the 'all the best' at the end of his fat-rant.
[edit 2] it is a link.
(ProduceMonkey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# If you work at Padleys, this is perfectly normal.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# mmm....chicken
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# When I'm at my parents I have to drive past the factory to work.
It makes me retch everytime. (Please note I said 'past the factory').
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Padleys make some quite nice stuff...
They have at the same tradeshows as the company I work for on several occasions, and I always pinch some stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# depends on his intention really
the night shift at B3ta do a lot of meating with each other
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# it's a link...
(qdamik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# now I see
I think (edit: you're the original poster is /edit) a cunt for posting this BTW

This is a man who is obviously very consiencious about his work even if he can't spell or write very well. The tone of the letter was actually quite good as it got the point across well without being nasty.

Unlike you.

Not everyone had the chance of a good education, or speaks English as their first language. Some people have a great difficulty with writing or reading. It shouldn't make them the object of ridicule.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# righteous
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# how
ironic
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# jixin
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# This is b3ta
Don't we ridicule everyone for anything?

I thought that's why we hung around this board...
(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# you smell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Just seems a strange place to be getting all PC
when some of the stuff that gets posted here is in very bad taste!
(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# maplins?
MAPLINS?


ARGHHHH!!!

I hate Maplins!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Sure youre not thinking of Zeplins?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# nothing political about it
just stating my opinion.

I hate intellectual snobbery is all

everybody who wants to work and to do a good job deserves respect.

there's plenty of twats that do not want to contribute to society in any constructive way whatsoever that deserve all the ridicule you want to fire at them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# yeah but,
at the same time, the board is renowned for being unpredictable.

if someones takes a dislike there's normally a reason. in this case i think its cos the guy who posted the letter, is comin across as a smug sheeeite.
*mimics*"ooh look at my spacky work colleague, hes suck a sp4xxorz. im so much bettererer cos i can spell an' stuff. /editeven tho im obviously shit at my job and take no pride in anything i doedit\, im a better person" *mimics*
this may not be the case, he maybe a lully person really, he may just have mis-judged the mood on the board, but thats the way things go round here.

edit: this; www.b3ta.com/board/5505299
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# indeed
rocking the boat can be greeeeeat fun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# fuck it,
lets just call ourselves the self-righteous brothers and have done with it!

edit: woo to you for a truly major league rant. i bet you feel a whole lot better now, i know i do.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Missed point
Has everyone missed the point that all the protagonists in this little contratemps actually work in a twunting supermarket and therefore are by default spazzy? Including the original poster???
(w1rral, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# tru,
butt teh speelign is pritty funy
(teasus likes tea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# yeah, i reckon this^^
with a fair bit of this www.b3ta.com/board/5505194 for good measure. the guy obviously takes pride in his job, obviously more than can be said for the rest of the twunts who work there

edit: i have a dyslexic brother, who used to get tons of shit off teachers for being stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Ave Im
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# incidentally...
it wasn't ME who posted it, do0d.
(qdamik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# fair point
/misdirectedranttage
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# fair point - all due apologies
I have amended my post
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# What!!!!
Well they should have studied harder then. Twunt.If standards are allowed to slip (as a result of texting e-mail etcetra) then before too long we will all become a collective of gibbering morons...
(w1rral, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# ^ this
:op
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# maybe he's dyslexic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# maybe he's a fat sod
(ProduceMonkey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Because being overweight automatically makes you stupid, correct?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# correct
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# wel I yam faat
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# maybe he's a fat dyslexic sod telling you how to do your job
because you're shit at it! :)

haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# ^^ that
coz its obvious the workers are stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Haha!
that's was better than "maybe you're a cunt", which was gonna be my contribution!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# not an excuse
I know quite a few dyslexic people and most of them can spell perfectly well when they think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# surely if they can spell perfectly well
they're not "tecnically" dyslexic?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Dyslexia's not about spelling...
It's about the brain not storing the information correctly. A dyslexic can spell if they concentrate because they remember the rules that govern spelling and particularly difficult words stand out and so are also remembered in this way. Though my friend who spells it 'Christams' every single time may have gotten that particular wire crossed. I find dyslexics fascinating because they think in a completely different way to the rest of us "normal" people, and are generally more creative people.

and I promise I won't point out the irony of "tecnically"
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Why have I just read all this
why have I found interest in it?

WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)
# you should have made it clear that picture was a link.....
but yes he is a retard.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# sounds like a dim fellow
is his name really 'neal' or did he spell that wrong too?
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Doesn't work for
Sainsbury's, does he?
(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# I wonder who "Miss Rotated" is? she might be a babe!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# she sounds fun
maybe she gets rotated on a spit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# black pudding in to places
saw that in a movie once, made me wince.
(BadgerPirate, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5505201
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# ..

Two word suggestion pleeze.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# ignore suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Draw mushy bees!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# ...
*Whores*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# ahhh Chris Evans on the rampage! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Magnetic Xylophone!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# sequential art?
sorry to hijack, Dave, but I want to be near the top
(gianthead, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:39, archived)
# SEXY NUNS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# come on
it fits the criteria perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# oooh can you please draw
Refused at the height of their power, singing Liberation Frequency at scores of capitalist pigs
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Refused Pigs
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Stretchy Leemur!
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Lemsip addicts.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# yes!
snorting the lemony powder!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Its a serious problem
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Kipper Tie
no sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Count Jackula :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# vole reversal
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Yes!
this one please!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Monkey Knife Fight!
with added Russia

Oh, two words eh?

Monkey Fight!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# you can make knifefight all one word
in fact you can make monkeyknifefight all one word if you like, freeing up another word...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha
Then it shall be Russian Monkey-Knifefight
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# An eskimo
nailing his hand to the wall of his igloo
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Automatic
chair
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Sexy Dinosaurs
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Scarlet
getting loaded on a discarded bottle of, "ewww fizzy", Champagne!

heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# knife weilding
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# knave welding


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# knee wailing
 
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:52, archived)
# A stewardess
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# wet habit

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Lady sailor!
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Geriatric K-Hole!
woo!
(YouAreNotMyNemesis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)
# A beaver....
with a cleaver
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Brick man and apple john wrestling!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Vengeful Spatulas
 
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# monkey nightmare!
.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# fruity eye-drops
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# poker pigeons
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Kat skiing
Edited to meet two word requirements
(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:42, archived)
# drinking beer
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:51, archived)
# hmmm
patrolling badgers
kat's sisters
pip's ex(girlfriend)
naked squirrels
ticket hull

I'm off to bed. G'nite all!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Bikini Nuns
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Amplitude Modulation
Frequency Modulation
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# I feel I could have done more with this...


... like make it funnier, maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# it's the way it SHOULD BE DONE!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha
I hated when you had to start using the 3x2 blocks and 2x2 pissed me off
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# it's when you are down to 1x1s
and the flat plates stacked together that you know you are not going to finish your fort
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# That's alright
they can just make clever use of the thin ones. There's always spares around
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Haha
Woo to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# We need randon violence!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
#
LOL indeed.
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha
speech bubble makes it

I wonder if I'm the only person stupid enough to say LOL in real life and get away with it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# You're not alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# No
I'm stupid enough to say it too and I also get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# "Lolgeography!"
is a fabulous one to use, when amused by a curious act partaken by a colleague/friend
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# cheers!
I'll remember that one, I usuall say LOL when one of my friend's is on one of his joke marathons. I son shuts them up when when you say LOL after every joke.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# I've accidentally said 'lol' before in response to something funny.
I got some very strange looks from the company I was with. I've also said 'roffles' and 'burb' (BRB). This is because I am an eegit.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# ha ha
aw bless
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# I say roffle, but only in the company of the select few who would realise what I meant
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I hope to never meet in real life
anyone who understands such things
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# the only 2 people I would say that in front of are my brother and a friend - who both go on b3ta ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Ditto,
with omg.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# I only ever say LOL ironically


in case anyone's interested
(teasus likes tea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Wo-Gan!
Wo-Gan!

Wo-Gan!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# this is me actually hitting my huge brother in the testies
(spunkbasket3000, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# i'm the blurry one
.
(spunkbasket3000, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# testies
I'd be worried if he had an extra 'i' down there

LOLZ I WIN, ROFFLEZ
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# """22"""2222"2twelvety-two222222"2
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# has he standing on your face?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Q
Are you the spacker on the floor?

or

The tard standing up?
(BadgerPirate, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# i'm the spacker
I hit him in the knads!
do you know what big people do when you hit them in the knads?
they thwart you.
(spunkbasket3000, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# hmmm
think you mean twat, not thwart.

(BadgerPirate, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# i meant thwart
you were incorrect.
(spunkbasket3000, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# then you are stupid
(BadgerPirate, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# you are the one who is that
...
(spunkbasket3000, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# with a rapier retorte like that, you win
(BadgerPirate, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# knads?
you don't know how to spell different words for bollocks do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# what is wrong with you people!
i am sending this from a hospital, it was my make-a-wish foundation wish to post an image of me hitting my brother in the bollocks on b3ta. The cancer has eaten the part of my brain that allows me to spell fun words for testicles.
(spunkbasket3000, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# .
you are as disturbed as the clarity of the image you posted.

cancer is not fun, it is painful, ask Roy Castle.
(BadgerPirate, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# yeh - dedication's what you need
if you wanna be a bollock breaker
yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I think you need to reconsult
your anatomy texts

edit/ ah, I assumed you were the non-blurry one
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# the pic only caught my blurred hand about to crush his tallywhackers
i really did hit him!
(spunkbasket3000, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# badge!
QUICK SOMEONE GET THIS BOY A BADGE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# teh special badge?
(BadgerPirate, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# a nice one for the family album

lucky mum was there with a camera
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# she was upstairs banging the milky..
(BadgerPirate, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# thumping her own boobies?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# now
that would be a picture worth seeing
(BadgerPirate, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# thats a great manly
pose you have going on there
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# is that a rayburn or an AGA in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# it's a dishwasher
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# nope
it's an AGA, we sold it and when the person came over it broke! HARDY HA they still payed for it
(spunkbasket3000, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# no you fool
to the right of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# I know!
I is just pulling your plonker
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# i wondered what that was.

you can let go now if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# OK - sorry
*wipes hand on curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Hello all
Haven't done anything in ages, so have this.



will embiggen for lugnuts
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# yay! more robots with flowers!
it must be robots with flowers day
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Oh I hope very much it is.
If not, then it should be, and I demand to know why not.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Robot's are good

Unless they are bad
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# What robots are bad?
Seriously. No robotis bad.

Evil maybe, but they still look the part.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# I'm a sexy evil robot from the year 2094
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# you love it too
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# ALL of it.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# you love it all!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# phwoar
exotic!

/joins in
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# As in Naughty bad :) like D.U.N.C.4.N
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# hoorah!
are they for me? aww, cute robot...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I think they're for anybody who'll take them.
The dirty whore.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Yay!
That's robo-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# He's a fine mechanical man
And such manners!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# yay for girl robots :)



/no nuts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# This is a robot of the future
He's been blessed with shame.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# FLOWER'D
/collapses from flowerage
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# *recussitates with counter-thornage*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# *bleeds mildly in a conscious manner*
helloes
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# how're you
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Exceedingly well, thankyou squire
Thyself?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# pretty good, I have to ring up some important people
to do with my Dad soon, which will be interesting.

'Cause I'm a scaredy cat
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Sounds ominous
Drink tea, for yorkshire courage.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# That is ace
Science and nature in one cute picture.
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# It's the mix of champions
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Cor!
lully!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Yay to your offering.......
of a robot 'offering'
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# i know someone who's ready for the leadership challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Arf to this as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# is that a baby anteater
in his bag?
(spunkbasket3000, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# It's one of those things off the Raccoons.
Cyril Sneer or whatever his name was. Were they anteaters?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# no
they were pink, perhaps shaven anteaters?
god i hated them, always trying to ruin the racoon's fun.
(spunkbasket3000, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
Andrew IS my best mate! Truly!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha
He always makes me smile. It's the mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Is there an Englishman
that DOESN'T have a drinking problem?
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Me

I can afford as much as I like :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# WOO!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# a little of the neck sir?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Arf ! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Photobucket is playing up . . .
but I assume it's ACE so WOO!

EDIT: I was right! Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Hurrah, it's not just me!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# fixx0red
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Oooh, so it is
Hurrah. And Yay for birds with huge eyes, these are always the best.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# it's been put to me that I should change the eyes

/2006
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# pffh
www.b3ta.com/board/5504807
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Pah, what does he know?
If it wasn't those eyes, it wouldn't be you!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# I do have others..just can't be arsed using them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Haha
That's super.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# This is the bestest thing ever and loads fine for me
But Mugatu's "faceswap" piccy is borking my refresh
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# erk no
I'll just grow it out thanks
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# when asked about his name - he did an album
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# paintmash
havent done one of them in at least a week
ARF
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# needs a nipple on top of his head
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# He and I share a birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Bored Again.
its the power cock


(That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter - If I Was Cilla Black,Then Id Have A Ginger Bush, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# gah!
it's looking at me
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# bad science
and robots

flash, needs sound
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# it's too slow
I have a short attention sp...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# how do you mean?
it plays at a normal rate for me, but it is quite a looooong anim
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# that's what I mean
not enough action up front
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# fairy nuff
each to their own, and all
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# hehe class!

what did you use for the robots voices? :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# my keyboard and a vocoder for the main bots
but the teacher is just a ring modulator. it makes me sound like a cross between a dalek and rik mayall
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# haha not a bad thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# That's fantastic!
I love it, even more than jelly beans.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)
# That's effing great
but it still didn't exlpain where he came from, just how he stays alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Lunch

Today, I am having a dozen sausage rolls, a generous slice of haggis in a sesame seed bun and a tartan tart. What are you having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# 'Half a nunchaku and a tin of hammerite!'
buttermilks Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# if you ever wondered how they get triangles from a cow
you need buttermilk and cheese and an equalateral chainsaw.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# yay
for the men of 50% twice cooked pastry confectionary.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# agreed!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# ^this
...with their pre-New Order heat protective mitts
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# In debt, I owed someone
a fiver...
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Have the other half cold for tea
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Good Afternoon!
I'm not having anything.
I ate some jelly beans earlier, but then coughed too hard and chucked up.
Remember that post of connor's with the Skittles? Just like that. I kid ye not.
Edit: How rude of me. This is a super DTF, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# You must have lunch!
at least chips
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# I couldn't eat a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# you'll waste away if you don't.

go on, eat, you don't want to be like this stick think so called supermodels.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# It would take many years for me to waste away.
It always comforts me to know that I'd last the longest if I was trapped with no food in the middle of the sea.
That is if none of my shipmates decided to eat me.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# same here
food is boring so instaed i kill my lunchbreak sneaking on here

on that note
'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Afternooning.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# 4 toasted bread with egg and bacon :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Braw!
don't forget the brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# HP?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# yes, I'm delighted
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# nothing on it..still braw :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# a empty stomach and a distracted mind
wantstogohomes Horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# That's just not putting the effort in
Think again!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# theres a chance of chips
and a pint, but my heart isn't in it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Why don't you get an all day breakfast baguette from the airfield?
And a pilot for me.
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# mmmmm
I like the thought....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Of the baguette
or the pilot?
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# both
since I'd have to deliver the pilot to you....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Woo to weird B3ta traditions!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Yes, yes, but what are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# An apple, Marmite sandwiches and a Belgian waffle from Morrisons.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# That's better!
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# "I ate my lunch early
it was very nice - spicy guacamole and roasted pepper sandwich, on homemade white bread, with a satsuma" supertroops tip
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Did you make the bread in a bread maker?
they're very good
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# I did indeed - my Grandad got it me for Christmas and this was my first go using it
It's ace
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# excellent!
For this you get . . .
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Jamaican Jerk Chicken sandwidge, muller light and a glass of kia ora.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Ah! The finest of cocktails
although Monkey beer and Kia Ora is even better
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I'm all out of anything goes though
and I can't have Monkey beer without it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# *shares*

Here have some of mine . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# That is a very funny DTF
I'm going to drink my ginger tea and if I stop feeling sick after that, I will have some vegetable soup.

Your tartan tart sounds interesting - I hope you can get rid of her afterwards.
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# are you pregnant?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Um...
no.
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Add a few drops of Kia Ora to your tea
and a tablespoon of balsamic vinegar to your soup for added lift
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# tartan tart
sounds a bit like a patchwork pie?!?
not related though, I expected

as for lunch... I'll be lucky if I see even a suspicion of a sandwich ;D
(gianthead, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Oh yes, I didn't notice that
Aren't there any shops near you?
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# not on my desk!
:C
(gianthead, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# more coffee
And perhaps a cheese butty, not very hungry yet...sigh
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Not hungry?
but it's lunch time!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# of course you're hungry
it's lunch time
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
#
perhaps a visit to the chippy in a bit then
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Hurray!
left over macaroni cheese and chips!

bazoo facts too!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Braw!
You don't need telling how much better some dishes are the next day!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Multigrain rolls
with smoked ham, cheese, spinich, rocket and water cress salad.

a sausage roll

crisps

tea

walla-fish-a-bah-afro-dizzy-acts thor_sonofodin
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Multigrain?
Salad?

You must be married.
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# i am
but that's beside the point, i love multi grain bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Oh yes, ^this
You have a very iron-rich lunch there.
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# and salad?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# it's mearly an additional filler for the sandwich.

not a stand alone salad, which would be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# First DtF of the new year for me

An Egg mayo and lettuce baguette
Salt & Vinegar and Cheese and Onion Crisps
Mini Chocolate covered Donuts
Tea

nb: No guinness today even though it's friday...coz the bastards have shut the works bar for good :(
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Excellent Lunch!
Have Guinness with that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# A left-over festive selection box...
...tea and a melton mowbray pork pie with tomato sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Braw!
but have brown sauce, as red sauce is for the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I don't know yet
I'm trying to convince people to go the pub cause its a Friday.
Failing that, pastie and crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! toadfish, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Have both!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Hmm
I think I'll have a ginormous sandwich. :-)

Good DTF!
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Yes, ginormous is good
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# well
I've just woken up, cos It's a bank holiday in Spain.

Boiled eggs for me, with soldiers!

(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Ah! food of the gods
toast or bread soldiers? I prefer bread but toast soldiers are less likely to disintegrate
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# i'm PC so i'll use both
and, I better change the name to "illegal combatants".
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)
# 'sandwich beef' sandwiches and horseradish for taste
ready salted Walkers
A chunky kitkat
coffee and tabs (no quitting for me!)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Near Perfect, smellyfagbreath
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Mmm... tabs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Now I've read Dave the Facts,
the day will be downhill from here.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# That's all very well, but
what are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Hi-fat, over-salted filth from Greggs
that is sold at a highly competative price.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# PHEW!
when I first read that, I thought you'd written 'half-fat' I nearly swooned.
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)
# You'll get thrown out of Greggs permanently if you ask for anything "half-fat".
Even the Diet Coke is served with mayonaise!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# "lemon pepper chicken
in a big white bap with salad," borked MSN groups wasp box
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# That sounds good
if you pick out the salad
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# you want me to get scurvy/rickets/beri beri?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# That's a bit of a departure for you
Apart from the bap bit.
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# it's one of my standard four or five choices
minty lamb
corned beef and cheese
plain chicken
lemon pepper chicken
and something else probably made of chicken

always in a big white bap with salad and salad cream where appropriate!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Christmas Leftovers Special
Game Pie (Pheasant, Goose, Duck, Rabbit and Venison)
Mashed Potato
Honey Roast Parsnips
Broccolli


Then off to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Won't that have gone a bit wrong by now?
Christmas was two weeks ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I froze all the leftovers
So I'd have enough to make pie with.
I had some for my dinner yesterday and it was Chuffing delicious.
Finishing it off now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# You need to eat quicker
but Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I only shot the rabbits
three days ago !
The venison was left over from about a month ago
The rest was frozen over Christmas in anticipation of making Pie when I got around to getting some rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# You kill your own food?
I think everyone should do that. (Then all silly little girls would become instant vegetarians).
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# I wouldn't kill anything
I wasn't prepared to eat.
Also wild rabbit tastes much nicer than the farmed variety that you get in the supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# late as ever me... anyway...
home made beef and vegetable soup ("proper" home made... to grannys recipe.. the sort that sticks to yer ribs) and some sarnies made with home baked bread....

diet? what diet?

followed by tea & biccies.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# deep fried blue grenadier
in a beer batter and two wholemeal salad rolls - scruumo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# 500 POSTS HUZZAY!!

a pearoast of my one and only FP (could a kind Mod add it to my profile please?)
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Dear Mrs Thatcher....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# The old cunt
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# err yeah
and here`s something errr that was also frontpaged in the 1980s and removed err....



honest guv
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# haha
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# me too
and my mum does too
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# why can't you put it in your profile?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# if it was a proper FP
it would already be under your profile
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

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