can i be an arse and point out that the second frame is from hot shots?
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:48,
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I thought it was
but didn't want to say.
I then assumed that it was simply that Hotshots had done such a top version of copying it.
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:49,
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I then assumed that it was simply that Hotshots had done such a top version of copying it.
i remember watching it thinking
*that's a body double.... CHRIST! IT REALLY IS THE SHEEN!*
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:50,
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i assume its basiaclly saying he puts the band on to hide his spots?
im not sure either...
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:55,
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ahhaaa
yes ... sherlock is your new name ...
..no idea why to be honest
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:56,
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..no idea why to be honest
Dont apologise mate
I'm still half asleep, brains not working!
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:11,
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'nings, JPM!
Rest assured that I don't think you're a dirty c-unit.
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:38,
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True - I've fallen right into his trap!
*waits for abusive email*
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:48,
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*Whispers*
I Think He may have gone... Maybe Break time is over and he's got to go to his next Head-Dobber Lesson
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:53,
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I think you might be right...
*peers nervously over wall*
Yeah, I can't see him.
*head blown apart by bullet from hidden sniper*
Damn, I hate it when that happens...
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:57,
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Yeah, I can't see him.
*head blown apart by bullet from hidden sniper*
Damn, I hate it when that happens...
...and he only had three days to go before he was shipped home to his Sweetheart in Kansas...
...and that Farm he Always said he was going to Own...
God Damn You War!
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:00,
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God Damn You War!
Have you heard his 'funny' joke.
www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48871/
Have I missed something.
*Looks down*
What a cunt.
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:42,
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Have I missed something.
*Looks down*
What a cunt.
Crikey.
Let's all take a moment now, and be thankful that we're not like him...
*is thankful*
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:46,
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*is thankful*
Hurrah!
What more could I hope for on a thursday morning? Racism and hatred! Hurrah!
My favourite qualities of the human race, rolled into one board member, I do hope he tries to insult me too!
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:47,
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My favourite qualities of the human race, rolled into one board member, I do hope he tries to insult me too!
Well you're just a biscuit tea break
you abhorrence of the refreshing members
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:49,
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I'm full of biscuity goodness
and I get soggy when dipped in tea
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:53,
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I am most excellent
I'm about to embark on a day of possibly working, drinking tea and looking outside because it's sunny
There's a visible sun in the sky and this makes me cheer.
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:51,
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There's a visible sun in the sky and this makes me cheer.
Splendid! I agree, the sun makes the day much nicer.
It ruins the night-time though.
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:52,
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it does
That's why the moon wakes up, and like the dirty chav satellite that it is, scares the sun away
with threats of violence and intimidation.
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:55,
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with threats of violence and intimidation.
Bah!
All my hopes and dreams dashed upon a rock of fortitude!
I hope he's still reading this, becoming more and more enraged at this person he hasn't yet managed to insult directly.
*points and laughs* "haha, you're a big smelly tree with old branches!"
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:52,
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I hope he's still reading this, becoming more and more enraged at this person he hasn't yet managed to insult directly.
*points and laughs* "haha, you're a big smelly tree with old branches!"
big smelly tree with old branches!
*riddled with woodworm, and is about to be chopped down by axe to be burnt.
:)
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:59,
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:)
The Internet: Facilitating Easy Means of Communication.
I was charmed to find this in my inbox -
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:33,
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Heh, I'm mixed race
and Jewish descent
How come I don't get called a jew-nigger? :-(
*feels left out*
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:35,
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How come I don't get called a jew-nigger? :-(
*feels left out*
Now if you could just oppress me and make me sit at the back of the bus I'd truly appreciate it.
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:40,
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*fills with glee*
I'm a terrible person. My nonna would kill me if she saw this.
I just don't get racism, especially considering white people kind of started out as a lovely deep brown colour, back in the day.
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:45,
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I just don't get racism, especially considering white people kind of started out as a lovely deep brown colour, back in the day.
*chuckle*
I remember a sketch on [mind blank] were two black guys went to talk to the National Front and ended up throwing the white guy out and started shouting for the white settlers to be thrown out of Britain.
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:48,
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^^agrees
I'd rather be a nice brown colour than my vague pinkish white
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:04,
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i quite enjoy my vague pinkish white colour...
However, you can be whatever colour you like and it doesn't bother me in the slightest*
*unless you're blue. Damn blue's, coming over here, taking our jobs and stealing our milk**.
** erm, think i got colour mixed up with tits again.
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:11,
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*unless you're blue. Damn blue's, coming over here, taking our jobs and stealing our milk**.
** erm, think i got colour mixed up with tits again.
Maybe if you lucky girl
...the playbus won't run you down when it goes past :oD
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:51,
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S'ok
I'm just a bit sick of Krammer from Seinfeld posting here.
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:38,
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I still don't understand what he said
I was a bit 'What? You oppressed the black people, you didn't EAT them!'
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:41,
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I love the Ignore Button...
It's made the Board so Pretty and Clean.. Hurrah!
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:35,
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oh i dont know....
i think racist twunts posting massive, badly drawn pics with no hummus, make b3ta a much warmer and fluffier place.
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:39,
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I think he's a vicar
I just pressed ignore for the first time ever!
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:36,
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How rude - what a bellend
This guy really does take the biscuit (the soggy one).
Does 'ignore' remove the that person only or any other he creates? (i.e will it ignore his ip id as such?)
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:36,
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Does 'ignore' remove the that person only or any other he creates? (i.e will it ignore his ip id as such?)
Reminds me of the film "The man with two brains"
Kathleen Turner: "Kike nigger wop!"
Steve Martin: "Into the mud with you scum queen!"
Brain: "Who was that?"
Steve Martin: "Oh, just some scum queen"
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:38,
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Steve Martin: "Into the mud with you scum queen!"
Brain: "Who was that?"
Steve Martin: "Oh, just some scum queen"
Steve Martin's finest moment
Apart from Sgt Bilko (kidding, dont shoot)
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:43,
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*Aims*
It's obviously 'Cheaper by the Dozen'
*Realises Mistake.. Points gun at self*
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:46,
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*Realises Mistake.. Points gun at self*
His Pink Panther remake is the bestest filum in teh world
Make it quick
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:52,
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I'm hoping he has a horribly slow heart attack, while dressed up in his sisters clothes. (whilst wanking over big black man gay porn)
That way, he will be found for what he is, and will be shunned forever, as the heart attack will leave him in a vegetative state akin to ol' Joey, and shall suffer the curse of teh B3ta.
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:49,
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That way, he will be found for what he is, and will be shunned forever, as the heart attack will leave him in a vegetative state akin to ol' Joey, and shall suffer the curse of teh B3ta.
heh
skipping the naughty step and going straight to banning, are we?
Well, enjoy the trip.
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:46,
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Well, enjoy the trip.
you win
The BrownHaze prize for auspicious annoyance and first-to-be-ignoreditued
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:59,
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ALL OF YOU
please go for the next bus and be fucking under it. but dont die. get cancer first. then fucking die!
twunts
fucking dirty muslims, evil fags
i hope you all get ebola
nobs
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:31,
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twunts
fucking dirty muslims, evil fags
i hope you all get ebola
nobs
Doesn't 'knob' have a K on the front?
(Ning all, been busy as a bunny on viagra in prison getting his first conjugal visit in 10 years)
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:32,
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this isn't a good thread to say hello on
I've ignore hime, therefore I can't see you to say hello
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:33,
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sugar spun sister!
bodypoppin-with added colour.
i hope you approve- original is woosome!
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:28,
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i hope you approve- original is woosome!
That combined with
the music i'm listening to is very cool!
/jonkennedymyspaceblog
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:29,
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/jonkennedymyspaceblog
Wowsers... This is Good...
Watch out.. Some Advertising chap might Put it in his Bag and you'll see him selling Ipods...
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:29,
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he's a star man, waiting in the sky
he'd like to get to know us but he's busy doing a gay dance with a tv on his head...
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:29,
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Brown man !
Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco MAN !!!
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:26,
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Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco Choco MAN !!!
*draws mediocre a diagram, starting with the birds and the bees*
and describing a more entertaining way of spending the evening than watching reality tv
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:30,
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Actually, I'm in a chipper mood :-)
that wasn't meant to sound mardy :-S
I'm grand :-)
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:33,
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I'm grand :-)
I never watch reality tv
but please tell me more about those bees
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:33,
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hahahaha,
well, occassionally a bird or a bee perches on a toilet seat, and...
/'ning fella, you well? :-)
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:34,
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/'ning fella, you well? :-)
I'm grand, thanks.
Things are quite brill. How's yourself? And yeah, it has been a while :-S
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:39,
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Things are not so bad considering, at the mo anyway :-)
rather chipper mood today :-)
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:40,
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Always a good thing to know :D
And may the day stay that way...I have to stop the crappy rhyming...
Good to see you on though..
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:46,
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Good to see you on though..
How is school today?
Just wanted to know if all the tax I pay is making a difference to the education system.
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:31,
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I'm not a nanny, a primary school teacher, or a nonce...
... so i shant be playing with you anymore today...
*ignores*
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:24,
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*ignores*
Ah, just returned to find out that you're here.
I think I'll come back later.
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:26,
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Wow.. He's summed up my dilemna in life...
Thats as Good as a Granary Bap with Hot Bacon!
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:22,
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awww bless
poor killer robot..i hope he at least has a hidden death ray..or can shoot lasers from his eyes
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:27,
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sadly no
He could perhaps rock him self over and land on a small child or something.
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:28,
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What an existential robot
I like him
*tickles under chin*
*is glad he has no limbs*
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:28,
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*tickles under chin*
*is glad he has no limbs*
50 years ago
we'd have you stuck to a cross with a fork up your cunt! in the words of that dude from seinfeld.
unless youre not black.
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:20,
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unless youre not black.
odd how hes here
and chomp le chomp or whatever hes called isn't..
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:23,
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he didn't use the *c* word
mis-quotes... That's what got Hitler into trouble
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:21,
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Yes
That was the ONLY thing that got him into trouble. Apart from that he was a lovely bloke(!)
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:23,
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Instead of being rude
Can you try posting something which is funny. Could you?
I bet you can't.
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:24,
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I bet you can't.
thankyou admins
this bloke is obviously in need of treatment *bums*
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:24,
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There's a troll around?
I assume it's one I've ignored before then
Awesome
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:25,
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Awesome
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:20,
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Hahaha.. That's The One!
And I bet it would be much better than the rather try-to-hard Movie...
Yay!
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:20,
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Yay!
A Lot of Folks do....
I guess it's me being odd... But I hated it...
It really seemed.. ermmm...
Bad?
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:23,
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It really seemed.. ermmm...
Bad?
Hmmm... I'm with benkai on this one.
Although without the sad face =)
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:25,
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i liked it but....
some of the acting was awful...
..i'm looking at you Alba, and you bloke from Quentin Tarantino films whose name escapes me
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:30,
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..i'm looking at you Alba, and you bloke from Quentin Tarantino films whose name escapes me
arf
Most Chucklesome
I saw the troll came back
why do people bother to abuse it/them?
Ignore is your friend
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:20,
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I saw the troll came back
why do people bother to abuse it/them?
Ignore is your friend
^this
NIGGER!
50 YEARS AGO WE'D HAVE STRUNG HIM UP FROM A TREE!
on another note.... kramer is jewish, yes?
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:19,
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50 YEARS AGO WE'D HAVE STRUNG HIM UP FROM A TREE!
on another note.... kramer is jewish, yes?
You filled the magenta in the wrong section son
Otherwise, nice effort
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:18,
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Is that Pug?
From the african version of the Bash Street Kids?
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:19,
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oh my.
*shits self*
*goes to lunch*
Too many l33t sk1llz0Rz for me I'm afraid.
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:16,
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*goes to lunch*
Too many l33t sk1llz0Rz for me I'm afraid.
here is a stick of dynamite.
insert it in your anus.
then light it.
and jog on.
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:17,
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then light it.
and jog on.
*sticks fingers in ears*l
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la lala la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la lala la la la la
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:17,
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Imageshack have much more to do with their time
What do you do with yours?
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:19,
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Hmmmm.. Will you be wearing the tights and the boots...*drools*
Hurrah for Pantos being rendered filthy and disgusting as they were originally intended!
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:17,
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I had a springer
she was addicted to her rubber ring (thats not a euphamism but a dog toy)
We buried her with it (sniff)
And yes, she was dead BTW
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:12,
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We buried her with it (sniff)
And yes, she was dead BTW
She had wet dog smell even when dry (Futurama quote)
I once had some very strong resin & put it to her nose to see if she would have made a good drug-sniffer dog. No reaction.
Held it out to the cat & she loved sniffing it.
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:16,
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Held it out to the cat & she loved sniffing it.
the best thing to get a cat to sniff is vicks
it makes their face go all crinkly
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:17,
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Albos Oil - smells of eucalyptus
so probably very similar to vicks.
Makes em go mad it does.
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:19,
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Makes em go mad it does.
Braw!
I have biscuits in a drawer somewhere, I must find them. Thanks for the memories.
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:19,
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This is the second time in 2 days I've gone off on a tangent from a Gruntfuttock post
( , Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
( , Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
Bleedin' Ell!
Certainly not, Sir, certainly not.
I reckon 'Select All & Delete' would be an improvement on most of my rubbish.
It shows what kind of state I'm in this morning, I didn't even see the potential Napalm spin that could be used.....
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:06,
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I reckon 'Select All & Delete' would be an improvement on most of my rubbish.
It shows what kind of state I'm in this morning, I didn't even see the potential Napalm spin that could be used.....
ARRGHH!!
it's woo yay
all the way
coz shouting whoa nelly
just makes you smelly
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:03,
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all the way
coz shouting whoa nelly
just makes you smelly
*Sniffs Pits*
Oh. Yes. You're right. Sorry.
*Nips out to Boots for some Turbo Right Guard*
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:07,
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*Nips out to Boots for some Turbo Right Guard*
hang on, gruntfuttock
that sounds suspicously like my sig, where did you hear that word young man?
additional woo and yays
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:02,
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additional woo and yays
Gruntfuttock
is from The Goon show or Michael Bentines Potty Time as far as my memory serves
*edit - sorry, it's round the horne
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:04,
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*edit - sorry, it's round the horne
^ Like the man said....
Kenneth Williams most superb creation.
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:10,
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Young Man....... he called me young man......
*has day made for him*
:)
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:11,
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:)
It's all clear now, thanks
*goes to listen to some napalm death*
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:07,
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Hahaha!
Hooray for Not-At-All-Like-Napalm
www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2005/06/smells_like_vic.asp
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:17,
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www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2005/06/smells_like_vic.asp
I Want to Mouthkiss it...
Not Fear it.....
*Smooches*
oooh.. Hot Lips...
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 10:59,
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*Smooches*
oooh.. Hot Lips...
The eyes make it for me....
have 'Salmon Chanted Evening' in return:
( ,
Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:01,
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This is the best post I have ever seen on b3ta.
FACT.
*clicks like a loon*
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:10,
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*clicks like a loon*
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