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runch!!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)

hahaha, wonderful!

*awaits driving miss spencer*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)

hahaah

superb

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)

Outstanding.

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)

*splurt*

Hahahahahahahahaha

another keyboard/tea incident

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

Oh dear God... it's good to be back.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)

hahaha

very good!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)

hahahaha

*clicks*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)

pffffft!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)

Ha ha ha

Brilliant

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)

ha. that's class

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)

Reminds me of this:

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)

heh! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)

Well played

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)

oh, vere good

*applauds*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:55, archived)

Top hole

I have to say I thought this compo subject would be utter mince, but it's generating some awesome stuff.

*massages clicking finger*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)

i must admit so did i.

*thank you everyone for being lovely.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)

This is more winnerer than the others

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cantshopforshit, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)

YAY

very good

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)

lovely stuff

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)

hahahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)

Oooh lordie

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)

cracking!

not to mention

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)

love it

have a *click*

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Cracking!

*click*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:40, archived)

Nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

Clearly one of the best things ever

Oh yesh.

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Tart Monkey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)

classic

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lemonhead, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 0:19, archived)

Brilliant!

FTW!

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Monty Propps, Sun 7 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)

Baker-who line

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)

heheh

*glee*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)

I'm trying to imagine

how a sniggering Dalek would sound...

edit - click, woo, the usual...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)

SNIGGERATE!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)

racist!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)

They would probably first announce it loudly, then do it

they seem to enjoy doing things that way...

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)

*gets in a right strop*

*waves a sink-plunger and an egg-whisk about frantically*
KILL THE DOCK-TOR!
KILL THE DOCK-TOR!

God, Daleks are RUBBISH! Ultimate killing machine, my arse - ultimate tizz machine more like

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)

haha! Daleks!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)

and...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:55, archived)

Oof!

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)

...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)

Pffft

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)

*giggles*

Love it :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)

pffh woo :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)

Ooooooooooooo

I like this....

It's kind of dark and odd and...

Let me click it.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)

it's one of J.J's drawings photoshoped into the real world :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)

and is utterly superb

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)

pffh *^_^*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)

Kind of like...

If Banksy was more interesting and less of a yuppy coffee table institution.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:55, archived)

who was it on here had the dalek stencils?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)

I think banksy is fantastic

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)

BRILLIANT!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)

oooooh!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)

lovely

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)

Oooh!!

That's different! Me likey!!

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)

hahah - arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)

*notes down the number*...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)

you have the number

you got paid by The Sun.
You work for Murdoch now....

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)

hahaha - just the once ;)

*Murdoch's B3ta bitch*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)

:-)

Well I can't say much.
I had a few pics in The Times a long time ago.
Journalist paid a middleman but I never got the dosh...serves me right.

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)

I didn't realise that, sorry to hear that

I guess it's the old 'once bitten, twice shy' - learning the hard way,
still, a right pisser though

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)

they ran this one..

one of my favourites - the jumper took ages..

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)

Nicely.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)

Qwali Tea!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)

Think I'll stick with the Parsnips

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)

good good

the more you eat the closer you get to the 'special' parsnip...
mmmwwwwuuuhhhahhaaha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)

I want to eat your special parsnip

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)

I've never heard it called that before...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)

as featured on 'That's Life'?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)

That's what all the people say

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)

we don't nee-eed another he-ero

we don't need to know the way home, all we want is what we've go-ot, the Thun-der Dome!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)

Gah

www.b3ta.com/board/7677703

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)

Two men in, one man out...

...of Debbilgrrrrl's bedroom

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)

HA HA HA

...it's like the Thunder dome in there, only two men enter, no man leaves, staring Angelica Huston, rated R

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)

staring Angelica Huston as who, exactly?

www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops245/angelica_houston0001.jpg NSFW, Angelica Huston with no clothes on. And no tits.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, parsnips

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)

roasted parsnips, of course, glazed with honey

/the only way to eat them

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)

That's it, I'm moving in

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)

*makes room*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)

Wahey!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)

Parsnips are a girls best friend

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)

o_O

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)

does the honey stick them to the knife?

/Spike Milligan - nearly....

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)

hahaha, so nearly :D

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)

...

~~glazed with honey~~ brushed with a honey dipped thyme brush

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)

Jeezus, that makes me hungry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)

Hahahahaha

Class.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)

Ooooh, nice one!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)

haha. vey nicely

reminds me, i'm still waiting to hear back from them.
no reply yet

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)

What did you send them?

Also woo pic.

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)

an email pointing out the amy winehouse picture they used the other day

was one wot i made

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)

Stuff the email, send them an invoice!

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)

call them and ask TGA for advice.

twas a great pic - lovely gag and nicely put together.

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)

i talked to him the other day & he was very helpful

hmm. there's a possibility my email ended up in their spam filters, i suppose. i did have several urls in pointing out where stuff was published. i'll send them another
/gives benefit of doubt

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)

who did you email it to in the end?

I may be able to put a word in Rupert's ear.... ;)

/or indeed, and more helpfully, give you a direct email address for something to happen...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)

~~word~~ wee

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)

yeah, if you gaz me the email address that worked for you

i'll try again with that. i just contacted the standard bizarre page email to start with

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:55, archived)

Gazzing in 5 mins....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)

So true!

Yay!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)

They have wipe clean incident boards in South London.....

Or at least they did a few years ago...

EDIT: And of course woo! Sorry, forgot my manners completely there...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)

that'll be specifically for the Jean Charles de Menezes incident

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)

More for the every day shootings...

There was an incident on the ... of ...., 200..

....... on the corner of ....... and ..... at ..:.. PM

Did you see anything? Call in confidence

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)

very sad but true.

nice one, as per sir!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)

ZORBING MONKEYS

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Ian Woosnam, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)

Excellent work!

clickage guaranteed

(jammietarts ..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)

zorbing FTW!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)

what great fun

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)

that looks like fun

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)

Hahahahah

excellent work!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)

*giggles*

Marvellous! More of this please!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)

Whoa

I'm really loving you getting back into a few animations
*clicks*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)

hahahaha

That made some wee come!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)

HA HA HA

very good...

MORE! the beast needs to be fed

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)

Needs more Doktor Bad!

Arf! Lovely animation.

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Aenesis, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)

Yay!

More, I say! MORE!

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)

A Gem!

Please, more of this as and when you are able to.

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)

hehe ^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)

I like simply drawn round man

is he a pea?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)

I'm pretty sure this is the first time he's posted that...

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)

WAH-WAH!

I knew that was open to misinterpretation!

I meant, is he a seed from the pod of a Pisum sativum plant? :P

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)

Heh, I know

I'm just an arse ;)
*huggles*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)

*hugs the big arse*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)

*resists temptation to repost big arse photo*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)

Hahahaha

Woo!

Your silly stuff is better than squirrels with tits.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)

Ace of spades - check

Ace of clubs - check
Ace of hearts - check
Ace of diamonds - check.

Yup. All the aces here.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)

Hahaha

I thought he was going to be sucked into the hole, with it being one of them modern wall-mounted vacuum cleaners and all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)

hahaha... ace!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)

Hahahaha

Genius

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)

brilliant.

*clicks.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)

Arf!

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)

Haha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)

Pictures have emerged that suggest the Queen Mother was humanely euthenased...

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)

Put it on youtube!

In other news:

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)

Sillyness

the both of you!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)

The lost art of naked fez making

still goes on in Northampton I believe

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA!

Horses? Check,
Acrobat? Check...

right - what's next on the list.. well - logically those two things should be followed by naked blokes doing iron work.

WOO YAY - I love your fez and the way your mind works

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)

naked baseball

is next on the list

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)

Muybridge never did that, Shirley?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)

he did it

while shirley slept

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)

he really did milk the whole 'lots of still photos' thing, didn't he?

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)

maybe he was as bored at work

as I am now

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)

and god bless him for it!

all proved quite useful, really

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)

I thought Famp was Bowlers?

Dave owns the works so he can ensure a constant access to hats

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)

Brilliant

Fezes are the worst hats in the world though.

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)

They did for Tommy Cooper y'know!

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)

AN EMOTICON!!

KILL IT WITH INDUSTRIAL LASERS!!!!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)

SECONDED

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MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)

I prefer to think of him less as an emoticon and more

as my b3ta avatar, altho it occurred to me too late that I shudda given him a mohawk!

He does much more than emotions, he does actions and words too, such as Muhahahahaa!:

Welldone:

and who asked for your opinion anyway:

*look, now you've upset him!

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)

I have a fez on my desk

it belonged to the previous incumbent.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)

And why are you keeping it?

Did you love your predecessor?

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)

I don't know what to do with it

I sometimes insist people wear it when they talk to me in order to humiliate and undermine them.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)

Put it in the textile recycling box

It's the only sensible option.

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)

how very dare you!

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)

0_0

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)

You're only proving my point there

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)

What have you done with Mr. Benn?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)

Arf!

Work that Fez boys!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)

Lost art? Whatchootalkingabout

I make ALL my fezzes naked!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)

after inadvertantly drawing Debs yesterday

today, it seems I have inadvertantly drawn Trelly...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

you better run mate

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)

Absolutely spot on!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)

*fears the weekend*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)

Mwahahahahahaha!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)

o_O

hmmmf

15

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)

(This was done with consent)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)

whatever

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)

*smooooooooooooooooooooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)

*blush*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)

get on with it!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)

That, or get a room!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)

ha ha ha - WOO YAY

... woke up this morning with a load of builders on the roof... went to the bathroom, they're all looking down into the bathroom through the skylight.

Ace.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)

'ning Funder!

Haha that's a great story - I think you should ask JJ to draw it in the thread below =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)

:D ning dooder!

I would do - but I'm too keen on seeing more Sh*thouse...

how's tricks?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)

Pretty good mate =)

You?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)

nae so bad thanks...

tis nearly the weekend after all...

I have a meeting with THE MAN at 2. Should probably do more in preparation actually.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)

THE man?

There's only one?

/confused

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)

you know THE man... the central central planner...

the deity to which all sacrifies must be made, the sparkle in my soda pop, the red bee who brings the noise, the captain of the boat, the guy who knows the time... the green man with his thorns wreathed in rings of fog, my child, my joy, my love and heart's desire, the cricket who sings his lullaby beside the dying fire.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)

don't start this again

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)

IIILLLLLLLYYYYYYYYAAAAAANNNNNN VAN OOOOHHHHHHH

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)

on the busom of young Abigail...

was written the price of her tail, and upon her behind, for the use of the blind, was the same information in braile...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)

For he's got no fulurum, fuliddum fulurum, he's got no fulurum, fuliddum fila-a-a-ay

he's got no fulurum, he's lost his dingdorum, maids when you're young na'er wed an old man!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)

sweet jesus

*shakes head sadly*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)

I have more...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)

don't make me sit on you!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)

I will go I will go, when the fighting is over

to the land O' McLoud that I left to be a soldier I will go I will go I will go...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)

Super drawage, Freebs

Still not busy, I see?

;)

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)

*goes back to opening and checking logos and shouting at people who sent me jpegs*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)

*sends .bmp*

no?

.docx now THERE'S a format we can all learn to love!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)

Eeeep - I sent you a jpeg

*hides*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)

she's lully :)

*dreams*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)

hubba HUBBA!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)

tasty

time to install CS3...

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)

The belly does it for me...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)

actually this one looks more like me

but yesterday's had the right clothes

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)

Ning, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

my 17,000th post

save me from doing it

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

Nekkid nekkid nekkid time

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

you're not allowed to see it though

you have to turn away when i post it

21

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)

Make me

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)

seriously, don't turn your back on him when he's nekkid

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

pffft

i mean, shut up you!

18

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

*thinks up cunning scheme involving ip addresses

and secret barring codes and other stuff*

no

19

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

I bet you can't count to 15 in 15 seperate posts

... to rush things along a little

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

i'll take that bet!

you win

16

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)

Lovely Work, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

Giraffes, Lots of giraffes

Wow to the pic.
So cute ^_^

(duck Quack !, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

My vote goes for 'more of this type of thing'.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

More of this little fella!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

nothing more

that's perfect!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

haha :)

More Sh*thouse please

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

LOL!

F-ing Marvelous!!

*edit*I've just sent that to all my mates via text multimedia, so listen for Yorkshire wide guffaws!

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)

^ This!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)

that's my msn icon :D

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fross Read your email on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)

This is just lovely

And it made me giggle

I think you should draw Scarlet trying to catch a snowflake on her tongue

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

~~tongue~~ mimsy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)

She once did.

analysing

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)

Stanley Kubrick crossing Rutland Water on an inflatable lobster

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

East Midlands Seafood Shining FTW!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)

Draw a Friday.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

Haha!

'ning JJ.

Continuing your games theme, how about a Christmas party in Ravenholm?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

^this

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)

Pffft, wonderful sir

I love it

I watched those 'Escapist' reviews you linked to when I got home last night, they really made me giggle! thanks

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

The SA team in the style of "Where Eagles Dare"

y'know, cable cars and castles on mountains and Germans that speak English and Clint Eastwood kicking ass and taking names...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

BUT ZIS IS PREPOSTEROUS!!

one of my fav films of all time

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)

It's one of those films that once you start watching you're hooked

Like Zulu

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)

and The Wild Geese

Roger Moore: "Eat it! Eat it all!"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)

this is a fine idea, for a fine film

"broadsword calling danny boy"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)

"Second rate punk," eh?

Sorry. All I could think of on the spur of the moment.

Thanks; that makes it even worse.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)

"Just a waste of good scopolomine - don't move, any of you"

Bloody brilliant film.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)

Oh yes.

When I played "Return to Castle Wolfenstein" and got to the level with the cable cars, I was happy as a pig wallowing in its own filth.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)

i LOVE that game.

I make a point of playing it every now and then, from start to finish, on the hardest setting, using only the pistol.
WHERE’S OUR SEQUEL?!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)

Good grief!

Just the pistol? I always try to get as far as possible on each level just using the knife/silenced weapons, it's amazing what conversations the nazis have if you sneak up to them.

Of course an alarm eventually goes off and the excrement hits the rotating air-movement device.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)

just do more stuff like this

and I won't need to send you bits of kitten in the post...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)

which is a bit of an empty threat for until at least Monday...

what with the strike and all.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)

nicely

I've been rummaging through more of that punctuationless dude's reviews. Great viewing.

/edit: that's not you, is it?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)

I watched all of em yesterday

he is fucking hilarious

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)

No, it's not me.

I'm not nearly that funny :)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)

Oh, you *sometimes* are

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)

sometimes?

When a pig comes by Castle Dracula on a Tuesday, playing a banjo?

No,
always.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)

I do like his style

but not all images are funny, or even meant to be, I think

I'm not LOLLING my ROFFLE at yet another sexy nurse, but I do enjoy viewing them for its technique, for example

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)

My "always'" was aimed at stuff that's meant to be funny.

but it's always amazing - at the least.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)

CUUUUTE!!

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)

more shithouse of course!

is the head crab theme because you're getting ready for episode 2?

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fross Read your email on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)

I think you should draw...

The SA crew do "Interview with a Vampire!"

(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)

Pffft!

I love the shithouse comics. They seem delightfully random/

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Aenesis, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)

bhweeeee!

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Ratsta, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

When i grow up i want to be a pencil sharpener

(LazyBastard, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

This is lovely

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

it is

and it's been overlooked
woo pic

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)

Nicely done sir

Woo

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)

ver' nice

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)

Lovely stuff!

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)

Corn wisp

[flame wisp] [swamp wisp]
[wallpaper]

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)

Awwwww - he's lully!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)

'Ning jpeg

*smooooooooooooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)

Hello Lovely - all well with you?

*returns smooooooosh*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

Horrendous cold

*coughs to prove it*

But otherwise good. You?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)

very hungover, but apart from that, ok.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)

I like all of these

It makes me want to write children's stories about all the different wisps.

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)

I'm going to try and make a few of them... ;)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)

Hurrah!

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

Do that

there's going to be a huge demand for domestically produced children's television programming after this Ofcom thing... you could probably sell you ideas or start a production company.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

I love how expressive those eyes are

Woosome sir!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)

I like these

they also remind me of the kablammo series

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)

I can only find Kaplowie! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

Thassaone!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)

Waaaah!!

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)

this i like.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)

wooo

i'd missed the flame one, he's the best so far i think :D

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

another fine one!

I especially like the foliage in all of these :)

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

bloody ace!!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)

this is v nice prodge

as usual :)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

lovely as always!

he looks rather unhinged, in a happy way

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)

hahaha

*fears rabbit hole*

one day there will be more of these than real signs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)

*stops being flamey*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)

conformist

... why not just do everything you're told to do!??!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)

there isn't one of them which isn't brilliant.

have a picture of my wide smiley face full of knowledge

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)

~~knowledge~~ cayke

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)

*hides complex butt-plug*

bugger

YAY!!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)

butt where have you hidden it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

*says very little*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)

eurgh

you'll get hepatitis like that missy

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)

ha ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

s +m

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)

*stops gaying dog*

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Just Flange, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)

*shows off bum*

*gets arrested*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)

great work, m'dear

always enjoy these

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)

It's always SOMETHING!

"no this!"
"no that!"
....

arf!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)

Game over, man. Game over

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:42, archived)

I don't like the font

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)

too brown

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Just Flange, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)

A business that lets you love your family?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)

Yet another excellent one.

Well done you!

fave: 'No Midlife Crisising'

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)

hahahahaha

'unenthusiastic confetting'

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

confetts

unenthusiastically

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)

*Buys Orange 'camo' print T-Shirt*

*browses MAX Power*

Wha? No Mid-Life Crisising?

Awwww....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

Your Evil Majesty!

*prostrates*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)

Word up

*prostates*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)

'Lo Broomy

Married life isn't any different is it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)

'ning Trelly

I thought that...Then I had a gig last night... Mrs. Broom refused to go, then acted all angry with me when I got in, BEFORE she was even expecting me.

This was followed by a half hour conversation about, "now we're married, I think we should be forgetting kids stuff like being in bands and start settling down a bit."

I am 25.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)

that has nothing to do with being married

appart from the bit that goes 'we're married now so...'

people get the hump.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)

This is possibly true...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

my (wonderful, incredible) lass got the hump with me

because I threw a rubbishy (Top Shop or some shit like that) ring into the bin. It was my brother's and he'd left it at the house last time he was around. She, in her infinite wisdom, assumed it was probably one that she'd given me and turned sour without telling me why.

And I'm sure there are thousands of storys she could tell you about what a childish prick I am... so - buck up, but stand your ground! People is complicated but ultimately worth it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

Hahahah, classic

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

Oh I completely agree....

I'm just moaning for the sake of it really, and the internets seemed like the best place to do it...

Everything takes work... Except work, strangely...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

nah

moaning about things to people who are impartial is very cathartic

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

O_o

Cor that sounds very familiar.

"If I'd known you wanted to be in a band I wouldn't have married you"
"I was in a band when you married me!"

I'm not married any more...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)

Awww, Prof.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)

'ning dude!

Thanks for the condolences there, but I'm actually really pleased that I'm not married any more.

And Jess is utterly cool with me doing guitar things, which helps muchly. I just need to find a band now =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)

*learns drums*

can i be in your band?

28, i think

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

Of course you can!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

YAY \o/

*big tens*

15

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)

Bah!

I put up with it, but when we get married you'll stop...right?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

he doesn't appreciate me curling round his neck

as much as you do
=(

26

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

Well, no

But we've already had the 'strictly no mink peni, else they get cut off' talk, haven't we

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)

*hangs head*

yes Jessie

22

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

Ah!

So, Minky...

*brandishes ultra-cool but also slightly scary penknife*

See this? I don't want to have to use it, but I will if I need to bleach my ears any more, m'kay?

*stares*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)

Nope.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

I want to be in a aband

I sing cos I could never be arsed to learn an instrument.

I'll audition for you in Derby

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

what sort of clothes will the band wear?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

whatever the stylist tells us to

probably tight jeans and crappy leather jackets, and con all stars.

that seems to be the combo de jour

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

I was thinking more of cycling shorts and woolly cardigans.

It would make us stand out from the crowd a bit

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)

sorry - not interested

I'm looking for a band brave enough to wear cycling shorts and woolly cardigans... but I suppose I'll spend my life waiting.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)

Haha, that made me do a real lol =)

that made me do a real lol =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)

I'll look forward to that.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)

PKM! *curls round neck*

*presses little mink penis into ear hole*

29

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

Aphex!

Morning matey.

*laughs at tiny little mink penis*

*bleaches ear*

(o_o)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

laugh all you like mate

but in the mink world this is considered to be a WHOPPER!

25

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

That is the EXACT conversation....

I'm sure I can figure something out though (i.e. be a moody cunt when I'm not allowed to play my guitars for a bit)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

I don't think being a moody cunt is going to lead to marital bliss somehow

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

I know but....

guitars is how I relax... take that away from me and I won't be able to help being a moody cunt...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)

*nods in agreement*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)

How peculiar

Didn't change a thing for me and Mr Trellis.

25 is far too young to settle down
/is 25 next birthday

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)

Why was she angry?

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)

Because I'd been out socialising...

I think it's just the comedown from the wedding though, it was only a few weeks ago so the high is starting to wear off...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)

Had so much warning about the Post Nuptial Blues

Didn't get it at all

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

cos she's a woman

*ducks*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

>:|

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

I know you're joking mate

But please don't tar all womens with that sticky brush

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

aplogies...

i can't complain.

Mrs S is letting me go to Derby...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

'Letting' you?

Why does a grown man need permission to do things?

I never really understood that.

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

As in...

she won't be pissed off and make me feel guilty for leaving her on her own all weekend, and then make me feel bad when I come back having had a good time.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)

Heh, I've been having a very similar conversation for a few months now

It just takes a bit of adjusting to I guess when people are taught that genders should act one way, we're pitted against each other before we ever get to learn the ways of the world for ourselves

Life gets so much more straight forward when you take things as you find them

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)

It annoys me when woman behave unreasonably

And try to stop their sweetie from enjoying himself.

It gives the rest of us a bad name, and it's unfair on the men.

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)

Amen sister!

But seriously, bang on, it's one of my all time pet peeves

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)

ah it's cool....

I still enjoyed myself, and I'll still pick her up in the car from nights out at three in the morning without complaining. I think it's just that men and women have different ways of showing that they love each other...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)

That's bollocks

Partially created by the media.

You either treat someone with respect or not.

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)

Well...

I didn't really mean "Men and Women", I just meant "people" as everyone's different and so on, but I got in a word tangle and that was the easiest way to put it....

Silly words. If only I could draw.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)

I'm not convinced it's strictly the case

Though maybe more than I originally used to think, but that's what we grow up seeing and believing, so that's how we act.

If you take little 'uns you find girls just as enthusiastic about playing with trucks as boys, and boys just as likely to be emotional as girls...but somewhere along the road we learn how 'wrong' that is and start 'acting more like a young lady' or stop 'acting like a pansy'.
We start playing our roles in this vast game of boy vs. girl, and spend the rest of our lives trying to manipulate each other from our own ways of being.
I'm just not convinced it really has to be that way if you don't want it to be.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)

It doesn't have to be that way at all...

I think all people really need is a bit of empathy every now and then.... regardless of gender... Every situation, and every person is different and it's how you rect to that I suppose...

See explanation of wording above... didn't really mean "Men and Women" per se....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)

fairy nuff

Apologies for the suspiciously mini-rantish response, it's just one of my interests...and still something that perplexes me about the world after years of studying it!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)

I love trying to figure out the world...

Sadly, sitting in coffee shiop windows just watching people often makes people thing you're a weirdo...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)

I think a lot of people enjoy it though

A lot of women use it as an excuse for bad behaviour.

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)

As do a lot of men...

Insufferable yobbish fucktards that they are...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)

Oof

/knows someone else this has happened to

What's the point of marrying under false pretences? why aren't people upfront if there are things that would change after marriage?
It can amount to entrapment really, and I don't see how that leads to happy joyness

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

I don't think it's a permanent thing...

But I did kind of think of this:

www.theonion.com/content/node/38827

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

oh dear

my missus refuses to get married, but I feel under some vague unidentifiable pressure to marry her, even though I don't actually want to

does that make me sound like a right bastard?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

Not at all...

It's the same thing with me and mine.

Neither of us really wants to get married, expect for the fact all her mates are (none of mine are).

That and her fat teacher's pension.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)

After an initial line of

"I never want to get married" it did come as something of a surprise....

You don't sound like a right bastard, just someone who's been in a relationship for a while and needs to keep things moving forwards...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

if she refuses to get married

and you don't want to
then where's the problem?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

the problem is I feel like I ought to

I think it's because everyone - bar nobody - keeps asking us when we're going to get married

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

fuck them

not literally

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

You will eventually

And you know what? It'll be bloody great fun.

Just don't start taking it too seriously... :D

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

Solution: tell them you are

Go away for a dirty weekend, come back and tell everyone you eloped

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

Tell them to sod off cos it's none of their business

Unless it's your nan who's asking

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

Moss side is more handgun territory.

You'll be wanting Salford for the snipers.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:42, archived)

when my borther lived there

kids were using bits of pipe to launch fireworks at cars, bazooka-style

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)

kids are so inventive...

I wonder what age you lose that and end up a dried out unimaginative husk...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)

how old are you?

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)

... oh wait - that was a rhetorical question suggesting that it's the age at which I'm at... yeah - you are correct.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)

edit: :)

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)

aahh...

heady days, heady days...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)

hahaha

there's always 2 or 3 that catch me unawares causing LOLing

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:42, archived)

...but I like unenthusiastic confetting!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)

Hi Pachey

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)

Oooh sexy countdown!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

Hello

Are you going for full-on nudity?

380

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

nah

nobody else does

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

That isn't true

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

You loon!
Is the showing off bum actually speed skating?
Cos there should also be none of that.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)

No Kenny Everetts, FTW

I say no more

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

"This is how I see you"

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)

hahaha

plugtastic

who did that one of Lionel with the mongy face? that gave me real trouble with my dinner

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)

Hahahahaha

Marvellous. That man has one of the worst moustaches in Christendom.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)

apparently....

he only grew it because he had that nose thing that danniella westbrook had

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)

What - cocaine?

Are there no depths too low for pop stars to sink to these days?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

LIES!!!!

it was to stop him looking like steve gutenberg

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)

Why would you want to STOP looking like Steve Guttenberg?

*swoons*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)

*spluffs*

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)

that's some very straight edges to his chest hair

I think he must shave...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)

What's wrong

with his moobs?

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)

Ding dong!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

nah, 'twas to make him look more like lando calrissian so i hear.

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Just Flange, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)

pfft

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)

haha :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)

hahaha

is that white dot hiding an ident?

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)

eep!

*caught*

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)

Hehehe!

*Snort!*

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)

i dream of this

(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)

80s retro is soooo fashionable

Click for feature length size (34kb)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)

blue stripe - not pregnant

yellow socks - you missed

/lovely post sir :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)

psst

do you know the hex value for beige?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)

'bout £2.61 i think

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Just Flange, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)

#FEEDB4

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)

F5F5DC

or/

you hum it son, I'll play it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)

10C33 is the code for a tin of institutional magnolia paint.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)

with a hint of 'that hospital smell'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)

I dream of one day living in a house that doesn't have magnolia painted woodchip

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)

what sort of utopian nightmare are you depicting

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)

Who says B3ta is full of geeks?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)

... the Guardian?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)

haha

I'm just drawing someone and her shirt is beige

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)

WTF is wrong with your colour picker?

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)

It's on strike in sympathy with the Postal Workers

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

I'd have more sympathy for them

if they'd drop my post off in the morning ... you're on strike are you? Well I'm not going to be able to tell the chuffing difference

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)

couldn't agree more

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)

Why can't people go on strike in a public friendly way?

Like run the trains but don't charge!

THEN I'd support them!

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)

831G3

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)

Hmmm. I think it's:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)

like thump it is...

(3k)!(k!)³

what rubbish!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)

kekekekeke!

^_^

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

steady thar, young 'un

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)

'ecky thump!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)

What's Ecky ever done to you, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)

Classy.

'ning Sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)

Mmmm, WISPA

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I want a wispa...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)

they laughed atthe idea of wispa gold, now look at them

caramel all over their faces.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)

Sainsbury's have a whole display going on for them!

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I shall check my branch at lunch

and if they haven't I'll hold YOU personally responsible

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)

As long as I get the thanks if they do ;)

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Of course...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)

i'd prefer a spira

/lie

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA

genius!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)

fuck.

ing.
hell, man

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)

haha, that took me a moment :)

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)

Ha ha ha

The board is all full of hummus today.

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)

haha

did you get pregnant after a (k)night ride... er...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)

pfft

You dropped your crowbar waspy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)

all the blood makes it slippy

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)

Early win for Waspy

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)

haven't even started yet

you've shot you award load too early!

I am hungover today and that inevitably leads to filth out of my brain.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)

I thought I'd just get this out of the way before I keel over onto my keyboard...

/60% of a bottle of tanqueray last night and 3 hours sleep blog

I'm so with you.

*claps brotherly hand on shoulder*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)

Shhh!

Don't clap so loud!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)

PUSSIES

*tans a bottle of Dalwhinney every morning just so he can face coming into work*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)

The force is strong with this one.......

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)

Why/how did you get your tattyshop taken away?

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It was confiscated by the Taste Police

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)

I had an illigit copy on my work PC

They did an audit last week and took off any thing that wasn't meant to be there (including everyone's fucking music!)

I tried to hide my tattyshop but they found it.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)

That keep doing that at my place....

I lost all my backed up pics...

*rage*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)

fortunately

I am mates with the head of IT and he gave me some warning, so I didn't actually lose anything.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)

Admin Privs FTW!

No-one else has the login to this machine.

mwuhahahahaha - you'll never catch me!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)

'I think you'll find you're up the duff love'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)

Haha - they should do this!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)

"You're pregnant, Michael"

everyone's using Dax these days

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)

Wonderful stuff.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)

'ning

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)

^.^

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:15, archived)

haha

i recognise the source there too

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Just Flange, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)

KEKEKEKEKEKE

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)

jejejejejejeje!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)

hehehehe :)

I KNEW IT!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)

Hahahahaha!!

Took me a sec!

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)

Lovely, lovely

'Ning one

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)

ha ha ha

*draws in air through teeth*

this is going to take one a couple of days, one can't get the part one needs until Tuesday...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)

Top drawer.

Have this

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)

'my penis is thiiiiis rong'

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)

oh fuck.....

*has to run the the toilets to prevent trouser soilage*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)

Ha ha ha

I wouldn't put it past her. Mean old bat.

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)

Quick! Tag it before it gets zooed!

Hahahaha

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Weetobix, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)

heheheh

perfect!

have woos and clicks

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)

wonderful stuff! :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)

Wonderful

WYH :)

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)

pffft!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

*clicks*

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JESSIE! *curls round neck*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)

'lo little fella

Whatcha doing for your 17k?
Finally getting politically correct and ditching that mink fur?

(

oh yeah

completely shaven!

31

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)

Hmm?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)

that is scary

... the way his face moves in the last frames... his cold dead eyes, moving...

you are a twisted master!

Woo yay!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

*cut to intro music*

arf!...ning :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

'ning prod!

It's like an ipod, but better

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*clicks*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)

pfft

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

i am so jealous of your animatory skills monsieur kick

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)

don't be

it tends to smell and requires frequent oil changes

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)

top

work

have a Friday woo and a *click*

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

and much kudos for the expressive timing!

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)

Ha ha ha

Fantastic

I'm not sure who I love more, him or you.

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)

obviously

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)

I meant apart from you

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)

oh, ok then

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)

Awesome!

Have much clickety woo
Needs more who though
*clicks not once, not twice, but thrice*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)

I declare

This Animation
TO BE

THE BEST THING

EVER.

WOO

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)

you are not a well boy

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:15, archived)

Brilliant

Woo Yay sir

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)

Big Man!

Ning

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)

best of luck with 'you know what' fella, really hope it goes well for you

/is sure it will

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)

o_O

transgender surgery?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)

no thanks

i'm trying to quit

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)

South Park

"Ike do your impression of David Caruso's career"

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monkeybananaraffle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

hahaha

(poses)
(swivels)
(dons sunglasses)
(struts)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)

I hate that ginger

Pretentious cock

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 18:24, archived)

What with all the pregnancy talk...

it could have been a simple misunderstanding...

(pearoasted from teh gayshift)

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)

Hahahahaha

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

*spang*

hahahaha

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

hehehehe

pearosting are we?
and a question:

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

o_O

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

hehehe

thass funny

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

VERY nicely done!

But yeah, potentially NSFW

(

who cares if

it's NSFW, it's funny as fook

why can't I *click*

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)

do it here then :)

b3ta.com/board/7676104

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)

Much woo (again!)

But why the name change?

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:15, archived)

I wanted it to resemble the original title as close as possible

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)

Fair enough!

Not 'cos your last one suggested God giving Adam a hand job then?

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)

well he is, isn't he?

it's his first time, he must be soooooo sensitive ;)
and the first filename was still from when I started making it, I initially wanted to animate god wanking him off, but went for something easier to 'shop in the process :)

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)

Well, I think this works better than a Diety Handjob anyway

that would have been a tad too direct and too different to the original image without due cause.

This is WAY funny as is, and darn corking animation, dead impressed by the motion blur and timing!

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)

oooooh, ta :)

especially since I just gave up improving the details at one stage

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)

Well, maybe I'm just easily impressed, then,

I'm still getting the hang of timing and motion blur mesen, you see, keep loading other peeps stuff in Imageready to have a look at theirs.

Good way to learn and hone!

Anyhoo, me likey and wish I'd thought of it! Adulations all round!! Huzzah!

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)

tbh, I was suprised noone had done it before

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)

hahahaha

that's very nicely done

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)

*Goes back in time*

*clicks*

*returns*

*profits*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)

Peas roasted from gay shift you say?

They don't come much gayer than this...
*edit* Oh and Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

SORRY!

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)

princess of plastic wrap!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)

Actually, I don't like plastic wrap, it's too messy for precise edges,

I used Find Edges, Bas Relief and then just superimposed the original pic in B&W over them to pick up the 3D a bit.

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..wil, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)

*takes notes*

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)

Pffft, nawty

...but nice (hummus)!

TJ: Is anyone else having problems getting onto MSN?

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Mine's working

but it was a bit weird earlier

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

I can't get onto hotmail

OR Messenger, tres strangé

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meep

filtered?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)

I'm at home, so nothing should have changed

I think I'll try a good ol' fashioned restart

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I'd recommend that

/IT pro

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)

... Good Morning, helpdesk - what seems to be the problem

yes.. okay... none at all?

Have you tried turning it off and back on again... right, and it didn't...? Oh you just pressed reset - okay - I'll talk you through it... while the computer's running just yank the plug out of the wall as fast as you can and put it into a glass of Irn Bru for 15 minutes. If you plug it back in and it still doesn't work call me back.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)

This is uncannily accurate

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)

I am everywhere at once

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)

which must be part of the reason why I don't get any work done.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)

DO NOT NUDGE KICK OR JIGGLE THE SEAT IN FRONT OF YOU

I AM SITTING THERE - I AM EVERYWHERE AT ONCE - AND I WILL CUT YOU UP!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjnEnIDh6s8

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)

no, s'ok for me

s'ok for me webmess

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)

Hahah, good-oh

And ningles Mr. teh Hat

*restarts*

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Mwwwah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)

reposts is it?

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

still want

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)

*spang*

top shop!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

thats great

I'd wear it!
You could start a line of Classical Art Design Shirts.

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)

Past Times

would murder for that- good stuff

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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)

The Power of Love

It's a curious thing. Bigger, longer, less compressed? Click here!.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)

hahahaha

FRUITY WINNAR!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)

oh my sweet lord

that's fucking wonderful
*clicks like a click-machine*

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)

absolute WINNAR!

i do love your stuff so very, very much.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)

The 80s were A BAD THING

whereas this is A GOOD THING

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)

the 80s were a good thing, yes, particularly now from a nostalgia point of view

but i somehow doubt they'd be quite as fun as we remember to actually live through again

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)

BAD THING
I hated the whole sordid business, personally, and can't summon any nostalgia whatsoever for it

... let's tie bits of rag in our product-laden hair and dress like gay pirates and listen to bontempi organ backing-track music while fucking each other over and celebrating the downfall of society - fucking YAY

/bitter old cunt blog

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)

^this

hard

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)

hahahahaha

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)

So, no regrets then, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)

80's were da bomb.

I don't know what you're talking about. *looks up bontempi*

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kombu dashi, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)

I shall put this here

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

Excellent

Truly excellent!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

hahaha

The 80s almost killed me, let's not remember them quite so fondly.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

..But breakdancing saved my life.

Fell off the garage roof headfirst when I was 13, saved myself with a subconscious swan dive.

(eyebrows, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

WOO YAY HOOPLA ...

PANOWIE.

... crivens that's good!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

Genius

that is all

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)

hahaha!

*clicks 'I like this' really f---ing hard*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)

This wins the internet.

Best thing evar.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)

hahahahaha

plus COMPO IT!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)

brilliant stuff sir

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

Winner!

The prize is a black Mercedes and a trip to Paris...

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)

hahahahahahaha Genius!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

haha

love it!

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limpfish, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)

hairy spider!

cfb

(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

Ha ha!

Is that a goatee or a pubic region?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)

Mirkin!!!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)

you've mind-pissed me again!

'Beard or minge?' was going to be my reply

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

quiet you

if Rob hears you he'll make a game out of it... and he's always watching... watching us all dance around for him...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)

there alreadsy is such a game isn't there?

'tasche or gash?

He may be watching us, but we can now watch him .. on public television ... 'looking a right mong', I've been told

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)

the board is on fire this morning - I'm struggling to keep up

it must be my old age...

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)

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