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[challenge entry] Bloody Popups


Completely unedited
(AMTF uses MS Paint to make B3ta competition pictures, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Erm...
so it's not your own work?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Nope
But I'm not the only one
(AMTF uses MS Paint to make B3ta competition pictures, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# That is no excuse now is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# You're in an very small minority either way
and it does mean you're a muppet.

For future reference:
http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I'm not
I was mearly making a point
(AMTF uses MS Paint to make B3ta competition pictures, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Oh yes, silly of me to confuse not reading the rules and making a really deep and important point.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# HEY WOW
i just won a laptop computer!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I think you'll find that it's mine
I saw it first
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# is this some sort of SCAM?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Of course not!
Send me a SAE and cheque for £25 and I'll explain
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
#

...and win an iPod or something
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Oh now that IS very well done
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Thank you!
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Fucking ace!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# how *is* this possible?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# You probably shouldn't compo things that you didn't make yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] why not?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# yeah
why not?
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# because it's WRONG

that and the excessive skullfuckery that follows
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Have a cat
in a birthday hat.

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# party time
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I don't know about you, but I'm excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# i actually have an erection
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Is that what that is?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I wouldn't doubt
a Spunky.
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Party time???
*Gets the Andrew WK CD. Parties hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# carpet cat!
happy day to you. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# That looks
exactly like my cat Josephine, right down to the annoyed expression she would have on her face were I to put a hat on her head.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
# That's my Edie, there.
Maybe they're related.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# look what i dun made! yee haw!



oh er Betty, I've broken the internet
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# o_O
Bang!
And the internets is borked
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Try saving that as a .jpg
It's about 10 times the recommended file size for a still image, and bmps are evil for that

Edit: Yay! well done :) and I like the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# I think we just lost France
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Hooray!
*Street parties*
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# incredible
;_;
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
#
ediT:thank you
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# That's going to raise the sea level at least 5 metres
you fuck, you've killed about 76% of the worlds natural land based species now.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# that just loaded from the bottom up
edit/you might want to have a look at this
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

i did resize the image for you too but you seem to have that covered.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# nah
you must be upside down

only bmps load from the bottom up, and nobody would post a bmp
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# haha
now where is that speed bmps picture when you need it?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# That's the Prof's
A troll had a go at him for posting it the other day, and not one regular jumped to his defence

*shakes fists*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# evening or weekend?
otherwise i'd have seen it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# When was this?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# WHAT!
was it when we were all in that meeting and left KM to mind the fort?

shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# *points* SECRET AUSTRALIAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I really need to write a quick tutorial on feathering and anti-aliasing...
But I'm REALLY lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# i wouldn't bother then
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# You're right.
I'll play out in the sunshine instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# please write one because i don't know what either of them are.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I know that seamed like a good idea at first
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
error
(SonOfBenway drops in every once and a while, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehe
*reposts for compo*
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# jesus
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Heehee.
Also Deanna Troi mmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# gah
woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Something I did on another forum aboot a year ago
(sephjnr, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# whatever i said
whatever i did
i din't mean it*
i just want you back for good


*typical male apology
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# i want you back
i want you back
i want you back for gooood
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# damn you
that song is now stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# all the songs he said, said
running through my head
through my head, head, through my head
running through my head!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# aieeeeeee!
*puts on headphones and cranks up SOMETHING, ANYTHING*
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# leave the coffee!
/favourite random spaced quote
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# I'm a man!
A monkey...man! With a mind and FISTS! And I will not be subdued- not by Vulva, NOT BY ANYONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# i've got a packet of fucking jaffa cakes in my coat pocket!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# This is said pretty much every weekend at our smoking meets!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# pooooding
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# :D
I can't believe some of the shit I used to do with you...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
ITS NOT FINISHED


ITS FINISHED

God I miss that show..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# That's BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# fires up Private Iron..
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Metalicock!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *sex noises*
Woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# it's 3.14, it's newsletter time
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue282/

EDIT: Damn server clock! Making a fool of me again!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# 3.15
edit: YAY! I'm in it!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# 4:20
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
#
And the two kidneys, and the fat that [is] upon them, which [is] by the flanks, and the caul above the liver, with the kidneys, it shall he take away.


by the way: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDoakKb8_Xo --- Julian Barratt in Metz advert. Fuck he's gorgeous with an eyepatch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# he isn't gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Awww, it's ok Micto, you're still my only wankfantasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# if that were true, why i'd, i'd....
...i'd SHIT IN MY HAT!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# How do you know it isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# but it's only 66m long
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# :(
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# (male) wankfantasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Oy
WELSH THEN
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *strolls off whistling happily*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# ha ha!
/muntz
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# he's exceptionally tall
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Don't tell me that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
#
/walked into him in bar once
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# He's having a baby with that lady who does Nighty Night
The program that makes me VERY VERY ANGRY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# never got that show
it was far too nasty to be comedy and not dark enough to be anything else. Overrated rubbish really.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# It just makes me very upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# That advert ruled!
I want to be a freelance scientist (I am 100% serious).

Monkeys with the peridontal atrium!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# freelancing is fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# 1.61803399
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
#
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# what comes after the 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# which one?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Turtles
all the way down
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I'm reading the science of discworld at the moment.
It's mentioned there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I think it repeats
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Lies! Pi never repeats!
Irrational numbers scare me.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# oi
quit it u tit
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Clearly you have something against greek people.
Racist!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# no just people who cant press space!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)
# wahey!
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# phew
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# in that case
you're late
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# and 14 minutes til the Countdown Final!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# *gives praise to magic donkey*
edit:

Threadjack: Finally got through to a human being at Emap... apparently I've been passed straight over to their lawyers. Lawyers have been known to cash cheques, but not write them. Looks like they want to play games instead of paying me for the image they used.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I like emap
I used to work there and they paid me to leave.

(Not that I have contacts that could help you - different staff these days.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# How do you get paid to leave a job?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# made redundant
but my then boss fixed the system so that I was awarded a nice 'bonus for meeting targets'

this plus some redundancy pay added up nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# hmph.
I demand that this happen to me (I'm thinking of leaving anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# be having a really good contract
and being shit at the job
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# he he
probably that too
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# but if the staff are different
how do you know it's still a nice organisation to deal with?

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Are you prepared for the fight?
I'd be prepared to march on their fucking office- there's loads of us.

Thought about sending all this to the papers?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# "Are you prepared for the fight?"
Can't see it being much of a fight. It's my image, and they used it without asking.

Let's see.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Well yes, but they've got money and lawyers.
If we marched on them it'd be an excuse for a meet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# oooh!
*pulls up chair to watch interesting fight*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# hurrah, that's twice in a row for me
can I make it a hat-trick next week?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Top newsletter this week!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Adventures of TIME MERKIN 2000!

It travels through time, replacing your pubes! It's TIME MERKIN 2000!
(Mr_Rigby, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# so
do you think your mock exams were a true preparation for the real GCSes?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# You little ray of sunshine you
:-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)
# *moons*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# 1. Photograph
2. Sell to 'Ginger Pube Lovers Weekly'
3. Profit!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7327455
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Not in the slightest. Daftest of all we were even made to do mock mocks.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# That's more of a Sporan than a merkin!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# That's no moon
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# That's no sporran!
That's a beard!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] i have found my milieu...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Needs more 'shoo-da-bop-bop'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# shoop-a-doo-bop? waaaayyyyaayyy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# ...
lol
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
'woo' to you both
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Does anyone else think that this Image challenge has now evolved in to a different one?
"If computer errors told the truth" has become "If computer errors recited song lyrics"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# get over it grumpy!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# please don't tell me you're being a nazi about one of the only actually funny compo entries we've had
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I thought that upon seeing the front page
they always twist off to include all the vaguely-related but funny ideas, though
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# To be honest, the compo idea sucked
I really welcome some artistic licence
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# the vaguely related funny ideas are on the whole the best
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)
# you could evolve it into
"What if computer errors were actually funny photoshopped pictures of, I dunno, cats or something"...

take charge of the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# or how about
"just make a picture of something that made you chuckle when you thought of it; you know something that will annoy happytoast"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Beauty is truth, truth beauty
:oP
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Waller Waller Waller
eurgh!

Hearty woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# haha
makes me think of Starship Troopers
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# i propose a toast....
a cocktail


to my dead cat columbus
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Aw, so sorry.
Hope you're ok. Nighty night little puss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# your cat died of chronic heamarroids?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Either that or having a large penis growing out of its anus
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# cocktaillllllll
he did have a regular 3D penis growing out of his anus, but a car ran it over thus creating the poor looking 2D one in the pic
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# sorry about the cat by the way
i've tried to use pics of my cat that died about this time last year but i just can't do it.

i say died, he got a one way trip to the vets.
i sobbed like a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# bless you.
you're always there for me at the right time, i take it the kettle's on.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Oh yes.
Now- Yorkshire, PG, green, jasmine, lapsang or earl grey?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# ROOIBOS!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)
# *grabs, spins, chucks over knee and spanks*
Now go and wash your mouth out, you filthy boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Yummy!
Although a former colleague insisted it smelt of warm piss...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# *hugs*
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# aaaw he'll be chasing meese in cat heaven :)

I love his name
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Cock Cat!
Cock Cat
The most effec-tu-al Cock Cat
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him T. C.
Providing it's with dignity
Cock Cat
The indisputable leader of the gang
He's the boss
He's the VIP
He's a championship
He's the most tip top - Cock Cat

Yes he's the chief
He's the king, but above everything
He's the most tip top - Cock Cat!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Shouldn't most friends get to call him C.C?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# the rude cat's real name was cicee
apparently
www.spreadshirt.net/shop.php?op=article&article_id=1748085#top

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Did you know that
in the uk they had to release 'cock cat' as 'schlong cat' because of trademark issues?

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# to his dead cat!
*raises small glass of sweet sherry*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *sniff..*
It's what he would've wanted...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# *enhuggles*
Poor n00b :-(

First time I ever got drunk was when our cat got put to sleep *sobs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Did you feel better?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Awwwwwwww.....
bye bye Columbus.

*gets all weepy*

Dammit... This is bringing back all the cats I've ever had....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *toasts with tea*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirly must've bindun?

My 1st & Last for this comp


(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# quite a few times already
and it's no less shit because of it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I did thunk as much
& Thanks
:D
[edit] let's face it they are all shit
agree/disagree
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# you don't arf make me larf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# i aim to please*

*wound
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
#


;)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Pfft
yeah not the best match but it looks much worse now I've posted ..... honest
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# ?
pardon my ignorance, but what does RIS mean?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# it means 'i don't get it'
it's a text meme
www.b3ta.com~mstandot
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# you dropped this
/
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# This
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Morons!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Shop in
Morrisons.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# forgive me.... I am weak
Could not resist temptation to use the error creator website thingy.






I will atone for this sin with some red lines shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Kill it with Hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Blind tube mares!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# hehe
and it's emerged that the home secretary will be going down into the tube tunnels himself, armed with a special gun..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# 3rd button from teh stun
lol at lol 3rd greyed out button
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# The Beatie bio-pic seems to be shaping up very nicely indeed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Haha
Who's directing it?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Spike Jonze
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Yep, makes sense.
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# yay
!
i'd pay money to see that!
watched with a cold crisp refreshing monkey beer
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# WOO!
blimey i didn't realise thay were making a film of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# oh yes, Mr Jonze has been busying himself on it for a while
It's in Post Production now but isn't shceduled to be out until next October! :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# ah
should be good if he's handling it.

i look forward to seeing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I got this one a couple of years back when I attempted to turn my PC in to a TARDIS.

It finally ceased when it became an abacus and the capacitor connector fell out. All I can say is thank christ it was covered.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Nice use of a Flux Capacitor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Did it become
Professor Urban Chronotis's abacus, though? You could be on to something.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Funny you should mention that, a rather forgetful old man purchased it off of me for about £5000 in the end.
I didn't think much of it at the time...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# *fits*
*drools*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Bah! It's a bit big for me
*drools anyway*
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# ^this
*ris's at the same time*
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# It's mostly to do with timey-wimey stuff.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Some Fridays he could just close his eyes...
and float away...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# beware the judderman, when the moon is fat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# loved that advert :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# WELL WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT THEN
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# because I love you more!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# *swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# that came after the one with whatsit out of Boosh didn't it
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
yes
hi, i'm a freelance scientist
it was woeful
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I think he keeps fairly quiet about it
funnily enough!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# What's all this?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# one of Julian Barratt's first acting jobs
was in that Smirnoff Ice ad
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# :O I don't remember that?!
*hurries off to the internets*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# It's what's technically known
as a judder.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# shir advert reminiscence
involving him out of boosh that isn't noel thingy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# noel thingy went to the same university/college (technically it's both) as me and manwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Loved the drink too
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# The judderman is my role model for life.
He has awesome hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# it's full of bauxite?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Yes. This is the way I want my hair to be.
Or like Tom Waits down there...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Is he drowning?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# swimming...
I'm clearly not very good at drawing happy box people...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Oh no, it's only because he's vertical...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Ah, but he's underwater / in the sky
umm... ah it's a daydream... he's doing wahtever you want him to be doing... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# i had this very same dream once....
then i fell out of bed as i hit the surface
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Last night I dreamt about twigs
/dull
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# You should think about branching out
/coat
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# had a very odd dream about
ants... itchy fuckers!!!

/fact
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# the other morning i dreamt that i punched some on repetedly until their face was a bloody mess
i'm not sure what it means, but it happened.

[edit]curse my dislaxicks fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# 'dreamt'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# i've hurt my back...
i can hardly walk and my back is fucked as a 14 year old boy decided to kick me in the back...

i work in a fucking school!

Does anyone else feel my pain?
(I helped save b3ta! squiddylyd Once you pop you can't stop!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I'll your pain if you want...
*feels*

Mmm... moist.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# not yours
but my own back pain is becoming a nuisance
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# yes, I see an osteopath every few months
and find myself unable to stand at least once a year.

I hope yours wears off and isn't a recurring injury like mine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# i get a muscle pain in my back, quite low down, on the left
every time i have lots of sex
it's quite annoying
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# good lord...
get a new mattress?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
#
mattress carpet
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# it seems impact related
tell him to only stick it halfway in.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# i suggest legal action against them for violent conduct and ABH
also at least a suspension pending an enquiry with possible explusion.

compensation would be good as well as i'm sure you're emotionallly weak about resuming your duties and frightened that i will happen again.

and i don't think you've beeen sleeping right.

[edit]also, i have no back pain and am like a coiled spring waiting to strike.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Receding Hare Line

Tres cheap; feel free to add magenta cox.
(Valefar So what?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# oh dear god
i office lol-ed at this
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# bit big on the 'ole file size there matey
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# feel free to either a) link it
b) resize it to approx 250kb
Thank you
You may then collect your woo (even if they are rabbits)
cut 1/2 the frames out, it'll have the same affect
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Resize, restore, revamp, renew...
Boom! Now it's 220. Thanx 4 ur advice!
(Valefar So what?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Adopt, adapt and improve
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Woo!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Did you hear about the drum kit that fell off the cliff?
Ba Dum Dum Tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# aaaaarg
dear god!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Here you go.

Also: nice pun.

EDIT: You may need to optimise your picture.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Coxy!
help me to help you help me to help you help me to help you....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# lol
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Oh yeah? Well take this then
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspiration from nothing
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Magenta ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Maybe purple ones
take up more bandwidth than magenta and crash the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Oh, fair point
Well made

*wanders off again*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Need MORE!


Um-ahhhhhh... you used the 'M' word!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# i can't quite work that out, is she sitting on and elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Sure, why not

Also- A gun thrown at the head hard enough/'right' could probably kill you

Please check your facts in future


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# What about Guns 'n' Roses?
Do they kill people?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Their later stuff killed them
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I'd imagine Axl does
all those people asking him when EXACTLY he turned into a fat woman with no taste in hairdos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
harsh but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# well if you look closely... it does say that in the , after it
its very difficult to read as its only in about 3 pixels, took me ages!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# *squints*
*eyes bleed*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# It would certainly really hurt
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# what the hell?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
#
dustybin dunston checks in
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# .
www.cdc.gov/
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Andrew McSkUGies
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Ngaaaa
he appears to be saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# possibly
becasue he is an affront to god and nature...
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# This is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# ninja!!!
...but the fluffy kind, so that's ok
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# *curls tail round self and cleans whiskers*
I don't know what you're talking about...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# yiff yiff
*observes*
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# i'm not sure... what does Andrew McDavies normally say?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# not much, really. Sometimes 'harg'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# has he been eating blackberry icecream?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# jam
doughnuts!!!

/devours
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# cannibal!
(prostheses, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# it's people!!!
soylent doughnuts is people!!!
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# woo
to the correct spelling of doughnuts!


/anti-american spelling pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# salutes
yup, Brit and proud to spell words with silent g's as much as i damn well like!!!
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# it's their bizarre
hatred of the letter "u" that perplexes me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# juicy brains
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Brought to you by the letter O
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
#
SkUGosaurus
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# I agree
well that was frightening - no b3ta on a Friday afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# was a bit wasnt it eh?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# WOO!
splendid

Two Thumbs UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# /\ /\ /\ Andrew McDavies creator!
:D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# always glad to see fan art

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# huzzah!
man im hungry, i wish i had some food
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# A tribute.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Oh, FFS...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# spang
that is all...just "spang"

edit...i have now started thinking of some kind of guiness advert/tom waits fusion. my head hurts.
(prostheses, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Walking Spanish down the hall!
Supoib!!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# i think you should create this from pasta and macaroni
and sell it to the tate :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# nice portrayal
OF A MODERN LEGEND - wOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Pfft
"Make it rain" came on just before I loaded /board, too.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# SLAP ME

I JUST GOT IT - wOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# ARG!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Smite me oh mighty one!


Click for bigger (112KB)
(munkii, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# :D Hehe
Have a click
and I read that first as "Run Jesus Lizard"
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# i want
a jesus lizard!!!
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Top hummus there!
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Wow...
well done, not hogging the interwebs or nuthin...

though the resolution on the bigger version is a bit skewed but still have a woo...

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Haha
not sure it entirely fits with compo, but it's too good for me to care!

Have a woo and a *clicky*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Hola
my first attempt... losing my b3ta virginity slowly but surely.
(munkii, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# With that first post...
...your interweb hymen is well and truly split!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Yes!
This is really rather good! In fact, better! Have a click, my good man.
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# welcome to b3ta, shop a kitten and have a seat
...not that one, thats mine
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Does it come with an evolution page filter?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Nice
one!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Board's a bit slow at the mo, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# :D
Ha!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# ARGH!
FASTER DAMN YOU B3TA!!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Faster?
Let it get on its feet first =/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaand we have lift off
*does a train impression*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Haha, woo!
The board seems fine as long as I don't post, then it goes horrid.

edit- all seems ok now *touches wood*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# wood? *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I wondered if I should add a disclaimer to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# that depends
on who's wood you were touching
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# ths /\
i was trying to be suttle! nevermind!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# i've never
seen the point of subtle, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo entry???
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# wag
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Uh, The compo isn't "Post an error"
That would be stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] ohhhh,
that would be stupid...


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] And this would be VERY stupid...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# pfft!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)

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