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[challenge entry] It's a big job what calls for a big spanner

Thank goodness they discovered a big enough shrew in time.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Does anyone know a good torrent site for British TV?
I used thebox.bz but I couldn't upload enough on my last torrent, so now I'm not allowed to download anything new.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:30, archived)
# No. But I'm sure you can find them on pirated DVDs in Chinatown.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:34, archived)
# UKNova
Sign-up is closed at the moment, but it usually opens up every now and then after some inactive users are deleted.

Keep trying www.uknova.com/wsgi/signup every day or so until you get lucky.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:37, archived)
# I used to go there, but I lost my account when I left the internet for a few months a while back.
I tried every day for a month or so and gave up.

Oh well.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Yet somehow, after clicking the above link just once, I have managed to create a new account.
Thanks, boffy!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:44, archived)
# woot
after ages of trying. i got one too. i suspect someone is a mod and has released a few for us.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:03, archived)
# I just nabbed one as well!
Charlie Brookers Screenwipe here I come!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:05, archived)
# You can always
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:47, archived)
# You'll have to try harder than that
This link is always purple.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:50, archived)
# mwah
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:56, archived)
# Mwahmwah
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:02, archived)
# love this
:D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 8:32, archived)
# this i find is good, but i don't DL TV so who knows...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:55, archived)
# Try Mininova:
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:04, archived)
# Ok, you win.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:14, archived)
# [cue atomic's giant cats]
...
...
Hmmmm, might be just as lost as mine is.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorta bindun...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:03, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Just the thing I need
I've run out of Anusol cream and Rectinol wipes.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Worst foot apparel ever.
LOL
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:39, archived)
# All the anaesthetists where I work wear these.
They are wipe clean, and stop your feet sweating, but they make the wearer look like a right twunt.

EDIT: The picture is most woo, BTW.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:41, archived)
# I was a bit worried about getting sued for this one.
But then I thought, he's the co-founder of Yahoo... he'll probably never find it.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:43, archived)
# COMMENCE LITIGATION: NOW.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:48, archived)
# I AM CURRENTLY IGNORING: JERRY YANG'S TEAM OF HIGHLY TRAINED ATTACK LAWYERS
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:53, archived)
# WELCOME TO IGNORE, LAWYERS AND ALSO COPS.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:54, archived)
# My feet are wipe clean and hardly sweat at all.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Ah but do they make you look like a twunt?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:51, archived)
# They are rather big.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:56, archived)
# But from a distance, they are smaller.
:)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:01, archived)
# i eat little pieces of shit like you for breakfast
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)
# With milk, I hope.
You need to complement your proteins.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)
# yum
:)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:42, archived)
# HE JERRY YANG HE NEED TO GET OUT THERE.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:42, archived)
# I thought it might have been Steve Irwin
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:44, archived)
# *insert "sole" joke here*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:45, archived)
# lol dorcs
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:00, archived)
# heh.
ugly troll shoes, but they are great for working in the garden. well, the kind with holes in them are.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:10, archived)
# have this and be happy


Click for bigger (111KB)

or I may cry**




**I may may not
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:34, archived)
# That led to this.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
*is happy*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:39, archived)
# These three pics are most woo.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Holy cock that's cool!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:47, archived)
# O o
~~-~~-~~
~~-~~-~~
~_~~_~~
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Mmmmmmm. The beat.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)
# b3ta has such good moves.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)
#

(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Nice kit...ty.
WE HAS JAM!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Energiser Rat.
:D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Tee hee.
It needs a comedy "PARP!", possibly in Comic Sans.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:32, archived)
# do you play your bongos in the morning?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Nope, but I do play the bum tuba.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:33, archived)
# danses
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Just out of interest...
How do you capture video to animated gif?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Tattyshop's Import video frames to layers function
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Ta.
Will have a play tomorrow. Still getting used to tatershop.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Slut
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:46, archived)
#
My argument is getting stronger,

no wait, is THAT my argument or my....
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Right,
I'm off to fwap furiously like a frenzied gibbon bed.

G'night /board.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:36, archived)
# hooray!~
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 3:20, archived)
#

it's a repost, but I just stumbled upon it and it made me laugh
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)
# so toap bad but peas in new threads ok ?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)
# cor thats amazing !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Woozah!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I've lost most of my classics :(
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)
# That is a sad thing for all humanity :(
I occasionally find mine floating around in a Google Image search of my site

(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:58, archived)
# haha grand
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)
# haha
the pine cone! *memories*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)
# WTF
hahahhahaha
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)
# eurgh! but somehow woo!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:07, archived)
# damn
that is the best box.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)
# This seems to be upsetting Lima, one of our cats.
He's trying to bite the screen, and he's also looking behind the monitor.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)
# the closeups on this one are amazing
:)

(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:57, archived)
# *loves*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:58, archived)
#
Far too good.

Most impressive.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:19, archived)
# ning! are people board nazi-ing tonight?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)
# *points down a few threads*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:51, archived)
# apart for the poo-lon thing whats been causing aggro?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:58, archived)
# toap !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)
# meh, i don't see what the big deal with TOAP is
if its done right its funny
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Mostly it seems to be people who don't post pictures at all, much less TOAP.
Still, it could be worse--if I wanted it to be so.

And to put a fine point on it, no rule in the faq says it is not allowed.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:15, archived)
# so its just people playing silly beggars?
all must respect our holy book

(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Nazis? Here?
Naaaah!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)
# that is scary !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)
# YOU SHOULD SEE THE ORIGINAL!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:55, archived)
# hahaha go on then show us !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I tried to find it,
but the memories were too much.
I miss my mongy:(
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)
# awww
he misses you. he really did go on about how great you were when i met him the other day.
told me you wrote your address on his chest so he could get home when he was drunk.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)
# this is true.
We had to do that when we were in Queensland.
He is just like a wandering puppy you know.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)
# haha yes. specially after a few drinks.
lovely chap. one of the nicest people i've ever met.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:07, archived)
# we feel much the same here.
I even wanted to build a pen in the corner of the lounge room with some old railway sleepers and some dirt so we could keep him.
He escaped.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:10, archived)
# aand with that I am off 10 pin bowling.
WHEN WILL THE EXCITEMENT EVER END!!!!

See yas!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:11, archived)
# noon/night ! god the time difference is confusing !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
awwwww. how sweet.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:11, archived)
# it's very old
and at least you can look at it.

you can give me abuse if you want to.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:51, archived)
# soo..it's the middle of the fucking night, noone is posting much...
it wasn't worth having ago at him over it..but then to do basicly something just as bad is a bit cunt-ish.
i dunno...can't people just be bloody nice to each other.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)
# hehe well defused:)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I like to think my post wasn't just a link masking as a stream of unfunny textual abuse
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)
# yeah but the whole thing of posting a pea in a new thread is just as bad as what he did.
edit: and be fair your pic is not too far from toap...

(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:58, archived)
# that's not a TOAP
that's just me drawing very badly.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)
# with text on it !
on a picture !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:07, archived)
# TOAP = text on an *otherwise unmodified (unoriginal)* picture
not any picture with some text on it.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:10, archived)
# well the picture you bitched about had been shopped, more than just toap.
and on that night i'm going to bed.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Maybe you've got another browser than I've got
but that picture was only text.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)
# urrg..shh !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:18, archived)
# you amaze and terrify me
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)
# BRADYO BUNCHU
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)
# which one is you ?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I'd say the one with ADD at the bottom right
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Yeah
you're probably right :)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Brad I think.
Or Chip.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)
# KEKEKEKEKEKEKE
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)
# because,
they are sacralicious
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)
# DANGROES!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)
# SACRE BLEU
OU EST LES BEACH BOYS TOWEL?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)
# LE BEACH BOYS TOWEL
ET SOUS LE NATATION AVEC GIRLS ALOUD
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
That is all.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# The neville is channeling pantseatflyer!
I'm either in heaven or it's a sign of the apocalypse!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Oh my
splendido!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# top notch
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Did you have a beer for me last night?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)
# No.
/off booze for a while.
why do you ask?
was I supposed to?
I HAVE A MEMORY LIKE A SIEVE!
*curls into foetal position*
*cries*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Haha
I asked for no apparent reason. ;)
/joke that didn't work

Why are you off the booze? I'm still recovering from all the scotch I consumed last night.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:45, archived)
# In a nutshell....
I drink way too much.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I remember this episode
and then they find the Statue of Liberty. LOL
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
# i LOL you
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)
# C'est trés woo!
Vive l'escargot
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)
# jesus christ what is going on
aghhhhh my head
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)
# The Neville Effect.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I can feel the blood pumping around in the soles of my feet.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)
# GO AND STAND ON YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I have you now?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Pfffette!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Hahaha....
grand...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# HOT MINTY DAMN!
Now, that is special!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Oooh
nice work.

(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)
# FUDGE CHRIST!
I am now in the land of epilepsy
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)
# haha it was great cos i was using the mouse wheel to scroll down
and you scroll once and you think its over but NO there's more, and then again, and it just keeps CHASING you, and fuck there's the end of them but you kind of wish it went on more
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)
#


(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)
#

(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Woah
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I am pointing and clicking at you
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
I can't take these clicks any longer. If I get one more I'll foam at the mouth and I'll start convulsing.

Can't we all just get along?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:51, archived)
# That's pretty fucking cool.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)
# see this
*points*
this is my appreciation
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)
# It's moist.
Moist appreciation.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)
# VERY MUCH YES!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I imagine one day your beard will save planets.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Only because it's so fond of Jane Fonda
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# YES
*click*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I bet you can tightrope walk...
can you tightrope walk?

...I bet you can.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Nope, the bastard just sits there in a coil.
So, I just drag it about like Princess Mitzi did.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)
# This has black bits and white bits...
It has straight lines and points and curves and I like it.........woo
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)
# YOU PLAYED ME FOR A FOOL.


^^^^^ I LIKE THIS.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)
# /LINKS !
*RAPES*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)
# NO!
I POSTED A PICTURE.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)
# YES !
I WILL RAPE YOU AGAIN !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)
#
Hallo. Je hebt JavaScript uitgeschakeld of je hebt een oude versie van Macromedia Flash Player. Klik hier om de laatste flashplayer te downloaden.

In other words, you posted a link.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I posted an image, WITH a link.
NIGHT NIGHT.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)
# it doesn't even qualify as TOAP
just fucking use the links board for this.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)
#
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#
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#
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#
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#
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# CROOKED CHEVRON
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 6:36, archived)
#
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#
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#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# semi
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# chevron
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)
# lol wut?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Bad photoshoppers go to Badly Photoshopped Hell
(Sod it, new thread for this)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)
# *RAPES*
send me a picture..go on !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Hmmm
Here's part of me.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# *fries*
NYOM.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# the rest would be nice !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# needs more lens flare
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# 2 not enough?
Some people are never happy.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
'Ning Tribbs!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# cor
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Hoew do u maekt them glowin balz?
F*K U gaiZ R TALNTID
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Sir nipples, badly/quickly gnops/spongd and winehouse-d
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)
# BUT I AM ON MY SECOND DAY OFF THE BOOZE!
*cries*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)
# awww,
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)
# i hope you shopped that cord shirt on him
or he's needs help and i'm off to oz
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)
# shirt model's own.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)
# oh noes
this is going to cost me
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)
# mongy and nipples sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)
# not going up in trees
DROP BEARS
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# ok well kissing still, but not up a tree !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# *horns*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)
# i loikes kissn
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)
# slut !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)
# dont forget the hugs!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)
# SLUTS !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)
# OI!
that is a very comfortable jacket I'll have you know!
that only gets worn around the house
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)
# he just wants to take it off you...
with his teeth.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# stop it you BIG TEASE!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)
# aww. do i have to ?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)
# not really.
carry on.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# YAY !
and then he wants to take off your other items of clothing with his teeth and then...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# have a nice cup of tea and a chat
there !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# i was nearly there
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
# the tea did it for me
*lights cigarette*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)
# damn i'm good.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)
# oh ok...
and after taking all his clothes off with his teeth you have a big gay bonk !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)
# IGNORES
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# How terrifying
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)
# That is distressing.
I'm going to bed to have nightmares now.

Goonite, ebrybobby.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Fluff
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Awwww...
...puppogs! We likes.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)
# That dog is screaming
"KNEEL!"

Fuck that puppy!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Do NOT fuck that puppy!
It would burst...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I love teh fluffs

(well, some more than others).
ZOMG! TOAP!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Awwww.
Lovely.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)
# All together now....awwwwwwww
Can't go wrong with fluff fluff fluff...... lovely....
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)
# :)
Even if it is genetically engineered fluff?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Fluff is fluff....
And all fluff is good...!!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)
# aww
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Redex
:(
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# i blame cr3 since the b3ta image hoasting started msn groups sdont work
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)
# always blaaaaaaming someone else.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)
# always :)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I see him now...
He is a noble creature indeed.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)
# awww,
and here we have a very rare sighting of the "monychops" fluffeh side...."
;)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)
# woo
cheeky pearoast, thats been altered
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# that is fucking WOO!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# why
thank you and good night
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)
# yet more fluffeh Pearoasts


Edit: yet more



(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# never employ negros in a velco factory
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Oh damn
I love these.
Now I don't know if I CAN put you on ignore! :(
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Who'd have thought it?
A cunt making funny pics.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# oh the mental images....
are great
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# *pukes*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# i wish i could do that...not puke..the other thing.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# racism is not funny.
sometimes it can be fucking hilarious.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# What do you do if you see a black man riding a bike?
Stop him, it's probably yours.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i lol'd way too much at that.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I'll say goodbye to love. No-one ever cared if I should live or die.
Time and time again the guy with the bi-metallic strip would shout "You're next, fuzz-head" and then the acrylic baton done me in, guvnor.

And though it's not the easy way I guess I've always know. I say goodbye to love, there are no tomorrows....

/fail
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# but him on ignore..he's a meanie !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# BAN HIM
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# yeah !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i'm going to gaz the mods
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# good and then gaz me !
i'm bored, i need an idea for something to shop and you owe me one from the other night.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# SHOP ME! SHOP ME!
I love the attention.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# pics ?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# thank you :)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Your beard wins.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Thankyou sir
I am sporting the last one at the moment.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I am sporting the blank canvas at the moment,
but will be attempting an Eavis in the Sir Pigeon Nipples style when I learn to use a razor.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Be prepared for the power it yeilds
As you will be 10 times sexier than ever before!
;)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# ten times of ugly equals ugly (times ten),
*doomed*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)
# but we are all sexeh laydeez on teh internet!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# WARNING
DO NOT TRY AN EAVIS WITHOUT PRIOR TRAINING
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# do i? fuck, i haven't had a good idea since 2005
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# yes you do !
and you have !
FAWN
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# cor, sweats and fawns
my brrain is scrambled
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# oh come you can think of something vile for me to shop !
PANDERFAWNS
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Shop a kitten!
Or maybe a picture of a praying mantis putting on lipstick, already wearing too much blue eyeshadow, desperate to look good for a night out on the tiles.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# bored of kittens now !
and why are you not making more sexy smug bastards !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# My beer has rendered my mouse useless.
I must buy one of those tablet thingys. In fact, tomorrow I shall do just that. But don't tell my mum cos I owe her 370 quid.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Moral of the story....
Dont buy pig tongues at iraqi stalls for at least 2 weeks.
'Ning gronk!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# =x !
do a nice vector tracing.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# word
Photobucket
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# hahaha tasteful as ever!
excuse me while I whip this out


also: I didn't know velcro is hatched from eggs.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# bit weedy.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# abounded in usually unwanted vegetation?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)
# yes.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# How about gingers, er?
Where do we shudder?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# never employ gingers in a rusty brillo pad factory, they think they are all merkins
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# How to make friends and influence people
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
If mongy wrote a book I would chop my middle nut off for a signed copy.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Nazi Zombies. Nom nom nom.

Think i'm getting better at doing hands, but i still need practice at eyes though.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# OH NOES, LEPRICAUNS! :(
Very nicely done, mang.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# "Burn in hell ya little green bastard!"
Sorry, seen way too many Leprechaun films
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Excellent
*clicks*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Vere is ze
JUGULAR, JUDEN?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Been doing my hand since I was 11
I am a fucking expert!
Nice pic BTW
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Badum
Tish.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# As late as that?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I used to hump stuffed animals before that.
at 11 they were getting sticky, so I had to adopt other methods.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Ah right.
I accidentally discovered it with the water jets in a jaccuzi before I even had my first erection.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Dude.
Too much info.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Sticky stuffed animals isn't a nice one either.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# If they're hungry they should go to Subway
Eat Flesh!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# arf !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Very nice.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Woo.......
Acely done...... excellent....
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# GEY LEPRICAUN ARMY SEX.
Woo!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# If you've seen the actual film,
I really had to tone down the green skin, because the real tone looked too unreal. It was that bad!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I knew what that was before I even clicked on it :P
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# but you clicked anyway didnbt you!?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# ...Yes
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)
# you should see what mongy just said about you down there v
!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I'll have a look.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# hahhahahaha.
made you update your profile and look:)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# haha, i've deleted it it wasn't fair
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# what did you say ? tell me !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# i did nothing, it appears there has been a sense of humour failure captin
I CANNY HOLD HER

(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)
# OH YOU CUNT !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)
# WHY MUST LIFE BE SO CRUEL!?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# What was it?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Really,
you dont want to know mate.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)
# What was it!?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)
# he said he loves horses best of all the animals.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# What? Who? Why?
Where the fuck?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# But now we're all curious
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Just fuck a man and find out like the rest of us.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# But I'm scared!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# it's ok to be scared.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Use protection then!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Hahahaha......
No horses...!!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# quirky
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# alright sexy, lookin' for a good time ?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# You changed your name
it confused me for a second.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# thats a lie !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Ok, i didn't know who you were
until i just clicked your pro.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# does it involve cups of tea and a chat and maybe a film with the word curious, floating and beard used in it?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# if you'd like it to !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# damn straight,
how're you sweetpea?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# i'm grand, you ?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# First time for two weeks I've been able to exercise without damaging myself from an operation so fucking fab
:)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Ta......
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Decotastic
Nice to see a mix of the brilliance of the art deco style and the greatness of a pirate hat.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Haha...
The hat is modeled on the one Blakie used to wear on "on the buses" really....!!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Oooh that is nice
Weirdly reminded me of...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbnK50Nd1WM
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Thankyou....
But that is so strange beacuse that is exactly what Captain Wow said about my last post and I'v never seen Poirot in my life...!!! www.b3ta.com/board/8004019
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# [very decco, and good]
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Thanking you.....
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# This is rather nice, actually.
Although I remember getting told off at school for using the word nice, so I shall substitute it with "pulchritudinous"
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# That's a great new word...
You have just taught me and I shall look forward to using it.....!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I like that it sounds like it's a gross word
but it means the opposite.

Plus, it's a perfectly cromulent word.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Hahaha......
I remember that one from ages ago.....!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Like "salubrious".
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)
# that is pretty nice
I like the colours and shapes.

not so sure about the shading, though.

Have a click.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Thankyou.....
Know what you mean about the shading ect...... it was just one of those pictures that was turning out to have about 20 odd different version of it's self and you know the rest of the story...!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Three hours with a lovely source picture aint bad
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# that is shit.
NEXT!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Oh, now you're joining in with it? :p
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# oh i'm just a wagon-whore..i'll do anything.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I avoid wagons now, ever since...
*whispers* Flap...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# flap ?
????????
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# You didn't see the three-day, sprawling bandwagon that was Flap?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# It was fucking awesome
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# ...do you have the special dictionary in which 'awesome' is defined incorrectly?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# FLAP RULES
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Perhaps you're looking in the anonyms section?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# WHO IS FLAP?
Tell me NOW.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# A small magenta duck with a cyan beak
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Sounds lovely!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# and AIDS sounds helpful
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# He is
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Yay
He reminds me of Neville from Bear Behaving Badly.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Haha yes!
Have an obscure Pink Floyd reference
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Oh dear.
*buries head in hands*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Do you get it?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Cool
I hope this is a genuine unshopped photo.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# It is.
So is this
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# No need to be a nasty pasty, Nipples.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# sometimes there is
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I think clan soul knows me well enough to know whan I am joking.*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I know that he knows that you are joking.
I just wanted to say nasty pasty.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# oh, i see
NONCE
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# He loves it.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I do :)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# SEE!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# IGNORES
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# ROFLCOPTORZ
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# how could you say that?
my shits look better than that
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# it'll never work
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
#
....aggghh I can't do it.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# ^I couldn't resist
I gave in.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# That's lovely.
You lovely ball of niceness.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Marcel Marceau, yeah?
Very nice :)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Thats ace :D
Win
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# FUCK Y
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# ou.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# He's only joking :P
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# <s>So am i.</s>
edit: FUCK YOU
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I know, we all are.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# FU...i don't get it?
We're all fucking you?

(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Fucking magic.
Really fucking magic.

*admires picture*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# *grin*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# yeah, I spent three hours on this...
merc fucked
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# trace it in photoshop
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Stop being a fucking cunt.
*ignores*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# yikes !
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# JIMMINY JILLIKERS!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Just choked on tea at that
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# CRIES
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# LAUGHS !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# OMG LEAVE MONGY ALONE
HE IS A HUMAN BEING
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# FAWN
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# PANDER
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# AWWWW !
PANDERFAWN !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Have the other two as well



(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I feel warm and fluffy now.
They are lovely.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# why thankyou
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# This is the best b3ta in a long time
I love all you guys!
*wipes tear*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# have you just had a little accident in your pants from all the excitement ?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)
# maybe
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# ^this as well
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I second this ^this.
b3ta is on FUCKING FIRE.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Looks. Laughs.
Wonders. Maybe it's because it's because I'm from Augusta, Georgia.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Oww that's very lovely work indeed......
Ace drawing skills .........
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# [good stuff!]
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Thanks
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)
# [now make some more...
...biiiach! ;?) ]
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Not if things I put effort into are shunned by cunts, no.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Gordon Brown unveils new 50p coin design after removing Britannia
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Very similar to something in the Daily Mail recently
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I think there's only one story
all the news pieces have almost verbatim text
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I meant the picture
Similar to those, different image though.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# guess where I got my source image from
:D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Hooray!
It's nicely done
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# yeah he's a wanker for doing that
And an even bigger one for not giving the vote to the british people... i know whats in the 'treaty' and i don't like it, we've been sold down the river.

i welcome all views

(EDIT)

found it :D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# That's disgraceful!
That's completely insulting and downright rude! He would be very upset if he knew...






Saying that, I'm sure Hitler will get over it.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)
# ^this
Very much so.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# lets remove gordon brown from the uk...
G'nite b3ta, cheers for cheering me up a bit
*bakes some pancakes*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# ... and send him to Timbuktu
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# and replace with boris johnson
not his politics, just him
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# you can sign up here
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Oww an on line poll......!!!
I wonder which would win it were to offer the option of keeping Britania or replacing it with a picture of splashy pants....
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# actually the new brittania will be back soon
but it's just a picture of me with my thumbs up
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# thumbs up what?
no, wait, don't answer that
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Gordon's Brown
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# *log onto eBay*
*search for "mind bleach"*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Why the hell is he messing around with our currency?
It's silly.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go sluggy
It`s your birthday
We gon` party like it`s yo birthday
We gon` eat slugs like it`s your birthday
And you know we don`t give a fuck
It`s not your birthday!

You can find me in the pub, bottle full of slugs
Look mother I got the slugs if you into taking slugs
I ain't into playing ludo, I'm into eatin' slugs
So come feed me a slug coz I'm into eating slugs.


Mmm. Slugs

Bitch.

Ah. 50 pence.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# What does it matter, really?
And if you're going to use a website to illustrate a point it's probably best not to use one with a faint whiff of racism about it.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Oh god it's that website
The one where every story is about non-white people being bad and completely no mention of white people being bad. Obviously there are bad immigrants, just as there are bad "natives". It's no reason to kick all of them out just because a proportion similar to "natives" of them are twats.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)
# the original website link wasn't chosen on purpose, just googled and picked a link
is this new link to your satisfaction ?

:P
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Zombie Crawls


not cool enuff for a match up yet -- stay tuned
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# AAAAAAAARRRRRGGHH!
*runs from slowly approaching zombie*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Very nice.
I want some meat.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# close
and nice :D

EDIT: And with that, I think I shall sleep.

Goodnight, B3ta.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Enjoy yourself!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I like squirty splash of blood from the fleshy stump.
*woos*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# yay....
Great squirting blood action from his eye..
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# For SmugKittyBastard


cut, pasty, clone, heat, cute, pasta, crone, heal. Patterned jackets are a complete fucker, especially when you have to make half of it up.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# YES! YES! YES YES YES YES!
THIS FOR THE WIN!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Nicely done, however
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# OH MY GOD
IT'S BEAUTIFUL !

*licks computer screen*
*also touching self*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I'm glad you like.
(I wouldn't lick that bit. A dog done a poo on it earlier on.)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# *collects drool*
*sells*

Profit!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# *opens bottle of Dribian*
*places products*
*profits*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# you should have said you was touching yourself
INTENSE FAWN-A-THON
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# well that goes with out saying,,,
i'm having a good old jolly as we speak.

edit: i've edited now..better ?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# with girl bits?
PHWOAR
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# hahahaha.
why do i never get pandered and fawned over in real life...psssh.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# what ?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# WHAT !?!?!?!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# he said
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#
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# I see...
thanks for explaining so clearly :D
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# CHEVRON
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#
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#
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#
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#
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#
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#
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# nice!
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#
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#
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#
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#
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# Yay for chevrons!
Oh
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# you're ganging up on me now !
i'm upset !
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#
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#
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# PHWOAR!
can you cry a bit more please?
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# *films through window*
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# CODDLES
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# you're still a big meanie !
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#
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#
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# god you are all making this tricky
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#
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# i'm worn out
SEXY
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# where sexy ?
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#
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# good !
now go and make a blank new thread
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Are you hiding your light under a bushel or something?
That is often the reason.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# probably just a bit of a sweary ugly cunt. haha,
but i'm not hiding anything under any bushels...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Bet you're hiding your bushel though..
Trousers do that..
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Gary Bushel?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i hope he's not in me trousers !
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# dress more like...well petticoat and dress and such.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Petticoat and dresses?
I sincerely refuse to beleive that anyone could be considered ugly while dressed in that manner.


*swigs more hendricks*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# it's a very nice dress too ! black with a lovely floral chitzy pattern....with a minger in it :D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Still refuse to beleive it!
As someone a lot wiser and much drunker than me once said:

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.

Not that it applies, obviously..

Judging by your profile pic (raging internet stalker that I am) you aint ugly and could pull off some uber great burlesque style with ease and aplomb!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Sweary ugly cunt
Ha! That is me! I have had a formal warning for swearing at work.

(except I am currently sweary ugly beardy cunt, on account of the beard-for-a-bet I am sporting)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# i used to tell my ex-boss to fuck off and call him a cunt all day long
i was polite as anything to customers..just swore my head off at everyone else. it's not very ladylike tho, i like it myself..but blokes seem to like more well ladylike acting and looking women and not mad tall things who swear alot.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I run the risk of being reported to the GMC
if I swear at the punters. (It sometimes just slips out. Thankfully nobody has cared so far)

EDIT: And swearing is fucking cool, so there. Everybody does it here in doncaster.
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# hahaha
where do you work ?
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# In a big grey smelly hospital.
In the North.
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# aaah.
swear at the patiens ?
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# I have on occasion.
I've only called one a cunt though so far.


(he was)
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# I have the acest beard I have ever had EVAH!
at the moment.
/fact
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# Mine seems to just end up mostly on my neck.
Thankfully I have 2 weeks more on annual leave so I can topiarise it into something special.

PS: Can you demonstrate the aceness of your beard through the medium of Paint?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Heh, beardy..
Good call that man..

Got asked in an interview recently if I thought my beard was suitable for a modern retail environment.. I asked the interviewer if she thought her shoes were suitable for someone dealing in fashion..

Strangely I didn't get the job.
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# lol
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# YESSS YES YESSSSSS !
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# Hurrah!
I love his skin
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# This is very well done indeed!!
*cuts past clone*

/edit. Damn you aerosol!!!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# *ninja edit*
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# hehe
spotted that. good work sir
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I quit the internet. You have won!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Did you know
that bingowings is my email address?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Is that why that Bear keeps annoying me?
That feckin' "Feel my long...





paws." cunt?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# *spang*
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# Why [email protected] by the way?
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# Cos that is what I told everyone my email address was.
So I had to choose it, else my email wouldn't arrive.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# That's fine.
If only you hadn't emailed my mum telling her to eat to "eat the motherfuckin' meat, bitch". Other than that it would have been fine.

She only wanted Christmas photos.
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# I am very very sorry.
*weeps*
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# YOU'RE sorry?
I'm listening to The Carpenters and it's all your fault.

Unfortunately the boy (you) who's makin' me mad (you) isn't goin' away.

DYSWIDT? Hahahahahaha. *fart*
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# IDSWYDT!
*opens window*
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# Too late. You'll need Febreze to get that out of your couch.
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# Oh you fucker
I've just sat in it.
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# For Skug
And yes, I know what you mean about the jacket. I gave up doing that on VeryNeatHarry...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# YEA!
thats him!
:)
:D
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# nice
*click*
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[challenge entry] brown stick of lurrrrrve
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# you
fail
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# Oh dear.
EDIT - Just using the eyedropper tool, you could have matched the colours of the poo and the circles very easily.

You could also have optimised your picture.

For example:

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# ^this
I share this sentiment.

EDIT: Now the sentiment is different. But I still support it.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)
# :D
Ta!

EDIT : I'm just trying to help the fella. ;D
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# no.
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# No No No!
No No No!
Stick to the stuff you know!
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the Status Quo!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
#
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# Yikes!
Pile _On Pile off....
NSFW
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# 'ning Sir
and... eww.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Hey PD!
whats been happening mate?

Been a while since I have seen you around these parts.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Yeah, I know, I got distracted with college and not being home much
Not much has happened, just sitting around, at college still, still no job.

Hopefully going to Aus for a gap year after college.

How've you been?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Good,
Need to chase a bit more work for my business myself actually. Fucking sick of bills and non-paying customers. But I got one of my tattos re-worked yesterday and am very happy with the results. So YAY!

Make sure you give us a yell, when coming to aus.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# crappy, and yay :D
And I certainly will
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# Hehehehehe
That was fascinating! No, really. I sat and stared at it for ages.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Was this bigger than 30k earlier?

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