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[challenge entry] apologies...

(poikes Bored sig, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# haha
that is so ca-razy I lolololed my face off
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
#
is this source pic still being turded onto the board since yesterday evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Ceteri, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] !

Embiggen
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)
# wup wupwupwupwupwupwupwupwup
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)
# *skuttles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# *skittles*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# *whittles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# *wobbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)
# *gobbles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# *hobbles*
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# taste the rainbow
Is anyone else mildly perturbed when the child whispers that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)
# yes
almost as disturbing as those little talking kids in the insurance advert
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# O_o
Describe, I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# it's like when the child
in that crap super hero sit com with ardel o'hanlon talks.
or the child in the toilet paper ads.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# That puts the slip of paper under the bathroom door?
Oh no, that's for the glade thingy advert.

What I want to know is who keeps pens in the loo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# I think its for equitable life or somit
its got a little kid talking to his dad about insurance, then there's another advert with his baby brother talking too.

Or I may have been hallucinating?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# Oooooh, I remember those.
Yeah, that was a bit odd.

Oh, and the glade wisp thing, with the child on too much ritalin.

One puff...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Yes, it sounds like a eupham...
yoothamm
euphamism
euphasamism

It sounds rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# The middle one is the win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Euphamism Bin Laden?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Yes
Since at school I was reliably informed that a 'rainbow kiss' was when the gentleman empties his load into the lady's mouth, then takes a good suck on the lady's special "monthly sauce", then exchange yummy drinks while kissing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Bloody Hell, DB
twice in one morning... this time for 'monthly sauce'

meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# *holds aloft and returns to seat in audience*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# One of the first B3ta images I ever saw
Someone had shopped the "Rainbow Six" game box with a big red smear over the SAS guys balaclava mouth and changed it to "Rainbow Kiss".

Somehow I knew I had found the website for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# I've not heard it called that before
Strawberries and cream I have though...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# *vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Remind me not to take you to Wimbledon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Rawr, you know you'd never forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# What, people actually do this?
Grim
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# no, this is just the stuff
they own up to...imagine what they ACTUALLY do
*imagines*
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Anything said in childish voices is scary...
One, two Freddy's come for you...
etc.

Edit:- although judging by the way the above convo turned out maybe that should be
1,2 Freddy's cum for you
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# I must admit, I would be curious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Freddy?
Ok you really have gone wrong..

At least Venom has big muscles, and a freakishly long tongue
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# we should listen to the robit
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Haha
Great shoppery!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# haha woo

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# haha
just when you give up hope on the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# With my last breath I curse ZOIDBERG!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# nice one..
Sorry TJ.. is anyone elses MSN groups borking today mine keeps saying I've exceeded limits and i'm only using about 500kb of 3Mb.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# MSN is fooooked
well, mine isn't
but it says that everyone else on my contacts list is offline

edit: but I can't check my emails on hotmail
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)
# they're just all blocking you
I couldn't sign in for ages either bah.. Well myspace it is for hosting then.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# damn
time to change email address again

*restalks*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# yes, i've had reports of it being borked today
but mine seems fine
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# cheers
Think its just not reset the account limit so it thinks I've got loads of stuff on there that I've deleted.. Maybe bill just needs to empty the recycle bin.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Zoidberg is afoot!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# hehe
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] it's a step in the right direction
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)
# ning sir
long time no see :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# ning yourself young man
no particular reason, just happened to be passing.
ttfn
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# t'ra
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Oh Dear!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# what the...
have you been sniffing digestive biscuits again?
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# They give
off such a wheaty aroma! They get me high every time! Braw!
In a moment I think I'll go off and sniff my "Boston Bean Soup" I bought from Sainsbury's

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# get in mah belly!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# CLOUDCRANKIES
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# for amoebaboy

not fantastic i know but did it anyway.
original
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# aceness
nice wone.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# aww
that's lully, in a crashed spaceship sort of way
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Very Cosgrove / Hall
top colouringness
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
#
(Betty Bo Bibster, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
that scally wag
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Ha ha
fock!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Compo Drives McCartney into hiding
NSFW

i don't know why. my first ever use of this image!! woo hoo.

edit: it says NSFW... what more do you want? a crying baby with a knife in its ass to warn you off?

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# WHY THE FUCK AM I SO FUCKING NOSEY?????
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# I've just
cut off my clicking finger.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# ...message for you, sir
www.ftmm.com/b3ta/db_award.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# *is so not clicking*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# click it
its well worth it + SFW

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# It's fine, and completely SFW
something from a thread down below....for Mr Bawls
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Oh ok.
*stands well away*
*Uses long stick to click mouse*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)
# hahah! that's bloody grand!
*wears with pride*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Bawls!
Who sang that in your sig?
I used to think they sang 'Love Sex & Janet Jackson'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)
# The Shamen!
I once shared a flight to London Gatwick with Mr. C - beat that*

* easy challenges R us
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Haha! I've seen him in 'The End' (ooerr) a few times.
Hmm, flights...oh, I know - I go to Dublin quite a lot and have been on flights with
Bob Geld-orff and Vanessa Redgrave no less.

and one of my mates is Phil out of Big Fun - pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)
# That's it
I'M NOT PLAYING ANYMORE

*takes toys home*

#don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Oh I've only just started.
I have a nodding aquaintance with Annie Lennox, James Dean Manic Bradfield and Dolly off Emmerdale Farm*

*This last one may have traces of lie
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# I will see your Mr C and raise you
I once smoke a joint with Howard Marks, just before he snorted some whiz out his hand.
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# you bastard
goatse alert
(pdjpdj, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Thanks for the warning
Was about to click and all
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# before i click
when you say "this image", which image are you refering to?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6541855
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# yeah
I had kind of gathered that :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# I feel everyone needs that extra bit of warning
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# OH FUCK
needs extra warning signs
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Goatse needs its own warning
Like 4 foot letters saying "MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF GOATSE"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# It is my belief that you must have "used" this image many, many times before

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# hahahaha
yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# that is a light blue link
it's going to stay that way
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Arghhhh...
The Links gone Purple...

Danger Danger... Will Robinson... Watch out for Flailing Arms!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# why?
why i ask, why?

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# i asked myself that same question too
and could not answer it for the life of me!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# ignores
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# nnngggg!
(Betty Bo Bibster, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Jesus fucking Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Another name change for Mr Coombes,,,,


But he didn't like it much!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
# P. Doddy
yay \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
# NEEDS MORE FEZ!
/Fez' Under Constant Kriticism
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# hurrah
this image pleases me greatly
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
#


And more shroos too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Pfft!
And also 'arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# hoh hoh hoh
how tickled I am

arf
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Finally, he's free to do what he likes best.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Hehehehe
Remember; the healbrush is your friend:P

/END PEDANT RANT.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)
# yeh thanks
still dont really get it yet. It's all in german.

*looks up german for healbrush*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Whats healbrush?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# who
knows?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# It's
What keeps the back of your shoes clean.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# *comedy trombones*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# wahey
badoom tsssh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# he's wearing van gogh trousers!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# smearing
heather wouldnt let him wear his van gogh trousers. but now... oh yes

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Don't think this has bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] cheeky mac
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)
# bin
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# typical
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# dun
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# often
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)
# and
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# is
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)
# a
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
# hairy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
# cornflake
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)
# shirley bassey
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# buns
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I'm gonna use this
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)
# morning folks
Have a sketchbook thingy



(Sketchy typography really not my strong point at 1am then)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
How odd! A brain with a strap on clown's nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Ah bless your innocence
It's a gag for shutting up your victim whilst ferociously violating them

and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# that's woosome
and slightly worrying
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Intended effect achieved
Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# is that a gimp ball in a brain?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Ball gag?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Do I have the terminology wrong?
You clearly have greater experience than I ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha
pretend your innocent lol we can see through it...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# The spider has caught a fly


better lube up toasty :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Lube up toasty?
isn't that by Bad Manners?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)
# I believe it was Lip up Fatty
A song set in the future about Pete Burns
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# ;-)
Like I would....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)
# two balls walk into a bar...
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# OK then,
Two Balls walk into a bar....
Mindpissage!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# mindpiss?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# I hope so!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# one says to the other
"its nice to get out"
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# *tries to think of joke about getting the sack*
or hanging around
or being dropped

*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# 2 balls walk into a bar..
The bartender says "I'm not serving you"
"why not"
"Coz your bollocksed"

*shrugs*

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# 2 balls walk into a bar
one says to the bartender
"Can I have a packet of dry roasted?"
the bar tender says "no"
the ball asks "why not?"
the bartender replies "because we don't serve nuts"

*gives up*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# *titters*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Yessir
At least its recognisable as a brain this time :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Are you asking us to use you?
Because I don't know about anybody else, but I'm definitely taking that very seriously.

*train*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# good idea
*joins*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Not meeee
Use the brain. Your brain. A brain.

Brains am good.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Tasty brains....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Spicy Brains!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# I can't i'm too tired
/yawn

nice picture!

*votes cos he's been using your bees desktop for aaaages*
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# BEEEEEEEES
Yay, that ones ages old. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Pleasure
I love the "that's not my monster" too but have too many desktop icons to use it
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)
# THAT WAS MY IDEA!
*proud*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Show off!
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)
# needs more macca
not really
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# how odd
good morning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Morning my lovely
hows things?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)
# just messing about with settings on various things
not working
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Excellent
keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)
# i'm disturbed by that
deeply deeply disturbed
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Splendid
'Ning Squire.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)
# ning a linging
how's it swinging?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Good ta!
Just umming and aahing over wether to get this:

www.pictoplasma.com/publishing/encyclopaedia/shop.html

It's GORGEOUS.

Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# I was clearing out my garage and found a strange old diary at the bottom of a locked tin box....

*Edit - layout changed for ease of use, also wanted the sum total nearer 50k ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Savages?
Bust be the Northampton Balloon Festival.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Freudian slit there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# That sounds very sarcastic.
*draws cutlass*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# *draws mona lisa with a spliff*
d'oh!

it actaully made me do a lol!!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)
# ;-)
that's because I'm brillyfab.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)
# this ain't working hen
i'll have to transfer it to my comp and send it that way. i won't be able to do it until tomorrow though is that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# That's cool, they shall just have to wait for more photos of the Captain.
;-)

cheers chick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# woo to all that
I went to the sunderland kite festival this year. It was amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# the amazing bit is that you came out alive.... and with your shoes!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# It's actually nearer to Washington than Sunderland
My favourite bit of the festival is the huge power lines at one end of the performance field
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Mighty kiiiiites
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Awww poor balloon aminals
Nasty savages
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# haha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# This is Superist thing I've seen today...
Hurrah-La-La!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)
# :( Poor bawwoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# you are teh little girl
in the pink coat AICMFP

nice work.

Edit: 52.56 kB (53818 bytes) wtf? Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

hehehehe


(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Hello
please read the FAQ with the bit where it says "rarely" and then look at the compression levels of this image.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# i am only joking mr toasty
i read the bit where it says rarely. It says "rarely". ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# I know, but its that sort of comment
that people genuinely think comes from me.
You can see why I get tired of it quickly.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# very, very odd
woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# WOO!
that am ace.

i liek to twist their smaller relatives into strange shapes for the amusment of children.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# true LOL moment
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# ^this^ A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)
# what...
bowing??
(petebaldwin, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:10, archived)
# MUST
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# LOOK
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# afterbirth?
good god
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# urgh
no no no
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# classic
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# ....Fear....
*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# *throws biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# *looks at image challenge*
this is going to be VERY good! I hate this fool!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)
# holy crap!!
that is scary and funy as fuck. i will have nightmares, and wake up laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)
# jesus, mary, mother of god that's horrific....
but genius all at once.

*implodes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)
# argh
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Holy shuddering fudge!!
Mutant Macca!!

Looks like a Dalek!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Gaaah!
I was just about to do this!

*closes imaginary photoshop*

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# That looks 3D!!
It's coming out of the fucking screen!!

*hits*
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Christ
So you saw that program on last night as well then?
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Oh my stars
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Awesome
and fearsome.

In equal parts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:15, archived)
# MESMERIZING!
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Tragically
..this is what Paul sees in the mirror. Too much acid.
(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] rp4comp


Archive and blog
.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# nice work on the leg
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# tasteful
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)
# See, most east asian ladies that I've seen with their baps out
Have quite nice round perky ones.

Yoko was mid twenties here, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# "Yoko Ono" actually means "Hanging Bags of Saggylon"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# PFFT...
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# I don't think so
she's one hundred and eleventeen now
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# with tits like the christmas stockings that Santa forgot
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Monsieur Bawls,
You win the 'Most Unpleasant Mental Image of the Day' award.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# hurrah!
Is that like the total opposite to "Lunch of the Day"? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# hehe
That's about it.

I'll knock up a graphic for it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Which I will be having on 54 minutes
*glees*

Well, it shall be my lunch of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Little known fact
Parcel my c*nt.
Is an anagram of Paul McCartney
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
that's very clever
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# excellent work
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)
# oops

can anyone recommend a good colouring tutorial?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# it's good work already
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# It is
*wishes there was a click for bigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# that is about the size of it
i draw stuff quite small
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# well draw it again bigger then.
*waits impatiently*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Really?
That's a brill talent to have- they wouldn't have to shrink it if they were printing it in a normal sized comic. Well, not much. I imagine.

That's a thin pen you're using- what mm is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# a very sharp pencil
is my weapon of choice at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# i used to use a 0.2 mm pen
years ago when i was training to be an architectural technician
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# I have a 0.3
Well, it's not technically mine, it's the manwifes.

It's very skinny, and I'm scared of using it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# actually now i think about it i used to use a 0.1
a 0.3 pen is quite sturdy, don't be afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)
# maybe he drew it huge
and then scanned it at 2 pixels per inch

*imagines dom joly sized pencil and paper*

(btw, woo to the pic also)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# you really need to draw things bigger then :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# wow
that's really really good
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# this is excellent
have a woo, and a yay, and a houpla.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Woo!
Very cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# good work!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# *Readies XCOM squad*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Thats really good
What kind of aliens on board? The tall anorexic James Cameron type, or the bite your face off HR Geiger type?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Make it the 'Venom from the new Spiderman movie' kind...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Mmmmmm venom.
*chucks cars around*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Shite!
That's impressive...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# pshaw!
that's nothing
*lifts jumbo jet*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Blimey, Cap'n!
With these super-powers, you are spoiling us....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# *melges*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# What might that mean?
[tries not to sound too much like Davew27]
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# *freems*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Ah, I understand.
*doesn't*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Aye, but I'm a widdle tiny girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# harness the power of the asterisks,
young padiwan.
*invents a free, unlimited energy source for all mankind*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# I have some image of a keyboard warrior now
Chucking asterisks like shuriken stars....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# "Mmmmmm venom"?
Now that is wrong in so many ways

Edit:- Whoops and a HEEEUGE woo to the picture
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Pfft
You obviously haven't heard about my predator fancying.


I like big raaaah things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# But still...
an alien symbiote , that is evil...

i just don't see it lasting!
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Lasting relatiionships are not in order with this sort of thing.
Oh, and Carnage'd get it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Well i suppose he can do that extending his body parts thing....
..i can imagine the appeal of that... and he'd match your hair!

edit:- Heh sadly this is only the second most geeky conversation i've had this morning
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# It's par for the course for me, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# No ,no it's cool
Love girls who are a bit geeky..it's like the glasses thing..adds 15% attractiveness!

Err in an entirely non-stalky way obviously
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# YES! Comic book geek with glasses.
I win.

Apparently it's 'worrying' when girls know comics. I have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Wow you win the whole world
Marry me now!*

I'd love a girl with comic book knowledge


*may not constitute an actual marriage proposal
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# It can be annoying.
walking up to people that have been working on something for a while and advising them that they're just copying Mike Mignola (always Mike Mignola, for some reason) and ruining their day.

:-( But they need to know....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Hehehe
ruining other people's days can be fun in it's own right!
"It was for their own good"
/grumpy bastard blog
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)
# these kind
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHqFKuumdY4
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# A monkey flying an armed spaceship
Add some ninja's and i'm in boyhood heaven!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# that's ace! :)
stevehamaker.blogspot.com/2006/04/coloring-with-photoshop.html
www.tonycliff.com/tutorials/tutorials.htm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# ohh cheers for them
il have a proper look at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# I love this!
It reminds me of the Storm comic books from back home (Netherlands).

www.storm.nl/deel%201.htm
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# wow they look ace
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# yes, by adi granov
www.sofos.com/adi/

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# I love that!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Something like this
COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# oh ferchrissakes
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha!
early for you?
or late????
(likeajackhammer, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# hahahaha
hitler?

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# try this
www.imaginefx.com/-2287754330184954282/Colouring_comic_art_3_of_3.html

very tempted to do "i love horses"
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# I like this! Woo!
good line-art related tutorials:
www.melissaclifton.com/tutorials.html
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# thanks both
il have a look later
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Wow
This am excellent
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# lovely stuff old bean
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Yes
1. get some colours
2. apply
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# its smashing as it is
but it could also look great in so many differnet styles!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# el chombo !!!

Two outsiders for Christmas number 1

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE8EZVpjR84

biggYbigg

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HePkKAcog7M
(jerome12345, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# myarmyarrarrrarrmyanmyanm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# haha
this is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# quick!
take it to the links board
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/links/
Better place. Best place, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# err?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
#

large
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# why thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Links eh?
If only there was a special place to put links. Some sort of links board. I might email Rob and suggest one.

Edit: Actually, how many fucking times do you need to be told?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Hmmmm....this might be a great idea!
*ponders*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Jon peel swimming in the Thames ?
and don't come anywhere near the /links board with this .....

....

sheeesh
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Well told
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Be a good chap, link this. On the links Board. Now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# i tell you what
stick them on the links baord, that's what it's there for, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# He's been told that
every single time he has posted. He's obviously a knob.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Dont link it,
its been done a kazillion times.

the second is truly diabolical. I know what I'm giving the missus for xmas now.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Rarrrt
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# wtf?
is the first one that mong vid that was on the links board a while back?

the second one gave me a bizare eror about a team of monkeys the first time. then it turned out to be some old rubbish.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Who gives a rats arse about the christmas number 1?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Girls under the age of 17
And people who obey radio DJs like sheep
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Non compo related
I merged features of all of the Bond actors together (don't ask, I don't know why I did it either, just bored I guess) and no matter which parts I used from any of the actors, it always came out looking like a slightly odd looking Connery.



Even Brosnan's hair couldn't make much of a difference, and he's the best Bond IMHO.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# This Life?
Warren?
(Smudger, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# I see what you mean,
it does look a bit like him.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Oooooh, a bit.
My dad's mate has your name. Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# What, your dads mate is called Mthreerx?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)
# No, Smudger.
Damn you M3rx. You confusing person. (not really your fault...)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Oh yea *Duh*
Should have really looked to who you were replying to
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Twatbag
(watching two pints of lager and a packet of crisps can be a learning experience)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
#
a learning experiance Comparable to sticking rusty nails through ones genitals
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# it's the bumchin
What a great idea and well executed - your creation creeps the hell out of me though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# The bumchin
is from Lazenby. Almost didn't include it but thought I better had.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# you mean FACE ASS
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Looks like george clooney
Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# He'd make a brill Bond if he was British
He's got that old school, slightly brat pack debonaire thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Bit old now though.
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Yes, but regardless of what people say about it
I thought the Peacemaker was quite entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Debonaire
Not old. And anyway, mature men are best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Why thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Why thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Both of you are more than welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Really?
*gets hand smacked*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# How old are we talking here?
I can be mature
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Ooooh, I don't know
I don't really 'go' for anything under the age of about 30 unless it's my manwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Damnit
*tries to age faster*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Yea I thought so
Maybe he could forge a birth certificate or claim his left uncle twice removed was british. Like footballers do when they want to play for a country they weren't born in
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# that is absolutely bizarre
but thanks for breaking up the endless Maccas
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# I'm going to show this to small children.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# to tempt them into your car?
Sweets work better, or crack.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# haha rare..very rare :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# WOO!
There was one of these in the paper this morning.

Edit: Is that Tony Hadley?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Really?
Bugger, started it yesterday. Nobody will believe me though!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] sweet dreams Heather...sweet dreams
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Simon Weston?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Simon Weston, Burnt His Face
Got Mocked By People
For Being A Chubber!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# That.
Is.
A.
Great.
Comeback.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# He once said
"Girls don't realise how close they are to kissing my bottom."
(Smudger, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# What a fantastic man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Indeed
I almost feel bad about doing this:

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Shopped photos only please.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# how come his muzza didn't get burnt off?
EXPLAIN IT TO ME.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# It was probably a graft
from his scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)
# muppet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# the sleepy face looks Westonian
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
#
sleepy weepy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# OK
(Smudger, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# I watched Torchwood last night...
...campest acting I did ever see, also, what a load of rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Sure is and recorded only 30 miles
from me.
(Smudger, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# I casnewydd!
/silly attempt at a joke suggesting I knew it rhymes with the welsh for Newport, which is a few miles from Cardiff
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# TARDIS(WW)
Time And Relative Dimensions In Space (Within Wales)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# I liked
the bit at the end when Captain Jack "Jackanapes" Harkness got down on his knees with the woman
screaming like a demented baby on crack and almost looked like he was about to scream 'You
blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!'
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# I did laugh heartily at how nonchalant the paedo went on about fancying kids
"'ey it's the little girls y'see it's the little smiles"
/chuckles
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# That is such a crap programme.
I wasted an hour watching the cyberman episode in case there was continuity with Doctor Who over the actress who was killed off but is supposed to be the next assistant, and it was a waste of time.

"So end of week reports everybody..."
"I stole a top secret gadget from work"
"I tried to rape someone with alien pheremone spray"
"I hid a cyberman in the basement, resulting in the gruesome and painful death of a foreign expert and that nice pizza girl"
"I stood by while a little girl was kidnapped"
"Marvellous. Trebles all round"
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# He didn't say
'This ends now!' in the last episode for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# I cannae see your pic.... :(
Must be some firewall related nonsense....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)

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