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# 'Noon!


Vlad's had a few drinks since thismorning's visit, so he's a bit more cheery.
His question today is; What have you got in your pockets?

Vlad' has his house keys, two shot glasses, a Soviet flag, some lint and a camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Rohypnol
and a dead mouse
and ironman testuos car keys
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Ciggys, keys and about £2 in change






And my penis
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:58, archived)
# hmm
nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Tarsus, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:58, archived)
# absolutely nothing and I have 6 pockets
so that's 0/6 = 0

unless I count air particles, bacteria and fibres
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 14:58, archived)
# The usual...
keys, phone, wallet...

I'm not as interesting as Vladimir.
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Chewing gum, keys
and more fluff than you ever thought possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 5 May 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Just a pen
it's a non-university day today. Normally I have my wallet with lots of cards in my left pocket, and my moped insurance papers in my right pocket. Also, sometimes my MP3 player. Used to bring along my ciggie case, but I hardly do that anymore.

/standard equipment

Edit: oh, and moped keys of course.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# 3 pound and a snotty hanky with a bogie in the corner!
and some lint!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# I am currently in pocketpossion of
1. My wallet, which contains all the money the bank for some curious reason deems fit to allow me to have.
2. A Hanky, which is effective in storing snot, for later use.
3. Also there is a crumpled up Arriva bus ticket, for a journey that I completed not more than 20 minutes ago at a cost of 90 english pence.
4. A 10p coin, which represents the change generated when purchasing the ticket mentioned above which ended up in a state that is known as "crumpled"
That concludes the left pocket.
The right pocket is empty, at this moment in time.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# A detailed answer!
Rejoice!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# my life sucks :(
but my pockets? man it's a non stop party down there! yay \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:05, archived)
# The key for my new scooter what I picked up today
You can take the piss if you like but I'll get to work through the traffic quicker than you...

Awaits the inevitable 'scooters are teh ghey' comments...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Scooters are teh awesome actually
way handier than a car.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Thanks
And I'm going to try not to kill myself on the way home from work tonight through the centre of Bristol in rush hour traffic, getting used to a new scooter with a really twitchy throttle after doing my CBT on a crappy little 50 with a throttle like a sponge...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:03, archived)
# I'd get myself one of those really high speed models
but the traffic police dun like such things. :/
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Allegedly the top speed is about 65 mph
But I'm thinking it'll go a bit faster than that...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:13, archived)
# nice one...hope you have fun riding it!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:03, archived)
# like fat birds
great fun to ride until your mates see you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Why did you pick up a scooter?
Was it heavy?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Gilera Runners are good scooters
but they are what all the pikeys like to steal, so make sure you lock it up and let it live in your kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Locked residents' carpark
plus big-ass Thatcham-approved chain and padlock what cost £100...

edit - and factory fitted immobiliser...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:18, archived)
# mopeds rock but so do big bikes
like mine
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 5 May 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Oooh,
SHINY THING!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Security pass
keys (lab, flat and bike),
€1,50 in coin
my mobile phone (5410i)
MP3 player (creative MuVo 128meg)
wallet with usual crap

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Oooh, I used to have a MuVo 128.
Has the battery cover come off yours too?
/reccuring problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:07, archived)
# my wallet, phone, and a kilo of mashed potato LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# In my pocket is.......
A German
(bit of a lothario, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# crafty bugger!!
Spang him.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:07, archived)
# A blue octopus finger puppet
What do I win?
(Pachey, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:03, archived)
# a lady's thong (worn)
and a tramp's beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Gibralta.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:06, archived)
# In my pokets I have:
A Crudely Drawn Cock
The Quo
Jaws
The Enterprise
A vortex
E.T.
J. Christ
A Wookie
Yoko Ono
Spiderman
.
.
.
.
.
All of those, or maybe a polar bear.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Fri 5 May 2006, 15:30, archived)
# A Palm Tungsten T5
and my wallet. And a pair of headphones. And sunglasses. And lipsalve.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Ok, I have
46pence, a receipt from 99p stores, two lighters and my wallet. forgot to buy me some fags at dinner, so i'm suffering. huffing the butane just isn't the same when you're over 14, or not on grange hill
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 5 May 2006, 15:52, archived)
# My pocketes?
A ring (piece)
(CdrVimes, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:16, archived)
# My tamagotchi waterpistol
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Ace!
If you had a tiny cock could you fuck the dog through that spout, or is it only one way?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:56, archived)
# He's workin on one what shits itself too.
Horrible really, but they're like that the little girls.

...woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 5 May 2006, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Ever wondered where your keys go?
(I helped save b3ta! Tarsus, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# hehe
this made me smile hard

woo and yay

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:52, archived)
#
smile erect
(I helped save b3ta! sd Oh cumbuns!, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:19, archived)
# haha the little scamp! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:52, archived)
# OMG NSFW nekkid milestone post celebration!!!! ROFL!!!!

For my post celebration, have a picture of me, naked, holding up a board that says '3,000 posts' on it.

Click here for full NSFW deliciousness.
(Pachey, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
i LOVE it!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# I can see your pussy!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# *spluffs*

*spluffs*

*spluffs*

*spluffs*

*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5896973
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# A felching towel!
Ideal!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:42, archived)
# You could market a box set
towel and straws
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# reminds me of this


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Arf!
I was looking for some George and Lynne strips to abuse a la Charlie Brown, but they're pretty scarce online
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:49, archived)
# felching owls!
even better
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# I found this:
img118.imageshack.us/img118/881/offend4dd4uk.gif

In this profile: www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=45016

I think we should hire them to draw our cartoon time suggestions
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Hurrah!
Thor could do a job for us too

www.b3ta.com/board/5610138

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# haha
that's ace

I would love to know the inspiration for Mr Spoons picture.

Mr Spoons?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# hello!
it was for the 'be as offensive as posssible in under 5kb' compo.
mccririck/goddess bunny/scat/bestiality ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:56, archived)
# I WANT YOU SO BAD
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:40, archived)
# That's one massive baord
congratulations Miss!

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 May 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Thank you!
And thanks for my 'shop. :)
(Pachey, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Naked (verb - or is it a noun)
Without Clothes -
you are clearly wearing shoes. Lets see those toes, girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# actually i can see the toes
i wasn't paying that much attention.
anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha
shoes is not naked..!

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# YOU AREN'T NAKED
you are wearing shoes



(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I had to wear me heels
I look short without them.
(Pachey, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# can you stand on a step just
for the photo :)



(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:46, archived)
# a nawty step?
a "very" nawty step

*regains control of self*

sorry, it's the power of this waitrose budget cola drink, it affects my simple ginger mind.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Hurrah!
Needs more bum cheeks!

www.b3ta.com/board/5895972
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# I saw that
You are all of teh sexeh.
(Pachey, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# *beams*
Not as sexeh as you though.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# I hope that radiator isn't on!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Those are some hot ankles!
*unf unf unf*
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# any exscuse
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 5 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Haha!
and congrats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:49, archived)
# What a sexXxeh board.
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
# COR!
Hubba hubba!

Yippee! and congrats!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:03, archived)
# A daring little mouse
takes on a deadly, vicious chunck of cheese....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# That's a bit goud-a
and can i see her nipple? That's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Eee. Dam i think you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 5 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# NO!
That's the other side of the cloth-thing she's wearing!
*hunts for eraser.....*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Awwrrr.
Oh JJ.. We love you and your drawings of utter win.
Marry us. All of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Don't marry him
Fuck me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Charming!



*Lubes up*
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Yay nice!
Get that cheese, mousey!
(The Penguin Shaman, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Aaaaah,
That's cute. Not like the little bastard mice that keep coming into my flat...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Do they drink your beer
and change the radio station?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# No but they keep tunneling into
any loaf of bread I leave sitting out of the bread bin, and shitting in the sugar bowl...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Coolhio!
How goes it JJ?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
# It's friday.
Slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# But there is the promise of beer gardens and related beverages
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:04, archived)
# That lump of cheese is totally unaware of it's fate.
Poor thing doesn't stand a chance. It'll be fondue in seconds!
(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Fri 5 May 2006, 15:34, archived)
#
(pdjpdj, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# wow this is great
must have spent ages doing it
(pdjpdj, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# hahahaha, it's been one of those days!
woo! woo! (done in style of "choo choo")
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Blair's ideal cabinet

biggybiggybiggy

Got a ministry in trouble?
Losing public support because of it?
You need Dr John Ried!
With his soft Scottish tones he'll bore the public into forgetting all about those troublesome foreign murderers!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha
I don't know who he is. Is this politics?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# yes 4dam, yes it is

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:40, archived)
# haha nice one waspy
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Hehehe! Excellent!
"Hello, french polishers genetic cloners? It's just possible you could save my life."
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# haha!
Don't you just hate it when you do something you're quite pleased with and you get overshadowed by a cartoon mouse and a naked chick!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Yup, you try your best, follow all the rules...
never post around DtF time each day, stay away from posting when there's so much as a whiff of a bandwagon in the air, and so on... but still, the devil farts in your cornflakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
# He's so laid back
because he love the ganjha.

Roll that blunt, smoke that blunt Dr Reid.
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Bah!
I was going to shop a spliff on one of them, but I forgot!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:06, archived)
# top notch work sir!!!!
sorry I missed it earlier!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 May 2006, 15:04, archived)
# dAMN those T bags is hot!!! ............

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:25, archived)
# be somebody
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 14:26, archived)
# can somebody give me a link to a
"bad" pun that's actually "funny" that someone from b3ta has done recently please?

And shut up with the "whatareweyouramusingpunimagefindingbitches.com" before you start!
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Just ask Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# *fetches towel*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# felches fowl
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:42, archived)
# DAVE!
QUALITY PUNNAGE DESIRED! :D
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:40, archived)
# but he wanted funny!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# look for Dave

he's your man - apart from all his puns are ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
#
www.sickipedia.org

or i hear www.whatareweyouramusingpunimagefindingbitches.com is good.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# I'm not clicking that
it's a porn site and I'm at work!
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
#
one i did a while ago:



an older one that frontpaged:

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# is this funny
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Yeah, funny enough.
Although does it count as a pun?
What is really the definitio nof a pun anyway?
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# a play on words
to comedic affect, in a nut shell
go to
www.glassco.cx and look for bennyhillslovechild or bilbobarneybobs.
I like their work
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:40, archived)
# *glowers*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:08, archived)
# .


(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 5 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# i like the stick figure men
simple and effective.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:42, archived)
# KABLAMMO!

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Thats craptastic!
This is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
# yes crap is good
..
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
# ^this
i no longer know what is real or fake, or when someone is being ironic, sarcastic or genuine.
B3ta destroyed my brain!
I can no longer trust!
*commits hari-kari*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
# he ....
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 5 May 2006, 14:31, archived)
# you can do it too
with can doooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# jesus
that looks like some shitter
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# WTF!
is this some kind of device for incontinent mongs on crack?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Today on Real Or Not Real...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:09, archived)
# not real! - no bridge
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:09, archived)
# not real...
i mean come on.... its obviously a fake... damn ch4 and thier spin off series type things.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:09, archived)
# i like this
i was considering a 'real or not real' where they lift up the box lids and its an xray that shows their breasts.... but descided it was NSFW, although reseach would be good
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
nice!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha
What a thing to see on logging on!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:16, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:00, archived)
# bye bye Clarky
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 14:24, archived)
# He was always far too ugly to be a prominent public figure.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 5 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Oi, Clarke!
Have you heard Prezzer's dick is this big?
(Kerblammo!, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:13, archived)
# dum de de dum... dum de de dum....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Arf!
Could you go a sausage supper Bobby sands?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:55, archived)
# at 25p, i'll have 2
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:57, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:18, archived)
# /rangers fan
Not into the whole bigotry bollocks though, but you do pick up a few delightful ditties
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:26, archived)
# I should hope not. Bigotry is not on
unless it's directed at gingers!

By the by, just saw youur cartoon time suggestion - absolutely superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
# haha
She didn't get to engage in any acts with the downs man, because it was getting too long. Perhaps this one could be a two parter........
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Postcode? E80 E80
Could you go a diet coke to wash it down?
(Broonster, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# hmm
I'm off t Belfast next month. I hope they are still on sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:04, archived)
# wee bit of advice.....
Don't actually ask for one.... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:09, archived)
# that's odd..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:52, archived)
# he he
Mine does pretty much the same.
It registers 7.8 on the Rieschter scale.
(duck Quack !, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:53, archived)
# you live
in the flat above me. aicmfp.

(possibly untrue)
(prostheses, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:54, archived)
# You live
in a betting shop?

edit: I just replied to my own post, shoot me (once the washing is done)
(duck Quack !, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:56, archived)
# *gets duck hunt pistols out*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:01, archived)
# /ducks
(duck Quack !, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# needs more meat
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Braw!
needs more eskimoes . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Always!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Yippee!
Hurrah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Haha
I'm absolutely convinced they do that on purpose

to me, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:02, archived)
# excellent!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Most excellent...
...have a 'WOO!'
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:03, archived)
# What's in the case?
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:49, archived)
# ha ha ha ha *loves that film*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Why don't I recognise that film?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:04, archived)
# top
hole
(_, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:52, archived)
# ^pedants^
Why does robert have a name badge saying mark and why do his clothes change
^depedants^

woo though
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Ham! Touching! Scandal!
Here

Yus.... and now I can use ImageReady properly....

(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# half meg!?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:40, archived)
# yeh i know..
easier way to optimise? or better program to create gifs?
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:40, archived)
# sheaf of paper and some crayons
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# have this one:
b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/ham_touching.gif
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# make it smaller
in dimensions you hamtoucher.

you can optimise with Ulead Gif animator 5, Adobe Imageready, Jasc Animation shop pro 3 the Gimp and a host of others. Go to download.com and search "gif optimisation"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:50, archived)
# is this post highly ironic
or have you not learnt to optimise yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# hahahaha
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Ooh the irony
It's like a no smoking sign on your cigarette break
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# it's like raiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
on your wedding day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# A free riiiiiiiiiide
When you've already got laid
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Hehehe!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
i certainly hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# How ironic
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# That's a lot of iron indeed
Very irony.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha
I was waiting for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Hehehe!
'course you were, ginge


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Have her running into a giant spoon
Now THAT would be ironic!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Ouch
The Size!
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# croikey
thats large
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# nearly half a meg?
try asking how to optimise before posting such big gifs please
limit is 250k (recommended)
The FAQ should be able to help you, please read

link this please
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# kk
ok will do
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# I enjoy this picture, but...


edit: gracefully done, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Looks like I've come here just in time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# You need
This
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Nice site! Did you have a cold when you typed the first line on the animated gifs optimisation page? :P
"This is the tutorial for optimising animations in abobe imageready"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Very Very useful
Thanks muchly. I was using photoshop to create the pics, didn't know imageready could actually do that :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha oh the irony.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# I know that ham!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# 40kb!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:48, archived)
# The way hamtouching
should be
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:49, archived)
# what's under the '10' weight in the infernal hat machine?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 13:50, archived)
# It's a kittin.
DON'T EVER STOP THE MACHINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:52, archived)
# ah!
aw!

needs more title tags
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 13:55, archived)
# it's very touchable
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:51, archived)
# nice touching action
but why so big?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# ah at last the buggers up.
www.thebadgerking.project101.co.uk/images.html

anyone know hot to make the site auto resize to match the users browser. Think it has something to do with setting values so percent but im all the new to this html lark


edit/ thanks for the help (and beards). You all get a spoon and a knife.
(The Badger King woo yay hoopla, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# it should look
pretty much the same in all browsers
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Nicely done
minor TJ;

xfm cant spell B3TA
www.xfm.co.uk/article.asp?id=69429
Near the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# argh
blasphemy!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
# teh spakcres
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# the morons
i'm going to piss in their cunts and then have a wank for dessert.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# steady on
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Ok, but leave the lovely lauren lavergn
She is all of the lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Leave it
as it is.
It looks good for what you put in and would look empty if it was resized bigger.

The images could do with optimising though, they take too long to load for my liking.

I like the look of it ;-)
(duck Quack !, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:49, archived)
# why cant i stop
reading your user name as 'the bad gerkin'
(I helped save b3ta! Ceteri, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Never again...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
He's borrowed his eyebrows off the paperclip!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# ha ha - she looks nasty
like a control to an Alba stereo or summat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *delurks*
HTFP :¬)

*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# VUVU!
*grabs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *wriggles free*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Mmmmm!
Bsketti!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha fantasticamogorical!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# a fuel burning oracle!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Arf!
Couldn't keep control of himself, eh
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *clicks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# well at least he didn't get caught with this little fella...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
he'd be looking at 5-10 years.
woo to the pic too!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# my bro
got me one for my 13th birthday and my mum hated it

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# i remember going to dixons a causing havoc with my mates one.
YOU WILL ALL WATCH NEIGHBOURS!
oh the power..
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Yes and I remember telling you all to bugger off or I'd set the dogs on yas
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Those were the coolest thing to have
at primary school. Especially when the teacher went mad trying to figure why the TV kept switching off during some crap maths related fantasy adventure program on BBC 2
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Fri 5 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# i hope that's not a slight on 'through the dragons eye'
because it was wizard!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:48, archived)
# im not sure about that one...
but there was Zig Zag and See Saw and Captain Crimson and EL NOMBRE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Fri 5 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# i still have one of those.
it had to be explained to me slowly and clearly that it didn't look retro cool, but made me look like a total geek/nerd/prat
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# my hangover still hasn't cashed itself
yet, so I am all the happiness

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# That hat Sir! ... that hat is STUPENDOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Thanks.
It's Friday, and the boss is out, so I might add another section later today. Any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Something with flanges

Flange is such a great word
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Flange sounds so rude yet if you google it there is only one NSFW image :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:49, archived)
#


It's a fantastic not really rude word
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:51, archived)
# hehe
first click of the day for me

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:03, archived)
# I'm told my new haircut

Makes me look like Tintin. Can't see it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# i like it.
the original might make you look a bit less tintinny.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Me neither...
But that blue collar just simply *has* to go, darling.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# or 4dam
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# *ignores*


;)TM
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# aw - never mind 4dam
it's Friday!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Hurrah!
Not only is it friday, but it's EARLY FINISH FRIDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# How early?
I'm off at 4!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# I'm working from home!
I finished real work at 4.30 yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# I'm off at 4 too
I told them I had to go to the bank*


*pub
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
GINGER!

Hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# What!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# *hides ginger hair*
ahem
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# You think that's bad
take a look at the abuse i got yesterday:

www.b3ta.com/board/5892748
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Shut it, ginge!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ridiculous!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Jimmy Summerville?
...
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:03, archived)
# need something to do?
(kidb Not any more, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# 14+?
slightly worrying
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# only
if your watching
(kidb Not any more, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# still waiting for a reply
no one will dog me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# I'll be your dog!
*Kia Ora's*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# wahey!
I'm in with the kia ora's
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# *Licks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# i prefer kittening
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# my animaling of choice is
hamstering
(kidb Not any more, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Retirement parties, funerals...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# *googles cocodamol*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Co Co
Cocodamol

works great with Duran Duran's Notorious music
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# ha ha ha ha, thats bloody brilliant!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# arf!!
*chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# he needs one of them painted on smiles
haha woo to pic
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
That's good stuff that cocodamol.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Yep!
Woke up at 3 a.m. with a migraine... at least something good came out of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# I had some when I scratched my eyeball a few years back.
Worked a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# I get through 4 to 6 soluble cocods a day
I tell myself its for headache and back pain but really I think I'm addicted to them

/emo blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
#
you are a predator
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# gah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# I believe they're thinking of getting rid of the stuff
for that reason. They already got rid of Coproxamol.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# NO PLEASE GOD NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# That stuff was awesome
before a couple of pints. I swear my feet never touched the ground all the way home from the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
another pun apprentice . . . soon, my children, we will take over the world . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:26, archived)
# You'd be the leader of the BNPP* Dave :)

*British National Pun Party
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# I fear the similarity in initials . . .
but YES! I YAM!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# any chance
I can have the Deputy Pun Minister job?

If not can I be the Chief Wit?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# And can I be Minister for Early Release of Dangerous Puns
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:40, archived)
# But there's no pun in that job title!
You'll have to be Minister Without Punfolio.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:51, archived)
# I was on cocodamol after I snapped my achilles tendon

I had a adverse reaction couldn't breath and was rushed back to hospital to have an oxygen tube pushed down my throat...lifes a ball alright
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# as it's Charles Clarke Day...



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# ha ha ha, nicely nicely Squire :-)
woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# I have no idea what this is all about :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# i love ducks too

this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:30, archived)

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