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Fat Bastard finds his calling

Apologies for quality, photostudio hates me.

(WhitieMcPaleface, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

Those aren't seams!

That baby has arm dandruff!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

It's true

That picture is from...um...a...I don't know some condition to do with baby arm dandruff

(WhitieMcPaleface, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)

Are we seams-horsing this one?

Fantastic news!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

pfft

a bit of the sans on the saddle and you're backing a winner.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)

mugatu?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)

We are...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)

this is actually amazingly amazing

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)

This amuses me..

especially since you used a toy of Fat Bastard instead of a shot from one of the films.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)

That I did!

It's my toy!

(WhitieMcPaleface, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)

Ahahaha.

You play with toys!*

*(May own some sealed 'action figures')

:D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)

I frighten flatmates with it

It's sort of a dead dog from scrubs thing. He's kept in the fridge.

(WhitieMcPaleface, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)

Er...you've lost me now.

No matter.

Great japes.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)

With subtle NoobMaster!

YEY...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)

pfft

Noobmaster - nice addition.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)

^this

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)

Bwahahahaa!

Absolutely excellent!! Each seams horse is funnier than the last. I actually cried a little bit there with laughter!!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)

After 2 years I just got reacquainted with my Graphire

strange, how I always end up drawing blood

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)

That's going to hurt in the morning!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)

I think I don't want to see the other part(s)... :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

It's ketchup

Nice drawing!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

I know - I do that too.. Blood Blood -

(waxdart hello., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)

Have some controversy with your lunch

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)

cross over chat bubbles

killed jesus

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)

Yeah...

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)

it still made me laugh

inside

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)

I was trying to think who'd be the wrong man to perform an abortion

I thought of Jesus, but then I just made it a jab at fundie pro-lifers. :D

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)

If jesus went back in time

and performed a coat-hanger abortion on the Virgin Mary, then he would not exist to be able to go back in time so therefore he would get born as normal, and so would be able to go back in time, which means he wouldn't exist, so...

PARADOX!!!!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)

The subject is void

Because that's supposedly Mary Magdalen in the picture.

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)

Ah!

My bad. I thought she'd look more like a whore!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)

Sorry

I should have tarted her up a bit.

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)

LIES

Coathangers weren't invented back then, and he couldnt have taken one with him because then he would have mutated like Jeff Goldblum in Jurrasic Park (The Fly).

Ummmmm.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

Don't be daft

How did they hang up their robes then?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)

On Mules

Big tall ears you see.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)

Idea for another photoshop?

I think so!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)

Quick & Dirty

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)

Ah thank you.

Didn't see the C there, so forgot it was a compo.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)

Malignant Narcissism

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2hlyYLYfU4

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)

God, I hate Rush

so much.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)

yup

but the video's kind of cool.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

I'd forgotten

just how much their music - at least most of it - sounds to me like the intro music to an sensationalist news show. THE INTERNET... TOOL OF SATAN!!! WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW TO PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN!!! NEXT, ON FOX NEWS!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)

hahah

so true, especially this piece

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)

eep

paradox

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)

I mean... What can you say to them??

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)

hehehe

But isn't the sign a bit redundant though?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)

I thought that!

;o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)

its for the parents

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)

How do you know they're not blind too?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)

They had to sign papers duh

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)

And blind people can't sign things?

huh? huh? Blindist!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)

it's for the dogs

Edit: In reply to riverghost, but written here because I'm a dunce.

In reply to benkai: pfft and woo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)

dunce:P

Would a juicy steak hanging down serve better for the dogs?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)

then you'd just get any old labrador coming along for food

and if you hung the meat up high to prevent such an eventuality, the school name would have to be changed to "School for the Blind with Dislocated Shoulders"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)

Well maybe that's how they recruit new dogs. They get the ones that wander in for the steak.

That and make them out of milk bottle tops.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)

Pardon

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)

Well, nap time.

Have a posh whale.

If someone would wake me up in a couple of hours, it would be much appreciated.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)

Hello, posh whale

How does he get into the operahouse?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)

BOO !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)

Eeep!

Hello, girloninternet.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)

have i changed my username again and not realised ?

ttsssk !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)

Always one step ahead of the stalkers, huh?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)

yes. maybe. no.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)

He's lully

but your sleep patterns are completely up to shite. You are silleh.
.
.
.
.
pots and kettles

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)

It's one of my quirky charms =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)

I would say no sleep now

Then go to bed at 8 and sleep through to tomorrow morning.

But whatever you feel is best. Tis a lovely whale.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)

I have a gig tonight =[

I think.

I had 3 hours sleep last night, so I feel a 2 hour nap is deserved.

G'night y'all!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)

Oh I seeee

Nap's allowed then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)

Been glossing....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)

hehehehe

i have geordie jumpers & geordie jeans stuck in my head now. doh.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)

geordie jeans

particulary tight in the arse.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)

:D !

a lot of fun.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)

ha ha

why aye bonny lass.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)

Up here

It's "all fur coat and nae knickers".

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)

Hahahah

It's true!

Those mad female northerners and their dressless straps in the middle of winter!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)

prolly dun already..

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)

probably

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)

Could you maybe

blow the whole thing out of proportion please?

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)

Oh well fuck it then!

Repost!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)

that is superb !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)

Yes

But not in a clever way like what you done.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)

most kind

:-)

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)

Allo.

What should I draw the'day?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)

SA chess!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)

NUNS! LOTS OF NUNS!

CHASING A HASLET....

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)

But slipping over on a bit of ghee

someone left on the floor.

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in vino veritas, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)

this ^^

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)

And their clothes all falling off

Revealing them to be monks in disguise as nuns, only they're not monks, they're nuns in disguise as monks in disguise as nuns.

Ad infinitum

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)

An undignified brawl

at a lingerie sale.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)

Hey! Get your mind outa my gutter!

Aw, who am I kidding? It's a big enough gutter. Let's all wallow in the filth and depravity for a while!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)

looks at sky

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)

Leonard

Anything with Leonard.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)

^this

Maybe Leonard being dressed up by a little girl as a dolly and pushed around in a pram.

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in vino veritas, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)

This sounds delightful

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)

Gordon Brown being pushed through a tennis raquet by Elton John

While Bono watches and giggles, because he's thinking about Brian May playing football.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)

but with squirrels

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)

I like this

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Weetobix, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)

Have you been there then?

It is only about 646km from "Here" you know?
maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&geocode=&saddr=This,+France&daddr=here&sll=50.074769,4.520874&sspn=0.870756,3.383789&ie=UTF8&z=5&om=0

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)

I passed by

on a tour of here, there and everywhere

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Weetobix, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)

Gordon Brown? Tennis Racket?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)

Wow that was quick!

Hooray!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)

Transformers

Oh, two words?

Transformer furniture

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fross Read your email on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)

Harry Arter

And the Piplosopher's Kat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)

Haha

Good one:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)

Same fluffy stuff as ever, Mr JJ

But with me in the middle of it.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)

Parrot making a flan

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)

Ronald McDonald lapping at Ed Balls balls

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)

You have disappointed me

with your lack of gaping tattered arseholes being rimmed by Cilla Black :(

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in vino veritas, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)

chloe breaking those hadcuffs and unleashing the beasts.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)

Unleash the pies?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)

A human

Wearing clothes

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)

my 5,000th post..... Sorry for the lack of nudity....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)

: /

: /

(Oobla, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

hullo thar

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

5001

Hello sir.... :o) Been waiting ages to hit 5,000 but I thought just get on and post... Mekkid time can wait...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)

Phwoarr! Which one's you? Gerremoff!

Congrats also.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

Ta.

Been waiting ages to post, just been lurking, but I have too many ideas swelling my head!

How's the Clownfish?

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)

Oops

now full of lunch ta.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)

FASHION SLAX FTW!

Happy big round number!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)

Nicely!

Congratulations!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)

what no nudity ! outrage !

HAPPY 5,000000000000000 POSTS !

:D

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)

congrats

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)

hahahaha

that's rather good

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)

I believe the soundtrack is a pile-o-poo

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)

GAAAAAAAAAH!

and gaaah! to an announcement they just had on UKTV Gold, 'Friday night movies, every Friday on UKTV Gold'.

EDIT: Woo to 5000!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)

on Friday.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)

happy diploma

(Oobla, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)

Two in a row

and I'm still kinda RISsing on this.

Maybe I should google it or something.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)

Oh sorry I thought you were taking the piss 'cos it's been on the board so much!

McDonalds and a few other McJob type organisations have been accredited to deliver Level 3 qualifications - equivalent to A-level standard.

And it all kind of spiralled from there...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)

Ah, I see. Haha :D

I only wandered back onto B3ta about twenty minutes ago, so I had no idea about it.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)

McDonalds and a couple of other companies are going

to start doing NVQs. Obviously the media have blown this up into, "MCDONALD'S TO BEGIN RAPING SCHOOLS - WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)

:D I love the way you explain things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)

oh no you didn't!!1111!1!1oneone

haha, woo

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mongychops, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)

hahaha wut?

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McBadger COW, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)

mcdiploma

newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?forumID=4168&edition=1&ttl=20080128134230

(Oobla, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)

best response from the comments section:
"Mcdonalds is a complex retailing operation, requiring many skills to function."

Yes. Yes it is.

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McBadger COW, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

its on a par with brain surgery and nuclear physics

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)

Not everyone can be a brain surgeon or nuclear physicist

The world needs ditch diggers too.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

Not any more, not now we're got nuclear-powered ditch-digging machines

with big clusters of extra brains sewn on.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)

but of course

: )

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McBadger COW, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

Breathing

Listening
Saying "Do you want fries with that"
Completely ballsing up your order
Failing to clean anything

I think that's it

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fross Read your email on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)

is it Tuesday?

HELLO EVERYONE, LOOK! I'M ON THE DAYSHIFT!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)

BAN HORRIBLE

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mongychops, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)

hello mongy

how's the raping coming along?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

well winter is my busy time

also because it gets dark early i can start around 5, gets me alot more school kids than the summer

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mongychops, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)

Fuck off, cunt

heheh

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

*figs*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

*crimps some off for a stir-fry*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorriblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!

/ac

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssspyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)

I thought sunlight made you die a bit

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

no, that's garlic

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)

HOOTS!

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McBadger COW, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

BRAW!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)

Crivens!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)

again i find myself hovering over the ignore button

and about to issue forth a stream of obscenities.
the inclusion of the guys with the the mental disabilities combined with the words mc fuckwitis is nothing short of bigotry, would you do the same thing replacing a black or asian guy for the chap who appears to have downs syndrome, after all there are still not overly bright sections of our community who consider them to be of a lower intelligence and only a couple of generations more advanced than our primate cousins.
thought not.
it really is time to confine this sort of bigoted imagery and thinking to the bin.
i along with a fair few other boarders really don't want to see it.
another wee thought while i'm here although it really doesn't apply to me, would this sort of image be considered safe for work, i would have thought it far more likely to offend a boss than an image showing a boob or similar.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)

for what it's worth, I agree with you.

I don't find the piss taking of Down's Syndrome funny either.

Best regards.

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)

*notices cheery little pic of Hitler next to username*

*wryly raises eyebrow*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)

hitler is more than worthy of mocking

in my humble opinion.

a wee rendition of him as icon on a board such as this is hardly a sign of support for him or anything he stood for is it.
also, as an aside, my dads family are jewish, dear old mr hitler is directly responsible for quite a lot of his relations not reaching old age, or come to that their teens.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)

why did you join here?

and what right do you have to tell people what they can and cant post?

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mongychops, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)

we've been here before if i recall.

firstly why did i join, i rather enjoy 99% of the images and comments posted on here and rather enjoy joining in with the mockery of folk or situations deserving of mockery, i'm rather fond of silliness involving kittens and as tricky as it may be for you to grasp i hate petty political correctness. there are lots of other reasons too but i'm bored with this bit now.
what right do i have to tell any one one what can and can't be posted, exactly the same right
as anyone to post anything they want. the last time i checked this is an open forum on which to post images and to comment on images posted by others, please correct me if i'm wrong, i may have missed a memo.
i find images such as the one above offensive, as i do other images that are spitefully bigoted in their nature and as such, in common with the poster of such images, have the right to post a comment saying as much.
if you disagree with me and consider mocking folk with disabilities purely because they have disabilities and are different from the majority of 'normal' folk acceptable i suggest to hit your ignore gstq button now. i would also suggest kraykan does the same if my comments cause him any distress or even if he thinks i'm just an opinionated wanker. it's no loss.
this will have to do for now because it takes me an age to type these bloody replies at a word a minute and hopefully something joyous is happening further up the board.
ignore is your friend.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)

Whilst I respect your opinion

I think you would be better off responding to this in a personal message to me, or if indeed it bothers you that much, a letter of concern to the moderators.

I have seen these boards awashed with plenty of images and or comments that are not to my taste either, however, I do not, and will not try to rally people up against the original poster.

Im sorry this bothered you, offence was not my intent, had I used the image of a stereotypical 'redneck' or 'greasy teenager' I would have no doubt offended someone else.

(Oobla, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)

Individuals with Down syndrome tend to have a lower than average cognitive ability.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)

Which isn't quite the same as calling them all fuckwits is it, really?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)

probably been done but my parents were so proud!

(DrOccer, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)

OMG!

Some nes inflatededed Ronald!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)

Still on the board as a matter of fact.

www.b3ta.com/board/8004975

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)

Doesn't Cilla Black look pale with that lipstick?

;)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)

the man on the right has been caught on a fishing line

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)

and ronald has three carp under his jacket

Edit: cloakyfing

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)

Is that a

reference to the book of dave? Or just random?

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)

well... It took me a while to work out why I wrote it, but yes, it is mokni from book of dave

well noticed

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)

His dad is..

.. Robert Kilroy-Silk?

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)

what is this all about?

Is it something from the news? I don't read the news, I simply explore the world to find things out, like a wild boar.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)

stop snuffling at my crotch!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)

I smell truffles

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)

That's a bad place to have fungus

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)

is that an offer?

*snuffles*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)

Oh, I'm sure he's a fungi to be with really

*self spangs*

EDIT: Wait, wait, that pun didn't even make logical sense. Damn tiredness.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)

Spores he is.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)

not mushroom for further punnage after that one

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)

cep(t) just here

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

that caps off a nice round of fungus-related punnage

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)

I want truffles!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)

when I've found some, I'll share with you in exchange for secks

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)

What do you think I am?

A prostitute?
It had better be a big bucket of truffles

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)

It was simply a romantic gesture

rather than a payment for services.
very big bucket of truffles, with candles.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)

I've never tried them

but I hear they're delicious

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)

Me neither

*add to "to do" list*
I'd imagine they are like mushrooms but more tasty.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)

RIS?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)

The Dubious Duo Strike again!!!!!

They should really check the backgrounds (and backgardens) of these here folks

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)

Well at least Jacko looks

armless enough.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)

he wants to lick Garys lollypop!

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)

And, bizarrely, has no legs. Or hips.

But I can't think of a pun for this

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)

he hasn't been hip

since the 80s

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)

Is it Tuesday?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)

every day is Tuesday on B3ta

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)

What a depressing thought.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)

Apart from Thursdays....

* I remember when Thursdays used to be "Penguin Day"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)

...back when this was all fields

and we had to walk uphill to school (and uphill to get back home again) and it was always snowy - up to our chests, it was...

and it was three miles to school then, too!

and the exams were so much tougher back then, make no imstake!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)

That's on Tuesday.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)

That's a pleasant coincidence.

'ning sir

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)

'ningles matey.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)

FLOATY SEMI-JACKO AND BIG HEAD GLITTER

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)

a. cqui. tted.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)

how original

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)

in fairness we don't often see many floating jacko's.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)

Oh damn

Fraser has removed the "please no Gary Glitter Michael Jackson posts they have bindun to death" from the challenge.

Hello new person. Please pull up a chair and 'shop a kitten a penguin your big left toe anything but Glitter/Jackson/Huntley!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)

iggle piggle have you lost your wank blanket?

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mongychops, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)

shitting christ.

hahahaha.
you sick sod mongy...
hahahaha.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)

Ha ha ha! Yay for pics debasing our children's television!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)

hahah that is great.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)

Good grief

*hides*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)

haha

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mongychops, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)

haha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)

uh oooh

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)

Yay indeed!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)

Classic

How terribly bold.

(WhitieMcPaleface, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)

*winces*

poor makka pakka...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)

Gah!

upsey daisy has been mopping up with it.

*issues writ on behalf of ragdoll productions*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)

who is this furry, fat-cocked fiend?

nicely be-cocked anyhow.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Night_Garden

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)

I seeeeeeeee

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)

well mongy probably put it better really...

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)

he has a way with words

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)

yes, like a poet with tourettes.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)

I WANDERED lonely as a cunt
That floats on high o'er vales and tits,
When all at once I saw a shitfuck,
A host, of golden wankers;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing arsehole

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mongychops, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)

*snorts*

thats beautiful.
brought a tear to my eye.

:D

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)

brilliant

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

he is a little blue cunt who takes forever to go to bed

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mongychops, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)

Have you been trawling the mortuaries for sex again?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)

Naaa I have a hanky for that!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)

tehehe

hello ghostie !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)

wotcha felinechunder:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)

my name is lovely damn it !

*stamps feet alot*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)

Stampsfeetalot is the new Eric Idle musical isn't it?

aaaw.

*glories at lullynessocity of kittyvomits name*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)

yay !

*dances*

*does jazz hands*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)

Going by the image I posted

I'm glad you said jazz hands!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)

hahahahaha. i almost said jizz hands...but my puerile mind keeps getting me into trouble.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)

Well I think then it's appropriate that I post this then:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

for my pleasure...mmmmmm.

:D

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)

Well kittens are selfless in that respect:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)

awwwww...

even covered in jizz, it's still adorable.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)

In Korea it's called Kitten in special sauce:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

hahaha. dirty boy.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)

LOLOGRES. THE NEW INTERNET CRAZE.

I am bored again =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)

Aww he is lovely!

Playpen?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)

I am playing with a pen.

It is drawing strange things.
Things like this.

ALL OF THEM ARE EITHER BLOB MEN OR KITTIES =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)

Bucket maaaaaan

Burning out his fuse out here alone....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)

Hahaha

Tescos value G'n'R guitarist:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)

I prefer him to Slash.

He is more fun to watch, and plays weird wibbly bits =]

Plus, he has a KFC bucket on his head =]

AND A CAPE. FUCK, I FORGOT TO DRAW THE CAPE =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)

Each to their own I supoose.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)

I'm not really much of a GnR fan though to be honest.

So I suppose that's probably why I prefer Buckethead.

They're both great guitarists though, just different styles =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)

I remember seeing them in '93 at Wembley Stadium

Backed up by Soundgarden and Faith No More.:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)

Hmm..

I must say, whilst I'm not really a big fan of GnR, I can appreciate them, so that would have been a pretty ace gig =]

Even if I would only have been 4, and several hundred miles away.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)

I was at that gig.

My first proper, grown-up, stadium gig.

And I got my first fingers off a girl I met there.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)

It was stupidly hot that day.

I'll never forget the roadie who kept coming out to make the announcements.
'Water is located in all water taps. No shit!'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)

Buckethead doesn't have a 'style' though

He plays everything from thrash metal, through to Floydian prog rock and blue grass banjo. He's way more versatile and technically gifted than Slash, it's just Slash has written much better music.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)

BUCKET HEAD!

I CHOOSE YOU!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)

rawk!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)

Buckethead is fucking awesome

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)

the selfish little..... thing!

woo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)

Was it local and in season?!:O

Woo.

Minor TJ; that's scarey! It's the 25th annerversery of Blade Runner!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)

they should release some kind of special edition to commemorate it!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)

It had one of those moving card thingies in it =]

I can't remember what they're called, not holograms..

Those cards that when you moved them about, the picture changed/moved.

I must know what they are called!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)

Sounds like a hologram to me....

Oh I know what you mean, the ones with the grooves and it was one picture if you viewed from the left, and another from the right.

LoFi holograms?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)

Mhmm.

I don't know what they're called, but they had one of Deckard in the box set =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)

It appears HT knows.

Because he would, wouldn't he?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)

He knows ALL.

He is the master of knowledge.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)

"lenticular"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)

I saw lenticular clouds

yesterday for the first time and they were over the Alps.
Which was nice.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)

That's the one!

Thankee =]

I remember TOOL did one of those for a limited edition album art.

It looked quite snazzy

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)

Aenima, wasn't it?

In fact, I'm sure it was, because I've got it at home. It was the American verson or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)

It was.

*jealouses*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

They're doing a 3 CD music set as well:P

With previously unrealeased stuff! ie: stuff that wasn't good enough to get intothe film.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)

HE SAY YOU BRADE RUNNAH.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)

wow

i was 3 when that came out!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)

I was -2.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)

I was 9:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)

You're older than you look.

I thought you were manwife's age.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)

Aaaw you're my new best friend!

Manwife isn't 50 is he?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)

Nah, 26.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)

Hehehe bestest buddy ol' pal:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)

How cute

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Ace!

And can I just say that I love BBC Have Your Say:

"Education in this country is getting worse and worse these days. First they offer students a choice between English and Hindi, because of all the immagrints here, then they take maths off the curriculum and replace it with this McDiploma nonsense."

Brilliant. 'Immagrints'?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)

Gosh darn Immagrints.

Coming in here, stealing our jarbs.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)

Did you see this on /links over the weekend?

Makes that comment look like it's come from a PhD thesis...
www.b3ta.com/links/153929

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)

bloody hell.

proof that only literate intelligent people should be allowed to join religions.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)

They take MATHS off the curriculum?

Where the pissbarnet have they done that?

Oh, nowhere, you say? Right.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)

they're like varmints..but peskier

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)

He's

great! WYH!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)

The sweary other half took a photo of a full moon...

Unfortunately, she didn't keep the camera still and it came out looking like this:

Any other examples of perfectly ordinary photographic subjects gone wrong?

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)

gGar!

Bi!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)

more bigger if you please.

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)

lifesize?

edit: welcome to /board though.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)

Scale 1:1

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW YOUR DOIN IT WRONG!

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Just Flange, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)

COCK

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)

bigger than the moon!

edit/ hooray!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)

is it life size?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)

*touches screen*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)

hahaha!!

i love that!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)

any other examples of perfectly ordinary photographic subjects gone wrong?

yes the size of your fucking image you twunt

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)

i can see u r an anus

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mongychops, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)

can you see pluto and mars ?

*groans*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)

That looks like a cock..

only smaller..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)

THAT'S NO MOON....

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)

That's rather attractive,

reminds me of the Challenger disaster.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)

which was 22 years ago today

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)

22? fucking hell...

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)

I should commemorate it somehow

Perhaps I'll buy some onion rings.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)

A fitting tribute I think

but you should of course wash it down with a nice glass of 7-up

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)

Hahaha

dear oh dear.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)

Bastard!

ha ha ha ha!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)

*sarcasm and abuse converter enabled*

your picture is a bit big for the board, please read the FAQ about file sizes and make it reaer 50k, cheers

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)

Sorry about the size...

Still experimenting...

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)

wait a minute!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)

* Waits

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)

That's what you does.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)

tick follow tock

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)

*swipes wallet*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)

Thats no moon!

(Chav In A Box? Was busy stealing your Vauxhall Nova on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)

(maninthespoon, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)

Yay!

Now that it's resized can we complain that RPS is shit?

EDIT a little harsh. At least it's incontrovertible proof that it's a man, not a woman, in the moon.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)

more seamless guff

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)

Haha!

She looks like the only girl on my course.

In her own words, she's "Chemo"

Is that, or is that not an abomination on the world?

And a woo to the animation.

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Hokerou, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)

a chemo?

what is the world coming to?

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)

is that me?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)

I was going to say this, then thought you'd be offended.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)

that's what i was thinking

is it?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)

Yey....

CHAVS!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)

throw 'em overboard!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)

I know that image

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)

of all the chavs

in the world, I had to walk into yours.

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)

Alpacas in their natural habitat

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:55, archived)

hahahahaha

thats brilliant.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)

Das ist eine klicke sie begetten!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)

so...

..your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)

My name's Denis.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)

Don't you repress me!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)

BLOODY PEASANT!!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)

Oh shut up, Big Nose.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)

Right! I'll do you for that!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)

^this

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Hokerou, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)

Well they do say Alpaca wool is really water-repellant,

so that would make a great deal of sense.

Woo.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)

wonderful :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)

WOO!

*grabs fishing rod*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)

Lovely!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)

I think I might pearoast this again, as it's topical

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)

haha!!

just listening to the news and some little twat was saying
'i dropped out of college to work at mcdonalds and its nice to get some recognition about how hard we work'

sheesh!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)

Hahahaha!

What did he think the gold stars on his badge were for?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)

shiiiiiiney!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)

+ Mong noises

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Hokerou, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)

I really want one of those.

Stick it on my wall, show all the future girlfriends that are willing to come into my mom's basement etc.

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Hokerou, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)

I couldn't find Batman, so I did this instead:

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)

that is utter woo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

YOU ARE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

AICMFP

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)

Wrong!

*snatches FP back*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)

Well, I like the picture.

Can I have FP anyway?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)

OK.

*gives back*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)

Yawn

News: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7213151.stm

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)

Hehehe

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DogHorse plop, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)

Interesting bit of triva about St. Albans, where he is being tried.

The registry office used to be a prison. It was in fact the prison shown at the start of Porridge.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)

Slade it was in porridge wasn't it?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)

Yes.

Not sure what it was called in real life though.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)

and the big wooden doors are still there

on reflection perhaps they're not, i will check next time i pass it.

www.sitcom.co.uk/porridge/location.shtml

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)

They were

towards the end of last year when we were there for my best mate's wedding.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)

Coincidentally, today I bought a pair of £8 headphones from Tesco

which make everything sound as if filtered through porridge. And so we come full circle.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

Coincidentally

yesterday I was in Sainsburys and wanted to buy some headphones, but they didnt have any.

I ate porridge.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)

the town hall used to be the court house

and still has the original dock, which is where Stephen Fry filmed the court scenes in Wilde

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:55, archived)

We should all be on QI.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)

I reckon Mr Fry would have known that fact ;D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)

but high quality road filler.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

indeed

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)

hehehe

if only that were true and it wasn't just his CD's being crushed.

however his CD's being crushed is a start.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)

pffft!

out of curosity, what will happen to his gambling debts while he's banged up?
will they be waiting for him when he come out?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)

he'll be paying them off while he's inside

dry.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)

haha!

pound a go?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)

Ack..

Can't see it. Imageshack, photobucket, tinypic etc. are all blocked at college.

Spoilsports.

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Hokerou, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)

It's only the pic from the bbc news page

in a tesco value frame, with a caption of "Tesco Value Blackmailer"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

I think all pics

should be accompanied by a verbal description.

*looks forward to essays from smallbrainfield & monkeon*

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DogHorse plop, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)

try this:

www.myimager.com/open.php?f=0
99.99% horse free...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)

I just use b3tards... they haven't noticed that... Yet

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Hokerou, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:53, archived)

genuine

LOL

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)

Nicely done! - EDIT: Same Person?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

^this

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Hokerou, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)

* I think you mean...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)

Hahaha!

Excellent!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)

The great irony

It cost them 1.3m quid in lost retail etc. So they should have paid the money.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)

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