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# Just wait a few months


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(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# chickchickchicky
I'm starving
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# mmn me too
food, can I print it?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Of course
I dont recommend it though
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# mmn tasty
although there is a slight whiff of magenta CDC
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# this took way too long...

but im secretly quite proud.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# and so you damn well should be!
=)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# oh thankies
:D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# What a surprise!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Erm
Bird on a turnup?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Cor, that's a turnup for the rooks.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# That one stung a bit...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# why hello there young lady
how are you on this fine day?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I'm okidoke!
Knackered, though. Bloody Fight Club followed by two pints.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# that birds going to peck his eyes out!!!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
# TJ my own thread
to show you my baby chickens

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Going cheap?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Cluck off!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# That's fowl!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# A poultry effort.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# I shall go back
and re-coup my efforts.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Feather you do or not -
Beak careful.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# FAIL!
Not specific to poultry:P

That's wattle make you lose every time.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# cock off
:D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Don't choock you'r toys out of your pram!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# I don't understand that one
:D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha
That's not completely Australian!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Choock
I made it phonetical so you would mix it with chuck.

chuck (chook) is a slang term for a chick, think Cilla Black.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# mmkay
I can see you're starting to wing it
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# he's certainly
flapping
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of him
with his pecker in his hand ?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Good morning
*points* you were in my dream last night, dressed as that Jean Paul Gaultier sailor model person. You gave me a scarf.

Edit- my dream was filled with mostly b3tans.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# What does that have to do with the price of chickens?!
'ning matey.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Shitloads, you buffoon.
It's pivotal in the chickchickchicky market.

Ning!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Damn. My bad. I always forget the chickchickchick market
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# EXACTLY
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
Good grief - That would be a most horrible sight :)

What kinda scarf?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# gerald
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# nathan
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# grey and flimsy in a nice way
it was lovely actually, I want to still have it.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Silk, wool, cashmere, synthetic mix?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# spiderwebs and mermaid bellybutton fluff
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# You're a naughty, naughty boy.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# fuck it
my job is SHIT
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Then I demand you become the ball juggler from black books
until your forced escape.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# your all gay
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# You love it.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I think an angora/cashmere blend open knit.
Since you ask.

(I have no idea, it was one of them fashionably deconstructed things that looks a bit like a really expensive bit of fluffy old shroud. But nice though...)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# How strange
How did this scarf make you feel?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Not much warmer
but it was pretty. We were stood out on the prow looking at the moon (which was at least four times the size it usually is, and lilac as far as I recall)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Was I king of the world?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure.
You did give me a cuddle though, as I was a brrrr little captain.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# According to gestalt psychotherapy
everybody and everything in your dream represents a facet of yourself.

So you big gay side is giving you your trendily distressed floatiness.

/really must stop shagging psychotherapist blog

/edit/ oh and 'ning and that
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# I think my big gay side usually just gives me more ideas for the
'ways I can trick Salma Hayek into lesbianism'
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# hmmm
well maybe holey scarves are the answer to that conundrum.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# ohh
did i feature?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# I think you were at the party below decks.
All this happened on an ocean liner, by the way. That we hired for a meet.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# hmmmm.....
i wonder how much it would cost to rent the oriana?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# lots!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# they look tasty!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Some will be
Not sure which are male or female yet.. females will lay eggs, males will take a trip to Dinnerland
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Blimey, just like in the human world
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# nasty?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# why yes!
yes i am.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# *readies mayonnaise, bun and special herbs & spices'
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# I dont think little chicks like mayonnaise
And spices will give them dicky tummy's.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# COOL
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# ning Micto
I dont suppose you have a big fuck-off desktop-sized version of this, do you?

mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/Vectors/condo.jpg
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# erm, no
cos it's portrait
so i'd have to crop loads of to make it desktopable
i've got this though:
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/Wallpapers/parkdesk.jpg
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# go on ...
give it a round of applause!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Roachford's Crow Breeding Emporium, Windermere
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# But I thought his only job was a cuddly toy?
waiting for me when I get home... yeah
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# as i understand it
the only reason roachford made pop videos was so that deaf people could hate them as well
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# you know you gottafeelforme baby
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Sorry about this one...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Meg!
Best rack in rawk AICMFP
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# mmm
Imagines the cuddles you could get from 8 Meg Whites...

... subconsciously signs up to Bt Broadband
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Your application is in a queue and will be dealt with...fucking whenever, ok?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# See that's where you've gone wrong.
You needed to sign up to BT Broadbent.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# totally
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# *SMOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# mmmm
i sidled up to you and said hi.
down there a bit.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# oh
*spazes off to find the sidling*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *lightly kisses cheek*
alreet pet!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# *blushes*
'ningles!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
#
fondles
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# blushes?
from a kiss on the cheek?


*puts cock away*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# *cries with laughter*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I was being chaste and innocent
*gets your cock out*
and now I am being dirty and sluttish.

See the difference?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I don't get it.
Can you do it again?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# *films*
profit *fwaps*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# speaking of rawk,
my mam should be dropping that guitar to me soon!!
just need to by a pick and a 'how to play guitar' book
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# And learn this:
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# can't see that at work....
and i'm between interwebs at home..
what is it?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Bah...
Just some bedroom shredder getting to grips with "Technical Difficulties" by RacerX. Speeded up.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# *imgines*
pffft!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# listen to that
it's famous for it's sustain.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I can't hear anything.....
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# well you would if it was plugged in
they're famous for their sustain.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# *impresseds*
I saw Paul Gilbert live in Dudley a while back, he was awesome =)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# YAY!
*bangs his head against the stage like he never did before*

*makes it ring*

*makes it bleed*

*makes it really sore*

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# haha
you're totally rock and roll
getting a guitar from your mam
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# she found it at work!!
waste not want not.
my mums great anyways!!!.... both of 'em.... but not the mother in law. she's an idiot.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Hooray!
Time to drag this out again then:
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# you DO need a pick for an guitar thats not electric right?
(does that make it an acoustic guitar?)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# NO it just makes it unplugged:P
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# O_o
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# i'm not going to pretend i know anything about guitars!!!!
thats how you learn, by asking the prof.
=)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Well probably...
Some people play without picks, but they're... odd.

And as ghosty says, an unplugged electric guitar is just an unplugged electric guitar.

An acoustic guitar is a bit different.

Electric.

Acoustic. (Bearded chap optional)

EDIT: Hmm, apparently you don't always get the bearded chap when you load the Martin site. It seems you need to look a little strange to play a Martin though...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# ah yes!
its acoustic.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Well depending on what sort of music you want to play you'll probably need a pick.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# hyper thrash death metal?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# What's odd about not using a pick?
Depends on the sound the the style you're using.

Especially if you're doing a particularly complex five fingered arpeggio.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# my grandad had an arpeggio
it had a bent rear axle that would scrub the tyres every few thousand miles
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hello
can i interest you in 8 times faster broadband providings, it's 8 times faster then your current connection, up to 42 megs, much faster providings, yes?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha
you loon
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Sounds like he's in for one hell of a night then!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Bass drum + crash cymbal x 8 = tinnitus
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# God I suddenly feel very old.
I'm guessing the girl is called Meg??? but who is she??? (weep for my lost yoof)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# The drummer from the White Stripes!
Though to call her a 'drummer' is pushing it a bit.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Ah I understand now. One of these new be-bop bands all the youngsters listen too!
woo to the skills in the pic though.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# this months
viz?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# The Kris Marshall paradiddle edition
Yes.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAAh
The punnage, the punnage!

woo
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Haha, that made me giggle =)
Woo!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# wordizzile my pizzle!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# 'ning son!
Y'alreet?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# i hate stripping wallpaper!!
but other then being a bit tired, yup!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Tired is the new black apparently.
All the cool kids are doing it.

*yawns*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# bloody kids.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# viz crap jokes?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# I hope not
it just occurred to me on the bus this morning. Although the FP'ed "course fishing" joke was deffo in viz.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# well, apart from the style, it's word-for-word
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# really
bugger

edit: Initially it was going to read “Hiya, hows the progress going?” but I thought that didn’t make sense (I know because that sentence is still in word (that I use for spell checking) on my screen)

Proof that I am not a thief (I hope)


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAahahahaha
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha

how long have you been working in this field?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Ah, Mr O'Fodin, top o' the mornin' to you!
You couldn't spare me a few potatoes could you?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# i'll exchange them for some fresh water.
*goes back to barter system of currency*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# hee hee hee!
That made me chortle!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# *sidles*
hi
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Ning.
The A5 smells of caterpillars according to another B3tan.....
and, yes; this doodle freaks me out a bit, too....

What should I draw the'day?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# PERKIN WARBECK'S MAGIC NEWT!
DO IT!

:-)

Edit: You know you want to, really.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# I did that ages ago.
Surely you don't want more?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Hahaha
I bloody hope those are legs or are they gigantic JJ nipnips?

EDIT: What about the SA crew enjoying the floods:P
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Voluptuous busty maidens by the watering hole.
Or, well, anywhere :)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Ha ha^^
So easily pleased :)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# 'ning Meester.
Y'alright?

I'd like you to draw what Tarzan would have been like if he'd been born in Cornwall instead of the jungle.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# A very large primate gatecrashing a B3ta meet!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# would anyone notice?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# only if it has tits
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# *eats banana*
mmm?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Damn, good point!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# WOO!
that remins me of my camp catapillar i drew yonks ago.

*searches harddrive*

[edit]bah, i must have archived it off ages ago.

[edit]draw some burley firemen defending an electric substation from the rising water of the river severn.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# 2nd edit
yes please

in jockstraps

edit: Christ, the thought of furry, burly, cat firemen in jockstraps has made me come over quite odd. How rare.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)
# how does 'quite odd' feel about you coming over him

i am assuming that 'quite odd' is your chinese handyman.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# he's my supplies manager
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# can you draw a the ant massacre i perpetuated on the weekend with the ant powder?
you know 'the end is nigh!!!!' sort of thing?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Ant powder?
What's wrong with a good old-fashioned magnifying glass?

Although I suppose to be fair you can't magnify rain...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# there was thousands of ther bastards!!!
it kills them in the most horrific fashion too!!
there was loads of twitching bodies just past the boundry of powder!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# As a kid out in Australia, I remember using a hose to desrtoy ants nests out in the garden.
I'd put the hose in the hole the ants were coming out of, turn on the tap and watch as little springs of water popped up 2 meters away.
Those little bastards can DIG!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# draw it then!!!!
pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# ^THIS!
With or without anthropomorphism or big...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# scarlet trying to open a door by pushing it
even though there's a sign that says pull?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# 'ning JJ!
*smoosh*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# I had a really good idea the other day
But I forgetted it. So maybe you could draw the characters of Harry Potter in your own wonderful style!? (or am I just being a sad git and following the whole media frenzy?)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I is remembering!
It was Dr Who! Draw Dr Who and Rose and that septic Face of Boo or Cpt Jack or whatever he is called!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Geoff Hurst, scoring 'that' goal in '66
dressed as an angry beaver
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Derstuction!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
She's bonkers! Woo!


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Scarlet
Visiting the cockpit of a plane
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# 'ning all
have a siamese kitten...

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# *glees*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# You realise that basically this is a tarantula don't you?
Loads of legs, loads of eyes, and fur.

*fears*

'ning Ghosty!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Argh!
*has major fear of the spider things*

'ning, Sir!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Hello matey!
Are you well?

I'm afeared of spiders too, but it helps to remember that they're actually made of kittums:

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Ello stranger
I'm expecting my batman t shirt any day now!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Hurrah!
I haven't checked my account for ages. That'll be $2, so it's spend spend spend for me!

Oh, and P3te. $1 each, woo-hoo! =D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# *thinks 'dad has money'....*
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad........
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Wooo!
Don't spend it all at once!!!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Arf! Dubblekittin.
Nice taggage, too!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# *has*
mmm, delicious
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# 'ning bloke!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# 'ning aling
PMK, how goes it?

your mrs was out of mink snacks yesterday, gutted i was.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Haha, I bet you were =)
I wonder who's been stealing them then, it certainly wasn't me...

*whistles*

*checks pocket hopefully for morsels of tasty tasty mink snacks*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
# arf! best of all the kittens!
aye! an' ave an up norf style ning!


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)
# can i do it? can i? can i?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo it's::




I dug this out from the depths of my hard drive....
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# eh?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Rod Stewart is the phantom 14th member of the Rolling Stones
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# He fills his wrinkles with cheese you know.
It's how he tempts new child brides into his boudoir.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# that guy
I wondered where Beadle was getting his ideas from
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Text on a has been
'ning matey.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# 'ning dude
how's the stalker thing going?
any developments?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Chockies in the garden, wine eaten and chockies drunk.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# that'll teach her!!!
wait......



so why does she think you like her enough for her to send you prezzies?
is she a crazy?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# As I explained before
It's my musk. Wimmin can't resist my musk.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# psst
'Copyright' :P

*sniffs up a lungful*

mmmm

musk
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# *restrains dixon*
run ghostie!!!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Erm that wasn't me
That's a compost heap. Easy mistake to make though.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# have you tried covering it up with deodorant or fecal matter?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Kill 2 birds with 1 stone and use Lynx
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# hahaha!!
lollage!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Lynx kills birds?
*rings Ofcom*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# It does if you chuck the can hard enough
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Or light the spray.
'ning Dix! *mwah*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# That just stirs them on man.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# you need this
*hands over shitty stick*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# then get yer trollies off and get hard!!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# *drops monocle in tea*
I say!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Exactly
At least we now know who they came from!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
#
u a

=D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# i like the zip across the mouth....
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I thought you might,
you kinky little monkey
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# maybe it was in the depths of your hard drive for a reason.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Stones, shirley
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Yes I knew there was a non crap version somewhere.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# arf.
a fully-fledged b3ta boardgame might actually be a good idea
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# non crap
one of the best compliments I've ever had.

Is Zoo in yet, ghosty?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# IT'll be in
But I'll give the guy a little while to unpack them. He has to stick all the boobies on as well.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# hahahaha
well i do aim to please, and i'm a gurl.

it's a lame one but i loves it.

how do you know i'm not actually Beadle? watch out Beadles aboot! :D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Needs more reply button skills
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# let me see your hands
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# b3ta on rolls...
'ning

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# creative!
what a nice morning greeting that was to see.

'Ning folks.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# 'ning
have some pullsating boobies


i didn't make any of these images, i just put them together.
=D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# O_O
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# good god minky!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# hmm?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# GOOD LORD!

*oggles*

*drools*

'Ning everyone.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# 'ningles!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# 'sup
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# nothing
i just be chillin' at work.

and by chillin' i mean bored.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# me too
*sigh*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)
# My EYES!!!
*poked out*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# The goggles...
they do NOTHING!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# HA!
I just tried to 'click for big'... as if that's needed.

I need a lie down, and it's only time for elevenses.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# build a chair
then film yourself sitting on it - will either be really good or really funny
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# ok
hmmm, 'rolling' chair :)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# you should be working for blue peter!!
woo!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# *turns laptop upside down*
Nope.

STILL just looks like some student's bathroom.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# hahahah
some student's Dixon's
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# too much information......
Morning, sir!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# 'nings!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# are you a roll-a-day man?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Nope
Just a lazy fucker
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# i've never been to a bathroom in Dixons
or Comet or Currys

=D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Pfft
And you claim to be a man of the world :P
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# ARMAGEDDON!

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
#
Bathroom sexings room
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# pfft and I counter with the Great Wall of Bogroll!
Damn can't find it, have a strumpet instead

EDIT: Nope here it is.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# yeah
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# what a beautiful
work of art
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Yay for Low Fi logo design
you will go far my son...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# bought a new CD last night in ASDA
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# haha
*holidays in Cambodia*

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# i remember when he won the compo
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# i had a realisation last night.
stripping wallpaper is the worst of all the decorating chores!!

'NING ALL!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:35, archived)
# I found it better to set fire to it
Jopb done in a few minutes under the right conditions

'nings
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:37, archived)
# i'll try that when i start the hallway!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)
# 'ning ivesy
how's the new place?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:40, archived)
# coming along!
got to get the front and dining rooms done before the carpets tip up on monday!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:41, archived)
# 'ning!
have you got a steamer?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:42, archived)
# oh yeah, i've got one of them,
it's just so boring!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:43, archived)
# How does a healthy eating device
help you strip wallpaper...

(bad-um tish!)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)
# *rolls newspaper*
actually, the wallpaper is about 30 years older than me so you probably could just
stick one of those in the middle of the room for five minutes then peel it off!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Cor, not 'arf!
:D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# well
flush it!!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# nioing!

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)
# 'ning Benjy
here's a tip for you.
stop your bitching and get on with it!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)
# ahhh shaddupayourmouth!
git
=)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Simply employ cheap Estonian labour.
Jobs a goodun
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# there are plenty of polish hanging around the hospital.....
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# are they shining the floors?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# shining the floors, cleaning the loos, building the new sections of hospital.
they're very versatile.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# ...and also decorating my flat - Yay!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# have you got woodchip wallpaper then?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# some walls have.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# make sure you score the paper before using the steamer.

and i do you you are going to fully line the walls before decoration.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# i just do as i'm told boss.....
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# can you put me through to the foreman please
i need to make sure no shortcuts are being made.

mrs thor has a habit of wanting it done yesterday and wanting to make shortcuts, i then have to convinced her that it is better to do a 'proper job' or she'll regret it in the short term.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# amen brother!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Good Morning Boris !

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:56, archived)
# eh oh!
you fucking tory fuckwit you
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:59, archived)
# Me?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)
# you!
good morning sir
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:42, archived)
# Good morning, you rotters
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:59, archived)
# ning fella
where you been?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:59, archived)
# I was in your Norway*
checking out yo' fjords

* well, not your Norway, probably
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)
# nice!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:04, archived)
# 'twas indeed!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:05, archived)
# Yay! He's back!
I get to go to Norway next week, unfortunately its for work, and its in the middle of nowhere :(
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:08, archived)
# Where are you going in the middle of nowhere?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:25, archived)
# He is secretly meeting with Mrs Mediocre.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)
# Him too?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# No way!
ning medi
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:40, archived)
# Norway's rubbish!
go to kenya!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# ahhhahah!
 
I HAVE TO GO NOW BUT I THANK YOU FOR THIS.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:00, archived)
# 'llo, you old viking by-blow.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)
# 'lo you funny man/woman/gelatinous blob
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)
# Brian! pepperz.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:05, archived)
# 1. arf!
2. shitting popes!

'ning

there's nor way you'd get me to those northern wilds. can't affjord it for a start.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:35, archived)
# it's quite pricy, yes
but the food is excellent
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:42, archived)
# YIPPY YI YO TY AY!
moaning!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# !
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# !
! + ! = !!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# hey sexy/
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)
# christ, is that cunt still online?
8 FUCKING HOURS OF BORIS!!!!!! 8 FUCKING HOURS!!!!!!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:03, archived)
# Pong !

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:06, archived)
# ning
You're not related to Stemil are you?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)
# I haven't missed a Boris bandwagon have I?


I hope so
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:27, archived)
# yes, yes you did
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:29, archived)
# and with that, i retire to the bed.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:43, archived)
# I REQUEST THAT SOME ONE MAKES: 9/11 HOLOCAUST COMIC
on the grounds that i am much to tired.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:50, archived)
# Sorry, can't do it...
Nine One One is a joke in my town.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:56, archived)
# THAT THONG TH-THONG THONG THONG.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:50, archived)
# this made me laugh harder then anything that could have been in real context.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:53, archived)
# READ IT AGAIN WHILE LISTENING TO THIS.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:59, archived)
# i love that song.
but this is a little more peaceful:

b3ta.com/links/richard_nixon_asdf
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:04, archived)
# YOU ARE NOT A CROOK.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:06, archived)
# i dont think richard nixon is going to end staying as the band name.
i like it though.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)
# There are too many Nixons out there already.
 
How about THE REAL RICHARD NIXON?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:11, archived)
# the simplicity of the name is what I liked.
if it wasn't going to be that, i'd say paris hitler's aborted fetus, even though we do a song about that already.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)
# Paris Hitler is an excellent name.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# I agree, you may be a comic geniuse.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:50, archived)
# IT'S KNOWN.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:55, archived)
# O THAT WACKY MISTER HITLER
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:55, archived)
# No.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:55, archived)
# yep,
no.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:56, archived)
# who do you think you are kidding?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:56, archived)
# RIGHT IN DER FUHRER'S FACE.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:57, archived)
# LEFT IN MY FACE.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:57, archived)
# It's a Yank thing.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:03, archived)
# ooh yes, i should have realised
my dad's a fan
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:06, archived)
# i was bored so i made this, then i decided to post it here because its a little slow here.
its a lot of the same FunnieJokez as before, but, I wanted to post it because shut up.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:58, archived)
# mr hitler
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:59, archived)
# It's a Brit thing.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:02, archived)
# I said oops up side your head
I said oopsupsideyourhead
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:58, archived)
# WOOP UP SIDE YO HEAD.
BOOT UP SIDE YO HEAD.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:05, archived)
# considering this was the first thing I saw
after returning from my vacation, I like this very much
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:00, archived)
#
 




(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:59, archived)
#


edit: fucking shitty transparency.


and on that note, its sleepy time
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:37, archived)
# *glees*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:39, archived)
# this was my 1st ever b3ta image.


and now i really am going.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:46, archived)
# Cats and Dance!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:48, archived)
# ahhahah!
 
VISIBLE RITZ
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:58, archived)
# Haha
I likes that
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 6:12, archived)
# ha!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:28, archived)
# OH NOES!!!1
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:29, archived)
# Hahaha! Go go Ginsu cat!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:30, archived)
# Hmm

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:35, archived)
# It did tile at first, but I added the leap as I played.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# MEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW........
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:07, archived)
# bastard
i was going to say that
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:16, archived)
# can i has a macro?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:31, archived)
# those are great
*quits b3ta*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:34, archived)
# damn this shitty connection
trying to surf b3ta from melbourne via wellington probably then bia via outer mongolia.

i'll assume this is amusing and woo-worthy
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:52, archived)
# Melbourne? Nice!
 
It's a rather pissed-off-looking white cat dressed as Harry Potter, with the caption "I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT".
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:57, archived)
# rofls, then
not that nice, just non-stop work.

missed blonde redhead last night and will miss robert scott tomorrow night. ah well
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 6:32, archived)
# Bums!
 
Going to see Open Souls and Cornerstone Roots this week.. it is time for reggae.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 6:41, archived)
# HELLO KITTEN WHY IS A JUMPING?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 6:35, archived)
# IT IS A NINJA ATTACK KITTEN
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 6:36, archived)
# THIS IS A DANGER.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 6:38, archived)
# YES. I AM ALREADY VERY CONCERNED FOR HIS SAFETY
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 6:40, archived)
# IT IS GOOD THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF SAFETY.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 6:41, archived)
# PREPAIR FOR SIET INSPECKSHUN PLZ
 

 
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 6:45, archived)
# This picture hasn't made it past my filter.
Please don't take it personally.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 6:48, archived)
# THAT'S PHOTOFUCKIT FOR YOU. HOW ABOUT NOW?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 6:54, archived)
# OH GOD YES.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 6:57, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
THIS IS TEH FUNNY.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 6:53, archived)
# THIS CAT UNDERSTANDS THE MEANING OF STAYING WITHIN SAFETY REGULATIONS.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:00, archived)
# HE'S GOT HIS GAS MASK ON. HE'S READY TO GO OUTSIDE.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:01, archived)
# IT IS TIME TO PLAYSAFE.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:03, archived)
# IT IS TIEM TO MAKE PARTEE IN A RESPONSIBLE STYLEE
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:06, archived)
# NOT SOMETHING I'M KNOWN FOR BUT DAMMIT I'LL TRY.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:15, archived)
# JUST REMEMBER ...
PROFESSOR CHIKE IS ALWAYS WATCHING ... OMNIPOTENT ... VENGEFUL ...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:25, archived)
# CHIKE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:23, archived)
# LOL!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:55, archived)
# ; - )
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 7:55, archived)
# because the board is slow


EAT SOME PIES, STUPID GIRL!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:51, archived)
# 'Shopped?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:56, archived)
# made skinnier, slight breast reduction.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:02, archived)
# disappointed by lack of horses.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:03, archived)
# PYGMY PONIES PERCHANCE?
????
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:07, archived)
# ONLY IF THEY ARE FRIENDLY LITTLE PYGMY PONIES
 
*snorts*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:30, archived)
# ALL DEPENDS ON HOW THEY ARE RAISED
I'D IMAGINE!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 6:54, archived)
# I ONLY LIKE WELL-MANNERED, DOCILE PONIES. YESSS.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 6:55, archived)
# Sausage, surely!!!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:02, archived)
# sausage, you say?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:06, archived)
# hahahahah. what?
sauce?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:16, archived)
# something posted on /links about 6 months ago.
they allegedly make alloy wheels.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:28, archived)
# BUT REALLY THEY ARE IN THE BACK ROOM COOKING SAUSAGES WITH THEIR HEX VISION AND LEZZING IT UP
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:38, archived)
# let her be
she is fantastic
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# eww skinny
needs more 'flash pie eating game'
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# anyone seen the president?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:07, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:07, archived)
# you deliberately waitied until he went to bed, you cad.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:11, archived)
# He would crush me like a grape
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:11, archived)
# quick, everyone popular page it!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:12, archived)
# with all my accounts!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 6:24, archived)
# don't worry, we'll make a fine wine of you.
or some plonk.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:28, archived)
# offs to bed
G'night to teh gayshifters :)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:39, archived)
# YAY!
It is GeeDubya's escort

amazing, you even corrected the RGB
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:12, archived)
# Nope, he's not bald.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:21, archived)
# Pffts!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:20, archived)
# I am a girl ^_^

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:24, archived)
# oh you shit :-)




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(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:25, archived)
# Biggar....etc
Kunt
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:27, archived)
# I can take out the small tags if you like :-)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:29, archived)
# I can't wait for someone to comment
on the filesize of that post I made.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:29, archived)
# YOU FUCKING HAMTOUCHER
13K OVER! DIE!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:30, archived)
# yes this^
kunty kunt

*just funnin due to boredom
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:31, archived)
# I HAVE CANCER YOU HEARTLESS SHIT I BET YOU KILLED MADDY :((((((((
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:33, archived)
# and coming for you next
Scythe-check
Vaseline - check
Clown mask - check
pvc gimp outfit - check
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:36, archived)
# My turn:
Alone - Check
Parents at Tapas bar - Check
Blonde haired little girl - Sort of. I've got hair.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:38, archived)
# there will be a knock at the door- Do not answer it
Lock all your windows.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:42, archived)
# fuckin thought polis
no doubt!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:11, archived)
# !
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:57, archived)
# ahhhahhah!
 
I like.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:06, archived)
# KITTENS WITH CLAWS FTW!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 5:06, archived)
# lols
harsh
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:26, archived)
# UNACCEPTABLE
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:33, archived)
# *possibly*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)
# This is just what we all need
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:41, archived)
# You've lost me
what?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)
# Not really sure
Like a tumour? They're all the rage at the moment.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:47, archived)
# I'm lost in a fog of opiate haze.
Not a lot makes sense at the moment.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Then it's your duty
not to accept it.
Or something.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:35, archived)
# hahahha
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:37, archived)
# Here, have a jelly baby.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:36, archived)
# EXTERMINATE!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:38, archived)
# DALEKS CONQUER AND DESTROY!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:46, archived)
# I can't danc, I can't walk
but I do a nice shimmy accross the floor for a spot of extermination.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:47, archived)
# This board is waaaay nicer at this time of day.
The daylight crowd have got too nasty :-(

woo to that pic btw.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:48, archived)
# your profile scares me.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)
# anything in particular?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:52, archived)
# the loon in the bad hat.
do you have a part time job terrifying people outside a railway station?

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:53, archived)
# No!
That loon is indeed me. I don't think I'm a loon though.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:55, archived)
# oh, but i beg to differ.
Sir, the wearing of that hat, and the shout expression mark you out as a loon first class.

and you are missing the play on words... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loon_pants
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:57, archived)
# Doh, that's awful!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH HAHA HAH HA HAHAHAHHA HAHA HA HAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHH HAHHA HA HAHHAH HAH AHHAHAH AHHAH HAHHAH HAHHAH HA.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)
# YES!
I wondered where you were.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:44, archived)
# i know i was being summoned, but I got tied up.
i was eating broccoli cheese soup.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:47, archived)
# That's an important activity!
Was it nice?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Current voting...

is DOCTOR DYSLEXIA


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:49, archived)
# heh
that hasn't died yet then.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:50, archived)
# seems not
thought the poll system did seem broken for a while.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:52, archived)
# rigged fixed whatever....
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:57, archived)
# you are a liar!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
i'm the cancer patient here. you are imposter!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:53, archived)
# The only Cancer Patient in the village?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:56, archived)
# i killed the rest and took all their meds.
only the strong will survive!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:59, archived)
# way to go!
I just read your profile - is it definitely going to come back? That's horrible :-(
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:05, archived)
# it's back now, but only a mild relapse.
not a big deal, we all have crap to deal with. and i get to take some wild drugs.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:09, archived)
# bleh. Get well soon!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:10, archived)
# thanks. i'm not 'sick' right now.
just need some quick treatment. my poison ivy is more bothersome, to tell the truth.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:16, archived)
# :-)
I'm off to bed now to pass out. Night all.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:19, archived)
# 'night!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:34, archived)
# As I used to say to the mrs
" No, it's your fat arse that makes you look fat" boom boom.
No more F5. NIGHT!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:57, archived)
# i lost the weight, thank isis.
'night.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:00, archived)
# you look cute with cancer.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:01, archived)
# as cute as a bowl full of toxic lard.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:03, archived)
# 100% fat^hct!
[/;-D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:25, archived)
# *smothers*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:34, archived)
# pfft
this is only funny on b3ta.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:04, archived)
# LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:06, archived)
# one of my favs.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:09, archived)
# That's true.
Pizza FTW.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:09, archived)
# fuck. now i'm hungry for pizza.
i was going to have a salad.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 4:15, archived)
# You want it!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:13, archived)
# fucking would!
very creepy morphing you got going there.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:15, archived)
# thats cocking ace
woo
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:22, archived)
# thanks!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:29, archived)
# pearoast of text quo



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(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:23, archived)
# Egad.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)
# I'm more proud of this one though:

score: 175 LV: 2

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(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:31, archived)
# A N I M A T E
I T
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:33, archived)
# yeah right!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)
# UGH
[was a W graphic here, but i fuxxored it up],
have a bumper sticker
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:31, archived)
# Don't you just hate the character limit?
It ruins some of my best work :-(
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:33, archived)
# I JUST REALIZED THAT :(
oops caps!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)
# oh and if you can't see mine, it's because it uses unicode characters
Needs WindowsXP and a newish browser.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:35, archived)
# I can see it.
funny how a character set that was visible in MS-Dos 5 finally reappears
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:39, archived)
# hehe, yes!
Even the C64 had those!

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:41, archived)
# pearost mine then ;)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:37, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:38, archived)
# How very
bizarre.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:32, archived)
# I'll hate myself in the morning
but I believe it has become customary to get naked for a big round number.

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

Caution NSFA
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# yes, yes you will regret that.
but woo for teh number.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:54, archived)
# heh, look out!
some chubby guy passed out on your couch.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:58, archived)
# haha.
I'm far too slim and hairless for you. Down boy ;)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:59, archived)
# true, but some rogaine and pasta will get you right in a year or so.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:48, archived)
# *fears*
on that note I'm off to do the things I do when I'm not doing this.

Night all.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:58, archived)
# woof!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# arrrgh.
He's after my bone!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:02, archived)
# hhahhhahha
Gonna have fun with this one
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:59, archived)
# phwoar!
that is some proper nekkid tiem! Bromgrabulations!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:03, archived)
# *faxes to your childrens' bullies*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:06, archived)
# haha
my lad will have no bullies, Everybody knows I'm the nutcase out in the sticks with the huge weapon collection ;)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:11, archived)
# and the fantastic deviantart collection
woo sir, I love your stuff!!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:14, archived)
# I say.
That's a bit strong. Don't be nice to me on b3ta. It will fuck with my head.
Tell me on DA how wunnerful I am, I can't get enough of it ;)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:17, archived)
# Already done.
sorry you bastard. learn to take a damn compliment next time.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:19, archived)
# I can't remain one of b3ta's
biggest outspoken cunts if everyone starts being nice to me ;) I'll fold.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:20, archived)
# I must say
in all my lurking, I haven't noticed that side to your nature...
Must be something wrong with me eh?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:21, archived)
# I'm firm but fair
I only act like a cunt when people are inviting it on themselves.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:22, archived)
# Jolly good.
More should imitate you. Perhaps we'd scare off more trolls that way.*

Anyway, bedtime was about 3 hours ago. 'Night!

*may be wishful thinking
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:25, archived)
# Night night.
warcraft for me.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)
# congratulations
I've gotten lazy its been a year and i'm only at 345!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:12, archived)
# I'm really around
14000 but for reasons I can't go into it will remain 5000 ;)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:18, archived)
# I know why!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:20, archived)
# This is why I browse with the images off
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:20, archived)
# be fair.
It's very small. ( your cue )
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:21, archived)
# Heh.
 
Actually it's to conserve bandwidth when refreshing the board, and just in case somebody trolls it up with something I don't want colleagues seeing on my screen.
Fortunately this is rare.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:29, archived)
# New Thread because I was worried it'd go unnoticed.
Fucking Christ. I'm breaking my lurking and Board conduct just to expose an art thief. The post further down by "Derek Acorah.. etc" is a picture ripped from another artist. The orginal artist and image are here: www.deviantart.com/deviation/10382150/

perhaps the post is valid though because the watermark was shopped out? oh well.

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)
# Off with her head!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)
# heh.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# GRAB YOUR PITCH FORKS EVERY ONE!
WE IS GOIN' TO HAVE OURSELVES A LYNCHIN!!!

YEEE HAAAW!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Congratulations
Sherlock. Did you not notice she calls herself Sam? As in Samantha? Check the deviant ID.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:44, archived)
# err...
so she crappily shopped out the watermark because... why?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:45, archived)
# or she did not
add the watermark to this image from her drive whereas it's an option to watermark images sold for print on DA? Maybe. All I can say is I've known Sam more than 2 years and she's been stealing a long time if you are right. Or maybe it's the same person.

Ohh look this is where I steal all my art from
zootcadillac.deviantart.com/
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:48, archived)
# that is odd.
here profiles don't match, though.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:49, archived)
# i had noticed that, but wasn't going to mention it.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:49, archived)
# But
Bloody hell. look at the image posted on the board, you can tell where the mark was shopped out, there are visible seams.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Aye. I can't argue much beyond that. I have known her
some time and it's the first inkling I've had of this. How sad.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:52, archived)
# The picture on here
does look like the watermark's been cloned out on photoshop or something
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
# lets play spot the difference...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)
# smudgy smudgy
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:59, archived)
# haha
Christ, I didn't even notice the tail. How stupid of me.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:02, archived)
# ....
Thank you for pointing that out...!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:06, archived)
# ooooo
You've gone and made me look silly haven't you. No worries, I'll likely never unlurk again. cheers.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:10, archived)
# No vice versa!
I didn't notice the tail til *you* pointed it out!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:13, archived)
# I'll be the one
that looks foolish. I've been taken in for years if it's a scam.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:19, archived)
# maybe he had it amputated, the poor dear...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:15, archived)
# That's a very sexy Che.
Did you do it all by hand, or was it vectored?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:56, archived)
# painted on a wacom volito
using a black and white photo as reference. Can't do vectors in corel painter.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:59, archived)
# she also says she is from yorkshire
the one on dev art is from Alabama

????

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:46, archived)
# i noted that too.
so i wandered through her answers here and she still seems to be in the uk, while on devart she's in alabama. something is up, here.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:48, archived)
# Yorkshire, Alabama?
umm



.could be???



:P
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:48, archived)
# Coal mines in Alabama
Thought alabama was all shrimp fishin and banjo's
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# yeah, a google of 'Yorkshire, Alabama'
only returns the existence of Yorkshire terriers :D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:55, archived)
# I'm confused, since Sam's posted other furry art in the same style here over the years.. and isn't on DA.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:48, archived)
# perhaps the devart person is the swiper.
mystary!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:49, archived)
# Maybe, but I'm not going on her home page to find out.
 
Ewww, furries.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# i say we kill everyone involved, just to be sure.
*pulls out ebola bombs*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)
# this lot?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# this too
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:02, archived)
# cluedo anyone?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:48, archived)
# might as well
oh...

Colonel Mustard, with the lead pipe, in the libray!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
# In that case I might be wrong. I'm mightily
confused though.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
# theft is theft...even if you got cancer
How very queer
*takes above comment back...has changed mind

*nothing surprises me on b3ta...apart from SUPPLIES!
Edit- knows fookall about anything
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:44, archived)
# but,,
If (and thats a big if) they did lie about the drawings, then they could also be lying about the cancer.

just thinking out loud. No reference to any person should be implied by the previous statement.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:54, archived)
# Dont fret...its teh internets!
nothing is real


*disappears up own jacksy
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)
# oh i gave up fretting years ago.
if it was a scam, fair play and well done that girly for doing it :-)

except the cancer bit.

i will reserve judgement on that. If true, fine. But if also a lie, well...... thats a different story.

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# I was just wondering about the cancer part.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:03, archived)
# Who the fuck are we to tear down someone anyway.
I can quite happily state that everything i have ever adjusted/mashed/made has in some way been stolen/bindun/ or copied subconciously from somewhere.
Its like all this guff about Zoo and Nuts, printed one of mine and i dont give a toss now.
I got more of a buzz that someone thought it good enough to waste trees on.
After all is said and done, we post on here for attention.
If this lady has the big C, let her have all the attention she wants, could be a call for help.

* just my opinion
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:09, archived)
# ^
very much this.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 3:31, archived)
# Also
this is stikingly similar to this
(drawn by two artists, but neither match up)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 8:00, archived)
# inspired by earlier post
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# bit blurry
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# optimized at 4 percent...sometrhing up with coral...been like it last couple of weeks
*edit...justrealised that when i use gausian blur on anything in the picture it effects everything on export...How very queer!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# not gonna fall for that link again, are you?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# some of us have 6th sense.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# what, post a crappy 6th sense image?
oh well, if you insist...

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# but wait
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)
# that made me chuckle
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Thing is i do........love horses...
I will be your friend
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# the noscript firefox extension blocks this
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS THE SUCKER! AHA! AHAHAHA!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# What about this one?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Curses.
I've been defeated.

Edit: But only partly, because I haven't allowed scripts on the actual site, so it doesn't play the music. Semi-victory!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Yay
I will be your friend
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# but you did click.
moral victory i think.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# no no
otherwise everyone could use snipurl.

it's a victory only if it's sincere
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:25, archived)
# ....yeah!
YEAH!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# pfft to snipurl
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)
# hahahaha
you fail
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Lulz.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# off to bed finally.wish me luck (?) for chemo tomorrow.
night b3ta x
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# all the best for everything!
have a good night
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)
# night sam
and thanks again for the name!
:)

take care
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Was going to attempt chemo humour...*decides against it
Good luck sir!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)
# you a cancer-riddled freak too?
best, and 'night.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Thats the way to b3tado it
!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:25, archived)
# i can get away with it, being one myself.
your name came up last night, there was vomit involved.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)
# *shuts the fuck up
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)
# speak!
ah, here it is.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)
# KICK THAT CANCER IN THE BALLS!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 2:49, archived)

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