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[challenge entry] Bit
obvious really...

Still, the image sourcing was fun :¬)
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# o lawd!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# morning
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# killerkitti?
:D

hehe

morning!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# eh?
whats that
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# what?
oh well, it similar to one of killerkitti's ones :)

don't worry
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# *smacks discomeats*
Naughty naughty!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# *squeals*
your turn to be daddy today, huh?

:)
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# hello!
that's not bad, that.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# That is indeed delightfully swish.
Morning also.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Oooh I like that.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# With apologies to the Hedgehog from Hell.




I'd call this an homage if I weren't so sure it was a rip off.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] After the scandal got out, Fred pulled a surprising career save

(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Nsfw possibly?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# think you can get away with this
as it doesn't obviously look like pr0n

(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# oh yeah.
because that's the sort of porn I think my employees are looking at all day too.

I know where you live too. Cloud cuckoo land.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Reddexing
for me, I'm affraid :¬(
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# reminds me of this
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Haha!
It is a bit Scooby Doo with knobbing.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Today's Guardian

I'd classify that one as "really fucking easy".
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# What is this nonsense?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# It's a number puzzle
Normally you fill in the blanks, but today... there are none!

(the more blanks in the puzzle, the harder it is)

*already submitted to Private Eye*
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# thats cheating !
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# ah ok.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# what do the arrows signify?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Direction

*grabs coat*
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Arrows
Greater than or Less than I think. :S
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# uh?
ah, is this real?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Arf!
I may have to call their premium rate solution line for some help.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# If cannibalism became a done thing, would you eat hands?
If so, how would you prepare them?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# You'd eat Dinner's hands
Not your own. Silly gronkpan.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I'm serious here.
Would eating hands be like eating chicken feet or would it be closer to spare ribs? I'm trying to decide between marinade & grill or pot roast.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I think that hands, like chicken feet 'probably' have less meat on them than ribs.
Although the palm is might be quite fleshy. I heard.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Actually, I'm not 100% convinced that I would eat hands.
There might be one or two bites of decent meat, but I'd probably go for a fattier part of the body.

Besides, I'm not sure I want to eat a body part that has done a lot of wanking.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# On a human, as with other mammals,
the loin is tender and lean.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Much closer to ribs than chicken feet.
All parts of the human body have plenty of meat on them, unlike chicken feet which are a bit of tough skin over bone.

I think there would be a dozen ways you could prepare hands for finger-licking good consumption :)
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Leave them to rest for a couple of weeks,
blanch in water and roast for about 2 1/2 hours, basting regularly.

Serve with a velouté sauce on a bed of boiled rice.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# hahahaha
'I eat bum mucus'
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I am grown up.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# I can tell.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# i love easy puzzle me

please print and complete ;)
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# oooo thats quite hard. i'm already stuck the join the dots bit.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# You as well
glad it's not just me
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I like the crossword
How the clues are actually instructions.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# my wife
a special needs teacher actually sets wordsearches very similar to one above
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# it's wrong that they let people with special needs teach
for christ's sake think of the children
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Would I be right in guessing
Each row and column must be 1 2 3 4 5 in any order and an arrow means this number must be less than that number?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# yeah
the arrows are greater than / less than symbols.
i prefer Hitori, of all the Japanese number puzzles.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I'm not fond of doing these puzzles
But I know prolog, so I tend try and figure out how to define the puzzle in prolog and make the machine do it.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Well it is the guardian.
They're famed for misprints.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# 'ning b3ta
*looks at numbers*

AAAARGARGAG

*runs off screaming*
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Finally, Robin and Rosie came forward and told of what happened at Cockleshell Bay...

(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha
*cliiiiiiiiiiick*


cor it's quiet on here.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# ditto
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# ^ this
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# "click"
woo
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# ....

(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# "click"
tee hee
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Har!
good 'ning evrybody
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# minor TJ:
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# That's a bit f'kin mad!
:O
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Interesting
thanks for linking that :)
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Yes
Very odd. It really should not have survived going that kind of distance.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Hello you :)
How's China?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Oops
Only just noticed your reply! Sorry.

Beijing is good thanks. Ticking over nicely, but I have more work to dao then, well, ever. Oh dear....
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:03, archived)
# hahah
how long have you been waiting to do that? :)
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I only thought of it last night
brain....slow...me think...funny
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# lol.
so whats the latest ? has kate managed to acctully look a little sad yet ?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# super
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Pfft/ning everyone =]
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Hehe.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# hehehe
those cheeky mccanns, whatever next?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] my wings are like a shield of


sorry
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Still would.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# TOAP etc
but fuck that, this picture is still brilliant.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# His wings have lost their "shield of steel" effect then.
:D
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# You should've shopped Batfink's head on it
to stop it being a toap.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# yeah
but look at the sad bar steward would have been a waste :D
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] When Banksy's identity was revealed everyone was shocked.

(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# In that case
He's just doubled his street cred.

Woo!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Plus
You know he was an officer in the Gurkhas.

www.tonyhart.co.uk/more_about_tony_hart.htm

Double hard bastard!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Hahaha
'ningles!

Slight TJ.
Anyone know of a site I can load a gif into and break it down into frames.

/no animator at work blog.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# 'Ning
Dunno about the website/gif thing.

*Edit* There's a few here that might do it:

www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2005-40,GGLG:en&q=online+gif+editor
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Oh well.
I'm so bored and I've got an idea bubbling over!

Speaking of Banksy did you ever see this?
b3ta.com/links/132789

[ed] Thanks mate, I really didn't think it would be that easy. :s
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Interesting!
And I was thinking about doing the same as you did to the Banksy CDC this morning :)
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# T'was a good find!
Thanks again, I have something to do now!

=]



[ed] used this one online-image-editor.com/
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# heh
I would love that to be true
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Ah
it's all so obvious now

Woo
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# ace
ahem...


One of them's an imposter!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# I saw this later this afternoon when I trawled through the compo posts
No semi-plagarism intended, sir.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# This HAS to be true
*Clicks*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# And the crowd say...
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Nope, his continued releasing of records is the curse
nicely :)
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# He should be kicked off a cliff
for sampling Bowie.
But have a woo anyways :)
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Saw him on TV recently (ick)
Think he's finally managed to wash off that indelible marker pen ink that was his "beard". Now he's gone for the "macho stubble" look.

He's still bland.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# saw him on EMA
we were all arguing over if it was him or not until he spoke. and he sang that umberellaaa song wrong.
but he was not as hilarious as the cracking amy winehouse who got an award and didnt say anything.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Pork products.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Hahaha
good!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I likes it.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# He looks a bit like Kai from Lexx when upside down
And now I want ham.

May I touch it?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Thank you for calling Microsoft support helpline, you are number 1,304,567 in the queue, please hold
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# pfffffffft
simple, but oh so effective
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Arf!
Too true.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# ouch
he he
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Braw!
And just a bit wrong, just how I like 'em! ;D
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# ha ha!
good work!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Class in a glass
woo!

STOP THE COMPO, WE HAVE A WINNAR
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# ^THIS THIS THIS THIS^
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Haha,
funny on several levels.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Doesn't deserve its own thread


I know, I know...Hull.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# top stuff
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Haahahahaha
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I'm a ghost, I'm a shadow, I'm gone. Pfft!
sorry i just had to. *clicks*
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# WINNER!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# there is 10:33 here in ploland
ning
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
# I am making eggs and toats right now.
Yours looks better than mine will.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# I was going to, but I couldn't be bothered
so I put in a pizza and some hash browns.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I wish I was goiong to see Black Sabbath tomorrow
I saw them a few years ago and they still rock, although it was the original line up when I saw them
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# It was tomorrow yesterday.
But now it's today :D
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# ^this^
2005
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# its 8:35 pm in australia (parts of it)
and i can almost smell the pepper on those eggs
thanks for making me hungry!
:)
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Why am I looking at your (hot) dog?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# That is clearly not a hot dog
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# cock!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Pisses!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# They need to do way instain mother> who kill their babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Your post is a nonsense.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# ...
"You don't need a reason. Everybody needs more nonsense in their lives."
(Walrus Man Let's pub, Fri 20 Jul, 10:17) on b3ta
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# ^this^
with cheese and incense!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# I'll second that :D
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)
# it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids.
they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost him chrilden; I am truley sorry for your lots
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I joined in down there V
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# How girl get pragnent
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# how girl get pragnent
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Braw!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# mmmm braw indeed :)
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Good morning all
I just had some brioche and some milk. I feel I missed out ;)
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Looks good
except for the fag ash on the egg.

Also, there's about half as much on that plate as there should be.

(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# there's no success
like excess!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# I'll ready the defibrilator!
That hurts my heart looking at it!
*jealouses*
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Ohhhh
want!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# but just now my morning is really complete
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# an the last one


now im done
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
#
what is that?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# cake
...
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Drugs after breakfast!
*mutters something about the youth of today*
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)
# *Spluffs*
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Blimey, that looks so utterly delicious.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)
# *grumbles*
This is making me hungry
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I can't express how much I hate you right now
*cries*

I love you give me this!!!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Right, well
The fact of the matter is, sometimes bears like to try and dress up like Sandy Olsson from the film Grease.
I'm not making any judgement about this. It's just a fact. I'm just reflecting reality.



You should probably click this and read A Nicer World
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Me Likey
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Bears are nasty things. Study them at your own risk. AAU
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# hahahaha - it would appear that, Grease; still is the word!
*click*
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)
# I was just showing the littlest Manley a Grease Medley
and I come back to this!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)
# haha loony :)
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# would
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Haha!
Marvellous!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# this is a dirty, dirty lie.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 7:04, archived)
# I am a little scared at how this came out.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
*clicks furiously*
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:14, archived)
# It's fucking well done!
nice job!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Thank you.
I was hoping for something more obvious really, but I kind of got stuck in a loop.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)
# It's Cindi Lauper!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Morning darling!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Looks more like
Laura Dern to me.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)
# KIWF!!!
Tempted to say nuke from orbit,
but it's a wooful pic. Woo.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)
# That is fucking appalling
well done
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:01, archived)
# This makes me hurt in the brain.
But that's a good thing :D
Also: www.b3ta.com/links/lol_internet
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:01, archived)
# I really
hope the guy who did this was either:

-Stoned
-Insane
-Not serious
-All of the above.

Then again, it would appear it is german. Nuff said.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:06, archived)
# But it's awesome anyway
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:13, archived)
# One of your robots has eyebrows on its tits.
I like this.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:03, archived)
# 100% of fact
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 7:21, archived)
# You forgot
the corner!

No emo fruit is complete without a corner!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 7:39, archived)
# Lemon
lemon
lemon
lemon
lemon

DAMN! you're right!

edit: also, you can't spell LEMONPARTY without 'EMO' and 'ART'. i don't want to illustrate this point though :¬\
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 7:56, archived)
# You're right..
WE MUST TELL THE INTERNET!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 8:16, archived)
# YALL SHOULD BE ASHAME
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 8:43, archived)
# WHY
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 8:51, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:21, archived)
# how girl get pragnent
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)
# they need to do way instain mother
who kill their babby, because these babby can't frigth back?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Fucking shitty cavemen.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# DON'T DIS THE CAVEMEN
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I use a steamed pudding mold.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)
# LEMUN!
AICMFP

Edit: Apparently, Lemun is an actual spelling!
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=lemun
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 8:05, archived)
# or
mon mormon
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 8:23, archived)
# hahaaaa!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 8:56, archived)
# *clix*
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:02, archived)
# cheer up, its the weekend, after all
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 5:37, archived)
# Awwww
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 6:40, archived)
# lully but sad :(
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 8:58, archived)

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