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# Don't fear the Reaper, dude...
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Titter!
Wide grin
(jammietarts ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)
# This is rather woo
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)
# I'm the only person in the world who likes Slough
Mmmmm, smelly bridge. One side chocolate, one side perfume.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# it gets sickening after a while..
kinda puts you off mars bars, too. Which is bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)
# I haven't been there in ages.
Used to go up with my ex, some members of his ex bike club lived up there.

What makes me laugh is the Slough people that say 'Urg, you live in Aylesbury? What a shit hole...'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Cracking!

Needs more cowbell though.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)
# woo
I really love these

are you collecting them somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)
# yep! :)
bruised_blood.livejournal.com
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# these are truly amazing
you need a website, so that magazines can read them and employ you
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# haha great
Reminds me of Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, which, as I saw it two days ago, isn't hard.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# A brilliant nod to "The seventh scroll"
Although Bergman might be turning in his grave.

Who would have thought the Knight would become Ming the Merciless? He seemed so nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Seal, shurely.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Quite right
Was thinking about "Ninja Scroll" at the same time.

Edit - and dont call me shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# woo!
that's lully!

(dognutz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# i was gonna do
Death in full garb and cloak going to shop door but sign says 'no hoodies'....
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# yay it's
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Your
shitty ring?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# hahahahahhahaah
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Ok,
it wasn't animating when I wrote that first reply.

It was just a hole, with your finger next to it. It looked like you were picking your anus.

Apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)
# bearded men posing like small girls time?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Pffft!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# oh man my cheeks are hurting ..
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)
# a noisy mobile phone camera?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# A sphincter says what?
Also: Why am I looking at your gob?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# what?
...




damn
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)
# ^ This guy blows goats. I have proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)
# go on...
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)
# GETDOWNFUNKYSPANKOTIEM!
*spacks to the beat*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Uncanny!
It's as if he's listening to the same DigitallyImported station as me.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)
# frankie howerd impression time
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Been messing with MP3 tags...


Then sending them to colleagues...

Haha

I didn't have the balls to use "XXX Hardcore Anal Insertion Noises"...
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)
# heheh
Everyone needs a friend called The Bongmaster
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# I have one called the
bonggoblin
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)
# You wouldnt
say that if you met him.

hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Go the whole way and add .avi
You may want to try "semen sippers 4.avi" as a song title.
(Dr Marrowfat Okapi markings are the reverse of the Quagga, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha
such a cool idea
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# are you serious?
"I smoke crack"....

Change the ID3 tags of an MP3 file, remove the artist and write something in the title, and if they have MSN configured it will display it in there...
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# oh
well that's funny I guess
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)
# I added myself to msn
so that I'd always have a contact online... sad or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# haha
do you try talking to yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Awww
Add me. I am online most of the time although often busy during the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# ok!
As soon as I've sent boiler man on his merry way
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)
# What a horrid drizzly rainy miserable day
Never mind ! Here's Carlos and Pedro to cheer us all up ....



'Noon all !

edit/ subconsciously inspired by Joel Veitch of rathergood.com
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# oooh lovely
I'm happy



but still bloody freezing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Ayyyy hijole!

lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Yay!
All cheered :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# yay!
and the man has come round to fix my boiler, so maybe I'll be warm soon
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Huzzah !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Classic porn scenario.
Brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Arf!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# hehe
has he come to check the pipes..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# he's a bit chubby
not my taste at all. I did make him a cup of tea, though
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# any sexy results?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# plenty of bumcrack
if that's your sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# If Captain Wow
was filling the kettle there wouldve been....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Because I would have weed in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)
# It'll interfere with his 'tache, shurely?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# ^this
"yeah baby, c'mon, fix my boiler!"

Edit:
reminds me of the worst bit of porn i've ever seen

"yes, Mr. Electrician, the fuse box is right this way"
"um... Miss, why's there lying straw all 'round here?"
"and why are YOU wearing a gas mask?"
"well, you could give me a blowjob now that we're here..."

5 stars for the storyline
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# "My, it's getting hot in here, don't you think?"
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# I just need to increase the pressure...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Let's undress, just to be sure

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Motherfucker's
gonna drop the pressure.
/Mylo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Yay!
They are wicked!

Reminds me of the mexican band in the Fast Show.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Yay for this!
and sombreros.
Odd, it's a hot sunny day here but I won't rub it in, oh no.
'noon 'bitz!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# 'Noon lully 'pot !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# *sends in the clowns*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Eh?
Please don't. I don't like 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# What's 'we like the moon' in thpanish?
Just reminds me of the spong monkeys, is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# "tenemos gusto de la luna" apparently...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Doesn't flow, I must say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# No - we like the moon is much easier.
EDIT: I've just read your myspazz bulletin, and now I'm dying to know what your really rude special talent is =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)
# I like the moon.
But I like Neptune the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)
# there's a uranus joke around here somewhere...

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Don't pick it up though, it's been touched by all boys under the age of 35.
Blech.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# The best ever Uranus joke was on Futurama:
"We don't call it Uranus any more, we renamed it to stop those schoolboy jokes"
"So what's it called now?"
"Urectum"

=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# queremos la luna
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# I stand corrected... =)
In other news - hello stranger!

*hugs tentatively*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# or
yo gusto la luna
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# I believe it's
"Me gusta la luna," or, "Nos gusta la luna"

Lit., The moon pleases me/us.

/pedanto
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# nos gusta la luna is correct
in spanish when you like something its the other way around the object likes you...

"me gusta patatas" literally means potatoes like me 'gusta' meaning he/she/it likes.


This is how my spanish ex explained it to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Blimey ! You are so right !
I hadn't thought of it like that !

*nods to Joel*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# He's an influential young go-getter
With eyes aflame and.... yeah.

Actually, I don't know Joel, so he could not be. But I hope he is. Because you see, then it's his eyes aflame and rob's hair aflame. Which is nice.
*shuts up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Captain I agree with everything you just said
er....
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)
# It's probably for the best.
Do you know what I did last night? I painted a picture of a jellyfish (this is actually true) using indian ink. Excelp the jellyfish was white and I just painted in the negative space around it, like that episode of Buffy when Dawn is doing negative space in part class with that boy she likes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeee!
You are Brill!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)
# oh yes.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Tonight on You've been framed, Timmies dance goes wrong,
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

With fatal results!
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Oh dear
He's fallen to bits 'n that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha, yay for stickmen!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# RAWK and what not!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Yay!
he needs rocker's hair too!

Still RAWKS mind :P
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# A shaved head IS rocker's hair in today's crazy world.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# ice?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# It's the time,
of the season of magnets!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Ooh yes please
With extra iron filings please!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# magners is expensive tramp juice
magnets are funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# These comments
are both very very true.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Is Gaymers the one I like,
and yes, you do know what I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# No,
It is Bulmer's of Hereford.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Nearly...
It is John Bulmers of Hereford. He's the man who makes men happy.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Say what?
Thats what I said isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Kind of...
Apologies for any misunderstanding. If you'd just like to step this way I'm sure we can sort this out properly.

*hides behind John Bulmer of Hereford*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# *flings Legionnaires
infested water at Kerry*

/topical ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)
# *inhales*
*dies*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# ah yes,
thankyou. I thought I was far too cool for anything with "gay" in the title.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)
# ^this
HARD IN THE FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# *is reminded of that scene in Grim Fandango*
Aaah flaca de oro
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha !
Woo !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Magnets of the Carribean: Dead Man's Magnet?
woo woo

*simulates train noises*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# oh yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# THERE WILL BE NO ICE IN MY CIDER
Bloody ice. I hate drinks that are too cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# He Loves the stuff!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)
# That did make me giggle when I was checking out your profle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:25, archived)
# heh ta
It derived from the magnets craze last summer I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# You've got it in my head now.
It was Graham Chapman in the video wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# I think you're right!
As a schoolteacher
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# haha
I'd buy that
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# for a dollar?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# I'm putting lawnmower companies out of business.

prolly bindun!!
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# badum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Yes yes,
It cuts itself....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# no mower jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# If that is how its gonna go,
I think I better fly(mo)

If only for shear effect!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# you need to get blade
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# You're probably right.
I havent sowed my wild seeds in a while ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# just make sure your chopper
still works.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# or else you'll need miracle gro
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# It does.
Now I just need to weed the instructions on the condom packet.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# he'd do better if he was less fat
he needs to get strimmer
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:13, archived)
# That's not very nice :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# We need to sit in silage
and consider this
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# that'll help us
to get to the root of it all
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# it wasn't a personal attack
but I'll leave you a-lawn now
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# OK(ane)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Oh noes!
*looks forlorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:12, archived)
# hello, 'Pot
you ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Yep
I won't ask you whether you are cos I know you are! I read your good news down there *points* and replied with congrats and stuff.
I think I will get you to autograph my bras if that's OK :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Ok
I'll learnt to write immediately
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Contrary to scientists beliefs
The end of the world had been found. In Whitstable.
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# PETER CUSHING!
*Has been watching too much QI*
(Bumsmells, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# I met him once when I was very hungover in whitstable
He said "Good morning gentlemen!" to us bedraggled things as we waited for the first bus on Sunday.

We mumbled "Good morning, Mr Cushing..." as we stood somewhat awestruck.
(I helped save b3ta! Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# ooooooohhhhhh.....
AAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!




daily star!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# nice effect
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# look at the size of those groynes
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# mmm, lovely groynes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# I agree that it's certainly the ends of the earth :P
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# lovely jubbly
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Looks like a sparrows head.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Noice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# explain this please
/am curious
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# bi-curious...?
*is ready to unleash the dixon*
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# It's Whitstable, only being sucked into a point singularity.Ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Oooh, shiny. That does wonderful things to my brain
And can I just come out of lurking to show you all an email I just got:

Hi,

V r a g r a from $ 3, 33 www.daserunjintuhasderunlion.com


I did.


Had me laughing like a loon, that did.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# You're strange ;)
But I like you!

How do missy?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
and http://b3ta.com/board/6560778
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# 14,000 posts!!
And I bring you the American Army's new Hippocopter gunship.

I'll do a naked for 15,000... promise
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# hippoTOPimus!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Hippocopter punship more like
gets coat...
(Mr Bigglesworth is my master, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Christ
That's a lot of posts!

Well done sir and here's to the next 14,000!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Where were you at lunchtime?!?!?
I was looking for Captain Jack, but saw about 5 of them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# All Bar One
sorry to have missed you :(

We'll have to organise next time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# That's ok.
I was too busy supersizing myself.

I think we should organise a city based b3ta bash!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# what city where? who?
What? I'm sorry I've just woken up... WHAT YEAR IS THIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# The year is 1972
four vietnam vets....

The City of London.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# I'm up for it
since I'm now in the city 9-5 every day
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)
# I'm in that city
at least I think its that one
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# we need more of these
also: newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42049000/jpg/_42049706_beckett_afp_203.jpg

has this pic already been shopped?

(it was originally the pic to this story)
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6173234.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Frighteningly enough, no.
(Bumsmells, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# arg! damn you!
looks like someones done a cut and run job on her face!

still would though
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# "Brown Visit"
pfffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha
joys :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Britain's face abroad
that'd be enough to put me off being an insurgent
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# wheee - congratulations
well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Congrats!
How long until the enemy gets a hold of this technology though?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# 47 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# *Counts...*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# That's not real.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# haha!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# yay...congrats!
but will he be any match for my hummingbird gunship?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# ooh nice
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Animal aircraft?
I'll have some of that

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# These are cool
www.b3ta.com/board/6561914
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# woo
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# New EasyOwl night flights?
vereh cool.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Ha!
I have lots of those! have some





/remembers this mornings danceathon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha
they are the goodness! woo and likey.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:18, archived)
# I believe
that shark one was my first post on b3ta

please have some more, if you like





(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# the bananas one is particularly ace
wooness
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)
# I need to make some more
it's been a long time since I've made any new ones
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)
# You really are
The vehicle animal master WOO!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)
# these all rock
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# ta! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:22, archived)
# More more!
These make my balls tingle.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Magical, congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# fucking emo's
not satisfied with topping themselves, i had one of these tankers nearly plough into me on a roundabout earlier.
This, genteel folk, is fucking well unshopped.



(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# It's just called EMO in Ireland
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# does it burn itself?
good spot
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# fabulous response.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# dis ^^
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# :)
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Terrible pun teim:
guess the song

all apologies, had to get this out of my head!
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# massage in zein battle
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# winnar!
far too easy and pointless!
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# but enough about me, did I get it right?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Message in a bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Big Gun firing near Thai bird giving Back Massage
By Nuclear Assault
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# mmmmm Thai massage
I had loads of 'em in, well, Thailand
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# I guess...
Massage in a battle?
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# must be ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# battlefield rubdown dub mix?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Magnets of the Apocalypse?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Magnet in a battle?
Ladyboy massage nazi lesbian hooker from outer space forces man into weight loss program?
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# "I got bummed by a ladyboy in vietnam!"
*hums tune*
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# puntasticcluntfuncher.jpg?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Binkini?
It is, isn't it?
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# RACIST!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# No fleas?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# wtf?



:D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# that's a great pic
but I'm rissing somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# file name?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# that. does. not. help.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# it. wasn't. really. meant. to.
but if you google it, it might.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# It's a kind of tick?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# it is.
bisected accidentally.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# still suffering
I'm just too insulated from the world
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# is that Kramer the racist?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# no, I'm bored of him

I think it's a hitler "lookalike"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# speaking of hitler lookalikes
i know this is not the links board*, but
this i found very amusing.

*i'm too scared to post there
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# that is so glasscock it makes my mum groan

'twas in the newsletter and all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# sorry then
could have known you crazy lot already knew it
is there a b3tan behind it?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:04, archived)
# I don't believe so
all I know is that there's one of those carraaayzee dutchmen behind it, from the Zwolle region, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# oh gawd
woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Is that Kramer the racist on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# i thought it looked a little like eric idle
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Heehee
Seconded:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# just when you think there's nothing left in the tank
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's bindun
but it's still better than I could do.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# vrrrrrrrrrrrr PING
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# well she can ping my vrrrrrrrr anytime
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# strange loppiness goings on
*edit* works now


woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# thats ace!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# make her explode
it's the only way.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# oh she will!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# THIS HARD
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# HOW HARD?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# This Hard
*oustretches arms*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# good, good
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# I hope she's wearing a high sun factor...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# wow
steamy
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# arse...tits....arse...tits....
fascinating....

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# TurnTableTop Dancer?

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# splendid

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# oh yes
this is the tits

then the arse

then the tits again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Did you meed Sir Dearlove (Redsushi) for lunch?
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Nah
didn't see him :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# haha - good!
I hate missing out - I would have jumped on the DLR
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Party at Sian's Dec 2nd
Don't miss out
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# hmmm strangly hypnotizing
cant


look


away

/explodes
(I helped save b3ta! CommanderAce If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# She is such an annoying twunt
BURN! BURN!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Is that paris Hilton?
If not it's some other curveless 'girl'. Who I don't like.

Nice colour for the underoos though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Paris.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# this i like ver' muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Right - thats me hypnotised for the day
WOULD!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Would!
Who is that, by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# She really needs this kitchen utensil
Any excuse to roast a pea

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# I love this
post it more often.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# this is one
of the greatest things ever
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Ha !
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# He is a right wrong'un!
Kewl News!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# just daft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# ris?
is this in relation to a news story?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Baldmonkey punched a cat
in the fucking face.

In a thong.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# I'm ris'ing that too
Are you saying that baldmonkey went out in a thong and physically punched a cat in the face?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# yeah thats right
then he punched a squirrel in a jockstrap
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Yes
tomorrow he's going to wear a bra and kick a hamster to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
thats really great, no it is, really, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# hahah
the randomness reminds me of boosh
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# I like this, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# it is unlikely that someone in Cardiff
would use the vernacular 'A right wrong 'un by the look of him'

You would more likely hear 'He looked like a right nutter 'im 'e did'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Maybe she was a tourist
a sex tourist.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Oh!
I wish BBC News had a Nudey Mag News section
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# OMG ROFL Yeah
cause there's just like NO nudity on the Internet now.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# you want
www.nakednews.com

NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# I never understood that concept
I am led to believe that girls are taking off their clothes, while reporting about wars and shit?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# yes
this is essentially it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Shut it n00b
just kidding
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# ris? woo? yay? needless sycophantic approval?
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# You know where to lick
with your rough little tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# catty little tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# hahah
all bbc reports should be written in this style.

"Catty little head" haha
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# It's true! It happened in Fanny street!-
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# excellent
and nice attention to detail.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# I'll see your post and raise you an...

would have been funnier if Bobs hadn't got in the way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# boo hisss
*edit*

woo
yay
hula houpla
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# But funny all the same!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# haha
hurrah! Ooh, milestone approaching
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# NES?
I don't get it

/would have been funny if this was a Nintendo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Marina...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# HA!
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Arf!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# wonderful
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# hee hee hee
thass great
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# THERE IS NO WAY TO MAKE 'BRAD PITT' ANY FUNNIER
/CAPSSPACK
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# ahhh - there you are.......
*prepares deadly pun attack*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Marina
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# that's shit!
the film i mean, your pic is WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# ...
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Subtle and woo!
Tee hee...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# hahahahahhahaah
i gedit..
hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# indeed
Although this is a more interactive and entertaining device
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# pfftt
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Not a fan of the xbox?
I have never played one.

*huffs* I really want a PS3 but I'm pissed off with Sony about the whole 'What European market? Oh, fuck them.' thing. Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# I agree
WHy do we always get screwed up with the release dates?! WHY? WHY? WHY?!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# because our governments fuck about with them
plus there is far more work to do in terms of localisation.

Its understandable if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# 'far more work in terms of localisation'
I'm not arguing with you, I'm genuinely interested into what what means.

What do you mean toasty?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# translation to the various languages
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Ah.
They could release it in the UK though, if they're releasing it in the US. Or wait until they were ready and then release it everywhere all at once, to stop people selling them on ebay for £1500....

Am I oversimplifying?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Yup
There's also the issue of voltage - US mains has 120 volts while we have 230 in the UK, so it'll need a whole new transformer, with a UK plug of course...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# I just think 5/6 months is a bit pisstaky.
But meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# And then...
...there's the whole PAL/NTSC thing, too, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# and appropriate plug sockets
!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# That's not going to take 5 months though, wencharoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# 5/6 months is nothing
the PS2 took that long to come out.

the PSP took 10 months to come out in Europe after the Japan release.
as did the original playstation.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# I think i'll wait until GTA IV comes out.
By that time the PS3 will probably be under the £89357398435 mark too.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah
Plus I don't want a shitty, problem ridden first gen console.

But I want one *jumps up and down, cries in supermarket, throws teddy in puddle*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Yeah thats true
The first bunch of PS2's only lasted about a year before they died.
I've heard so much hype I wanna wait and see for myself.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# *picks up teddy*
Don't do that, what's he ever done to you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# *cuddles teddy*
*sucks thumb*
*pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Now, you see? That's better.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# :D
Are you a father?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# That sounds dangerously close to a proposition. :)
But, no I'm not. I am informed by my significant other that I am a pretty good uncle, though.

Edit: I quite like being able to disabuse my nephews of the requirements of worship in the Catholic school they attend.
And swearing in front of them. A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# live made it for me! and made me a hermit for a year.
i hope the ps3 has good online play.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# could always keep an eye out on eBay for muppets that don't put a reserve price on things...
www.b3ta.com/links/Stupidity_fucked_my_wallet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# I haven't played a console since the Dreamcast,
But I hate them all (especially the '360) for brining out good games only on those consoles (the latest GTA for example). They may eventually find their way onto the PC, but I would've thought they had figured out that porting to the PC initially would make them a whole lot more money.

Anyway, a TJ:
I am thinking of going to Sky, because I'm fed up with NTL's shite service. Does anyone have an honest opinion on Sky? Are they as bad as NTL with customer support? What's the broadband like?
(Bumsmells, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Consdering Branson now owns NTL,
I'd say anything is an improvement
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# branson or murdoch
so you've got a choice of lining either branson's or murdoch's pockets. Nice

I think I'd have to stick with richard "thatcher's poster boy" branson rather than give australian fucktard murdoch a penny of my cash.
(No6, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Sky pisses all over NTL
but they're still a bunch of c***s that charge more than they should.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# All that Sky+ and Sky HD is over priced bollocks, I agree.
But the basic Sky box, and 6 channel packs (all but music and news) seems and ok price at £18 (£9 for first 3 months).
(Bumsmells, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Freeview is free.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# hmmm, should be able to go cheaper than that
we took out the £7.50 package for the first 3 months, then £15 a month after that,
free installation bollocks and stuff,
not bad considering we can't get freeview
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Why not?
Are you on some sort of list in a KGB drawer?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:50, archived)
# I am a member of the FSB...
/I live in the arse end of nowhere, on the other side of the street they get freeview as they are higher up, we don't - meh
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# No arial reception in his area I expect
And the basic package is £7.50, which is 2 channel packages, but the one I want is 4 packages, because all of the channels I watch now are spread between those 4.
(Bumsmells, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# full freeview coverage covers a rather small proportion of the UK.
and no good if you're stuck in a welsh valley facing the arse end of the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Even in London
it's patchy and frequently spazzes out with that blocky interference
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# I still don't get some channels.
But then I am unlucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# A: GTA4 will be out on the PC. Just after it comes out on the 360 and PS3 first
and
B: Sky are alright but they cunt you over on the following:
- Your sky box must be plugged into the phone line at all times. Unplug it in the first 12 months and they get seriously arsey about it.
- Their broadband covers less area than NTL's cable does.
- It's free, and customer service-wise you get what you pay for.
- You still have to pay BT line rental.
- By giving you a 'free' sky box and equipment they can charge you for call outs and the like, whereas NTL rent you the cable box as part of your fee.

I'm not anti-sky, I have sky plus and another box in my room, but if either fuck up I'll have to leave as I can't afford to replace them.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Yes, I have heard that Sky charge you a callout fee, whereas I know NTL do it free.
NTL replaced my box 2 days ago because it kept freezing randomly (the picture was fine but the box and remote wouldn't work). This new one not only has the same problem, but is also emitting a nasty buzz which I can only put down to a wiring problem. Their answer? "Leave it a few days and it might fix itself". Well, that or I'll burn to death in an electrical fire...
(Bumsmells, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Haaaaaaaa!
That made me lolol

*clickety boo*
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# eggs box
took me a second or two
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# thought that was from the farm on 'The Archers 'there for a mo ;-)
*shows age*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Wow!
Thassa lorra zero's Arch . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# yes, I'm like a tree,
cut me in half and count the rings....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Seems a slightly brutal way to determine your age.
Couldn't I just ask how old you are instead?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# You could, but:
a.) I'd have to kill you

b.) I forgot my abacus
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# I know how old you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Could you tell me?
/Senile Dementia blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# You're 32.
am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# *checks birth susstificate*
nope, 30 apparently
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# I was close.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# okey doke.
Have this chocolate muffin instead.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# hehe
I was waiting for someone to notice that.

Well spotted, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# i got this rather instantaneously.
and that makes me feel good.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] everytink must go
(akzidenz grotesk, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# she'll be ok. They've just made a film for her...

based on the penguin film out soon...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)

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