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# Uncle Frank
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# ha ha
he looks so confused...dementia is an awful thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Woo!
Me like!
Are ripped jeans back in fashion?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Fashion??
what on earth!!
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I dunno
I just had a flashback to my college days!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# can't
afford patches lol
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# :)
Insert random joke about spending time on knees below.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Woo on a stick.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Oh noes...farm kitty under attack

.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# haha
That am woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# lovely
Have a click.
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Go kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 29 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Yay!
That is very lovely indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] It makes looking at crowd scenes a bit more fun...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# We had to do something like the bottom one at school.
It was strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Hahah! that's brill
the last one made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# This is...

only more so
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# arf
needs more Where's Osama?


tj: anybody ever been to the Barbican? Are there any seats I should avoid?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Don't sit on any of the ones that are covered in dogshit.
Er, no. Sorry.


7
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Yup
In the Barbican Hall (I assume that's what you mean) I don't think there are any real problem seats. The very front row is VERY close to the stage, though. What/who are you going to see?
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Taraf de Haidouks, hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Last night - The Gotan Project....
My god, they were superb!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# heh, nice!
I love 'field', all those little faces staring up at you
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# I like that very much
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Tony's Carbon Footprint for the last couple of weeks...
meh

Just venting my annoyance with the 'Blair Grand Farewell Tour' bollox....apologies.
Latest BBC link-o-rama here: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6699447.stm
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Bit annyoing but i wouldn't get
too worked up about it mate.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# :)
It's my own fault for having the 'Today' programme on when I get up....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I usually find it gets me straight out of bed
far quicker than an alarm clock
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Aha!
Another fan of 'Thought For The Day', huh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# gah ^this
wanky relious wibble time = shower time!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I think it's the tediously inevitable way in which something
totally unrelated has '...and do you know, that's just what Jesus meant when he said...' tacked onto the end of a sentence.

That's usually the point when I throw my Clanger at the radio.

Edit: *wishes he hadn't revealed the last bit*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# No no Grunty, we're GLAD you revealed the last bit!
Right, I'm going to disappear now. I've got w*rk to do, and I can't take my milestone pic until tomorrow night, so I'm running out of posts.

Catch you all later - be excellent to each other =)

6
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# *man hugs*
See ya on the flip...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# which in many ways is like the story of
Our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ, who was also a grown man who slept with a Clanger toy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# hehe -
you got it.

*decides not to mention the kangeroo, piglets, stork, Miffy, etc etc etc*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I have it on in the kitchen as well
to ensure I leave the house on time
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# No!
Bad Jessie!

Go to your room!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Okay!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Right, that's no dinner for you, my girl....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Phweor!
Pretty racy stuff there
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Cor!
Where can I download the video?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Woo to you.
Blair is a hypocritical cunt. The sooner he's gone, the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# He should use boats and camels.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
#
use bomb?

I thought he was already doing that...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Wise words.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# You should brush more.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# 'ning Grunty!


11
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Hey Prof!
You gonna get nekkid for us, then?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I am indeed...
It's gonna be hardcore, and that's all I can say right now.

*fluffs*


10
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# *buys shares in Andrex in anticipation*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# The perfect spot for a dive, Clive thought
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Is that, perchance, the Pit of Karkoon?
Edit: Humble apologies - please accept this Kellogs Frosted Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# PRIZE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Ahhh
there's a poorly executed cgi worm thing in there, be careful!

edit: how rude, woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I think Clive's about to find out
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# for thousands of years
or something...
it's the worst of the three good ones anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# no brian?
DIIIIVEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Allo, peeps.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Oooops....
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 29 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# The raygun!
And not the presidential one neither.

I like where this is heading :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Haha
I've really gotten into these.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# conquor?
dyslexic denziens

edit : ninja edit
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Damnit.....
Why doesn't this feking spell check ever wok?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Quick! Change it!
...no one will ever know....*

Edit: Much better, I was very confused - I didn't understand any of it

*may contain monkeys lies
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# 'lo PMJ!
I'm loving this new angle too
I just looked up the last one and it made me giggle out loud, Scarlet my flatmate wants to know what's so funny
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Haha! Fantastic!
CRAFTYTJ:


I did this in the early hours and want to show people who are more awake.



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# love the eye colour, reminds me of
shadow on the glass
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Shadow on the glass?
He has magenta eyes =)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Ian irvine novels
one of the humanoid species has strange colour eyes, although not magenta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I shee.
Interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Excellent work on the hair.
And the eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I thank you.
I've been practicing with the hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# woo and yay, a new SA!
just gets better every day!

*shakes pom-poms*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# *exclaims*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I love these
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Yay!
Been waiting for this, all kinds of ace as always.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Ain't seen one 'o these for ages!
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I know, me too... neither... aswell!
ha ha ha - ass well, a well full of asses.

Shut up ass well!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# *raises eyebrows in a wtfyboa kinda way*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# whatever
ass well
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Yes.
A well full of asses!

shit! work time! (10 mins ago, ooops!)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# conquor?
what is this conquor?

as said above.....really should bother to read other answers before pretending to be a smartarse.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# more bees
less mush
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Ooh, I don't know if I can stand the tension...
Ace as ever, JJ!


12
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# 12?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Till Milestone.
.........oh, god. That means......*dons blindfold*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Er, JJ?
Don's just phoned. He asked me to tell you that he needs his blindfold back.


9
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# 12 till nakedness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I think there may be nekkid?
Either way, I'm not taking the risk

*handcuffs self to the Prof. so she can't miss it*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Er, Jess?
I think that's the wrong Prof...


8
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# *unlocks*
*grabs*
*handcuffs*

Ah-HAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# *dies a little inside*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# *feels awkward*
*wanders off... alone*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Haha
The short-legged bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# HONK HONK
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Woo fecking Hoo!
Yay!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# nice one!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# is anyone going to
the world custard pie throwing championships on saturday
(jamezp1, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# It was a special day at the aquarium yesterday


I hope he got something nice.
(plankton, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
# a birthday hake?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Sadly not, he swam up to the window of the tank
and had such a happy smiley face that I had to add the hat and pressies.

Probably just stung a presenter or a diver.
(plankton, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Hahah
That does look like a big smile, bless
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Surely my favourite fish
to look at.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# it's a gay life in the military


they called the guy gay then shagged him up the rse???? go figger that squaddie logic....
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Should've made "airfix" into "arsefix"
for added gayness and hilarity!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# noted
.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# arsefux?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] For Riverghost.

Click for full size (118K).
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# :)
TJ: on a sort of related note. I've just got an email back from Zoo and they're sending me the prize for this weeks star image. They were quite nice about it really. Said they get sent images from B3ta all the time and if we see our work win anything just let them know and proves it's yours. Easy really. They're nice really.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# ah well done
what you win?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Daewoo portable DVD player
and a movie blockbuster box sets. Worth about £150 in total so done pretty well. Thanks to Riverghost posting the pages i spotted it on there.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Are they fuck nice.
What they actually mean is that it's easier for them to print the stuff without researching it's origins and finding out that they can't, then placate you with a gift from their sponsors than it is to risk a court case. But well done. Nothing like a prize you never expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Well i suppose that's one way of looking at it
but they seemed fine to me.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# So what you mean
is they should have someone watching b3ta all day at work?
*checks CV*
*doesn't need to change a thing*
*applies*
(shittyimages, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Handacres 2
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# they grow so tall
they wank the sky!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# is it a Palm Tree?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# LaLaLa


*trump*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# aaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggh
can't believe it, talk about can't see the
wood for the trees, never thought of Palm Tree, Ace.
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# ha ha!!
i thought i was being a bit too obvious :)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Thats Handy
Palm oil is in shit loads of stuff! - uninteresting fact of the day!



Palm oil requires particular temperature conditions (SC II) (storage climate conditions).

A written heating order must be obtained from the consignor before loading is begun. This order must always be complied with during the entire transport chain.

The solidification temperature is of considerable significance in the transport of fatty oils and fats. They must remain liquid during loading, during the voyage and during unloading. Chill haze (separation) begins if cooling causes the temperature of the oil to approach solidification point, the oil becoming ointment-like and finally solid, such that it is no longer pumpable.

Separation and the associated change in consistency from liquid to solid occurs more readily upon cooling, the higher is the solidification point.

Palm oil has a relatively high solidification point/range of 41 - 31°C. In its native countries it has a liquid consistency, but in temperate latitudes it is fatty and has to be heated. Palm oil is thus also known as palm fat.

The oils must only be heated by a few °C per day, otherwise the risk of rancidity and other negative changes arises.

The following Table merely constitutes a rough estimate of appropriate temperature ranges. Temperatures may deviate from these values, depending on the particular transport conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Palm oil is killing the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# ^this
the oatcakey bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# The amount of rainforest being chopped down in Borneo to make way for Plam oil crops is shocking.
Picutres shown on TV were bad but when I went last year I was speechless. Miles and Miles and Miles of palm trees!

Beutiful place though, wonderful animals!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# *jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# That's a bit handy!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just cheekily pop this in here as it's slow

click for big Moff
original
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Heheh!
That's the best one of these I've seen!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Ta.
I posted it yesterday when no one was about
but I managed to resist the temptation to
touch ham today!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Hey, look, I'm not here for your amusement
Don't think I'll be your muse
I'm just a lonely pigeon
You simply can't refuse
I'm not your sole discretion
I'm not your party piece
Don't think I'll shake those money makers
Just to secure your release

etc. etc.

/"Postin' Bail" blog
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# did you get any nice pressies mum?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Sex and videotapes*!


*dvds. Well, and lots of choccy
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# yay!
did you get smashed?
or is that a stupid question....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Actually, I didn't!
I was pleasantly merry I suspect, but was content to simply enjoy the truly excellent company
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# nice.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:11, archived)
# if you go
to pigeon street

here are some people
that you might meet...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# pigeon street
you just reminded me of the last episode of that I saw, they played football and a pigeon got hit by a ball

what a shite cartoon that was, surely a pigeon street would be covered in a layer of pigeon kak anyway
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Calm down!!
It's only a cartoon for under-fives!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# AAAARRRGRGG!!!
*bursts into flames*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# ohh quick!!
some some sausages and sticks!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Don't get too close!!
You'll scorch!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# i'm fine.
*smoulders*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# sausage tiem!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# yeah!
*rips trousers off*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# O_-
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# where'd your eye go?
*fear*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# baking powder FTW
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# haha
that's cruelty!

not cruel however, is to lop their heads of, rip their feathers out and plonk them in a metal bucket and slowly broil them in their own fluids
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# that's not cruel
that's hobo pie surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# whats the surprise?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# that'd be tellin'!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# yes.......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# hobo pie :D
with city hobo pie and country hobo pie

the difference being the amount of diesel in the pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Stop the Pigeon!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# handy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# wood!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# that's quite a lot of fucking ace
i have to say
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# as simple as the concept may be
i actually really like it. i'm rather drawn to say the least.
have a click for lack of a better form of gratitude.
(I helped save b3ta! cupz, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Give that man
a big hand! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Woo's-ville!
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# That man reminds me of Brian May.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Got to give that a big hand:
What's the sound of one tree clapping?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Cutty Spark
Virgin post, don't hurt me. Did this a while back, but thought in the light of POC3 being released it could get a cheeky reprise.

(noobie I dunno?!, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING GOD!
IT IS ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I have never seen that done before.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# That's nice.
My father ( when he's back from holiday ) and I have to look at that tub next week and give them a 3rd party assessment (we were the last ship repairers and engineering company in Manchester and dad is still regarded as the foremost shipwright in the country despite his retirement )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# really?!
cool!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# yeah, like I've
not got enough on my plate talking shite on b3ta. It will really screw up my schedule ;) We can't be there long, got to sail a 19th C brigantine to Bangor, Whitehaven and Belfast ( amongst other places ) over the next two months.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# wow!
thats sounds like an ace job!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# just a hobby.
but it's better than ace.
this is our tub.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# you just want to be a pirate
in the carribean :D

or something etc..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# pfft
been there, done that ;)


(without, of course, any actual piracy, but may contain traces of cutlass and pantaloons )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# well
you did mention whitehaven

so some kind of bloodbath is inevitable
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# you are not allowed within 50 foot of my girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# is 49ft the extent of her pirate recognition vision?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# right then.
Can I just stand on the bowsprit looking cool whilst she drools.
( she does not want to get within 50' of me either, lest she realise I am in fact a tubby old man )

here, I'll give her a wave.
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usFree Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us and here is my mate.

There is no way on earth b3ta is getting pictures of me doing a Jack Sparrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
#



DOH! I thought if I quietly monitored this thread you might be lulled into a false sense of security and post it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# *jealous*
damn you!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Sweeeeet!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Cor! Are you a pirate
or one of the other non-pirate sea-based people? (Sailors I believe they're termed.)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Indeed.
I have been known to buckle the swash now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I knew you had a boat,
but wasn't expecting this!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# That's because we stopped talking
and you never cared to ask ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# It was you who 'ignored' me,
but you were the 'other person' then.
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I got one of them
but a bit bigger
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# cool,
how's she rigged?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Well ...
errr, like ...



*legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# hmmm
within guideline size [x]
Shopped [x]
Contains Hummus [x]
newbie tuesday [x]

Thats it we've entered a parralel Dimension!
Science has proven it.

welcome, i'm off to a meeting about making a database to record Student details and how everyone else is wrong and i'm right
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# take a big stick!
that'll help convince them!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Or
just have a pie chart ready proving you're right. Managers fall for that sort of thing all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# like this?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# 100% of win
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
looks like a giant CDC approaching head-on
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# /voice of experience
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# IN THE FACE!
:d
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# that's a nice blue thong you're wearing
how about showing us your chart now?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *unzips*
here you go,
as you can see everything is way way way down
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# crikey, how many zips are you wearing today?
*unzips*

didn't want to feel left out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# death to the database state!
*makes database of spurious information*

*sells to Home Office*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# A database full of information?
That will only confuse them, they won't recognise it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# use uml for your argument
as nobody really understands uml

they'll just have to accept everything you say or look like they don't know :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I just noticed the title!
Top one, noob!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Click the pic if you want to listen to the music as you browse...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha, ace!


/damn, you bugger, I only just read the rest of it, grrr. still, you can never have enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Ummm...
*points to subject line of the thread*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# *scowls*
'ning fella, you well?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Pretty good thanks Archie.
How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# glad now the bank holiday weekend is over :)
long story
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# oof!
Must be bad if you're glad to go back to work!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Think of those people
Who only usually work saturdays, and for bank holiday weekend they had to work all three days instead :(

I, too, am glad it is no longer bank holiday weekend.
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Oooh, great hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Cheers!
That is actually the level of my drawing ability though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Listens and browses
oh jus lully
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# this is
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# im all for the music being
the national theme tune for the B3ta board.
Works quite well scrolling down for other posts.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# ^THIS!
What a fantastic idea! I think that clip loops as well. What happened to that QOTW thread for suggesting improvements to b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# or possible this music
www.angelfire.com/stars/twink/music/slushbunny.mp3
Me loves twink.net sssooo cute

just dont get it confused with the .com *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I was just thinking this^
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# ace!
reminds me a bit of this:
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
WOO!

*listens to Paint it Black*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# That
made me laugh a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# haha
that my friend, is a bit of class, for those with a bit of class who of course know the originals ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# i somehow ended up watching that Swap Shop thing yesterday
they had a message from Tony, and the poor chap sn't looking too well
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# He's not been looking too well for quite a few years now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# well the photo they used last night
made him look like an extra from Shaun of the Dead!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Aaaww :(
He's getting on a bit. I was just looking at his website.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Meh
could hardly be arsed to finish this one.

Clank biggins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# HA HA!
true story that
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha!!!
Brilliance!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# haha
you know it's a Dimrill before you hit the scroll button.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Arf!
Now they'll have to call Ghostbusters to get rid of her...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# very nice
aren't you on the wrong side of scotland, though?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Which side
am the right side?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# i mean, you want edinburgh, not glasgow, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Again my lack of geographical awareness has let me down.
Please feel free to substitute "glasgee" for "stirling". Damn and blast!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# you really got a west/east thing going on eh
:D

edit: and it appears, so do I

/shit geography blog

still it's scotland I don't want to go up there to be corrected, they burn english people
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# My cousin lives in Edinburgh
I'm sure he'll correct me sternly, at his leisure.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# well
the firth of forth runs is on the east coast, and is next to edinburgh.
glasgow is on the west and has the river clyde running through it.
stirling is somewhat more central but does have the river forth flowing near it.
(whatsinaname, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Yeah, plus:
the flow of the river i.e. out to sea, would mean any sewage would more than likely end up in North Berwick rather than flow back up the river. I'm just all of teh fail this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# you'd probably be alright with edinburgh
they're quite posh there so they won't burn you
they'll probably just look at you disdainfully and not offer you any tea
or heroin
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# they are still all pissed up
and looking for things to burn

beware!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# The last time I went to Edinburgh
the streets were strewn with people in sleeping bags, desperately begging at cash machines. I just stood there with my chips n sauce and watched. Masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# last time I was there
"could you please give me some money sir"
*walk by*
"you fucking bastard fucking shit fucking cunt bastard shit"

yeah... great begging technique
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Who do I make the cheque out to?
Mr Bum? Capital Vagrant?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# captain baseball bat
I think would make the most use of your funding in this case
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# scotlands finest superhero!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Crivens!
That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# substitue muckle for braw
and Embra for Glasgae and you're onto a winner!

edit/ reads other posts and sees we've been through this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# A mcChicken Sandwich With A side-order Of Mac's Head
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
#
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# the wrong way round
Those speech bubbles are
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 29 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# why?
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Cos you always start by reading the one on the left
those are The Rulestm
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 29 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# oh well
it's the order from the ad...and it's not really worth animating, is it
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Good point
Crappy adverts
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 29 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# indeed
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# are you kidding?!!!
macs are f00king awful
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I think the young man meant more that us Westerners read left to right, not right to left
...so the majority of people on this site will parse those bubbles in the wrong order
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Well i never...
thats fucking changed my life that has
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# T'is true
I do that in my comics all the time, even when i make the left speach bubble much lower than the right, people still e-mail me saying "Dave you are real fucking sexy, I mean how the hell do you ever manage to leave the house at all? I'd just sit and stare into the mirror all day if I was you"
You know what, some days I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# It's easy to knock them
but if I'm after an alternative to Windows I'll use Linux, rather than fork out an extra £200 for a white case and a sense of smugness.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# ^ this
on a stick

glowing

in the night

without a doubt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Are you saying being a twat is better than being a peepee?
This is getting deep and philosophical far too quickly for me
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 29 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I have to agree
The ponies are spurting glee
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *pffft*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast alert....
I've tidied this muchly up since Monday, so it's only a partial pearost :-)

Killer fact: 100% less minge so now safe for work!

Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies
(drudge_dread, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# hurrah no flappage
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# that guy on the right
can't even wait till he gets to the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Uri Geller?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# bit...further...right
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# ooh the guy in the Canadian Tux
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Uri-nal
geller!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# enter it into the compo,
.
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Done
and done! :-)
(drudge_dread, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# ok...
but you know the original is on the popular page...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Nope
*faints*

Quickly checks and is excited that my after-the-fact board edit worked :-)
(drudge_dread, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha
They don't look very impressed
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Missed this first time round...
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# I didn't realise
it was popular, here's the original post but with the new image sneakily inserted (only cleaned up the colours, gor rid of the flaps and removed the horrid canvas/oilify effects)

www.b3ta.com/board/7231757

:-)
(drudge_dread, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# superdooper!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ooo me toofs!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SCREAM
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# my hands aren't
that cold!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Paws dear
And no, every part of you is simply precious
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# they out of flakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# He needs
Sensodyne!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# facial neuralgia ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *facials*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# ha ha!!
you utter strumpet

*kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Forced to surface in the millpond. The pixie’s attack sub was immediately spotted and engaged by enemy forces..

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(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# That is simply wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Submarine on an image?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# The Hunt for Rex October
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Das Squeaky Boot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Canine-teen: The Widowmaker
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Full Fathom Fido
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# umm ummm, bah
fucking lack of K9 punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Gray Lady Down Shep!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# this is making me loff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Totally
Hatstand :-)
(drudge_dread, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Haha
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Brilliant
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Bastards, they'll steal anything.


www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/05/29/notts29.xml
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# haha
they stole Slough once, but it was shit* so they put it back


* Slough is actually lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# **
Speaking as a reading boy, no it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# *rests case*
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/6564923.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
Quoting a survey using suspect data and incoherant sampling methods, from a magazine for retarded old people who can't read a whole book ?

Interesting:



Looks like it worked though.......
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Suicide capital
Of the South East?
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# "nottingham has been unfairly tarnished"
"as the gun toting shithole that it is"*


*(may be my own version of news report)
:D

edit: "Rising concern about the city's portrayal as a crime capital prompted its council to appoint a "reputation manager" to help fight a perception that Nottingham had become blighted by gun-carrying criminals."

oh just fuck off.. let's reclassify murdering bastards as "Self Starting economic diversity" while we're at it, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# This can can't can-can
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hypnotic...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# good 'noons kiddo
I want to draw a tounge on this
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# And I want you to draw a tongue on it.



18
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# yeah when you say it, you make it sound crude and sexual
you've gone and ruined what was going to be a beautiful thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
#
Sorry Dave.



13
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Don't apologise to him
He fucking loves it

He was just nibbling on my fuzzy bratwurst
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# O_o



12

Right, I'm going out into the *shudders* real world for a while now. Catch you later peeps. Be excellent to each other =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Only because you said you'd make me swallow it one way or the other.
and i wasn't too fond of 'the other'
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I thought you at 15 last time?
Edit: *investigates* Curse you thread deleters!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 29 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# ^ this



16
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# For the sake of people not puking
I'm not going to post what was originally written here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# oh go on
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *politely requests nauseating GAZ*



14
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Way ahead of you baby
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# ooh
can i see it too please?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# *hacks kerry's account whilst he plays in the real world*
DEAR GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Even he can't help you now
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# *rocks back and forth wanking furiously in a corner*
why, for the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, why!?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# It'll make us all feel a bit better
I know i feel a bit off already, maybe a good boke will help.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# But isn't that 'can-can can'?
If 'can-can can' can't can-can how can a can can-can?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# ...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Just seeing how many cans I could get in a sentence
Okay, WTF boy?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# sweet mother of mercy
that's the kind of thing you can't unsee!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# That's nicer...
and funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Why are you so good?
Don't you understand how bad it makes everyone else look?
You're so selfish.

So wonderfully, talentedly, selfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# nawwww, not really but thanks for perking me up with a compliment :)
always appreciated
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Hahah
Anyone who knows me in non-intarweb 'reality' knows I don't really do compliments.

I do 'stating the positive over the negative' but essentially I just call 'em as I see 'em.
I often see your stuff and simply amaze.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# my work here is done :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# god, your stuffs shit
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# that's better
*back to Earth*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# hello chicken
not talked in a while. You good? ( or have you fallen out with me over any kind of drunken incident that I clearly will not remember? ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Aww, 'lo you
And certainly not. Maybe back in the midst of naivety, before I got used to your sexy-persona (and alcohol abuse), but now I quite enjoy your fleeting presence on this site and always glee at a greeting :)

As for me, I am so wonderful right now I'm wondering if I've secretly been spiking my own drinks.
Life will never be perfect, but while-ever there are times like these, it will never matter.
I hope you're doing good yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# happy as a pig in shit
Thanks for asking.

looking for something to paint today ( on my own, ALL of my family have gone on hols, from kids to grandmother, it's ace ) so if you want to model gaz me with a pic or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Shouldn't that say
BWF?
(Roger Darce sold his birthright for a mess of pottage, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# glees
Floaty light!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:17, archived)

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