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[challenge entry] Not a lot happens in it...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# heheheheh
Winner! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# haaaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# ace
*another click*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# hahahaha!!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# The acting would be better
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# top drawer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# easier on the eyes than Pat Butcher, at least
.
(Beans goes up to eleven, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 6:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# i'll catch you in a minute!!
www3.barnesy.org/board/7444665
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# and i said
no, no, no
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# teehee
pearoast time

(duck Quack !, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# DO NOT LEAN YOUR BICYCLE AGAINST THIS SIGN!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha, nice one, and you've given me an idea as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# god and it'll probably be a frickin FP ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# hahahaha, I doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost time!




Yay!


(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# heh
I've been t' Angel of t' North... this would make it so much more interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# 'appen.


(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# I refurbished
Marks and Spencer in the Gateshead Metro centre. 5 months of driving back to the hotel past this thing. I grew to hate it with a vengeance. And M&S. Hated them too, but that's another story.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Good sandwiches though
M&S that is, not the angel.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# you spent 5 months in a hotel?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# except weekends yes.
I just spent 3 months in Brown's hotel Mayfair.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Surely
they are both at 9:15?

[edit] or 2:45?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# 12.45
innit?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Zuh?

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# The arms
are ponting at the three and the nine
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Ah!
Of course!

Nah, s'digital, innit?
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# you had to post just then didn't you?
my post could've got some pity comments if not for your genius ;-)

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# :-)
*hugs*

and later breaks down crying
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# come on,
it's ok....
see, you've got lots of replies now.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# *joys*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# oops, sorry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# haha. you loon
welcome back to the front page ( in advance )

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# This machine is due for a big payout.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# yeh
but the jackpot is 100 boulders
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# wow
imagine the payout sound of 100 boulders crashing into a giant metal hopper.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I know someone that makes the music for pokie machines.
His briefs are hilarious.

"A sense of accomplishment mixed with a desire to accomplish more"

gets re-worded a thousand different ways.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# hold the bells.

and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# ha ha!
my greatest ever fruit machine achievement
was using the quid change i got from buying a round of drinks
and winning a repeat jackpot on my first spin

£77!
lovely jubbly
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# *wraps arms and legs round Archie and doesn't let go for nuffin'*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# *offers nuffin*

/testing
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# *squeeeeeeezes tighter*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# ha ha!
that's a lovely shade of purple he's gone
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# cor!
*thursday sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] not exactly a monument
and probably one for Brummies only...

based on a true story though
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# aw bless.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# yep, the post before a GA post.
you are fucked my man! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# errm
I'm sure lots of hard work went into this

so have a silver star for effort
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# at least 120 seconds
cheeky
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# did that include the upload time?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
#




yes
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# What's that big silver turd thing at the back?
I am sorry for your post-timing sadness :(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Birmingham apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Ah yes
thank you

I can see now
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# *obligatory 'pity' comment here*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Woo!
much better than that shonky tat in the post above . . .

EDIT: and immediately below! C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# wow this is ama...
oh, a TGA post!

*wanders off*

:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# what a bloody horrible thing that was
didn't it get burned down in the end ?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# It's the truth, man


bundun I'm sure. This is mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ha ha
You just made me dribble
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Hehehe!
Bindun in my mind at least
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# not ur usual definition of face-sitting
Ref: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6917113.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Maybe the oldies see the cat hop on the bed, panic about their impending death
and have a heart attack as a result.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# ha hah
thats exactly what i was thinking!
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# excellent!
*clickie click*
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# B_E!!!
how the hell art thou?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha!!!
that is most class, woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! green_ajah, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I think this one could work...


Click for bigger (81KB)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# kinda bindun but still woo
:)
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# oh bollocks
I've been working this morning goddamit!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# THIS IS STONEHENGE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I live 10 miles from this
and have always wanted to bungee, parachute, or swing from it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# RAVE!
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# when are mcdonalds going to get round to finishing that?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# there was actually a McDonalds riverboat down there for a few years
and surprisingly there was never any cross-promotion
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha funny.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Feline grim reaper

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6917113.stm
I bet the yankie health insurance are paying him in catnip and mouse toys
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# *chuckles*
*likes*
*ignores seams*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# when the docs are not looking
he shits down the patient's windpipe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# oh thats just great!!
some old boy see's this cat wandering over and stamps on it!!
'not this time tabby'!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# .........slips in the blood and cracks his head on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# ..............brains fly out and choke some old lady
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# two for the price of one!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# mmm mmmmmm mm mmmm
*starts humming "the circle of life"
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# sounds like a plan.
we need hospital guard dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I bet the old fucks absolutely hate that cat
So he kills them in their sleep. Vicious cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha
'old fucks'
don't know why but that made me lol!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# It's because you work in a 'caring profession'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# i'm not talking to you, you horrible girl!!
*runs away in tears*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Shit
I'm going to be in trouble when his folks show up :/

ho hum - in for a penny, in for a pound

*chases*
*molests*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# yeehaw!
i knew you did'nt really think i was grotesque!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# why do you think
she brought the bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# why yes, yes we do.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Oh shit.
I just watched the final episode of Birdman.

I actually feel sad now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# apparently dogs can smell cancer
so it's probably that sort of thing.

that or a magic cat, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Only because cancer
coincidentally smells like other dogs arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# or
Shipman reincarnated
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# it's biochemical, not psychic!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# that's what I shout at fans of "Most Haunted" and "Crossing over with John Edwards".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# really?
i usually shout
'TURN THAT FUCKING BOLLOCKS OFF!!'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# aah. but you're probably not in the studio at the time like I am...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# i was for a few minutes.
those security guards take things too seriously sometimes...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# isn't that just the
ultimate in playing hard to get, like cats do.
Or at the very least they are unlikely to kick you of the bed for a while.
(empty head, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I'd just like to add...
ahahaha! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Aww...
...bless

and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Making ghost noises is hardly likely to calm her down!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# It's funny because she's a dumb squirrelbitch.
MYSOGINISTIC STEREOTYPES ARE HILARIOUS, ESPECIALLY WHEN YIFFING BECOMES INVOLVED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Misoginy, eh?
Is that anti-gin feeling? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# I think
it's something to do with Japanese soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# gin soup FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# okay
so that's one gin miso, two vodka maki, and some brandy sashimi to go.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# But Kat is intelligent, independent and witty
so it's hardly a sexist thing.

Maybe it's an anti-squirrel thing - could JJ be speciesist?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# There's ONE squirrel in the strip.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# token squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
She thinks he's an angel . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Now it's Pippy Dange'wus
and his squirrelly sidekick
to the rescue.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# ha ha!
she's so silly it's almost endearing....

:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# heh I love that noise
*BOK*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# yay for scarlet!
and my guinea pig's name is Pippy ;) hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Is he/she also equiped with two lasers.?

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] somewhere to tie up in all the wet weather
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# ver' nicely shopped :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# ooo odd
I had a dream like that once....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# that's a lovely shop
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Top stuff as per.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# BOATS!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# cracking shoppery
toasty, Next stop "YOU'VE GOT SPAM"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# That is vere well done
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# you are a big meanie.
*sulks in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
great.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# *interrupts own thread with outrage*
WHAT THE FUCK?!!
www.mcvuk.com/news/27874/Government-to-introduce-video-games-GCSE

And there I was thinking kids had it easy getting access to expensive 3d and 2d art packages that we never had.

NOW THEY GET TO PLAY GAMES AND GET QUALIFICATIONS FOR IT!!!

MOTHER FUCKING CUNTING SHITS!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# I'm ok with this
as long as there is a competency test to prove existing knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# they may well get a GCSE in it
but they'll never get to work anywhere other than McDonalds
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Pfft
Love to see the Education Secretary walking into a classroom with a name like that*.

Can I get to teach it please? Please?


*Ed Balls for those who didn't see it
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Ed Balls
opened a building at my old college.

I wish I could have met him.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Ed balls what?
or even who?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# My brother gets paid for playing games
and that man's name is Mr Balls, I wouldn't take anything he says that seriously :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Dammit!
I've been playing games for years and all I've got to show for it is a bunch of out of date hardware in the loft and a 56th level paladin. Grrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I had access
to a Commodore Pet 4 at school and a day realease to the local college for 'electronics' class.
A pet fucking 4, I ask you. my phone has a 520Mhz intel processor now. That's more than the very first PC I ever owned and THAT made the pet 4 look like a rock. With less rocklike ability.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I remember showing my mum and dad how to start games on the Vic 20.
They thought I'd be a billionaire computer programmer when I grew up.

HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH I SHOWED YOU FUCKS, DIDN'T I?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# haha
my parents were the same. Thought I'd be an electronics genius. Well I am, but I ended up in construction anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# i must be some sort of musician
ive got hundreds of cds
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Hahaha ^This


Can I have my film Studies A level now please?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Very nicely shopped squire!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] pea roast for comp!


(biajw, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# but where would we get the giant with magical life giving powers from?!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# and the fucking enormous hand
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# that's the giant I was refering to
bringing the rocks to life
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# That's magic
/boogies down

edit: /reply to the wrong post blog
(duck Quack !, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# PRAYERS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# hahahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# haha :)
Potatobots transform!

*woo click*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Is it magic or science?
(duck Quack !, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# hahahaha
that's silly

I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# what's he run off?
Micro Chips?

*leaves
(Mantrid, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
I might do one of these at work tomorrow.

All I need is a potato and an autobots embosser.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Marvellous!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# lully
:)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] They really do love their bread

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# l'Arc de TOATS!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Imagine walking into that...
looks 'pain'ful

woo!

punnage francais pour le win!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# you'd never reach it
they drive like maniacs in France so croissant that road is out of the question.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# You're inseine if you think I'd reply to that pun
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I stopped eating bread a year or two ago (except for pizza and hamburgers)
I lost 20kg and still going. I eat plenty of other cereals, I just cut out the bread.

Bread is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# to see you Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# how about
griff savalon?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# or
Griff's a valet?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# or gruff sanitary?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# *considers all of these*
hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Good game, good game!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Meme, anyone?

bindun?
(ZOMFG! LOLLER ROFLCOPTOR LMAO etc, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# WOO!
nice one.

i'm in a pickle now, zoo have asked to use this image.

CFB

on one hand they can go fuck themselves, but on the other it does have the wank spanner in it.

i think i need a ruling from waspy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# wank spanner meme excapes into RL?!!!
are you sure you want to be responsible for that?!

/edit/ I'm not going to ninja that, I quite like 'excapes'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# at least it wasn't exgapes
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# *gapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# hello...
hello...
hello...
hello...
hello...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# shirley thats a b3ta in-joke?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Tell 'em to fuck off
It seems like they don't want to pay for anything but also want full rights to something. Which is a bit hard to sign away if you don't own copyright on some of the source material.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# ^^ this
if they don't want to pay, don't let em have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Can he charge...
...anything for it, given that he doesn't own the copyright for the poster image? I don't know copyright law except to know that all those mp3s I don't download are totally illegal! :)
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# at least you know how to spell it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Of course...
I T

Simple!

/is a child blog
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# he created the image as is.
it's derivative works.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# But signing over full rights
involves signing rights for the original source image as used doesn't it?

From what I understand (admittedly not all that much) you might be safe agreeing to single use rights for your derivative image but not full rights unless you have permission from the original source image owners.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# You only offer the rights to publish as is anyway
You should always make sure there are no sell on rights or transfer of intellectual property rights.

You can say to zoo ' publish this with credit in the one issue you have asked for and I retain all IP rights' and I'm sure they will agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# That's what I thought
I jjust got the impression that they were trying to get people to agree to passing on all rights, which is pretty normal behaviour for journalists.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# that's what they have in their
'small print' regarding user submitted works and is the same for most publications. These are not submitted but solicited and if you read the GAZ they send there is no implication that they are asking for rights to be given up.
Some people are just confusing those points.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# as for a credit to 'zoo is a shit rag for fuckwits'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# When I was asked I took the stance of
ignore. People are not quite correct in saying that you give up copyright in these cases. They are nut user submitted images ( as mentioned in their terms ) but solicited content. My personal view is that if they could give expensive prizes to 'readers' for submitting our work then why can't they offer the same to us when they solicit it?
It's up to you but the more b3tans cave to seeing their name in zoo then the less likely zoo will ever realize that they don't get fuck all for fuck all.
It's the principle.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# aye
i think a fuck off was on the cards anyway, but i just wanted a quick gauge of opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I was considering approaching
TGA, ghosty, toasty and basically the usual suspects who got thieved a lot with the idea of a e-meet to discuss writing a collaborative letter on behalf of b3ta explaining that this idea of theirs is never going to take off but if emap want to enter into discussion that we at b3ta might consider contributing to their mags with due credit, retention of IP rights and some agreeable form of compensatory offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# You'd be better off speaking to a lawyer.
You know, someone that knows what they're doing with that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Of course.
But I'd only consider that something worth doing if we were at a point where they were at least open to discussion about it. You need to get a discourse going first. And contrary to the impression we give myself, GA and a fair few others here are quite business and legal savvy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Aren't we all?
That's why I suggest the lawyer. You don't get any negotiation points by writing angry, idealistic letters.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Then I'll not approach you to contribute
as I think 'angry and idealistic' would be the last place to start. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# What they're actually asking you to do...
is submit the image to them.

The email address they give is the one for spam submissions. Therefore, if you email them saying it's OK to print, they treat that as a normal "spam" submission.


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# How do you know?
Are you assuming that? All it takes is the correct wording to ensure that's not the case.
They are soliciting work via the GAZ, they can't deny otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# yes
by Madness
some years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# TONIGHT WE DARN IN HELL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# even sock looks sexy with a beard
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# i have a beard!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# ergo you are sexeh
possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# oooooh!!!
aw what a little sweety you are!!!

now gaz me a picture of your face hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# =(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# It only counts...
...if it's on your face!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# it's worth two in the bush though
as the saying goes
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# damn....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Darn in Hell
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# DIVE !
Love this, do you they well ever have a Madness Ft Blessed single
(Philip_newzealand, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# dagnabbit
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] The truth will out


To be honest, I think the source pic might be funnier on its own.
(Adrian Monk, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
#
www.1pstart.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/qbert.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# ah
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I used to love that game
(pdjpdj, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
and haha to the source pic, I guarantee he wears that for some kind of unique sex act
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# you just know tho
if one guy makes this outfit, someone else will too

and lo, it's no longer a unique sex act, there's probably clubs where people stack cube shaped boxes into pyramids and jump on top of eachother
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I have this theory
that if you think up some random sex act - say 'Robot Sex' - and then search for it on the blagoblag/intertubes it will come into existance due to your search.

it's like quantum chromodynamics or some shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# My theory is that it will already exist
because people are fucked up weirdos.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# this is an alternative. lets test this with science. or...
go back to chapter 10. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# *Takes off robot suit*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# *is put off stroke*
dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *slips into battery powered mecha-pance*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# oh dear god.
my mind is forming a picture of the scene, oh god, please no...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *jumps onto Thor from cube above*
BANZAI!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
*points at Thor*

look who's shit himself again!!

this is the sexy Q-bert room

scat 101 is next door
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hehehehe bless him
he's left skid marks on his qbert suit!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Mel Gibson's
Jewbert eh? I'd play it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I don't remember
Qbert having a prolapsed rectum for a nose!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Gibson pulls no punches.
(Adrian Monk, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# PINK SOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I am so glad that b3ta has taught me that term. It has enriched my life no end.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# it hasn't taught
me that term - what does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# N very SFW
www.thepinksock.com/the-pink-sock.php
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# I'm not going to click

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# go on!
click! gwan! gwan!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# not till I get home I won't

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# jolly good
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I've clicked...
obviously needed more lube
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# It's only text and drawings
of an unsavoury nature, I grant you, but no actual nekkids or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# "blocked for containing adult content"
just tell us hon
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# It's a 3 panel cartoon
The captions are as follows:

Frame 1
First, trick your girlfriend into having anal sex (shouldn't be too hard).

Frame 2
At the moment of climax, donkey-punch your woman in the back of the head and withdraw your penis quickly.

Frame 3
The resulting inverted colon is known as a "pink sock."
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
and
ew
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# but why does hitting her on the head
make her arse drop out?

I'm not suggesting you're an expert here...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Please, can we talk about something else now?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# hows the weather?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# shit
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# m'kay.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
I hadn't seen that site before
Beautifully realised
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# What an informative website.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
that's, well, not very sexy at all...

:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# and that fact, makes it reeeeeeally sexy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# like bukkakke?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# indeed
except no, thats not sexy at all.
I always felt that people who get off on that probably get equally aroused by images of people being punch in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# i didn't know
but now i do

*laughs heartily*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# i am so metric
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# my friends are metric?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# you are so metric
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Are Friends Metric?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# only mine's broke down and I've got no-one to love.

(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# hahahaah
oh dear I'm old.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# get your
nostalgia on you old fuck! ;)
www.80smusiclyrics.com/games.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Dammit!
I want Wonder Boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# no need to get testy.
c64s.com/game/1546/wonderboy/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Woo!
*emails home*

I had a bit of a search about a week ago but didn't find that. Ta muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Bookmark the site
it has a shitload of old C64 stuff. As an old C64 owner it brings a tear to my eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I was a Spectrum man myself
Was close though. For some unknown reason my parents bought a Vic 20 first. Fortunately it broke after about a week so they took it back and got it replaced with a Speccy.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# blame it on the pink sock part of this thread
but i read that as speculum.....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I'm afraid I was a whore
and had them all. from vic 20 through all the spectrum to and Amiga A4000 060. I still have most of them somewhere. An odd legacy for my boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# at least you didn't have
an acorn electron, i.e. the poor man's BBC micro! Having the cut down version of the school computer isn't the coolest.
(TheFlyingGerbil I have an alibi for, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Did anyone else love the game Nemesis
on the C64 I could play for bloody hours!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# sadly I don't
remember playing that one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTRh9aH5tgs
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# GHAHHAHA!!!
duck hunt is almost impossible!

*fires wildly*

*misses*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I know it's not quite as old
but I just made it into work after staying up til 4 playing Police Quest last night. This SCUMM engine thingy is going to fuck my life.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I lost a few years to the originals in the
80's and early 90's a few more to scumm in the early 22C. I know what you mean. Simon the Sorcerer FTW.

Edit: it's funny how times change. I'm an old geezer and stayed up until 5:30am grinding away at WOW burning crusade.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# hehe
I also got DOTT yesterday and had a brief go of that before deciding I'd rather dedicate saturday to it :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# bet the snake is english
@!#?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# heh.
"Coping with tourette's" by Q-Bert
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] For a start
have an old pearoast for the compo (Jun '05 fact fans!)


(Mantrid, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# ha ha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# briiiiiiiiiiiiiiilant!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# brillant?
are you simple?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# not as you simple as
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# pffft
*chucks on shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# oh man!!
not my suede jacket!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# not upchucks
just chucks, you know? like a gentle punch.
it's what buddies d.....hold on
suede jacket?

what decade do you think this is?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# MY bloody decade!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
roll up your sleeves and fetch your espadrils
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# give me some credit!
converse trainers ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# squeezy cheesy peas
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# hehe
*is reminded of Black Books*

so that's what it's for!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# do you know what this is for??
*shows*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# *examines closely from all angles*
can you eat it?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# i dunno
help yourself....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# mmmmf! gmmmmmmnnmnnnnnnnmnmnmfff!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# haha
i love fran
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# *whistles quietly to self in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# She's all of the lovely
I just don't like that name ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# nicked from flickr.com


probably from lolcats too

edit: nonsensicalities are the order of the day :) also, thank a Tribe called Quest
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I left my wallet in El Segundo,
Left my wallet in El Segundo,
Left my wallet in El Segundo,
I gotta get,
I got~got ta get it
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# It means nothing to me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# OOOOOHHHHHHHH VIENNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# strokes pointless moustache
and pulls up raincoat collar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *fiddles with laquered hair so he can see his casio keyboard*

(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# *makes plans to kill bob geldof*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# aaaaaaah vienna...


EDIT: Mindpissage!
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# BUUUUURNT SIENNNNAAAAAA
I wish I hadn't deleted that
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# woo A Tribe called Quest :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# what we're hearing here is the sound of an invasion
a musical invasion by one of americas hotest recording acts

A TRIIIIIBE CALLED QUEST

a group so unique no two members dress alike
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# *kicks it*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# YES YOU CAN!


well i'm gone
go~on then!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# MNNNNNNNGH
nnnnnghmmmmmnnnnnnhhrrrrrr

ICE CREAMMMMMMM

Now try to bite your shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# you'll have to wear a jumper over your dungarees
i did a blog yesterday too

took four flushes to ged rid of it!

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# have you read it yet?
/impatient blog
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I have.
Harry fucking potter? you should be shot, I don't care if you've got kids. You shouldn't expose them to that kind of mindless drivel.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# erm...
we didn't take the kids
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# You's gone down in my estimations, boy
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# down? fucking hell!
what can i say, the mrs loves harry potter.

i'm going to see the simpsons tonight.
does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Only a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# fine
*pulls pigtails and runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Or,
try to lick one ear and bite the other.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# :)
I'll store that one.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# What is better then toap?
Unreadable toap!
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# with enough of that
we'd be in UTOPIA

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# soooooooo
you're posting someone elses picture, leeched from a flickr account, that is way too big and means nothing to people who don't speak Spanish (at a guess)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Yep
Looks like a fast track application for a long, sustained bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# That's just wishful thinking

*runs to be first*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# wll i hope he
comments on other pics omg!
(CHOPCHOP, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# it would be the friendly thing to do ;p
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# well I wouldn't go that far...
but you may have a point ;)

and to make it worse, it's a lolcats!
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# You really *are* him aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# damn, rumbled!
*runs*
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Try reading the FAQ
post your own stuff and don't leech.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I know the rules
and I broke 'em anyway

mainly due to the randomness of it all, that and we dont get a lot of spanish stuff on here
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# you should try www.B3ta.sp
there's loads there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# silly Happytoast
.sp is not spain

This is what you seek: http://www.b3ta.es

edit: I am such a mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Ah.
Then you're obviously a wanker or a regular pissing about.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# both :D
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# O_o
What kind of fuckery is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# only the best for you Dixey baby
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Outlandish fuckery
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# This, my friend, is spanish fuckery
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# you really do live up to your user anme
now please sort this out as it is taking too long to load because it's massive fo a static image, you leeched the image and also it's not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# you should really change yours to
Thor Sausage fingers Sonofodin
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# you big penos
edit: right, you made it smaller, but it's still nicked, cockbadger
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# does it make it any better
that I've got a paid for flickr account?

no? thought not!
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
#
www.macrocats.com/comments.php?id=P349_0_1_270

www.macrocats.com/comments.php?id=P346_0_1_270
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Don't tell me it's Tuesday?!?!
Am I mad, in a coma or back in time?

*cue exciting music*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# shut it
you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# ALL THREE!!!!
*cue heavy drum beat, flashing lights and images of a man silently screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# you pull a piece on me
i'll take it off you

stick it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes

click
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# yeah?
don't talk to me about rugs, pal :D
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Really tied the room together, did it not?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH NAAM, MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I'm just sitting here
enjoying my coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# I still think one of his best films is Dirty Deeds.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# remember a guy called
julius scaramanga. he was the _man_ on Knightmare!

if you get this all the time, please ignore
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] First compo entry - be kind
Quick and dirty

(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Quick!
chuck the awful TV series in and seal it forever!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# oooh shiny
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Haha
You wanna bark forever?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Starship Pooper Scoopers?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Stargate Walkies.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] moop
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# That Jimmy Carr...
...he's always a sticky-out foreheaded tosser
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# aha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ^^^THIS^^^
NOW!!! very hard and followed by any other heavy monuments we can find spare....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

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