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I thought that the alien manip I made yesterday

turned out quite well.

So I'll bore b3ta with another

Click for bigger (139 kb)

source

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

Oooh I like that

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

*engages Verity in smalltalk

just to increase her post rate*

C];0D
HONK!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

You'll never catch me that way, Hat

Oh...
5

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

yes, tell me more of how you like it.

or talk about kittins, anything, just post damnit! ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

Oh you'll be disappointed

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

Story of my life miss.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:29, archived)

These are ace and no mistake

*clicks*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

ta muchly.

I might offer to 'alienise' some of the evening b3tards, you know? Pretty 'em up a bit ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

cor

I'd like to see me alienated a bit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

you know where to send pictures.

keep it simple, you know headshot, not masses of scruffy wig in view.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

those are both

ace!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

most excellent

excellent? still cant get used to woo..

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The Tig and me, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

let's hope for this kind of thing....

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

Hahahaha!

Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

Who's that?

I feel so ill educated...
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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

Shreeeeeeeeeeeeee!

innit?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

But social security, dollars

and the White House behind?

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

lectures in america

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

Thanks :)

2

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:29, archived)

yeh

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

ooh

nice brushwork!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

jesus! scary!

also slightly reminds me of a scanner darkly.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

ha ha,

absolute man hands!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

I don't think Stevie Wonder meant Mrs Blair when he sang

"My Cherie Amour, lovely as a summer's day"

Somebody would have told him the truth, "Look Steve, about this song, she's actually a bit of a hippocrocopig..."

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

cherie has been laminated

either that or the bukakke has dried.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

Hahahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

nice!

what about her suggestion not to jail women with children (i think she meant pregnant women).

wouldnt it have been easier just to mention over breakfast to Tone...

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The Tig and me, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

I like the way she thinks

Women should have equal rights to men

Except criminal women, who should essentially be let off.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

Fookin' flies...

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Ninj, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

FAIL

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

That's better

although it would have been wise to edit the original post rather than delete and repost.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

o_O

you could have just edited the post

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

woo!

you're getting there :¬)

i would say that next time use the edit button - but there wont be a next time because you took the advice and have got it right!
so have another woo!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

Cheers...

me dears. Basically I'm a lazy sod and do the 'uploading from me desktop' bit and I can't seem to edit the pictures. So me wents for speed and deleted said offending bogger!

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Ninj, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

maybe try using the boards own imageloader next time

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

That

be the one I used...

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Ninj, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

oh...

it doesn't thumbnail animations...sorry...

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

No probs...

As you've probably sussed I'm a bit of a noob when it comes to them there gif things!

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Ninj, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

NORMAL

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

normal?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

Yay!

That's betterer.

Best to use the 'edit' button in future, though, folks get a bit upset when you delete a thread.

EDIT: Oh - swaza's already said that.
*goes back to sleep*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

Trying to be a good boy...

meh.

EDITED - for size

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

haha

top spunkage!

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Sammo, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

Handel Gothic

FTW

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

NSFW?

Maybe...maybe not.

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

It doesn't look like porn at a distance

Or even near

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

hahahaha

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

*pffft*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

don't you mean

*spluff* ??!

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

nope...

you males can handle that side of things

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

heh heh

'handle'

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

Classy :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

50ml???

What the living fuck?
Are you wanking off a large beast or what?

that question was brought to you by FeedLines inc. Preparing ground for dirty puns since 1981

after all, normal human ejaculate is about 4ml.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

Curses

You've discovered my secret

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:50, archived)

Hitler had a dream..

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:10, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

I like

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

Sneaky Bastard!!

Woo/Yay/Houpla!

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

hahaha

woo

he has very big hands :¬D

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

*did a little edit*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

that's chucklesome that is

me likey.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

oof

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

hi cockalorum!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

hehe

looking for this? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

Crikey

what's the correct etiquette for expressing admiration for a 'hi cockalorum'?

*head asplodes*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

I belive it's:

Gosh. That's ever so good.

also spelled:

ZOMGf'kinA!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:51, archived)

Hahaha

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

one morning at a snowed in rugby venue....

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

old school b3ta

win

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

Let's see how happy his feet are when you've kicked him over the posts

(mox "My mind is telling me no...", Mon 14 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

You punt!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

hell yeah!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

Need some spack

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

for an excuse to pearoast

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

RIS

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:10, archived)

RIS

on teh emos? Do you people only come out in the daytime?

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

I just don't get it

I know what Emos are, but what's funny about "Priority: Emo"?

Or is the word "Emo" so funny it doesn't require any justification as in ROFL EMO!!!!111one?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

How depressed do you have to be

to send a "lowest" priority email?

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

Oh well

then I take it back, you're a comedy genius

ROFL

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

Thanks for making me feel like

David Brent.

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

My pleasure

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

I assumed it was a kind of pun

based on the use of the word 'low' to mean 'depressed'.

But I may be wrong...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

not here...

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:08, archived)

*adblocks*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:08, archived)

blindly follows.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

I have a headache :(

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

*falls onto floor frothing at the mouth*

*tells boss not to worry and hopes he doesn't spot b3ta on the screen*

*worries and froths a bit more*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:10, archived)

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The Tig and me, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

Needs more Spongspock

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

No.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

All right darlin'

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:05, archived)

*had*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

'lo

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

I'd go with (c)

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

with a fork an' spoon?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

...a pipe 'n' baccy, surely?

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

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Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

I'd go for D) myself

but after drinking it of course

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

i would throw a pompadom like a ninja throwing star

followed by a bit of mango chutney

edit: b) then

edit2: yes I'm sure

edit3: YES! It's my final answer!

edit4: YES! b)!!!!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

Hahaha

*goes to ad break*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

damn you Tarrant!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

Text A, B, C or D

to 811118 now.

texts cost eleventy pounds plus normal text charge, all calls will be charged but you won't win because you smell

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

that writing is small - so it can't be important

*texts*
*texts again*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

5. PROFIT!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

that's odd

I don;t seem to have won yet

*texts loads more times*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

haha

you need to tag that :-)

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

C. After intense D.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

Can I ask the audience?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

Tarrant breath weapon

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

No poppadom decap?

Pah!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

that would be teh best headline that I think I could Imagine ever

"TARRANT DECAPITATES MAN WITH POPADOM"

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:06, archived)

Drown them in a vat of vindaloo

If they didn't die straight out, they shit themselves to death the day after...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:05, archived)

I CANNOT DEAL WITH THE IMMENSE AMOUNT OF SMUG

in his face.

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:08, archived)

needs croissant and white wine.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

Is it Penguin tiem yet

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

very nice!

Slight TJ:

Finally completed repainting my car...

Before... and now After

and some lettering larks...

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

you painted a caravan onto it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

Pimpin'

looks sexy.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

nice work

and you should make the letters spell CHUMP

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

but theres no C in triumph

...

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

make one!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

huzzah! triumph herald 13/60 ftw!

heres mine Link
edit : how much they charge to respray?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

hehe

convertable too

edit: cor, you lucky thing, youve nearly got a fleet!

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

well its a mk 2 vitesse hiding at the back (with a mk 1 bonnet)

edit : and a gt6 mk 3 too!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

2 litre Vitesse?

and yeah, thought the bonnet was slightly different.

edit: plus the respray cost me £120 in paint and my dad and i painted it in a tent in my garden

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

yeahuh currently - work in progress

some twunt decided to park in the side of it... (may have mentioned this before?)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

looks nice

a car repainting that's actually classily done...

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

^ this

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

*bows*

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

I would love a car like that

but I wouldn't want to drive it anywhere, park it anywhere or let anybody in or near it.

So i'm sorry Devil Duck, but I refuse to swap it for my crappy R-reg Mondeo.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

probably!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

of course!

it's beak time for penguins right now!

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

It's always penguin time!

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

^This

12 what?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

12 posts until

PANCE BEGONE SEXEH IVV TIEM! Duh!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

And if you'd let her answer

it would only be 11!

/another cunning plan ruined by Dave blog.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

pffft

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:08, archived)

ALWAYS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

That's like lovely Sir!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

only like . . . ?

Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

zoom zoom zoom!

i only have a vereh old penguin thingy. lemme find it..
Edit: bah! can't find it. have 27 lemmings flying over paris.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

always

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

a bit late, but yes it is

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

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tolin its me, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

Yes.

*backs away slowly*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

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tolin its me, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

more of this sort of...erm...thing!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

Someone else was in meeting this morning then...

my pad looks just like that

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

"Is that your final answer... "

news.google.co.uk/nwshp?oe=UTF-8&tab=wn&ned=uk&topic=e

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

hahahaha

do you plead:
a) Guilty to assault b) Not guilty
c) Guilty but it was self defence d) Smug

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

(d) FTW!

Now ninja'd

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

FONZ TIEM!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

*reposts all my fonz pics*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

haha

DO IT!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

I have bookmarked this thread

:¬D

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:06, archived)

you finished?

didn't want to interrupt you in full fonz flow
edit: they were all good. i meant to say that as well, of course

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

finished :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

I have to say that the keyboard one is fucking brilliant

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

ta!

lots of people rissed at that for a while

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

i've just noticed

it's the most worn letter on my own keyboard too
(sorry, can't get an unblurred pic on my crappy camera)
does that make me fonzy?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

punch the jukebox in your local

if it plays a song - YES
if you get thrown out and barred - NO

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

yes it does

*dresses like bunny tiskadero*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

hmm

i think i'll have to go with a) Guilty to assult.

that's the one that means you didn't do it? right? what are you doing what those pink fluffy handuffs...?

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

“I’d like to phone a solicitor “

(Rev O'Lucian will unfortunatly age on, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

damn it!

I was going to do a quick/crude shoppage of that!
:¬D

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

I vectored a tigger of the white kind

no, it's not a repost, I re-gradiented it.

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

Oh now that's lovely.

Yes, I like that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

Yay - you are all of teh clever!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

ooo thatss nice

he looks like a paper tiger

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:35, archived)

nice

i tried to do a white tiger a while back, but failed

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:35, archived)

really?

why's that?
Bah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

dunno

just didn't managed to make it good n'stuff

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

It bit his willy off mid-coitus

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

pfft!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

it's easy - just do a normal tiger

then swap orange for white.

that'll be £50 please.

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

If that were on a beach towel and I was on holiday I would buy it

;¬)

top work Mr Hat - you're getting good at this vector stuff
woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:35, archived)

again?

www.b3ta.com/board/7182170

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

that would appear to be a completely different tiger

as it isn't gradiented
sorry

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

yes, Sir

as you say

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

oh dave, you, you HAMTOUCHER

*flounces off in tears*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

*chases*

It's DIFFERENT!
Bah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

RACIST

and other purile rubbish.

Woo Yay - him's lubberly

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

have screensaver like that

which i shall animate when i have 3 weeks

but thats most excellent

(

The Tig and me, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

nicely!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

Oooh now that's lovely!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

Is that a countdown to sexy time I spot?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

Yay to vectors of inbred animals!

Edit: www.b3ta.com/links/75751

woo

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

Wooargggrowl!

I can't look at a white tiger without sadness after seeing this

www.bigcatrescue.org/white_tigers.htm#

:^(

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

good link though

I never knew that

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

I like to think this one is called "Randy"

www.bigcatrescue.org/images/WhiteTigerDeformed1.jpg

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:02, archived)

Cool!

you gots to be careful going out in the sun when you're that pale!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

A quickie before I goto the office

~~office~~pub

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

That's a bit 'arsh (see post below)

heheh

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

That would just win everything!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

Sorry.

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

PhEWWWW! Thaassa ripe one! Smells like a three-week old camembert!

Woo!
Ace!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

Wenslydale?

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

Jeebus!

How long has that joke been in your head?

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

since I got the straitjacket off.

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

Did you have to dislocate your shoulder?

like Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon 2

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

oh dear

(pdjpdj, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

PUN OVERLOAD!

*dies*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

Pfft!

hahaha

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

gdoh

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

I told you before; war and fluff... is not teh mix

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

yes

many a woo

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

Kitins of Mas Distruksion!

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

Hahaha!

Braw! but awwwwww!
Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

^This

Now what were you saying about wombles earlier?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

that wasnt me . . .

hehehehe! I was looking through your see-through dressing gown
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

This is true

'lo c_kick, nice weather we're having

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

'tis?

I prefer more sun

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

/weather sarcasm meter

yeah, it's being a cunt out there

/edit: I found some war'n'fluff

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

I knew you were sarcastic

And I was being spastic

fantastic!

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

elastic

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

congressionalisationinstrumentationqeustioningelectorate

..astic

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

mista boombastic

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

fucking schrist on a pogo stick

that's bastard ace

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

That my friend

is FUCKING ace!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

This is what you and I

have to aspire to
Hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

*nods approvingly*

Edit: i am halfway there =D

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

they see me rollin' they hatin'

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

Wow

that's something special :)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

hahaha

nice sig!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

I've just had it stuffed

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

(

Beejay Proper old bastard, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

*hieds*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

why does charlie chaplin want a hollicost?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

Pfft

He am a Hitlaw katt

(

Beejay Proper old bastard, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

but chaplin was about before hitler....

therefore hilter was copying chaplin... and ergo this is a chaplin cat

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

ashally

i heard hitler did that moustache expressly to seem less threatening to the west.

(

fross Read your email on, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

Oy vey

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

RESPECT MAH AUTHAHITAY!

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

bloody cats

woo

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

oops

woo yay

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

Woo! Yay! Houpla!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

Can you make one which just loops the first few frames?

*yays* *clciks*

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

that am the fucking wooest, that am

cats, eh. they cause problems even in civilian policing

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

Haha

she has been spoken to!

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

Mwahahahahahahaha!

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

They should use that in the next Army recruitment advert

almost as traumatic as the current one; "Mister, Mister, kick the ball back"..."Nooooo" RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

That is chuffing ace

*click*

(

Funkster, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

He's a bit shy...

Because it's my first ever animation attempt

*Edited for less seaminess

(

kasterz loitering within tent since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

The Hillllllls are alive

with the sound of MOUSE-ic . . .

Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

cow vomit?

moo sick

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

I can't believe there's an udder punster

as good as me . . .
Yay!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

It's a real teat

treat

(checkers, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

yoghurt-a be kidding me?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

ohhhh,

you're really milking this

(checkers, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

there cud be!

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

I herd there was

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

he won't milk it as much as you

and he lac(tose)s the real punning talent.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

NO WHEY!?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

HOW DAIRY EVEN TRY

to take dave's punning throne?

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

I'm surprised he (milk)maid it this far

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

i still think

he could do a lot butter

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

he should study the kraft

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

it'll still take him a while

beef-ore he masters it

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

you ain't heard the calf of it, yet . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

i think i should steer clear of these puns

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

that would be neat!

(google 'define: neat')
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

oh dear more puns

we're not going to go down that road(ent) are we?

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

rats wrong with that?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

just a bit cheesy really

gnaw worries though, it's all good fun

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

ah, well, I got insisor information

rodent shares are going through the roof!
Hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

aha i see you're a shrew-d businessman!

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

yep, I'm electric!

40,000 voles!
BIZAZZ!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:27, archived)

i'm investing in a few

hedge(hog) funds myself

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

Ive' got a . . . .

MICE-A

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

fuck me that was a good one

you seem to be able to come up with these puns so weasily!

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

...and hamsters, too...

...la la la...

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

Mouse sick?

ewww

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

reverse the action, for more seamlessness

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

Dinsdale?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

timmy turner?

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

*has a seizure*

FAIRY GODPARENTS!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

\o/

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

awww

he's a shy little fella

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

Meeeep...

...BOO!

Haha - he's ace.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

Hooray, he's lovely

(

in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

a countdown?

woohoo!
*starts wanking*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

It'll be tricky to time it right so that you'll be on the vinegar strokes

when she posts.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

Haha

I haven't even started making the picture yet!

15

(

in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

Have you got sources?

send me them all and I'll help you choose . . .
Yippee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

~~starts~~

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

Hamster time!

*dances*
Sieben sieben ein zwei
sieben sieben ein zwei drei!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

My mate's just opened a new Funeral Parlour,

Catering for the posh end of the market.

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:55, archived)

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh that hurt

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

sorry!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

haha ooooooh it

BURNS!

Woo

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

hahaha

that's almost as bad :D

(

fross Read your email on, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

Hahahahah

Noooooo! *spangs*

(

in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

arf

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

Heh, that'd be an excellent idea.

My mate's dad owns a funeral directors (family business) and he's MINTED.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

there is one in Blackpool near my parents called Box Bros

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

This one is called (somewhat gigglesomely in my book) KY Green.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

could be worse

you wouldn't want to be burried by Soylent Green funeral directors

although... LUBE IS PEOPLE!

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

hehe

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

Genius!

(

Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

interestingly...

That was the first pic that I found in Google!

www.kygreen.co.uk/images/office/shop_front_lrg.jpg

owch, myhead!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

That's my mate's Dad's.

It's also just down the road from my old shared house.

See that tably thing in the window? I've been covetting that for YEARS.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

bagpuss?

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

Pardon?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

it looks like bagpuss

Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss
Old Fat Furry Catpuss
Wake up and look at this thing that I bring
Wake up, be bright, be golden and light
Bagpuss, oh hear what I sing

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

The brown wooden table for dead bodies?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

hahaha

i misread it AGAIN!
that's twice today!
damn

i thought you said tabby - and then if you look at the photo next to the flowers in the window it looks like bagpuss

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

Haha!

Oh yeah!

I'll ask my friend tonight what that actually is.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

i seriously considered it for a career after i left school

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

Yes, I did also.

I just don't know how I'd get into it. I'm not bothered by death though, so I always thought it'd be a nice, quiet occupation.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

I'd have been bored stiff.

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

it's a dead-end job

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

I always wondered why the comedy-names trend never extended past hair-dressers

and now I know why. Woo!

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

Oooof!

Punnage!

(

Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

Hahahaha!

ACERS! 'lo you!
Braw!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

hulloooo!

seen the latest video...?

thewoodfamilyfloat.blogspot.com/
(scroll to the bottom)

only 3 weeks to go!

owch, myhead!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

Excellent!

I shall have a dibs at home
bloody w . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

Arf!

(

kasterz loitering within tent since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

Needs more

Dean Wilson

(

Jago Laurens, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

Hello Sailors!

Hey, do you know what I think? I think you should all check out the super sexy Wolfguts website for more funnies. Go on. Please.

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

Hahaha

and EWWWWWWwwww!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

hahahaha

tubgirl - the undefeated world champion

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

If i look up tubgirl

am i gonna regret it as deeply as goatse?

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

more probably

everytime you turn on a tap

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

Oh yes

I find it worse.

(

in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

Me too.

Goatse is just some guy stretching his arse for kicks.

I dread to think of the conversation between photographer and tubgirl before the picture was taken.

Still, weightlifter.jpg freaks me out more than either of those.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

wormfingers makes me shudder - even though I know it isn;t real and is shopped

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

That was a new one for me

Thanks (not)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

a general rule is:

if people can remember the filename by heart, don't search for it.
:¬)

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

hehe

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

It only just occurred to me

that goatse must also have had a photographer present

the reason I think he didn't use an automatic timer, is because if there were a tripod in that room, it would have ended up in his anus

the amount of mind bleach used by the photographer must have been phenomenal

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

well, you won't really fancy orange juice again

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:55, archived)

hahaha

nice

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

hah!

"Kiff, you have your toilet set for stun, not kill"

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

yay for uncontrollable fecal sprays!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

Hahahaha

and Ewwww

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

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