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# zebra
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# haha
cool

:D

edit: and you naughty person that deleted a thread!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Woo
I can almost see his glass cock as well!:D

EDIT:

(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Nightie nightie
(Pyjamas pyjamas)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Eeew
couldn't wear clothes in bed! They stay still while you turn. I just have to get to bed now, it's 8 foot high!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Me neither
Too hot at the moment anyway
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Ah
Mr trellis had curry this evening?:P
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)
# How would I know?
He's not getting in till half one
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Right
*boing*

Time for bed.

I shall be lying there thinking of me:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Night!
And did you get that quite right?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)
# ^this
g'night.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)
# night night
sweet isketchdreams

:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Strangly last night I dreamt
Of a Jasper Carrot horror movie.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)
# I want details
And then I want to see Happy Toast animate it
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Oh that was it
It was A happytoast horror movie and Jasper Carrot animated it:P
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)
# *hides behind the sofa*
Make it go away!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
# the pony scene was really bad
:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Wow!
That's just.... WOW!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Must be good
No one's commented on the size:P
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)
# 20kb in the post Ghosty
;)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)
# I'd've prefered you saying
20k in the post:d
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Hehe
It looked like a tough shop to optimize, b3ta just has guidelines after all.

The tattyshop attempt is there, in all it's glory.

What's 20kb to worry about? It's not yet another crap magenta cock pissing us off is it? ;D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Meh, I've seen worse
It didn't take too long to load the page, so I didn't think to check.

Shall I go and get my jackboots on now?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Just goes to show...
that if there's enough quality the quantity doesn't necessarily matter.

And that we're all fickle magpie bastards.

Also: YOU OWE ME 20kb, YOU CUNT, etc...
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# I think there's a big difference
Between one person posting one really decent quality pic that's 20k over the limit, and one person posting shitpic after shitpic after shitpic at 90k a time.

/high horse blog
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)
# And this one
is utterly lovely. Bravo!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Which is why I was being fluffy
*applauds shiny zebra*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# I agree with all of the sentiments what have done gone been expressed
/low invisible zebra blog
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Very nice indeed!
Woo Sir
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)
# That's gorgeous
88

Ed: I would love to see that move.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Why must you make this board
Into a house of hate? Take your childish ciphers somewhere else, leaving only lovely fluffy things here.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:01, archived)
# photoshopped pics only please
:)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)
# This is fucking great.
But then you probably know this already.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
# ooo spooky
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)
# This, I like
I like this.
Like this, I.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
# nicely done!
must have taken a while
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# THIS IS MY SHOW!!!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)
# WHY
is there not poo coming out of his bottom?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)
# B3ta is reeling
in how David and a chicken can be used for comic effect
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] (sort of) afterlife dead celebrity pea for compo kind of


meh.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)
# :*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)
#
That's the last time I apply to go on that game show.

It's not the same since Carole Lovely stopped being on it anyway
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Brilliance :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)
# YAY!
Prostate cancer!

Best of all the cancers!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Who is Merv Griffin?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:41, archived)
# I think everything is pretty much in the news article... ;)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:43, archived)
# (I was making a pop culture reference to Jepardy)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Remember Kids, Preserve the Purity of your Fluids
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)
# "You can't fight in here, this is the War-Room!"
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
# well coloured
(was george c. scott really ginger?)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Dunno.
But Kubrick was a God.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)
# dunno either
i was sampling colours from a picture of rob, just for the fun of it
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)
# You should do a triptych of the characters played by Sellers.
:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)
# yes
yes you should.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:43, archived)
# i might just do that
although i'm tempted to wiggify good ol' president Merkin Muffley

thanks for the suggestion
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)
# I've watched that film waaaay too many times.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)
# [Stirling Job...
...with the love I have for this film adding a bias to my opinion, please have a: w/y/h/p!]
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Nice colouring in job
You didn't go out the lines once!!

Woo!

(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# "I say Brabinger..."
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Ha!
Good one.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)
# hehehehehehehehehe!
excellent!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)
# I broke my mountain bike in Bourne forest.
FACT!

A tree jumped in front of me and everything. Tits.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
# trees have a habit of doing that
and they're very solid
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Is it wrong for that woman to give me the horn?
She always has done
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)
# She's NO Honor Blackman.
And no mistake.

Edit: HORN.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)
# very very wrong
carry on!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Heheheheheheh :)
Ace..!
*likes*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)
# arf!!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Remember when...
Jerry and Margo got pissed with Tom and Barbara?

The wife swap episode in which Keith was at her most sexy.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)
# bindun
by me, ageeees ago
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)
# fantastic
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Who let the dogs out...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# RPS?
Is it Sunday already?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
# it's ALWAYS sunday
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)
# thank fuck
I thought I'd sobered up again.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)
# I'm just getting unsobered.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Of all the plans of action
^This is the best one
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)
# I like that.
Is that the same girl used three times?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)
# No it's a third of a girl used nine times
No. It's just 3 people, actually.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)
# One of them is walking straight into a furious shag on the right
I fear survival looks slim
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Stuff like that makes me sick.
Cunts.

I know, they're clearly mental with it.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Remember the baby Meerkat pictures I posted on Thursday?
www.b3ta.com/board/7516337


here was a slightly more unfluffy edge I held back from my early morning photo shoot before posting it here. They had been born in the night apparently, and I was about the second or third person to see them. Infanticide is not unusual among animals in social groups, especially if young are born dead or die shortly after birth, so this is not unusual. I just wanted to talk to a few keepers first, as with the Curator of Mammals at the zoo, before posting this.

The surviving babies were doing fine when I last had a peek at them at lunchtime, though mama was generally hiding them behind the rocks under their heat-lamp.

There's more pictures, of the babies and the devoured, here

I assumed you guys might be interested. :)





(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
# i hope they fucked it before they ate it
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# i'd taken that as a given
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Great.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Well, you know what assume does.....
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhh
it makes me a little sad, but then it's nature at work and who am i to interfere.

good to hear that ther are other still doing fine.

keep us posted on their development.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
# I will Thor!
:)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)
# splendid stuff
i was going to go for a job at bristol zoo, but unfortunaly they weren't paying enough for me to be able to make the move.

i would have loved it.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Give us a shout if you're ever in London Matey
London Zoo can become amazingly more affordable with my ID badge at the entrance gate :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Meerkats are little sods


The milkman hasn't been able to deliver here for weeks.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# harrrr!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
#
that one's got a verreh cheeky grin
makes me want to draw it.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Surely if the babies are born dead
it's not infanticide?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)
# You have a valid point
Me typing to fast may have skirted a few harsh truths about our close relations..
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)
# oh yeah, meerkats!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Flower fluffiness! Yay
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)
# How could they do that for the love of god..
.. needs much more gravy mmmmmmmmmmm
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] quickie compo then I'm off out =D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Well.
He IS ginger.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# We dwell in limbo
unable to live or die
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Happy ten o'clock!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# the man in the back is shouting 'ARSE!'
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:03, archived)
# hmm
Check the biggar:

here
haha, looks like it!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# 100%
arse-age going on
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Chewing Guy on the right is the best bit :D
Woo!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)
# TJ
Where is teh Reckless Rick these days eh?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)
# he's behind you
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# **Bum against wall**
/bloody homos
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# having a break from the net
enjoying real life
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# I have such envy
Edit: What is this REAL LIFE of which you speak?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# so do i
i might have to drag him out with me next weekend and re-infect him with lunacy
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Please do so
And tell him to get the fuck back on B3TA.
Or else.*


*this threat may not be reinforced.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# I'll enforce it
he's even escaping me these days, and I love him. In the FACE.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)
# faster!!
faster!!!!

sorry, but I was compelled to do this :)

(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# [ha ha]
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)
# it's like he's trying to hold back a vomit
:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)
# the chap in the middle looks like someone i know.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)
# His hair is falling off
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Dude at the end is quite clearly exclaiming the word
CUNT
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Copyright Infringement =P
Pretty bored today and loved JollyJacks tank pic... So i copied it =D
Copied it off the screen so it's not exactley true then rendered it with Pantones.
No scanner so it's a sh*tty leveled photo:

© Jolly Jack 2007

Hope it does him justice
Click for BIGG
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# erm
that's rather good
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Thank
you
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# YOu know he nicked that off someone as well?:P
Not to detract from the wooness!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)
# /board needs an RSS button.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Top colouring-in-ness!
I don't think JJ would mind.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I hope so!
the line work isn't as good as his and i didn't do it 'cause i think i could do it better... Just had nothing better to do =D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# It's pretty excellent, he'd probably like it.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# I don't see any problem here
Quality work!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# the flag is upside down
(tis rather good)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# I was hoping no-one would notice...
... ta da? ...



(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# 1. Everybody has coloured a JJ
2. Everybody has that on a t-shirt
3. Woo!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)
#
WOO =D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)
# YAY!!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:08, archived)
#

Credit to halfcut for this masterpiece
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)
# I thought
of doing this image when he comment my flag was upside down! lol

Love it
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Your Tank's
Bigger than mine =(
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Pfft! Perspective? maybe
*opens tattyshop*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
# You heard!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
# HAHA!!
But I've not had enough!
but he is bigger than my tank...
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Ok, I'm off to play vice city stories, g'nite b3ta
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Night night
pretty pink vector :D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# night night
before I go, did you see this?
www.b3ta.com/board/7520340

edit: how rude of me, i forgot to say, thank you =D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# No I didn't
It's very lovely :D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:42, archived)
# thank you
goodnight now

goodnight all
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# *takes up position in front of picture*
*unzips*

great work there
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Less is more
Rather woo
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# brown and pink
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# i'll take the pink
you take the brown
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# i'll see you in the middle
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# oo you did the elephant and walrus thing
i liked that
edit: i just watched the others, they're wonderful, are there plans for more?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# i'll do more as i get ideas for them
i don't expect to do any for a while, but they're not permanently shelved.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Gorgeous!



(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# :D
Very minimalist!!

You must start a vectorporn site

and quick .... too late

:P
[edit] nite!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
there's a few others in my profile.

look at mictoboy's site for some right dirty pictures ;)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# *does just that*
Hehehe

[edit] He does have a way with the ladies eh?

Them suicide girls make for some excellent work fodder.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Elvis is rather super
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Why thankyou
I was going for speed on that one.
It came out rather well considering I was at work.
But my colour settings are obviously way off at work, I may have to rejiggle a few areas.

:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# they're ART
:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Very very tasty art
Nice gallery

:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Father Jack is not happy to find himself in an AA meeting.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# and after the heart searching
begins the drunken orgy!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:26, archived)
# all the ones i ever went to were either horrific
or very very funny, people waking up in stationary cupboards cock in hand at 11am
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# their own cock
and not the cock of an angry farmer :)

I hope anyway :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# PFFFT!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# 'ning all
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# um, why am i looking at your TOAP?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Trust on a Picture?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# You are criticising
AICMFP
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# oh, it's your FP is it?
Does it have your name on it? HMMMM?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Yes
I am the queen
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
#
the a
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)
# I thought the exact same thing
But was too lazy to do it.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Twat on a Page?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# PRobably best to go back to bed.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# I want my 25,468 Bytes back
'ning
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# fuck off, they're not yours
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# What about a sucky sweet instead?
I have a murrey mint.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# oooh yes please if you're done with it
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Yup
Left on the dashboard, just like dad used to make:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# why?
the?
long?
face?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# probably someone said something to him about hotdogs
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# a man's hotdog is his own affair
unless he choses to stick it in every open fingerbun he can get hold of

then it's someone elses affair also
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# well, you were the one who suddenly brought hot dogs into the conversation earlier
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# there was nothing sudden about it
it was cold, calculating EVIL

and soon, my plans for world domination will be revealed
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# dominating the world through the medium of hotdogs?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# but one
of many inneffective strategies!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# ok
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Kill it with hammers!
'ning
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Why not?
I lent him a fiver yesterday. *worries*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# dinnae fret, lass
if 'e doesn't give it back, we'll 'ave 'im
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# hot dog tiem!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# You'l never get that back
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# there are a few people upstairs thinking that about their 25,468 bytes
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# *strides downstairs*
ANY OF YOU KIDS SEEN MY FUCKING 25,468 BYTES?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)
# They might be in my secret hiding place
*rummages*

Nope, not there
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:13, archived)
# *gets video camera out*
do that rummaging thing again...
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
# *opens up a shop*
"GEEEEEEEEEEERT YER BYTES!! YER LOVERLY BYTES!!! ONLY 25,468 REMAINING!! BYTE ONE! GET ONE FREE! FOUR TO THE NIBBLE! GEEEEEEEEEEEERT YER BYTES!"
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# What, this?
*rummages*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# *films*
*profits*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# i trust nobody
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)
# TOAP = not shopped
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I don't know who that is.
I feel left out and alone.

Edit: wtf, no-one talks to me any more :(
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# hooray!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# I don't know who it is either
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# *hugs*
I don't know him either, if that helps?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# yes :)
*hugs*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)
# I'M JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE


What happens when i stay up late singing Rock Horror Picture Show tunes...
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# hahaha
now do riff raff


being able to edit is awesome!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Riff Raff?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Riff Raff!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Man's a genius
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# The darkness must go
down the river
of night's dreaming
Flow morphia slow,
let the sun and light come streaming,
into my life
into my life


i love that song
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# *throws rotten cabbages and boos off stage*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# PHILISTINE!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Burping Dinghy!
rift raft
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Bizarre Skin Condition!
RIS Rash
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Torn Talky Singing
Rip Rap
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Shelves For Holding Mini Savoury Snacks!
Ritz Rack
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Bum Licking Rodent
Rim Rat
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# riff raff
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Richard O'Brian
himself!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# And people wonder why I'm scared of Tim Curry....
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha
why, you sure got a purty mouth

(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Haha
D:
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Pfft
Haha.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# haha!
great stuff.
that chick (not frankenfurter) used to give me confusing willy feelings when i was a young 'un,
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# And on weekends
They call you Mandy!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# cor!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Men don't dress that way
because being different is wrong!

edit: woo!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# W00t!
Made the newsletter; here's an update on the unfinished tribute...

(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Is that on your cock?
/not seen the newsletter yet blog
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# jesus
fucking
christ
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# ^this
Although it IS kinda awesome, in a wierd way.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# you're a sick man
I like you :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# nice tempory tattoo

have a WOO!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Temporary
my arse. I can assure you it is perfectly real. Why do things by half measure?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# why? why? i'll tell you why...

actually i would but i can't be arsed.

having read the newsletter and seen the freshly inked version i whink it's a nice tattoo, there seems to be some gracks in the grey background, from the scabbing i expect, odd subject matter, but a well inked piece.

do you have any in progress pictures?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)
# scabbed over tattoos
do not make for a good photo.

If you're insistent then I can take a picture on my phone with a sign saying 'Told you so'. With a copy of today's Daily Mirror. And a Darth Vader pen. In five minutes.

:P
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# don't get me wrong, having seen the newsletter link
i am 100% sure it's a real one, i was just interested in seeing any 'in progress' pictures you had from a morbid curiosity factor.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Nope
just those two.. It's not finished yet and a month between each picture. The grey didn't take too well and I scratched at it like an idiot.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# i knocked the scab on a big area of black on one of mine
it now looks like fine fine pale lightning, well thats what i say it looks like.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Temporary tattoo wouldn't even be a half measure
probably something in the order of 2/100 measure
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:13, archived)
# is that real
or has the picture been doctored?!?!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# *spang*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# He also worked
in a kebab shop down a mine then, when he wasn't administering lethal drug doses.

You learn something every day.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# cor!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Nipples!
And nice picture, also.


'ning mink!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# 'ning PD
how goes it?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# I'm good
yourself?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# magic thanks
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# nice
splufs
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Nips!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# i had a look at the screen shots
nice work
=D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Cor!
nipple-tastic.

WOO!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Japanese People!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# 'ello handsome
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# :D
You just, quite literally, made my day.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# did i?
why?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# By being nice to me
Had a shitty day

edit: awww! You're all so lovely. Sorry about the erection though.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# *holds*
sh sh, there there it's ok

Edit: if i knew you were sorry i wouldn't have started stroking it!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Aw, poor DB!
*huggles*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# *gives biscuits*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# corking nips!
Woo!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# blind cobblers thumbs
woo
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Wow!!!
That is all
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# hello sexy mctrelly
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Allo Mink
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# *SMOOSH*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Wahey!
*smooshes*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Ooo Ooo Ooo
I have summit for you!!!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# is it chlamydia?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# No I'm not much into climbing plants.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Ooo Ooo Ooo the funky gibbon!
What?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Said I'd find it for you!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# *giggles like a loon*
Excellent!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Mooh mooh!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Bless his little plasticine socks
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Well now you can tea bag him:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# O_O
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)
# maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# girlynips!
best of all.. etc ..etc
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Lovely stuff
And your gallery's rather flipping excellent too
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Swine, isn't he?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# i know you love me really
edit: in fact i believe you officially love me
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Well, yes
But don't tell anyone x
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# i wouldn't dare
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Ninja ;-)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# He is!!
He did it while i blinked just now
:P

Here's my Elvis from earlier

b3ta.com/board/7521163
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# I saw when I got back from my driving lesson!
Nice work :-)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:56, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# thank you very much
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# No probs
:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# nice, but if could be a bit smoother
her throat and chin are distractingly pointy, and her hand looks like it's made of paper streamers.

Devil's in the details!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# it's not supposed to be smooth.
it's all straight lines
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# strange,
other bits look smooth
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# *points and winks*
that's the skill part
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Maybe her hand IS made of paper streamers!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Furi Kitten thinks
Woo!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Teats!
Wonderfully done!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# *ladyfwap*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# *gasp*
A naughty lady! :O

Nice pic :D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# *gasp*
another naughty lady!

thanks
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Cor and Phwoar!
That's ace!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:56, archived)
# brilliant stuff
that's awesomeness
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Thanks Dai
you been busy at work this week?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Woo, yay and naked vector hoopla!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# DrZaarlon Approves Of This Picture.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Romans!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)
# THere's no A, D or S in roman numerals:P
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Are those glyphs numerals?
:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Actually
D is 500.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Yes you're quite right.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Do I get a biscuit for it?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Yes you get LXIIV of them!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Nice.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# No
Rich Tea
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Worst pedant evar
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# You love me really
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Numerals are not alphabeticals, silly
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# I nevah sed I cad doo teh wod thigs!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)
# that's what I said damn it!
is it because I was in refrain from such a polysllabic lexical representation as yourself?

innit
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Ah but you're all teh clevr
and said glyphs


and innit
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# though my repertoire is determinate, I do, with occasion denote the expression of innit

innit
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# innit's good innit
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# yeah man
like innit
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# haha
I can hear you saying that actually, you big northern puff ;P

woo
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Me?...Puff?
The only puffer I suck on is my inhaler!
*wheezes*

How goes it Mr bawls?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# hehe
Grand thank you :) Hope you're much the same :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Aye,
Got a sore back from digging in the garden though!


(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Oh I'd love to dig a garden - not had a garden for 14 years :(
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# You can come and dig mine!*
I had enough of it already! (One afternoon!)


*Not a euphomism :P
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# That did cross my mind as I was typing it :P
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)
#

(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
top use of the zimmer frame
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# :)
i toyed with adding a handbag, but went for realism.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:28, archived)
# I really want to see the handbag now :D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:28, archived)
# *shows handbag*

oh, you are awful, but i like you.

*shoves*

*minces off*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# 'ello fell*
oh, he's gone
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:35, archived)
# time to wheel out vicky again, i see
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# yup
it tastes like crisps
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# I bet her being a miserable sod
is why the empire collapsed

just a thought :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha
this is stunning
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# cheers!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Sorry TJ but
HAHAHAHAHA

I just saw an ad for an Elvis magazine offering 'Authentic replica memorabilia'
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)
# haha!
'genuine fake shite'
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# I heard an advert on TV earlier with the same words.
(And yes, I mean heard not saw. I wasn't looking at the screen, but heard it all the same.)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# I was wondering what all those people holding a "candle light vigil" were waiting for?
Surely if his rotted corpse rose from the grave they'd all shit themselves?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)
# yay!
yay for twisting words to take advantage of the FUCKING STUPID

:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Yup
That's what claims direct is for:P
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# and yay for pushing up
and not calling loans loans!

:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Brilly fab!
Is it horse night?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)
# ta!
i was inspired by
www.b3ta.com/board/7521360
friday night is horse night!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# honk!
this i like
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# have a thing i'm working on...
as i dash out the door.

tiz based off of a drunken conversation where it was
decided that if i were a superhero i would throw things like gambit...
only i would use comics...since i have SO MANY of them.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
# I've never got Gambit
and now I see he's a badguy, bit rubbish as superchaps go really. ;P

Oooh, your use of Sandman reminds me, anyone want to buy a complete set of the comics? original edition ones? I think I've got a signed copy or two in there. Last I saw they were worth a few hundred.... come on people I've got to move house soon and funds are short!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)
# I was more of a Longshot personage.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Are those comics not a treasured possession of yours?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Not especially
They're good, but what do you do with them once you've read them?!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)
# HOARD
HOARD AND KEEP AND COLLECT AND TREASURE.

I wouldn't know much about comics, really. I don't read them. Maybe a scanlated manga or two, but they don't really have any tangible form to collect and store in a nerdy fashion :P
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# I've got original comics of Yukito Kishiro's Battle Angel Alita somewhere
they'll be worth a few bob once James Cameron makes his film too.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# I don't get what makes them so valuable.
Or, rather, what the person who pays so much for them actually does with them. Does he just keep them and go "Yes indeed. I have comics", or does he try to sell them on for even more money a little later?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
# ^this^
I buy comics generally because I like the artwork (never been much a of a whole series fan - except Sandman and a few other limited runs). Never understood anyone buying things to sell later. Just enjoy what you've got.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:31, archived)
# when DC did the whole Death of Superman storyline, speculators and investors got into comics
that died down again about 5 years later, and now it tends to be just rarity that makes them valuable. first appearances of characters who later become pivotal end up quite sought-after, but other than that there isn't much to it.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:32, archived)
# read them again!
a good comic is one you can read again and again and it never gets old, i have found such a treasure reading the reissued collections of transmetropolitan, absolute gold!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# I prefer to re-read the graphic novels
doesn't matter so much if you spill your tea all over them :D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha this
although i don't have the space to buy the comics and the collections (below comment excluded)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)
# problem with graphic novels
is that you lend them to people and never get them back, hence my full collection of first edition preacher, minus the first one :(
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# my brother lent his entire collection of transformers UK comics to his best mate
shortly afterwards they fell out, he never got them back. gutted.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:35, archived)
# i've got a mate who's always got something of mine
right now he's got my copy of transmet: year of the bastard and sin city on DVD, i try very hard not to fall out with him
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# gah!
I know the type of "friend" you mean.
He's the same fella that wants to split the bill when you've had a soup and he had the three course meal.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# ^this^
i only ever buy collected volumes now, and i'd buy toastys but i need to sell mine first and that's going to fund a trip to japan for me next year.

*prepared to part with original 1953 copy of Detective Comics 215*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# some of them are so good you even buy them again and again
/absolute editions of Kingdom Come and Crisis blog
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Want to buy?
Yes. Definitely want to buy. can afford to buy? Not so much. Unless you'll accept woos and yays. I have plenty of those.

In fact, foof deserves a woo for her lully picture. Woo!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
# hehe. awesome!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Woo to superpowers!
And to your drawing.



How's the felt bunny skeleton going?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)
# thats ace that is!
great action shot
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)
# this is ace


(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)
# i see V for vendetta
but where is watchmen? know you nothing of alan moore!?

woo btw *clicks*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# wait for the film to come out then everyone will pretend they loved it from the beginning,
Despite the film no doubt being a shallow and cowardly re-telling with a shit new ending like V for Vendetta ;)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# i missed out with v for vendetta
i tried reading it after the film came out, and just couldn't get into it. i'm trying to cram the classics of the more cult comics (read preacher, working my way through transmetropolitan) so i'm ready to bitch about the adaptations :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)
# there are bits of the film I like
but they utterly fucked the point of it.
Evie went through hell to lose her fears and become the new V, but the film ignores that and just has everyone as V, making Natalie Portman's character utterly redundant.

Fucking rubbish.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)
# in all fairness
half of these comics would work better as short HBO series, like they're doing with preacher, i'll watch that when it comes out, but i'm still sceptical
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)
# i'll read V for Vendetta when they do an Absolute Edition.
the print quality on the trade paperbacks is awful, it's in sore need of Re-Mastering.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# i have hopes they will do a good job on watchmen
there seems to be a fairly ok cast of relative unknows who suit the characters and zack snyder has said they he doesn't want o cut corners with the film.

no doubt mr moore will not approve as always, and fairplay to him, if he wants to disassociate himself with it that his deal.

i don't think that the movie will ever live up to the book, but i'm fingers crossed that it will be a credible version.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# But you couldn't throw coz you're a girl!
*dives for cover*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
#
*doesn't bother diving cos she's a girl....
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# No that's
Driving:P
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# ah, but you don't have as many as meeeeeeeee!
probably.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:28, archived)
# i do hope that have acid free boards and are in mylar sleeves.

/Excomicshopworkerandcollectorblog
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:33, archived)
# For a minute I wondered where Fred Dinage came into the scenario
woo, bloody lovely as ever, foof
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:33, archived)
# yay!
:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# V for Vendetta
is one of the best Graphic books i have ever read.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Yay!
Super-Foof!!!!!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:24, archived)

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