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[challenge entry] WEEEELLLLLLL...
...you know you make me wanna fight South African Tribesmen.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# PFF :D
WOO AND CLICK
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# TITS!
Yes!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# oooh sounds good!
woo yay, tits ftw!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Yes!
*click*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# NORKYS =]
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Lateral thinking!
love it
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 18:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# pipepiperofpippingtonpipesagain!
Woo!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I think he's playing Slayer.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Did you flip that image?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# no i was pointing
your angle is all wrong!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)
# You did flip the image!
Kerry King is right handed... but the main give away is "Slayer" is written backwards.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)
# too quick for me!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Dave Lombardo, what are you doing?
Rocking? Oh, OK.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# *do do do, do do do, do do do do do, do do do do do, do do do do*
/Zelda
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# WINDS REQUIEM.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Wrong, try again.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I can't remember anymore.
I'MA NEED TO PLAY ALL MAH ZELDAZ AGIN.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Epona's song.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)
# No
Look at the fucking picture, and then think about it.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)
# In fairness,
I knew the tune. Just not the title.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Saria's Song
I'd be willing to bet.

Edit: Bah! Beaten to the finish.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# pfftt....
i chuckle now when i see your stuff - it like electric retard but without the mental scarring!
Woo!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# YAZZ FLOOT
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] its been lovely sunny day here
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# : D
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# pfffffpht!!!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# aha
the lesser-spotted bacon beaked retard owl.

*twitches*

Happy new year matey
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# happy new year sir!

(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# :o
is that burd eating my bacon?
why i outta!
Woo!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# :)
that tongue gives me the fear
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# That's what the ladies say to me too
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I would sell my soul to see a bird flying this way.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# *fetches some hammer and nails...*
i'll see what i can do!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *grins expectantly*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# me li(c)key
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# haha
hello sexy
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# hoot !
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Resin
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# basically a screenshot of that sandbox game then
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# what sandbox game?
the one where i stick a crayon up susan lee's fanny? come on we was 5 and in love
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# there was sand coming out for weeks after...
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# The sand must have got everywhere.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# did it melt?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# She said I was the only one - the bitch! Now I want my pencil back...
...on second thoughts, I don't.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# bit noisy
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *fixes that*

tada!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# You did the right thing.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# it's a bit low poly
is it for a game?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# can you post some more shit please.
I have to go soon.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Welcome to ignore.
Population: You.

And some other cunts.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Thought I'd share a few animated gifs I made for another forum
Usually pop these in the signiture lines.










Edit: actually, that's kind of trippy to see then all going at once...
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# fox fucking pandas FTW!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# It's a joke in re-enactment
that all medievallists bum foxes and are hence known as 'fox-bummers'.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# it's no joke! it's true it is!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I see no panda..
*searches*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
#
panda badger
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Aces! =]
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# popbitch?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Yay!
I like the Mr. Chop Chop one

(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# That's our Roman surgeon friend
His show makes kids faint.
Nice!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# uhoh geocities died...
time for b3ta hosting?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Damn you geocities!
I might haul them over to the main website...
Service will be resumed shortly.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Now my shirt
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# eh?
edit: Arrrgh! Stop meme-ing me - I don't understand!!!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hahah lovely
some girls are bigger than otters
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# you otter be careful who you tell that to
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Rat are you gonna do about it?
huh?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I have a vole lot of heavies.
Weasel come round your house and give you a tickle.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# you're just coypuing what he said
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# for fox sake
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# You should smite him with righteous furry
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Blimey.
Things are getting a bit harey
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# beavery careful who you say that to
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Don't worry, I can just hit the road(ent) and escape
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# oh this is awful im gonna gopher a bite to eat now...
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Ooo, I'd quite like a sandwich.
Could you grabbit for me please?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# make it your pigging self... oh i give up
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Best of all the animals
Woo! =]

And a slightly quiet 'ning to you all
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# ning mista p
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Das Leben den Otteren!
I don't speak any German...

Top woo.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# love it.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# He's tiny and adorable. I love him!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# "KK in midget sexing scandal"
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# NO!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# YES!
:D
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Awww, that's lovely. :)
Even if I do loath "emo" slightly...
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Hahah
thank you! ^.^
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Awwwz :)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Yay!
He's awesome :D
Edit: Does he have a name?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I don't know...
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Can I name him Dylan?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I don't see why not, really.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# With hair that colour
Call him "Dylon".
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# pfft
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# His hair is decaying.
Decaying into black and shadow.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# hahahah
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# is emo hair only allowed to go one way?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# That's the only way
I'm good at drawing it. It could go the other way...
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# And emo people only have stubby fingers
It's a bit like The Witches and their feet, but with fingers. True story.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# i want to hug him and pat him
and call him George - :)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# ^.^
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# :O
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# He can have two names.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Yay!
Dylan George...erm...
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Ayden.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Dylan George Aydan.
A name fit for a pocket sized boy!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Heheh
yess!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# He's going to the shops
to get some strawberry bootlaces.
I've got myself craving those now.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Mmmm
*craves*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I have the drink I want, though.
Dandelion and Burdock :D
WOO!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# That sounds kinda nasty!
Dandelion?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I know it sounds bad,
but it's the most delicious drink ever.
We don't get it very often, but mum treated us yesterday to a 2 litre bottle of it
:D
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dandelion_and_burdock
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)
# 16:39 George
16:41 Dylan
*makes wuh wuh noise*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Hahah
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I thought that too,
and was going to say "George Dylan" but "Dylan George" sounds better
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# ^.^
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# he has a dead picachu on his head
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Does not.
Just weird bleach/dye combo.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# You're only fooling yourself
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Nooo!
It is that, though. I'm not fooling myself (or anyone)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# i predict that soon
we will all have dead japanese cartoon character pokemon styled headress.
Im signing up for the "Manga Mop"!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Hahahahah

Personally, Do Not Want.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Can I go for the "misty"?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# No.
Team Rocket was my favorite.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Haha yes!
Professor Oak looks like a right weirdo.
The best is "cinder"
www.k12.hi.us/~paia/pokemon/kidspages/maury/cinder.htm
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# yay
tis very nice that. well done.

Happy new year miss. I've been at home where there is not internet, but now im back in germany and it's all good.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Thank you!


And to you, sir. Nice to 'see' you again. :]
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# It's me, with my hair inside out =]
Roots at the bottom, tips at the root.

ARMADILLOS.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Hahah
Armadillos? Why?

How're you sir?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# old dime bar ad i believe...
tenuous however.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# It's an old Dime bar advert with Harry Enfield.
SMOOTH ON THE INSIDE, CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE.

I'm fine thankee, a little hungover and smelling of other peoples vomit.

The usual.

You?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Err...
okay.

Eeew. Vomit. Eeew. That's usual? Eeew.

I'm good. Quite tired and unfortunately, back to school as of this past Wednesday. :[
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Well, it's not that usual.
But more usual than I'd prefer.

Last time I'm ever being a gentleman, that's for sure..

I HAVE NO NEED FOR SCHOOL, I KNOW ALL.

*thinky powers*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Hahahah
*won't ask*

Well, lucky you, but for some reason, teachers are convinced I'll need to know all about how the government was formed when I'm artist. e_e
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Well, you might become a politically oriented artist.
Or some shit like that.

To be honest, they're only doing what they're told =]
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I guess.
But what they're told to do is boring. My g/e teacher represented anarchy by coming in with a Clash t shirt and playing the Sex Pistols. Like...wtf? Hahah

Also, happy belated new year's.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Yes, happy new years!
Back in the day, they were an anarchistic band, but now they're just... The Sex Pistols...

Nothing more, nothing less.

Sure, they were iconic of their time, but so were a lot of bands. Things change, and to be honest, they might have been inspirational, but they're not great. I wouldn't listen to them...
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# ARMADILLOS?!?!?!?!
ARMADILLOS!!!!!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# =D
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# ARMAGEDDON?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# As rough as a really rough thing


But I am trying :(
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Crivens!
Oh, halp ma boab!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# tha' wis mah first thought
y'ken
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Font is ok
But it's too Broon.
(Pun based on a b3ta joke, so don't take it as an insult :)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Yay!
Nothing wrong with q&d :)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# braw!!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# *Ponders*
Oh ! Take me back to dear old Blighty,
Put me on the train for London Town,
Take me anywhere,
Drop me anywhere,
Liverpool, Leeds or Birmingham
But I don't care,
I should like to see my ...

I don't bless them
Farewell to this land's cheerless marshes
Hemmed in like a boar between arches
Her very Lowness with a head in a sling
I'm truly sorry - but it sounds like a wonderful thing

I said Charles, don't you ever crave
To appear on the front of the Daily Mail
Dressed in your Mother's bridal veil ?
Oh ...
And so, I checked all the registered historical facts
And I was shocked into shame to discover
How I'm the 18th pale descendant
Of some old queen or other

Oh, has the world changed, or have I changed ?
Oh has the world changed, or have I changed ?

Some 9-year old tough who peddles drugs
I swear to God
I swear : I never even knew what drugs were
Oh ...
So, I broke into the palace
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry
And talk about precious things
But when you're tied to your Mother's apron
No-one talks about castration
Oh ...

We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry
And talk about precious things
Like love and law and poverty
Oh, these are the things that kill me

We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry
And talk about precious things
But the rain that flattens my hair ...
Oh, these are the things that kill me

All their lies about make-up and long hair, are still there

Past the Pub who saps your body
And the church who'll snatch your money
The Queen is dead, boys
And it's so lonely on a limb
Past the Pub that wrecks your body
And the church - all they want is your money
The Queen is dead, boys
And it's so lonely on a limb

Life is very long, when you're lonely
Life is very long, when you're lonely
Life is very long, when you're lonely
Life is very long, when you're lonely
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)
# eh?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)
# in before prodigy69
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# ..in fact the word 'prod'
should be used in place of abuse when someone posts a spack.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# AND FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, IT WAS SO.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# *bookmarks this thread*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Either that or "*Adblock*"
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)
# or just the ignore button
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# why do idiots want to post these :(
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# because the world is full of disrespectful fuckwits
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Because the ones that work well
work well.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# This is worth its own thread.
No, really.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# *prod*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# *fetches Sumitriptan*
well done numbnuts
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# while it only mildy irks me
there are a few boarders who have a rather nasty reaction to this sort of image, be a love and link it. ta.

i asked nicely, perhaps i should have just said this is shit, i don't want to be looking at it nor i suspect do too many other people, i can't be bothered with hiding it, *ignores
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# *prod*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)
# tripping is a lot more fun than that
that's just irritating

*edit - I'd have prefered Cemetary Gates to the Queen is Dead
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:27, archived)
# most definitely :D
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# the colours, they taste like music!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# *prod*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:19, archived)
# PROD
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Cock!
*Adblock*

*ignored*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# DEV
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:24, archived)
# STAGE
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:24, archived)
# PROD
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:24, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:27, archived)
# *PROD*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Prod
I'm prodding through peer pressure.
I have no idea what it means.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# dorp!
fuck conformity!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# *PPPPRRRROOOODDDD*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# What a bogan!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)
# pffftttt.....
needs more moccasins, a ute and empty VB cans!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)
# *glees*
 
Just saw this in the archive.. beauty corker mate!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# haha
marvelous
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)
# They taste like shit :S
But this is funny, so have a click
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)
# You can compare the two?
You sick boy.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# MORE LIKE THEY TASTE LIKE AWESOME
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I like them
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:26, archived)
# hmmm
Are you sure you dont work for Rustlers? :P
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I bet their offices smell awful.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I have eaten them before.
I don't think anyone works for them. They simply occur.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hahah!
*click*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I've never had a Rustlers product
Should I try one?

Woo young Archie :)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# me neither to be honest
they were just one of the first things that popped up on a search for 'microwave food'

'young'archie - you ol' flatterer you :)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Hehe
You're the same age as my lovely husband and he claims to be still hip and with it :)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I'm more hip-replacement and lost-it
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Don't do it.
It's a burger with a shelf life of weeks or months.
Imagine the preservatives.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Hmmm
I have low tolerance to shit food. Pot Noodles make me want to vomit.

I think I'll give them a miss :)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# This would be the meat product equivalent.
It's not as if burgers take long to make or cook, either.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# in mcDonalds, it only takes them ike 2 minutes to cook a burger
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:52, archived)
#
burger reprocessed meat patty
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks

puts my effort to shame.

(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Inaccurate book
- and I should know...
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# i thought it was a magazine
they're doing food now?
they just keep on giving.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)
# rustlers are sunday morning food, when you wake up at your mates in the wrong city
and can't drive anywhere until late afternoon.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)
# arf!
good'un!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# The second in a series of crap science jokes that should have stayed in my head.

(It's an iron ion ironing.)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Very Look Around You
:P
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)
# But executed without the talent.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# When bonded with magnesium,
iron atoms lose an ion to magnesium.
I think.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# FAIL
Metals cannot react with other metals!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)
# It's easy to get confused with science.
It was magnesium oxide.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# SCIENCE
It's a FACT.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I am tired of science.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# SCIENCE IS TIRED OF YOU
*unleashes the awesome power of science*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *stores energy using science*
*re-unleashes thus unto thee*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Top capacitor work there.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I HAVE DANDELION AND BURDOCK
KNEEL BEFORE ME
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)
# You're going to fail chemistry
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I already know that.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# It has a very positive attitude
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# It's in an excited state.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I'm sure ferrous another pun somewhere...
Actually, no, that was a shit one.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Ion-ly wanted to post a picture, I never expected these puns.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I was going to say "It's been watching Ferrous Bueller's Day Off"
Now I must think of another pun!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Thinking up these puns is a bonding experience.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)
# How irradiating!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)
# These puns are a reflection on us all.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Sit in the corner
and refract on what you just said.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# sorry, I got diffracted.
I started thinking about some very X-rayted things.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# UV careful what you think about now.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Stop having a go at me, you might make me angry.
Sometimes I just see (infra) red
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Just ride out the anger
Ride it out like a micro wave
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# We're punning with such frequency here..
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# LOL
I'm doing stuff with elements and shit for revision atm.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I was reading about Iron overload and tissue damage in the body,
and this happened.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Cool.
I'm revising it in geology as we have to do Half lifes and shizz.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# For some reason i've ended up on the wikipedia page for Asbestos.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# It's very easy to get lost in wikipedia and find interesting but completely irrelevant stuff
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Its not that irrelivent, as its a mineral
but now i'm on flame retardants.

That is irrelevant.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I bet your next click will be to the 'retards' page.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# "What do you mean I'm on there?"
Silly Callum.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY! I HAVE BEEN AWAY WITHOUT INTERNETS
so here's a compo pea
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# welcome back to the internets!
Nothing much has happened.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)
# phew!
I was thinking i'd missed a whole lot of cdcs for a second.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Don't believe the lies!
We're all living in the future now!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Thats what she said.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# arf thats bad!
well done!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# this took me too long,
I am a chemist and I waas working along the lines of "Ferrous pressing"

4rf!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# haha, you made the mistake of thinking I'd have come up with something clever.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I only know 2 chemistry jokes*
and both are shite :)

*excluding practical jokes
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# where does mercury come from?










hg wells.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)
# 3 then
:)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I see your science joke
and raise you a worse one

(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# haha, join the party.
*geeks out*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Frodo the Fat
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)
# im happpy
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Topical 20 years ago


This summer The Fizz will be looking for a 'piece of the action' at a cinema near you.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)
# big cops, small town, even smaller head.
don't let the indecision take you from behind.

arf!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah well
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# 'Why am I talking in Comic Sans?'
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# EVIL
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# comic sans?
cos, gee, like its so pretty!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)
# You are a vicar aicmfp.
Also, Woo to your picture.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# that font = Satans handwriting
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# that's not good, then.
Sorry.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)
# i still don't understand this.
but then i am getting on a bit, i need a young person to explain it to me, preferably in large print.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Comic Sans has a kind of formally informal thing going on.
It says "I'm professional but approachable".
It is therefore used mainly by Vicars, school teachers and ineffective management-types.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# comic sans='devils handwriting'
management types *shudders
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)
# education too
a lot of schools use it as their official font for the kids work - apparantly its easier to read if you have dyslexia.

Nevertheless it makes my blood boil when I get a formal work email using some Outlook stationary and written in magenta comic sans.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)
# never EVER use it!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I think it's ironic that Comic Sans
pretty much translates as "without humour"
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)
# ironic?
post-ironic irony
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)
# not a dig on your post,
just on the font in general.

I am still running through possibilites of which letter you changed.

Pitcher
Witcher
Butcher
Titcher
Ditcher
etc...
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)
# original was
Bitched
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)
#
not
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Damn. I've been slacking off from playing Bookworm
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# i made an animation for b3ta with the main joke being that it was in comic sans and wasn't funny.
it bombed
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# most probably would
even if she wasn't carrying a big gun.

*note to self, spending too much time here, never have dreamt of saying that even six months ago, must remember to ignore mictoboy.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Would

(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# THE HORROR
Comic Sans, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Still would.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# A tiny cabana. Pour yourself some cachaça and settle down.
 

 
Meh. It's little more than a doctored cube. But you've got to start somewhere, eh? And there's some nice dithering in there.
 
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I like
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I like it.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I accidentally clicked 'I like this!',
which is a happy accident, since I do.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Nice small green cabana
Have some fingerbobs music as a reward!
www.thechestnut.com/finger/fingermouse.mp3
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)

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