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# Episode 3
Drugs, porn and now....fart jokes! - Have i run out of material or is this a cunning ploy to lull you into a false sense of security?


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With a name and everything!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:52, archived)
# BROOOOOOOOOOON
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:50, archived)
# looks like he's squaring up for a fight
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:51, archived)
# :)
I like his eratic stubble
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:52, archived)
# you forgot to draw the bolts in...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Haha, lovely :)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 20:10, archived)
# I'll have a Chicken Legend please.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:10, archived)
# he aint so bad!
its those french ones i dont like. I think they are called french pigeons, somebody told me they are called wood pigeons but i reckon they are french pigeons...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Wood?
or Would?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:13, archived)
# haha!
draw me a would pigeon and i will celebrate via the medium of dance!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Would.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:29, archived)
# I'll have the breast of would pigeon please.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:30, archived)
# The correct phrase is..
...Sunshine Elephant would™
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 20:13, archived)
# would!
*dancing now*
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)
# not french partridges, then?
that pigeon drawing is all of the brilliant, by the way
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:45, archived)
# YES!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Haha!


I photoshoped yur chikkin Pigeon with my pencil^^
And then I made it a mind-controlled chikkin-pigeon-peanut-tanks^^

(dont ask me why, couse i really dont know why, it just seemed to be a good idea at the time)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:51, archived)
# I'm bored, so have this.


Happy multi-cultural Winter Festival.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:00, archived)
# he looks so happy :D
then disaster strikes!

have another non-denominational card

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:02, archived)
# ...and condiments of the new year!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Right back at you!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Pea?


(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:21, archived)
# This giant cumin will kill us all!
*flees*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha
fine comic timing from that tree
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:02, archived)
# super duper
magic scooter, great
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:03, archived)
# haha brilliant,
justice!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Crushing ! . . . Santa roast time . . .
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:09, archived)
# He's
shrinking in the wash FIRE!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Claus-nuts roasting
on an open fire...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:33, archived)
# hahaha poor wee chap :)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:12, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Like a seasonal Sisyphus
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:18, archived)
# wishing...
...you an agreeable winter festival*.

uossd u od ds no sod s s u puou sosn o sp 'suol 'sln 'solo o pl ou nq upnlu suosdns ood o sopu o psn q ou qp o u
*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:22, archived)
#
WHAT THE FUCK?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:25, archived)
# license agreement
standard terms apply
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:28, archived)
# this this?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Yay for non-denominational cards!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:25, archived)
# This is excellent
Woo
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] First time I've compo'd for a while


Inspired by these signs we used to sell at work,
www.engrish.com/image/engrish/santa-please-stop.jpg
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:56, archived)
# "Santa, I've been a good girl. please stop"
Is just sinister
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Very
I got given one as a leaving gift from that job.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Beware !
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:05, archived)
# HAHA!
brill
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Snap!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Painting to go . . .
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:32, archived)
# This is nice.
I'm 20 tomorrow, someone draw me a birthday picture :D
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Isn't it past your bed time?
And haven't you got school tomorrow?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Have you taken your medication?
Your zimmer frame is next to your bed if you need to go toilet in the night... or would you prefer the rubber sheets again?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Make a wish and blow !


Happy Turnip Day !
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:41, archived)
# *wishes to meet goatse man*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:44, archived)
# I'M SORRY,
YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP A BIT.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Is this any good?


Make sure you don't eat it until tomorrow
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:41, archived)
# :D poifek
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:42, archived)
# congratules. happy birthday
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:41, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Happy Birthday!!


(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Yattah!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:53, archived)
# a picturesque view
hohoho
top stuff
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:36, archived)
# The sauce was begging for it . . .
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:42, archived)
# home copying
is killing picturesque countryside scenes
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Silly Tybalt

Big!


He really should have known better.

Click here and save the world!*
*light at arm's length.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:11, archived)
# silly tybalt!
blue is the only good colour for a uniform!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:13, archived)
# ah,
now i get it. nice
have a repost then:
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Now who posted those cartoon KKK members
with the one wearing pink robes and shouting "STOP MIXING WHITES WITH COLOUREDS!"
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Prodigy69 I think...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:21, archived)
# "and she said jellybean?"
"i said no, i don't like the black ones"




"...no?"
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:22, archived)
# hahaha!
:D
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Echo!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:16, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Better than the brown shorts ?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:22, archived)
# ghost of zebracow. he not stop running
i don't know why i carried on with this one, to be honest. it's not like it really worked

click for qualityer
(940k)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:00, archived)
# this is possbily the best thing ever
888888
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:02, archived)
# the days are short
in zebracow land
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:03, archived)
# or he runs very slowly
& it's time-lapse
(i already took out half the frames to get the size below several meg)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:05, archived)
# i prefer to think
that he lives on another planet, one populated entirely by zebracows, giraffelopes, crocoducks and crabsters
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:09, archived)
# i think i'd like to take a visit there
although b3tans will have already shopped the required animals, i'm sure
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:16, archived)
# watch out for the crabsters
they're vicious little buggers but, at 2ft long, they make a delicious anf filling meal.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:19, archived)
# High on zeebablez !
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:06, archived)
# electric zebras!
fearsome.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Moon - sun - phases . . .
like yours !
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:09, archived)
# ZeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeBWA!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Quik . . . run for your liver !
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Lovely
Where are you?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:07, archived)
# where am i?
at home, in front of my computer
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:09, archived)
# I saw you signed up for the Manchester bash
which is why I asked
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:12, archived)
# oh. yes, that
wigan (well, just outside. no zebracows here, though)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:17, archived)
# I went to Wigan once
The bash is going to rock, I hope I can make it still.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:19, archived)
# 'once' is the best qualifier for 'i went to wigan'
yeah, should be good. can't go too wrong with mulled wine. any plans on where it's going after the stall shuts?
might you not be able to make it, then?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:26, archived)
# I dunno where to go after, maybe somewhere in the Northern Quarter would be good
I just had surgery on my face so unless it heals by then I'm either going to have to miss it or turn up in a burhka.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:40, archived)
# ow. hope it gets better soon
otherwise, burkha will be fine. at least i should be able to spot you
there won't be many other burkha-wearers at the mulled wine stall
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:47, archived)
# i rather like that
i do
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:08, archived)
# They want to say


*hello*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:55, archived)
# ymca?
i like the look of them, though
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:00, archived)
# _
6 scary zombies, 2 scary ghost´s and 1 not so scary zombie-ghost-cow.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:09, archived)
# zombie cows
unscariest of all the zombies
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Need a decoder . . .
interesting . . .
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:08, archived)
# quick paintmash
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# *SPAAAANG*
Edit: War of the Worlds o'clock. BYE YOU GROUP OF THINGS =]
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)
# eh?
what? What is this about invaders from mars?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You's a getting a click!

:D
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)
# ta
it's already got a better reaction than my FaecesBook one. maybe it was the big coiled turd that was offputting
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:37, archived)
# I think that one turned my stomach
*snatches click back*

:P
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:42, archived)
# doh! when will i learn
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:45, archived)
# :)
See you all later!

*waves*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Excellent end to the day.
Good work sir!

Byeeee
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)
# T'rar chuck!
*waves*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)
# you silly.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:33, archived)
# haha. ace
you get the good spang
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:51, archived)
# choo choo choo
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:04, archived)
# haha.
right next to faceboke
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Nervous Tissue..
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
# I like.
Have a click.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
# heheheheh
c'mere, little tissue....
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Making this made me feel slightly guilty
about all the horror I've put them through.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)
# don't feel guilty
some people wipe babies' arses with them, ffs
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Yes, that's true.
I'm practically giving them a treat.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)
# if sperm is good for the skin and makes it look younger
why do my hands both look as old as each other?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Because you rub it between your hands afterwards?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)
# your sperm is deadly acid

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)
# just mine ?
should i use this power for good or evil ?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)
# My vote goes for
evil. Burn the eyes of the righteous.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)
# i'm not sure there are many benevolent uses for casutic man fat

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:21, archived)
# evil will always triumph
because good is dumb.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)
# LONESTAR
oh my i haven't seen that in a while, what a film
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)
# saw it on dvd a while ago
bought it straight away!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# stop masturbating with the backs of your hands
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:21, archived)
# poor wee guy
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# 'ning buddy
How hard was it to get into a game of CoD the other day?

Edit: I like the picture too because it is scientific and I am science.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)
# This is what revision makes me do
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Yeah, I always seem to find a distraction too.
Revising A-level biology?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# MSc Medical Physics,
but we do a module in biology for dummies
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Wow!
So a bit harder than A-level biology. I had the option of doing a module in physics on medical physics but I went for particle physics instead.

Hadrons and the like FTW!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)
# :) Particle Physics is always fun.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Yeah and I got a B.
but Es in the other modules
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:34, archived)
# yea The C.O.D servers are shite, everytime you got a game started it would disconnect

they should sort it out
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)
# You playing later?
If the servers aren't being gay to the max.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)
# not sure yet, if I'm not out watchin' the footy then I'll probably be on :)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Good stuff.
Maybe kill you later then.

(that's a maybe if you're on, not a maybe kill you, I will kill you).
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)
# we'll see ;)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I'll shoot you with an under barrel grenade launcher.
And on that bomb-shell, see you later. Cheerio.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Haha!
Reminds me of this
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Pffffft
:D
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)
# a potential poster for my local ATC squadron
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

what do you reckon?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)
# A psd file?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)
# pointing silly device?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:13, archived)
# psd?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)
# summat to do with photoshop sorry
first pic from photoshop, forgive me
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)
# try using the b3ta hosting
located at the post a new message tab doda.
image shack are crap.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)
# hahaha
*adds blending mode*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)
# i'll slip this in here then

my offering this year for my chums, might still fiddle a bit
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Ahhhh, Merry Christmas dude.
*presents*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:13, archived)
# aaaawww :)
have a good'un
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
# That is fantastica!
Woo
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
# excellente
have a santa

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
# still working out how to get flickering tv effect into this
this was going to be a lot ruder mummy bears hand is poised.

love the nice strong colours in yours.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)
# thanks
the full version is huge, was a christmas promo thing i did a couple of years ago
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:25, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)
# That's lovely
I would like to go to their party.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)
# That polar bear on the right looks like he's having a fiddle too.
Smashin'
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# FAIL!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)
# ^ This ^

* B3ta doesn't need you

and all of those comments as well ¬
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:21, archived)
# *clears throat*
:O
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Fail!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Now this I like!
HAVE A GREAT BIG WOO
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Yay
good one
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I once saw one of these with the caption

"PULL MY FINGER"

Pfffttt
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)
# been done many times by squadrons all over the UK
Trust me.. i made one once..
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Jeez, brings back memories
Like free passes into Humberside airshow, and a flight on a PBY :)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:45, archived)
# oh
to be original, think i may stick a kitten face there or just leave eit be
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 20:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Arf!
Bendy legs :D
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Teehee!
Be Sleevey!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)
# *checks back of head*
There are eyes! there are eyes! Oh my God there's something wrong with me!

...


...


Hang on, that's just tangles in hair. All well!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Are you Cordelia?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)
# I can be...
What game are we playing?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)
# The 'loose links to telly shows the captain has watched' game.
That was the Angel round.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Gah! I guessed Buffy...
Apparently, he has a nice back. O_o
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)
# He does have a lovely back.
Good shoulders.

In Angel he's much broader than in Buffy. Actually, his back and shoulders are very like the manwife's in that respect. He must have been a swimmer before he became an actor.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Hmm... swimming you say...
meh, still sounds like excercise to me.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Ah, he hasn't done it in years
but he used to swim, play rugby and do tae kwon do, so he's got a swimmer's back, rugby players legs and if he kicks you, it'll be in the face and you'll be knocked out.

Having said all of this he's a big pacifist and the most pain you'll ever get from him is being behind him at a gig when he's headbanging. Metre long dreads.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)
# *fears*
Why would he kick me in the face?

Is it something I said?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Nah, read on- I edited.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:19, archived)
# If he's into any of the same music you are...
This actually represents a very real danger...

I've learned the hard way to avoid people with dreads at gigs...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Yeah, I'm used to it.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)
# FACE OF STEEL!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Angel off Buffy?
Some folk reckon my sweetie looks like him.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Well a lucky maiden you must be!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Oh I am
He also cooks. :D
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)
# You're onto a winner!
Anyway, I have to leave, I'm afraid.

Bye bye! xx
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Cripes...
Better keep Mrs. Doom away from him then...

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Is she the one with the funny mouth?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Erm.....
She gets widescreen in Angel. Not fat, not at all. Just....wider.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)
# *googles*
Yes, that's her, the ridiculously named Charisma Carpenter...

She gets 'widescreen'??? Crikey! I thought she was very trim... albeit with a funny mouth.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
# She stays trim, that's the odd thing.
She just gets less narrow.

I'm quite a wide person, and she gets more....built. Like me.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Be wide with pride!
I say. :)
g'nite b3ta
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)
# *waves*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)
# i'm sleevey
and i took up smoking and cake aaages ago!
does this make me cool now?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)
# excellent
my legs are straight and I smoke, I must be super-cool!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:13, archived)
# like this....
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho Ho Ho Chi Ming !
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Either ya out, or..
Urine!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Yerrow Livel . . .
P fleery . . .
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)
# looky looky, I got hooky!
...no idea what I'm on about, I go now

;D
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)
# rufio!
*hangs head in shame for knowing what you're talking about*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)
# The Boo Box!
hehhee, do you know..

That the pirate who goes into the 'Boo Box' is infact..
Glenn Close.
Trufax yall. Really must go now.
:D
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Hang on.
I call my manwife Boo.

And I am patently a pirate.


ARG.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# bye!
and remember, to a ten-year-old, i'm huge!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)
# he lives in your nuts


it true
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:00, archived)
# i am so, so glad
that i have no nuts.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:01, archived)
# *WIN*
I has none.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:02, archived)
# wooooah!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:02, archived)
# WASHYMACHEEEEEEEEN!
As the Japanese say.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)
# mr. sparkle!
number one besto washoooooooo!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Ichiban!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)
# superb
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Whooooooa!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# *makes way for the lawyers*
STAMPEDE!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)
# *whistles*
Don't know what you mean!

This was on the list I think :O
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)
# I was having waaaaay too much fun with Illustrator
When suddenly it all went Pete...

Link to flashy graffix thing - not for those who hate flashies

Last one for tonight. See yous all in the nigles!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)
# urgh! :(
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Oops.
Sorry Prog. Now linked.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Fantasy Car


Based on the picture of my car, a Fiat Stilo 3d 1600 16v 105 hp
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:55, archived)
# !
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(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:56, archived)
# ooh nicely done
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:56, archived)
# it's
blue falcon!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Looks a bit like
the Mazda Taiki concept.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Sleek fins
and a beak ! Woosh !
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:00, archived)
# dave?
Woo!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I like that

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Why would you tell us...
...how many valves it has?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:40, archived)
# no silly
it's 16volts ...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:47, archived)
# :)

Expecting this question!
I used the model just to say not to buy a fiat with the same engine because in my opinion is not very reliable!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Prolly bindun
Ho Ho Ho!
Click to enlarge.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:52, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:55, archived)
# ho ho ho
*is immediately banned*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha
superbly hull-worthy
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:55, archived)
# And on that note
Home time folks, see y'all tomorrow through my StalkerScope 360™
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:56, archived)
# *waves*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:57, archived)
# *waves*
See you friday maybe!

:D
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# My sin was always
Envy...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Me too, but with a bit of sloth thrown in
(some gluttony as well)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:01, archived)
# lust
and vanity for me
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Lust?
My Japanese car had that
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Pffffffffffft
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)
# heheh
silly
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)
# silly and a little bit lacist
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)
# lacist!
*hands cross and matches*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Everyone loves Sloth!
I know I
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Frosty the Bastard: Walking in the air
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Is this 'inspired'
by the new Irn-Bru advert?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)
# wouldn't know
I live in germany.

but I'm sighing nonetheless.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Do you?
Why do you live there then?

You and Dixy are far too pretty to stay there. Come back.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)
# yes that is true
but I don't think I want to come back. the uk is poo.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Yes but I'm here
You can come over and bring me stuff. Like proper frikadellen.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
I'm going to eat some now.

They rule. Especially with HP.

If I ever make it to a bash, I promise I shall bring you frikadellen.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:01, archived)
# I love you.
I miss them like CRAZY.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Why do you think the UK is full of ugly cunts?
*swiftly runs off with dbroon skipping merrily through Weihnachtsmärkte*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)
# :-(
OH CHEERS DUDE
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Ah-hah ok
They've done a very funny version of The Snowman,
the kid refuses to give snowman a sip of his Irn Bru so he drops him from high above Glasgow.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I haven't seen this either.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Saw it for the first time last night
I giggled.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:50, archived)
# What channel?
If it isn't Dave or BBC3 then I probably won't see it.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:50, archived)
# It may well have been Dave
as I watched HIGNFY, Buzzcocks and QI last night
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Same....
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Dave and BBC3
are the joint-kings of channeldom, now that uktv history goes off at 6.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Before I get home....
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)
# *places bet that the boy lands on a jakey*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)
# He lands in George Square
Right in front of the city hall, in a snowdrift.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)
# lucky for him the snowman got pissed off before parkhead :D
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:00, archived)
# haha
"Yer no singing now yer wee jessie"
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)
# I did chuckle
At this and the Irn Bru version.

How much do you think they paid for the tune?

1 million Euros is my guess.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)
# bloody hell
does the same thing happen in a frickin irn bru ad?

poo.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:46, archived)
# not exactly...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)
# aye
he never cunted his heid off chimneys in the advert.

*claims copyright*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:55, archived)
# This is still very good
It's just obvious you should eb in marketing.

they have the exact music and as far as i can tell the spot on animation. Lyrics are along the lines of:

Snowman: 'Give me some orangey goodness you little fucktard'
Fucktard: 'Do one, whitey'
Snowman: 'Right, see you jimmy' /drops lad
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)
# One Million Euros?
I haven't seen this Irn Bru ad you speak of.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
Fucking magic Paw!

Take this woo for your collection:

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:46, archived)
# haha cheers for the woo
and thanks for the spunk in ma keks.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)
# hahahah have his cousin....Cunty
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Cunty the bastard?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Cousins
his uncle's surname is Cunt
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)
# haha
supoib.

Right, I'm aff hame to bite my hands and shite my pants waiting for texts from my dad about the gers in europe.

/still no fucking bastard internet at home.

cheerio.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:57, archived)
# haha unlucky :)

see you in the last 16......maybe ;P
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Yay! More Frosty the Bastard!
This reminds me, I must find somewhere to host my warped Christmas songs for you all...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)
# can i have a snoob
when they're developed?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)
# You're more than welcome
though this will make me somewhat lopsided if you only have the one...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)
# i suppose
i'll have to have 2 then!

you can have payment in home-made fudge
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:59, archived)
# This will probably encourage more snoobs....
But I'm OK with that! :)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)
# snoobs +fudge
=profit!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Can I possibly enquite why you're after some snoobs?
I'd have thought that being a lady and all you have enough winter / chest activity... Snowy Moobs, whilst appealing, are surely redundant, aren't they?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)
# i'm greedy
and i like snow ;)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
YES!

*clicks*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I like
the fit of the scarf too . . .
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:48, archived)
# hahaha

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Ha! I love Frosty the Bastard
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
I was reminded of him just recently and wondered if you'd make new ones :)
so woo!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)

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