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(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Take that you alien pieces of shit that can only seem to move side to side and down really slowly.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Oooh
Nicely
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)
# oooh thats lully, have a woo!
Woo!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)
# dear lord
I recognise that background.

I think my Mum and Dad had wallpaper like that in the 70s.
You understand, I only know this from photos of course.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# it is
fact that the 70's were brown and orange.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)
# :o
Or them crappy plastic linen baskets, you would find in the bathroom, with a fluffeh lid. (That matched the fluffeh toilet lid).
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# funky
:)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# fantastic
very wiggly
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Kempston-tastic
mate
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# i drew this cos i`m talented.brilliant at drawing and very modest


Click for bigger (315KB)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# he he
you sickfucker
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
#
sickfucker liar
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)
# ah indeed
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# with the one above....
im gonna go with not believing you about having made this yourself, id watch it and take it easy, make sure you dont go getting yourself ignored
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 14:19, archived)
# what?
i drew it i draw lots of cartoons cos i`m very talented.... bet you can`t do em tosspot
it is all my own werk i`ll post more to prove it if u like knobsuck
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 18:23, archived)
# When you are the moon...

it go dark...ah...then it go light... i dunno why it do that. Jupiter sez it ah egglipse
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)
# When you are de moon
You has such a chalky white face, it make your teef look yellow
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I made these for the back of my diving clubs hoodies this year (MUSAC)

Watcha think. If anyone else wants a go you can get a free hoodie if its the design thats chosen
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)
# yooose is all gonna
look like a bunch of cunts
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Woo
These are ace :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# gungo peas
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# what on earth
are you an axe murderer?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# My mate painted this

Its in oil. For anyone thats interested he's sellin a similar painting he did on fleabay.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Thats fookin ace
I might have a gander at that.

Dont spose you have the ebay link do you?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Search for
jimi hendrix oil one off
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Is it the purple one?
Very nice and I am tempted but I dont have £150 to spare at the moment
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# thats
the one
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# This
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)
# holy shit
that's amazing!!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Proper art
ooooh, they look expensive
TJ:
I was playing in flash studio and sketched this, I like the style it gives.
Anyone know any good flash tutorials on animation and layers and the like? I fancy doing an animated version of some of my strips.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:25, archived)
# surprisingly cheap
but prolly not for much longer
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)
# you
might find some help here.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)
# no link there mate
what was it?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# haha, I'm a hungover twat.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# cheers buddy
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)
# my mate
Bob painted this, he's dead now.
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I however post my own images

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(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)
# That's bloody outstanding!
Your mate is one hell of a talented chap.

(Hello all, happy sunday)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
# its sunday?
holy crap look at that so it is.
Christ what did i do this weekend?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Woo Yay Hendrix Panowie !!!
Your mate has some Skills!!!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# that's fantastic! :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Have some fluff
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Awwdafluff
TJ:
Whats the opinion of posting pngs?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)
# I have no opinion.
I guess as long as it meets the filesize requirements it is ok. Don't much see the point though.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Fucking hell!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Randomness for my B3ta birthday.
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Right I'm off to America for a week. See yis!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# happy b3taday!
That elephant has a rare trunk deformity.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)
# happy b3ta birfday
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
Enjoy Merica.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Sine Language cover
I've almost finished recording it (it being my album of music written on gameboy) now and it should be up for sale on my website by tonight! woo! Here's my final draft of the album cover:
What do you think?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Needs more artefacts.
Seriously though, its pretty. Pretty and very dancey. Perhaps needs a bit....more?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Garrhh
12 bit sound?

You kids never had it so good.

needs more quantisation error

woo though
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)
# needs more happy gameboy references
edit. why dont you stick up a track for us to listen too.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Here you go:
www.tommilsom.com/music/gameboy.html

and ye shall be able to purchase tonight!

plugplugplugplugplugplugplugplugplugplug
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# cool
you should collaborate with leningrads band treasure island dizzy, or bats bats bats.. as they are now called.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)
# needs more
spam.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Needs more Bowie
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)
# wooowwww!
that's so cool!! masterfully done
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)
# what a geeky name for an album =)
haha looks nice.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# thank you for your nice commentses
YOU BUY IT NOW OR I KEEL YOU
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)
# hello
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)
# hahahah!

(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
# pfffffffft
that gets a click from me! :D

lunchtime! Ta ra b3ta!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Haha!
Pure b3ta!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# *retches*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# dead fetal smurfs are the best smurfs
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Hullo chap
;)

Quick nings and nice to meet you before I bugger off back to the Fatherland
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# That's bloody ace
first genuine LOL! in a long time.

LOL!

and *click*.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahaha, sick, but hahahaha
nice
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
i like that
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# *Click*
I was just about to have lunch as well,

oh well
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha *clicks*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# heh heh
is that where smurfs come from?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# heh
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# hahahaha
genius
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# haha!

(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha!!!
Woo!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# pfft!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)
# haha
Woo!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Wrong!
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

But so very funny.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha.
I love the way the other bucket is just labeled "Abortions".
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Pfffffffft!!!
You sick little bunny, have a big fat WOO
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)
# FP this
FP this RIGHT NOW
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)
# omg I can't believe I'm laughing at this
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# brilliant.
FP it.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Heheheh
heheheheh

eh
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# OH.
MAH.

GAH.

*burns clinic*

*clicks anyway*
(, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Tried to photograph the lunar eclipse last night
(whilst pissed)


Animated :


I think I need to buy a telephoto lens for next time

edit : cor! these (StuartB, eclectech et al) are great!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# I like the top one

Edit: Blimey there were good posts on this...I didn't know there was one due :(
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# I like frogs.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I llike bacon sarnies
which is why I am eating one right now
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I had lamb roast.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# already...but it's still morning
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
# lies!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Good effort!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# what sort of camera did you take them on?
mine was doing 30 second exposures :-S
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Does your cam have a spot meter?
If it was metering the whole sky then 30s isn't surprising :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# oh damn
I forgot all about that.

That's probably a few photos wasted then!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I wouldn't go that far....
You'll probably have some little star trails with the moon :D
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# it's a
Fuji Finepix S9600 at its full (built-in) telephoto range.

The images vary. Normal moonshot is at ISO 80 1/400 F8.
Obviously as the eclipse went on the light dropped, so I had to increase the exposure time until the final one was 30 seconds.
Basically I guessed and took a lot of shots!
I also did some adjustments in tattyshop to try to balance the contrast/brightness.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Thass quite nice that is!
Well done
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Awesome
And humbling. 3 cheers for the moon!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Yay!
I had a go but really couldn't be that bothered with it. Eclectech did a rather lovely animated one as well.

/missed most of it blog
www.b3ta.com/board/6931489
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# That's nice
Sort of a planet and moon effect.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)
# When you're the moon
*Insert Boosh quote here*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I hope the Moon licked the Earth's back :)
All in his blue, white and green suit.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Him and his
Chalky White Face and Yellow teeth.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Arf!
I wish there were more Old Gregg quotes :(
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Nice stuff Finnbar!
I completely forgot the moon was going to turn red, and thus missed it
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# cheers
I was lucky to get the final shot. A cloud bank rolled in and I managed to get it through a gap in the clouds.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Those pesky clouds
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# We really like tha moon
but not as much as cheese.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Bloody
GOOD EFFORT!!!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
# that's ace...I watched it lastnight :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# GODAMMIT
I tried to photograph it with my dead posh digital camera whilst sober and couldn't get a picture that was any more than a little white smudge. Kudos for getting those pics whilst drunk
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Need animated gif

MOD EDIT: Please note that b3ta is a place to post the pictures you make, rather than ask other people to make the pictures for you.

If you have no software to use, then try downloading The Gimp which is free.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)
# oh dear
a troll fuckwit - how rare

*ignore*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# m0.o
kill hiiiiiiiiim
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# 'ning all
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Laurel dance or Charlie Chaplin dance, funny sexual gif or other funny etc......
Just make them very funny
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# "I visit this page everyday"
Maybe you should start reading it too
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# DEAR /b/ HOW TO MAKE ING VIDEO????
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your mum?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# who not to like Hardy-Laurel dance?
*ignores*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# So wow that's a neato!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Aww, the mod changed it before I could read it all.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# No great loss it was very very dull
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# You pressed refresh before you finished reading it?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Yes. Thats exactly what I did.*



*no
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# But but but but but but
it only changes when you press refresh.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# But but but but but
I pressed refresh and the edited one popped up. Honest!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# if I was to paraphrase it would be...
I am from Turkey, I don't know how to create animated gifs, I would like you to make funny animated gifs of Ataturk, I will then spread these in Turkey hopefully offending someone and thus start a war or something
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# *burns embassy*

(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Fantastic.
I look forward to the resulting chaos.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I might as well post my question here
but if for example I wanted to use a few seconds of a DVD for an animated gif, working with it in Photoshop, what software do I need to capture the sequence from the DVD source and convert to .gif format?

Also freeware cause I is skint


Little Kev to capture your attention
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Someone here may be able recommend a specific program
but I suggest you go to download.com or majorgeeks.com and see what suits
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# *investigates*
Nice one fella!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# You're welcome
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Not sure how to rip from DVD
but something like bulent's screen recorder will capture the footage from the DVD window. And something like gif movie gear (or anything supporting avi) will let you make a gif from the clip.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Will look into this
thanks :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Any time Sir!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)
# tHE gIMP
CLICK "EXTNS" THEN "SPLIT VIDEO INTO FRAMES" THEN "EXTRACT VIDEORANGE"
But read a tutorial first
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# also thanks
:)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:01, archived)
# you
could use all sorts of video or frame capture software to do this but the simplest way of capturing small amounts of video would be a screen capture program. I use Snagit 8 personally.
www.topshareware.com/005015-1-1.htm

edit:/ plus DVD vob files are simply Mpeg layer 2 files so anything that edits mpeg files will do.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I was trying to avoid the frame-by-frame screen capture option
on account of the time consumption, but thanks all the same :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
# nah,
snagit offers all sorts of screen capture options and saves to avi from real time capture. It takes as long as the video takes to play as it does to capture it

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(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:08, archived)
# try
unfreez as well, works especially well for paint mashings
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Go away
You make the board smell funny
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Is it forg time yet?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)
# There seems to be a great deal of forgs around this morning
as this is a snorkel forg I will woo it with much glee
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# sure is.

(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)
# that's a redex mate

/double edit: ah, good stuff ;)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# no it's not i can see it quite clearly.
/may be the result of a not so ninja edit.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# quite clearly indeed
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# image thief!!!!
/curses
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# what?
where?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# a'noon sir
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Forgs are great
especially your forg.

(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# he scares me
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# good morning Waspy

does your head hurt lots
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# good morning sir.
or afternoon.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# oh god yes
I slept behind emvee's sofa, it was very comfy but not entirely sufficient.

How's yours?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Mine is ok...I think it was being marooned at Paddington
with all trains to Bath cancelled...I eventually got home by train to Swindon then First Great Western taxi 60 plus people to Bath and Bristol...got home a stupid O'Clock
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# christ, doesnt sound fun!

(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Not much no...An off duty train driver was saying they haven't got the staff to run the trains so they just cancel them

Wish I'd stayed at RiverGhost's now
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)
# And I thought my journey home was awful
I had to get the bus cos thwe tube was borked.

'noon all.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Good day to you

ahha...that reminded me I got on the wrong tube line...and would have nearly missed my train had it not been cancelled...oh the power of Guinness and cider and wine
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# FRONG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Whoah....are you sure you're licking right?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I say!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Hehehehe
he obviously needs to ribbit until he loses his hat
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# QUICKLY DRAWN FORG!
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with only one front leg...
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# i have no forg
:(
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Here...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

You can have my forg's evil twin
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Haha
frog fucks invisible granny!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)
# That crazy frog let himself go
must have been the fame
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] This alternate universe stuff is making me feel weird!
I was going to use this post as an opportunity to make a real
point about the lack of black and asian models being used
in the media but then I found these ladies and they made me
laugh so hard I had to use them in a post!!

(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)
# I'm sure that would happen too
if b3ta pinched their images
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# My EYES!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# tsk tsk
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# is it a zegoose?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# am it sexeh teim

Click for bigger (112KB)

yes, it's a pearowst
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Would!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Me too.
Which nostril do you want?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# your dog's got no mouth
haha the board hasn't got any RPS eclipses yet
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Spaz back two pages
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# dawn from buffy
whasserface... Michelle Trachtenburg?

did i get it right?

DID I?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)
# i am in yr login, wastin yr thredz
!!!

my name is ian, i've got really bad hair
and sexy knees
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# im in yr thredz, pimpin mi kirby
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)
# then i shall reply
with my repimped version
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Woo!
I see he's been playing Warioware.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I yam in yr thred
replyin wiv flayms
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# and which of the aforementioned pissed b3tans might you be?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# there are 6 of us
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# and 5 of them
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I yam finally back in my house
feeling abject shite
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Good day yesterday then? ;-)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# hows your hand?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# fucking shocking
me and fanj went back to emvee's gaff and were up till about 5, I slept behind the sofa.

You all right? I've got a photo of your sexy sexy pubes.

edit/ hang on, hand? what did you do to my hand?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Hello this is the Mictoboy's secretarial services
He said if you don't remember, then all is lovely in the world yam yam bacon sandwich
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I will remember in time...
bacon sounds like a good idea, send ghosty up this way with some.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I yam in yr kitchen
steiling yur bacons
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# I yam looking at your tie
and becoming erect
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I yam takign off my tie
and hanging it on yur knob
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# [/;-)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# i yam glad i got the hell out of it when i did.
GOOD MORNING!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# GOOD MORNING!

(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# good night had by all i take it?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Sounds like you all had fun.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Hello lully b3tans
I had a lovely time last night :)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Repost cos its to fuckin quiet
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I'm posting a picture wot I did
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# looks like
a trail of dead album cover or something
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Nice and busy!
Must have missed it first round. Woo.
*edit adds pea*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# I'm posting again.
Reminds me of an HR Geiger.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Tiddles, NO!

that's a naawty kittin!

how many times does mommy have to tell you:
hobos am not kitten fud!
edit: right then...this is crap.

i'm off to bed. night, all!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 8:44, archived)
# OH YES. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 8:46, archived)
# Are you the Churchill dog?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Quite possibly, I don't remember much from my childhood.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Was that a childhood crack adict blog?
Jeebus fucking Christ on a moped! I just saw a asian granny on cycling shorts! Eeeeeeeeeeew!!!
Two horror filling words! Camel Toe!!!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Could be worse!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Quite right. I had to pop out to the shop again just not
and it must be mad Asian day as there was an Asian guy being escorted from the tube station by two police men and he was doing the I'm a skitzo head jerking thing
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Maybe it's the shirt you're wearing. I have a shirt that does that.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# It's the eclipse
and maybe your shirt (see above)
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)
# good morning.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# say something about his shirt.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# What makes you think I was wearing clothes?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# YOU MUST REMAIN CLOTHED AT ALL TIMES.
OUR FOREIGN FRIENDS MUST SUSPECT NOTHING
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Yeah but you have to give your John Thomas a good airing though.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# LEAVE JOHN OUT OF THIS, HE'S A DICK.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# i thought english was your first language.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# No hangover is currently my first language:P
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HIS SHIRT.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Morning mate
Just waiting for the photo place to open so I can get the photos developed.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# i'm just about to see if i've got anything worthwhile.
and i'm sure you are the very epitome of sartorial elegance this morning, and your shirt is in no way responsible for the odd behaviour of
your asian neighbours.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# I can saying this with true meaning
ug.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# mmm, tramp steak
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Rest well!
And Woo.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Permission to shout "Bravo" at an annoyingly loud volume sir?
BRA-VO!

...and nighty night.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 8:48, archived)
# It is not night time
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)
# FAT LIES FROM A FAT LIAR
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 8:56, archived)
# I just woke up
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Do you mean in the sense that I think you do?
You're not just talking about ending a sleep, are you dave?

THE TIME DRAWS CLOSER
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)
# No
Yes

Rislworths?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)
# hahahahaha!
brilliant!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)
# 'ning all
I have about eight pissed b3tards sleeping it off here at the mo. Do I get a medal for that?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)
# If by medal you mean toilet full of vomit, it's being awarded right now.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)
# It's a gifty that just keeps on giving.
*calculates how much bacon he has to buy*
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)
# that's one super-naawty kittin
he must be reprimanded
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# ha ha!
that's ace!
(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)

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