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# Trampoline
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Marvlius! Now do Jim Davidson.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Not even with yours mate
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I used to love Big Break.
It took me ages to find out he was a racialist. And then I got really offended.

If anyone tells me Brian Connolly's a racialist I may have to commit suicide.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# You should have seen him on one of those "I love 10 minutes ago" programmes about comedy
He said "Ask me about anyone - I'll tell you what I think of them."

Everyone - EVERYONE was a cunt.

It was really quite shocking. He is a very frightened little man.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I hate everyone though.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Yeah but are you frightened of them, resulting in overly aggressive, bilefuelled opinionating on them due to their gender or race?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# No, I'm not scared of anyone.
Are we talking about Brian or Jim? Jim can fuck off, I don't care what he says.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Jim.
And you're right, he can.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Oh thank goodness.
I thought you were talking about Brian. Who's lovely.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I want to kiss him on the mouth with tongues.
Just to watch him cry.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Please let me be there.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Hehehe!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Haha!
Woo! =]
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Oh fuck
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Haha.
I hate you so much.

And I probably will do it.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Lays blanket to watch, with Hobnobs from Tesco
3 for 2! (thanks Capatain Wow in advance for my new hybrid beer/Hobnob gut which will now soon form)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)
# YAY!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# *pfft*
:D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# This, my friends, is why Camilla Parker-Bowles NEVER uses Timotei:


CLICK FOR BIGGER YOU GREAT BIG BUNDLES OF LOVELY... FLUFFY... STUFF!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# You talking to meee
;)

Plus, I like
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *bundles fluffy stuff into boot*
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# AAARRRRGGHHHoooooohhh
a BMW. Spacious
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# And such a smooth ride
shame you can't enjoy the view
*slams*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I am not sure really, but I think I prefer Hobnobs to Jaffa cakes.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Tub Girl?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# No, definitely hobnobs.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Chocolate Hobnobs ftw!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Is it possible
to get plain chocolate Hob Nobs anywhere any more?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I buy milk chocolate ones from Asda.
I haven't seen plain ones.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I haven't looked in ages.
tell you what are good though- 9 bars. They're like seed flapjacks with carob topping and hemp seeds, hence the name.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I used to eat
loads of carob stuff, then went right off it. I might like it again now.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# You can get them from Tesco
£1.99 for 3, but they're pretty big and very filling.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# hobnobs everytime
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Fucking shitty hobnobs.
Fucking everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Because they're excellent.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# They make me want to cry with happiness
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# They're pretty awesome.
I also like garibaldi, but only round ones.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Both tasty snacks have their places in the universe
Where's the flush?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# what you do is aim the shower on full power at any lumps until they've gone away.
I hasten to add I only know this due to cleaning up a mate's house after a particularly awesome bike club party- I got lumbered with the bathroom.

(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# no need, it's why god invented feet and a hot tap.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I like Jaffanobs
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# And Teal'c appreciates the attention
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Is that how you spell it?
Oh, his little lady eyebrows, how I used to adore them so.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Pah
Daniel Jackson had awesome eyebrows, particularly in that season before the actor left for a bit. Eyebrows wiggling like mutant caterpillars doing starjumps on amphetamines, so they were.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Unlike Daniel Jackson in the movie
Who later went on to be leg-crossingly good in Secretary with the wonderful Maggie Gyllenhaal.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I like Secretary,
It's a bloody excelent film. Although the GF hates it.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Oh I love it.
She's so perfect.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# She seems to have this odd quality about her.
She is always really hot, even when she is in those horid dresses at the beginning.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Because she exudes intelligence, I think .
Possibly.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Indeed
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# such a manly jaw
for a woman.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Arf!
A skilled fighter with the staff, the zatgun, and the smashing orangey bit.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Don't like being pregnant?
Oh that was bad, even for me.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# nice to see she's finally worked it out
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I thought you were leaving?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# flounce?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# flounceless, as far as I could see.
I could be wrong. If anyone was due a flounce it was me, he was being a dirty rotter but I took it all in my stride.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Awww, thats great
I hate seeing people annoye'd with eachother it make's me sad,
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# nnng.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# eh?
me? dirty rotter? I don't understand the "rotter" bit.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Rotter?
1950s vague insult. I wuv woo.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I am
now. I just hate being the last one into the office and the first one away, so I'm procrastinating about pissing off now. I should just go.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Just fuck off.
Scram.

:D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# skedaddle
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# ok ok everyone just calm down, I'm going
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)
# scarper!
:¬)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# this is first class.
**click
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# thank you
I made it bigger with internet magick.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# One of the best evar !
Mine is still on back order . . .
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# thanks
yes, you should be getting it soon. Worry about fishing used tampons from the bowl no longer. Make sure to power-down before having a shit though, or laminate your walls.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Needs more
Hobnob eating
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Where's MrPineapple?
Perhaps we can persuade him to drink some hobnobs and give us his verdict.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Flush twice . . .
cleanliness is a long way off . . .
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Jus ignore it. It'll be over soon.

Cleek Fuck Bag.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# But I can't find any fuck bags to cleek!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Aw man
that means you're suffering from fuck bag deficiency disorder. I'll get two cartons shipped out right away.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# bizarre
and terrific

as always
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I want to sex this.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
'Shit!'
'Cock!'
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# By hook
and by crook . . . I finally checked out your indepth site . . . Wild !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Planet 3arth
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I SEA
what you did there
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Argh, I spy Teh Fear!
Hehe Quo Island.

Edit: Just noticed the other 2.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Lol
The fear is the Bermuda triangle, only not triangle or anywhere near Bermuda.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Ah, the Not-Bermuda Not-Triangle.
A lot of mystery not surrounding that place.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Shhh!
they can hear you..
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# We're DOOMED!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I wonder how my geology teacher would explain that.
Woo!!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I only see 4,
unless Scandinavia is a CDC?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# nope
can't see tubgirl or goatse

and the quo'd fit in nicely
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# They're round the back of the planet
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I imagine
a tiny Tubgirl pointing out of Yellowstone Park.

And "delivering" every *checks Wikipedia* 90 minutes or so.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I have far shorter hair these days, and far more monitors, but it's uncanny otherwise.
Especially the poster.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# this is how i picture you
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Mm Hmm.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# YES OH YES !
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

*clicks*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Ooooh lake Domo.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely =]
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# nicely
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# i've got 4
and a signature
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# To confirm
Teh Fear,
Fluffy,
Domo,
Teh Quo

Or do you have a different 4?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# i'm not sure what fluffy is
is it the penguin shaped UK?

the others though yeh
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# fluffy = baby penguin
so yes.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# thought as much
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Nice tagging
and most woo, Sir.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# 4 3arth below . . .
Oil slickness !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Hahah
You replaced Scandinavia with a crudely drawn dick!

Oh wait, you didn´t.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I want to live there
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I have made a new friend


His name is Timmy.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Kill him.
Kill Timmy.

Do it.

Do it NOW.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Wow!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# red dwarf!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I am Bhindi Baji...
...Is that not right, Tarka Dhal?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# *has late night channel 4 flashback*
what was that programme? I remember watching it as a youngster. Lots of upside down chins talking... that's all i remember.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Red Dwarf.
Possibly.

It must be how Zig and Zag were designed.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Fucks sake, you just had to urinate on my brain, didn't you.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# It's good for you.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT GOOD FOR ANYONE.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Lots of boy's mums will agree with you there.
I am a Bad Influence.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# hmm
I don't think it is red dwarf I'm thinking of. It was a show a little like creature comforts, but with upside-down chins with eyes... hmm. anyway, i should be gone, nicotine calls.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# It is Red Dwarf
Taka Dahl

Leader of the Vindalooian race!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Your telly was upside-down.
That was Friends.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm totally going to try that. It may even make it funny :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# here's hoping something can....
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# All I can remember is the scene in Red Dwarf
Of the Vindalooins...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Ben Elton did it on his show (I think)
it's all so hazy now...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# yeh i think you're right there, but that wouldnt make it channel 4
ach weel
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I have no idea about what you are talking about
But I have this same strange familiar feeling about it (hence the shop).
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# pats on the.......
.....er, Head?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# You and your distance blur....
:)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# thank fuck for that
I thought i was getting a cataract
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# he has to go on top when you shag him
or you just roll off
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# haha
*doffs cap*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Mm Hmm.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# what??????!!!



:D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I was steepling my forefingers
and tapping my chin with them as I said it, too.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hmm
*pictures it*


*sketches quickly*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Meh

(he he he ha ha he ha ha)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Whose Lime Is It Anyway?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *cries*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Steady, chap.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# you watch it now and you think 'what a buch of wankers'
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# yeah...
The American one isnt too bad but the English one is just awful
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# no
the american one is even worse
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Let's encourage a balanced view here.
They're BOTH shit.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# they are shit now
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# you take that back right now!





noob
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# WHAT?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Yeah I think we were suggesting
that maybe it's tme for you to stop.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Why?
He isn't doing anything wrong, is he?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# He is rather flooding the board.
It isn't 'wrong' as such, but it is somewhat anti-social.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Sorry
I am slowing it down. Its just, I have been a fan of the b3ta board for ages, and had all these ideas stocked up for when I joined.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# :) I know what it's like, I was a bit eager for the first few days too.
It might be a good idea to slow down the posting a bit though.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Well you could post them all in one thread.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# ^this
with chips.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Well there are two quick and painless ways to deal with that.
Three, if you count suicide.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# There are.
I am choosing to be tolerant, but when you asked, I felt it was reasonable to explain why people were getting a little tetchy.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# ok
Nah, thats understandable. I just got carried away, lol
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I know.
But he's a n00b, and he's posting properly b3ta-ish images, at least in my opinion. I just think this is in danger of becoming an even more unwelcoming and daunting place for newcomers, and that's a shame.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I agree.
Let's not argue.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I agree. I try to go out of my way to be nice and give useful advice to anyone new.
Especially when they're like this one, who is taking advice and posting decent stuff.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# come on people
You gave good advice, I understood it. Lets not go all after-school-special! Who needs a hug?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Careful, offer people hugs round here and they might take advantage.
I know I would
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I DID IT!
I finally finished a huge gobstopper i got for xmas! 2 hrs a day, every day, since Boxing Day I have been working at it.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# hehehe!
the bickering amongst regulars is fun, stop being nice, we've far to much nice on here as it is, roll on tuesday :)

also,i forgot say welcome
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)
# fine...
no more niceness.

I IZ NOT A N00B, U IZ ALL GAYES! I HAS PWN3D U!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I'm confused by the flaming too.
The only problems are a few seams and fairly rapid posting. I don't see a problem
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Heh
for the record, I LIKE seams. I think they're genuinely funny.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Prod gave out a handy tip on avoiding seams
(not blur tool).
Something about Ctrl and something and another button and a specific option.
Erm.
.
.
.
Tune in for more Photoshoppery hints!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I'm seeing Greg Proops, Ryan Stiles, Tony Slattery, and.... possibly Jim Sweeney?

/obsessive fan blog
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# wow
All correct, ur good!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I have quite a few years' worth on tape
I can probably recite most of them.

Also buzzcocks and they think it's all over. As you can imagine, I was mighty excited when Dave started up.

Wow, I'm just all of teh sad.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Kk and I really like the Simon Amstell seasons of NMTB.
Not too keen on the Lamarr ones, neither of us really like him.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# the first few were really funny
then he got bored and you tell he wasn't enjoying himself. Everything was all 'hate hate hate'

While vitriol is funny (see Grumpy Old...) that was just nasty personal attacks on various people.

Haven't really seen much of the Simon Amstell ones, except the Preston one, which was hilarious.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Yeah, I had no idea who Preston was.
Now I know: he's that dickhead who got in a strop and flounced off of NMTB.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# yes i think that is Jim Sweeney
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Whose anti-aliasing task is it anyway?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Um...
...forget it.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# wwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee spinnnnnney hat !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Have you been here ALL DAY?!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# no. went out earlier to town briefly and to buy a packet of snouts.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Heh! "Snouts"!
Kids today. Think they live in the fifties....
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# alright... tabs then !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Can't smurk 'em in here though. Law.
Gotta go out to the Cancer Veranda.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Samurai Shampoo

For a thorough clean: Use Hentai.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmm boobies
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Take two different kinds of porn into the shower?
;)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I want one of them cat men.
I know you know this already but you've done fuck all about it and frankly, it's not good enough.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Your really want a frisky cat-blokey?
They shed.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I really do.
I don't care.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I'll draw you one, the'morrow :)
(Prod me if I forget)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Ooooooh you are lovely
I take it all back.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# it's the barbed penis
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Kiwi Kiwisama likes this
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# verrry nice!
oh, and cheers for Sally!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# well whaddayaknow...
time sure flies.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# happy b3taday!

(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# lovely
as always
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Bubbres in the hail . . .
me rikey !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# GOOD LORD!
he'll be fubbing her silly in a second.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Lovely Bubbly Jubblies
And for this, you get my special yiff award
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# These are not just any old pants luv...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I thought he said they weren't as supportive any more.
These ones look rather TOO supportive.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# This was taken
just before his elastic went!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# hehehe, lovely stuff :)
and, from earlier...
www.b3ta.com/board/7977536
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Ooh, missed that one!
Better than mine, have a WOO!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Is this a drill ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# A hammer drill.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# What have you done here?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Isabella Wossy-leany.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# RIS?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Isabella Rossellini.
Fire extinguisher shagging daughter of Grace Kelly.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Tell me more of the fire extinguisher.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# It was a red one, I think.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Could it be used
on wood, paper or electricals????
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# He didn't say.
Bloody Hopper.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# well, if it was more than 5 years ago then
all wood and paper, but not electricals
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# ahem
Grace Kelly Ingrid Bergman
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# One of them.
Blonde lass.

I knew it wasn't Grace when I was writing, but I couldn't think who it was.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# there was a girl in my uni class
who looked like Ingrid Bergman. She was seriously beautiful, and nice too, so you couldn't hate her on principle.

At graduation her four older sister turned up and they were all just as lovely. I felt like a right munter.

Still do, most days.

/emo blog
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# If I feel ugly
I just think about Kate Moss.

And then I'm filled full of lovely, lovely win.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# so it's not just me that doesn't understand teh whole kate moss thing then?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Not in the slightest.
Concave chested, boss eyed cunt that she is.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# i think she is pretty
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# You would.
;-)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# have you seen the video for "gods gonna cut you down"
by johnny cash? she's sexy as forks in that.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# You mean
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# you have saved the thread with some much needed hummus !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I think you mean
WIS

Edit: DAMN YOU RIVERGHOST! DAMN YOU ALL TO HECK!!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Is it the school holidays already?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# If I get this new job
I'll have them off.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# o_0
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# School holidays, I mean.
And I'll be working in an all-boys grammar school. Ohhhh, the possibilities for merriment.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# That's what was worrying me....
:)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Ah, it'll be a right laugh.
I used to go to the all-girls across the road, so I know from experience how sex-crazed and helplessly horny those lads are.

Muahahahaha..
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Revenge, huh?
Like it.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Not revenge, we used to work our way through them.
Imagine if there was a lad's school right next door to St Trinians.

Yeah, like that.

Plus it's literally 2 and a bit minutes walk from my house, if I'm dawdling.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Arf!
And you never do that, do you?

;)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# ALWAYS
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *hugs*
You are lovely.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *hugs*
so are you, but you're more so, as I don't reckon you have to try as hard as I do.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# And you know this because you went to the school opposite
or because they are male?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Because I had first hand experience of their frenzied fumblings
for 6 years.

And I doubt they've changed all that much.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# You're applying
to be a child? Where do I sign up?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# kiddy fiddler
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# BUTLINS!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# i have my personal education service
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Fucking hell
something tells me I'm in trouble here.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# RUN AWAY!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# and they're under starters orders.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Edit: That is the winning seamshorse. True genius.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Cubist Seamscat ftw!
Beautiful, sir.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha
PIPEFACE!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# it was yours that inspired me
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Well, I feel honoured, in that case sir
:)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# this is the winner by far.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# That's wonderful!
:D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# good lord
/monacle dropping blog
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# BOOTS !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I demand "Seambiscuit"!
*Stamps foot*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Someone's definitely done one of those.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# It was you wasn't it
ya big tease
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# No, not me
but I've definitely seen at least one 'Seambiscuit'
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Oh ok, I take it back (you're not a big tease).
The Seambiscuit i'm thinking of has David Seaman riding on it's back. It is so bonkers it's brilliant.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Ok,
1. slow down a bit.
2. this is just over 50k.
3. it's quite big.

Please read our FAQ. Cheers. it might help save you from a bumming.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I have a few nits you can pick at too.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Can I eat them?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Help yourself.
They've grown fat and juicy on my delicious blood
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I was being nice to the new person.
But some nits would go well in a sandwich.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Free travel for bloody pensioners...........
It won't be long before we end up with this...

Yes - poorly optimised gifs of stair lifts..



f
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# nicely done indeed
but wouldn't they just install a catapult at the bottom?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)
# i would hope so
Alas this is beyond my limited skills... as was the moving escalator ...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:19, archived)
# riverghost's B3ta fact of the day.
WOLF is actually the boy in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves and on set used to steal Kevin Costner's Garribaldis.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# This is true
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Additional fact
he used to live in Wimbledon and we used to see him in the pub occasionally when the film was out. He seemed a bit of a nob.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# this is not a true fact
actually neither was the Robin Hood factette
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Too late
I've put them on Wikipedia so they are now FactsTM.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# oohhh!!
*anticipates*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Yay!



(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:19, archived)
# That's a fast thrill ride !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I fell down the escalator at Leicester Sq once
while holding a sandwich

what I didn't realise until later is that I'd cut my hand open and the people opposite me on the tube had been watching me eat a blood-soaked sandwich

/qotw blog
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:19, archived)
# hah, you goth.
mmmm, i luvs th bloods, they excitulate my goffglands...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I'd have blood over whisky any day
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# What about AND?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# nah
whisky is disgusting
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Sometimes it's nice.
But it makes me angry.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# If i have enough whiskey I often get blood too.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Not on the bloody walking side!!!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)
# of course on the walking side
Fact No. 314:
Old people like to maximise the inconvenience caused to others.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Fact No. 315.
When they were young they had real facts. None of these fancy facts you have today.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Fact No.316:
Facts aren't what they used to be

Bugger there is a danger of recursive facts here...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Fact No. 317:
This is Fact No. 317
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# /FACT!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I'm confused
Don't the stairs move anyway?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# you must be mistaking the escalators for ones that work
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)
# true
But if you're old and smell of piss,
I expect you'd fancy a nice sit down and cup of tea.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)
# no change for me there then
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:27, archived)
# not when i'm sober
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I wanna ride . . .
how much for a round trip ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# hmm
If you're a pensioner - sod all

Otherwise, I expect oyster cards are valid
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I best start shuckin' . . .
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:26, archived)
# squirrel with horns, yiff yiff
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# that looks like the squirrel in back garden
i've seen it fight a cat!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)
# i wouldn't touch his nuts....
=D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# that gives me the 'org
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Squirrelosaurus ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)
# cleeeever
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Ellen Degenerate
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I see what you did there
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)
# What...

What did he do?

* Shoppped only, etc

(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)
# haha
filesize good
actual size, a tad big, shrinky maybe?

other than that it did make me chuckle!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)
# aRF.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)
# She gets to shag Portia De Rossi
Who would be fit if she weren't so thin.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# ashamed
I will admit, embarrassingly, since she is odd, and a lesbian, I do have a slight weird crush on Ellen. She is just so darned nice.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)
# wasn't she dory in finding nemo?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# dory
yeah, she was.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# this is too subtle
it amused me though
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# pencilment with a bit of contrast twiddling


Click for bigger (92KB)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# reminds me of Bacon
nice!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# mmmmm
bacons
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Beautiful.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# fwow!
a ghost with headlights
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# woo
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# nice!
a bit like the iron giant...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)
# THAT'S IT
I was trying to think what it reminded me of.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:10, archived)
# *bows*
happy to help captain!
now, about my deep space nine ban.....
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)
# aye I was thinking this
then I thought about Micto's 'Giant Iron' and started laughing again
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha !
i saw that
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# i have never seen the movie
is it any good? the story is awsome.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)
# it's ace!!
the bit the end when he gets blown up make me cry a little....
*sniffs*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Great film
and possibly the best thing Vin Diesel has done..

Very different from the book, but still a mighty fine film.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Love this.
Got a retro 'Sky Captain' feel about it.

Wonderful.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I aaaam Iroooon maaaan
dun dun dun dun deeer dee dee deedee dee der dun dun deeer

woo!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# ^
this
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Twiddling looks nice . . .
I like twiddling . . .
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# RA-RA...


Click for bigger (25KB)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# hurrah ! i can now enjoy you're picture
which is making me want to drink boooze
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# have a nice glass of booze
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)
# i will when me ma comes back from the shops with my bottle of coke
i have some whiskey stashed away.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Ack!
Netiquette!
Seriously, it's better to use the "edit" button if you need to change your posts. People tend to get pissy if you delete threads :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# *gets pissy*
*mops up afterwards*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# there it is!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Very good :)
For future reference, you didn't need to delete your first post, it was fine. If you need to, there's an edit button next to your post.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# thanks
Thanks for the hints, i have only been posting a day or two, its appreciated
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)
# No problem, we all have to start somewhere.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I have to sing it like the advert
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Charlie Brooker
describes Rasputin as being so unstoppably randy that if you threw a ham sandwich across the room he would fuck it twice before it hit the floor.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# SHPANG!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# thaz wellz goffik
:D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Haha, you're on fire today.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# upwards at 45 degrees
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# HAHAHA
Not the dreaded 45o angle!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Although that is clearly more than 45 degrees.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# It wasn't as successful as the other three
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha!!!
he's in for it now!!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# HAHA NICE!
EDIT: apols for the caps, i'm shouty today...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# haha
*claps*

edit: M Poirot reliably informs me that there has been a deletion of thread
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# There has.
I'm not sure why, it looked like a faq abiding post.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# It was under 50k
But quite large in actual size.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# there was.
twas a noob, i forgot his username...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
REAL
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Thread Jack
Thought I'd post the family friendly version of my post from earlier, think i prefer koalas to throbing purple man meat...

(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Ha ha, nice.


Have a mini Horace for your troubles.

(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I love the colors in thsi
:D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Hey!
I talked to the counselor today.
Actually, twice.
I got really frustrated in my last class, so I went to see her.
It went well, and I feel better-ish
I also have a pass so that I can see them during any lesson, and am allowed to have quiet time in the library if it gets too much.
A bit excessive, but I might utilise that.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)
# You're doing it all wrong,
you need to bottle up your rage until you unleash it in a fit of fury.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# WHAT!!!
i'll kill you!!
i'll kill all of you!!
GRAGHHHHHHHH!!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# As amply demonstrated here.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *wipes foam off mouth*
*bows*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# It must be lovely living in America
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# It's confusing
even after all this time.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I was planning on it.
But when I realise I could miss social studies and pe (and any other lesson) whenever I wanted to, I think a license to skive is a good idea.

Nah, I really do need to talk about it. LONG story, and I don't want to explain on the board, but Kk knows what I'm talking about.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I told you all that ghee was bad for you
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Hello.
Okay, that's good. I'm glad she helped you out. And definitely use that quiet time when you get all stressed or anything. Sometimes it's nice to escape into yourself.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Yeah :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# you are a nawty
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *slaps self*
Bad Grunty!

No biscuit!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If you'd shopped his face in it would be perfect.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# You see, Kk, this is why I wanted to gaz you about it.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Bless you -
I'm not being harsh. Merely joshing with you...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# This REALLY isn't the time.
I don't want to tell people on the board, however, because I know people will react with
"oh god he's off on another "pity me! pity me!" sessions again"
Thankyou for proving my point.
I was taking to KillerKitti because I know she understands the problem.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Well, quick pointer - if you are worried about the reaction
Best not mention it all in that case.
Seriously, chap, better keep it to your gaz.

*said in all candour, no malign tone at all*

Edit: And what do you mean "This REALLY isn't the time"? You posted it, not me - matey.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# *stands behind*


(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)
# oh FFS
seriously counselling for teens? no offence dude, but i don't think you should worry too much about your emotions and so on untill you reach a hormonal plateau and you've got a better grasp on what it is you're actually feeling. rather than thinking you do whilst being controlled by shitloads of testosterone which fucks everything up anyway.

Just an opinion mind, i know some people do have real issues.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# You think I'd see the school counselor about hormonal problems?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Is she hawt?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# That's irrelevant
yes
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)
# no, not what i'm saying at all.
i'm saying that at your age (and please i really don't wanna sound condescending, but i'm gonna anyway) most issues are in your head, and largely related to the fact that your body is being raped by hormones. trust me, if you look back in 10 years time i've little doubt that these issues will seem miniscule compared to the shit you have to deal with once you grow up.

and besides, b3ta is not a place to discuss true feeling, unless you're talking about yiffporn. keep it to the gaz, for all our sakes eh?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# This is true. It probably doesn't help at all at the time though.
And you will, of course, disagree at the time.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)
# exactly, that's why i'd say don't give 'em the option. i never had it.
if i went to one of my teachers with any sort of "emotional" issues i'd have been told to get a fuckin grip, and to be honest, i think i'm better off for it.
this just seems like rewarding insecurity. bugs the fuck out o' me.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Yeah, I've always believed in sorting out your problems yourself,
but I'm sure there are people and situations when something like this can help.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:24, archived)
# yeah i know there are, for definite.
just feel that when you're a teen it's impossible to pin down your emotions in any way that might actually help.
they'll change every second because of all the hormones.
i think counselling can only really work if you have a reasonable idea of who you are and what drives you to do the things you do, as a teen your hormones drive most of what you do say and think, not a conducive state of mind to logical discussion of emotion.

in my opinon anyway.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Ah, what's being a teenager without angst?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# exactly, so whats the point in spewing to a counsellor. do like the rest of us.
dress funny and pretend to be "different"
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Yes, but it's even cooler if you're seeing a counsellor too.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)
# shit, good point.
i take it back, Clan Soul, do you wanna borrow my black nail polish?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)
# One of my shoes is too small
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)
# One of my replies is more deleted than this one
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:26, archived)
# thats ace!
hurts my eyes a little, but ace!
=)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)
# have you ever thought of investing in a new pair ?
prices start from only £39.99 (not incl. p+p)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# nah.
i like the blue of these ones...
*squints*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)
# tsk tsk !
sooome people are sooo hard to please.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)
# who said that!!
*feels around*
oh!


sorry...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# oooer !
thats not my..
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# yes indeed that is not my "AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!"
in fact it was my left fallopian tube. you have very long hands sir !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# =)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# hahahaha
cor i'm like mystic meg.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *envelopes in massive arms*
tell me next weeks lottery numbers!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# 1 2 3 4 5 6
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)
# *writes down*
woo!!
i won't forget you b3ta when i'm rich!!
*darts off to shops*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:10, archived)
# frosted butts
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Seeing double?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)
# haha!!
look at the jumblies on that centipede!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# cor
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# had her
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# oooo sexy
lovely as ever !

edit:
HAD HER !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ace - love the colours
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# she's marvellous
well done!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Very lully!!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Haha
the bizarre cultural osmosis of this place. I doubt you know where 'lully' comes from, do you?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I assumed it was a silly way of saying "lovely"
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)
# It is
but it dates back years. I think it's great the way this place has its own culture that gets passed on. For instance 'the fear' was here long before most of us current users signed up, but we all keep it going.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)
# oo that's great that is
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Wonderful.
As usual. :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# That's beautiful
I love the colours.

Ooooh, I have something for you but I have to upload it.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# W00t!
A THINGS FOR ME! I LIKE THINGS!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Nothing exciting.
Something for you to play with.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# [verr purrdy....
..that's being saved to the handheld device for later use.


...impressing girlies with the talented people I know, of course! ;?) ]
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)

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