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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:42, archived)
# *GULP*!
i don't know whether to love it, pity it or kill it?

edit: it's still kyoot in a way, so i will hug him and squeeze him.

edit^2: nevermind -- after a short love-affair, it looks like the type that would crap in your shoes and tell you to fuckoff
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:48, archived)
# I'd go with edit2 too. [/;-)
thx
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:52, archived)
# At the end of the day
It's just going to crap in your shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:05, archived)
# as long as you put your foot in soon after when it's still warm that's ok
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:06, archived)
# It's a non dog thing,
If you do something to piss a cat off. Warm kitty prezzie
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:08, archived)
# you never close your eyes anymore when you squeeze your shits

there's no tenderness like before when you get the squits

you're trying hard not to show it baby

but baby, baby i know it

you've lost that acid ringpiece, woah that acid ringpiece
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:16, archived)
# I'm not a veggie
But I generally only eat things I have personally have killed.

So everything from a bison to an emu to an alligator.

I hate the people that eat the thing that they buy in packets and can't live with the reality.

On another note. I misdialed a number today and got my ex's number instead. I had to sort out the number barring again just in case she called me back.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:23, archived)
# I'm no longer a veggie
But does planting perpetual spinach get you off the hook?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sat 5 May 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Asparagus . That's the bitch.
I once worked at a farm that grew it.

In one day you started picking it, and I'm not joking, when you got the the other end what you started picking had regrown.

It's meant to grow at an inch an hour!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Yum!
Wish I had room to grow!
I could eat that as fast as it grew....
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sat 5 May 2007, 2:55, archived)
# yay!
i like him her
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:49, archived)
# More from the Morguefile kitties pool
www.morguefile.com/archive/?display=145716&
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:57, archived)
# a veritable smorgasboard
which i can't spell. and am not entirely 100% sure of the definition. but hey ho.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Kity . . . sphinx . . . looks intense . . . staring . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:50, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:53, archived)
# Lasers will happen soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:53, archived)
# By your command, Sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Got it
goin' on now!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Lasers mit teh fluffeh??
Laser Cats 2
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 5 May 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Hah!
I love this a dancing cat ... and his laser abilities!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Vegas
baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:35, archived)
# Yeah, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Yay, I like him!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Ack! They're springing right for us!
     Release the Samurai Cats!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Hahaha, woo!
I'll see your Samurai and raise you with Robokitty!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Hahaha, but I've been developing a reply to catmechs...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Hah, he's armed!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh noes! He be gettins away!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Right. Time for bed.
but just think on what you have voted for.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:35, archived)
# i am english
and was, for some shoddy reason, not registered to vote this year
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Nice wood panelling
on that dishwasher's control panel...
(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:37, archived)
# I know.
How can he live like that!?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:37, archived)
# i forgot to vote
cos I spent most of the day playing "s.t.a.l.k.e.r.", and then getting blasted on wine.

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:38, archived)
# i hope to god you never moan about the state of this country
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Absolutely not
But if I'd known Freddie Mercury was a candidate I'd have been down there like a shot.
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:40, archived)
# i yam english
and for some reason didn't stand for election )proud member of the loonies( so didn't vote for anyone scottish
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:56, archived)
# An appropriate pixelmash
...considering it was a promo for a magazine called 'Transworld SURF'


Click for bigger (134KB)

I don't know who 'he' was, but 'she' was Ana Beatriz Barros (unmodified on stage-right)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:28, archived)
# would
but I am a little bt tipsy
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Surf's
up!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Would
would
would.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 5 May 2007, 1:44, archived)
# now i can sleep

never done before !
bye
(I helped save b3ta! i don't understand everything saute en l'air pour te réchauffer, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Reading books or Reading festival?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 5 May 2007, 1:04, archived)
# or Reading town
where i live

me no like
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:05, archived)
# No one likes Reading town, so it wasn't even an option
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 5 May 2007, 1:05, archived)
# yeah, well
im sure no one likes ___(your home town here)__ either!!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
# No
I don't expect they do
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 5 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
# you live in manchester?
/scouse blog
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Is it not good?
I'll just wait for the film then.

*shuts up and goes to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 5 May 2007, 1:06, archived)
# shut up and goto bed
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
# *complies*
'night all

Edit: How rude of me, I forgot to woo the kitten anim: tis lovely, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 5 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# there should be
a festival called reading festival as in reading books just to cause general chaos around the time the tickets go on sale! Can you imagine hahahah! /shutsupnow
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Funny :))
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:05, archived)
# haha I are liking to reads aswell
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Hehe... likes kitties..
And this puts a smile on my face....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Pupils . . .
no need to get excited. Wait . . . what is that reading material?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# \o/
Fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:09, archived)
[challenge entry] cockney slang
s'cuse the seams and general dodgyness, firt time i've tried to compo lol
(nath86, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:55, archived)
# huuuuuuuuuge
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:55, archived)
#
a smug anchor at that
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:56, archived)
# I just
vommed,nothing to do with your picture though...which I actually quite like.

Edit: now I feel a bit better...
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Sat 5 May 2007, 0:59, archived)
# heh
cropping and resizing it a bit would be nice
(MasterOfStoats, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
# I, as king of the INTERNET, condemn you to death...
by having your eyes eaten by rats!
(likeajackhammer, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:05, archived)
# and then the rats to be eaten by angry garden furniture
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# It's nice
and big.

Run while you can
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:08, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# hahahaha he's so full of neoteric abuse!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:11, archived)
# is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:16, archived)
# no,
I'm much more ginger and fearsome.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:33, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:20, archived)
# i dont get the 32k bit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:26, archived)
# Sadly
you shall never know the glee of having a teaboy around who is on £32k a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:32, archived)
# All the best teaboys are paid 32k.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:32, archived)
# wait, bells are ringing
ive heard this before, but im still not overly familiar
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:33, archived)
# This doesn't seem to be the beginning,
but it was certainly going on...
www.b3ta.com/board/4196501
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:38, archived)
# haha bless him.
was it for A FUCKING GAME?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:41, archived)
# LOW FUCKING POLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:58, archived)
# best thread i have ever read
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:44, archived)
# AHahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:25, archived)
# C'mon . . . give us a kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# that's not
the loch ness toad is it?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Toady
has got a new agent and gone Hollywoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:53, archived)
# No... Never !!
Woo !!
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Ok but no tongues!!
Woo to this!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Oooh that is ace!
Well done there.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:53, archived)
# OK...

*smooches*! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:55, archived)
# Perhaps
a duet is in order? Toady must get a spiffy monocle as well . . . Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:00, archived)
# the monocle maketh
the amphibian!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Woo ... would...
But only if I get tongues......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:55, archived)
# A toad by any other name...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:57, archived)
# Hats and dance
(maninthespoon, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:19, archived)
# that is fucking fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Hats!
That cat's hat's gats haps!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:26, archived)
# Dance!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:10, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:15, archived)
# Sure, just hop into this frypan.
Here, hold this pad of butter and garlic clove,
and I'll sprinkle sage on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:11, archived)
# My first attempt at a vector..
..constructive and unconstructive comments welcome

pack of jammie dodgers for the first to guess who tis.
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:46, archived)
# You call that a vector?
Back in the day t'foreman would whip us with a rasterized whip for turning out a vector like that.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:50, archived)
# the corners really chafe on those
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:52, archived)
# *phwoars*
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:53, archived)
# bring on
t'foreman!
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Luxury
Back in my day, f' ruinin' pi'ture, t'foreman would singe our toes wi' burn brush.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 5 May 2007, 0:56, archived)
# pfft
we'd have given anything for a rasterized whip, in my day we'd've been made to work an extra 48 hours a day for turning out a vector like that


never done a vector myself so not gonna pass comment
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:56, archived)
# well done :D
i posted my first vector earlier - you did a little better than me as you managed to put facial features on your man :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:50, archived)
# thanks
yeah, I sort of got a nose on him!
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:55, archived)
# Well.. it may not be perfect
but there's something about it I like
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:57, archived)
# Ok, to be constructive
first read some tutorials on how to handle the pen tool. You will get much smother images when you understand how to alter the anchor point handles to make curved corners.
Pick your colours from the original image if you use one and use the 5point average tool in the colour picker.
Faces are hard work and tonal changes in faces can benefit from a feathered edge to help with blending.
Otherwise fine first tracing effort. No worse than the first one I had a go at.

Oh and again just google for tutorials and read as many as you can. I've learned everything I know about tattyshop from net tutorials. I had no idea how to use it 2 years ago. ( not that I'm that much better now ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:02, archived)
# You need
to work on what colours you use. Subtlety is the key.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:11, archived)
# hey that pretty damn good!
nice style too!
check out my first vector:

(mines a bit wierd lol)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:11, archived)
# you've been gazzed
for my 300th post too
Woo yay me (and and have one of your choice for yourself too)
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Thanks all for comments
I did it off this;
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Gothed the Tom up a bit first tho!
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:27, archived)
# Here boy!
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:22, archived)
# TEEFS!
:E
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# I wanted to say that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:28, archived)
# don't you mean :E
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:28, archived)
# =(:o3
bunny rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# I thought it was dog woth a top hat on
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:55, archived)
# that it is also

well done
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:56, archived)
# *aquires croissant, newspaper and a glass of wine*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:59, archived)
# yes
...and bollock-chin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:20, archived)
# I imagine it being incapable of barking,
and instead only saying "Duuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh" and drooling.

And it's woo
(Pelle ghola, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:25, archived)
# mark mark
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:48, archived)
# i say!
my dog's got no chin
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:27, archived)
# It has..
But it's very very small
Wrofffhhh
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:29, archived)
# with a teef to chin ratio like that
i'd say he has to be at least 40th in line to the throne
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:28, archived)
# i have a beer he coud open for me
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Hehe....
Deseves it !!!.....I got bitten by one of thoses once.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Why am I looking
in a rather strange way at
your slightly odd dog?

/go do that haiku you don't do so well
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 5 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# how does it chew
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# poor thing
bet it has to eat soup, from a funnel
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Haha.
Heh, very nice.
(Filifis, Sat 5 May 2007, 4:24, archived)
# .
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:16, archived)
# cool
how/what etc.?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Thankyou...
How/what...err ...gradient fill / lense flare / chrome filter / levels .....loads more.... Fairies flying through the cosmos.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
# cool
(Pelle ghola, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Cheers....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:22, archived)
# It looks like a nebula in a puddle
this calms me pleasantly
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 5 May 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Thanks...
Glad to have obliged
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# this make me mellow
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:18, archived)
# It calmed me to do it...Cheers..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Space
candymans . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Candymans / fairies...
just little neon creatures....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Looks like a sheet of dried blood being used as a tent but some twat has
gone and punctured it with a pitch fork for camping in his horse field, It's not my fault I love horses!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Hehe....
WE ALL love horses...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:28, archived)
# aaargh space spiders!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:29, archived)
# but are they from Mars?

I've just scared myself now.
*fears opening a mars bar forever*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Hehe.....
They're Neon fairies ..... here's a close up ... theinvisablemanatb3ta.googlepages.com/fairyfaceclosesmall.jpg
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:32, archived)
# thats my new wallpaper
that is! Nice... very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Woo thanks........
That's the best compliment ever.......cheers....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 3:24, archived)
# It's a can of catfood, Einstein. Not brain surgery!

hurry up, I'm hungry!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Haha
needs some pulsation!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Hehe...
Why does that still make me go arh....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:17, archived)
# no it's "Aaaaargh"
at the back of the throat
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 5 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Nooooo....!!!!
It's still a kitty and just hungry..... so therefore cute...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
# BRAAAIIINS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Well I'd still stroke it....
Avoiding the the softer bits anyway ....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:38, archived)
# I'd poke the wobbly bits to see the reaction
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 5 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Now thats what i call ..
a weird cat
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:25, archived)
# *feels need to feed cats*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Should really be our logo

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Huzzah!
Also guy at work make this site that he thinks is hilarious, told him I'd share it with you 'orrible lot.

www.comedyfuck.com

There is a large NSFW image so either disable image loading in your browser or look at it when you get home.

Indcidentally, I scored 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Why are "ethnic chicks" girls you normally wouldn't fool around with?
And doesn't the term "GRILF" imply that you would normally fool around with them, since you'd like to fuck them?
(Pelle ghola, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# i was thinking that
and 'the girl next door' too, for that matter
*reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:10, archived)
#
An ethnic group or ethnicity is a population of human beings whose members identify with each other, usually on the basis of a presumed common genealogy or ancestry.
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:10, archived)
# the category links
don't seem to work for me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Come on everybody, come and gather around, friends. This is the day civilisation ends. So let's get together and do death's dance. Come and loot the supermarket while we've got the chance.
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# saturn?
(or cronus if you're greek?)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# it's alright, apparently those kerrrrazy science people made some
simple mathematical mistakes and broked the particle accelerator or more specifically the bastard huge MAGNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:02, archived)
# But we can still loot the supermarket, can we?
(Pelle ghola, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:04, archived)
# only if you wear this potato.
*presents potato*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# *scoffs*
Braw!
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:11, archived)
# oh noes!
an infected potato! curses!

*clutches stomach and collapses*

*insects explode from said stomach*
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:13, archived)
# loves
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# What kind of potato is it?
Does it match my loot suit?
(Pelle ghola, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Yes
and Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:12, archived)
# getting small details wrong about particle accelerators
is easier than you think
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# hahaha
you're a bit quiarky aren't you
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Haha
As a physicist, I enjoy this muchly.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sat 5 May 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Inspired by the 'hero' post :)



(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Why not use the same font?
Or do what I do when edit screenshots, copy/build the letters in paint?

Edit: Paint just here means mspaint
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Because
I couldn't be arsed :) Also I'm incompetent at GIMP :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Wait, this has happened before, I remember it distinctly
I posted exactly what I did in the above post, and thought I'd done it before

I'm almost certainly wrong, but I just thought it
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# *stares blankly*

*spots addition*

*smirks and clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Not just
anybody?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:01, archived)
# You know
I need someone
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Help me . . .
help meeeeeeeeeeeee . . . yeah . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# So... Alex Salmond's due to be first minister, eh?
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Run away!
Giant Quo!
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Go Quo, go!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Sorry
(smoglane!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:35, archived)
# and grab the stupid kid standing in front of an oncoming car!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:36, archived)
# arf
did you find it?

Or did you just find the secrets you hide?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:37, archived)
# I believe he might have found
the key to his life.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:39, archived)
# or clarified butter?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:55, archived)
# I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Bastwank is better than ghee
George Alagiah says so, so it must be true
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 4 May 2007, 23:39, archived)
# I think I'm RISsing something
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:41, archived)
# you've got to search for the hero inside yourself
reach in til you're wrist deep
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:42, archived)
# lost my watch
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:45, archived)
# wait, I got it. It's something to do with Natural Colour Lasting Highlights from Loreal isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
# maybe shes born with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Jaundice?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:48, archived)
# downs syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:48, archived)
# you made me feel a bit down now
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# stop touching!!!


im sorry. it was very poor taste

/is bored
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:04, archived)
# let's go kick some heamophiliacs :D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# that's frickin horrible porn
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:41, archived)
# image searchgives you a woman with HOOOOOOOOOOGE knockers
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:43, archived)
# woo :)
got me singing now!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:45, archived)
# it's no fun...
(gmcs, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Arf!
Needs more Hiro.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# evning all


Click for bigger (262KB)
my latest scrot veccy
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:29, archived)
# i don't understand vectors

someone explain to me at length
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Vectors use curves between points to define areas
so they're able to be scaled up and down with no loss of definition . . . or summat . . . I'm drunk.

You can't do vectors in Paint! so ner!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:33, archived)
# are they converted images or done from scratch

this one for example... it looks as if you'd put an image through the vector mangler and it'd churn this out the other end.

where's the effort? i'm sure there's lots, but where?
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:35, archived)
# you trace the vectors from the source pic
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:37, archived)
# on a tablet?

i'm probably taking that too literally
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:37, archived)
# On a vector layer
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:38, archived)
# no paper then?
pish. everything is computers these days.

i yearn for an egg cup.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:39, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:40, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_graphics
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:41, archived)
# yarrrrr. for to embiggerise
now i undersnad
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Bah!
Thass what I said originally!

BAHBAHBAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:45, archived)
# it took a while to sink in

you helped me to undersnad, i just needed clarification
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
# To the best of my knowledge
Illfrustrator is the program of choice, but tattyshop's pen tool can yield MAGNIFICENT results in the hands of In Vino Veritas or The Great Architect

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:49, archived)
# paintshop pro is fine for me
get the impression it takes a bit longer though.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# I understand that
Xara is excellent for vector work. However it also has a cheat button that does it all for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# I was converted to Xara when I saw the work of another b3tan, 'JamesSmith'.
Stuff on his site here:

www.logovend.com/infopainting.htm#artp
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:07, archived)
# I've had Xara
extreme pro sitting on a shelf for the best part of a year and not yet installed it. I've used many Xara products in the past though and been pleased with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# I hear a farm.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# or a Ram that cuts hair
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:48, archived)
# of course as soon as
it's saved as an image and not a vector file then it's no longer a vector. When they are posted here they are just jpeg images that have been produced using vector shapes. Like this simple line art inking I just did.

www.b3ta.com/board/7158579
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# or gifs . . .
C];0D

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I concede that
they are better saved as gifs for quality and jpeg for data size.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# that makes my groin tingle

yes, i undersnad the concept. wrong format loses the... format... and thusly vectorised goodness is not vectory anymore.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:50, archived)
# course, you can't post the vector file
as they're GARGANTUAN

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Whilst simultaneously being very very small.
It'd be nice if the board supported SVG or something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:55, archived)
# but you post it as a gif and it's teeny teeny tiny
which is kinda ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Well the vector file is not an images file
it's just a placeholder for all the mathematical data. You have to save it as something other to use it as a web image. Tiff would be the absolute best quality file but you'd get raped for posting them ANYWHERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:59, archived)
# MASSIFULOUS!
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# surely it shouldn't be
if represented by a few primitives?
that being the point. i bet the illustrator/photoshop file is giant, but that's not the same thing. if it were to be saved as flash or svg, wouldn't it actually be quite wee?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaha! I recognise some of those words
but am too drunk to arrange them . . . n-night!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# It also
has a very crisp, distinctive look that only vectors give.

In Vino Veritas does lovely vectors too.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:51, archived)
# They're kinda . . . usually
vectored over

Like the JJ Scarlet one below. JJ sketched it and hoodles, drew over it defining curves with the pen tool to make the vector.

The effort comes in erm . . . vectoring

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:37, archived)
# You have to create the curves by drawing the outline of each shape
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:37, archived)
# but you can create them from your own artisitc merit
you don't HAVE to have a source image

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Basically it's a form of tracing.
Trace shapes over an image, to build up an interpretation of that image. It takes a lot of time (for me anyway) but allows you to go back and fiddle with shapes, colours, transparencies as much as you want.

Im' sure certain b3tans could give you better answers, such as Mofaha or B3ta's resident Queen Vectoria, In Vino Veritas.

Personally I think the great thing about vectors is that they can be sacled up or down to any size, because they are made up of shapes rather than pixels.

EDIT: As others have pointed out, 'vector' is the medium, not the image itself. Also of course many are made from scratch, not traced over bitmap images.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:43, archived)
# I just remembered...
I have a small animation of a vector I made as I built it up, which may illustrate it a bit better.

(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:45, archived)
# i like that
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Thanks! :)
If you're interested in trying some vectoring, I believe Tattyshop/PSP have in-built vector functionality, as does the GIMP (it's just a bit crap). I would recommend a dedicated vector package though, such as Illustrator, or the free Inkscape.

Personally I like Xara Xtreme.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# cool. ima download that and have a try
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# my attempt
but didnt save the stages :s
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# I tend to use loads of layers.
I made that anim quite quickly by turning layers on and exporting after each one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:02, archived)
# ^this
except with the bobafett anim below i made every shape in the vector visible in turn from the bottom up, grabbing the image each time.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:14, archived)
# i did that
but without the photo underneath
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:01, archived)
# This is primordial woo matter
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# i didn't see what made it any speshuller than the vector itself
but it made it onto the popular page, so who am i to argue?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Alright, folks, stoppit
Its not tracing. Its only tracing if youer using the pen tool to trace something. Which is just what everyone does, and calls it a vector, which is technically right, but just not an accurate representation of a vector, since vectors dont describe the picture, just the way it was created.

/drunk rant
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:02, archived)
# *SPANGS*
no reason, just random violence in the name of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:04, archived)
# I simply cannot b e party to such behaviour
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:11, archived)
# what sort of behaviour would you be party to?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Narcolepsy
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:16, archived)
# I've been saying this for years.
People open tattyshop and proceed to create paths with the pen tool. Then they fil and or stroke those paths. They post the image here and call it a vector. It's never been a vector unless all the paths and shapes are saved for future scaling and altering.
Most of the images here are simply traced images of photographs using a path to define where to fill the colour and nothing more.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:27, archived)
# i remember being taught this
during AS IT (snore) but am i also right in asuming that if i save above vector and open it in PSP it'll become de-vectorised and will look shitty when scaled up?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# depends
if you save it in a vector format PSP will open it in vector format and will scale it up properly... PSP understands vector images.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:12, archived)
# fair enough
the teacher we had was incredibly inept, couldn't even count up to 4 (but that's another story, possibly for last week's QOTW)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# I want one
sooo bad
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:31, archived)
# *gives you one*
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:32, archived)
# thanks!
a blue one! just like I always wanted!
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:33, archived)
# yeah i was sitting on my willy for a while.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:35, archived)
# it's a 4 cycle i hope
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:43, archived)
# I dunno what a scrot veccy is
but it doesn't look like bollocks to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Brilliant!
almost TOO photographic

EDIT: Blimmin' eck! I din't notice it was you! Braw!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:32, archived)
# That am very grand you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:32, archived)
# That's fantastic
on so many levels. Not least of which is I had 3 Lambretta's and 6 Vespa's in my yoof.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:35, archived)
# why was your roof full of scooters ?
and are there any left ?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:38, archived)
# No fraid not
I only ever had 2 at once from ages 15 to about 27. I was a second generation Mod ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:42, archived)
# you might like these then
www.flickr.com/photos/amoebaboy/page2/
piccys of my 80s scootering shenanigans
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Yes indeed
very much like that. Except I only ever had one chopped. a GP200
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:50, archived)
# One of those looks a lot like the Vespa model I have on my desk
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# That's rather woo!
And it reminds me, I was doing a Vespa vector, but haven't done any more of it for days
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:36, archived)
# how long
did it take you to do?

very very woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:41, archived)
# a couple of evenings
started tuesday did a bit every night
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:43, archived)
# goodo
vectors are the snazz...especially yours :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Looks good
Start the engine

(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# mighty good!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Very well drawn!
and if you like that, check the microcars a friend of mine does at boogerballs.com/
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 5 May 2007, 2:26, archived)
# im on a roll today

should really be revising though.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Blue shirts, first to beam down, first to get killed
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Not in a skirt
Edit: I rest my case
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# ha thats what i was going for
thought i'd slightly alter it a bit
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# No, that's red shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# BLUE!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:26, archived)
# RED!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 23:27, archived)
# RED!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:27, archived)
# PURPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# BASTWANK!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Good response.
It was red, and always a crew member you have never seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Magenta!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# it's definitely the
slightly buff guys in the red shirts who get to be blobfood.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# makes me think bad things

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# so should i
hurrah for slacking!!!

and woo to the shading.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# ooo sexy <s>kitty</s> squirrel
tj

Isketch anyone?

www.isketch.net
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# riverghost?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:26, archived)
# nope kroger
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# It's frustrating for Brits
playing in a U.S. room so I will give it a miss, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:31, archived)
# ehh
somebody else start one then
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:33, archived)
# very nice.
I only did one of Jack's and he seemed less than interested so I never bothered again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Meh
I just like drawing them for something to do.
I need stuff to practise on
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:29, archived)
# JJ does RILLY good curves
but there's also www.flickrleech.net for great sources

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Woo!
I ran out of vectors . . . have a pixel


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# thats more than one pixel you devious fox you
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
you wily Scotch!

Have another!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# What Are the chances?


mmm..mmm?
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 4 May 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Isn't that a bastwank?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# you got that high enough on google yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 23:18, archived)
# No
WATL took it out of his sig, and it dropped from 730 to 500, but it's going up again now
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# What is?
Bastwank?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Yes
BASTWANK!

George Alagiah recommends repelling wild bastwanks with unsalted peanuts and a mechanical wan king spanner.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# those damn Bastwank
/encouraging
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Bastwank will only show up on google if it's one word
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# ..that his fingers smell like poo?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# hahaha I like your sig
but also fear it's factual information
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Hello Pedro
Have you ever done a Jessica Simpson mangle?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:16, archived)
# yes, but you may not have been able to tell
:P

here it is... ( i may have posted this abt 4 weeks ago on here )


Click for bigger (179KB)

edit^2 why does thumbnail go poo poo on here sometimes? fixed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# hahaha love your stuff

for some reason it shifts around the 'close' tag after posting, you can edit it back into place
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# EAT DEM EAT DEM EAT DEM!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Thom Dancing > Most Things
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 4 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# that's not me
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# I'm supposed to send you like this CD
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# ah, cuntywads
yes, yes, I shall respond forthwith! I actually went and got CD's and cases today!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 May 2007, 22:59, archived)
# You wont like what you hear, I'll either e-mail you for your postal address
or you could gaz me it?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
# we shall see!
gaz on the way! Reply with yours!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:01, archived)
# am I on your list of people to send them to?
I don't know how she arranged the whole thing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 May 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I seem to be receiving them from a whole different bunch of people
to those that I'm sending them to.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# I have been fiddling with what I got from your tutorials for 5 mins or so
and I've figured out what I needed to do now.

ta muchly - couldn't have done it without you.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:15, archived)
# you are, I think
*checks email*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Let me know for sure and I shall reply with haste
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 May 2007, 23:05, archived)
# ah!
no, you aren't!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Ah ok!
I don't know if I can afford packing/sending yet though :( I took my name of randomburn but still got a list of people to send to, so if I can send I will, but if not I could send a cyber version?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 May 2007, 23:10, archived)
# sure, why not?
burn an ISO and stick it somewhere to download, with artwork if you get to making some?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# ...
ISO?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# I got an iso off the internet yesterday
Is was a self extracting cd which was compressed 5 times, so I have a dvd worth of information on a cd :)

An iso is a disc image in case you didn't know
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:21, archived)
# I wiki'd it,
cheers though
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
# take files and or folders
whatever you use to burn to disc tell it to use the system hard drive to burn to instead of a disc. The resulting file will be a disc image that others can use to burn to CD. It will be one of many extensions depending upon the software. .ISO is the industry standard.

And now I want some of whatever it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# b3ta's annual random burn
it's now passed, and many people are experiencing new musics from each other's colelctions
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Link?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Ah right
you would have only got stuff like Tattyshp CS3 and studio 8 from me. I don't music much.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:27, archived)
# heeeeee
nice style
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# welcome to my day :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Do you have a larger version of this image?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:11, archived)
# very

edit: that's only about 30 frames of a couple of thousand shot at 640x480
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

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