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# tutu in a tutu with his degree class 2.2
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Tutututututu!
Yay!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
#
*comedy trombones*

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Look at his Cheeky Little Face... Looks like he's about to say:
No really.. I Wanted a 2:2.. I Mean I didn't even revise.. and I thought I Was gonna Fail.. No No.. a 2:2 is ok for what I want to do...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# *is headed for a 2:2
*cries*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# No You're Not!.. You just Gotta Believe In Yourself!
Just Believe....



Oh and do some more revising..
*Ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
#
revising sucking of lecturer's cock
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# That's how you get a 1st...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# desmond has got a desmond
huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Waits for someone to add a CDC
:)
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# don't be so bloody lazy
do your own cdcs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I'm paranoid at getting caught drawing one at work
Open plan and all that!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Have some Nazis with your lunch
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# She models for Bizarre sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# who is that perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# *shrugs*
some bint
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# oh, i see.
how is you by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# :D
Busy as fuckery!

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# i'm grand, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# thats not some bint!
thats the girl I'm gonna (pretend) to marry!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Pfft
She's no Bianca.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# *drools*



(ning)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Afternoon Sir!
What do you think os the bird on the front of the latest issue? Ancilla Tilia? She's not up to much, I reckon. A bit..... boring looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# nothing too special
although she seems quite dirty.

not a patch on Bianca or Aria Giovanni

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# ARIA!
My girly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Have fun
I did.

www.lingeriebyscavenge.com/snow-white-costume-p-4711.html
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# *spluffs*
*spluffs*
*spluffs*
*spluffs*
*spluffs*
*dies from over spluffing*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# *types "nurse uniform" in search option*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha...
Love the Tag Line!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# An ideal
vehicle for Jim the Davidson I'd think.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# An evneing with the BNP.
Are all BNP ladies that sexay.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# I guess
not
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Haha very cool
And she is FIT!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# I noticed that
While playing with my magnetic lassoo... *fap*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Got something here for you.
www.b3ta.com/links/The_Strokes_Hard_to_Explain
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant!

I have "stroke" as one of my subscription tags on YouTube and loads of The Strokes just come through.

Plus all the "stroking" videos before they gert deleted... which makes me reluctant to click on my subs...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# You will have to look further afield,
for 'stroking' videos.

*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Can I just have snow white?
mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Me being cheeky...


Maybe I should put Noob on the Bear ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Buzz

ooho you are naughty
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# very nice, i don't get it but nice
right i'm off for some bangkok delights
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# have some fun for me!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# i dont know if you'd like this type of fun
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# What with Ladyboys?
You are nawty!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Have fun :o)
It's a satire on how the board gets rattled :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Yay...
Silly Bear.. Thats full Of Vibrators.. Not bees/Wasps
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Mmm honey
Arrrghh no. Bees and wasps!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# ,,


Story - news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6170070.stm

Archive and blog
.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# oooh very good
too much hummus
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# If you've broken the law, why not.
(Woody999, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# what if you haven't broken the law?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Then what do you have to hide?
*had her fingerprints taken in primary school anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# A list of things to be hidden:
1) Misshapen genitals
2) Michael Barrymore
3) Oozing pus
4) Australians
5) Magma in a polystyrene cup
6) Teeth shaped like knees
7) Dwarves, midgets or people from Dover
8) Numbered lists
9) Profit
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# MAGMA!
I watched Volcano yesterday. Things I learned:

- Anne Heche has the most beautiful lips I've ever seen. And she's a gay so I have a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Gay
but choosy. Never mind, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Choosy?
She shagged Ellen Degenerate. I'm much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Ellen has
and extensive collection of toys and wears a rubber mask. This is why she was chosen. You don't have those things, so you're out of the running.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Are you sure I don't?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# You may have some toys & masks,
but these things are expensive and you are poor, remember?
So you won't have quite as extensive collection to entice her with. And she loves those glass dildos, and they're *very* `spensive.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# I have some rather expensive kit actually
Including an E300 handmade glass dildo that looks a bit like one of those marbles with the coloured ribbony things in them. I got it in a shop in Hamburg.

I do take it all very seriously... :-)

*shushes now*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Wow.
Do you and your friends go out on the street and roll your glass dildos together in order to win them off of each other?

There's an image that will live in my brain for, ooh, minutes probably.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# :D heh, no , I don't think any of them have one except me
If they do own toys, they're probably cheap plastic tat, like the stuff I had when I was younger and less discerning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Neophytes!



Honk.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# RONK
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# not any more
she's married to a man and i think she's a mother, so i'd say she was bi, so your still in with a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Lovely.
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# OI!
No. 4!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# :O ARE YOU UPSIDE DOWN?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# no but
any more of this cheap carlsberg and i bloody well will be
/let me tell you that for nothing blog
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# yeah you tell em
i need somewhere with normal people soon
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# my identity.
I fear databases.


@track_this_guy_for_no_good_reason = "select * from mega_db where id = #{@idcode}"

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# "Those with nothing to hide have nothing to fear" =
"People who are afraid should be."
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# details, details!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# agree
but, you get fingerprinted whether you have or have not broken the law - it is just to verify identity.
Currently in the UK it is possible that if you were questioned about or even witnessed a crime you could end up on a DNA database.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# personally i have problem with the DNA database
It proves all the crimes I haven't commited
and it's not like the police have access to it willy nily
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# -10 points for having a different opinion to me
+10 for saying willy nilly.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# hurrah! :¬D
the database is just a bunch of graphs
nobody can do anything with it other than match a graph obtained from a sample from a crime scene
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Hmm
If the database was to be hacked, and I replace one set of graphs with another. Or, as happens once in a very little whie on databases an indexer gets corrupted. Then what?

(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# How long is it til we all get little identity chips
planted into our brains?

Maybe with little electro shock modules so they can zap us if we're naughty.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# a friends on mine helped set that up.

he was going to do our DNA as a christmas gift, but then i realised that he'd also put it on the database, so i never did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# The problem with compulsory DNA tests...
Is that it renders the resulting nation-wide database pointless - all a rapist would have to do is pick a random pube out of a hotel plughole and stuff it up their victim's minge to cause chaos.

DNA profiling can only work when it is used to back-up valid suspicions or circumstantial evidence.
(mungo_spanner, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# The people who don't understand why things like this can be bad...
don't actually have a point, they just don't understand.

If you really think that if you've done nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear, please Google for Rodney King, Derek Bentley, the Birmingham 6 and Guildford 4, Jean Charles de Menezes etc. etc.

And please remember, the police only have to pass evidence that you are guilty to the CPS, they are under no real obligation to pass any evidence that your are innocent.


Not understanding something is not an argument!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# thing is,
out of all those you've listed, most had done something illegal, just not deserving of the treatment they got at the hands of the police and/or courts.
(dieselmonkey, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# i agree
but things like DNA don't prove anyone guilty of anything
they just place someone at a place
the police and CPS still have to prove that that person did it

oh well
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# oh yes
that the fella.

*gives WOO! to DNA database*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# I read about that this morn
I think this deserves a...

'click'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Brilliant!
Absolutely Fan-Frickin-Tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# excellent as always
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
they will never catch me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# You are satire!
You crazy-mad digital cartoonist you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Yay
When you open the link it comes up with 'Motorists to give finger...'
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Because...
It could be YOU!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Excellent Mr d'O.
As per.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# I just finished this
so I thought you might all like a quick viddy



edit: fixed, mebuccos

edit edit : Clicky for 24fps & 400px
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# that's better, and nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Ta very much
*runs off skipping like a girl*
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# cockeyed!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Its brokeded
:o/

*Edit - ooh it works now, nice one!*
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# OOOO
*cocks eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I'm a cockney. I'm a cockney.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Ha
The good ol cokney cock punch!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# ha ha!
i had to reply to you in order to see what the swear filter was hiding.......

(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha!!
marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Havent I seen this somewhere before?
www.b3ta.com/board/6564548
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# He could have added the spunk
as per you request.
(I helped save b3ta! HazBean, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# When I first saw it,
thats what I thought he had done. Nevermind, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# I
did, however add motion blur to make the CDC more realistic, and I'm about to post a larger version :p
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# A realistic CDC????
That's just not right!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HazBean, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
#
You've been banged to rights son
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Didn't you just finish that
early this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! HazBean, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# I........
tweaked the animation and turned on the motion blur to the CDC
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# We want spunk!!!
Not just blurry motion!
(I helped save b3ta! HazBean, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Dont worry
I'll make up for it next time.... there are a lot more scenes from that film that need a damn good CDCing to
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Ahh,
now Ive noticed.

/not really noticed blog.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Is that from a Clockwork Orange?
Woo to the tasteful CDC.

On an unrelated note, I just had to type a sentence in a report which said "Levelling and application of the stored humus to the area from which sand had been removed"

Which reminded me that I have no hummus :(
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
#
*points at no hummus boy*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I might make tacos and enchiladas tomorrow
And homemade guacamole.


Which is just better hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# *nods furiously*
I watched it last night and went to work with powerDVD and after effects :D

I have some more source for later consumption
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
just like last night
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# *waves*
Alright lass?
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# NEEDS MORE SPUNK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Gah!
Man-MoLoKo in the glazzies!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Not entirely sure
where I was heading with this so I'll stop now and post it.
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# sexeh tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
#
ball cock? get it?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
i likey lots!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# I Don't Know where you were Heading...
But She Likes him.. and wants to kiss him on the mouth...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# my god no!
there'd be flob everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# that damn well made me balls hide in me body
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# The Right Honourable...


Seam-free, as usual
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# pantyliner?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# i private messengered you about the flash help
but don't worry bout it, we've come to the
conclusion that Flash MX is just a pain in the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# party liar?
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# is that Jowell?
or is it Harman, I can never remember which is which.

Either way, have a big fat RIS to chew on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# marshmallow fellow
has a lady in his pocket?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Jessa Towell?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# once again we bow to your magnificence oh Great One
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# *starts cult as leader*
*checks spelling first*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# I for one welcome our new spelling-conscious overlord
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# that's not just a towel
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# It's a white folded towel
*nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# It's an M & S towel?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# 'hands towel'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# *Hands Jowell*
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# 'moves bowel'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# *dogs growl*
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# jizzy towel?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# wasn't he a 60's jazz trumpeter?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# jizzy rascal?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# fix up look shaaaaaaarp
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# filename helps as well.
;)
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# CHEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Lad in QVC quilt
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# arf
woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# hahahaha!!
excellent as per usual!

'clicky'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Brill!
Dab! Pilchard!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Yes, YES I SAY!
Splendid.

Can we see an end to the "He's behind you" posts now?
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# oh yes we shall.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# *cops a feel*

*feels like a sunday lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# nope.. that IS a yorkshire pudding
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# /Lurks

Re-Lurks
(Andre_66, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# pop!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# subtle :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Didn't you post this yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Cunt's certainly not fresh...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# I did
For about 10 seconds, at 5:30. thought id save it for today.
(Andre_66, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# pearoasting whore
;)
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# we see EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# I thought I'd recognised it
But I could have sworn it was someone else. I was about to say, worst case of mindpiss ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Goes great with
"sugar tits"

/Gibson blog
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Debbie or Mel?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Or even SG
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# arf!
I like that

'trots off to find a vending machine'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Hahah
This i like more thank mine!
(Andre_66, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# i thanks yours too
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Subtle
(Dr Marrowfat Okapi markings are the reverse of the Quagga, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# lady vengance was a disapointing film
tho my expectations were high cos old boy is so good.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# no i did not like it either.
i haven't seen oldboy though
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Old Boy is great
a must see in my humble opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Definitely
I just love it when he walks out of the lift.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# indeed
it is like watching someone play streetfighter 1
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# It hurts but I will edure it.
See the film, and all will become clear.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# i agree
i watched it saturday
and while it was cool in a strange way
i felt it lacking in some ways

like, what was her "great plan"?
she just seemed to find him and drug him
it was hardly elaborate
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Wasnt it a guy who found him an drugged him?
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# nah, it was a mate of hers from prison
but still, hardly the great masterplan
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Have I got the right film,
or did I just not get it?
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# i'm as confused as you are now
young girl takes wrap for killing a child during it's kidnapping
12 years later she is set free, and begins her revenge on the guy
she went to prison for...

ring any bells?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Ahhh,
I thought we were on Old Boy, althought the plots very similar. Carry on ; )
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# and to my western eyes
everyone looked identical.

the neural net of my brain is not highly trained enough to tell all those slim dark haired women apart.

hmmm, to koreans, walking down oxford street must look like an alien circus.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# *hasn't seen it yet*
But Old Boy was fantastic, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# obligatory BIGGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# smaller!
oh no it isn't!

etc
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# I tried to do a similar one last night
based around "Boys Don't Cry" and the fact that the male lead being a short-haired woman is completely unremarkable in a pantomime. Try as I might, I couldn't make it funny.

Oh - woo by the way!
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# I don't know what the original was....
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# There are two films
Sympathy for Mr Vengeance and Sympathy for Lady Vengeance. He's swopped the titles over to satirise the fact that the male lead in a panto is traditionally played by a girl.
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# It's so dull when you put it like that.
Probably means it's dull in the first place.
(Dr Marrowfat Okapi markings are the reverse of the Quagga, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# I like it!
Can't speak for anyone else.

This seems to be a really difficult compo.
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# *joins the queue to have a stab*
Overhand mind, not underhand..don't want the knife slipping
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# don't want to cut yourself :)
*wood axes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# It's wonderful to see them in the wild....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# thier ... every four day.
their ... every four days.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# bahhh
had probs with his comp too, took ages to upload

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# aww
s'funny though!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Have the those Loony Lefty Liberal Lezzers made it illeagal to Hunt Toffs with Dogs yet...
They Just don't understand the ways of the Country ...
etc
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# thet gave us tablet pcs in a science leson
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(snafle my bijingo please, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# NORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# they gave us abacuses,
slide rules and a piece of graph paper, if we were LUCKY!

oh, and 6 of teh best.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# ^this
once a year, we would crowd round the bbc micro and control a robotic tortoise.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# yes i remember doing that
we did it so rarely that i don't think i learned anything from it whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# WITCHCRAFT!!!
Burn the eleck-trickery users!
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Bring on lunchtime and Daredevil Dennis!
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Did anyone play Grandmas Garden?
I did a google for it a while back and came up with some quite different results!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# *spacks*
logotron.
*shows age.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Lucky bugger...
we'd get more done with that stuff, these are shite.
(snafle my bijingo please, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Luxury!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# my chemistry lecturer made us go to a seminar
called "crack, smack, speed and weed" because it would be 'very useful' for us.

we all learned how to make crack cocaine, various other illegals. interesting, but there were no questions on MDMAs in the A level exams.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Our School taught us the 'Correct' Way to Sniff Glue...
A Police Officer stood on stage and demonstrated how you undulate the bag to stop the Glue Hardening (Stopping the Fumes)

I Went to a Very Prole School...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# haha
see, that's a useful education! bloody curriculum these days...
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# those Bromide hydrocarbons.....
...bunch of slags I tellya.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# *broams*

they gave us bad aids in art class
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# halogenoalkane-allicious!
(Dr Marrowfat Okapi markings are the reverse of the Quagga, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 - octobromo-octane?
You just made that up you big fibber!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# shush you...
stop applying reality to my fantasy.
(snafle my bijingo please, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Crazy singing biker


^ Right click and Save Target As... 2.4mb DivX AVI...
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# *waits*

ah, you may want to switch on compression a touch on the pic
Or use this one, www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/biker.jpg

watched it now, I was hoping he'd be riding about :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Done :-)
Cheers, sorry, got a little carried away.

Probably quicker to "save target as..."
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# of?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# You Either Love it or you Hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# hmmm
yeasty
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# ewww...
woo shoppery though.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# The perfect accompaniment for...
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# .
Should that not be "Fanjitas"?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# *scribbles note*
I shall attend to it later!
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Norman Bates: best dame in the business
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# nooo
you're supposed to shop it

etc
(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I accidentally pasted some HTML into multimap instead of a postcode and look wkat happened!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# hmmmm.... they need to do an HTMLencode on that...
... silly multimap!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Oh no!
TJ:

New mashup you cunts. The shittest one yet!

www.b3ta.com/links/Take_Your_Hoes_Out
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
#
woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Hmmm...*looks around office.. decides he will wait*
*Marks for Later Ear-Guzzling*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# madness
hold on.......
what's that.............

DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! THAT WAS MY POSTCODE YOU DROPPED IT ON!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# ha ha
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Hoorays.
Now try inserting some code with database calls. You know it makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# *inserts*

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Saucy.
For anyone interested, I was getting odd performance issues using FreeBSD for my porn server, so I'm switching to Slackware 11. Hoorays!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# *injects*
Try and make multimap permanently display something hilarious and mis-shapen
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Okays.
www.multimap.com/map/places.cgi?client=public&lang=&advanced=&keepicon=true&quicksearch=%3Cimg+src%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wheelybird.plus.com%2Fwheelybird_9165.jpg%22%3E


edit: And how's yourself The Neville? Still doing that work thing you told me about?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Revenge

Click for bigger (60 kb)
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# yay
so it does



I quite like that
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Oh goodie!
A new game for Christmas time!
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# ...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(hamchicken&peas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# pool table?
arf!

this is my sister in Egypt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# nice..
Your sisters nice as well. is she good at pool then?
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# yes
we beat each other every other game. It's just like the old days, only the beating doesn't end in black eyes and bruises much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# My older brother stopped picking fights with me
when i got bigger than him and pummelled him then sat on his head for three hours till dad came home from work..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Haha!
I could never sit still for three hours
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Go for the easy pink!
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Or the tight brown.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# could try for
the loose red :P
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Or the bumhole
Did I spoil it?
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Ewww,

trying to caox the little fat mouse from his furry hole.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# May I have her?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# I love this
I could watch her all day.

Will she rinse my tea mug?
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# you may try
but she carries a gun, you know
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# swimmer with a ball gag?
kinky.
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# oh yes
pool table

/steps away from kinky
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# kinky watersports time.

*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# so that's why Mrs. Johnson keeps mentioning a pool table.
despite the fact that she can't play it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# pfffft
Ace!

I bet he wasn't expecting THAT when he came up for air...
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# thats a deceptively large pool




table
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# or a deceptively large swimmer
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# hehe
this i like...
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# haha!
he needs a strap around his mouth!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# watch out for the girl with the cue
that could smart a bit ....

*likes
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# easy pink or tight brown....



oh wait thats snooker
(hamchicken&peas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# I animated SSS's dancing tv head guy


edit: bugger, i see someone else has already done it!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# does your brain feel moist?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# mine does
mmmmm moist
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# After watching a BBC programme last night on neurological surgery,
and realising one patient had the same diagnosis I got last year, right down to the same pain areas and condition,
my brain feels very moist, and iffy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# crikey!
are you going to have electrodes shoved in your brain?

or are you waiting for some stem cells?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# the woman who had the cluster headaches for 3 years
I've had them now for getting on to 5-6 years on and off (on a good stretch at the mo with very few).
Hers was a chronic condition with 8 'attacks' during the day, although it's there permanently for those who gets them (wake up - bedtime)
she had same pain, same area of head, and I couldn't have described my own pain/condition to it any different. As I'm on
a good stretch at the mo I won't be going down that route, but if I have another bad run, I'd definitely consider
the electrodes yes :-)
The guys at the hospital when I last went just reckoned there was 'nowt that could be done to seriosuly help it'
It was nice to see something that possibly could
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# cluster headaches?
/cant be arsed to open another tab to google, and b3ta is source of all knowledge anyway, blog
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# its a series of painful - rather than aching 'attacks' that occurs in the head,
usually localised around one point (in my case the right hand side, adjacent to the eye).
The pain tends to be underlying all the time, from waking up through until sleeping.
In my case, the pain tends to last in 3-4 months bursts at a time, and you have to get used to it,
but you do get a lot of 'sharper attacks' during the
day. I've had the whole gamut of drugs/scans and the like, and was told earlier this year
that there wasn't a lot that could be done.
Thankfully now, I'm 4 months in to a 'good' period
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# it's weard as the brain itself can atuallt feel no pain, it all the stuff around it
i remember watching one on brain cancer and a cuy was haveing a big tumopr cut out his head but they needed him awake so that they didn't go too deep, the doc on that said that the brain doesn't feel pain itself.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# my pain isn't 'in or on' the brain, rather to the side of it,
next to my right eye, but i'd be interested in these electrodes as a long term solution,
I'd even get my own remote control
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# why yes
yes it does.
and it smells slightly of old lady
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# reverse it and loop it
then put more of them in a row so they're dancing together..
or don't. whatever its your choice really, I would do it myselfbut I can't be bothered..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# its gone slow, have this chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Ace as usual!
'nings Mr Toast.

Is your back better now?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# sort of
but not completely.
I think I've done something nasty to a vertebrae
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# have them fused together with metal rods.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Robot spine!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# I'd have about as much movement
as I had yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# alexander technique?
if anything its a good excuse to lie still and do bugger all.
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# I might give it a go soon
I've been through Reiki, cranial-sacral therapy, Physio, Osteo and Chiro so far
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# ahh not good
Well the advantage of the Alexander technique is that you can do it on your own. Your library should have more information

one could surmise that its cheaper even


scandal
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# yet with the added strength of titanium
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# who is it?
it's very woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# *haves*
woo
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# in the biblical sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# meh.... any port in a storm
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# he seems like a nice fellow
I like!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Jesus!
Jesus with a Pooper Scooper.
(__, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Wow
I had to stop tying a fantastic piece of prose to come and applaud that!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# you dropped this
p
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
#
pI had to stop tying a fantastic piece of prose to come and applaud that!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Lovely!
Anyone we know?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# its a boarder yes so maybe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# be it me?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Tres artistique
woo man :)
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# ha ha hairy!
:)

does anyone have any skill with Flash
something is really annoying me and i can't tell what i'm doing wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# You have to unbutton your coat first
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# *unbuttons*
oh wait, you're talking to him.

*buttons*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Pffft!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# ha ha
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# what are you trying to do?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# all of the aceness
superb zombie skin tones
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Ooooh, now who does that remind me of?
Sirius Black, that's it.

I really like the way you colour, everything seems a little embossed.

(BTW, the manwife loved Captain Zombie!)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# good good
If he wants doing (and not in that sense) send a picture over
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# You'd do that?!
Oh you are a schnookums.

I'll grab the photo off our myspace and send it over.

*sends big thoughty head love toastwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# looks more drunk than a zombie
but then again, I don't see much difference in real life between them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)

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