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# Fear not fair lady.... I have come to rescue you....


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except some buggers nicked me lance.....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# he'll just have to have a good grope then!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# i think i'd take my chances
and on the subject of memes

lame i know.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# The subtle ones are the best
Take it from a yank, 'cuz we're known worldwide for our subtlety.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# : P
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# gee i just lurve those plaid pants.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# No thank you
I'd rather just stay here while this dragon devours me whole.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# *dons dragon constume*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *shakes condiments over self*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# *sneezes*
*pours on gravy*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# haha!!
i'll save you fair maiden!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I be a wench
but you can save me all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# ha!
no chance.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# i'll save you,
then you can sweep my castle and submit to my every whim.

and you can have a bed and one meal a day.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# With or without Jaffa Cakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# you can have asda's own 'jaffa' cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# or Aladin's Jafar cakes
... classic current homour there.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# or even Jafar's Fruit Scones
... classic currant humour there.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# hello? hello?
I'm dressed up as a fucking dragon here. You could at least acknowledge me, even fearless warriors go to the lengths of acknowledging that a fucking 6ft dragon is nearby.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I don't know if you've ever seen a dragon, Sir,
but from memory they seldom wear wellingtons and a tutu at the same time... I fear you may have dressed yourself as a day release.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I've got a lighter, so that makes me a dragon
just try me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *Swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ah, now, eh?
now, you come over all swoony. *grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# *kicks in nuts*
quiet you!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# *flames*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# haha!
i soaked myself in water all night!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# chance would be a fine thing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
#
w
/talk 'humour'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# hehehe ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# haha any excuse
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Erm...
and you.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# cor!
look at you and all your extra frames!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I am the master of the redundant and unnecessary :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# well you've got to have a hobby
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# You certainly live up to your name
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Odd fish guest strip? Me? Well I never!
Turns out if I try hard enough, I can draw properly. Who knew?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# O cod!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I thought it was Brill!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# stop carping on!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *shoves*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *shoves back*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# OI
none of this on my thread thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# he started it!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# *clips 'round ear*
Now both of you shake hands and apologise!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# *shakes own hands*
there. did it. ner.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *is too busy sobbing to shake hands*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# that was carp
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# at least I haddock go.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I didn't mean your strip
just the pun. The strip is trout of this world.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# the world is his oyster.....
hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# the world?
what kind of plaice is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# erm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# It's hard to fathom...
...humor that's so deep.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Woo to your strip
I'll kipper whelk-ome in the eels tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Haha! Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# whhheeeyyyyyyyyyy
good one
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Kill Bill
(gusjux, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Nylon tank-top in static shocker.
News at eleven.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# bloodllama likes it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# as does legless llama
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Hmm, does this work....?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Oh yes,
Seamless.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# looks good to me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# so very almost
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Huzzah!
Crack open the beverage of your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# congrats
but this post lacks real man-cock.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I'd like to try and solve the puzzle..
Is it.. Numbex of poftw?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# congrats.
also is amoebaboy about
photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3460535/74679361.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# ooh, i want one of those,
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Congrats, sir!
...and well played.

I'll take Vanna for 200.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# So be it....."Jedi"......

What should I draw this'arvo?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha!!
*clicks*
the result of what she's zapped!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# After the video I've just seen
it should feature DUCKS.
SKIING.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Barak Obama
..possibly as Yoda?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Giant squirrel attacking city
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# with tits
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# :)
Oh how we laugh at the looming terror.
You know she wants to ban most computer games?


Oh and draw a dirty old tramp searching his own lower colon for a can of special brew
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Caramel children
fighting the Gary Rhodes monster.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Caramel children!
This ^
(thomp, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# THIS is why I fear her.
Was going to say 'unshopped images please', but it's obvious you inserted all those supporters in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# .
www.petermiller.co.uk/RAG.htm With tits
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Snowboard ACTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# A half robot guy shooting some arm-lasers into a speeding freight train full of mechanical bears.
as was suggested by someone earlier today :D

edit - ah, it was WalrusGuy www.b3ta.com/board/8034817
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I would be delighted to see Judge Anderson wrestling with a snake
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ^-- this but with Judge Judy
or Gillian Anderson
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# ^This
You can never have too much Judge Anderson snake wrestling.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Draw a picture of Philip M Jackson
sitting at his computer, filling in the details on the cafepress site to allow people to buy Kat mugs
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Scarlet doing science, portal style.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# ^this
or anything to do with portal
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Scarlet or Chloe as Top Gear's new Stig.
(REWRITABLE, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# ^ votes for this as well
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Hillary dirty Sanchezing Bill with a lit cigar
Barack is watching on tugging at his todger while John McCain tries to sneak up on him intent on shoving a red hot oven chip up his arse. Mittens Romney just drools and shits himself
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# what happened in a Nut shell
That just about sums up how Obama lost.
(rpx, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I'd buy it
(gusjux, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I'd download the torrent

then I'd get the bitrate down to 16KBps...robot voices ftw!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Congrats on making Hillary look even more like a butch lesbian.
Didn't think that was possible!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# She's not?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Quick and shit, but that's bandwagons for ya.
Another tip for you all...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# LOLTIPS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Haha
missed that opportunity...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# That's just the tip of the iceberg
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a lettuce stuck up my arse?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I know, I know...
I'm sorry I polluted b3ta with my childish half-attempts. It shant happen again.

...til the next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Ha ha
Nice tippage
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Snakes on a plane has tits in it,
so it can never be a bad film.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# does it?
how the hell do they work that into the plot, are they snake-tits or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# In a shoehorned-in mile-high-club scene.
Plus a snake bites one, I seem to recall.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# does it say it was a bad film?
it says "bad film names"
btw it was a fuckin shit film.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Yes, you are right. I should have read it properly,
but the thought of boobs distracted me somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# There's nothing wrong
with Quantum of Solace.

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# ^ this
It was one of Fleming's, wasn't it?

Ian, not Bob, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Indeed...
It's just the media being all 'lolz car chases'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# oh come on
There is no way that Quantum of Solace could be as bad as the Phantom Menace..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# he does look a bit out of place
amoungst those corkers i must admit...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I like this film's name.
badmovies.org/movies/bloodllama/
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# thats my favourite film of all time!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# LOL!!!
what a scene!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Pfffffffft!
Instant classic!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# HOLY SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# !
that's just stupendus!!! speaking as a MST3K fan


on the subject of film names, are there ANY films with the word "blood" in them that aren't really terrible?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Blood Simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# There are so many cool films on that website.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# that badmovies site is easily one of my favourites out there....
one of theses days ill do a review of my own to post on there.... hmmmm, what to review?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# i so want to watch that now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Is there room for
Captain Corelli's Mandolin?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# hes in the loo
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# three men and a baby
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# You forgot...
Jar Jar must die.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# DAMN YOU!!!
I had just gotten that THING out of my memory and you go and spoil it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I think
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death should get a mention.
I never saw it but when I asked my mate if he was good he said no words had been invented to describe how awful it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I love not reading the full story... Lillibet is a bomber now?


currently a google news headline...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I once visited youtube too
internets, eh? I'm checking out this e-bay tomorrow. should be awesome. watch this space.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I know


absolute fail, but it was staring me in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Ha ha...
Damn, of course.


Nice tadger :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I repeat
b3ta.com/board/8035275
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# he is eating a toblerone
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# \o/
I spotted this in Plymouth a while ago:

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# yeah
Me and my brother were gonna go see him for a laugh but tickets were in excess of 40 quid. I wouldn't even pay that for a band I actually like :\
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Ditto
Me, my bro, in Cardiff ... for a laugh ...then noticed the price tag.
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# oh god
playing at New York! Paris! er... Plymouth
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I went and saw that
it was 12 quid a ticket???
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# He's had his ups and downs.

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# It that Justin Hawkins in the last two frames?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha YES!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Hahah!
Jolly good!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I'm gonna break my clicking hand on this.
Fucking brilliant sir, you have every reason to sit back and look smug yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Nicely Done.
^
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha!
brilliance!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha!
Meme Stories. Could be a hit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# a click is not enough!
this deserves some form of medal!

not from me, though. from me, you get a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# ^This
Exceedingly wooable
(jammietarts ..., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahahaha!
snoogins
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# FP now!
Or does this count as an in-joke?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# magic
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Nice work..
Like what you've done there
(Roapey Back, sack and cracked..., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Ah. a magical tale
Nicely done!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Nicely done
I laughed my tits off
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Where, sir, is thy font of hummus?!!
Me want!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# this is too fucking good
you should be smug!

tj: my guitar arrived! yaaaay! and it's *gorgeous*
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# fucking excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
bloody aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# you forgot about
when he joined a band

(cheesy_peas, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# haha is that coldgay?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# indeed it is.
Don't know why I even shopped it, Chris Martin used to look that smug anyway. Mind you I would be if I had a boring mediocre band that became that big.

Ps I forgot, Woo to the original pic!
(cheesy_peas, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
love that.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Justin Hawkins
in sixth photo down.
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Yes!
I want to share this with friends and family, but they just won't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# This may actually already exist
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# it it exists...
in several forms of video on youtube.

nice work on the lettering though!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# It had bindun when I did it, unfortunately =[
Apparently the Simpsons got there first =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# It's this...
... or I prepare my Performance Review for tomorrow... so there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# pfft
Monkey Lavs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Performance reviews are easy...
Run into the room, squat and dump a yellow steamer onto the floor and point at it yelling "Thats the best damn thing I have done in the last 6 months!!!!!"

Then leave only pausing to re-button your flies.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# ...and one from last night
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# You were a
late 1970s wallpaper designer in your past life.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I am liking this flamingo-ey one very much.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# ooh pretty birdies
of the feathered variety
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# i acutally gasped out loud when i saw this
it's amazing, i absolutely love the style, subject and colours
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# these are excellent.
the herons are addictive, i hear.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:26, archived)
# a herons !
how lully :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:18, archived)
# Bandwagon? Me?..
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Don't do it with a michevious emu on your arm
/Rod Hull
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# where are you possibly going next with this?
PG Tips?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Finger tips
Tip top milk
Tip toes
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Pseudo-Political something
Fuelled by my own ignorance on the subject :s
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# seams fine!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaams!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
#
Seamy seamy seamy.

Didn't think it was worth more than 5 mins :)

Lazy bastard socks I am
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# god forbid
she'd win a war, kick the unions into touch, get the country's economy back on track and get rid of that bloody ghastly school milk.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
#
I hate milk, yuck!
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# school milk was evil
although she did get rid of that before she became p.m, it's the only reason she got elected.

/never voted tory blog.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# haha
I would never have had you for a big tory.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# with a name like "god save the queen"?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# don't be fooled by that.
i may be proudly patriotic and a bit of a royalist, god bless 'em. but i'm far from a true blue tory or a xenophobe.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# *salutes*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# you mean destroying the economy?
Along with the health service, the railways, state education, pensions, my libido...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Well
I suppose she did save a load of people from the dreaded 'Black Lung'
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# ok so she over did it a bit.
but i still reckon at the time the country needed a good kick in the bollocks. you must remember the power cuts, 3 day weeks and bloody bin strikes. i agree that privatising everything in site was a bad move, and like i said they never got my vote.
but the school milk had to go.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Yeah
School milk sucked. I hate milk and I also hated having to dispense it when it was my turn. Although I did really love to stamp on those cartons, damn they made a loud bang!
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# But I like warm milk!

The country did need a kick in the nuts, it didn't need raped, throttled, and thrown in the canal with a brick tied to its scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# and the wine!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Indeed
Comparing a left-wing statist to a right wing small-governmentist based purely on their gender.

Duck...
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Have you seen the coverage of the american primaries?
Who should we vote for? The woman or the black guy?...

Wow..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Hmmm
Swapping Bush for bush

(there is no way in the world I'm the first person to say that BTW, never heard it from anyone else though)
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# i do feel for
sexist and racist male democrat supporters
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# There is that..
also.. how messed up is their electoral system? The self proclaimed champions of democracy electing their leaders through a series of rounds of voting based on the race and gender of the candidates, so convoluted that they have to fix the results, because nobody is sure how it's supposed to work.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# My Friend,
I am *in* the American primaries (OK, not literally but I am over here). Makes me weep. But then again, so does the state of England. It's only squirrels with tits that keep me sane these days.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Well now!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ...


In other news, I saw this screenshot of an upcoming 'safari' game. Dear oh dear.

Edit: Changed, it's the second screenshot
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# The forbidden screenshot
and woo to the piccy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Gah! zombie duck.
The screenshot says forbidden.

*throws zombie bread*

Edit: Oh dear! That looks a terrible game.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# the deadest of all breads
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I feel sorry for the polygonal meerkats
I also wonder what sort of safaris the developer has been on.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Quite clearly not a safari in Africa.
I would expect the graphics to be a bit better for a nex gen console, even if it is the Wii.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# It's
reminiscent of Zoo Tycoon 2. Same engine perhaps?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hmmm forbidden safaris are the bestest
You don't have permission to access /gallery/public/7548/1486_0002.jpg on this server.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# neither do i
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I do
It's whack-a-mole in 3d, but with meercats.

Presumably this is a strong positive life lesson for kids on conservation issues.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# either that
or the designer is an evil-minded twunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Haha! Killing with hammers!!
woo to the pic and all
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Meerkat smashing?
Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# do you get to throw pies at the rhinos?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# We can only hope
Or perhaps you will be able to whack them with petrified cretaceous crocodiles.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hoorah for your piccy!
That game looks great! Hitting small animals... smirking at large mammals and their silly big faces... what's not to like? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Eeek
Doesn't look as good as Velociraptor Safari.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Comes with FREE Burger...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# "I lost half a stone with this game"
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# So, he's down to a trim 24 stone now?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# That's how nobody beats him in the kitchen
don't you know
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Every one knows even numbers are healthy.
*eats TWO boxes of Jaffa Cafes*
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# *has 2 heart attacks*
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# 2 hearts?
Living in just one mind
baby, we're two hearts til the end of time
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# gah!
not teh collins!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# He's a Time Lord now?
As well as being a massive, massive cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# if he's a time lord
he should go back and shoot his parents before he was born
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I passed a kidney stone playing this game
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# ya know, I think he's looking more and more like marlon brando all the time...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I think
he always looked like a fat pompous twat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# with a ponytail. Do not forget the ponytail.
in fact, you could mention the ponytail and leave out the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha!
"You think you're above the law? Well, you ain't above mine!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# he's got one really big hand
could he be Beadle's nemesis?

It's possible.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Business is slow for Beadle nemisii
these days
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# one would think so
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# urgh!
what a grotesque blob!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# haha
Anything with Stevie Seagull is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

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