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spent the afternoon making aliens ....

(londoner, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:21, archived)

(londoner, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)

they will surely take our jobs

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gravytrain, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)

far too many of them these days!

(londoner, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:25, archived)

Scaring me...

*click*

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my_cat_has_no_shoes meh meh meh MEH MEH, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:57, archived)

Nice and grim . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)

....

Thank you for finding me something to do.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)

ewwwww!!

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)

hehe

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:16, archived)

she's not human

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

THAT's animation.

It wobbles a treat in firefox.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)

It looks like it's trying to escape

i can't blame it

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:18, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:18, archived)

haha :)

he has such a business like approach to that.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:19, archived)

hahah I love his look

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:19, archived)

Condoleeza 'What? It's a perfectly normal face, thank you' Rice.

Whatabitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:19, archived)

PHWOAR

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gravytrain, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:25, archived)

Eurgh!

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:26, archived)

hahaha

right angle jizz, painful

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gravytrain, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)

right in the eye too.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:52, archived)

hee hee

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:36, archived)

Ace!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:42, archived)

agreed!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)

aggggghhhh

Riiiiigggsbbeeeuuuuuughhhh!

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)

booo

sacralege

(pdjpdj, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:31, archived)

KA-BLAM!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:36, archived)

COCK

ROCKET!!!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

Charlie and the Football Factory

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:12, archived)

i'll 'ave you ya cunt!!!

spill my everlasting fizzy will ya!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:14, archived)

you fackin oompa loompas

I'll slit yer right up

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)

Confession

Did anyone else have a slight crush on Charlie's mum?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:19, archived)

*scratches head*

can't remember what she looked like...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:19, archived)

If by 'crush' you meant involving the use of a Record Press.

Then, certainly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:20, archived)

Whatever gets you hard, dude.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:21, archived)

Well, in all candour, that kind of activity wouldn't be high up the list.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)

I'd shag

an umpah lumpah, for fun like.

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:20, archived)

No.

But if I was a woman I'd join your society.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:23, archived)

YAY!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:27, archived)

YAY indeed!

For yes, he has been in the greatest band ever to have existed. And several other awesome bands also.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)

General Patton vs Dillinger Escape Plan

GET THIS RECORD.

It's awesome.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:34, archived)

I have it

I also have the entire FNM and Bungle discography.

/hero worship blog

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:37, archived)

Ah, I like you.

What do you think to the Peeping Tom record?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:38, archived)

It's one of the few things I haven't been able to get hold of yet, actually

Is it good?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

hurrah for chocolate !

bit of an old one...

Blog and Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:20, archived)

Superb!

*presses imaginary 'I Love This! button*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:20, archived)

but a great one.

i feel i've wooed it before and i'll woo it again.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:21, archived)

ha!

niec

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:21, archived)

hahaha!

I'll cut you up you caaaaaant

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:31, archived)

Exclusive footage of the RAF's research into mobile aircraft carriers

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:11, archived)

hahahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:13, archived)

:D What a cutie!

Slight TJ- does anyone have a leopard gecko? I've had mine for four months and she's never said anything and now she's sort of....barking. In a tiny high pitched way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:13, archived)

Sorry, only got a leopard operating system.

*gets coat*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:14, archived)

Far too geeky for me to even understand.

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:16, archived)

That bark translates as "I love you".

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)

I wish, she's ambivalent towards me if anything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:16, archived)

you have a chiuhuhuahhahaa(sp?)

damned pet shop people!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)

No, she is a lizard!

And twasn't a pet shop- she'd have been very expensive if it was as she's a hyper tangerine or something like that. Nah, my cousin was a breeder....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)

that sounds scary...

my cousin is a breeder...

=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:18, archived)

:D He's moved onto chameleons now

Not sure if he's breeding them though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:22, archived)

but when i was in mexico, the geckos (no idea what species) on the wall of the room i was living in used to call to each other...i think it's the males that "bark" at each other (but could easily be mistaken)...
i think it's normal behaviour for them when they want some sexy time....

(prostheses, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:18, archived)

She's definitely a girl, she has perianal wotsits.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:20, archived)

that

conjures up a bizarre mental image of a lizard/cheesy snack hybrid...

maybe i was just talking bollocks about it being the males that call, i just have a vague recollection of being told that...anyway, geckos do call though...according to wikipedia that's the origin of their name:
"The name stems from the Malay word gekoq, imitative of its cry. "

(prostheses, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:27, archived)

Well that's reassuring.

Maybe she's bored. I'm going to get her something to play with on the way home.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:28, archived)

I've had one for 10 years or so

and he's never made a noise once. I didn't even know they could make noises.

(Bloch McParty, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:20, archived)

I was reading online that sometimes they make noises

But she's doing it when she's alone in her tank so it's not as if she's being threatened. She's not even shouting at her wormies, as she didn't have any in with her then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:23, archived)

Imagine you woke up one day

and your skin was like that spiky bit there under the lizard's chin.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)

I'd run away and join the circus freak show.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:26, archived)

I usually only make planets on Saturday

but I made one today :)

Click for bigger (89KB)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)

Blummin gosh that's lovely!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)

someone already made that one ages ago

bearded guy, probably white

also: this is very nice

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:03, archived)

thats nice.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:03, archived)

Oooh that's lovely!

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:03, archived)

looks a bit swampy down there

any Travelodges?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)

A few,

but most are only 1 star due to reptiods.
Assuming "reptoids" can mean the same as "humanoids" but for reptiles

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:07, archived)

the earth after we've finished polluting it!!

you bastards!!
*flounces off in sandles*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:07, archived)

Looks a bit too green for that

I was thinking it looked like a version of our planet a few billion years back, before all the continents had shifted to look so seperate

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:10, archived)

Yeah, and the air was still clean

and we had plants instead of large areas of scarred land.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:11, archived)

yes mummy....

thats an ace idea..

tell santa i'm good....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:12, archived)

Pangea FTW!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)

Very nice!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:04, archived)

This is lovely

And is making me smile :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:04, archived)

Brillio

/re-lurks

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)

I like planets too :)

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)

He's a nice man really.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)

Popeye Now: Redux?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:00, archived)

Jake The Mus' could easy have Popeye.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)

Jake the Who?

I know Jake the Peg (diddleiddleiddleum) but I'm sure that's not who you mean.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:03, archived)

Jake The Mus' - the guy in the pikshure.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:10, archived)

No he isn´t

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:25, archived)

indeed

who would have thought that Jenga Fett was a wife-beating Maouri?

Not me.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:34, archived)

Altogether now... Bzzz bzzzzz bzzz.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)

i wonder what shes got up there making all that noise?

arf!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)

Crushing Canoes between her thighs

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:57, archived)

That's a comfortable but stylish outfit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:57, archived)

I wear it most weekends.

Very comfy.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

smart. but casual.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

*splurt*

Office LOL!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:16, archived)

I predict some tilt/gravity shenanigans

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)

like these?

pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF115-Hug_Bot.jpg

excellent site this

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:01, archived)

haha

how odd

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)

Hahaha:

pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF229-Miggs.jpg

Afternoon!

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:03, archived)

he is rather excellent.

hopefully my pbf unicorn power tshirt will come in for christmas.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:04, archived)

excellent name for a band!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)

* There's a thought

* if only I had a band?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:01, archived)

i've got a massive band here.

i'm afraid to flick it at someone because i'm afraid it'll kill them.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)

is it The Fat Boys?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:04, archived)

it could well be...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:07, archived)

Found One!

and named it!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:16, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:21, archived)

hahaha

top

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)

fantastic :)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:57, archived)

done for the blog but thought I'd post it here

Blog and Archive

soz about size - halftone gets fuzzy when smaller..

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)

excellent

i like the cartoonyessness of it!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)

arf! i like this!

very funny, love the halftone too

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)

that's ace,

and very well created. :)

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)

Ooooh, reminds me of Lichenstein!

very nicely done BBD, as per.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)

tis a pseudo Lichtenstein

:-)

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:57, archived)

i thought it looked like the beano....

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)

Have a look!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Lichtenstein

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

hehe i know who he is, i have a print of his painting of magneto in my bedroom

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)

Second T!

I was wondering if there was a second T. Ah, your knowledge is full and weighty m'dear.

It's very nice- you've got the simplicity of the composition bang on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)

WOO!

and i think they may have been stitched up by the painter and decorator who's refurbing their offices.

are they having hand printed wallpaper like that judge did a couple of years ago, also at the tax payers expense.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)

hand crafted oak doors

and plenty more..

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)

Hahaha, surely no!

Lovely

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)

poor Des

has Peter Hain been showing him his 'biometric something'?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)

poor peter hain

- once accused of visiting rallying and other sports using taxpayer funded flights, trains etc.
www.bbdo.co.uk/blog/archives/157

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:04, archived)

This is my Xmas tree, made into a kind of e-card

I took a short movie with the room lights off and a still flash pic and spent ages combining the two. Then I got a bit silly...

It's for sending to friends I can't visit or invite over this Xmas to make them smile.
What you reckon, nice & Christmassy or too dim & Optimisationy?

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..wil, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)

*smiles*

is good!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:45, archived)

quite classy actually

*click

(Phase3Profit pees too much, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)

yay how very b3ta,

that's fab.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:47, archived)

Yeh,

you can't beat a smiley mouthed fluffy, can you!?

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..wil, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)

well,

with a stick maybe...

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)

b3ta should market some mouse flavoured smiley mouth fronted chews

that cats would chew on to get this effect, imagine the hilarity!

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..wil, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:03, archived)

Have a very Crappy Christmas

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)

m'kay.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)

*would

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)

Have.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)

*no surprises there, then

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)

* surprised me!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:47, archived)

By crappy you mean sexy?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:47, archived)

Oh mediocre, weeing isn't sexy :(

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)

it is if Ann Widdecombe is doing it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

Bunneeeezzz

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)

ARGH!

this reminds me that i have to go and clean out rabbit pens tomorrow. stinky bastards.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:38, archived)

Can't you potty-train them?

'll be a nice thing to do too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)

you can have house rabbits...

they go in a litter tray.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)

well, the rabbits are more pleasant to deal with.

the rats, now that's a different story. especially the naked ones.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:50, archived)

she's going to use that coin to flick his eye out!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:38, archived)

The arms confuse me.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)

I'll remove the garments for easier understanding......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)

excellent plan!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)

I think he's touching the wrong bit

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)

not from the back!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)

If he squeezes any harder...

They are going to pop!

There she blows"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)

(pdjpdj, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)

Reggie!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)

he lurves the cream!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)

This needs to be CDC'd HARD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)

i didnt get where i am today

by licking ice cream

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)

Good Skillz with the ears there, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)

Another triumph!

'noon pmj

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Weetobix, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:10, archived)

Jambon Jovi

For no particular reason other than I'm seriously bored.

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:35, archived)

Ha!

I see your Jambon Jovi, and raise you a Salmon Rushdie!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)

haha

niec

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:38, archived)

I have a salmon rushdie

I will raise you a KT Turnstile...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)

hahahhaa

chortle
i likes

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)

Always nice to roll this one out again...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)

Hahahaha YES!

(please find enclosed in this reply:)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:49, archived)

Excellent! :D

You've forced me to play my trump card...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

right, it's hometime for meeeeeeee

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)

hahaha

that's terrible

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)

Nelly Farturdo!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)

I'm bored too.

I'm particularly bored of this "news" story - mind if I TJ?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)

Hydrophobe!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:38, archived)

I quite like it

It has mystery, intrigue, fraud and no four-year-old girls or members of the royal family.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)

oh hai canoeist story

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boris the spider, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)

Prolly bindun

had to get it out of my system

(i_gif_up, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:30, archived)

pffft!

crikey!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:31, archived)

oh my gaaaaaaawd its DAWG MAN!

woo yay

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:32, archived)

epic,

i like your username too.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:35, archived)

That gets a click, that does

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)

At Christmas remember.. The Father, The Sun and the Holy Goat..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)

"I am the says messiah goat?"

is that esperanto?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:22, archived)

A frog?

In which bidet?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:23, archived)

pffft

philistines

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)

paris hilton's looking better than usual there

woo!

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:23, archived)

Hairier though

The beard's new...

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:24, archived)

No, that's a goat

I can see how this misunderstand could happen.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:24, archived)

World's slowest messiah

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:27, archived)

Father, Son and Holy Cow!

/Rainmakers lyrics blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:38, archived)

Gimme teh chocolates!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:13, archived)

*heart melts*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:13, archived)

only if the tea is hot.

but if it's any consolation, he probably lost feeling when his legs liquified.

oh you mean your heart, not the puppy's!

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fross Read your email on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:24, archived)

Waiter, there is a......

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)

Puppies aren't great for dunking

I find leverets easier

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)

Did you know?

Horses are shameless in their attempts to be the centre of attention.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)

Forsooth!

I loveth Horses.

Nonny.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:11, archived)

That is because.....

They are ~~Evil~~ Alien!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)

This is terrifying

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)

I want to believe!

ace!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:22, archived)

Hahaha

wonderful

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:36, archived)

Horses!

How wonderful.

: )

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

I don't like this like Michael Jackson doesn't like sleeping with children.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:20, archived)

you like it but it's going to get you into trouble one day?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:23, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:26, archived)

eureka ka ka ka ka!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:25, archived)

This is not the greatest post in the world.

This is just a tribute.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)

Does he listen to it during Ramadan?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:06, archived)

Megadeath obviously.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:06, archived)

Ooooooooooooo

Political!

Unless you mean he becomes Megadeathmanatramadan

in which case, you sir have just asploded MY silly-ometer...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)

bananaramadan?

pfft!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:07, archived)

Oh great

You've broken my silly-o-meter!!!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:06, archived)

\0/

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:06, archived)

I want a binocular version

must be ace

(

sinisterduck, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:17, archived)

It is!

I can recommend it to everyone

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:38, archived)

Why is he in the simpsons living room?

I smell a forgery!

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:07, archived)

his room had bananas everywhere and loads of text!

Couldnt be arsed to clear it all!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:07, archived)

forgiven then.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:13, archived)

acacier road or evergreen terrace. :)

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:07, archived)

hehe yeah i tried it on

it was quicker this way

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:11, archived)

*coughs* Acacia *coughs*

Otherwise woo :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)

fuckin google!

stitched me up again! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:13, archived)

Bless you.

*wipes nose*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:13, archived)

hahahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)

Not sure really

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:52, archived)

hahahahaha!!!

there's something about that i love!
*clicks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)

are you

bill sykes?

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:58, archived)

sometimes

if the mood takes me

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)

eeek

*fears

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)

* grabs

* faginizes

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:01, archived)

?You can balance a bottle

on your cock????

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)

* reminds self

don't laugh out oud when the office is quiet and you have water in your gob! :D

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)

Hey

I was going to say that!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:07, archived)

Propes

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The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:40, archived)

Bramage

I love this.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:41, archived)

Bramage

Indeed...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:41, archived)

hahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:41, archived)

*bramages*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)

portmanteaus

i love the expression on the last frame

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)

niec

me likes
whoop

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)

hooray for bramage!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)

thants!

grrrrrrreat

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)

I want a book about

Mental Breakage.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

This is the closest that's available

at the moment..
www.amazon.co.uk/Deal-No-Noel-Edmonds/dp/009192006X/ref=pd_sbs_b?ie=UTF8&qid=1197298234&sr=1-2

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The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:52, archived)

*shudders*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:55, archived)

Nooo thats not fair

it wasnt meant to do mentally breakage to me!!!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:58, archived)

I have heard that this one is very good.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mental Breakdown/dp/1560109866/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1197298773&sr=1-7

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:01, archived)

WOO!

i met a very nice man yesterday while out with mrs thor and thoretta, he was a very honest chap, having coffe on the table opposie from us, he disclosed that he had mental health problems, was a haevy drinker and smoker and was very relient on benifits.

he was a delightful chap and we had a plesent conversation, i am unsure as to whether he had any bramage or not.

i suspect not, i suspect that his brain might be wired using the ladybird book of using electric in your home 1953.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:51, archived)

there's nowt as queer as folk...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:56, archived)

indeed

or indeed homosexualists.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)

i think i have bramage too

BRAMAGE!

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:56, archived)

Ah ,The Neville

Always a pleasure.

I have relatively little bramage as well...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)

Bramage!

Hahahahahaha.

*broams*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)

possibly your best ever

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:33, archived)

*Merry Zombie Christmas

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:31, archived)

and a mmmmmmmnnnnnnggggggg braaaaaainsssss to you too!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:32, archived)

I've had worse corpses than that

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Weetobix, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:32, archived)

In the eyesocket?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:34, archived)

Only if I brought a spoon with me

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Weetobix, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:37, archived)

Wuss.

Squidginess is all of teh sexeh.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:38, archived)

that's my fucking mum!

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:32, archived)

please correct word order.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:35, archived)

haha

how did you know?

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:36, archived)

just a guess.

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:39, archived)

as opposed to your foster mum?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:52, archived)

sexy nurse zombie holocaustmas.

yay

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:32, archived)

Here, Mr Phex,

Have this nice soothing up of tea.

*hands soothing cup of tea*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:33, archived)

mmm soothing

why are you offering me soothing cups of tea?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)

Because I'm nice like that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:13, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:39, archived)

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