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# Courtesy of the b3ta front page.

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(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)
# that has been pointed out in the past actually
its a regular advert that pops up from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# no prizes for guessing why it pops up on this site in particular though!
Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny - Get this to link to b3ta on Google!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Dirty Scarlet.....

.....covered in mud 'n stuff....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)
# oh noes!
would she like a wash?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)
# *ponders posting the pic of Scarlet being hosed down*
*files*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)
# *Views through long distance telescope to find location of the secret files*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)
# *moons*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)
# ARRGGGHHHH!!!

*blinded by sun reflection off white arse*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# that'll learn yer!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# woh siad taht?
*mashes keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)
# YES !!!!
go on go on go on go on go on
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:29, archived)
# awww
i was hoping for a wet t-shirt scarlet.

maybe in the early hours

woo btw!
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)
# ^this
have a woo too!
(cjuasdkcvuiovhyovukvhju.oac, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Jack you are a god.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)
# A god?
THE god!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:30, archived)
# what ever you do don't stick her in the tumble dryer.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)
# ^this^
squirrels hate tumble dryers.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)
# only if you don't sort them first
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I can't believe you found a relevant post for 'squirrels in tumble dryers'
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
# heheh
I've been waiting for 2 years to use it!
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)
# You were a boy scout, weren't you?
Be prepared!

Hmmm... never know... one day I might need a cartoon of squirrels in tumble dryers... where's my pencil?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Arf.

And:
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)
# The imperialist
armies of the grey...

Bloody Hell that is difficult to read despite being in English.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Hahaha - love it.


Do they shrink in the dryer?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)
# hmmm....
www.b3ta.com/board/5714129
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha - love it.
I wonder if they shrink in the dryer?



/groundhog
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)
# With God as her witness
She'll never go hungry again!

Sorry, I just watched some of "Gone With the Wind" for the first time this weekend
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Good lord, why?!
I know there wasn't much on the telly, but.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Eh, there was nothing else on
and I'd never seen the it and wondered what all the hype was about
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# eww, crusty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)
# like a wank sock
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)
# No no,
that t-shirt bends.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)
# I got fed up waiting :P
b3ta.com/board/5714070
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Hee hee.....
(Oh, and that motley/jester stick thing was based on Jack, not the other way 'round.)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)
# bugger...so close :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Lovely! Grotty!
Also: www.b3ta.com/board/5712769
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Jolly Jack is such a cheat!
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Am not!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)
# 'it 'im, JJ!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Who cares how he does it!
They are still great!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)
# *runs*..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:58, archived)
# oh my!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Posh that is.
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)
# More puns like that, and I'll throttle YOU!
I'm tyred of this sort of thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)
# is that like the ventriloquists part
Gring a Gottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)
# christ









that made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# hahahaaaaaa!
Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:14, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:21, archived)
# pssst!
the corner of the card is ripped off . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Cybersex?
Switch on images you blind twat!
Had a quick idea and knocked this up, would have taken more time but prying eyes at work and all that.... ;-)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Seams fine to me
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Yeah I know....
...(work pc) + (lack of time) - (decent software) = seams
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I wouldn't worry about prying eyes at work...
I'm sure they'll see this just fine from across the room, if not the next building
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)
# There's a big white hole in the middle
...Though I'd let you know
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)
# *pfffft*
Microsoft performance? batteries running out...plug in updates needed constantly? etc.
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Bigger?
And a woo!
(cjuasdkcvuiovhyovukvhju.oac, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)
# You want a bigger one?!
You are Goatse!
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
#

Click for the FULL picture
The gallery:

More:

(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Woo!
I like these, good work chap!
(cjuasdkcvuiovhyovukvhju.oac, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)
# That'll teach Mrs Snotface
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Excellent as ever mate!
WOO!

TJ: Can anyone direct me to a good, free and secure notice board?

I want to create one where only registered users can access it.

Any help will be greatly appreciated and may be rewarded with cake.

c]:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:54, archived)
# /talk
?
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:55, archived)
# He can use my thread if he damned wells want to
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)
# YAY
/gives cake

Edit: I still thing your site is one of the best yet. It has been recommended to many of my friends and I will plug it via my site if thats ok with you?
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Plug away if you want
it seriously needs updating though, i'll have to get around to that soon.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Tried
They were no use. Just very rude!

Please help.
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Notice board or forum?
PHPNuke possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:58, archived)
# any idea of the URL?
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Try thissun:
www.hotscripts.com/Detailed/5947.html

I'm not entirely sure if it's what you're after though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)
# But she's washing the dishes...
...OH THE HUMANITY!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)
# thanks
now i have to explain my snotty snort to my straight workmates

(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Er

*legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)
# pfffft! oh dear.
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)
# I know
I deserved that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Palm tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)
# hahahaaaaaa!
hand tree? RIS?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)
# filename
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:54, archived)
# BT2006?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:58, archived)
# could also be a hand plant :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Ooooh!
I downloaded California Games for my phone on Friday.

I am still rubbish at the Half Pipe level :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)
# groan
and *click*
(norumbegan, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)
# *gets out sunglasses*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Palm trees are quite handy.
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)
# they don't like bright light...they'd rather stay in the darkness :)

[wallpaper size]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Did Jack teh Denizen rape one of your underlings?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)
# THIS!
Woo! Mr. Prod!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)
# But having said that, it looks more like a mouth
than a cracked head.

/challenging DtH to a quiz to prove who is the biggest JollyJack fan

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Jack is the only denizen of pipingrad who smiles
and he was based on a jester stick whos head was painted black :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)
# yes..they hard dark uber babies :)

plus I got sick o' waiting for denizens..hhaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Brillogs!
I'm glad you get bored!

Do you make t-shirts? I would love to have an underling t-shirt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:57, archived)
# ummm *not yet*


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)
# again,
lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)
# He looks far too cute to be dangerous
All he needs is a cuddle and a hobnob.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)
# I don't think little red riding hood would agree with you...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)
# haha..or the squirrels
b3ta.com/board/5713080
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Cor! I need a cuddle and a hob-nob!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:54, archived)
# *cuddles*
*nobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:55, archived)
# woo!
i like these..it looks like his eyes are glowing....
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)
# thanks :)
b3ta.com/board/5714071
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Yay! I like these muchly.
Anyone happen to have read Die Stadt der träumenden Bücher? This post makes me think of it.
(norumbegan, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)
# The city of the dreaming books
nope never heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:58, archived)
# by Walter Moers.
It's a fun, quick read -- sort of a fantasy adventure about a city/society that revolves entirely around books and literature. I've no idea whether it's been translated into English (probably not, as it's a new publication).
(norumbegan, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:02, archived)
# History Repeats Itself
Image hosting by Photobucket
(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:47, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:37, archived)
# wooo
...snigger..... camp!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:37, archived)
# That's appalling
*is an ex-campinologist*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)
# a-peeling, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)
# you mean
a-pealing
(norumbegan, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:47, archived)
# edit: still a bell-end tho'
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Heh heh heh
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)
# hahahaaaaaa!
You should be ill more often!

My gay friend would love this!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:40, archived)
# DING!
DONG!
(Hoof Hearted, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Yay
good for a night on the pull.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:53, archived)
# This is a bit shit.


I'm not apologiseing, you understand.

What do persons use for capturing stills from mpegs?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)
# How would that work then?
does it grab the image with it's 10 tickles?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Tsk!
silly, it has a pen in each hand and draws a photorealistic version on waterproof paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:28, archived)
# it. the lotion etc.
(deathbyfeedback, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)
# imageready does it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)
# One can open mpegs in imageready?
Does it not slow everything down to buggery?

*tries*

*fails*

Imageready doesn't know the format 'mpeg'.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)
# *also tries*
woo hoo imageready works!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)
# how?
give me a link to the mpeg you used please?

does it have to be CS?

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)
# ...
i used any old mpeg, but I think it does have to be CS*



*doesnt have a clue
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:36, archived)
# *Sends mpeg to laptop to test using CS2 instead of 7*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)
# It might depend on codecs,
but it works in ImageReady 3 (Photoshop 6).

You could try VirtualDubMOD too- it's free and can export frames easily enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:42, archived)
# You have to have quicktime installed
for imageready to be able to open movie formats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)
# screen capture,
not sure if its a good way or not? but it works for me

[edit] woo by the way arse, feck, drink
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)
# I use
Adubly Premiere or Imirage Ready
(Hoof Hearted, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:28, archived)
# How to use imageready for this?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)
# It does work in Prem
In Ready, you have to have the right conversion codecs and newest version (if my senile brain remembers rightly)
(Hoof Hearted, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:34, archived)
# yep
you need to be lucky with the codecs.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Just remember it being a pain in the bum to update all the codecs and get them right.
so I use Prem all the time
EDIT
Oh, and Sonic Cineplayer can do it too.
(Hoof Hearted, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)
# you obviously require
TEH UPLAOD CODEZ!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Arse!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:29, archived)
# alt and print screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:29, archived)
# ok Manley
My spakker way of doing it is to play the mpeg then pause it every time you want a still narmally straight on then off if yr building an animation, then when you have a still press ctrl + I
this only works with mpegs
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Aye.
I can manage that, so maybe that is the answer.

Thank you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:37, archived)
# PowerDVD has a grab frame thingy
(but that would be MPEG-2 off a DVD),

Media player has some key combo apparently, but I can't be arsed looking through its help files for it.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)
# nawty darkling...little red riding hood is not food!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)
# aww, they're playing hide-and-seek
I can see miss hood peeking out from behind a tree.
(norumbegan, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)
# I don't know why
but that pic is loading slower than a mong on a snail
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)
# weird
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)
# that's lovely
(and she had it coming, m'lud)
(geetoo, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:28, archived)
# arf! he looks very pleased with himself.
You're using some lovely sourcepics for the background on these.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)
# they're the inspiration :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)
# *peers into basket*
Ooh may I have her butties?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)
# sure thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:42, archived)
# woos and yays!
though this popped into my head...

Silly P69...

darkling is not wolf!

or alternatively...

woods is not grandma's house!



(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:22, archived)
# YAY for 500th post



I know its not a great deal but I am excited!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
# nice hoodie
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)
# well done
Don't bother trying to stop, b3ta is like crack.
(norumbegan, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
# As prevalent in the UK as in the US?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
#
yes indeed
(norumbegan, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)
# and a lot of them
were VERY Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Euwww.
(tomsk, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# ooh
happy b3ta birthday. must be mine soon
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Crikey.
So it is. Ta.
God I feel old.
(tomsk, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)
# 4 years, 4 long, years...
hmm. i'm only 20 days behind...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Kids nowadays, don't know they're born, etc.
*remembers when all this were fields*
(tomsk, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)
# i still feel like a newbie though
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Blimey, you've posted twice as many messages
as me. Cor.
(tomsk, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
# i went through a phase of trying to get in the top 30 posters
when there was that stats page. it was pointless frippery.

mind. you've got 7 times as many FPs
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Cost me a fortune in bribes though...
(tomsk, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)
# what did you do during the war?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
# hid in the loft
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)
# ...building a gigantic robotic killing machine.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
(tomsk, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)
# 4 whole yearlingtons
nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# You are oldy McOld
of Oldsville County old.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Yer no spring chicken yerself...
(tomsk, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Pffffttttttt!!!
bloody kids these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Hello Mr GrandFather Oldy McOld.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Eh? what?

speak into my earhorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Happy B3taday good sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Hippy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Happy B3rthday indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:37, archived)
# hmmmm danish..wait a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# haha
Danish spunk pastries!
Woo!
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# or, if he's feeling particularly up to it,
boston cremes.
(norumbegan, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# I used to have a job making donuts.
Although it didn't involved any form of genital intervention.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# mores the pity.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)
# hahahaaaaaa!
Feckin' BRILL!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Why are floury tarts so attractive?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Agreed.
Although floury baps are all teh sexeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)
# ^this^
no further comment



*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Spaftastic!
But ewww.
(I helped save b3ta! polio, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Here is a man with a large metal head.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Is he a spade ?
/racist
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# you troweled that one up from the depths
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Let me iron out all my punning difficulties
and see if I can come up with a better one
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)
# you should be able to take your pick
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# it's got to be either pun A ore pun B
(norumbegan, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)
# he needs to choose soon
or i might try and copper feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)
# GOLD!!!!
(norumbegan, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Pun A
at least that's what I zinc uranium
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Let see if I can zinc of any more........
hmmm, guess I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# is his
name Doug by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)
# there's no need to have dig at him
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)
# The first click of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Do do do do dooo...

/7SOL
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)
#
you, sir, deserve a woo
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)
# but...
that's not a woo, it's a man hitting cats with hammers

pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)
#
watch their lips carefully... they are saying "woo...yay..."
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Haha
I love this.

And on that note, I shall release my cats.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)
# topnotch
qwoo
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Darryn.R, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)
# lovelily drawn
woo and yay and hooplah
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# nice stuff
i am looking forward to getting my Time Out to see more observations
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Happy St. Davids day..
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Darryn.R, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# That's Yorkshire,
not Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# true
wales had no roads until 1973.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# yay for new things!
my new handheld radio arrived today :-)



its the one on the right... damn things is getting smaller, and that little one does everything the bigger one does, and cost a third of the price... I love teh chinese (especially spring rolls)

ooohhh......

*goes to play*

*waits for the "10-4 rubby ducky" quotes from people who think its a CB radio*

and have some particles as well for non techy types...


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)
# I want particles and all teh radio speak
over
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# that's an unusual keyboard setup!
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# yes.. its a bugger trying to find the shift key...
(main typing keyboard is underneath on a shellif)

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Well...
At least they haven't shrunk the anal probe.
(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# It's thinner.....
not sure it would be much use as an anal probe these days.....

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Depending on the power output
it might warm you up nicely
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)
# i have a similar handheld radio scanner
dont know anything to listen to though :(


my probes bigger than yours
(I helped save b3ta! Ceteri, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Goodbye lucky?


I may have made it up, but I heard they are getting rid of the dog from the advert and going for a more adult type ad camping?

sorry for poor shoppialge
(I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Lucky....
for us then.
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Ad camping?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)
# eye
its like a campaign but targetted at the pink pound
(I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 14:57, archived)
#
Didnt Lucky die recently?
(NotSaying lurking is fun, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 14:57, archived)
# that's unlucky
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)
# hhahhahahahhaaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Finally
we get lucky for once
(Zaxos, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)
# As you can see John Bardon has come along way since his days as an extra...


...in the Eastenders allotment.
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)
# When I'm old
I want to be like Jim. Although preferably married to someone more attractive than Dot.
(I helped save b3ta! polio, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Pauline?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Hard to resist
or maybe Pat.
(I helped save b3ta! polio, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)
# what?
a mild alchoholic with a gambling problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)
# It's my destiny
(I helped save b3ta! polio, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# yes, me too
never having to work, being able to drink and gamble all you want. With a nice big house in London. Why don;t any of them sell up and bugger off to the country?
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)
# in eastenders land you can only go to three places
Manchester, Calias or Spain.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)
# They go to Brighton too
Not that I'm an 'Enders boff or anything.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Oh yes
and i seem to remember todd carty went to southend, but before he was todd carty.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# or Southend for the day
Hooray! Loads of Chavs throwing chips at you or trying to run you over with a Saxo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)

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