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# better late than never
cookie monster weatherman

There was just a wrong man for the job thing wasn't there?
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# COOKIES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I'll defend the Northern borders against the small cookies
On my own, if necessary.

Nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# You defend the North..
We'll stick to the Nourth
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Id be more concerned
about the big blue monster thats half the size of England.
(Bramo plotting to take over the world since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# HELLO....is it me you're looking for ?
thats rather noice sir !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# this was going to be you
but i got sidetracked

you're very much still on the cards though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)
# YAY !
:D :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I used to have a pack like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# har har !
i have a packet of cards with cats on..except there 3d cards with cats on so you get twice as much cats for your money.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# do you have to play cards wearing the glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# no.
no glasses, well more holographic. or something.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# ace indeed
my wife's holographic kitten bag is well cool, innit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# +1 click.
You have gained critical mass.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Cor!
Very lush mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Boofuls!
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# icecream for tonsilitis
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# :)
It's not so painful now that the penicillin's started to work... and it gives me an excuse to stay in bed drawing things :D
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# drawing things
wanking
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# That's spendid
Woo, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Ace as ever!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I like this a lot.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# neon perfection
and that's not hyperbowle (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# always impressive
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
# that's rather great

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# cocktails!~


woot!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
# That is super smooth
And very spledid indeed......lovely ....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# well thats rather good, well done mr mictoboy
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Lordy!
I thought that was a photograph at first!
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Check out the Ghostly apparation in this pic!!! Spooky!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# *sharpens killing knife*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I had to press stop to work that out :O
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# How odd.
Just one t short of a fish.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Nah, you've lost me!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Sturgeons.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# All is sinister here tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor thing.... isn't nature cruel?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Hahah
you finished it!
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Who are we to interfere with the natural order of things?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# You pity the poor Boeing 737 on it's annual migration to Namibia
CAUGHT IN THE CLUTCHES OF THE FIENDISH PYLONOGATOR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# all i can picture is filth
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Is it in a cradle?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:43, archived)
# looks like a contracting anus to me
often happens as you stick your fingers down her throat at the hight of orgasm
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# !
Like a seething fall from grace
Thou art pale hecate
Rising from thessaly
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)
#
You're in my dreams
The Darkness in my heart
The rapture in their screams
Black Goddess Rise...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# there's no-one quite like grandma
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)
# NOT CRUEL ENOUGH, IF YOU ASK ME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I once watched the migration of the metronomes in Vienna.
It was a wonderous sight, but right there at the back of the herd was one old, tired metronome. As the others ran on and on it gradually got slower and slower, until in the end it had almost stopped. I wanted to do something, you know, get a key, wind it up, get it moving somehow. But my friend, who's a trained musician, said no, it's the way of nature, you can't interfere.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# There's nothing sadder than watching a metronome slowly lose its rhythm.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# It means nothing to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
#
Walked in the cold air
Freezing breath on a window plane
Lying and waiting
A man in the dark in a picture frame
So mystic and soulful
A voice reaching out in a piercing cry
It stays with you until

The feeling has gone only you and I
It means nothing to me
This means nothing to me
Oh, Vienna

The music is weaving
Haunting notes, pizzicato strings
The rhythm is calling
Alone in the night as the daylight brings
A cool empty silence
The warmth of your hand and a cold grey sky
It fades to the distance

The image has gone only you and I
It means nothing to me
This means nothing to me
Oh, Vienna

This means nothing to me
This means nothing to me
Oh, Vienna

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
# You are too good!!!
I saw your viagra one!!!
Where do you get your source pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Google images.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)
# rly?
you must be just super ace at shopping then!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Hahaha
are we looking at the same pics? Seriously, what do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Quick hair update. yay
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Covered in yoghurt?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# das ist gutt!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Fank yoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I am lovely, ta!
And multicolored!

And you, sah?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I'm alright.
not very colourful, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Awww
*grabs sharpie* *colors hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Whats a sharpie?
it sounds sharp.
or pie like.
And after Sweeney todd, NO PIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# No silly.
It's a permanent marker. They come in all pretty bright colors. See?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# They work on hair?
wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Probably not
Way to spoil it. Xp
But I've heard Kool-Aid works.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I've got no idea what that is.
My hair is dark brown.
And my eyelid is twitching.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Wow!
Now I just feel weird. Like, you don't have KoolAid over there? It's powdered drink mix, but you can also get it premixed. It's a fruit flavored, but really fake and mainly aimed at liuttle kids. Like...hahah I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# No we don't.
You don't have staffodshire oatcakes, ben nevis, the lake district or the queen in America.
that is weird ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Hahah
This is true.
But you don't have Sharpies, KoolAid, or Incubus.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# We have Incubus.
We just wish we didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)
# ^^this
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)
# They're so incredibly bland
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# They're awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I can't possibly agree with that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8019101
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Or that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# They're ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Incubus toured here.
My friend met them.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Goddammit
Well...you don't have...MSI

EDIT: And if they toured there, don't tell me. It'll ruin it. I might cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I've met them.
and Jimmy said "you're the fucking trench coat mafia". to me.

They're the only famous people i've met, and the only ones i've really wanted to meet.

edit: oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# *cries*
Lucky.


OOOH! oooh! WE HAVE ICP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# You see pee?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Insane Clown Posse!
I see ICP
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
# We have them too.
It's unfortunate.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I shall read up on them.
You can keep them.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Yesss!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# You've got shit in it?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# That would be
muh brown roots.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# ^Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Quick
start a blog.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# no
its chocolate mousse...duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# This is mine, as of 2 minutes ago
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Hahah
hooray
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Mr c_kick requested to be rendered. Here he is!


Edit for hosting.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
# lully !
now sir how do you do these ? whats your secret !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# To be fair, anyone could do them, I guess.
I just use a bog standard pen-tool, create a layer over the image ans roughly sketch out dimensions. Then a layer over that for the actual drawing. Move the bottom layer to a separate image window, so now I have the original picture next to the sketch. Then I spend a ridiculous amount of time drawing, and deleting, drawing and deleting lines.

As for software: PSP:PX2, and hardware wise, a Wacom A4.

And with that all said, brb!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# lovely
btw how did the recording/downloading go.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# These are ace! :D
really
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# i'd like pebble dashing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# oi !
i gots me a fp !

am i still the best thing on here ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# 2nd-best
After balloon kitties.

Oh, and elephants.

Ok, 3rd-best.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# AHEM !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# girls with front pages!!!one!oneeleven
cor, well done miss
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# oh oh oh oh ooooohhhh !
smug bastard pictures ? do you have the others ? you said there was a series of them and you might have them.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)
# hold on i'll look
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I like training dags....
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Wonderfull stuff...
Fantastic work around the hair.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Wow!
Can you do me? The hair will be..interesting
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I love that
great style!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# quick one as its late
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I wouldn't mess with
him!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
# He's a biggun
pylon marathon (mmmm image...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
# TOAP
Text on a Pylon!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
# too much high voltage intake
with too few amps
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# He's not fat
Just big-girdered.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
# A tiny piston_bloke
 

 
piston_bloke
 
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# As always, I am utterly stunned by the brilliance of your work.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
# He never loooked that cool!!!




woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Whee
that's rather good, that is

*clicks* for you
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Ooh!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
# monobrow!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Ian
Brodie!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
# That's rather excellent
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# attempt#2

I missed the 'change one letter comp',
will this make amends?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Pfft!
TJ: Capt. WOW about at all?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)
# With legs like these
who needs the Cap'n?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Nylon Pylons!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# chalk another one up to me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)
# much better
also, thats great
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)
# nicely, and as i was saying
bad rats
although it's quite a nice looking one, but it has to go. i now have traps baited with rolos in strategic locations in my garden. i'm told they love rolos. they also make good bait cos you can push them on the traps trigger thingy and the rat has to work to get it off, leading to clabbam and a rat with a head ache.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)
# D:
NOES!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)
# you'd just turn 'em into snake food anyway;)
(the rats that is)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Yikes...
Well could luck with that. Hope you get them. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Good luck with that.
If he's eating your food, it's all he deserves.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:08, archived)
# it's not my food
it's the little dickie birdies food, i don't mind it so much although it/they will keep emptying my compost bins which is a pain, and orders is orders the rat has to go.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I'll bet a tenner you end up with a cat.
(if you are using the same big fuck off rat traps we have here)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
# i have taken precautions
i've put the traps inside the compost bins, and stuck the other one behind a sheet of board that covers up it's run from under my shed. that's the main reason i haven't and won't use poison.
the buggers managed to set off a trap last night with their bloody digging and left headache and rolo free.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
# good luck mate.
when I can be arsed I'll sketch up a system I used to use to get them and gaz it to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
# i also have a cunning plan that involves wiring the bird table to the mains
a flick of a switch and it's goodbye ratty old chum.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
# if they are not earthed they will feel nowt
rats chew cables for fun
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# OH NOES!
Don't give the rats headaches, just trick them into leaving by throwing the rolos onto a bus or something.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I got home from work the other night .....
Went to pick up a bar of chocolate that i had left on the garage floor.. to descover a mouse had had a good old feed on one end of it......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
# My PC didn't work one morning at work yonks ago
turned out a mouse had been shitting inside on the circuits in the night, cheeky bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
# hehehehe!
i'd keep that one as a pet.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Haha....My parants had one in their gararge....
It destroyed two pairs of wellingtons two pairs of ยฃ100 walking boots two sleeping bags and chest of draws.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Good luck with that.
Rats are hard as nails, and smarter than, oooh, 74% of the human population, I reckon. He'll have yer telly and DVD player whilst you're outside trying to balance Rolos on contraptions made of bits of wire, just you wait and see.

How rats get into your bedroom at night.
(tomsk, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
# i fear you may be right
but this is only day 2 of my battle against the rats, i don't count day one where i caught it sitting on a bird table and narrowly missed it with a church candle that i lobbed out of an upstairs window at it. one way or another they are going.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
# It'll have taken that candle home
and used it to build a fake bomb, in order to hold up a sub-post office in a nearby town, you mark my words.
(tomsk, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I'd like you to know that I am totally with you in spirit
I got the same problem with Rats.
as someone suggested the other night, plaster of paris with icing sugar 50:50 mix.
Haven't tried it yet.
I'm going for the .22 air rifle method first...I've been lying in wait all day.
I had 1 shot but missed...I've zero'd the sights and I'm gonna wear cammo and boot polish tomorrow.
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Swit-swoo!
Looks like they are toe-ing the line!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Pffft
*clicks*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Haha.....
There's a place near me called stockings farm..... I always wondered what they grew on it....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Van de Graaf would be pleased
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Too many Windoze installs
have left me with a nervous twitch when I see that feckin' hill. Did Gates say "find me the dullest scenery you can"?

Oh sorry how rude, very fine improvement it is sir, much woo to you!
(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Something angry and odd i made

Using a cheap model kit i bought
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
# it's a clap monster !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# FAWNS
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
# aww. thats better. *pander*
i did wonder for a while if after meeting me, you realised what a complete and utter cunt i am. :D

also i gave in and did a kitten picture b3ta.com/board/8018307 and just to fucking spite me it went down really fucking well.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)
# don't be daft,
and that is good
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# i don't know.
i've just had a day and a half of people being fucking shitty to me so i'm all paranoid and insecure.

i'm pathetic.

and thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# You're not pathetic.
Fat and unintelligent, yes, but not pathetic.

'lo bird!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)
# well fat and unintelligent goes without saying.
and alright sir !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)
# aQLL WELL FOR aMYS?
Yay for caps lock!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Don't worry, b3ta still loves you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# yay !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Bah, don't be daft.
Granted, I barely know you, but you seem like an absolutely terrific person! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)
# aww thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)
# *fawns*
*panders*

*checks for foodstuffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)
# all i have is a cup of tea and a fag butt.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:08, archived)
# MIND THE PANDER
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:08, archived)
# you know you should have pinched that tiny kettle.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I was going for more of a supportive mumble.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I find it hard to believe that you are a girl.
Not that I don't fancy you, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Me or KV?
*shakes boobies, just in case*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# You,
I know her from of old.

I am not awfully good at fawning, I am afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Aaaaaargh!
It's the Eee PC bint, even a bandwagon couldn't overuse that pic like The Register does.

You'd think they'd never seen a woman..... err ..... hang on, they're technology journalists, what was I thinking...
(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I rather liked that
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# good !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Is that that sticky foamy stuff?
Also: Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# What is this with the stickback plastic and loo rolls
Blue Peter Thursday?
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# May as well be
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Sext time!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# sect time?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I'LL GET YOU SEXT TIME GADGET
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahah
aww I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Hello again!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Hallo!
I am letting the purple dye in my hair set. What're you up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I was just about to make you something.
I don't think you caught this earlier, either:
www.b3ta.com/board/8018582

Edit: Now I don't know what your hair looks like, though :S
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Actually
it's still there. And I commented

EDIT: Pink. With purple tips. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Yay!
I knew you'd like it.

And ok :)
Edit: Could you draw it for me? I can't draw and need a reference :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I'll be gone for a few minutes,
if you draw your hair I'll finish the picture when I get back :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Yes, i will do it now.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Hahaha......
Ace .....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Can it be milked?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)
# antique d2 update

its all varnished with extra gubbins in the head bit, and those things its sitting on are going to be the feets
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# That
really is bloody wonderful. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Beep Bop Woo Yay Beep Beep Beep
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
# This is very impressive work.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Nice,
got any thoughts for the next project yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# BOBA FETT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
# not really
this one has been on hold for a couple of months, il try to Finnish it by next week.
my tat supplies have suffered greatly and need replenishing
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)
# thats really great
I take it that it just is, rather than doos?
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# 'tis a thing of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# just keeps on amazing me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# That is wonderfull indeed.......
Is it for yourself or being sold .....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I'd buy it
Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
# WOAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I am impressed.
(tomsk, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# THAT
is mighty fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# That's coming along beautifully
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry, I've had a lolly...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
:) I did a "pylon" image earlier - but lost any inclination or motivation literally about two minutes into making it...


EDIT: Did you just Ninja edit the Glitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Ma-a-a-aybe
Seemed an obvious omission...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Was it a dinosaur
previously? Thought I was going mad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Yup!
Summat about pylons killing off nessie on the original board.

I'm sure the threat of giving a mythical monsker cancer sold their point to the general public well...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# "Pylons killing off Nessie"
Ha ha...

I wish I only had things like this to worry about.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Hahaha yes!!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)
# "The last one behind us"
makes this.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# i've had that one on the far right, in the hat.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# That's me!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)
# You're far sexier than I expected.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# big old
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Heheheh
smashing.
(tomsk, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)
# heres my spork tree
do you like it? its got sporks in it
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I've got sporks,
they're multiplying.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# And I'm looooosing control!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Oh the soup,
you're supplying!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# It's buzzing and flying!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# You better spork up!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Ooh ooh ooh
Coz I need the man(ager)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# to give me more cutlery
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# You better spork up
You better get the man(ager)
There is a fly in my stew!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# hehe
You're the spork that I want!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# you
ARE the spork I want
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Ooh ooh ooh
You're the spork that I want! Ooh ooh ooh
You're the spork that I want! Ooh ooh ooh
You're the spork I need (Oh yes indeed!)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# i want two fork
but everybody wants to fork
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Oooh, don't talk to me
Please just fork with me
Please you know I'm feeling frail
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# It's not unusual to be forked by anyone...
/Tom Jones
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Bah
Pink Floyd won that.
Especially as it sounds like "fork" in the actual song :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I told someone earlier
that the ruler they were holding is photoshopped.
They were very confused.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# FCUK
Fork Connection UK
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Well FCUK me
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
#
soup chowder
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# scho-dare
chow-der
scho-dare
etc..
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# You say chowder
I say chowder
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Let's call the whole thing chowder.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Do you say Po-tay-tis
or po-tah-tis?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# i say potatoes
just me though
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I say "Chowder"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Just add water?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# and i'm losing
my knife
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Go and contact the Swiss Army
They'll supply you with a multifunctional knife
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# :D

Click for bigger
Made this yesterday and it got a bit swept away by pylons and Beadle
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# DICE LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA!
Also, reminds me of the U2 video.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# alright
piss all over my shitty effort why don't you?
*sobs*
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Sporks are better than my arm.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# dunno
i'm a big fan of your arm
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Thanks :)
It's much paler in real life though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# PHOTOSHOP TAN!!!
you lied to us.
i thought it was a real tree
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Well all the blood rushed to my hand during the photo
so it was all blotchy :(
It looked freaky before I coloured it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# If only your arm was a spork
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# That's eeeeery
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# The piano is not a thing to fear
with a hand tree like this.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# that's really good ashally.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Really pleasing to look at....
And very nicely done to boot....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# The outback is a dangerous place to be
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# SMACK THAT BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Nippy!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I've been there
maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Here is my Lord and Saviour
Teasus

'Ning people.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# alright fella
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# how are you sexy?
I promise not to post any pile-on pics today:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)
# it was bundle whan i was a lad
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Bundles for me too.
I don't understand these heathens
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# We had bundles,
But a friend of mine calls it 'doggy poo', which is frankly bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Bundles?
WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU PEOPLE SSPEAKING!!1!ONEONEELEVENTY!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# The Queen's English.
And I have it on good authority that the Queen has bundles.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# good
.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# "ning
Have you had your morning coffee whilst you overlook the lake today?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)
# windy and raining today
might have a cup of tea soon though and poke my head out the window to see if the boat is still there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Unlike the knife or the fork,
spoons contain mystery
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# It was a spoon that killed Agatha Christie
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I never knew that
spoons can be heeped with hidious things..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# braw!
www.pzyko.de/treegen
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Blimey
You must really love trees. Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# i love your sporks
spork spork spork
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# The mask occasionally slips, usually during lightning.

Clicky more bytes but no better

More on the same theme.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)
# *has a fit*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Hahaha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# ARGH!!!! Kill it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# In other news, this would be great to post a reply to hamtouchers
engrish.com/recent_detail.php?imagename=do-not-fun.jpg&category=CHINGLISH&date=2008-01-22
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i love engrish.com
tis awesome
(jonjonjon, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# The website is gold!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Are you the vocalist of REM?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# This is fab!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# If that's one of the turtles
I don't want to see splinter!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# This reminds me of a graphic novel set in the 70's about a group of kids who start mutating..
FUCK, can't remember what it's called, it came out last year, it's really good.

SOMEONE must know what I'm on aboot?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I don't know
but from your description I'd like to read it.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK!
I read alot of it in a Borders on one Saturday morning..I would have bought it, but it was ยฃ23 for Christ's sake.

I wanna get it now though.
The front inlay is off a 'year-book' showing all the characters, then the back in-lay has the same 'year-book' photos, but how they look all mutated.

FUCK!

ED: I GOT IT!
www.amazon.com/Black-Hole-Charles-Burns/dp/037542380X

Ed: the uk Amazon has it, oh glory be!
www.amazon.co.uk/Black-Hole-Charles-Burns/dp/0224077783/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1201815125&sr=8-1
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# *adds to wish list*
Ta very much.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# ahaha
that link I just sent you, I've just realised if you have an R4DS you could actually read the comics on ya DS.

I've got Preacher on mine.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# ahhhhhahhahahhah!
 
NOW THIS ONE I LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Look into my eyes...
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Jesus shuddering fuck
*nightmares*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)
# That's ace :D

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# To be perfectly honest, it's shit :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# LIME
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# B3ta's very own
Mr Tom O'Bedlam. :)


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)
# yaya ! lovely vector of a lovely b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)
# That's shit.
WOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)
# But seriously,
that's amazing :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Is it good or not?
GIVE ME SOME DICE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# IT'S GOOD
AND OK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# DICE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# REGRESSION OF Y ON X
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Thanks.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)
# haHHAA...IT'S HANSEL! - Ed: Excellent work dude
I can lick my own balls!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)
# me too !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# God damn you're limber
AHhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# top work!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
What a well dressed b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Lovely!
Woo! Now do me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# i'll cover you in tracing paper and pour different coloured dulux matt emulsion over you
we could pretend it's art
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I will
if you send me a picture. :)

Although it won't be until next week, I'm afraid. I'm going away for the weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# That's really good!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# excellent work
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# That is really rather splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# He looks like such a lush!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# That's mighty fine
Now get back out there Tom, table 4 are ready to order
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# ^all of this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Ooooh.
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Yes ........
Love the hair.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)
# He doesn't seem to appreciate the effort, the spoiled little sod.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# *appreciates the effort*
he'll throw up on you sooner or later tho
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Given the amount of effort I put into the reshaping of the ball as it bounces
I cannot imagine what possessed me to get bored and rush the leg and the shadow.

Still, I like the fact that he's a boy and he's in a pink ball.

That'll learn the ungrateful twunt, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# He seems thoroughly amused though!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# nor do i
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Bastard!
*sulks*
*weeps*

*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# kick up ugly babies for Britain!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)
# No doubt it was done to Camilla Carpet-Bowls...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# KICK IT HARD

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Ace!
Nice hummus too!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Life in the fast lane..

Barbarossa requested this and supplied a lovely .png! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Bloody hell
that's ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Woo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But can he do this:
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)
# NUTS ON THE ROAD! NIM! NIM! NIM!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Or even
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Next closest thing:

"God's Great Banana Skin" for the spoonerisms compo.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
# NEEEOOWWW!!!
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)
# mock the week?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Ah, not part of Imperial training
I bet he's red with envy though!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I wish I could do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)
# oooh
whippy fast images :)

I was driving today, not fast, as it was dark and wet and I didn't want to end up in a ditch and I still caught up with an MX5 that was didn't slow down for villages
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I want a Speeder-Bike and a Hover-Board.
MAKE IT SEW!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)
# watch out for that tree!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)
# one trick pony
*cough*

*goes off to draw a bee ;) *
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Was politely requested to do it matey
doubt i'll do another ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# heh
well, i'm pretty sure i'll be doing plenty more bees :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# That's great!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

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