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...you will obey me...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:32, archived)

obey my arse

*drinks*

(woo btw)

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:36, archived)

...this was the last fellow who refused to obey...

...he drank piss and died...(should've had a Guinness!)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:40, archived)

twas Blue Moon

belgian wheat ale

EDIT:

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:47, archived)

ohh...

...that sounds pretty good actually!....:)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:53, archived)

CAT PISS! KEEPS YOUR EYES BRIGHT AND YOUR COAT SHINY SHINY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:55, archived)

AHhaah, Martin Short

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:07, archived)

LOL BEER.

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d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:44, archived)

Don't spill it . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:04, archived)

that's nice...

...(keeper!)...:D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 4:55, archived)

Roulette Quilt

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:27, archived)

Do I feel lucky? Well do I?

..just happened upon this in google:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UCU05k7kMc

It's so cringingly inept, why the fuck would anybody upload this?
It makes me want to laugh, cry and shit all at the same time.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:34, archived)

lol.

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d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:38, archived)

I'm just disturbed how quickly time passes.

Just looking through the first two pages in google on the seven-nation riff (since I have a strong feeling it pre-dates the White Stripes, whether Jack came to it independently or not)..
all these posts about what a classic riff it is and how it's the first thing people learnt on guitar!

Sure, "Smoke on the Water" was one of the first things I learnt.. but so was "Black Night". Hey, I liked Deep Purple when I was ten.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:54, archived)

One a the first things

I learnt was Rumble . . . by Link Wray !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:13, archived)

HELL YES.

Did you run straight out and get a tremolo pedal?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:18, archived)

And

a Boss Tone fuzz box a phase shifter an echo plex a Mutron II synth
a flanger a chorus pedal and a Cry Baby Waaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !
A '61 Strat and a '65 SG special . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)

Buuuuuuuuuick ! ! ! Made me fill and empty my puuuke bucket . . . he gets the Llamahead salute`

To the gate ! ! !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:47, archived)

Now that I would like to listen to!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:50, archived)

goodnight all

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:58, archived)

I was about to go to bed

but I'm a wee bit too scared now!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:01, archived)

'night!

I AM GOING OUT TO GET SOME FRIDE CHICKEN.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:18, archived)

That's very poignant

I love his seams :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:21, archived)

i just made a version with a fabric texture stuffing showing through

but i closed photoshop by mistake :(

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:26, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:22, archived)

Awesome.

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Shada, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:22, archived)

issues...

...he has issues...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:41, archived)

I LIKE THIS

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:49, archived)

*cough*

the b3ta motel is re-open for business! :)

GAZ me any motel images you make and I'll add them!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:31, archived)

woooooooooo

oooooooooo!
EDIT *adds link to blog

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:35, archived)

hah

well hurray for teh blessed

(despite the lack of directly-linked pic)

Edit:huzzah!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:36, archived)

And on that bombshell,

I'm off for the night :)

Goodnight all!

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:36, archived)

'night

little person :)

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:38, archived)

nite PW

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:41, archived)

Nicely done!

That will be great once it's up and running properly!

*bookmarks*

Thanks for that

Nite now all!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:37, archived)

yes

oh..it's something clever, i still like that image though

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:39, archived)

That does look like fun

Think I might well submit something...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:39, archived)

Ooh

I hope to join this.
It's looking great!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:41, archived)

i remember this from first time around!

will have to give it a go.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:49, archived)

oooh, hurrah!

Maybe I'll actually do one this time.
These things seemed to pass be by originally.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:58, archived)

who is this gaz of what you speaketh ?

/idiot blog

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OneOfSome, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:13, archived)

The private messaging system; links in everybody's profiles.

www.b3ta.com/gaz/write/11938

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:36, archived)

cheers

all this young person speak is sometimes confusing

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OneOfSome, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:23, archived)

Oh,

they're not young... ;)

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..wil, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 8:29, archived)

BEATTY ME!

Unshopped debauchery

Sorry for shitness, in general and for cameraphone quality

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:26, archived)

Quite a mouthful you've got there, sir!

/awaits inevitable CDC

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:28, archived)

here you go!

I couldn't get the Jaws theme tune out of my head!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:05, archived)

That's terrifying

like it's going to jump out any moment and terrorize my orifices

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:10, archived)

I thought that said 'Jews'

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:37, archived)

nice hat

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Mousing, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:28, archived)

It's a plastic bag from a hoagie sandwich shop

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:30, archived)

SELL TWENTY FUCKING DICK AND I WILL GIVE YOU AIDS

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:28, archived)

Where is the pinchy moustache and red napkin?

2/10
Must try harder.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:29, archived)

Here

here, and all that rot. :)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:37, archived)

Ahem

I couldn't be arsed, hence the commanding Subject Line, but since you insisted

Rescore?

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:43, archived)

bettar!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:43, archived)

Aah yes

I understand now.

8/10 because the napkin should be red ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:48, archived)

Hell yeah...

= proper.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:51, archived)

LOL BEER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:30, archived)

That looks

just like you !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:32, archived)

Debauchery?

Where is the live stock?
Where are the toothbrushes?
The prize winning gourds?
The ether?

2/15

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:34, archived)

Livestock's in the back

and I have no pants on and am sitting in pudding.
Gourds are sadly absent...

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:44, archived)

Vanilla

or Choccolate pud?

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:53, archived)

tapioca

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:54, archived)

3/5

needs more urethral insertion

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:58, archived)

Ah ha...

uptown pud.

Why, when I was a child, auto-complete.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:59, archived)

just in case there is a re-run of the b3ta motel...

www.b3ta.com/board/7570562

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:42, archived)

Best

satellite dish ever !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:45, archived)

Woo

Sorry

Someone had to

[edit] I really wanna see all of them tiled!
Nite B3ta .... if someone does it please gaz it too me!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:57, archived)

Everybody's heard about the bird.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:03, archived)

deh bird. bird . bird.

deh. bird is deh werd.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:09, archived)

I'm in your glasses

Pissing in your pisswater

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:15, archived)

ha ha!

a pint of flap jizz (and other fluids)

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:17, archived)

pissflaps

lol

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:18, archived)

And suddenly...

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:39, archived)

Hahahaa

Nice one!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:43, archived)

^ this

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:51, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:49, archived)

May I just add, that

pickledpizza, does the most realistic 3D renders that I've seen, on this forum. That 8 ball was soup-perb. :)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:22, archived)

OOooo

The 8 balls

*drools*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:23, archived)

they're vectors, not 3d renders

he uses lots of gradients and feathered edges and stuff, they look rather good.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:29, archived)

I am 10 minutes away from finishing!

*codes furiously*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:13, archived)

Excellent

I will wait for your wizardry

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:16, archived)

Thank god

this board's slower than a Heather Mills marathon

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:20, archived)

or a Linda Mcartney meat-eating competition.

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:23, archived)

10 minutes up

add to this...

_{That tiles beautifully!}

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:29, archived)

Woo

That does go lully

Tags look awful though

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:32, archived)

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:48, archived)

FIRE

etc!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:50, archived)

I got the poison!

I GOT THE POISON!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:00, archived)

What can I say...

every rose has its thorn.

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:12, archived)

Also Unshopped

company's (not very entertaining) website: www.goetzecandy.com
It's just too perfect...

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:51, archived)

bullseye!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:52, archived)

Good times.

glassco.cx/search?q=goetze&board=main&order=i

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:55, archived)

Meh

Sorry about the GCage, but I figured it'd be tossed around a bit more if people already knew. The majority of these are over two years old anyways.

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:03, archived)

in a similar vein

also unshopped, saw it in manchester the other day

(squirrelking has never seen anyone shit like that before, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:10, archived)

He's gently caressing his newly stretched sphincter

awwwwwwww

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:15, archived)

Fuck!

I just got that!

that can't be mere coincidence!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:24, archived)

that's what I thought

two hands, in roughly the right position, stretching a red ring? it's just too close.
there must be someone in a design agency somewhere absolutely pissing themselves.

(squirrelking has never seen anyone shit like that before, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:58, archived)

Wow. You wild man.

*Is in disbelief at the antics*

*Goes elsewhere*

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:29, archived)

Sorry my brain is on the fritz again

TODAY'S TALK IS ON GENTLEMEN

The term gentleman (from Latin genitalismaximushomo meaning man who acts like he has a big cock cognate with the French word gentilhomme and the Italian gentil uomo or gentiluomo) in its original and strict signification denoted a man of good family the Latin generosus (its invariable translation in English-Latin documents).

William Harrison says "gentlemen be those whom their race and blood or at the least their virtuse do make noble and known and stuff". A gentleman was in his time usually expected to have a coat of arms this was not a coat of arms as we know it today but a coat fashioned from chimpanzee arms. A gentleman would use the little hands to carry around his worldly posessions it wasn't until around 1600 that pockets were invented.

Doctor Octopus is not a gentleman and rumous have never been proved that he is Mr. Tickle's love child

Doctor Octopus is not a gentleman and rumous have never been proved that he is Mr. Tickle's love child

Shakespeare himself was demonstrated by the grant of his coat of arms to be no "vagabond" but a gentleman. The inseparability of arms and gentility is shown by two of his characters:

Petruchio: I swear I'll cuff you if you strike again.
Katharine: So may you lose your arms: If you strike me you are no gentleman;
And if no gentleman why then no arms.
Petruchio: You can take my life you can take my freedom but you'll never have my monkey jacket
(The taming of the schrew. Act II Scene i.)

Although the monkey coat was highly important for early gentelmen in later years a gentleman was defined by his actions rather than social status. Social decorum ettiquette and manners all became part of being a gentleman.

Social Decorum was first invented by Lord Chesterfield in 1725 in an attempt to unify several different white papers which had been submitted on manners and etiquette. Lord Chesterfield was forced later to reduce his paper on conduct due to constant changes in the rules governing social behaviour.

Unfortunately for Lord Chesterfield he was hoisted by his own petard he'd failed to keep up with the rules of etiquette spending too much time in the house of lords and not enough time keeping his elbows of his well polished dining table. In 1732 Chesterfield demanded several of his guests removed their underpants and prepared to be inspected for lice. While this would have been socially acceptable in 1725 it was considered at the time to be the biggest social faux pas in history.

Chesterfield's guests were governed by the rules of social etiquette and were forced to go along with this request rather than speak out to Lord Chesterfield. One guest even posed for a commisioned picture of the act (See below) crouching with his buttocks exposed for 6 hours. The embarassment was too much for Chesterfield and he never recovered. It is recorded that on his deathbed his last words were "damn and blast those stupid lice"

It was after this terrible incident that the Emperor of Britain decided that the strict rules of social etiquette should no longer apply to gentlemen and they should be judged to be a gentlemen based on social standards of the time rather than rules and social status.

In 1731 the act of being a gentlemen was so popular that The Gentleman's Magazine was founded in London by Edward cave . The original complete title was The Gentleman's Magazine: or Trader's monthly intelligencer. Cave's innovation was to create a monthly digest of news and commentary on any topic the educated public might be interested in from commodity prices to Latin poetry. "storehouse") for a periodical.

The earliest eddition in existence today is the 1755 issue where a competition was held for single men around the country to draw a picture of what a naked lady might look like.

The compeition was judged by a man called Burt Ringledinc The Third who said he had seen his wife naked once. Charles Weisenthal won this competition with the entry below which later became the first blueprint for a modern sewing machine. Some historians today believe that Charles Weisenthal wasn't that close with his illustration and question the authenicaty of Mr. Ringledinc's claim that he had seen his wife naked.

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:09, archived)

you're fucking bonkers :)

(exyzed, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:11, archived)

But we love him for it so.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:13, archived)

indeed

this needs to be on the popular page!

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Mousing, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:18, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:13, archived)

ahhaa, I do like you.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:22, archived)

Everybody wants him, and he knows it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:27, archived)

So seductive.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:38, archived)

Wow.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:13, archived)

what?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:14, archived)

you heard

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:15, archived)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:16, archived)

Oh god

that scares me

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:18, archived)

you changed it

was the other one you?

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:19, archived)

i realized it was not quite capturing the intended effect of my reply

and no it's not me. i should be so lucky as to have maurice dean wint's stunning visage.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:21, archived)

i just watched the non-adventures of disappointment ostrich.

well done sir. well done indeed.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:26, archived)

should have his own site as soon as I get my lights fixed

and build this new pc

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:36, archived)

You think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behaviour?
I wave my private parts at your auntie you cheesy lot of second-hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:36, archived)

very informative and interesting

you are clearly very well educated

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Mousing, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:15, archived)

Yay!

I learn so much from you. Not least that you are ever-so-slightly bonkers.

I hope you do laydees soon. In a Harry Enfield stylee :)
Edit: Oops I see you've already been called bonkers. Well that adds weight to my comment.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:15, archived)

You had me at

handle. Next!

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:16, archived)

huh?

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McBadger COW, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:17, archived)

I welcome this.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:20, archived)

It's

like Milligan is amoung us.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:20, archived)

Will there be a quiz ?

If so . . . I will need a few moments to digest . . . this . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:25, archived)

Question 1: who was the father of Burt Ringledinc The Third's children?

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:28, archived)

It was his wife barry

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:39, archived)

Now you

tell me . . . I shoulda knowed that . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:47, archived)

That would be

their grandfather.

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:39, archived)

great work as always.

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d d, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:26, archived)

I AM A GENTLE GENTLEMAN.

EXCEPT WHEN I'M REALLY REALLY DRUNK, THEN ALL BETS ARE OFF

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:29, archived)

Yay, you loon

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:35, archived)

Feed dogs

Mustn't forget to feed dogs.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:46, archived)

longest.

post.
evar.

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:37, archived)

Thank you.

I hope that others attempt to emulate your budding lunacy. Practice it and hone your craft and you'll go far- it's done well by John Cleese and Stephen Fry, to name two.

Very much woo!

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:00, archived)

evening b3tans new and old! :D

for those who didnt see this earlier...

Click for bigger (77KB)
Bigger still

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)

'ning Rev Jesse!

what a happy transvestite person

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

nothing makes a man

happier than walking wearing a flowery dress :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:54, archived)

With stubble on her/his

chin. :)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

feels own chin

yep stubble is good! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)

If I remember correctly,

all of my Aunties had stubble, and were named Carl or Bert. Shudder

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:04, archived)

hehehheee

i knew this girl who had a full beard - she was called Robert and would only have sex anally! Odd girl that! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:04, archived)

Odd?

Oh, um.. er.. yes, odd, right.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:08, archived)

yes just slightly

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:10, archived)

Feeling safe

in the hood . . . with the hoodwatch working undercover . . . as it were . . .

Ed : Oh . . . and the moonlit maiden is rather soothing to the soul . . . sweet !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

hoody's just need love - not that i'd give them any. you'd see my runing likea littel girl crying for my mum! :D

edit : Why thank you :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:58, archived)

Woo!

Is he off to buy some Bounty kitchen rolls?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

hahahhaa

good point - i was actually thinking of this old advert for 2 dogs alcholic lemonade!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)

'llo! Dressup teim is it?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:58, archived)

cor

flaps!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)

YAY!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:14, archived)

Hello rev :)

Lovely moody shop and a cheerful drawing.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:01, archived)

thank you sir

been drawing odd stuff while watching the film the queen on ITV :D the moody shop was because i'm a repressed goth :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)

Meh, I'm old.

Woo to the pic and good evening, Good Reverend.

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FoldsFive, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:05, archived)

good evening mr folds!

Yep old like me! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:08, archived)

The top one is Biffa Bacon's muvva on a good day

AICMFP :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:29, archived)

coo

thats nice! and as were reeeepoostin heres on from me

cfb

(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:48, archived)

Event tiemz!

Ever thought of your own brand of toy? But realised its to scary and screwed up for the average child to play with? Well know you can post your ideas!

If you have a barbie or an action man or a teddy bear laying round, mess it up, and post it on teh board!

Right, the rules are as follows:
1) There are no rules whatsoever.
2) Make things as outrageous as possible!
3) Anything goes, even if you fashion a fucked up toy out of stationary.

Click for bigger (154KB)

(creem all over your face, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:46, archived)

so you're posting this on here because it's such a shit idea that it wasn't voted for in the REAL weekly image challenge?

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)

or...

You can ignore steps 2 and 3?

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)

this has no

4. Profit!

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)

the voted ones aren't actually chosen

MONKEYS LOL

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)

AIDS LOL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:01, archived)

calm down calm down

/scouse blog

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)

This was one of the first things I posted on b3ta

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)

ALSO:

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)

do i have to post you-know-what again?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:18, archived)

this was my first thing

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

This was the first thing I made for B3ta

But I was too late for the challenge so never posted it

I'm glad coz it was a 700 odd kb PNG :P
I'd like to think I would've resized it.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:04, archived)

Hahahaha christ

I'm feared

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

YOU FIEND!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

This isnt a GMOS and Lemony endorsed event?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)

speaking of b3ta related events

I'm attempting to resurrect the b3ta motel, as the original disappeared long ago and I recently found my entries:

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

What was this?

I have missed out on something beautiful, havent I?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:54, archived)

a shit hot animation!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)

Of course :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)

i think it was even before your time :)

it was a motel where each room was made by a b3tan from a template so the thing tiled and potentially never ended. there was a really good first image, and eventually it got to the point where people were making the back of the motel rooms too.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

Sounds fun!

v2.0 compo anyone?

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)

Haha beautiful

I am but a young b3tan flower, oh to have experienced such joys!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)

mine had a kittin :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)

Ive still got mine

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

yay!

i'm on the look out to see if someone ever kept a copy of the source image, and i've nearly finished building a page to host them all on (on b3takit.co.uk) :)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:01, archived)

There you go

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)

aha! spot on!

*hastily finishes website*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:05, archived)

Make sure you remember to put mine in

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:07, archived)

Blimey. This is a blast from the past.

Eek. It's artifacted up a treat.

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FoldsFive, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:13, archived)

just in case this thread is picked up on

later...
www.b3ta.com/board/7570661

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:14, archived)

Twinkle!

Possibly their best ep ever.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:01, archived)

Kitten Kong

The goodies! Nicely used! :D

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..wil, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:11, archived)

In that case, have some relevant pearoasts...

It used to be one of These. (Well, similar). Press a switch and it sings "Rawhide" while twirling the hourglass.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)

I love it!!

Now I can take my Billy Bass* and jazz it up with my new-found inspiration

*I really don't own one ...really

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:51, archived)

If you want, send me a pic of the de-fishified mechanism

Considered replacing it with a rubber hand?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:13, archived)

Im under contract to only be in

Lemony and GMoS ran events.

Sorry. They would take my kidney :(

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

This.

I attempted to do one of these with MrHorrible once. It just wasn't cricket. I felt dirty afterwards. And Lemony still hasnt forgiven me

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)

but but but

I was asked to do it, or something. I forget.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

It was a foolish night.

May we never speak of that evenings events again.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:00, archived)

Same here

I have to conserve my energy for it too.

They would remove my tomato sauce if I did. Then I would be unable to join in.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:18, archived)

i would join in, but i don't think I have anything that I want to destroy

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

You're asking me to whip it out, aren't you.

I COULD DRAW A FUNNY FACE ON IT, TOO.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

HEE-HAW!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:58, archived)

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:34, archived)

Radio controlled kites

/links bunker b3ta.com/links/118456

Sorry about the music

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XLVII .uk, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)

Have a playmobil

It's from a crib I made a cople years ago. (http://www.thecrypts.org/pessebre.php)

(fred foobar Yeah, whatever..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:06, archived)

First ever compo entry...

(TheVelvetKevorkian Sex, drugs and sausage rolls!, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:46, archived)

you spelt banana wrong

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)

flubadubadub!

_{yes, i know that's the flowerpot men but i'm struggling to think of the correct onomatopoeic alternative!}

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

haha

you bitch!

(creem all over your face, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

The sooner

the better . . . Eep !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)

unshopped

edit: shit, didn't even realize it was sunday.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:45, archived)

'rily ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)

Just got my own Wii console.

Found the 'Sucky Sucky twenty American Dollar' cheat unlock code.

Hey, you weren't there, man...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)

Heh

Most enjoyable.

(AshTeamRacing, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:28, archived)

£2.50 do ya?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:28, archived)

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B.T., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:30, archived)

TOO SMALL!!!

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:32, archived)

Yet only 48k

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B.T., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:33, archived)

I was referring to the dimensions

I have no slow internets
...but I mostly just love being obnoxious

"READ THE FUCKING FAQ OR NEXT TIME WE'LL STAPLE YOUR TESTICLES TO YOUR FUCKING LEG!" etc., etc.

EDIT: My favorite Mii I made was a perfect bob ross, sorry no pic

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)

AND...

...relax.....

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:38, archived)

Ting Tong ping pow

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:30, archived)

I've never been within ten feet of a Wii.

CAN ANYBODY EXPLAIN WHY THIS IS FUNNY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)

asian people

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)

You probably have,

they're like rats.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)

Wii

sounds like wee

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:38, archived)

FUCKING

WAY

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)

Oui oui!

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)

*sigh* OK.

Little people you play with on some Wii games are called Miis. you create your own , design their physical appearence etc by selecting from a range of easily distinguishable features. So that is a Mii.

the popular expression used by vietnamese prostitutes when an american soldier went by was 'Me so horny, me love you long time'

'Me' and the recieved pronunciation of 'Mii' is identical.

Transposition of one for the other,

....is what I was going for. I'm not promising it's funny, just trying to tell you what I was aiming for... sorry!

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:38, archived)

That is an amazing anti-RIS

but the Wii - any good?

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)

The concept is great

but the software's barely catching up. The Metroid game is probably fantastic, and a new Mario and a new Smash Bros. game are coming out, so there should be some good titles for it soon.

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)

well...

members.aol.com/xsgerry/www.gif is large and NSFW....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)

woo!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)

That's a line from Full Metal Jacket..

was it ever spoken by a Vietnamese sex worker, historically?

www.joystiq.com/2007/04/30/find-love-with-mii-love-you-long-time-shirt/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)

The only thing they ever yelled at me was

"for you, no money".

Not that I go for that kind of thing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)

Aue.

Ittybittykitty's brother had much the same experience while on holiday with his girlfriend last year..
being openly solicited by children is most unsettling, I'm told.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:32, archived)

only the ones in cartoons and films

I also wasn't there, man.

Sorry to offend you matey, I thought we usually had a pretty similar line of humour.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)

Just trying to understand.

I did find this thoughtful (if rather long) essay on the topic.
www.richmondreview.co.uk/features/temple01.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)

Of course, since I'm neither Vietnamese, nor currently a sex worker, I'm not personally offended at all.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:55, archived)

...currently...?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 3:50, archived)

Boom !

Boom ! You butterfly me ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)

Going like clockwork

(MrAnderson, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)

Banana Moloko Plus?

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B.T., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)

monkey triangle?

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)

Moloko

Nice reminder!

*grooves*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)

Doesn't that mean WANKER

in Greek?

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:08, archived)

'Bring it back'

err.. tricky

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)

Niet, means Milk in Soviet Russia!

Naturally there it drinks you, etc.

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jonbob loves you, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:23, archived)

:-)

doesn't "niet" mean "no".

/not much of a linguist
//watches 2010 for a 312th time

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)

you're thinking of

Malaka!

(lived with a greek, my ass still hurts)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:29, archived)

Ah!

That explains why people were always trying to sell me maracas when I was last there.

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:37, archived)

Heehee

pic.aebn.net/Stream/Movie/Boxcovers/a22086_bf.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)

I've seen that.

The pace is just terrible.

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B.T., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)

The monkey-fisting scene is quite well shot.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)

lol, nice one

(creem all over your face, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

ok then

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:23, archived)

Oh, man..

I hadn't downloaded this before, but it's hilarious..
mocking the White Stripes
(13MB, 14:34)

..bearing in mind Brian does play guitar but Amanda doesn't really play the drums.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:29, archived)

Amanda HAS NEVER 'played' the fucking drums.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)

Heh..

it's hard to tell what's going on from the audio alone.
It seems they also do "My Doorbell" as a drag act:
alpharat.blogspot.com/2005/10/punk-cabaret-is-freedom-dresden-dolls.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:47, archived)

ahhhahah.

My Doorbell

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:12, archived)

U LIE

I Love Rock 'n' Roll

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:19, archived)

That was... odd.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)

Board event?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*amasses stuff*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)

Small heads-up.

Its about fucked up toys.

So if you've got a barbie or a teddy bear kicking around, fuck it up, take a pic, and post it for teh event! :)

Less than half an hour to go now!

(creem all over your face, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:33, archived)

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)

Thats bad form

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)

what's happening?

I'm scared

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:33, archived)

b3ta luv

hi, im putting out some tunes on a digital label.

the thing is tough, i need cover art... but im not very gamey like that.

so if you got the time and are so inclined, please help me out.

down load a track, listen to it (or dont), and make a piece for it. it could be anything really

i will pet a kitten for each person who makes an entry.

there will be no other prizes, other then the vicarious kinds

thanks in advance,
yours
breakfastsub

ps: its all very experimental... for those intersted, i'll post a link to the site once its up

grill: download.yousendit.com/C55373A1056BF3CC

bogglin: download.yousendit.com/D296BFB367BB297F

torents: download.yousendit.com/CFAC56546A181E4C

slower (dirt rmx): download.yousendit.com/E02D2D4D02372B72

untitled 5: download.yousendit.com/541BD36B09795722

from the dirt: download.yousendit.com/9E6C132B5695C594

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:02, archived)

FAQ the read please, person new hello.

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B.T., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)

seems fair to me

though maybe a TJ than a new thread

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:04, archived)

and me

it would be nicer if i could stream these though

stick em on www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/upload

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)

cheers

;)

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)

...

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)

SSS...

why are you so keen for ppl to piss on your hinge?

(

mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:07, archived)

I always misread hinge...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)

Why not, eh?

(Its a Blue Jam thing)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)

Shit your leg off

go on, shit your leg off.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:05, archived)

Oh christ

I downloaded the whole season of jam the other day.

It has done things to my mind that I am still coming to terms with.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:07, archived)

CHOCOLATE RAIN.

SAY IT PUBLICLY AND YOU'RE INSANE.
CHOCOLATE RAIN.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)

NISS EYE MAP EEE

repeat this over and over out loud!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)

/links

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)

Enjoy

(creem all over your face, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)

"If it doesn't have a moneky in it, I'll click it"

*clicks*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)

*points to /Links board*

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XLVII .uk, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:07, archived)

wasnt sure

... all the pics folk are in this forum.

soz, my bad

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:10, archived)

you did the right thing

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)

You can post it here

b3ta.com/links/ if you want but you will still get flamed I reckon
unless you can give more info on what's gonna be downloaded
in quarter the ammount of words you used up there.
[ed] I just dont like downloading unless I know what it is

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XLVII .uk, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)

Big-arse files for the length of 'em..

by 'help you out' do you mean 'donate services'?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)

pushes head

down slowly

edit: jokes

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)

I have waited a long time to use this!

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Logiconor ) (, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)

yay!

this image isn't nice!

:D

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)

not even standing on

inverted crosses...

can i use this one though?

(PonChalice started an ultra back spin on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:49, archived)

(creem all over your face, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)

*Illegally invades your country*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:21, archived)

hehe

take his oil

and like.. loose several billion dollars!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)

Thanks to kingsuperspecial for the source: www.flickr.com/photos/kingsuperspecial/1026905940/

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in vino veritas, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)

argh! *recoils*

*cleeeeeeek*

well done, m'lovely! :)

(creem all over your face, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)

(creem all over your face, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)

cool

bah, you are too good :P

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)

PHWOAR

Top stuff.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)

PHWOAR

he's got a lovely arse too.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)

Orly?

Have you groped it? HAVE YOU?

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in vino veritas, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)

yes

yes, I have.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)

i thought it was that Lawrence Lawellin-bollocks cunt

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:59, archived)

Take that back this instant!

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in vino veritas, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)

...I...I can't...I really did..

Ok..only because it's you.

;D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:01, archived)

Hahaha..... glad I'm not the only person that thought that..!!!

But he does actually look like Lawrence when you click the source pic...!!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)

Excellent once again.

I must get my head in a vector soon.
I've got a great one to do next too.

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XLVII .uk, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)

Nicely

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:08, archived)

Nicely done........

But he does look like Lawrence though ....!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:10, archived)

That's not my fault!

*weeps into glass of wine*

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in vino veritas, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)

If the source looks like Lawrence..... then so will your faultless vector..

*don't wreck your wine*..!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

That photo

looks like he should be holding a prisoner number

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)

Bindun?

Waterstones is still full of too many shitty books inspired by this overhyped, mediocre piece of tat.

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B.T., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)

never read it

probably never will

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)

It's over-rated, trust me.

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B.T., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)

Oh I dunno

I hardly ever read novels but I thought this was a good yarn.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)

I'm not saying it's a bad book...

but it's not at all worthy of most of the praise it gets.

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B.T., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)

It was spoiled by morons who took it literally.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)

gotta love those literal morans

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:28, archived)

Just like the Bible.

aha.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:57, archived)

It's a fucking great novel.

/controversial

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)

if it's anything like the film

i believe you

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)

This.

I can't think of anything I'd like to read less, to be honest.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)

the follow up maybe?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)

Haha, good point

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)

The phone book to a city you'll never visit?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)

I could search for comedy rude names in that

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)

Woo! This gets a click on principle at least

religious mongs

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)

I couldn't believe the film was a success

it was utter toss

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)

It was, but people will buy anything with enough controversy around it.

Incidentally, I'm releasing a book called "Allah is a wanker" RRP £9.99

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B.T., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)

Sounds like a good read

can't really get your material wrong if you look at the world

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)

stupidly predictable

for all the religious controversy it had

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)

Have a Woo..

as I was recently in Borders and saw a novel which copied this cover, so I know where you're coming from.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)

That's something else that pisses me off.

All drama writers are having Dan Brown-esq covers. Trying to fool the idiots. I'm the only person who is cynical enough out of my friends to realise it.

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B.T., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:04, archived)

Is it autumn yet?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)

lully.

Do winter, too. I like winter.

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Shada, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:43, archived)

I dislike winter

It's all cold.
:(

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Logiconor ) (, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:43, archived)

That's what makes it awesome, damnit

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Shada, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)

Oh.

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Logiconor ) (, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)

ermmm

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)

Oooo

That's bloody lully too!

Brrrrrr, it's a bit nippy out

/mary whitehouse blog

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XLVII .uk, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:02, archived)

WINTRON

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)

YES!

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Shada, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)

*awes*

that is great :D

*nicks for desktop :P*

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)

Yay,

nice and relaxing

anyway i'm off G'night all

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)

HYPERAUTUMN.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)

ULTISPRING.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)

AWESUMMER.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)

WINTRON.

THESE ARE THE SEASOINS OF THE FUTURE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:10, archived)

I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE MORE OF THEM. YOU KNOW, WHAT WITH INFLATION AND SUCH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)

I'm hearing

whistly windy noises.

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DogHorse plop, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)

niiiice

and on that windy note, I'm off to fly my spinning kite - at night - with added flashing LEDs for that low-flying UFO effect

edit: fuck! it just started raining, fucking cunting bloody british shitty weather

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)

Blimey

I've never seen one of those.
Please take your camera!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)

I'll take my DV camcorder

if it gets up in the air I'll get some footage

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)

Is that one of them Radio controlled things

If it is I so want to see one!!

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XLVII .uk, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)

it's a very simple design, two oval shapes insected at the middle and it spins up/down not sideways

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)

Thanks

*youtubes*

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XLVII .uk, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:10, archived)

Nah this is what I meant

b3ta.com/links/118456

These things look the nuts at night, Cant believe this has been on there a year!

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XLVII .uk, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)

Cor

That's all of the lullies.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)

Lully

I'm looking forward to autumn. Coal fires and flushed cheeks.

I might invest in a beanie this year.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)

Wow

That is seriously lovely

Deviantart.com

*clicks*

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XLVII .uk, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)

Very nice and atmospheric....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)

That's very nice indeed

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)

i likes that

i do...

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)

I can feel it

from this . . . leaves rustling in my mind . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)

Gaz from Supergrass?!

So I'm watching that 'Dumped' programme on Channel 4+1 and I saw this monstrosity.
It's meant to be a female. The five o'clock shadow leaves me thoroughly unconvinced though...

Edit: Oh christ, I just noticed the chest hair too O_o

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:30, archived)

are you sure?

it appears to have chest hair as well.

*edit - I've never heard Aaron being a girls name www.channel4.com/lifestyle/green/dumped/volunteers/index.html

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7570291
edit: she looks fairly foxy from that angle, nt sure about the fella in the high-viz though

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:32, archived)

i though he was a girl when i was watchin it

and this is not worth a thread, talk about on the talk board over a cup of tea and some hob knobs

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:32, archived)

It is a girl...

well he bloody sounds like a girl anyway.

Aw shit, turns out it is a guy. There's something terribly wrong with his voice though. Apologies :)

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)

yeah his name is aaron

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)

well done

you knob

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)

Thanks

you cockweasle.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)

better to be a cockweasle to a slip of a girl

than a...

...git

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)

No cockweasle is another user lulz

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)

why am I looking at your...

...um....

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)

I had to look that up

hmmm

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)

I can hear that one singing

We are strange in our worlds

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)

What a fantastic b3ta I have logged onto this morning.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:39, archived)

Definitely a him:

But he does remind me of the kid who did the antiques on the Terry Wogan Show...

James/ Lauren Harries.

Definitely a bit of a shim methinks...

(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:40, archived)

He's Curious George Francis off Robot Wars crossed with

Billie Piper. And that's wrong, wrongly wrong.

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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)

I thrashed the guy from Supergrass at pool at the Goodmixer in Camden many moons ago

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)

you didn't have to break his back!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)

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(creem all over your face, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)

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And when is it?

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)

LESS THAN 45 MINUTES

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:29, archived)

I'm not sure what he's hiding/embarrased about...

To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:28, archived)

this is not a criticism

but i can never be arsed to click for bigger if i have no idea what the bigger is going to be

i may be missing out, i realise, but still

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)

Nice

Sunday should be called woo-day.

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)

He's hiding ....

A pair of nunchucks behind his back Bruce Lee style..!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 23:04, archived)

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