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# Ok, who ordered pepperoni?

Possible image challenge... maybe
(toshemoslayer Hush little child it's better this way., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# What, religious characters and take-aways?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Ye Olde advertising
...
(toshemoslayer Hush little child it's better this way., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# *Gets a curry from the local Ghandi's Curryhouse*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Curry for breakfast???
Sounds like a plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I wish there was a curryhouse called that.
Is there?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
#
yes*

*does not contain deagostini
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I must, must, must
go there one day.

Does anyone else have the temptation to try and use random Japanese words in a Japanese restaurant?
Ones they learnt from watching anime films?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# All the time
I've spent the last year learning japanese, Ive had some very strange looks...
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I've always been tempted to order a meal
then when it gets there shout "Nan nan dai kore?" and watch the waiter's expression :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# What
Like just shout out "BUKKAKE!"?
(toshemoslayer Hush little child it's better this way., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# This^
Only japanese word I know
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Soup?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# In a way...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I must go to the Gandhi Curry House
hmm, dress code is sandals and robes
(toshemoslayer Hush little child it's better this way., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Mary Magdalene's Noodle House
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# sounds like a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *scratches*
I got the hots for the box with the dots........
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# You fancy dice?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# stop it,
I have guests.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
#


*scolds self for hotlinking*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# *spluffs*
it was an aussie ad campaign (the I got the hots... bit)
I just assumed you cunts would have had it as well
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Haha.
6 or 8 slices?
Err, five thousand..?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# it doesn't matter
how many slices it is.
it's still the same size pizza.
what he should do is get lots of that shitty garlic bread and get them so stuffed with that, that they wont want any pizza
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# haha!
like this perhaps.
www.b3ta.com/challenge/what_would_jesus_do/
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# top link sah
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I like the company name
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# this image makes me want pizza
immediately
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Bloody Mick Hucknall


Ive got that song 'Holding back the ears' in my head now and I hate it

Mind the seams
(Schlottie, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Huzzah!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
#
haha
(Schlottie, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# where do I sign?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# on the dotted line, Duh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
#
ugly all of teh sexeh and you know it
ginger bleached blonde!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# HA!
He still can't get laid! HONK!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I get laid all the time
with the missus
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Sure you do!
How IS her puncture?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I got a repair kit today! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# HUMMINA HUMMINA!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# i'm not blond anymore...back to ginger unfortunately!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# I'm not fussy!
Tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# you hussy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Heh heh
Although that explains a few things...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Brill!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# haha
I wonder just how many gingers there are on this board? A quick straw poll?

*raises hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Here sir
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# *sits on hands*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Er,
I think you'll find those are my hands!

*tickles scrote*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# OOH! Hehehehe!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# 'LO!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# My hair is quite short at the moment. I look like an overweight version of you
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# me
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha...


'Ning, guv :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahaha! Braw!
'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# *gasp*
Who'd have thought that was what she was hiding under that stripy jumper?

*Quivers in the corner*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Is he goatsieing that cat?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# that makes me think.
if you were to goatse a goat, would it implode within itself in a spectacular conjunction of goat and torn bloody anus akin to having sex with an orchestra?
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# :D
www.rathergood.com/bunny_too_tight/
www.rathergood.com/holding/
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm shocked and appalled.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
SHOCKING!!

:D
*amused*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
and ha :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# its a conspiracy!
*phones regulatory body*

*gets told I haven't been lucky enough to get through but have been charged £1.50 for the call*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *sends junk*
if you would like us to stop sending you junk
please text SCHTOP!! to 800 234 234*


*text wll cost £4.99 plus standard network charge
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# =D
This is great!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# HAhaha
I'm always intrigued by them saying 'watch the news in 2 minutes.'

Do I watch the news for two minutes or do I have to wait for two minutes before I watch the news?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Brill!
clicky clicky clicky
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# 'ning Mrs. Trellis!
All iconed up I see! Good, good . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Thats
cockin ace
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# FTW
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# This is superb
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# late ning
by 'eck it's a busy day :(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Purest hummus, sir
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# clever
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Are you an electric sheep reference?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# WAYBOAM?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# My god
this is one of the best compo entries i've seen in a long long time.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# What's the source for that?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Spiderman
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Ptarmigan
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I don't think she slips in source
I think it's a spilt drink ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *ba dum tish*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# haha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# this amuses me because its one of the reasons
i never play Monopoly
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# FU - KING - BRIL - IANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# This compo is producing some ace results.
Woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# + A FEW KINGS! 10'S & 1 OR 2 JOKERS!*
[insert obvious "queens on b3ta" remark here]
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha that's great!
/re-lurks
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# *butterfly nets*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# *reaches around*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# eep! Haven't had much time to go on b3ta over the last few days
quite random TJ question: What can I use to protect the surface of plastic that has been painted? like a varnish... but every varnish i've seen says it's only to be used on wood. meh.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Laminate it
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# *cough*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# These gifs are just starting to get way to good for me.
*goes & plays in the sandpit again*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Sorry . . .
just don't eat the sand near where the cat's been


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# my cats breath smells like cat food
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# sounds expensive
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I use varnish on paintings on canvas and board.
If it doesn't flex then it'll be fine, if it does then it won't (It shouldn't eat the plastic as there is a layer of paint).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# mmmm
i know from my geeky days
Games workshop do a spray on varnish
(gloss and matt versions)
will be about £4 a can though
although i'm sure you could prob pick up similar for cheaper
in a normal hobby/craft shop
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Matt Goss version?
C]80S


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# when
will i

will i be famous?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# might have to try that. Sounds about the ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# you want plastic varnish!
Paypal me £40 and I'll send you a tin


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# *buys twelvety*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# proof!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Dang!
I was too slow . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I'm still in two minds about this tartan paint you sent me
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# arf!
woo yay houpla!

best way to start a week!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# I need to state again how great this is.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Oh,
that is good you big sexy cunt.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
not seen that before!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# *asks the "cockolorum?* question again.*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# It's when you 'woo!' someone's 'woo!'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Wooing a Woo causes a rift in timespace
Much like going back in time and killing your dad and making sweet love to your mother.

I don't know why "hi cockolorum" in particular though. I just go "thats a nice woo" to circumvent the whole issue
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# thanks guys!
*feels enlightened*
& drunk too!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# is this from the video
that Walken starred in for Fatboy Slim?
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# hahahahah
i love that video, and i love this too.,
What software did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Flash
(see profile for details)
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Danke
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha! brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Ahahahaaa! also...
have this

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I, Turbot


The rest of the fish films can be seen here on a hastily thrown together webpage
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# ^This
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# hah
that's ace
(Yoruichi-san * ~ Sarah ~ *, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Heehee!
Do you think of the fish first, or the film first?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# They just sorta come to me
sometimes film first, sometimes fish.
I have a gift and I understand now that I must share it with the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# i just lay back and think of England
*grimaces*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Pffft, ace
does anyone remember the website with celebrity picture doing what their name says (as a verb), I know it had Wesley Snipes with a sniper rifle at the top of the page but that's about it
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# hehehe ace!
ning and TJ: this cop looks rather chuffed about the uk slave trade news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6435761.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# have you seen ma new shoes?
do you like ma new car?

:D

the addition of fish could only be a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# I'm trying hard not to say anything about soles!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# :D
you know you want too

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# the enemy of the hake
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# fight chubb
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# honey i shrunk the cods
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# 10 things i hake about you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# texas chainsaw mackerel
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# sturgeon or my mom will shoot
/getting desperate
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# starship groupers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# man bites dogfish
reservoir dogfish
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# king conger (eel)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)
# the sting(ray)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# i'm spent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Thanks for your efforts!
another 8 to the list!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# *mops*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# about a koi

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Argh!
Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I think we passed desperate a while back!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Gunfight at the Hoki Corral
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Ah yes!
Gurnard at the Hoki Corral even...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# enemy of the skate
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# awesome
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Gourami of Darkness?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# The World According to Carp?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Turtle Recall?
(Well, they're aquatic. Come on, all the easy ones are done...)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# That is good!
Aquatic is ok, after all I've already done Prawns and Clams!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Gurnard at the O.K. Corral?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# You know a lot of types of fish!
*rereads name*
Ah-ha! you have some inside knowledge!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Haha
Blenny & Joon
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Salmon for all Seasons?
No, I think they're going off now.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Tope Floats
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# This idea's been floating around in my head for way too long
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# RIS
???
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Deal - a coastal town in Kent
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Needs more roadsigns depicting that the town that we are currently observing
is a coastal town in kent and not the act of forming an arrangement between 2 or more parties with mutual benefit
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# That^
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Bollocks
We are not Americans, we need a bit of subtlety.

Who wants ever joke spelling out to them?

(Except Tori)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Was in a bit of a rush and couldn't find one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# MS Paint
=D
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# my signmaking abilities have been humbled
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# god forbid!!!
=)
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Its monday. Effort turns up on thursday
Untill then, Apathy is running the place
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Booooo
you mean i tried my utmost for nothing :(
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# You got it in 3 mins before me
So I salute your speedy paint skills
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# :)
*takes a bow*
(everyone in office looks)
*sits back down and twitches*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# surely the only costal town would be...
ribchester
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Here you go =)
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
#
pfft! my version is much more realistic! (minus the spelling mistakes)
Edit: *notices website in bottom corner*
theres really a site for that!?!
Edit: dear god!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# we need aerial image too
for targetting the nuke
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I took the lazy approach. I didn't even bother to remove the tag =D
*edit* yes
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Cool
was tryna find a proper british one though, what with being a patriotic fucker and all
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Yea I tried to look but then I just got lazy
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Where the junkies live
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# stupid junkies!
ruining coastal towns

as a temporary solution they should live in the harsh mountainous region thus solving the problem forever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# ^this^^
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Pfft
God, I used to have to go to family holidays there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# we always ended up a bit further along the coast
at greatstone, lydd or the top spot was dungeness.

happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
And the banker says "dammit, I knew I shouldn't have opened a branch on the seafront" :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# And the banker says *gurble, gurgle, blub*
'ning matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# ninglynongles :D
how's Lahndan town this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Cold
But it told me to say hi.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Haha!
Place-names-that-are-also-nouns/verbs/adjectives goodness!

(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Pffttt... you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] repost whore
(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# As i said before...
Should say:

2-4 players ages 8 and above
(BoB2oo9 I'm not gay, Honest !, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# right back at you
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# This has got nowhere near the recognition it deserves.
WOO!


YAY!








HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPLA!*

















*may be drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Hamtoucher!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Nutter
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's how it should be done. At least they'd earn their money ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Whack it!
Whack it good.

Truly sublime, in a sort-of retro-game-tastic sort of a way.
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Pfft!
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Heh heh
That is one angry looking farmer-type!

'ning all :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# 'ning trellis!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# 'ning Weasel
Or do you prefer 'Keyboard'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Weasel will do nicely =)
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Hahaha
=D
(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# mmm guacamole
what moles hate is for you to put bicarb down their holes then piss on it

'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# 'ning nimby
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# 'lo KW
how goes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Meh. This weekend has earned a 4/10 on the fun scale.
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# nice one
I was going to do that

*click*

ning!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)
# 'ning freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# ning weaselt
today is a bad one

I am so busy


had a cracking weekend though
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
love the wheat in the mouth - WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Whackamole!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# 'ning Ivvv!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Ning!
*ruffles fur*

I am desolate that you're not going to the Northampton bash - for why?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Meh, the guys I was supposed to be staying with fudged their dates
and will thusly be in Salou when I need them in north'ton.
So I have no money, no place to stay and I have to be back in northampton the weekend after and I don't think my car can make 2 trips.

Yea sucks big time. I'll try for the next one

*edit*
*licks paws*
*smooths tufts*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Booooo!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Yea, I blame my friend entirely.
I even booked the week off work. Now I've had to sign myself back on otherwise I'd just be wasting a week of holiday by sitting at home bored.

Its sucks when you look forward to something and then a few weeks before it happens, it all falls through.

I don't think march is a good month for me. I'll be glad when its over
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Yes, it really really sucks
I wish I lived near there so I could offer floorspace or a lift or something.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# hahaha!
maarning.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Morning sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# good moring fair lady.

can you be a fair lady with dark hair?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Yes, in the sense of being pretty
*preens* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# then you are the fairest dark haired lady in the land.
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# *giggles*
*blushes*

'part from Jessie...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# she's always a fair maiden
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Awww
bless your little cotton socks. It was lovely to see you Friday, shame it was for so little time :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# haha
that's superb
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] 1.21 GIGA-WATTS!
silliness based on a compo idea I had...


Apple-oggies for size!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# *click*
twice
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Wooo
and hoooooj!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)
# What a way to start the week!
woo, click etc
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)
# This is all of the spectacular!
and I have clicked your compo suggestion with glee!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
now this i'd pay to see!

'nings all!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I hereby decree, that this 'fucking rulez'
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Genie-arse
woo and click
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Ace.
*clickety clickety clickety*
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# brilliumpt!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# I have clicked this
for it is good and right
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# AT-ATs + Shaky MJ!
Woo & yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
# fan bloody tastic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# I heartily approve of this.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# i think i love you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# I love this
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# LIBYANS!
Great Scott!
(Goodie, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 21:40, archived)
# YEEEES!
My two fave film trilogys in one place!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 7:58, archived)
# hahahaha


density!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Compo it,
now you can
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 22:24, archived)
# FRONT THE FUCK PAGE THIS.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 21:01, archived)
# HELLO

hello i have an internet comic which some of you like I guess i don't really know why

i'm working on a new site at trumlaut.com/newtig/jerks.pl if you want to see it. it doesn't really work right in IE if you are a faggot and still use it.

the archives are at tig.trumlaut.com and i am also the operator of welcometodie.com

HELLO B3TA!!!!
(HELOSMTP http://tig.trumlaut.com, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# I'm going for a shit,
and hopefully, when I am back, you WILL be gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# i tell you what
this is better than some of the shit that happens on here these days...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# I agree
Its not bad. Its baldmonkey meets The Neville
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Add a dash of Dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)
# i was just about to type that!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Teh mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Braw!
Have chips with that spam ;¬)
Welcome.
Pull a kitten to the shop and put it in a chair.
You'll never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# lmaop
oh no i hope i have not angered everyone!!! regardless pretty much nobody has ever linked to my stuff before except a bunch of times on b3ta so i figured this would be a more receptive audience than most but moreover dicks
(HELOSMTP http://tig.trumlaut.com, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
# A few hours earlier and you would have been among friends.
I can't hang around at that time any more, but there will be more than a few people that know and love your work.

Look for: DOCTOR DYSLEXIA, Rapitinui, Tahkcalb and mofaha to name a few.

We've been admiring from a distance. ARE YOU COMFORTABLE?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# YES
however I do not really know how this place works yet!!!!
(HELOSMTP http://tig.trumlaut.com, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Get stuck in dude!
Nice to see you here.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# =D
hello!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
great
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Arf!
That's very silly indeed. Welcome and pull up a photoshop, rape a kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)
# I have read most of your comics and I fucking love them.
Don't listen to the nasty people, they're not cool.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
# ^this
HE'S RIGHT YOU KNOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# This
tig.trumlaut.com/140WHO.png
Just made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Here, you'll need more of these: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
welcome to b3ta etc.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)
# It is extremely Crab and Scorpion!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# i wish to subscribe to your newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# WELCOME TO FUN!!!!
 
*bastes in honey*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Q & D
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)
# £200 in Mayfair
I'll take it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 8:56, archived)
# m0..o
Isn't Mayfair £500 or is it too early?
(I don't lie I change the truth o.O, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)
# No
To buy a house on it is £200.
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)
# I remember getting raped everytime I landed on it
So at least £400-£500
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)
# raped? seems a litte harsh for a board game...
Mayfair
to buy - £400
mortgage - £200
site - £50
rent
1 house - £200
2 houses - £600
3 houses - £1400
4 houses - £1700
hotel - £2000
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Not easily available -
Monopoly: The Sodomite's Edition
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)
# 'ello archie
sometimes rape is the preferred alternative to the shame of going bankrupt to your 11 year old brother.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)
# It's not rape if it's in the family
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# £200 for a house that size in Mayfair
sounds about right - that comes out to around a million pounds per square meter.
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Heh, I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)
# this is clever.
well done, have a jammy dodger.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# loving this one!
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 19:24, archived)
# bin away... now i'm back


Not even sure this qualifies as a compo, but it's tenuously related, so there.

'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)
# hahahahah
ace!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)
# You are the thilly!
'ning mate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)
# 'ning river
who's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Neh. Tired.
I suffer from insomnia and I've been awake since 3:30.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)
# Reminds me of Father Ted
Wait a minute! These are FAKE hands!
(vibrating tuna, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 7:54, archived)
# Arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 8:26, archived)
# IT'S STEVEN, ISN'T IT?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 8:35, archived)
# Yeah but she love it, the bitch!
'ningles all.

I shall be off to get the Zoo and Nuts when the lazy arsed newsagent can get the old ones off the shelf.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 8:40, archived)
# 'lo ghosty
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 8:46, archived)
# Hey mate
I just did an outstanding botty brick!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Congrats
I myself, dropped a bomb this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Well done
Personally mine was perfect. Nice and solid and only a two wiper, which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)
# haha
I had a 'ghost' this morning \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)
# And this is why b3ta is not the place to be while eating your cornflakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Fourdam has put me off my porridge many times
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:04, archived)
# A ghost?
You felt it brewing, went to the loo and all that came out was a fart?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)
# nope
had a shit, and when I wiped - THE PAPER WAS CLEAN
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# those are the best ones!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Yeah but personally
I wouldn't check first wipe:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# I'm sure I would have noticed:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Aphex Twin - Didgeridoo
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 6:45, archived)
# THIS IS JUST TRAINING, TRUE SUCCESS COMES FROM BATTLE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 6:55, archived)
# aHHAHA, 'Eels'
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 7:00, archived)
#
macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=U4DWCEI7MAZJKGSJTIESVBMRHDEDCPDR
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 7:16, archived)
# Hahah, it's funne cuz it's twue.
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 7:17, archived)
# http://www.meatspin.com/
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:47, archived)
# http://www.iracockgobblerforthekgb.edu/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:50, archived)
# yay!
just the reply i wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:52, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:58, archived)
# YO YO YO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 6:52, archived)
#

(halfcut, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:26, archived)
# G-G-G-GHOSTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:31, archived)
# I think next on the list for FauxPhoto follies should be...
...animated. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:31, archived)
# Oh, snork!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:49, archived)
# What a dickhead!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:49, archived)
# PREMATURE SNORKIN'.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:50, archived)
# Soggy Pasta!
*slurps*
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:21, archived)
# I reckon
well, nothing really, damn you comedy muse for leaving me this way
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:26, archived)
# Yeah, I got nuthin', neither.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:31, archived)
# Now I want custard.
...slaty custard.
...sucked from someone's head tube.
...someone's hairy magenta head tube.

*stomach rumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:33, archived)
# rofl.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:37, archived)
# QUIT SNORKIN MY SMURFBERRIES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 6:53, archived)
# Zen Blinx
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:35, archived)
# Pffft!
unPffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:42, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrghh! Turn her off, TURN HER OFF!
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:16, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:23, archived)
#
macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=B2JMWVNEH2GWKD5OYSB5LLHXOLO3YEK2
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:30, archived)
# HAPPY CAT IS MIGHTY PISSED.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:32, archived)
# N E D M
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:33, archived)
# It's not even doom music, kitty!
 
Oh wait, it is.


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:50, archived)
# nooo!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:24, archived)
# I did start with a tileable path
but it mutated as I played with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:31, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:32, archived)
#

(halfcut, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:28, archived)
# Pick a colour and stick with it you furry mong!!!
[/;-P
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:32, archived)
# I was enchanted
with the hue control.
You catflap fraterniser.

sorry bout the ninja, but I needed 1 more syllable for a haiku
(halfcut, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:37, archived)
# edit fits better too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:03, archived)
# This kitty
has mood rings for eyes. That am awesome.
(WillF http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:32, archived)
#
I has a more subtile vershun two
(halfcut, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:47, archived)
# WHERE DO WE GO, MAP?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:40, archived)
# OH, MAP, YOUR CRAZY!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:42, archived)
# How?
Did you make that 'George' with such a small file size, tis intriguing?

eDIT: Can I 'ave it in me profile?
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:55, archived)
# what?
what george? what image? whats "file size"?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:34, archived)
# Never mind
i hast bein a fool.
Meh taught da ting was one big h'imayge, meh wass wrong like a wasp.

AHhahaha!
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:36, archived)
# sure, go ahead.
you dont have to credit me.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:37, archived)
# One day..
It will be just one image with a size of 13Kb.

One day Papa, one day.
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 5:42, archived)
# FEED IT PIZZA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 6:54, archived)
# WOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 7:17, archived)
# Have at you!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)
# Hurrah!
Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Because I can.
(WillF http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 3:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 3:52, archived)
# *SNORK!*
I should just be cool and say 'pffft', but I got brandy on the monitor and it deserves a new word
(halfcut, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:21, archived)
#
 
www.b3ta.com/board/45799
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:31, archived)
#
Ah. Precedent.
(halfcut, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 4:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 3:25, archived)
# ..bloody hell...
*spews*
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 3:27, archived)
# yes please
twice
(I helped save b3ta! King Tubby the Ganja Smuggling Dub Ruler, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 3:28, archived)
# this has some subtle charms
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 3:34, archived)
# i was trying to decide between that^ and this;

this one look too earthly, like a fish.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 3:40, archived)
# this is actually making me feel queasy...eghhhhrggghhk!
I advise you to seek counselling.
(SixelpnoikeD The Clown Prince of Japes, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 3:46, archived)
# the bottom eye (or whatever) looks like labia and clit, sort of
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 3:51, archived)
# Gak!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 3:54, archived)

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