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# Cheer up with this balloon


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Oh I like that.
I'd love to go in a bawwooon. I'd go 'BAWWOOOOOOOON' a lot though, and thus probably be chucked overboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# When we went up
I was told to be last to leave the balloon so that it didn't take off again . . . C]}:0(


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Cheeky monkies!
I hope you made them rue the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# No, I just enjoyed TLH laying on me
I just enjoyed TLH laying on mefor two minutes C]:0D

Hummina Hummina!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# :D You two are so cute.
I remember seeing your wedding photo on your profile and having to call in manwife from the kitchen so he could exclaim 'THAT SUIT IS EXCELLENT'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I touched it just yesterday . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Phwoar.
It is a bloody excellent suit, you know. It's in my top five suits I've seen. I think Jonathan Ross is in there three times....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# If I can ever fit into it again
I shall come to a bash or maybe even host my own . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# That'd be brill.
I would have to give you a purely platonic fondle on the lapel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Oh noes!
That's so uncharitable!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# cheeky bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I'm sure he meant that the balloon was weighted to just the right degree
that you 'just' made it negatively weighted.

Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# yeah?
Then why did he call me 'Captain wobble-bottom'?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Is the maths teacher thing related to his chubby-abuse?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Ah...
perhaps it was a term of endearment.

Perhaps he was just an arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# clearly putting the loon into balloon
:p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Such an excellent ad line.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# good bye world!!
*drifts away*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# You big emo.
*stomach pump*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# urg!
my stomach!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# No more calpol for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# but, what about the pain!!
*writhes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# You can't be trusted.
Put whatever hurts in the freezer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *climbs into freezer*
brrr!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# aww
the death of Vera Duckworth made me cry
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I didn't watch it.
I haven't watched corrie in years, but I was going to watch this episode, but I decided I probably didn't want to bawl my little eyes out.

I love Jack so much, bless him. He is the SPIT of my grandad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# John Peel's DEAD!!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I heard that too
anyone know if it's true?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# well, the pope told me he
the pope told me hewas chatting to a whale in the Thames . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# He was in a scene
in Heaven recently in a graphic novel I read, so he must be dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Apparently....


Or were you being ironic?
(grim-rita, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# awww pwetty.
morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# 'ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# ahhhhhh....
...all my monday morning problems have just floated away :)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I love balloons
I keep seeing teeth and denizens in this one though :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# And thats a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Awww - no teeth or denizens on this balloon
Just joys.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Yay joys!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Squig...
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# SQUIG!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Ow! Stingfly!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I'm very much enjoying your hat
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Yay for squigging
Hooray for JJ and woohoo for b3ta and b3tans generally :D

I love you guys! *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *Glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Yay!
*glomps back cheerfully*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Hallo.
Not see you about for aaages.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Nah, I've been doing stuff
and hanging out on /talk :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# *massive group hugs*
i'm glad i got these arm extensions over the weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Mmmm
knuckledragalicious :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *hug*
hello lovely! I reckon you're loved by ALL the b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# NOT ME
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Awww Dave!
But I love YOU! *snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# hehe, get orf
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Utter cock of the poppiest variety.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *vivisections*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# arrrrg the clique attacks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Oooh I never knew I had my own clique
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# you are a female on b3ta
the only female i know on here that didn't get pandered to was betty bo, but she was a conspiricy theroy nut job 9/11!!!!111!!! omg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I'm hardly pandered to.
Am I?

I'll have to think about this now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I like being pandered to :)
They don't do it so much on /talk, I think half of them think I'm a boy.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# aww verity you are wonderfull, every post you make enlightens my day
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# And your curmudgeonly sarcasm cheers me no end
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# eh?
no!
this is for scientific research!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# 'ning Mongy!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hello dave, how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# That's cos b3tans are all lovely
Apart from the cunts. And even some of them are lovely really :)

*huggles in a squishy way*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Phwoar, squishy ones
that's even better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# *SMOOSH*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Yay Geoff!
I was enjoying your holiday snaps on Flickr last night. You and Paul look like you had a fab time :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# We had a blinder in Bali
and a blaaast in Oz. Luckily not the reverse!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Smells of cinnamon.
Good 'ning Mr. Jack
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# haha!!
you have to watch those butterflies.
viscious little bastards!
'NING JJ!
you still coming to the brum bash?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Which?
When's do?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# yup!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I plan on being there.
Dunno how long I'll be able to stay, though.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# i'll pack my stapler.
i'd like to see you leave once you stapled to the table...
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *drags table to New Street Station*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)
# you can't take that pint out the pub!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Acerific! 'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# *sting* *swell* *squig*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Do butterflies really do that!?
*fears*
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
poke.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Butterflies have no sting
apart from the Mexican Stinging Butterfly, which is an absolute bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# *googles*
*fears even more*
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# You've just made me google my own lie
Bravo.

Although as it turns out, there is a "Mexican Stinging Caterpillar"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# You saw it too!?
The People have to be told before it's too late!!


(I was already in the middle of typing "It must be fearsome, because no one has survived to write about it on the internet.", but then I saw the caterpillar!)
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Squidge!
that's what I mostly call my dog.

In other news, did you see that butterfly alphabet in the papers this weekend? It was amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I am very very amused by this!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# HHAHAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Woo
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# He looks so proud
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha, nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Ha ha, fucking hell!
The eyes make this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Ha ha
This is great
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Morning God.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Woo and yay!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)
# muhaha
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# THIS CAT HAS USED SPOONGUARD
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# KILL THEM!
KIL THEM BOTH11!1!! Especially the first one!
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha
comedy
(dara o'briain, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Congrats on the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# oh, FUCK yes!
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:58, archived)
# I just wanted to say one thing...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
(Keithcrash The Magniloquent Pulchritudinous Thaumaturge, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 4:59, archived)
# Do I detect a slight nod to the
230 / tooth hurty gag that only old people like me remember?
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Bingo!
Well spotted. A terrible joke, but I couldn't resist...
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 19:54, archived)
# my cat wholeheartedly approves
his breath fuckin' reeks tho
(william_shatner, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Another shocking development already lined up for next Sunday...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# just imagine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Yo Toatsy!
I had a gig in Castle Ashby the other day you haven't moved there have you?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# where's that?
so no. :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I haven't moved there either
but of course, you don't care about that, do you? Ohhh no, nobody cares where I haven't moved to.

:D ning DTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Oh hello Captain
I was just about to ask where you hadn't moved to!

*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# LOOK OVER THERE!
*clicks ignore*

C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# ...there's no Maddie.
It's easy if you try...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Ugh!
That's Horrible!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Looks nothing like him
His hair's shorter than that at the moment :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# *squints*
Germaine Greer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# He looks like just the dodgy sort of character who'd be an accomplice to kidnap/murder
or a dead pop star.

'Ning Jamie :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# 'ning, V!
On Sunday morning I got txts from four different people saying 'George Harrison?'
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Woody Allen?
I think there's evidence to suggest a link
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# When they've tortured and scared you for 20 odd years....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# and then they expect you to pick a career.....
.....i'd suggest a doctor, that way you look completely incapable of murdering you own daughter and chucking her in the sea...ALLEGEDLY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# They're only allegedly incapable of it?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# not sure, to be honest i confused myself with that one...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Dear 'Nibus, Now you can skive the rest of the day
I've done your work for you
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# That's amazing
You should be a graphic designer.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# WIN!
*prints*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Arf! :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha!!
now can you get the idiots here to look after the hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of medical equipment?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# You should be a graphic designer....


that know's how horrible text looks when it's squished up like that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# er...
...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# where are all the Gary Glitter heart attack posts?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I thought the board would have gone into overdrive over it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# its
today's toilet paper now though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# 'Ningles everyone!

Well, as it's my b3ta birthday tomorrow, and as this is my 500th post, I'm celebrating with a new bit of artwork, enjoy!
actually finished it some time early last week, but was waiting to whore it off for my b3ta'day :D



Click to engage the Enbigification Ray(105KB)

Below are the previous editions (they are all pretty big):

Cyborg Thing

Cyber Soldier

Talon Walker

Worker Creature

Zombie
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# happy un b3ta 5000 post day :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# FAKE!
no bridge no 'copter . . .

V. Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Why is your cup of tea saying Yarrrr?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# What!?
eh?

weirdo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I, Sharkbot
When will these be available for retail purchase by domestic customers? I wants.

Also, woo.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# thats excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# ooo
his robohands are most impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I like all of these lots and lots.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# spang...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Oh. Dear. God.
(by which I mean Woo! and SPANG!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# hahaha!!
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Well, think how the poor tree must feel...
 
Bored.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# spangeriffic
today, I have to think of a 'sexy and slick' way of presenting the concept of "Reducing your supplier invoice processing costs" on an A5 flyer

*despairs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# an oil spill shaped like a naked woman and a speech bubble!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# A busty woman with the head of Bugsy Malone.
sexy and slick, all in one.

No idea how it'd help reduce supplier invoice processing costs... But is that REALLY the point? Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha no
the point is for them to spend all their marketing budget on throwaway crap, otherwise they'll get less budget next year

'sexy and slick' will only extend to 'boring and corporate, but with rounded corners'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Hmmm...
In that case, you could... erm...

Do something boring and corporate with rounded corners I suppose...

*completely at a loss*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Think like a weasal.
Always ask your self; "What would a weasal do in this situation?"

The answer will become clear.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *wipes greasy fur on some pipes*
done!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# spending budget is easy
get them to buy you CS3 and bollox on about how extra efficient it'll make you

That's what we're doing. Not worked yet
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ar
Adobe sent us CS3 cos we did some work for them, so far I have used it to make things for b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Don't forget to say
you need Adobe CS3 Master Edition and none of that standard bollocks with half the stuff missing and no extended photoshop.
Bargain at £2,313.58
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Bargain at isohunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# we got the standard bollox edition
no extended tatty shop
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I went for
design premium which has the extended and even with the full upgrade discount ( haveing 2 or more previously registered adobe or macromedia products ) it still came to £724.79.
I have never even loaded flash or dreamweaver yet and does anyone really have a clue what in-design does?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# it does DTPy stuff
I do all my print stuff in it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# ah thanks.
My days of subversive leaflet posting are long gone though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# A6 ?
(katesbush, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Cripes
someone's on a roll today!
(Kezza, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear oh dear
I larfed!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *poke*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Oooh hello beebeebee
How're you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *poke*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hello deeteeaitch
How are you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# POKEY!
\\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Harrumph
Always busty. Too busty for little old me :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# for everyone, babe!
babe!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# That is sad
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# *jab*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# no, it's poke!
not jab, poke

goddit? poke . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# ummm...
*pikes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *removes large freshwater fish from jumper grumpily*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# you're lucky it was your jumper . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# *rings bell*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# OW!
Talk about 'saddle-sore'!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Hello eyeveeeeessbee
How are you? *pats head*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# i'm very well auntie!!
how art thou?
looking forward to the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I am well and doing lots of work and studying
The bash is like a shining beacon of joy on the horizon :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# yay!
*happy nephew dances*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# *roffles*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# PUNS!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Haha
Northern cockroaches!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# 'appen!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# puns?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Yarrr!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Arf!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I have a feeling my repertoire will run out first.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha! I like that'un!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# good god
I can't believe I waited for that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# me neither
I went outside to play


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Jeez!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Because Russell T. Davies was just too gay to get Kylie's costume right at Christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# * Wouldn't - Would
Ning All!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)
# would would...
I'm not fussy...
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# And you're starting from the left, with David Tenant,
right?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Well... I could say 'would would would'
But any more and I'd be in Edward Woodward teritory...
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# All three of them, back to mine pronto.
The girls can go in the cupboard and the Tennant can go wherever he likes. But he's not allowed to escape. Oooohhhhh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# OK
As long as I get to go in the cupboard with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# You can be lord of the cupboard.
I might need to borrow one of them a bit later, but only for a prop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)
# there was an article in one of the papers yesterday
about people doing charity calendars.
there was one that featured 4 naked girls with their backs to the camera.
Each one had a nice big juicy rump.
the first (well second) thought that popped into my head was 'Fae would like that'
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Fae would like that.
BUMCAKES, as Spinal Tap would say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# i know you so well
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)
# You do!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# hehe
talk about mudflaps
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I don't have a girl.
But I've got mega mudflaps so it doesn't matter. *selfgropeage*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# If I were a girl
I would never get any work done due to selfgropeage. Unlike the current situation, in which.....oh.....nevermind then.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Not just Cap'n either...
*resists urge to sing Sir Mixalot*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# do Sir Winalot instead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Prime.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hot!
I squealed like a little girl when Kylie and David kissed in that episode. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I did, but in a rather annoyed fashion.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DOCTOR, I may have muttered. Teehee, the 8 other friends around me may have exclaimed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Hehe
Yeah, David Tennant is quite hot. I was living vicariously through Kylie, though. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)
# She can bollock off.
And go and live with my mate the Rev.

MINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I was watching it with my brother.
When Kylie fell down the pit I remember calling out:
"Have - you - got - a - sis - ter???"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# turns out she has
and that's surprisingly little consolation.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Mr tennant looks very pleased with himself
needs more animated pocket fumbling
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# pocket fumbling?!
thats your answer for everything!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# makes me feel better
*fumbles*

aaaahhh
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# All you can do is step back in time..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# we should be so lucky,
lucky, lucky lucky
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Did you see the
Dreadful version of that she did on Jools's Hootenanny?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# ...
I always enjoy the Hootenanny, but that was, well, how can I put it...

/Eddie Floyd was great though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# 'amusing for about 30 seconds and then just excruciating' ?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# *was too busy watching Tennant cut a rug*
And he can dance. Valuable, is a man that can dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Mmmmm!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# my friend neil
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)
# At least it's not more of this racist shit, but still
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Heh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)
# its funny
because you actually think i post images for your enjoyment ... lolololol

I post my images for my enjoyment and mainly the enjoyment and thrill of persons on a humor level way above your own.

People who actually have flair and individuality - this isnt directed mainly at you... but all those on b3ta who have the sense of humor of Victoria Wood
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)
# There is no flair in the image you've just posted.
I demand at least 17 items of flair.

Also, what fucking humoUr? (Note inclusion of letter U, so added because that's how it's spelt.)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# This is the only funny post you've ever made
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Wow
Someone's a little butthurt!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Oh do piss off
you tedious oik
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
"I AM funny. It's everybody else who is wrong!"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# That's a bit like saying
'Paedophilia isn't wrong. Well because it doesn't offend me, that's why.'


Disclaimer: the Captain does not endorse the above comment, she's just proving levels of prickery on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# "I post my images for ... mainly the enjoyment and thrill of persons on a humor level way above your own"
Well, in that case...
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I approve of this hamster.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# This hamster approves of you
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Of course you have to wrap them in duct tape.
Or they explode...
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Will do
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I think I've worked out who you are.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# ooooh?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I noticed how you never see him
and Bill Tarney in the same room at the same time.

Coincidence?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# so funny
whats really funny.. is:

the people who i like and have fun with on b3ta, arent you guys.

why ?

for 1 - i dont like you guys because you are feminist, atheist scum who have no jobs and are always casting stones at people.. but refrain from ever taking a look at your own lives - which in actual fact have " no self control " and this is why " you " meaning the ones above have shitty worthless jobs/lives.

cant wait for the real b3tans to come on the board at lunchtime...

..oh also, why do "you" guys have to be so cliquey: a narrow exclusive circle or group of persons; especially : one held together by common interests, views, or purposes (oh ive been here for years on b3ta, i know everyone, i know all the in-jokes, i subdue my real humor and opinions to be in with everyone)

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# You know, if you don't like it here you don't have to stay.
We wouldn't want to demean you any further.
The internet is a big place.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I think I love you. Can I keep you?

/I have a very good job and a lovely life thanks, but who are these 'real' b3tans of whom you speak? What am I - imaginary?

Psst!
By the way your punctuation is appalling.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# What's wrong with feminism?
And I'm not an atheist. If you're going to use blanket terms, educate yourself on the bed in question.

Tard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# the clean nappies are over there >
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
#


Feminist, Atheist scum with no job? You got my ticket there. Bravo

It's much better than being a misogynistic, racist who thinks he's smarter than everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Excellent form.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Thank you
But you know what, it's dangerous out here in b3ta-land for us girlies. We must make sure not to wear short skirts and make up or we might be raped. :O

But of course we'd deserve it seeing as everything we do it for the attention of males.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I don't know about you, but I can't sleep at night
for wondering what the penis-owning demographic of this website think about my body.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# We generally approve.
We generally approve of all female bodies.

As usual, though, photos will settle the issue one way or another.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)
# How have you posted 300+ times here and yet don't understand how this place works?
If you want to post stupid pictures of your friends, get a blog.

The reaction you have got, while others are happily posting away their stuff to happy results, should indicate the excess of fail in your arguments.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# and then if you look at what he's written before
you can see that he now feels very guilty about his remarks about females
(chippy time travel agents, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# it's sad when board regulars need to hide behind "troll" accounts
just be yourself among those you enjoy. If you dislike "the clique" so much, why try to subdue your humor to fit in? Waste of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# My proposal still stands
also; woo.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Thanks
Did you see my reply to your proposal comment below? I thought it was pretty good for just a toap.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I did indeed.
Nothing better than a woman who knows how to look good in a klan outfit!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Big. Shit. Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# ello Capn
I am fine ta, the water is back on in the office and I have TEA hurrah

how you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I found a cool job in the paper
at the boy's grammar in town, for around the same money that I'm on- basically managing data but I'd get HOLIDAYS OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# u wont get that job...
.. i just emailed them a link to this board along with your profile
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Of course you did.
'u' won't get a job either, but mainly because you can't spell three letter words. OMGLOLBOTOMY.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# All the more reason to hire her I'd say...
'specially in a Boys School. They need a Cap'n to keep their dayta's ship shaped.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Hells yeah.
If there's one thing I can do, it's manage data. If you tell me something, do I break down? No. I manage. HAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Here's some practice data for you:
301
IMPORT COST RATIO
63MB
pupils


Data may be compiled from various sources and not represent anything remotely useful
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# *scans*
*does not explode*



I'm fucking MADE FOR THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *Is impressed*
I'd try and get you a job here, but I don't want to inflict that on anyone...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I'm lovely, and should be inflicted on everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *self-inflicts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# aww cute
wish i was a girl on a predominately male orientated website.. then id feel valued(valued: chased, lusted after, potential sex prey)
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# You are potential sex prey.
Now bend over.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# That's right, I take all my sense of worth from here.
Of course, before I came on b3ta I was nothing- I wasn't a well educated, well rounded individual at all. That'll be why I'm 23 and in middle management in a company where my equals are all about 10 to 20 years my senior.

It's all so CLEAR to me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# :O
Can b3ta help me too? Maybe it can make me feel "fresh" during that certain time of the month!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Only if you bleed blue water like all the celebrities.
Otherwise you'll have to settle for it making you slightly sticky, but in a happy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I was just telling my mates this last week
I used to think periods were blue when I was a kid. My mum told me periods were just blood and then I asked her "So, why are they blue?"

Teehee
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Bless you
I was on holiday with my grampa at the time, 9 years old and totally unaware as to what was going on. He sat me down and told me alllll about it, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Your grampa?
Oh man, sucks to be him. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Yeah
He has 5 daughters though, so it was old territory for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I'm adding you on myspace
Coz I like you
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Okidoki
I never check it though, don't get offended.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Surely everything has 'potential' in this respect?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Actually
we're all girls. We like to get together in our pyjamas for a sleep-over. Then, sometimes, when we have pillow fights and it gets out of hand, we'll end up touching each other. It feels wrong, but also so very right at the same time.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# get a job.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)
# ha ha ha
right into the trap
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Maybe you should try finding a hobby.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I heard fishing is relaxing
and has the added advantage that he would be far away from an internet connection when doing it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Yeah, not dangerous enough though.
I think he should be doing something that truly risks life and limb.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I didn't specify what he would dangling in the water for bait

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Shark fishing?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# There is definitely some potential mileage to that idea

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Silly Gibson.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Oh, oh, oh!
I have that as a poster on my wall (without the Echouer! though)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I still ill?
Yes.



I should point out to any potantial pedants out there, this is not meant to be medically accurate...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Me too.
What's plauge?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Vauxhall, I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)
# something to
do with mange-tout and shrimp I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# don't know what you're on about...
ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Lentivirus has a really good sandwich shop nearby
if memory serves.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I had to get on at UR2 Sarcoma today instead of Gastroenteritis....
Still headed for Parovirus B19 though. Later on, I'm off to Ebola (on the Pickled Willy line).

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)
# arse
I mean to put Ebola on there and forgot...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Well, you can't have them all....
Seeing Seven Sisters on a daily basis however, I can assure you that Gastroenteritis is by far the most appropriate illness...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] To think it took me so long to roast up this mo'fucka...


It's worth noting that whilst not accurate, your disease-ridden effort is still in a better state than the actual Victoria line.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# They put cinnamon in piccalilli!?
Well, I never knew that.

I would have done, however, if I just read the label.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# This was my inspiration
as for the Viccy line.

Next month they start the early closures agin. Closing at 9.45pm from Feb to november!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I refuse to believe that they need to do this.
They just enjoy fucking everyone off. Like at Euston station when they get the one way system thing in operation. 'Yeah, 'cos of congestion' they say. What, the congestion you want to cause? Oh, I see how it works now.

Utter cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# ...
I think that this is one of the best things ever to have appeared on b3ta... roast away!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:16, archived)
# TJ:
Debbilgrrrl sends her love from Goa.

"The days are long but the weeks are short.
It's hard work being on holiday all the time.
Send money and grow sexy beards.
I miss you all but not enough to come home."
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# she's
ripped to the gills
on booze and pills.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# cool!
'nings mink!
i'm glad she's having a nice time, as long as she remembers our prezzies!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# i'm sure she will
'ning Benjy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Tell her to
bring me back a stick of rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# haha, that took me a minute
top hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# *doesn't get it*
This is obviously a joke for thin people who own shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# there are water jumps in steeple chase
hence the snorkels
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# You'd think I knew that.
I knew it was something horsy. I used to own a horse, but he wasn't one for doing things like that, mainly he just liked leaning on me when I was stood between him and a wall. And chewing my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# different kind of steeple chase hon
there's a steeple chase for humans too.

edit: like this www.armorytrack.com/images/Loucks/steeple-2.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I thought of horses as well...
Though not for the first time...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)
# naughty Dobbin!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)
# There is?!
You fit people are WEIRD. Why can't you all just have a nice sit down and a cuppa? Watch some Poirot?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)
# i'm not one of them
i saw it on the telly box once.
i was having a nice sit down and a cup of tea and watching diagnosis murder when the cat sat on the remote.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# \o/ yay for normality!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# fear not
because no matter how fit you were the cruelty of age will soon fuck that up for you. I'm sat here in my adidas track pants and t-shirt with all the mobility of a fucking hat-rack.

( sorry, arthritis is a bastard today and the drugs have not yet numbed me )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# You have arthritis too?
I need to go and badger my doctor to give me medication for mine. So far all I've got is 'You have arthritis, but you're 23 and you might not, we could be wrong, so no drugs for you.'

Shitbiscuits. It's my wrists, mainly. And my knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I've recently started to come off
most of my drugs mainly because I took a substantial shopfitting contract on for BA and being turned into a drugged up zombie all day is fine unless you happened to need to speak to clients or do a bit of work.
That's the problem, they can give me drugs that take away the pain ( and reality ) but not allow me to function. Or they give me drugs that don't work but have the wonderful side-effect of giving me massive acid reflux and new ulcers which I am stuck with regardless of me stopping the tablets. I do however get some anti-depressants, not because I need cheering up but again, side effects, they have the ability to stop joints swelling. Science eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# heh.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# file name for cheap tenuous pun
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# needs more Michael Elphick
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Well
work is going ok so far, I'm busy, but not..... mentally so.

Morning! How be thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Is Gary Oldman getting ready for her biopic?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Look at 'er go!
:D

'ning Freebs, 'ning B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# BEELZEBUB'S BEARD!!!
I just realised how much she looks like my mother-in-law!!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# toothy....!


Click for bigger (103KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# haha!!
forget leaving bread out for it,
you have to keep an eye on the dog when it goes out!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# :)
he loves it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Never put your cock in his mouth
not even in jest.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
# hahahaa
true!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Dude
that rocks.

That's like a real painting and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# hehehe
ta very muchly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Hillary, uh-huh Hillary
oh Hillary, yeah Hillary



Yes, it's poorly shopped Hillary time!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# This image takes me away from my "safe place"
and scares me in subtle ways.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I'm still thinking about the ham from the previous pic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Hahaha
It's a fake! That dumb belle is wooden!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# thats what i was thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)
# She's nowhere near Lovely enough
C];0)

'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# say what you will about her,
she has cracking abs...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# mm crackling
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)
# mmm-mm!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Seamless
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# pantseatflyer?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# not in the same league

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Happness is...

My cat Max "insepcting" my Christmass meal.


My sisters cat Lily "helping" unwrap presents.
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# haha Max looks like he's saying "this is fucking it?"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# is that a prawn?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# It looks a bit off to me
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# It's Ham
Ham I tell you. HAM!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# NOBODY TOUCH IT UNTIL IT CAN BE DECONTAMINATED!!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# decont-haminated
/dth blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# *groans*

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# guilty conscience
now we KNOW it's prawn
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# My Drilled Chilli Beef


Idea from Newsletter 265
Link: www.btinternet.com/~goosegog/DrilledChilliBeef.htm

(added to my post so I'm not spamming too much)
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# looks like someone's been touching your ham
literally
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# My girlfriend offered to let me eat her cat when I told her I was hungry the other night
at least I think that's what she meant...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)
# *weak monday lol*
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)
# It's a true story!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)
# It's not RPS
But this it too fluffy to put down!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)
# That's all very lovely
however your spelling is atrocious.

*gets out of other side of bed*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)
# With these unphotoshopped pictures of cats you are really spoiling us.
Ning everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
# 'ello Waspy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)
# ello monsier le chat qui est comprendex l'horreur de mozambique
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# well...
1) I'm too cheap/lazy to get photo shop and
2) The images are cropped and resized so there has been a bit of minimum "'shopping" done.

but yes, vaild point, sorry for offending you with things that make me smile and feel warm inside.

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
#
You have retard fork.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Is that like tennis elbow?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Well done, Tom...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(No peppers anymore, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Each time I see him now I think of my Tom Cruise dream.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Damn,
what happened in this dream?
(No peppers anymore, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I was employed by Tom Cruise to follow him round
So when he farted he could blame it on me.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Nice work if you can get it.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# What a barbarous image,
like being the Goebbels of Goebbels! And everyone knows Mr. Cruise farts a lot, big time!
(No peppers anymore, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# haha this
also: www.b3ta.com/links/137332

i feel that it cannot get enough airtime
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Ein volk, ein Reich, Ein Kruus!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)
# am i missing something
is today the anniversary of something.

and i know the germans refused cruise entry to the country a few months back because he's a nutter.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)
# they've a good track record right there eh
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Err
304 – Saint Agnes was executed for refusing the prefect Sempronius' wish for her to marry his son. She is today the patron saint of girls, chastity, virgins, and others
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# i knew it.
i really must try to keep up.

it's just the flurry of nazi inspired posts had me wondering.
*buffs icon.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Actually, the post rather revolves around that Tom Cruise promo thing
I mean, hey, it's 2008!
(No peppers anymore, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# It's raining & I have lost my special brush libraries...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Yays
I need an Anuti-monday bucket!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ^this
roll on Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I wish I had one of those today.... It could have come in handy
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I wonder how much use that Anti-Monday bucket is
After all he does seem to be wearing turquoise Anti-Monday pance.
And very sexeh they are too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Yay for anti-Monday Buckets
best of all the buckets
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Stop This Nonsense!
I think I may have found Madeline McCann's kidnapper...

(Mr Twain, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# John Peel?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I still reckon they done it.
Look - they've even drawn a picture of a stereotypical movie bad guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Yup, you and about a million others.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)
# It looks like Margaret Thatcher with a mo'
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Whoever that is
they're no sexual predator. Everyone knows sexual predators look like this;
Photobucket

(Important Legal Disclosure; this post suggests that Ian Smith looks like a sexual predator - it does not suggest that he actually is one. kthxbye)
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Behold!
Teh Harold
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Done about a billion times, but your lurkage is fucking epic.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)
# That has to be some sort of record

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahem...
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:35, archived)
# hahaha!!!
'ning doodikins!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)
# 'ning ivesikins!!!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# hehehe
I clike
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Hahah Restaurant at the End if the Botty Cheeks.
EDIT: Does anyone have an Orange pay as you go mobile?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# my missus does
for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I shall gaz ya then...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)
# hehehe!
the /board's looking pretty again.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Stellar!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Hehe!
One can never tire of uranus jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Hahaha
That's no moon!
(feeeshboy Warning: mysql_fetch_beer():, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
# IM NOT A RACIST
Just to confirm im not a racist.. look, hers a picture of a colored person.



and with kettle chips may i add!!.. which are made by ethic peoples in tents down in Africa.

so there..
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)
# *takes shovel out of die's hand*
Well stop digging then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Well, I'm convinced.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Time to roast a pea
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)
# this looks familiar
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)
# you sir are an idiot

(maninthespoon, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
#
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You already posted this, got slagged off for it then started to dig a bigger hole for yourself and then got slagged off some more.
So you thought it would be a good idea to do it again? You thick cunt. Now I see why you have a problem with Neds, they are a higher life form than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# lemmings ?
band wagon..#

1 brain... cant any of u think alone
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)

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