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# I've been doing some artwork for a pinball game I'm building


I've got a bloodspatter brush for photoshop but I can't work out how to use it. I try loading the .ABR file as a brush in the brush pallette. It doesn't seem to work. I am all the stupid

EDIT: I've worked it out
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# :D
Silly surgeon, that aint no scalpel.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# nicely
because i'm somewhat of a numpty when it comes to these things i always have to open up the abobe program files, find where the brushes live and dump any new ones directly into the relevant folder. there is an easier way no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I think
That's how I've always done it (But I use Paintshop).

Very woo, by the way, mrbongo. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I tried playing pinball with a chainsaw once.

Can't beat a buzzsaw though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Working on band posters
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Can I book them for a human sacrifice?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# sure
where abouts?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Pria de Luz
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# hah haha
ok, got power?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I thought the ACME anvil was some sort of stubby body at first
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# weird
i sort of see what you mean tho
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Maddie's 'kidnapper'
mccann2
(flamingkitties, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Bindun,
but it's still very true.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# i'll sneak this in here:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7198710.stm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# ^very much this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I concur! NOE+100
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# WHAT.
NO.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# It should be kind of stupid and specious
but it's exactly spot on. The cheeks, the nose, the chin, the hair, the eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I know!
She IS that guy!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# It doesn't even look like a guy
it looks like a woman with a fake mustache on.

Possibly the most ridiculous child murderers ever.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# yay!
some crazed Mexican steals babies
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# 'tis true
arrest them!
sell your story!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# haha
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# lemon party?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# you wish :)
Ooo its safe. and lemony.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# it is, where as
www.lemonparty.org

is erotic
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Not really, but
www.lemons.org/

is dull.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# My Interest has always been living life with love and creating things.
I have a great love of business I have went through 12 generations of business evolution : It is hard to separate some business so I go by evolution.

This was my work mug shot
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# bindun, also
BIGGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ^this
www.b3ta.com/board/7973665#post7973685
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Why are they coming with this NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# because
people were forgetting she'd disappeared
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I thought
George Harrison was dead????
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# that's what
he wanted you to think
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# George Harrisons ghost.....
thats who dun it!
(chop chop old boy, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# shopped pics only pls
(I helped save b3ta! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Pretty cruddy entry
But fuck it, I'm bored and hungover
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# er...
you're welcome?
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Don't Worry...


....put it on autopilot into Heathrow...
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Alright dudes?
We're just going to land and - oh, hang on..we're about to hit five black holes.

Only joking.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# The thing about black holes, are that they're black...
...the thing about space, is its black!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# The thing about grit is, it's black....
...and the thing about scanner scopes is..they're black!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# afternoon
an embarassing body part,

from last night on the board
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# :D
Ace!
And in what way are you useless at vectors?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I get bored, and I am terrible
at colour selection
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# In inkscape you can click and drag the colour selector
making an "average colour" ;)

I love doing vectors, but I'm by no means the best.

Click for biggah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Oo!
I love that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Thanks :)
It took an entire day of school, for an art exam.
And a lot of it is with a laptop touchpad.
The rest with an unresponsive usb mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Bloody hell,
I'll bet that was hard...

Bloody good though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# It was, very hard.
But it was definately rewarding.
I love the feeling of satisfaction after finishing a long and arduous vector.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# more gills
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I can't let you do that,
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# who?
Kate Moss or Dave Gilmour?
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# The latter
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# mole and squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)
# RUN SQUIRREL, RUN
Climb a tree and throw acorns at it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# heheheh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# MOLE WITH TITS!
woo to both these

they both look like they have their drug of choice
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# hehehe
a bit of a change from squirrels with tits :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
# they are blatently bitch tits
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)
# hehhee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I love it
when you do fluffy stuff. This squirrel makes me glee.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# i think your one of the few who do
most like the dark pics :D glad you liked it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I like the fluffy stuff too,
but I think that's just because I'm a wuss, and creepy stuff gives me the willies... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# hehehe
well at least i know i'm not wasting my time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# This picture lacks at least 10 tits.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Well fuck you Sunday. I'm happy anyway.
In a crude animation type way.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)
# hehehe
i know that feeling :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)
# so why is his eye going?
I demand to know!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I hate it when you are on the tube
opposite people inflicted with such twitches
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I'll try not to sit opposite you on the tube then
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Keith Winehouse
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(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Shopped pictures only etc
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# kill it!
with fire, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# haha! etc...
b3ta replies are lazy today ;)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# etc
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(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)
# ctrl+y, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)
# no i typed it all out to prove we're not all lazy*








*may or may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)
# WIT-WIW!
i love her and her jailhouse tattoos!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# fuck i've missed the number 25
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# there'll be another 3 along in a minute*
*4 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# hopefully the next post will be a taxi and i'll get that
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# where to boss??
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# jolly millers please mate
i fucking hope there is still some cheese left and cockles, i get my sunday lunch and dinner free from drinking in the pub all day :)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# mictoboy's had her, etc
haha - the no. 25 goes past my house
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# aaah crack chique
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# briliant!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Keith Allen
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# YOW!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# A tiny Maffers
 

 
Maffers
 
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# that's beautiful.
*can't wait to be done*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# i REALLY like


got any more like it?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# thass lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# That's nice
:)
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# still love that :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Pfft
"done"
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)
# :D
These are ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Coolness
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# oooh, well detailed
nice
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# 'Ning Mr Brown!
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# hello,
tis all good :), saw mr bum today, he has got a new guuitar! still cardboard like but it has a picture of a guitar on it an all

how be you?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# YAY!!
Some good news!!
Take photos! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# yeah i think my mate took some,
ill go steal them off him
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Yay :D
How long will I have to wait for them?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# probably tonight as i am too tired to go out today
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Ok :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] UK political
(FairlieSittingbull, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Okay, now do Sweden

/edit: I admire your ability to choose colours that together are really hurting my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# When combined with Finland
it looks like a cock, don't ya know?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# NO
FUCKING
WAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# YA WAI!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I demand a pikchur which will illustrate this
I've never seen one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Finland? pfft!
Use Norway and then ya talkin!

erectness is an important part of the CDC
(Spikey, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *gasp*
really?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# not when you combine it with norway then?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Merde sense to me...
(Disclaimer: may not make sense to creator of pic or anyone else.)

Being a southerner living in the north east; I soon discovered that according to the locals, people are classified as...

Canny Geordies (from Newcastle)
Sand-dancers (from South Shields)
Mackems (from Sunderland)
Monkey-hangers (from Hartlepool)
Smog Monsters (from Middlesbrough)
Cockney Bastards (everything further south)

Except when you come from somewhere like London, you're so far south that you're closer to France than Newcastle. And as Newcastle is the centre of the known universe, obviously... obviously... you're French. (Hence the nickname.)


(french, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I'm not sure I understand this
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Fuck me!
That's good!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# boring telly you say?


bored says i
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I was expecting something exciting there.
Top lip-syching too.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# nah
just watching bravo 2 and trying to do some work
i'm not trying very hard...:(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Yeah I'm trying to revise too.
Not very hard either.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# whatcha got?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I've got 5 exams next week;
2 Chemistry, Physics, Biology and Maths. Spread over just four days. :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# good luck chap
not sure about the biology, but i can sympathise with the rest
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Cheers.
Biology's the easiest out of all of them. I'd better get off actually.
Go practice Tekken.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)
# you may be the king of tekken
but i am the "Director of Science"
/actual job title blog
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Is it really?
That sounds so cool. Tell me about it later. I've got to go revise.


I am The King of Tekken
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# "it's like looking for a 80mph needle in a skyscraper haystack"
good god, when's the last time i watched that show
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# quotes courtesy of
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_Bunnell

if i was really bored i would have done 'em all...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# "He was curb crawling in canal street now he's pick-up up the soap in the showers!"
...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# no, wait:
"This man fights the law and the law wins -- the law of gravity."
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I don't know who he is
but he sura has some killer quotes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Sheriff John Bunnell [Ret]
Host of World's Wildest Police Videos

I assume [Ret] stands for retired (although I'm not sure).
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# it stands for Rotterdam Electrical Trams
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# You are all WEAK! You are all BLEEDERS!
I haven't posted anything here in ages, and here is one of the reasons why. God I love this game.

(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# the enemy has our intelligence
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# No we have you surrounded...
at least from this side!
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# labyrinth?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Possibly.
Thinking about it, yeah. He spouts Full Metal Jacket quotes so I wouldn't put it past him.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGLgbHNZJVI
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# That's ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# MAGGOT!
*clicks*
(Kezza, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# she-he-he-mooone
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# He looks really really sad about something
Or he's laughing without smiling
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# He's
laughing out of the wrong side of his face ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# How can you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Sunday Morning Blues
(Redmond, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Hmmm
yesh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Somehow that reminded me of this:
yourallgay.com/

I only just remembered this link.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# How can you forget
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# he spelt it Y-O-U-'-R-E
the pedantic bastard
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# KSS! How are you this fine drizzling morning, ma' nizzle?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# oh didn't read this for ages (as you can see)
trying my hardest to get out of doing any work :)

as usual
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# huzzah!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# make some cards
www.alexanderband.dk/gud/diktator/d2/index.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# COOL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# TOAD
Text on a Dictator!

EDIT: Here is a perfect example of the mentality of people today. I just had to put instructions next to the kettle as I'm sick and tired of people thinking the can just pick up the magic jug and it shall spout forth boiling water!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# It'll be good for threadwastes though.
'Ning!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# This is true.
'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# It's not just me that worried about what is currently on
Channel 5?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Thankfully we can't get that station here.
But I am worried about Hi-5. I can't believe it's another Aussie export to the UK.

Lock up your children now - all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Yeah Hi5 is an Aussie one
I believe the Wiggles made it over here too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Sunday starts for me in a few hours - need to sleep
'nite b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love that film and haven't seen it in years.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Ha!
'ning ghostie. Any new chalkboard fun?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# eh
how do people not know how a kettle works?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I think it's Sum-Dum Gai!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I agree with Mr Cat
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Needs more bastwank
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Don't we all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Poor sunday.
I don't hate you.
As much as monday. You can still fuck off and die, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# You're Boring, sunday.
Have better TV and make stuff open. Then I might like you more.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# haha
only you can make something so banal seem so surreal
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# A wizard wheeze, no?




No, it is then. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# *waves hand*
that reaks!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I saw this and thought of you...
I went to my favourite restaurant in Rotorua (which am in New Zealandlands) and ordered a 'berry parfait' and received ...

this...



No I did not re-arrange it for amusement value and Goddamnit it's almost magenta too...

Thought you might like it... er.. by which I mean... oh blush!

S.
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Magenta
did you mean your face or the dessert ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 9:00, archived)
# he might be in danger
www.freemagenta.nl/?page_id=121
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 9:06, archived)
# That is rather cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# That would be the
subtable phalacio.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)
# 'ningles all,
I checked under my pillow and yup, the hangover fairy's been!

EDIT: I do wonder at how stupid kids today are. Just had a kid's quiz show on TV and they could only get 60% of the questions right.
Admittedly that's not too bad but they failed to ntice that every single answer was 'Red'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Was one of the questions
'What is the colour code for fisting'?
'Ning! Ugh, work on a Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Yup me too.
They were getting questions lik 'Mars is know as the what colour planet' and What colour do you get if you mix red and yellow'.

Fucking guests. I go to three supermarkets just so I can fit in the budget for brekkie; bread, bagals, croissants, brown and white bread, fresh coffee, cheese, ham, cereal and tea. Obviously not good enough for some though as I just found one tucking into my food from the fridge. I don't care how it sounds but it's always the Asian guest too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)
# So did they reply "orange" to the second question
only to be told they were wrong for some spurious QI-like reason?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I always find it amazing
that some people don't know what you get if you mix two colours...it's something I've known since before I can remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Then again it's not quite reliably true with paints
because if the red is a little bit inclined towards purple and the yellow is a little bit inclined towards green, you end up with sludge. Orange only really comes from orange-red mixed with orange-yellow. And then there's mixing coloured lights, which is completely counter-intuitive.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)
# erm good point
Actually they changed it yesterday. Orange is now called red as well. It was more likely then that the queestion was 'Yellow and what make up orange?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)
# You are 150
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# AYCYFP?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
#
"beta stirling engine design"
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# *splufs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# That's some mighty teledildonics right there.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Hmmmm minty bell-end

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# bloody Kiwi chefs!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)
# how embarrasing
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# thrilling
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Rotorua
smokes and smells a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# i am going to see robocop and starship troopers on the big screen next week.

you want to be there, i can smell it on your mind.

also: this is not a map.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)
# BEARD CRIME!
ON MARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)
# YOU'RE TERMINATED, FUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)
# I'D RATHER HAVE WOOD LICE, OR IS THAT RICKETS?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)
# Ticks?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)
# THEY'RE LOUSY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:26, archived)
# THERE ALL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)
# I'M EMAILING HER.
toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/stp/544978979.html
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:39, archived)
# LOUSY FUCKING TICKS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:21, archived)
# YOU'D GET TICE! OR WOULD IT BE LOICKS?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:33, archived)
# IT WOULD BE SOY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:35, archived)
# FUCK SOY. BUT I WANT IT ALL AND I WANT IT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)
# SOY YOU SAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)
# SAY I SAW SOY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:39, archived)
# LIONEL RICHIE
SAY YOU SAW ME SAY SOY SAY SHUT IT OREO,.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:41, archived)
# Lionel Richie you say?
Have you seen this guy?
www.bbc.co.uk/theoneandonly/gallery/32/
It was on yesterday and it was bloody awful. Degrading even.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# it's been 20 years since i saw robocop at a cinema.
never seen s.t. there, just on the teevee. and it's free!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:10, archived)
# ROBOCOP 3, NOW THERE WAS A GOOD MOVIE.
I LIKED IT WHEN HE STARTED FLYING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:16, archived)
# AND THE BAD GUY WAS A CHINESE COWBOY
WHICH WAS COOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:22, archived)
# ALSO:
i saw only a part of it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)
# That's just not good enough
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:25, archived)
# the cow i drew looks more like a pig.
or a pig/cow hybrid.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:26, archived)
# Is it Hallal?
and can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)
# it is a pow.
POW! IN TERMINATOR 4 THE TERMINATORS WILL HAVE TO BE CGI BECAUSE ARNOD SWARTZENEGGER HAS FLAPPY OLD SAGTITS NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:29, archived)
# SHITTY FUCKING SAGGY TITS. BAD LUCK GOVERNATOR!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)
# I BET HIS MECHANICAL SKELETON IS ALL RUSTY AND OSTEOPEROTIC.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:43, archived)
# HE GOT CUT UP IN A TEXAN CHAINSAW MASSACRE.
CHARLES MANSON SAID SO
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)
# I HEARD DEBBIE GIBSON IS PREGNANT WITH HIS TWO-HEADED LOVE CHILD.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:50, archived)
# SO IS LORENA BOBBIT
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)
# IT'S A BIGFOOT BABBY.
ALL COVERED IN FUR.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:52, archived)
# written by frank miller
of sin city/300/batman fame

as was robocop 2
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 7:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHA - RoboBowie
*eats Mars
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)
# MARS BARS DON'T EXIST.
YOU ARE LIE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:22, archived)
# I AM BOLLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)
# CHOCOLATE BOLLOCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:25, archived)
# CHOCOLATE RAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:25, archived)
# i only want to see you laughing in it.
what's so rong with that?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)
# i DON'T WANT SOY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:39, archived)
# YOU SAY THAT BUTT YOU DON'T MEAN IT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:40, archived)
# OK I DON'T MEAN IT BECAUSE I'M MEAN!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)
# THE CRIME IS: ROCKET MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:15, archived)
# IS JANE FONDA A ROCKET WOMAN?
OR IS THAT SOPHIA LOREN?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:16, archived)
# IT DOESN'T MATTER ANY MORE, BOBBY FISCHER IS DEAD.
I HOPE HE'S HAPPY IN HEAVEN, WHERE THE JEWS AREN'T ALLOWED TO GO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:18, archived)
# POOR GUY MADE HIS LAST MOVE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:22, archived)
# HEAVEN IS FULL OF SMEGGY FORESKINS.
ALL RIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:31, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT MEL GIBSON SAID AND I FOR ONE CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:35, archived)
# MALGIBSON IS FAMOUS FOR HIS CELEBRITY JEWHATING.
HE WOULD BE HATED BUT: TOM CRUISE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)
# THERE ARE A LOT OF BETTER THINGS FOR SOCIETY TO GET PISSED OFF ABOUT, BUT: TOM CRUISE.
Only yesterday I heard that it wasn't his sperm, it was L Ron Hubbard's that him and katie used. Apparently the kid is their new god.

I'd love to write this off as bullshit, but: TOM CRUISE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:41, archived)
# i'd like to see a first world country explicitly state that scientologists can legally be put to death.
that would be hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:48, archived)
# RONG POP STAR.
RONG.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:24, archived)
# Sum Ting Wong? or Sum-dum Gai?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:24, archived)
# SOYCURD IS MY NAME, SOYCURDLING IS MY GAME.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:30, archived)
# SOY IS CRIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:32, archived)
# you fucking wish, you hatesoy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:33, archived)
# SOY SUCKS - GIVE ME FULL FAT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)
# LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH FULLFAT, "BARGEARSE".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHA
NEVER! GIVE ME MORE NOW!

Just one little wafer...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:40, archived)
# HERE HAVE A BOWL OF PASTA I MADE EARLIER.
YESTERDAY. I HEATED IT UP EARLIER IN MY MICROWAVE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:48, archived)
# ALL I WANT IS A FUCKLOAD OF DIM SIMS AND A BUCKET OF SOY SAUCE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:44, archived)
# CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN JAMRAG.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:46, archived)
# YEAH! AND DON't FORGET MY FRIES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:49, archived)
# I HAS A BUCKIT.
A BUCKIT OF SOY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)
#
youtube.com/watch?v=sUsNE4hW0fQ
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:53, archived)
# That show was on when I was just old enough to stay up late AND watch tv...
I used to piss myself laughing at this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)
# Haha - me too
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 7:02, archived)
# haha, what the hell?!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)
# Was a sketch from an Aussie TV show
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Late_Show_(Australian_TV_series)#Bargearse
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 7:04, archived)
# heh, foreigners.
on teevee and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 7:09, archived)
# strange
I was just thinking about bowie/scifi crossovers

but with predator...


who bowie could take EEEAAAAAASY, he'd just wear a shiny thermal jumpsuit, predator wouldn't be able to see him... none of that smearing mud all over
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 7:26, archived)
# plus iman and iggy pop would be fighting with bowie.
and no-one's going to fuck with them.

i leave the board to you and the coming dayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 7:28, archived)
# starship troopers was shit
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 8:17, archived)
# This is a common misconception by people who didn't get the point.
In actual fact, it's a very slick political satire.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Oh no, I'm aware of all that
I began reading some of the book too.

I just thought the movie itself was trying to outdo itself with the gore; it's one thing to be funny but it's another to just keep on fucking pushing it. The amount of gratuitousness existed entirely separate from the satire, and it was a huge distraction, at least for me.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I want to see the adventures of Robobowie.
Weekly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Middle Earth dwellers heed my map...

...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 5:03, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 5:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 5:36, archived)
# INVISIBLE BICYC-oh.
hm, it actually IS an invisible bicycle...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)
# fucking, shitty olympics.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)
# Very much so
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:26, archived)
# special lenses...


..:)
(Agent O'Rage is in your base, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:17, archived)
# That's cool
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)
# all apologies
for not drawing in some reins,..or handle bars on the kitty.
(Agent O'Rage is in your base, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 7:03, archived)
# NEAT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:32, archived)
# (sorry)...
...i scared everyone away......anyone like art?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 5:46, archived)
# don't be sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 5:50, archived)
# needs more door.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:03, archived)
# ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY LOG ON TO MORDOR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:20, archived)
# ONE DOES IF THE ALL SEEING EYE IS WATCHING YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:24, archived)
# SAURON HAS CATARACTS.
/orc graffiti.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:55, archived)
# In the darkest depths of Mordor
I met a girl so fair
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 4:10, archived)
# Gah!
A bit scary, but I LOL'd!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 4:14, archived)
# I COUNT EIGHTEEN.
LIAR.
Hahahahahahaha
Goodnight!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)
# off with her head...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 4:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 4:44, archived)
# ...BARB?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 4:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 4:57, archived)
# ARGH!!!! Kill it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 5:20, archived)
# don't be afraid
she's just moving really fast
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 5:29, archived)
# So is this guy
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 5:35, archived)
# once he figures it out, i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)
# She's got legs, she knows how to use them!
*giggled*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 20 Jan 2008, 5:27, archived)
# *snots* (ooops)
I just played 'Cheap Sunglasses' and thumped the volume knob on the keyboard to 11...

...and quickly realized my headphones were not plugged in and doused my dad with 200W of cranky bass guitar while he was sleeping.

(sorry Dad)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 20 Jan 2008, 5:32, archived)
# RIGHTEOUS!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 5:48, archived)
# how many cooches does she have?
i may make her a porn star.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)

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