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Inspiration (and not very good interpretation by me) from below...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:41, archived)

would

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:42, archived)

pedalo!

hmmm, the board seems to be running as though through treacle

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:47, archived)

Clearly needs more sick.

Or even a bit of tubgirl shitspout, at a pinch.
/helpful blog

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:43, archived)

Typical Journo response. :)

I was steering the SFW course.
/feeble excuse blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:45, archived)

Or maybe even a sprinkling of Buddy Holly.

What's NSFW about vomit?
The stuff's practically compulsory in this trade.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)

I refer the honourable gentleman to my previous response.

"typical journo"

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)

Honourable? Gentleman?

*looks round*
*shrugs*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)

Mr Tramp, sir - I meant *you*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)

Aaaaaah. I see.

So what's NSFW about Buddy Holly, then?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)

eh?

~~sick~~ hardcore spitroast action

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:46, archived)

no such thing as "not enough spitroast"!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)

I agree!

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)

Class.

Sheer Class.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)

\o/

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)

Oof.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)

Ha ha!

/bokes

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)

'tis ace

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:01, archived)

'Beauty is truth, truth beauty,'

- that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

John Keats

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)

Ah, you've actually hit on a storyline at the moment.

Whatserface is going to be bulimic.

The small blonde one with the suprisingly large boobs. Went out with John Paul and then found out he was gay.

Hannah! That's it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:46, archived)

post a link to the boobs

or GTFO

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:48, archived)

Gah, can't find one.

She's always in her bra on the show though.

They don't look big in clothes, but they're fairly nice in the bra. Which is horrible considering she's playing a 17 year old.

*smacks self over the back of the head*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)

yeah,

when she took her top off a few weeks ago i nearly fell off the couch!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)

You're telling me

Shit almighty, it's taken me about ten minutes to post this. What's wrong with the board?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)

fuck knows

hopefully it's better now

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)

Jeezuz

I've never even watched the bloody show!

Thanks for the heads-up, tho, Cap'n

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)

God I hate ppl like that1They go to the toilets to puke

and then use the fucking sink!

Bastards.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)

Taxonomy of Half Man Half Biscuit fans cont..

cfb

(Laundry, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)

Very nice!

(saving it as a .gif would probably have been better, but ne'er mind)

Edit: wait a moment! It is a gif, but seems to have jpeg artifacts! Hmm...

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teedyay, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:32, archived)

GIFs have frames that work

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:35, archived)

lossy gif?

option in photoshop

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:41, archived)

Let the speculation desist

for I know little of that which you speak. I'm not very tech savvy and have only just managed to cobble together the scanned drawing.

My only strength lies in the biro.

(Laundry, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:47, archived)

but the pen is mightier than the sword

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)

Arguably true,

but in this instance, knowledgeable use of photoshop is a bit better than the pen.

(Laundry, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:04, archived)

i agree

though swords are rubbish for image editing

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)

while that is funny and all that

how the hell did you make it look so crappy?
and the file size is quite big for what it is

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)

HAhaha I'm number 12

But you could have put the in teh place of the last one. Oh well it's all in the learning curve. At least your posts are good.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)

Are you tall or short?

If you are tall then I spit in your cornflakes ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:36, archived)

Covers cornflakes

But I'm normally mindful of people of the small persuasion.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:39, archived)

Yay!

Lovely second post.

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)

yes again

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)

taxonomy rocks

i can't wait for part 2336!

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:34, archived)

haha!

i'm the baldy blokes manwife.
what the hell is half man half biscuit,it sounds scary.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:35, archived)

O_o

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:36, archived)

no i don't mean manwife

i mean man wife
or husband if he was the lady and not the man, oh sod for the sake of this post i'll be gay.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:39, archived)

Haha

*wishes that^ post had an "I like this" button"

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:42, archived)

i was more shocked at the lack of awareness of HMHB

who are all of the ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:42, archived)

i will once again look into this

but i'm still being gay.
i've put on my special gay jpg skinny tee shirt.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:46, archived)

Half Man Half Biscuit is a band

They do many funny songs, though many with plain absurdist lyrics (like the aforementioned Four Skinny Indie Kids). They reference a long of British pop culture, especially from the 80s/90s.

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:50, archived)

i've now looked into this.

i attempted to listen to 4 tunes. i'm now the bloke outside moaning about the noise. never liked this indie music stuff.
although i left my heart in papworth general is a fine title.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)

My favorite tracks by them are

1966 And All That
Joy Division Oven Gloves
With Goth On Our Side
Trumpton Riots

I love "1966 and all that" just for one verse, really. "We sat and decided / as the seasons collided / that our love was fairly utopian / if it wasn't for my pills / my psychiatric bills / and your unreliable fallopian"

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:02, archived)

No frills

handy for the hills, that's the way you spell New Mills!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)

Hahaha! Splendid.

Used to spot those GITS who almost DEFINITELY also like CHUMBAWAMBA at Pop Will Eat Itself gigs too.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:38, archived)

but

what sort of CUNT likes chumbawumba?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:44, archived)

A deaf CUNT, I suppose.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)

Hahaha great

I am the reason why the people in no. 15 laugh. I am so used to singing wrong lyrics (on purpose) that I often forget how to sing them correctly.
It's the same with malapropisms.
*clicks again*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:38, archived)

At the sortof gigs I go to...

the One Arm Dance is mandatory.

Bloody dance-fascist you!

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:42, archived)

nice work!

I saw them in December and they were all of the ace!

edit: If I could draw, I'd add the following -

A teenage wannabee metaller who had been dragged along by his parents, who was on the barrier and not pleased about it, as he couldn't handle the crush.

How did I know he was a wannabee? In between the support act and HMHB, he got out a fucking comb and combed his hair!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)

Sorry if this is poor form...

...to repost so blatantly, but I reckon it is now optimised, and part two follows so beautifully (in my next post).

cfb

Cheers for all the feedback and encouragement so far!

(Laundry, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)

Sorry but here's another on

Don't repost:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)

Aye.

Point taken. Won't happen again. Honest.

(Laundry, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:32, archived)

thats ok

Hello! Welcome to b3ta and all that

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:36, archived)

this^

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)

nice one fella/lady

although really speaking, it's a bit of bad form
but you're new so we'll let you away with it

but you're new so we'll ~~let you away with it~~ bum you till your arse falls off

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)

hahaha

that is excellent and rather accurate.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)

<takes cover>

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)

that man loves his ham

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)

Pesky squirrel.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)

Hahahaha!

Ace!

Wheeeeeee!
She can play with etc etc

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)

haha!

thing is, with her genius she'd probably crack MI5!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)

I fail to see the difference between Scarlet there

and the average girlfriend with anything technical:P

runs for cover

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)

Oh yes

Women are rubbish at anything involving computers.

For example, I've never even been on the internets in case I break them.

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)

I did convinced mi old man once that he'd deleted the internet

But it was OK as I had a backup on floppy:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)

I use it for looking at shoes

It's fun. Just ask a man to log on for you.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)

Oooh sounds intriguing

does that internet thing do lipgloss too? And celebrity gossip?

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:34, archived)

Celebrity gossip is a bit thin on the ground

but I find that nothing beats "Hello" and "Heat" magazines because you can read them in bed.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:43, archived)

put the kettle on love, careful you don't burn yourself

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)

NO!

you go bum yourself!
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)

Arghh, techno-witchcraft!

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)

Its probabily for the best

women might learn that they can vote or other such lunacy

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)

Yay!

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)

Squirrel bitch-fight...

Woo, Yay, Harrah!

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Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)

Ahahahaaa!

excellent

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)

Awwww....

Let her play with the laptop...

*Ahem..* Just let me close down this 'Specialist' Website
*cough*

Woo

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)

Ahh man, you're drawings are always immaculate!

TJ: I feel well miffed, check this out from about 9 months ago:

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)

I did say it had

bin dun... noone listened.
/story of my life blog :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)

Lolz Porn

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:32, archived)

Yup I remember that

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:32, archived)

aww

that means more to me than a front page. *love in*

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:36, archived)

I love what they can win.

*click*

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Aenesis, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:36, archived)

I love what they can win.

*click*

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Aenesis, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:37, archived)

I love what they can win.

*click*

Echo!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:39, archived)

Kat has

dead, dead, eyes today, I see...

Edit: woo!

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teedyay, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)

Yay!

What's that white stuff on Scarlett's inner thighs? he says innocently

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:32, archived)

fluff.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:37, archived)

Parcelfarce

I waited in today as my mum had sent me a parcel, a set of 26 fine lead crystal glasses.
The box was labelled 'VERY FRAGILE'!
I opened it to find only one glass had survived the journey intact; hence:

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Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)

you binned it?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)

hehehe

i like it

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)

haha

hamfisted bastards!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)

they do insurance, don'they?

if it was labelled, i'm sure you can claim against them

but yes, they are fucking useless

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)

Half brilliant...

half depressingly true.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)

Hahahaha

I found last Christmas a unopened Christmas card on the street outside where I live. I turned it over and it was not only addressed to me, but it contained money!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)

christ

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)

Yeah really really bad

and really really good at the same time:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)

jeeze, thats awful.

was it sent insured or anything?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)

you've bin done (this pic hasn't though so woo)

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)

All Courier services are shit...

In my work things turn up broken or Late or not at all all the friggin' Time...

Bit Lame when thats all you do...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)

You would have thought that

these companies would have learned by now the classic proverb:

Pay peanuts, get migrant monkeys!
.

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Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:41, archived)

Inspired on a journey back from Liverpool

Having seen a very dodgy exchange of parcels at a car park.

Took far too long to shop for the result though :(

bindun?

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

check

weebls stuff

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

I saw that

but the subject was Pies.

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)

i was unecessarily harsh

sorry

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)

s'alright

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)

did someone say pies?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)

I saw that earlier and I don't get the scales

Not as weird as Kate Bush's song Pi.

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)

oh dear

think of a song beginning with the line "Somewhere over the rainbow..."

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:37, archived)

weigh a pie

way up high

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:38, archived)

weigh a pie

way up high

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:39, archived)

From last week or summat. :)

Great minds etc.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)

Pikeys? Liverpool?

Who'da thunk it?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)

Was it the Ikea in Warrington?

Woo :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)

yes

how did you guess?

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:34, archived)

Because it's on the M62

and the nearest Ikea to Liverpool

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:38, archived)

Inside scoop!

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

*clears space on FP*

Woo!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

TJ!

Did anyone hear my text on XFm?

You'd know it if you did.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)

do tell

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

I got a b3ta reference on there:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

tell me more...

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)

Shan't:P

The theme was things that were childish.

I said: My favourite website, on which I spend half my life, regularly features badly drawn magenta willys:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)

christ!

we'll be inundated with noobs after that plug!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)

Naaaa didn't say the sites name

anyway some may even do some images:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)

tell me more...

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)

Did you get very far?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)

nonononono

they drag each one out longer than that
they have to milk every last drop of credibility out of each 'plot'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)

I like the way

whole families of characters dissapear for months on end

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)

i like the way i never watch it

either cos i'm putting mictospawn to bed
or cooking tea

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)

you put mictospawn to bed at half six?

how old is he/she?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)

18 months

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)

aawwww...

mine'll be 3 in may

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)

cool!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)

my boy's just turned 2

and he goes to bed at 8

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)

bloody hell

ours is usually zonked by 6.30

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)

he sleeps through to 8

and he sleeps for an hour or two during the day

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

I'm 22.

and I go to bed when I want.

_{*wanted to join in*}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)

that does it!

*puts pj's on her*
*makes bottle*
*reads story*
*puts captain to bed*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

you'll go to bed when i tell you to young lady!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

Well thats no good!

*puts capt.Wow to bed at 6:30 sharp*

*edit* ok, too many of us are too eager to take wow to bed

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)

mine has gone to bed at seven since we brought her home from hospital.

and she gets up at 7

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)

mine's the same

but he's 8 to 8

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

you're both absolute cunts

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)

mwah ha ha

you having a tough time with yours?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)

no, he's fine now 7pm-7am

minor trouble with teething

but he was all over the place when he was younger

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)

what time is yours up?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)

*high fives*

we are the super parents!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)

*low fives*

yes we are!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)

we need an exclusive club!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)

Ditto, eight until eight

She's nearly 5 :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)

*ivesb,aphex and IVV group hugs*

oh come on micto!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)

Aww, quite a few parents on b3ta

I'm enjoying a few more years of freedom before we consider anything like sproglets

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)

or just because its utter utter shite?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)

this too

although i have met a couple of former hollyoaks actresses and they were both stunning and incredibly freindly, so much so, in fact, i was worried one of them was going to snog me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)

'going to snog me'

you make it sound like you're completely incabable of defending yourself.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)

you don't konw what its like!!

and shouldn't you be in bed?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)

I get that alot too.

people trying to snog/shag me.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)

worried?

why the hell were you worried?

and what ones was it?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)

no idea which one

i don't watch it

but we were in a bar with lots of other 'industry' types, and we were sitting together and just chatted, had lots of eye contact, mirroring, the lot, despite the fact we were talking about my son, and my wife, and her boyfriend and stuff - it was rather surreal

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

if your wife has a boyfrined

you should have snogged her!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)

Look at you and your moral.

I'm so proud.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)

just the one mind

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)

One is enough for any man

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)

True dat

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)

I LOVE HOLLYOAKS

and watch it obsessively.

So there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)

good god woman!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)

I couldn 't give a shit.

I love bad telly. On a normal weekday I watch both Hollyoaks, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (unless University Challenge is on) and then onto Most Haunted.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)

*shakes head*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)

ooh

i watch university challenge too.

i normally have a competition with my sister and i usually win.

*looks smug*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)

:D I have a competition with myself.

unfortunately, it's usually the time when manwife decides he must talk to me about shite.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)

I wasn't allowed to watch battlestar galactica last night!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)

Unfair!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)

i know!!

I've got to wait til sunday now!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)

yeah

my ladywife usually starts waffling shite just after her fav programmes finished and mine's just starting

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)

i watch it

and ignore my missus who hates that sort of telly

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)

*cries*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)

*cares not*

I've been watching it since the beginning.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)

I really miss university challenge :(

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)

Is it gone?

OH NOES!

I want QI back.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)

no i live in germany now

no incredulous paxman here. :(

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)

there's a series on now

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)

I love bad telly too

Jeremy Kyle and Judge Judy are ace. I cannot watch Hollyoaks though. The acting is too bad. And I can't believe in the families: they all look different from one another and have different accents. Although, having said that, I can't tell them apart either. One vacant-looking wooden teen being much like another.

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)

yeah but it features young ladies with big bosoms

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)

that'll be the big attraction then

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:35, archived)

Jeremy Kyle is brilliant.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:35, archived)

most haunted

...is amusing. Because derek is the best actor in the world! You don't get your money's worth if he's not possessed by quarter past 9. That is all. *obligatory lurking comment*

(TruckfulsOfWoo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:10, archived)

ZOMG!

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)

Hwah!

Muchos good!!!

That reminds me...

/re-adds you to msn

(Vega31, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)

Chris?

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)

Yup.

Old e-mail address self destructed, never got back my address book. I've added you, but the .com variety, that correct?

(Vega31, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)

check your PM

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)

Done.

And maybe dusted.

(Vega31, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

Hahahahaha... Watch out.. They'll commission you...

Hurrahs...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)

Now, fit it all into one scene and you'll really be getting somewhere.

(and: where's 'OMG mardy girls moaning'?)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)

Well, as long as it continues to have fit young blond women in it...

...i'll still not watch it

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)

Even though they put them in school Uniform and make them skimp about being Slutty...?

Nah that would be more like a 40 year old TV Execs School Wank Fantasy...

eeeerrrrmmmm... Oh Yeah...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)

Who are you calling a 40 year old TV Exec?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)

I Am Really Sorry...

No.. I would never call Anyone that

*grovels*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)

Apology accepted.

Now get into that uniform and skimp about acting slutty, there's a good girl.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)

ooooh...

*Minces*
*Wiggles*
*Catches Sight of self in Mirror*
*Dies Vomiting*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)

Congratulations, Spen-

You have just written the perfect Hollyoaks script.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)

Needs More Anal Rape and then its on the Money...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)

laughage

great

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)

hahah!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)

Christ

is that still on?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)

I think this might be true of most soaps

but you deserve a gold star for reminding us!
*clicks*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)

I thought....

just the same thing last night when the wife switched on the TV.
Oh look!!! They're doing AIDS now. Next step necrophilia?

(5318008 it's the magic number!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)

Quick.. Phone them.. I Don't think they've done that one yet...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)

EDIT: bollox! I done did it wrong!

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

i like that

nd it would fit in well in the thread below!:)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

I know, I Know!

now the dilema! delete and repost or take the flak?

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)

DELETE!

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

deleeeeeeeete!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

fuck it, leave it as is

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

I like this!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)

It's the B3ta 3pm Wednesday Draw Off! This week: "SKELETONS!"

Back once again with the Renegade Master, the draw-off returns
for the start of another season. Post your skeleton pics below.
Next week's Draw-off subject matter will be:
"FEMALE VERSIONS OF MALE SUPERHEROES"
No existing ones though, no Supergirls or Spidergirls please,
use your imagination as well as your artistic abilities. Now stop reading and post your bones!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

Coo! Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

hahahahhahaah fantastic speedy work sir

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

I don't know what you mean, I spent

I spentthree days on this! C];0D
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

Can we have votes on future draw offs?

I kinda liked the voting

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)

this^

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)

This is why it got ditched before you realise?

People making demands when all Me, Thor and Bobs were doing was having an open house on our own little game.

We let people vote quite happily but very quickly it turned out that those voting weren't bothering to draw. And we eventually got bored of jumping through hoops for other people.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)

Puntastic

Whee!

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

Yay!

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

hahahahah top dancy action!

woo!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

Hahaha!

*sings 'It ain't no sin to take off your skin and dance around in your bones!'*

Woo!
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

Tappity tappity tap tap tap

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)

This is so much better than that Killers Video...

Hurrahs for Dancing Skellingtons!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)

freewheeling dino skellington on skates!

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

Haha

I like this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

zooms!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

Haha

excellent!

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)

Zoom!

nice one!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)

Nyyyyeeeeeoooooowwwww....

Faster Dino Skate Skate!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)

Yay I've been waiting:)

I drew this in a lecture this morning.

I use cr3ation hosting. You should too!

bigger

(Stewpot weeee, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

that's cool

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

Thanks. You're cool.

(Stewpot weeee, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

How bizarre =D

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

Yay.. Something I Can (nearly) Draw...

Glad Rags and Big boots...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

He has lovely boots

hurrah!

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)

What the Hell....

here he is Again...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)

*Edit* Ooh donno about next draw off. I'm no good at drawing ladies

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

Phoar!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

SEXY!

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

Yay

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

Why does the idea of a kitten inside my skull creep me out so much?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)

Oooh you Weirdo...

*Points*
*Itches*
Stop moving around Tiddles.
*Spazzes*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)

Nawty kittin

Woo!

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)

Yay!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

top Bowie action

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

Bonie?

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

that's still wonderful

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

there's a spidergirl?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)

yep

she's sometimes quite sexy too

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)

so no spiderman superman, hulk, batman

what's left?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

The Thing

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)

true, it is a little too narrow

if you make it just Mrs Hellboy, Mrs Green Lantern, Mrs Fantastic, Mrs Thing, Mrs Human Torch, Mrs thor, Mrs Wolverine, Mrs, Cyclops, Mrs Colossus and so forth ;)

Do you want it changed to include any character? we just want to avoid people just tracing stuff or copying from a book.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)

I donno, something a little more beginner friendly to draw

I'm no artist and superheroes are hard enough

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)

There's loads if you sit down and think about it.

What about some male versions of female characters such as Wonder Womanman?

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)

i've heard of about half of those:)

it shall be my little cchallenge

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)

there we go

that's the spirit, look to draw something new, not just something you're aware of :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)

I've never heard of spidergirl either

I suppose we're not geeky enough :(

Lovely skulls and crossbones :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

ta!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)

awaits ' B3ta 3pm Wednesday Draw Off! is shite.Give it up.'

;)

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mongychops, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

it'll happen soon

oh, just there in fact! ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

Pfffft!

lessee your bone(s) then!
Bleeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

^this^

/i remember when this were all wilds type blog

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)

Hazzar!

well tony, the boys in trench one have been baffled by this latest find.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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mongychops, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

Hahahaha!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

that

is chuffing woosome to the extreme sir

Is it an ancestor, or a brother he had to dispose of in a Cain and Abel kind of way?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)

could be an ancestor

i doubt that andrew is the only one of his kind

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

aah haha!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

What a Cheery and Woosome Dead Andrew...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

Haha I love the skull

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

Brilliance!

Woo :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)

That is

wonderful!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)

winnar!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

dirty bones!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

Skull fucking?

as in "rip off your head and skull fuck you"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)

haha

well done

It's a repost from the sex for prudes compo, cos i forgot the 3pm draw off... fucking work got in the way

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)

And this one's less dancy and more arty

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

COR! you are fantabulous!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)

that

is good:)

(Stewpot weeee, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)

cor!

blimey!

you pool of talent you.

woo!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

that's super

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

smashing and verrrrrr profiterolssional

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

that is fantastic!

very woo indeedy

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

that is very nicely done

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)

Nicely!

Done! Woo to you.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)

good lord woman!

*skull fucks* hurr hurr

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)

Caek tiem?

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

splendid spooky bone cakery

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

I had a Nightmare EXACTLY like this...

That little Shit never would take the Cake...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)

I'm in yer head

steelin' yer dreams
/Freddy blog

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)

Hahahaha

I lol'd out loud!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)

Very sinister

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)

Scareyton!

That is rather disturbing.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)

Pearoast

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)

You are a Skellington King...

Verrily...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)

gah!

/edit as to next weeks compo, there's very few superheroes that don't have a female counterpart

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

skeleton pirates

always the best of the boney seafaring types

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)

Yea I think we should do a vote on next weeks

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)

Shaggy? Scooby?

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)

cor!

aces

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)

Eeeep!

My husband has a thing for Velma and it worries me :S

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)

He's not alone . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)

It almost makes me want to buy

an orange jumper and milk-bottle-bottom glasses.

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)

STOBBITSTOBBITSTOBBIT!

*crosses legs*
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

bloody hell (NSFWish)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)

not really ish

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:34, archived)

i like her too

she looks filthy

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)

Doh!

looks like she'd just about to lose her glasses

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)

I really like this...

She should just take off her specs and Neck with him.. She'd still be doing better than Shaggy...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)

ZOINK!

That's ACE!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)

bite her head!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)

VELMA!!

*fwaps*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)

Not you too?

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)

just a skull...

(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)

Haha

Silliness!

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:51, archived)

mmm

sal's pizza

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:51, archived)

hehe

Some good shoppage, nice one!

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theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:52, archived)

Charlie boy looks up for a Bundle...

Fight Fight Fight!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:53, archived)

after a few beers he'll fight anyone!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)

"That Fuckin Architect and his Carbuncles... I'll Knock his Faaaahkin Block Off and piss down his throat-Pipe"

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)

shouldn't that be:

"One'll Knock his Faaaahkin Block Off and piss down his throat-Pipe"

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)

hahahaha.. yep...

Is there anything worse that referring to yourself as 'One'
Instant Smugwankery...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

g'wan tiger, i'll fuckin' 'ave ya

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)

yeah!

eat that giant pussy....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)

hahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:53, archived)

One must boogey, one is told.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:55, archived)

one has just sniffed some poppers

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)

And another office lol.

You guys are on FIRE today.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)

you forgot

"fucking"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)

I thought that as I clicked 'post this message'

But I couldn't be bothered to edit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)

that's fair

let's just say it was a silent fucking, like the "b" in "comb"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

theres nothing worse then a lazy captain.

I bet you sit on ship all day while we rape and pillage don't you!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

*bans*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

meanwhile in another reality....

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:45, archived)

would look nicer as png or gif probably

(not moaning)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)

down

to hull you go

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FIEND, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)

haha

awaits dth repost

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mongychops, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)

*slips Mongy a fiver*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:56, archived)

My ex, when we went to Germany a few years ago

Insisted on shouting at the top of his voice everywhere that we won the war, and calling all the Germans Fritz.

How he didn't get beaten to fuck I'll never know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)

sounds like a prick

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)

This^

When I was in Germany I only mentioned the war once.

I think I got away with it.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)

You have no idea.

Manwife's much better. And drinks at least 400% less.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

still good that

i lolled the first time i saw it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)

Look out! It's Fritz!

hee hee hee

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)

Blair's mass (murderer) email in full

EDIT - Changed to clarify that I'm having a go at Blair.

Beau Bo D'Or Blog and Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)

Hahahaha

You're going to the good hell!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)

is that the same hell with Friday meat eaters?

/George Carlin blog

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:43, archived)

hahahahahah

has he sent an Email out? I didn't get one. *feels unwanted*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)

Is your son dead?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)

that sounds like the start of a local telly advert

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:47, archived)

ohh like that bit from kentucky fried movie!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)

...you might be entitled to compensation!

I'm going to stop now, I can feel a pitchfork up my arse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)

oops

*backs up*
sorry cap'n

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)

*rubs bum*

Careful where you point that thing!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)

If so, call free on 0800 SON-DEAD!

If you call within 14 days you will receive a complimentary imitation flower centrepiece for the funeral.

Be the envy of your friends - call today!

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)

You just made me laugh down the phone to a customer!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)

Sorry!*

*not sorry

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:53, archived)

it was the telephone number that did it!

Don't be sorry, they can bollock off if they don't like me having a giggle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)

ha ha

a guy in my office was just doing a phone interview.
IN THE TOILET!

as if that wasn't bad enough he also said satisfacation instead of satisfaction

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:53, archived)

Satisfacation?

what a tard. I hope you made loud pooing noises to put him off. Lots of grunts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)

Then some flushing

and then a loud comment "Better flush again, Keith. Got a MASSIVE floater here!"

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)

Hahaha office-lol #2

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)

'YOU STILL UP FOT GETTING SOME E'S AND GETTING SOME PROZZERS TONIGHT?'

Hells yeah. Really ruin it for him.

That'll learn him not to say satisfacation.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)

freudian slip, i expect

satisfaction + defacation = satisfacation

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

Haha

You made me lol

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:55, archived)

did you sign the petition?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:56, archived)

cringe

not really that funny tbh

/scrooge

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FIEND, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)

not meant to be

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:44, archived)

eeef

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)

Ouch

very good :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:43, archived)

I Got the Traffic one..

Seems to say: Thanks for taking an interest.. We owe it to motorists to pilot the scheme...

Hmm Ok...
But he'd never say Sorry...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:44, archived)

They have your details

crack open the victory gin and wait for the thought police.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:45, archived)

Funnily* enough...

www.b3ta.com/board/6887559

And those same thoughts crossed my mind.

*not actually funny at all.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:47, archived)

I'm sure the government has got better things to do than waste money on dissenters

They run a tight ship

pffft

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)

See you in the Gulag then Kenny... You bring an acoustic, I'll get some Bongos...

We can do some Torture songs...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:52, archived)

I was pretty Worried...

Works Address and E-Mail though...

Ha Ha.. I will never be taken...
*Knock at Door*
Oooer

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)

Ah well, 28 days of free rent and food

and interrogation

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)

I've had that too.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:46, archived)

In this instance

he has nothing to apologise for. I hope everyone who signed it actually heard what a nonsensical, garbled argument the guy who initiated gave on the news yesterday.

/doesn't drive blog

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)

The apologise bit was about the war...

...wish I had heard the guy.. He's probably a joker.. I Just wanted to sign a petition that would actually get a response for a change...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

oh fair enough on the war aspect.

The road chap was awful, he pretty much talked himself in circles and shuffled off looking at his feet. He was clearly unprepared and should have asked his Dad to write it down for him.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)

Hahaha.. That's really Disappointing.. But Funny....

Always funny to see an Armchair Politico coming up against a pro without the prep work...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

Excellent work.

What's happened to the Gruniad stuff? Maybe I've just been daft but I've not seen one for a couple of weeks...?

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:52, archived)

I quit

long story - I was offered it by someone who subsequently left.
I felt a bit like an unwelcome visitor.

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)

Bugger.

Was the highlight of the political section imho.

Any thoughts of trying to get some kind of publishing deal?

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

I'm working on a few things

and an interesting thing is coming up soon but is still under wraps.

EDIT - And thanks !

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)

Bindun?

Story here: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/6381523.stm

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:38, archived)

yay hastings

chav center of the cosmos

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)

oh god is it ?

i won't be going any time soon then.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:44, archived)

they do get get above average ASBO's.

funny, i thought it would have been portsmouth all the way.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:53, archived)

hehe

did you see this:
www.b3ta.com/board/6884342

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)

Oooh no

s'very good :)

I can't help but feel like wincing when I think about removing the nipple tape though :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)

leave it on

or soak it in the bath :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)

Or this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:43, archived)

this what?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:46, archived)

b3ta.com/board/6887543

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)

It's better if you wet the middle of the strips

That way only the edge is still sticky.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)

o_O

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:47, archived)

That sounds like the voice of experience

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:47, archived)

Oh aye.

I learnt the hard way after having gaffa tape on my nips for about three hours.

:-( ow.

I keep hurting myself with gaffa tape. I shouldn't be allowed to play with it really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)

Ow indeed

*folds arms protectively*

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:51, archived)

*gaffa tapes*

mwahahaha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:52, archived)

NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo!

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:53, archived)

*plonks IVV in the bath*

Stay there until it comes away.

*doesn't look*

_*looks*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:55, archived)

yyyyyyyyeessss!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:56, archived)

Dude, you're seriously evil

You know that, right? Evil.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

remember that next time you link me to horses!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

Persuading a nurse to do it quickly is the way to go

*imagines*

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fuscous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)

cor!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:45, archived)

did

you do the drawings at the bottom, the one in the middle looks like hes being spanged by a chainmail penis and how has the guy on the left got so many swords ?

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FIEND, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:40, archived)

No, alas

all original Bayeux eleventh century b3tans :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)

hahahaha

"spanged by a chainmail penis"

that is possibly one of the worst ways to die or be seriously injured

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)

Yeah

Around 1067 I think.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)

Drat

I didn't spazz back that far :P

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)

that's absolutely fantastic

Needs the tiny bottom panel of Harold getting shot in the eye with one attached to the arrow too :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)

I couldn't find that

sorry :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:46, archived)

it's bloody hard to spot

which is why most people assume the whole arrow in the eye for Harold thing is nonsense.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)

hahaha

that is all the clever :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)

most likely been done

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FIEND, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

HALF HIS FACE FELL OFF

woo

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

JAMAICA?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

YA MON

EDIT: No, she did it of her own accord.

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

ALASKA?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

you do that - and when she tells you, let me know.

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

How does she smell?

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)

via her nipsy

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)

Your story checks out, continue!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)

*continues*

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)

somewhat less than half, but you have to start somewhere

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

Jesus

That gives me the absolute horrors

*cries and hugs teddy*

edit: oh you GUYS! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)

~~horrors~~ horn

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)

*quickly stands in place of teddy*

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)

Yeah

That's what Michael called it too:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)

*changes name to teddy*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)

*posts to plushie convention*

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)

*yiffs*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:21, archived)

Plusies?

;)

i5.photobucket.com/albums/y197/cheekyboy/Mongyplushy.jpg

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:27, archived)

that's just odd

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:32, archived)

crivvens

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:32, archived)

Shitting christ!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)

*changes name to Vladd the destroyer of worlds reeper of lost souls II*

which is actually the name of my Yakka plant

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:15, archived)

I call mine Steve, it's my name for everything so I can remember it.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)

I call mine Steve too

Because it is dead.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)

Yay no more watering or maintenance required.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:25, archived)

I've got a rubber plant called

Fetish, I've even got him a studded collar:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:17, archived)

do you dry hump your plants?

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)

I water them first.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:20, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)

haha

(

FIEND, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:25, archived)

Steve the big thick leaved plant thing has had the words "TIT SACK" carved into a leaf for some reason.

I do a lol whenever I see it.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:24, archived)

Naaa

The little cherub thoughtfully went out to buy he a new razor so he could finish shaving.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)

Noon-a-ning!

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FoldsFive, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

hahaha, nice

(

mongychops, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

hahaha

(

mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

Hahahaha!

ACE!

Woo!
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

hahaha

poor mr greedy *clickety clack*

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FIEND, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

I think I love Mr Greedy

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)

A McKeith that doesn't have her Horrible Face in it...

I Like this Muchified...

Huzzahs

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)

Awww

poor Mr Greedy :(

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:13, archived)

hahaha!

Favourite so far.
*clix*

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:17, archived)

Poor Mr Greedy

He should've stuck to cake rather than trifle!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:29, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)

My god

TGMTFH

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

what the hell does TGMTFH mean anyway?

(

mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)

i reckon fuck is in there somewhere..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:06, archived)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

Oi oi you two lovely sexy people!

*group hugs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:06, archived)

:D 'ello!

(

mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

Yay!

*snuggles*

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)

that gives me the fucking horn

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:06, archived)

it should be

TGMTRFH
that gives me the right fackin' horn

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

correct

obviously it wasn't fully right horn inducing

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

I think abbreviations (other than silly uses of LOL, and perhaps AICMFP etc) are a bit ghey.

(

mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

You're a bit ghey

AICMFP!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

LOL!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

YUKDBSFTHSHFOL!!!11

(

mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

OHMYGODWTFRUTAKLINGABOUT?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)

so, you're not keen on davew27's 'ROLFSKPIES' or whatever it is he keeps banging on about....?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

RolfSpikes?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)

Oh, it's some old toss he keeps re-gurgitating.

I've come up with an answer for him:

WDYJFOASWET

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)

Whats that about Bobafett?

*edit* no seriously, what does that mean?
*edit2* WhyDontYouJustFuckOffAndS__W__E__T__
*edit3* Is it "Why dont you just fuck off and sweat?"

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:13, archived)

It's a secret code.

Known only to the select few....

Edit: 'and stop wasting everyone's time'

Nicely done, sir :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)

Stop Wasting Everyone's Time?

I like Dave.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:17, archived)

I like him, too!

It's the ROFLSPIKES thing....

do keep up!

:)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)

Keyboard Weasel: Cryptologist Extraordinaire

at your service

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)

all the skillzorz are yours, sir

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:20, archived)

mugatu: crip

at your service. MMMMNNNG!

(

mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:23, archived)

You shall be my side kick!

*kicks aside*
*runs*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:24, archived)

*continues to dribble*

*collapses*

(

mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:28, archived)

Yay!

You win the internet :)

(

in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

Thank you

(

mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

Of course, disregard my madness.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

Thank god my tits firmly held?

Touch girl mimsy to feel horny?
Treasure gold my twisted fat helper?

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

#2, thats the one!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

Thought so, thanks for clearing that up.

Touch of mimsy?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)

please.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:38, archived)

ooh

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:04, archived)

pfft!

that look suits you.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)

*FWAPS!*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

Would

/obvious.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

Hahaha

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

Cor!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

^.^

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:31, archived)

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:37, archived)

this scares me deeply

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:35, archived)

hahahaha

new makeover is it?

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:51, archived)

Final image of my dad!

The present is nearly ready - now to get it typeset, printed and framed before Friday (gah!)

others:
morris dancer
superhero

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spacehog, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)

That is really cool

His birthday?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)

Yep, 65 on Saturday

Gawd bless 'im

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spacehog, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)

pffft

love it

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spacehog, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)

your dad is david bellamy?

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new_matt, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)

I was thinking more Peter Mitchell?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:00, archived)

I was thinking God

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:01, archived)

That was my thought too

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)

haha

this^

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)

~~mitchell~~ Sutcliffe

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:01, archived)

DLT?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:01, archived)

I vaugely remember him dad.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

Good lad =)

*ruffles hair*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)

he is SO David Bellamy :)

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spacehog, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)

hehe

I must have got it right, 'cos he gets called David Bellamy in real life all the time!

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spacehog, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:04, archived)

shouldn't he be

'trampling through the undergrowth'
he was great! a kids david attenbourge (can't spell, don't care)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:04, archived)

I think it's "twamplin' fwoo the undergwowf"

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

The answer lies in the soil!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/6884894

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)

Great stuff!

Happy Birthday to your dad! Hope he enjoys them!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:00, archived)

Thanks! :)

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spacehog, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

That's ace

I bet he'll be really chuffed :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

final image of your dad?

why? what happened to him on that taxi ride?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

This is excellent stuff.

The shading is fantastic!

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FoldsFive, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

It seems that we all love it

and I bet he will too. It's bloody fantastic.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)

wahey

thanks muchly *feels happy*

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spacehog, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)

That's all of the aces!

Woo Yay

And your Dad looks like David Bellamy!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)

your dad loooks pretty cool!

have a bevvy with him for me sometime and hope you both enjoy his 65th!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:17, archived)

will do!

and thanks!

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spacehog, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)

Lookin' for an idea: What should Kat/Scarlet/Helga/Chloe/Hilary do today?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

Meet Perkin Warbeck's Magic Newt!

YOU MUST DO IT!!!!!!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)

Each other?

Erm... I think I'll just leave now...

(Guillaume67 lacking a humourous sig since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)

They should have a sleepover

and paint each others nails and sing along to cheesy 1980's hits :)

and I LOVE spider and scorpion!

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)

each other

with leeches
or milk

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fross Read your email on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)

Hahahaha

At least it wasn't instant leeches!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)

Just add suckers....

*fill in your own tag-line here*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)

Sure

But I think the ad would have to be done by Mr. T .

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:00, archived)

b'dum tssschhh!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)

Kat and Scarlet should chase Spider and Scorpion around..

In full on 'animal toying with smaller creature' mode

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)

Post filthy replies

to 4dam's messageboard posts

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)

I see you are qualifying your requests

So in light of that, how about if all the female characters have drastic breast surgery to ensmallerate their breasts.
*scarpers*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:00, archived)

Hahaha.

Hilary and Helga should seduce an emo, while Chloe, Kat & Scarlet watch in abject astonishment.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:01, archived)

kat and scarlet

sat in front of a computer giggling like halfwits cos they're being trolls on here.

or

kat and scarlet sat in front of a computer looking a bit scared cos they're on here and they've seen pictures of themselves.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:01, archived)

Hahaha The 2nd One!

A Great Idea... Yes...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:04, archived)

They are both great ideas

1st one - then the second after they discover something "extra"

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:35, archived)

'noon JJ

it appears I was followed by one of your freakshows this morning...

Unshopped - click for bigger

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Weetobix, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

And you guys thought I made those things up.......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:04, archived)

hehe - nice

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)

Kat and Scarlet

doinmg laurel and hardy skits - complete with baggy ovrsized grandad clothes and fake mowsers!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)

leachers!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)

Some idle doodling.

Click for bigger (161 kb)

Parts 8-15 coming soon.

(Laundry, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)

that's lovely

yays

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)

I agree wholeheartedly with this sentiment.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:00, archived)

i was going to go to that gig

but i didn't.

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new_matt, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)

Wow!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)

An interesting sociological study

Woo!

And a wonderfully well-executed first-post-ever! Welcome to b3ta :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)

i'll give you a yay for that

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)

woo!

particularly like #7 :)

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fross Read your email on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)

that's just like me

at the cambridge gig last year...

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new_matt, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

this is not a personal dig at you mr/miss laundry

but what's the point of an unreadable thumbnail to a pic thats WAY over 50k? i can't see the joke from the thumb, and i can't click the link cos it's too big and defeats the point of the thumbnail
do you see what i mean? if i happily click to see the massive pic, then what's the point of the resize feature?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

is that not what happens if you use theb3ta uploader?

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new_matt, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)

well yes,

but the problem remains that if we're sniffy about filesize, then those of us on dial-up or capped broadband can't click, so whilst we're saved from downlaoding 160-odd Kb, we don't get to see the pic

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)

is 50k really a good limit for pictures? it does seem rather small

but i see your point, and optimisiming the picture would be a far better idea

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new_matt, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:01, archived)

Aye

Will investigate the uploader resizing / thumbnail difficulty. I agree it wasn't ideal. Cheers for the feedback and encouragement!

(Laundry, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)

isn't it so you get the option

you can still choose to look at it if you think it'll be good
but you don't have a page full of 160k images

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:01, archived)

Free to those that can afford it

very expensive to those that can't

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fuscous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:01, archived)

What?

That's what he/she is SUPPOSED to do.

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in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:00, archived)

i'm guessing m.boy

is suggesting that a 200x400 pixel black and white picture doesn't need to be that large. mind you, your man up there is a newbie so i guess he'll learn

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new_matt, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)

exactly

sort of, although the feature exists to be used

i'm so confused
but happier now i can see the pic

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:06, archived)

Hahaha

I once ripped someone's nose ring out, with my hair, in a mosh pit.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)

Profit!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:01, archived)

lol

The guy wasn't too amused to say the least:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

Hello new person

Your post is tops and for that you win a night out with fave B3tan. 4dam.
*clicks*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)

Curses.

I never win such prizes. :(

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)

That's great

I felt a bit sorry for 5 though

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fuscous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)

hrhr

thats great

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FIEND, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:36, archived)

It's our soon-to-be fun-filled Prime Minister, Gordon 'Chubby' Brown!

Think of it more as a blending of two complete twats.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)

hahahahaha

YOU FAT BASTARD!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)

*switches off webcam*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)

gah!

i was almost there!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)

and then you realise you've just lent on the remote

but then it's too late
it's all over
and instead of coinciding perfectly with that scene you just know is coming up, you've just orgasmed to a shot of the back of some testicles on fast forward.

Right, cigarette time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)

O_O

(that's my eyes, not my testicles)

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fross Read your email on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

and that's a LOL

right there.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)

How come?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

and there's another one....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

premature ejaculation is a problem for me

i end up havin to fast forward to the good bits

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)

Of course.

Otherwise you're stuck watching a blowjob for a good 9 minutes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

nothing wrong with that

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:06, archived)

Oh you blesspot

I got a bit sad for you just then.

*big hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

Thanks Cap'n! *cheers up*

You can finally get to throw cheesy wotsits at me in person - you're coming to the London bash?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)

Fuck yeah!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)

I shall bring the cereal-based snacks, in that case.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

Oooh you diamond.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)

SHE WAS SO SMELLY, A FLY LANDED ON HER MINGE AND SPEWED UP

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mugatu, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:01, archived)

it's the way he tells them

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)

That's too close for comfort!

Woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)

Two of the more hated men in my house.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)

toad

of toad hall

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)

My dad looks like roy chubby brown

that is all

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Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)

haha

nice.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)

splendid

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)

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