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i would...

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:29, archived)

you would what?

impale her on some railings?

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)

or impale her with my cock

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)

IMPALA.

That is all.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:33, archived)

Kudu.

or even Springbok

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)

Wetherspoons.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:38, archived)

in a massively unrelated way...

I'm royally annoyed at the interwebs.

A selection of websites do not work, nor does World of Warcraft. Calls to local chums suggest problem is with my end. I immediately suspect AOL (who have, to be fair, been ok to me so far - cheap, unlimited access, don't have to use their gay-ass software, gave me a free router when I got a flatmate etc).

25 mins waiting for online help, I get connected, explain issue, offer to show tracert results. They reply "Phone tech support, here's the number." and disconnect from the chat.

Annoyed, I phone tech support. 35 minutes on the line. "Hello?" I explain the problem. "Hmm, try using online help." and they HANG UP!

wankers.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)

How is that not related to impalas?

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)

you're quite right,

I've made a foolish error

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:48, archived)

Good heavens

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)

That set you all a-quiver, didn't it?

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)

Yes. I'm trembling. IN MY PANTS.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:41, archived)

i KNEW it.

you, madam, are pure filth.

good work.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)

*two thumbs fresh*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:43, archived)

* I wouldn't with yours...

* Woo though

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)

Would look better if

the railing were poking through her torso.
and there was more blood.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)

And you gave her a complete peedo swirl!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:34, archived)

don't ask why the middle one is longer

she seems happy enough

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)

ahaaha!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:38, archived)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)

yes!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)

GRUNT WHERE ARE YOU GRUNT?

or is it dolly parten?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)

as would I

/shameless

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)

pffft

i bet you spent hours doing that on that vectormagic website

/i just tried it and its exactly the same blog

(A Hospital Carpark, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)

aaargh my eyes!

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)

one day I'll marry that girl

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)

Bad idea.

With two mouths she can still talk about shopping while eating, drinking, sucking off, etc.
Very distracting.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)

one for the cock

one for the balls

I think of everything.

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)

Then why

does that mouth have teeth?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)

I'm a masochist.

and scrotums are very chewy.

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:33, archived)

You remind me of the lollipop man at my junior school.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:34, archived)

did he show you his lollipop?

did it have a purple tip?

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)

He used to sell pornographic playing cards to minors.

Also, he drove a bubble car.

Legend.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)

I bet he had one of those striptease pens too

they were cool

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:38, archived)

they retract

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)

aaaarrgghhhh!

your eyes!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)

is that Cameron

from House?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)

nope

it's Kirsten Dunst from Spiderman.

full size original pic here

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)

SACRILAAGE!

For the doing of things to Kirsten!

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)

doing things to Kirsten

is my sole ambition in life

*drool*

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)

woo!

i thought it was and i was right!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:41, archived)

she looks no different

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)

David Cameron

from House of Commons?

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:33, archived)

argh

I can't count the number of things on her face

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)

For a static image

I'm impressed at how spazzy that's making my eyes go!

Woo!

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)

that hurts

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)

I just got glasses

I thought i'd finished with this sort of thing! WW OO OO

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)

ouch!

headack

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)

For those who participated

Click for .png for profile

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:27, archived)

Thanks...

Did Elphants Win?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)

Of course.

Because we rule.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:29, archived)

We will rise up...

Again..
And again, and again! Untill finally we strike you down!
And everytime we go down we'll go down swinging (and lacerating)!

Thanks for the medal/badge thing, by the way...

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)

Nooo problem :)

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:38, archived)

*salutes*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)

I just gazzed you haha

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:29, archived)

OMG U FILTARD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)

Only on the top bit

to make it look more tattered after I erased it

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)

/sorry, I know it's probably photoshop. Had a shitty day teaching today,
the useless bunch of lowlife good for nothing lazy assignment-dodging cnuts that they are.
As you appear to be the closest person to school age we have here, you're getting the brunt of it

*Rarrrs*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)

Edit: Ah right

Yes, it's photoshop, but I'd have done a better job in paint.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)

Didn't know you taught it as well

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:34, archived)

MS Paint - those tax pounds at work in education are really worth the 3 hour lectures in it ;)

/doesn't actually teach ms paint, by the way :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)

The correct spelling is 'innit', n00b.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)

hahaha

a fine evening to you, sir :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)

You too matey,

how is 2008 treating you thus far?

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)

it's been ok, reasonably upbeat...

aside from the younger group of kids I teach and the unfortunate overflowing of the streets mains sewer at the weekend, culminating in 4 of us having to contain in small areas vast quantities of foul water, until the mains was cleared - all good fun otherwise. Hope the same can be said for you. (The upbeat part)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)

I meant architecture, naturellement.

Though I'm starting to think it's not what you meant.

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)

hehe, yes, I teach architectural design, design theory and procedures, mathematics, contract law and graphical detailing

/as well as doing the whole architectural thing for real with my business.

mainly teach HNC/HND - part timers (aged 19-65) and ND/NC level 1s - (aged 17-20)

quite enjoy the teaching part, but this year is proving less than enjoyable with the younger group

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:44, archived)

I'm close to a school, if that helps.

In fact, I'm in the bushes.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)

If I give you a gun, can you come a pick off a few of my students if I parade them around in front of the college?

I'll tell 'em it's a special kind of site visit/field trip, they'll never twig until it's too late

/expecting 40+ assignments in today - 7 received. I did something today I've never done and used the 'F' word at them, directly to them all. I hated myself for doing it, but they've pushed a few of us to the edge over the past 16 weeks or so

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)

They were probably eating drugs and wearing hoodies on YouTube.

You should get them all tagged.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)

if only I could...

with electric cattle prods

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)

People are far too lazy.

I always get my work in.
We were told today, by our teacher who forgot to mention it, that today was the deadline for one of our art projects.
I hadn't finished, and I managed to get it all in by lunch time.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:44, archived)

after my experiences today, I could do with a few more conscientious souls like you in my classes

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)

Well I know that once I've done it all, to the best of my ability

I won't have to do it again, and I might actually make something of myself.
Doubt it, but it's worth a shot.

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)

please keep that attitude, no matter what shit happens

it does pay dividends y'know

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)

I on the other hand had a lovely day at work

I worked with images of wildlife all day, and went to visit our new Titi monkey baby at lunchtime (who is doing well)

You know where I am if teaching gets on your tits to much and you need a break :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:49, archived)

bless you fella, reserve me a cage

you'll have a rare 'hair pulling' mad architecture bod that might need careful attention in the form of lots of tea and biccies and access to pisspoor students where I can club them to death for sport

/seriosuly may have to get away for a while this year, haven't been ableto get away at all for th epast 4 years on any form of holiday really, and I'm damned if it's going to happen for a 5th year!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)

They love teh c0ck

(Mr.T Stopped licking the lid of life on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)

as seen on the 1 euro

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)

how i laughed when i first saw it

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:29, archived)

for some reason

i read poland as poundland

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)

is it cos they all shop there?

/daily mail letters page

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)

i don't know

they do cheap chocolates, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)

I read Italy as Kwiksave.

I should probably light my gas lamp.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:26, archived)

damn!

you made me laugh, which has brought about a coughing fit.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:27, archived)

That's so weird,

earlier today I sneezed and got manic depression.

I do apologise for making you sick.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)

the smoking

doesn't help ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)

Its a conspiracy, you see.

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:27, archived)

poundland are conspiring

to make me shop there? no need! i was in there yesterday!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)

I'm going to both of those places in two months.

Woo.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)

I'd get that lump looked at by a pro..

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:26, archived)

And order a circumcision while you're there.

That foreskin's like a split binliner.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:27, archived)

Winner!

click

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:26, archived)

I'm ashamed. Really.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)

magic

* click

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)

Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah

*clicks*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)

hahaha

nice thinking sir

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)

haha

does exactly what it says on the tin.

You win!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)

hahahahahaha

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)

haha!

this is my kind of silliness.

*salutes*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)

This gets my click,

yes it does, Mildred.

WOO!

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)

All roads lead to Rome

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)

ha, lovely

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)

Cheers.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)

Sounds like the 1-way road system around Dundee

Almost impossible to escape!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:26, archived)

I likes that.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)

yay toapry

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)

not if you go in the other direction

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)

What other direction?

The dead ends?

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)

Arf!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)

Very Nice

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)

oh how this made me laugh

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:58, archived)

haha!

yes to this

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)

Hahahaha

you big silly.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)

Beautiful

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 8:56, archived)

ha ha ha

great!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)

Maps maps maps maps maps wonderful maps maps maps maps maps

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)

hahahahaha!

oooh, I'll have sausage, egg, beans and maps, please!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:19, archived)

LOL

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)

:) Sorry!

I couldn't resist just one more pun :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)

doh

I did one of my largest poos on Alcatraz

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:19, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha!

you are the turd man of alcatraz!
AICMFP!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)

Pfffft.

sofa-lol.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)

haha

I never thought of that

*regrets not taking photo*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)

why aren't i looking

at your log?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:33, archived)

Be honest

You're not really sorry are you?
;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:19, archived)

Is anyone on b3ta?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)

*groan*

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le brian, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)

hahahahahahaha

nicely sir

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:17, archived)

NO phone number?

what kind of an ad is that?

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)

just

call your local prostitute, OK?

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)

who do you think has been giving all the bad service??

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)

Can you show us where?

Like, on a relief map?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)

you can do a compo entry with that

hand jobs of london.

A relief map...

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:26, archived)

Go ahead

May as well get the obvious jokes out of the way early :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)

Behind the bookies.

Tell them I sent you and they will give you a free souvenir 'SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL PROSTITUTE' mug.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)

It's actually centered over Old Trafford.....

Click for bigger (94KB)

(Mungo Shuntbox says 'bumtitwilly' when it's, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)

Is it the end of a sausage roll?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:17, archived)

It's a belly button

hopefully

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Muns, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:17, archived)

no its a rag worm

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)

it seems to be

a nipple

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)

the inside of a belly button /\ = *piss piss piss*

oh look a turtles head...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:17, archived)

I thought it was a nipple...

Oh dear.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)

Yes

having sampled sausage rolls at footie matches it probably is. Hold the mayo and ketchup please

(Mungo Shuntbox says 'bumtitwilly' when it's, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)

I know that girl

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)

Is it

a balloon knot?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 9:03, archived)

My First Compo Entry...

Click for bigger (365KB)

Topical I think you will agree... I could have done so much more with this...

(bigdanprice has a scam going with a big plate..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:13, archived)

Burn it!

Burn it with fire!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:14, archived)

hey!

some of us happen to live in that shit hole!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:16, archived)

Ironically enough so do I...

(bigdanprice has a scam going with a big plate..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:17, archived)

that's okay then

you're entitled to trash it ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:19, archived)

Why not

All the local scallies do.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)

they do :(

/not a scally

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)

They surely do...

cunts.

(bigdanprice has a scam going with a big plate..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:43, archived)

you haven't compo'd it

nice though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:19, archived)

Umm..

You forgot to make it a compo entry

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)

Yeah...

I think ive got it sussed now....

(bigdanprice has a scam going with a big plate..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)

use the edit button

and change the bit down there from "this is a normal post"
your ninja skills are lacking :p
and don't delete this one! delete the top one and QUICK

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)

Thanks...

Much appreciated.

(bigdanprice has a scam going with a big plate..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)

your welcome

we all have to learn and being helpful is better than shouting at people

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:27, archived)

well done :)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:27, archived)

Have a mighty Woo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:27, archived)

name the only place on maps of Middle Earth which really exists

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)

Hmm...

Er.. Liverpool?

(bigdanprice has a scam going with a big plate..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:41, archived)

Wetwang

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)

maps?

(katesbush, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:12, archived)

i see you included the hidden crabs bit too

lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:13, archived)

WHO TOOK A PICTURE OF MY COCK?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:13, archived)

AND CAN I HAVE MY MICROSCOPE BACK PLEASE?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)

I got lost trying a new route to work today

If my cock had a map of Derby on it, I wouldn't have. Such is life.
BTW, woo!

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Greenbat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:16, archived)

if my cock had a map of derby on it

i'd want to know where the hell i got a cock from

/girly blog

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)

...

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le brian, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:12, archived)

Yay toapary

edit : well theres too many words on it for my liking

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:12, archived)

WOAPery, actually...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:16, archived)

I thought he'd drawn a Whale

my mistake I guess :P

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:16, archived)

I don't think any text has been added to that

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:17, archived)

pff

i see what you did there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:12, archived)

pffft!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:16, archived)

(beardybeardbeard, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:07, archived)

camels?

ris biscuit anyone?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:12, archived)

Sorry...

I'm RISing too... :(

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:14, archived)

That's no map...

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:17, archived)

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)

Ris

Needs more big.

(vibrating tuna, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)

:) I'm so very sorry.

*spangs self in face*

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:00, archived)

*waits for someone to explain*

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:01, archived)

I don't believe you.

Moreover, I don't WANT to believe you.

:D

Woo to you and your horrible puns, squire. Long may you reign.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:01, archived)

Even I had second thoughts about posting this one...

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)

Don't listen to them.

Wear a tinfoil hat, it's teh ALIENZ0RZ trying to ruin our roffles. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:05, archived)

hey look, a flock of cows!

no its a herd of cows
of course i've heard of cows, theres a flock of them over there!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:02, archived)

You made me "lol"

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)

yes

yes you had better spang yourself in the face

now hand me the pan

woo!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:04, archived)

haha! Prepares for spanging...

An expert in his field:...

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:13, archived)

hahahahaha!

Good grief!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)

Short and sweet.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:56, archived)

Fuck

i got lost.

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:56, archived)

I'd ask for directions, but I'm male.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)

I DEMAND PROOF!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:59, archived)

*cocks in the thorax*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:02, archived)

This is exactly what I was after.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:13, archived)

you too

why aren't we on the line?

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)

Dunno why, this reminded me of donnie darko with the line and shit

about how you can't fit all emotions onto one line.

etc.

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:04, archived)

Took a wrong direction at puberty?

Or the first time having sex fork? leading to either the brown or pink line.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:17, archived)

where's teh car park?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)

It's park and ride.

Here comes a bendy bus!

It's not really put to the best use on this route, to be honest.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:58, archived)

If you know another route

now's the time to mention it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:02, archived)

The yellow brick road!

Although no buses are allowed on that. It's largely pedestrianised.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:09, archived)

I fear munchkins.

Seriously, I do.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)

so you're not scared

of the flying monkeys, then?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:13, archived)

yay toapary

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)

btw

my hair is shoulder-length

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)

what

no services? where can i buy my overpriced coffee?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:59, archived)

This is the best 700+ bytes I've ever posted.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:04, archived)

it still cries out

for a little chef :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:06, archived)

simple

but effective

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:06, archived)

Lacking models

So here's me.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:54, archived)

you're crosseyed :-)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)

Am not.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)

Nice picture, though.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)

Thankee

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:58, archived)

Lovely!

And I love the pink hair. :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)

Ta!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)

Are you a natural pink?

Lolz
T'is good!

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:56, archived)

Hahah

yeah! That's why you can see my brown roots. ;]

Ta!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)

I assumed it was shading :P

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)

Haha

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:59, archived)

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:05, archived)

Ahh

yesh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:05, archived)

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Cae1, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:06, archived)

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:06, archived)

please, please tell me

you woke up one morning to find that your mates had dyed your hair pink as an evil joke!

/loathes pink

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)

No, sorry.

I loves me pink hair.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:59, archived)

i tried to dye mine black once

it went dark green instead. nobody told me that if you're a blonde, you should dye it red, then black.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:01, archived)

Hahah

well, I didn't know that. But I'm not blonde, so...
Dark green isn't too bad

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)

the best

was when i got it all dyed black, except for a thin white streak either side of my fringe, it looked great!
until it got longer and i started tying it back, which prompted some crazy old woman from down the road calling me skunk head.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:10, archived)

Hahah

oh god!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)

I'm glad I checked the board and saw this!
I hope you feel better now :)

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:58, archived)

Thanks, and I do a bit.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:59, archived)

Your hair is NEVER that colour..

Pink hair dye never works properly, it always looks a dull pinky shade before going ginger after a couple of washes..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:00, archived)

No!

My hair is that color! It worked for me! It's bright pink! ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:02, archived)

Photo or it's not

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)

It is.

And because i know that, it's good enough for me. :p

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:06, archived)

Lucky you.

A friend of mine tried to dye her hair blonde.

She's ginger now.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:04, archived)

Hmm...

what color was her hair originally?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:05, archived)

Black.

Could be why it didn't work. :p

She dyed it, like, a gazillion times though!

But I guess with a bit of an "off the wall" colour, it doesn't matter if it goes wrong. :p

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:06, archived)

hahah

this is true. :]

A gazillion different colors?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:07, archived)

Haha, no.

Although I imagine that would look pretty awesome all at once! :D

You should do that next, once you get bored of pink. Get rainbow coloured hair...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:10, archived)

That would be

really awesome

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)

YOU ARE A LIAR.

I say prove it, everyone else seems to want proof.
By everyone, I mean Dixon, but he counts enough for everyone. HE IS ALL MAN.

Also, hello!
I did this yesterday:
www.mrpineapple.co.uk/files/ttfaf90.jpg

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:10, archived)

I AM NOT A LIAR!

You could just believe me without proof...

Hai thar! Song failed? What happened?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:13, archived)

I slipped up on a note I really shouldn't have

But to be honest I would never have actually done it, I know the end will slaughter me, but bear in mind, 90% is still about 6 minutes of fucking insane shredding =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:16, archived)

One note?

Ah, this is true. And I'm not one to judge, seeing as I never go past medium. I'm too scared.

Also, I started messing around with chords to write a song yesterday night. It was fun! ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:19, archived)

Anything other than expert and I screw up royally.

I play notes that I shouldn't be playing because my hands do all the thinking =[

And oooooh! Song = fun =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:26, archived)

Hahahah

That just sounds show-offy. "OOH, I'm Mr.Crabapple, and I can't do anything but EXPEEEERT"
;]

It was. I was only using A minor and C, but still.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)

I'm the ultimate showoff.

Well, not really, I can't do much.
But it is how I say, as soon as you move up a difficulty, you can't seem to do as well on the difficulties below it, as your hands just move a little faster and try to hit notes that you aren't meant to play!

Also, when you learn some nice simple variants, like 5ths and 7ths, that's when song writing picks up and starts to sound lovelytastic =D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:33, archived)

Failed?

Hmmm...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:13, archived)

I admit it is a fail

But also, it's the most awesome fail ever.

Seriously, I couldn't get more than 3% through it before, the intro is fucking killer.

*hunts for youtube video*

EDITED SHAZAM:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4M7f4-bhbE&feature=related
I didn't watch the other one until a moment ago, it's only snippets.

This is the whole EEEEEEVIL thing.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)

Jesus!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)

SEE THE NEW ONE

The link was edited as I didn't check properly, it was only a couple of bits from the beginning and end.

IT IS HORRIFIC.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)

AH GOD!

*hides* D'you play with hyper speed on, though?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:29, archived)

Nope, I can't play with hyperspeed

I tried it a couple of times on GH2, but it just makes it harder to think.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:34, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:01, archived)

I absolutely love your vectors...

I'm going to try some in a similar style after exams (If you don't mind).

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)

Yay!

Not at all :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:07, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)

Lacking models?

Draw what you think people look like. Despite not never having seen a pic of them.
That's your challenge!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:02, archived)

Like who?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:02, archived)

Any of us!

You're welcome to try me...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)

Well then!

Maybe I will!
Wait...without a picture? So I have to guess? I'll just end up drawing everyone as emo kids. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:04, archived)

could try drawing in other peoples styles

for example? (not that theres anything wrong with the style your using - just a challenge :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:06, archived)

Hahah

you forgot to close your parentheses.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:08, archived)

i included it in the <)/small> by mistake)

there we go :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:09, archived)

They're still open...

Oh, wait...I see.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:10, archived)

Dammit

he'll crash the /board.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:09, archived)

you can try drawing me

based on my answers and profile info. i would be interested to see how that turned out!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:07, archived)

this /\

wait you already did :D woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:09, archived)

Hmm...okay.

I know from your profile that you're a girl and from up there that you're blonde. So two things.
What's your favorite color?
What is your 'body type'?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:09, archived)

favourite colour is currently purple

body type? think dawn french and you're on the right track!
also, glasses complete the she-geek picture :p

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:12, archived)

Purple?

'Kay. *googles Dawn French images* 'Kay.
And hooray for glasses!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:14, archived)

glasses suck

but my eyes are too sensitive for contacts.
my eyes are green, btw

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)

I wear glasses

and contacts, mind, but I love my glasses.
Hokay.
And length of hair?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)

yay! sheep fishing!

tis lovely :)

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)

Cruelty to sheepses!

Woo!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)

Actually the sheep is stick-thin

It's just going through his wool :)
All is good.
Also: woo to the pic, + click

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)

I am impressed.

not at least by the filesize.
Well done!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)

cheers :-)

I was lucky it actually looks good in 8 colours

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:51, archived)

Ha, ace =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)

Spaceship tampons ftw!

Woooooooooooo.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:51, archived)

Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:51, archived)

woo. but no beam?

what kind of aliens? teh cruelty!

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)

n00b ones

evidently

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)

he.

so.

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:54, archived)

ooooo!

abductiony!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)

ooh nice hookage

woo!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:53, archived)

Hahaha

Hurrah for low-tech solutions to tricky problems. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:56, archived)

*fears*

woo, and yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:19, archived)

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