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# 1000 posts
This is mockingbird, bringing you meaningless tat, tesco value images made at work and some QOTW answers for the past 3 years.



And here is my gentials-out 1000 post pic of joy


P.s. I knocked this off the board. sorry.
www.b3ta.com/board/7234177
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# congratulations!
and also pfffft!
I particularly like your wrinkly prunes.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# thank you very much
honestly, shopping my testicles to look like actual prunes was incredibly difficult. Took me ages to get the colours right.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# you have all the skillz0rz
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# cheers.
In reality today was a new skills day for me. For the first time I cut something out vaguely satisfactorily using MS paint using the -surround with colour and backgroundless selsect tool- method.

*flex*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# *melts*
oooh my hero!

*flutters eyelashes*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *tugs collar*
Oh I say!
*tugs waistband*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# *tugs off*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# *wax ons*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# hmmm
I'm thinking I should come back here in the dead of night and replace the pic with a REAL picture of my wobblies.

I wonder if anyone would notice?

Do people trawl back through the day's posts? Is ANYONE that bored?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# what you have to be careful of is the odd stray glasscox search...
:D
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Woooooooo!
And for the record you don't get much more budget than my celebration posted:P
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *Disappointed!*
congrats ,nice tackle!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# cheers
when asked I have long been describing it as "like an outy bellybutton, or if I'm really excited, a button mushroom."

I thought this was an exciting occasion.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# 3 years!
And only 1000 posts!

Congratters :-)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Congrats.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Hurrah!
You win the 'Most Disapointing Milestone Post Award'Yay!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# sweet!
What do I win?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# congrats!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# cojratulacions!

(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# something silly...
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# hahahaha
does he have a spoon with some sticking plaster over it?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
cheers for bringing a smile to my afternoon :)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# You have been in my mind again!
I got all the elements ready and was gonna shop it later, but using George Lucas!

But yours will be better.

(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I like the idea of that actually, using Lucas...
*ponders*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Haha
Woo
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# haha
amuse me, it does
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# pffffft
this is woo
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# hee hee
that's totally neat.

*looks for hidden message*

1
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# You got a thousand yet then?
Huh, huh?


[edit] Damn this rip in the time-space continuum!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# *damns*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# You got a thousand yet?
Huh, huh?


[edit] Damn this rip in the time-space continuum!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# .
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Impressive
Most impressive
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
Use the specs, Luke! :)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Excellent!
FP now!


*takes test*
*fails*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Fuckin' brilliant
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# haha inspired!
top notch as usual sir
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Rembrandy
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Simply. Wonderful
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# *looks*
*squints*
Huh?


Tenting?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# who wouldn't be with a naked lady in fromt of them.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Depends on the 'lady'
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# *stands in front of you*
*gestures you to remove your clothes*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# *holds hand out for cash*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:19, archived)
# bah!

i always get to this point and find i've left my wallet at home, can i give you the money tomorrow?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# *misunderstands*
*causes panic*
3
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:19, archived)
# 3!
*gets excited*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# indeed
and now I'm just looking for reasons to post.
2
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# I do like your profile picture.
That makes me excited :)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Well, I'm glad you like it
:)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# *spang*
ahem.

cor.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# haha, for some reason that reminded me of...
"I get women simply because of what I am"
"what's that, charming? Good looking"?
"A fucking rapist"
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# captain barbosa you are a dastardly pirate

/cap'n sparrow blog.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# what ARE you doing?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# no, what Arrrrrrrrrr yer doin'
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# what ARE you doing?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I'm
afraid I youtube ruined my video and I don't know why. I can't be arsed uploading another but you might like the musak.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=38oDZhRJWdM#GU5U2spHI_4
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# cor, lovely stuff sir!
the music is very hypnotic!

great work
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# shut it, chart man
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Heh heh
Everyone keep still! I've dropped me brain!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# *looks for Trellissess brain*
Finds a flea!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *opens scalp flap ~ inserts ~ jams on hat*
ahhhh, better

/BT
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Oi cheeky!
*smacks*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:19, archived)
# *Looks for more fleas*
/hoping for more smacks!!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# that
is unpleasantly abusive.

nice one.

/woo

4
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I can't see much if this
This monitor is too dark
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# "Oooh, you are nortey!"
*Click!*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# EscapeCat WILL escape


yay, my 300th anim for b3ta
edit: I seem to have miscounted, it's no. 318, but the filename is 300..
some mong filerenaming on my behalf
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Soopercat!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# i'll take the soup please



...sorry
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Cake or Death?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# daddy or chips?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# You want racks of babies?
Taste like chicken...
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# eddie izzard
rules the world... in heels as well
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# indeed. He am the woo.
9
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# *turns blue*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# *advises against breath-holding*
I have no pic ready.

Is nudieness compulsory for 1k?

7
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Check out my 1000 pic in my profile
And decide for yourself :-)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Yes



No. Just strongly advised
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# aha... be it
naked time?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# DEAR GOD!
I just google image searched for "button mushroom"

check out the third image :(
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

6
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Aw shit
(4th for me, but I get the idea. I won't click for bigger!)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# AHHHH
well that was shocking... and possibly quite nsfw
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# but, boss! i was only searching for mushrooms.....
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# oops. yes.
sorry.

5

fixed
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# He does. Or should. Or something.
Bunch of flowers!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Kids shouldn't be introduced to eating Daddy until they are MUCH older than the child in that advert
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# o_O
oh my
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# MAAAAAAAAAAAKE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
for the mushroooooooooooooms!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# when I got my first official-looking badge
I went round cafes declaring myself to be
"superficial - here to inspect the soup."

one person laughed. 11 told me to piss off. 1 gave me free soup, then suddenly realised and told me to piss off.

EDIT: Woo to the anim though
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Fisting badge?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I have no idea what you mean
*cough*
10
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# You... you... ninja you!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# But is it
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# worst-comic-idea-ever
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# all original super hero comics suck
/blatant American propaganda bollox
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha
and what a great one it is \o/
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Hahah! that's so well done
*loves it*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!!
:P
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# hee hee hee hee hee hee
:P

(tis a wooooosome anim)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# ho ho ho ho ho ho!
:D

(it is indeed!)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# are you creosoting a fence?
8
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# nah, just sniffing the tin
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# yay!
a never-ending supply of cats
for launching
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
#
for launching
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Woo to that
and yay to 300 of your excellent animations!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# ta :)
it was a pleasure so far
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# do you get nekkid
for anim counts?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# i do the occasional tommy tank
but that's just about it...
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Hehehehahahaha!
Ace in a can. :)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Meeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooosh
splat!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# The train does make perfect sense
I watched Train Day at the weekend, they were all explained to me.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# 'ning Mrs T
schmerg merm merm schmerg MERM! schmerg
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Super-active fluffeh!
tops!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# haha!
total aceness, geniune "l o l" for the first time in ages
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Ace stuff as always.
May you never stop. ( I mean it NEVER!! /homer )


It's kind of fun yet disappointing to see your stuff appears all over the net now. Only disappointing because it's often just blatantly stolen, but what the hey? You're a star right?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# you suppose so?
I'll be on MTV soon though.. stay tuned of "The greatest show on earth" or summin'
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# well done!

same litter perhaps? WOO!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# You've just invented Cat-In-The-Box!
Woo!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# arfsome! and woo sir!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# That gets funnier
with every loop :) I've seen it about 15 times now and I'm about to fall out of my chair.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Saw a great painting at the gallery the other day
the eyes kept following me around the room.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# *sings*
Don't you open that TRAPDOOR!!!!!!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *watersports*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# *mops*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# keep it in the paddling pool! you'll make a mess
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# ark at you!
think we're the common people eh?

;)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Quite
One has a jacuzzi actually.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# and then in 30 seconds time.........
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# she said?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *insert rest of lyrics here*
/time saver
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# "Time on my hands
Time to wash that blood away
Time on my hands
And it's all, it's all on your head

Iiiii, caaaan't, beeee...I can't be your salvation"

/more random song blog
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# "Time on my hands
could be time spent with you"
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# BERK!!!
Oh Globbits!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# don't you open that traaaap dooooor!
coz there's something down there...
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I used to love TrapDoor
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Willie Rushton was perfect :-)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# And 'Drut' spelt backwards is...
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# now you love it back door
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Arf!
Great hummus, and got a giggle
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Hehe
you silly
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Made this one a while back (i know its been done but hey)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# BIGG0R!!!
bloody tuesday
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Christy.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# *sigh*
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Holy Hell!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# you should re-think your choice of tampons
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Officelol you utter utter bastard!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Crikey.
I know I'm in hiding until I can make my milestone pic, but I just had to offer you some help.

Try this handy tutorial for a guide on making your images smaller and more manageable...


5
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# it's certainly succinct
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Countdown!
*holds breath*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Hi there
Nice pic, but can you please shrink it down so it's about 50kb in file size? It's nearly half a meg at the moment which is a bit on the large side you could say!

Thanks


Thanks for shrinking it. Woo!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Holy crap that picture is huge!
Quick, someone post that picture of Meg from Family Guy, bisected.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# *views from the moon*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# he might get the point, might.
( i'll smallerise it presently )
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Nah, it's better big
;-)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# FFS
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# fucking hell
half a meg, are you simple or summat?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# haha.
Now, now thor, don't let's beat around the bush. Say what you mean man! ;)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Don't tempt him!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# you know me
i'll always call a spade a youknowwhat.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# speaking of speaking
one's mind. You should draw more. You are far too good to just be a talker.

( yes, I want line art to colour )
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# work has been a bit of a bugger about me drawing on work time and they've put me in full view of everyone rather then tucked up in a corner where i looked busy.
i've got plenty of stuff at home but i never get round to scanning.

i shall re-double me efforts and scan some stuff.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# That's massive chap, please adhere to the 50k image rule
as mentioned in the FAQ that you should read before posting.

Thanks

Here, I've done thehard work for you, replace your image with this one: www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1180446514/lastsupper.jpg
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# so did I toasts
I guess we're the new b3ta noob help team :P Only I only reduced it to 54kb, so technically it is still in violation of the FAQ :P
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Hammy Cunt !!!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# That is one of the best screen names
I have ever seen
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!

Synaptic seepage!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhh, B3ta HD
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# hi
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# :D
*hugs n woos*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# woo and yay
and, indeed, hoopla

i hope the mum isn't going to breast feed...
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# *winces*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Ouch
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# on springwatch yesterday
they showed a Tawny Owl eating his own smaller brother
:D
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Cheerful!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# yum...
...that bill oddie is a sick bastard
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# is the font 'Sugarspun' in called 'Awaken' by any chance?
woo! Chix!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Nope, but taken from the same website :)
Its Broken 15. Lovely font.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:39, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Hows fame and fortune treating you m'dear?
Sick of all the clubs, drugs ad women yet? Tee hee.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# MR SOFT!!!! PLEASE SIGN MY CLEAVAGE!!!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaahahahaha
I would totally ask Mr Soft to sign my cleavage.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# i'll do it via a PM
*waits for cleavage pic*

*falls asleep*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Sry mi webcam is brokin lol
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# u used that excuse last week!!11
it's almost as if you don't even want to send me revealing photos!!!11oneon!!1

Right ironman... you'll have to do
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# you're not the only one
*joins queue*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# SSS is better looking than you. She gets to go first.
TOUGH LUCK KING OF HATS


i'll sign your nutsack later
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# i hope you have an ultra fineliner
it's cold in essex today
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# sign your what now?
*runs*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahaa
You utter cunt
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I wish I knew
any of those three would be great
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Weekend approacheth :)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# I'm skint :(
I shan't be doing anything other than staying in and being bored.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Rubbish :(
Thank christ for the internet eh?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# yeah.... although the thought of spending a whole weekend pissing around on the internet is a bit depressing haha
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Nonsense, you'll be the coolest kid in town...




....
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# *dies*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# raa. 'tis most wooish
what's hatching?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:39, archived)
# I am unsure
Maybe a robot.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# i think it could be
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# yay for robochick
...awaits hatching
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# oo ello miss
that's nice

*waits for hatchling*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:39, archived)
# You might be waiting a while....
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Yay I likes this
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Lovely!
I love this and your face.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Of course
You are only human. And all humans love my face.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Be quiet, he's thinking.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Haha
Click!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Tha Hawkman is BUFF
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# *fears*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *shakes thrice*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Strike! Strike you fuhl!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
#
*strikes thrice, and thrice again*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Ow!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# *strokes thrice*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# *purrs*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:39, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Yeah....
...cause of the colour of the stone, he just looks like one of those orange body builders. I've been looking at this picture for far too long.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# pffft.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Woo
bloomin' ace that is.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Nicely!
Woo
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Laundry Cat wants your dirty underwear...
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Licking them clean too
I bloody hope.

Well, it saves on the cost of washing powder...
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Alaska?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Umeda
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Umbongo!
*goes to congo*

*drinks*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# i love this pic
because of the interesting double-flap box construction
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# its a speshul pance box
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# it puts the freshness back
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# it turns them all inside-out??
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:39, archived)
# ewe nose zit
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# NDS LSS VWLS
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# sorry, it's empty...
I just mailed the last few out

/not really
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Damn them. Damn them all
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# mmmm....delicious artifacts *drools*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Van Gogh was a loon
Monet was blind

*can't think of any more arty facts at this present time...*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Lol
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# *Listens to OST of "At World's End"*

What should I draw the'day?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Pikachu kebab


Edit: A male, surprised that he now has tits?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Why would JJ draw me for?
I... erm... nothing to see here... go about your business.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# *continues poo*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I think you should crimp that one off by now
its like a bloody anchor chain
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# but it's nobbly peanutyness just feels soooo good
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# swans in tanks
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# roasted swans
in tank tops
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Toasted spam
in Top Shop
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# sorry. My hangover insists I don't have
any more of this. I need food and paracetamol ;)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# chloe
in a french maids outfit, bending over and dusting a priceless ming vase.

the army major sits in his comfy chair having tiffin, he almost chokes on the sight before him.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# down boy
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Needs less arty-farty
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I say!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# you can do it
put your ass into it
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# you can do it
put your back into it


I dunno - the yoof of today
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# ^ this
with added perviness
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# hmmm
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# A well endowed, sexy lady in a short skirt, teasing all the equally well-endowed sexy lesbians in her commune.


/Dog with a bone*


*Please do not draw a dog with a bone
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# A sexy babe
Tiptoeing through a dragon's flower garden.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Terry and June luring gypsy orphans into a river of piss
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# hahahahahahh This one!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# a sexy pixie type person
surfing through the sky on a falling leaf.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Pirate Chocobos?
:P
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# you and your Chocobos!!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# you and your sexy doe eyes!!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Chocobo sounds like breakfast cereal
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# today i had
tub girl flakes
they make the milk go chocolatey
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Ooh!
I'm off to see that tonight


Request: Steampunk SA peoples please!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I'm watching it now
for the third time. Hopefully I'll stay awake until the end.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# big screen and Dolby surround FTW
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# FTW indeed
although I'm in the computer room so it's 32" LCD rather than 43" glorious plasma.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# i was thinking more 40 foot cinema screen
:D
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I do have
7:1 sound. besides. I'd look a right tit sitting in the cinema in my pants armed only with a pint of Stella. Falling asleep there is just bad news.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Yeah
they throw me out when I do that
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Gief address plz
*burgles*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# 43"?
50" FTW :-)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# A big lully elephant
enjoying a cheese and pilchard sandwich.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# girls with a bazooka
Arrr..
Have you already seen "At World's End".?
- I saw him friday. It was magnificent.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Saw it on Saturday.
Well worth a trip to the cinema, but not a patch on the previous 2.
'Curse of the Balck Pearl' was the best. Top notch script and no CG overkill.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# My flatmate has a whiteboard on his door
So I did do a drawing yus.

(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I like the little car he's in
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# beds shaped as cars are the best.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# i think you'll find
that's a bed
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# you can't sleep while driving, that's madness!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# didn't stop my uncle
mind you, it shit his passengers right up.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# hahahahah, I love that joke
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# haha yes
my grandad died peacefully in his sleep, unlike his 52 passengers, who died screaming as the coach plunged to the sea.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# you don't do irony either then?
will you EVER go back to school?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# ello
good work on the youtube vid, i like it.

/relurks
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# cheers.
it was shit, but it's nice of you to stroke my ego.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# i was doing a 'state the obvious'
for god's sake, i'm just here joining in, causing no harm or fuss, and you just jump down my throat?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I think you'll find he wouldn't fit down your throat.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# he'd have a fucking
good go :D
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:18, archived)
# haha
badly timed office lol.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:21, archived)
#
bed car
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# SCIENCE!


If Dave says then it am sure be fact
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# a squirrel with tits?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# that's quite funny
but it's a bit big.

what did you draw it on? a whiteboard?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# a billboard
;)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# it says in the title
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# ah
i missed that
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# it's not very photorealistic
is it for a game?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# LOW FUCKING POLY!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# ...aaah...
those where the days...

(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# If you did that
how would be be able to see the nice pic you did for him?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Suffer the little children, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# nicely done

this seems like a good enough as any place to put this again (as I found it quite startling and was a bit annoyed that it got deleted)
70,000 kids are reported missing in the UK each year
That's 191 a day
and 4966 since Madeleine McCann disappeared

Where is the newspaper coverage for them?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# page 17
just under the story about britney, paris and lindsey.

don't you know that if you're not a middle class white family then nobody gives a fuck?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# ahhhhhh I see it
after "cat has short afternoon nap"
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# that's the one.
you need a magnifying glass to read it though
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# they have so much more important things to report...
Summer Style Crimes
Updated 15:00, Monday May 28, 2007

Top turn-off for women is a man who sports the dreaded shoes and sandals combination, a UKTV poll found.


news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,91168-1267767-2,00.html
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# shoes and sandals combination?
shurely shome mishtake?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# indeed
reminds me of this, somewhat:

www.theonion.com/content/node/30112
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] How truly evil.
Have a Doré. And a woo.

(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# and another
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# And another!

(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Mummy or daddy must have helped
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I'm sure you have an explanation for this.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# The dog ate it
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# was it your birthday recently?
it's mine next monday
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Last Thursday
And happy birthday for Monday!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY
*over enthusiastic birthday kisses*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# I don't believe you for a minute young madam
report to my room after school for corporal punishment.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Yes sir
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:18, archived)
# After what I've just seen
you'd better forget about later...and COME NOW! ;)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# it could be
3 across 3 down
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Alligrater
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Lovely!



(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# haha
oof!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# haha
woo!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Blimey
that's a bit good!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# pffft
you're silly.

love your style.

what about croco-file?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# that's good
i was trying to think of a croco one
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# *blows on finger nails*
*rubs finger nails on chest*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# i'm tempted
to shoot you

just so i can blow the smoke off the gun

i feel so left out ='[
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# wouldn't like to be
with one of them in a dark alley
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# cos they'd bite you
or grate you to death?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# no
because i'm scared that they might bring me flowers
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Hehehahaha!
I love you.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# woo.
that's... grate
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Wonderful!
As always.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Because of the way my mind tends to work
all I can see now is a removable grater with legs, and a scary-ass armoured worm with teeth
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# and after I read that^
that's all I can see
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Cor!!!
WOO YAY HOOPLA

this is brilliant!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Haha!
you big talented silly
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# woo
...am very impressed with your stuff in general actually... keep it up \:o)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# that's bloody
great

"woo"
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# splendid
did i tell you your stuffs grate?

'cos it is.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# That's fecking ace that is :)
but you dropped this from your link: l
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Pretty popular
In the direct-to-video rental market of the 17th century...

(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# nice.
:)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Ambassador
Kosh?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# More zombees

As requested by a friend
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# and that's magic!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# did I just accidently ignore someone?
or did a lot of posts get deleted?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# pfffffftttttttttttt!
indeed, where have all the post gone?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Cilit Bang!
And the posts are gone!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# ty mr toast
*hugs*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# It wasn't me
I guess he deleted his own and took all ours with it. His picture from below has gone too.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Spooky!
Disappearing comments!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# someone's in a strop
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# I thought that


(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# jocks?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# it's a trap!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *sniffs*
*passes out*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# what a cunt
deleting posts!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# I find biro and paint tools does the job
Just putting mine back :D
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# pfffffftttttttttttt!
you and your talented drawing ways.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# pppfft
:-)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# naughty hoodles
naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# aroo??
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# ^ Here he is, Lads - Get 'Im!!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# wha?
*crys softly, runs to the nearest bullying teachers and squeels like a piggy in july*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# why am he nawty?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Soddit
A slightly more risque zombage pea can go here then.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Best. Reverse psychology. Evah.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Got bored.. but you get the idea!!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# pleeeeeeeeeeeeease
optimise

otherwise woo
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# They're on ...
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
#
meh
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# wish i was there
sunny
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Do you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Turner
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Wow
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# seamless!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Blendmaster
.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# There is an man's severed face
on that old paintings!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Seams to me you need to work on your technique a little bit
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeambiscuit
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# ..another one for ya
meh
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Time for the Seams Rhino, methinks
meh
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# haha
excellent
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Your Seambiscuit makes me giggle uncontrollably
- even when I'm not looking at b3ta.
Which is rather worrying.
In a good way.
I hope.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

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