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# Maiden Posting
First post on here - it's the way I'd imagine him...



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(Mantooth Mantooth, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# There's a whale in the Thames!?
Bloody impressive lurking!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# this^
and a woo for first postings!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Bit late... :p
But well done on your first post!

Here's to many more. *Raises glass*
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Gaara of the Sand
forgot where i found the b+w background image.
but I added colors and stuff
teaching myself some photoshoppings

and just barely under 50k
edit: here is original
and a HQ version 337k
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Pretty spiffing!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# blimey
s'abit good, eh!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# thanks
wish i could take credit for the sand-like skin too, but that was in original
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# it's cool
are you adjusting curves in photoshop? I hear that's good for colourising b&w pictures
: )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
#
It is... here's a before and after I did previously
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# that's impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# that's impressive
I don't know what a curve is, but you adjust them nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# The water main?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I
duplicated the background layer
then used a peach-ish colored brush over the skin, then changed opacity to 50ish
same with lips, but with red
and with hair, I don't remember what filter i put there (omg i filta'd) but i touched it up with a grass shaped brush
google image'd "green eye" and plopped those in there too
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Pfft!
and yayzors!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# he needs a place to stay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# ha ha brilliant
I knew it was yours even before I scrolled past the ears
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# how tiny must your resolution be?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# You talkin' 'bout ma resolution?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# It sounds like a whisper
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Finally, the tables are starting to turn.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# :) ta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I can't help notice what is in his hands, is there a chance that
he's got a ticket to Rhyde?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# they're his return tickets :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# He can stay with my friend.

Woo, very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I don't trust him..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Don't worry.
Those other lodgers were beheaded before they went to stay with him.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# His cupboards were already full of rotting corpses when he moved in?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Yes, as was that pile of bloodied saws and meathooks.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Haha, that's awesome :D
He can live in my tumble dryer.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# he am happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# nyaaaaaaaa hes lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Is he called
Tampax?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Awwww
He can stay at mine! There's plenty of room.
(I hope he likes dogs).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# :D


with brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# But
to be fair, is there anything that isn't made edible with the simple application of lashings of brown sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Red sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Aww! I want him!!
He can have the master bedroom, I will sleep on the landing. He's that special.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I just found this on the BBC website. I CALL MINI PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE!
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# ham im on has-sid
him looking like him triping him little balls offt
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# have a
"click"
thinks "needs more tongue action"
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I've closed the file now unfortunately.
You'll have to imagine it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I really fancy my chances here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Wow, I can't even see where you used him in that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Get him a midget for his birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# BIRMINGHAM!!! Doctor When's bash pictures released on Flickr


In the b3ta photo pool, or
www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/sets/72157603884563095/

apologies if I've forgotten any names but... at the time I was vey...VEY...jjjrunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *winces*
*goes to look*

Edit: There are some really great photos there, thanks lady! and it was great to see you again, along with many others, and some lovely new people toooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# most number of hits so far is picture entitled
Jessie and her ample charms......
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# thank fuck it wasn't me dancing like an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I have a cracking set of personalities
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I wish the slideshow would show the pic titles
So far I have recognised five people and have to click each one individually to see who is who.

There is one woman in the pics who is really gorgeous btw.
(I don't mean that in a lezzy bean way).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# oh yes?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I am just going through them individually to get the titles
and shall let you know her name.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# cool beans
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# The barmaid
www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/2255102588/in/set-72157603884563095/
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I would turn lez for her
or stay straight, whatever she fancies
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# haha looked a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# beer took me
as ever it will.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Thanks for these
They are great!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# No worries,
for some reason when you are packing a camera you can order people about and they find them selves doing what you say without questioning... really should push my luck next time and say 'OK love, tits out...show us yer arse...you love it really etc.

/pornographer fantasy dream
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# nice piccies !
mine are up as well www.flickr.com/photos/amoebaboy/
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I have built a cardboard robot gun that you can wear on your arm.

I can't explain what compelled me to do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# If you can make it so it fires smarties I'll give you a pound.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# a pound of smarties?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# No way.
My smarties are too precious.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Smarties are worthless since they changed the tubes
And got rid of my hyper pills. How can I explode without the BLUES
(Sheepdean was rifling through your underwear drawer on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I made a tank that fires smarties.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Perhaps cosmic rays are to blame?
It's very good, anywhichway!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Land of the Dead
Rarrrrgh

CFB (B=Blog)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Woo and, indeed, yay Sir!
And clicky.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# This is very nice, but it seems to have killed the board.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# still no takers on my gumtree advert
but the young girl wanting anal wrote back, seems if i join a paid membership dating site she will let me have her :)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Aw, that's cute.
Romance isn't dead.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# she even sent pics
looks lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# If you want to send her a picture to keep her interested,
you can send her one of me if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# for some reason i can't reply to her email
it won't let me :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Maybe there's a grooming filter
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# What's all this then?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# i think it was friday night fun
started with my match.com account and then gumtree
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant
I want updates!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Mongychops is an internet whore now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Now?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Even more so than usual
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Purely for age verification purposes, of course
Can't be too careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# What are you advertising?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# for milfs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Very woo!
I like the shading on the man :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# This is awesome.
Zombies are awesome.
Shame Land of the Dead wasn't very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# 1st time i've seen it since the cinema release.
Surprisingly I enjoyed it loads more than I thought I would. The gore scenes are amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Needs more Bub.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Very nice.
I like your zombie films reviews. :D

allthough, the "Send more paramedics", was a line in Return of The Living Dead, part 2, not the first one... ("send more cops").
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Glad you enjoy my ramblings.
However, both the '...Paramedics' and '...Cops' lines were in the 1st one.
2nd film isn't worth a damn, but there are some good lines in it. "They want brains? We'll give 'em brains!"
3rd one is pretty decent though. (I have 4 and 5 on my shelf, to be watched. Hoping they'll be extra trashy.)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# ah, it's ages since i watched the first one, imdb agrees with you :)
i wasn't keen on 3, mind.

is zombie flesh eaters, on your 'to review', list?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Zombie Flesh Eaters! Hell, It'll certainly be on there at some point.
Here's a heads up for it though :
Best. Zombie. Film. Ever. 5\5

If the original posters from Zombie Flesh Eaters didn't go for £200 on eBay these days I'd have me one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Diddle ee dee dee-dee dee-dee-dee-dee.....
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# WOO!
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Posting a Link? Consider using the links board.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# badum tishhh
now I fancy a rumble ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Why don't we ever get the inventions that we need!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# copy
her bra strap

RISATHON

EDIT MNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

UNDO

*kills self
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# It's designed as a test.
I normally fail.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# ahahaha!
ace
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# ctrl f
is what life really needs, if there was one thing from computers to put in real life, ctrl f every time
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I think this too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Just because you people keep loosing your willies.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I reckon an 'escape' button would come in handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I could find use for a delete key.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Pause/break would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# hahahahaha !
if only :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha
needs more remote control
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# There's a bukkake and Ctrl+V joke in here somewhere..
But I'll be damned if I'm the man to do it!
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# No bukkake... but have this instead!


Anti-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Ahahahahah
this i get

paste paiste lolololo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Needs moar cowbell!!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Careful, you'll sour its milk.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# so , you're saying
it CAN be milked?

WOO by the way, my fave so far
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Not after such a beating
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Just as well
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# tender, tasty meats
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Good point.
I'll have the sirloin please.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
I spat biscuits everywhere :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Does it clang or moo?

We need to be told
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I think it's more of a
dull pounding sound, but it does moo more than clang I'd say
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hahahaha
Of course this kind of treatment often leads to absentee udders!

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I have the same problem with my car.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# bindun I'm afraid
b3ta.com/board/8042026
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# aye, I know, but not with this gif it hasn't
:)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Sven Stefani
No doubt its been done before

(Cat Fur Head, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Would.
Would Have
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
I did it earlier too:
www.b3ta.com/board/8046265
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Kitten pie
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ANAL WARTS
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# HE WAS ALREADY RAPED WHEN I GOT THERE
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Actually she says it's extremely good.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# This will improve our relations with Russia.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# BUT THE FORT'S WINDOWS ARE OPEN
/ac
(I actually remember reading yours! :P)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Enough to fulfill any womans fantasy.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Don't do it with a michevious emu on your arm
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# You're just jealous because he hasn't offered to suck your cock.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I gave Kk the biggest slice.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Cor, I wouldn't mind eating her skin.
/ac
edit: that's wrong in so many ways.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# And yet it's one of my favourite things you've ever done.
/ac
HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I normally try to keep my penis away from naked flames anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# NEEDS MORE AUTO-COMPLETE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# ^This
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Chevroooooooooooooooon
!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# That was pretty damn epic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
#
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# She cannae take any more autocomplete!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I might now that you mention it.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# CHEVRON
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Oh, are you making a chevron?
/bastard
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahaha cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# It'll never work, you know. Some cunt will come along and ruin it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# It's just a bit of fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
#
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
#
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
#
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# The plumber he just said
never flush a chevroon
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Or in your bed
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# The water main?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
#
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# *insert witty subject line here*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Fun!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
#
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Duck Soup?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I did too!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# pff and ning!


Anon has a link for you
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Maddie&word2=Bergerac
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# that was a close one!
but we all know who the real winner is.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Yes.
Satan.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I KNOW THAT POSE!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# KILL HIM
KILL HIM WITH ITALICS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# He needs impact armbands.
CSM: Oh hai can I has impact armbands?
CGM: Of course, they're on sale today!
CSM: Thanks, Century Gothic man!
CGM: What do you think you're doing? They're not on sale for YOU. You have to pay DOUBLE.
CSM: But I don't have..
CGM: That's too bad, isn't it?
CSM: *goes swimming anyway*
CSM: *http://www.b3ta.com/board/8032615*
CGM: Rofl
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# if this was a movie
I would watch it
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# It'd be an 18. Very volent.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# This thread is like the crack through the Tate Modern.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# *waits for someone else to say "would" or "have"*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# wood
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# half
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# wrong soooo wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# If it has, then I bet it wasn't done so sexily.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I am very sorry...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Haha, woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *SPANGS WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I am in 110% of agreement with above statement.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# bugger
i was hoping to get enough agreement to be endorsed
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I agree with you hopes for endorsment
and therefore you are duly endorsed.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# *beam*
*becomes too smug and dies from lack of croissant*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# haha
I say, I rather like that. You should have a page for Mancunians living in Hammersmith. We have to threaten those shandy drinking tossers regularly with fighting talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Oi!
Go back to fecking Manchester you talk funny and smell.

Hello sir! How are things?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Cunthorse, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# arfetty arf arf!
and, completely unrelated, here's a pic of a woman's un'shopped ears. Which is prolly against protocol but these are so startling I feel they should be shared.



edit: commas. And back to the porterin' tonight so, gute nacht!

edit edit: effin' commas! bollox. I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# SEXY EARS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# nice one sir/madam
although it's spelt amstid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Haha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Bloody Balrogs
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I was going to try and take a photo of it from the roof, but I couldn't be bothered.
Sorry, everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# damn silly
fiery folk. Reminds me of this. Sort of.

click to embiggen.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha, this made me laugh more than it should've
I think it was probably Sir Trev's face that did it
(I helped save b3ta! Cunthorse, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I had some fun with liquify.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# oof!
afternoon b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Afternoon.
He's lovely, although perhaps a little over eager.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# he's excited
as he's going on a motorbicycle ride with me to Rivington Barn. He will shine my helmet when we get there in case there are any laydeez around. Don't want to appear shoddy.

I gave him a tween pill.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Is that near Rivington Pike?
Next to Winter Hill?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I know we already discussed this
but is this teh FEAR?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# now you must be sober
so I can only deduce you are mental.
This is the fear ( the word is 'THE' )
www.b3takit.co.uk/fear.gif
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Just because it's only 1 o clock doesn't mean he has to be sober.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I concede your point.
And with that I'm off to the pub to get pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# atta lad!
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# And this is the Fear's son...
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Aaaaaarg N00bfear!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I was very glad to realise those are fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# HA!
Yes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# ok, so it's your interpretation of teh FEAR.
thanks for the clarifications, but
do you really think i don't know what teh FEAR looks like?
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# no, I don't really think that.
I do think that twice you have asked me if this image is something it is not. It has no relation to it. I gave it no thought when I made it. It is quite clearly not the fear in any manner whatsoever and once again, the word is 'the'.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I'm 100% sure you didn't think of THE FEAR when you did it
so this was supposed to be a joke.
Nevermind.
Just don't be so touchy!
If you continue, i must beg you to accept this

PS. the pic is not mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# What the hell?
You're posting someone else's picture as a peace offering to Pasanonic?
Good luck, you'll fucking need it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# ^that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Am I violating some sacred forum rules or smth?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Yes, you are!
Edit: Have you even read the bloody FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# But pictures of ham (and others) on the net
are used here all the time!
I could just delete it, if you insist.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Don't delete anything.
And people generally photoshop images they find.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# It's not a big problem.
It wasn't in a new thread, and he didn't say it was his.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Well yes, but it's still better to make your own.
It doesn't take a lifetime to make something worth posting, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Maybe so,
but I wouldn't say it's a sacred forum rule not to post something you've found as a reply, so long as you're not claiming it as your own.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Phew!
*wipes forehead with shaking hand*
*pulse slows down*
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Seam vaulting horse
It took me ages to get the background moving at the same speed as seamhorse -


(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# This is quite something.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Board's Sunday dead.
I'm doing a sneaky compo pea from yesterday. I think I misread it again.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Good idea

I like your Mean Machine cat arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I did have to spang someone for using the phrase
Cat-Arse-Traphy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# and why the hell not?
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Hahah

Yes, it gets bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# That's a mighty big seamhorse you have there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Well I wanted it to be effective :)
I like the signpost. It was in that dead horse.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Yeah, I recognised it ;)

here's an oldie
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Thats weird, yet rather good.
Have a woo

and 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Good noon
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Have i missed anything good over the last 3 days?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Yes, me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I said good.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# You love me really.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# 'ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Sunday mornings :(
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Would.
Would Have
'Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Bastard
I was going to say that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Haha!
I was also going to comment on how disturbing it would look if the mouth was upside down.
It would just add that "Err...help me!!" look! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Strangely
I was thinking the same about the mouth too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Telekinetic mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# All those who believe in telekinesis
please raise my right hand.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I'm telepathitic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# We all know you are.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Where as with you it's
more of a browse than a read:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Yeah well..
erm..
PORN IS BETTER THAN CAEWAN ACCORDING TO GOOGLE FIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# And lady hole
over bum gay.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# but
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# The age old question...
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=stoat&word2=ferret
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Bindun.
I did b3ta v 4chan.
4chan lost.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# good 'ning aswell
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Mroing!
Seen our friend recently?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# yeah, just around and about,
i will try to sneak new pictures of him
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Ask him to pose.
Like her out of Titanic!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# ha ha,
yeah i feel mean if he sees me take a picture of him so i do it sneakily
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# You should explain to him about his internet fan base.
OH! OH OH!!!
SET HIM UP A PAYPAL SO PEOPLE CAN DONATE!!! GIVE HIM THE MONEY!! :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# not a bad idea,
he could have a real guitar and lessons and everything hell, he could even start a band with that hobo who plays the flute
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of
food and shelter
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# musn't forget the cider,
he loves his cider he does
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Yes :)
You should get a website and dedicate it to him, set up a donation system and invite him around for tea. You can explain to him what you're doing, and he would hopefully feel very grateful!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# yay!
i think i should devote 2008 to helping the homeless
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I hope you realise I'm serious :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
# no i'm all for it,
think it would be a good thing to do, but i suspect the most i would raise would be about £30
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I was thinking that too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# alot of people don't like to part with their cash
just because i havn't got an icon doesn't mean i'm one of those people...
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)
# We'll need to do some serious animating.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# WHOAH!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Hey Sir Nipps :)
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# good.
but I cant beleive that not one b3tard guessed that meal!one one eleventy1!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Britney?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I almost forgot,
Look what happened last night
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# well
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Manley&word2=Clansoul
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I know
See also...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# CLosedr:
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=pedantichrist&word2=psychedelic+warlord

Wow! That's some fat fingered subject typing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Hull please.
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Jesus&word2=porn
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ...
However...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Yes but everyone calls him Manley.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I don't.
:p
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# You call me 'darling'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *smooshes*
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *catches in net*
*puts in cage*
*gives to Manley for valentines*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# That happened?
It is hardly a fair battle - Manley make a lot of car parts and top end audio equipment, whereas P69 is a single man who puts teeth on birds.

A fairer battle might be
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Lord+Manley&word2=Prodigy69
or the shorter-term
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Pedantichrist&word2=Prodigy69

I really find the whole 'P69 calls Manley a cock and Manley has him on ignore - haha!' thing tiresome. I have him on ignore because I want to ignore him - please just leave it, he is a talented chap and I can only hope that sooner or later he just drops it and gets on with his art, but I cannot see it happening. He followed me here from Weebl's forums, where he was doing exactly the same thing. I just try not to feed the trolls.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I wasn't trying to provoke anything, I rather like both of you,
but I giggled because I was actually maving more of a dig at you :P
You post various forms of yourself, right? Well I was exaggerating that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Manley is actually my real name, you know that, right?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# No, of course not, I had no idea where it came from.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Yes I was thinking the Word Manley was too ambiguous.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Not at all,
it absolutely means:
"Amazingly handsome and talented man with long hair, a beard and an obesity problem'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# So basically it means Meatloaf.
Just without the handsome and talented bit:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# and he records his own poo habits
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# What?
A log?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# hahahaha
ahahahahahaha aha ahahaha ahahaha ahahahahahahaha ahahahaha ahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahaha ahahahahahaha ahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahah *dies*


edit: it was funnier before your sneaky edit.
(Warrior_Librarian Level 37, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# It was.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I followed you here from fucking nowhere
I was on b3ta long before you came here ya fucking knob...as for weebl,
I was on his forums when he just had a blueyonder site [www.weebl.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk]

and I didn't even know you back then, you must have joined when he was hosted by jolt.

as for calling you a cock, I stopped that long ago, I got fed up telling you how much of a talentless cunt you really are.

If you're going to talk shite..then PLEASE get your facts right..it wasn't me that followed you.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# LEAVE HER ALONE!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
#
I'm going to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Britney?

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# The water main?
'ning mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# ooh nice!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)
# :)
Reminds me of that classic animation by Cyriak
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# FIIIIIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Ok, in the interests of balance, diplomacy
and catholicism, have a pope.

I appreciate it's a dead pope, but you can't have everything.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Have a picture of a closed fruit and veg stall. I thought I'd at least try and rival the hilarity of your last post.


EDIT: I think that's a pea as well!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# them's fighting words
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# No
It's Boots:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# boots?
how dare you, i demand satisfaction.

*throws down gauntlet.
actually drops pink marigold glove and flounces around a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# There's an M&S food store
Just out of shot. Does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Earls Court Road FTW
what's the mince count like today?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# perhaps a little more salt on your
shit sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Pay attention.
I said on a wholemeal slice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# In poland, something on a slice is called a sandwich.
I confess, it's taking some adjusting to..
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# It's sunny out, there's no time for fightin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# It's lully out there today.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Wanna go to the pub and play beermat frisbee?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Have we actually had a winter this season?
3 days in total of a light frost and a few snow flurries do not a winter make.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Yeah
My strawberries are already sprouting again!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# You're right, Saturday night's all right for fightin'..
etc
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# there's no pleasing
some people
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# That's what Jesus said!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
# FEEEEEL THE LOVE OF JESUS MY BROTHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Oh.
Yes.

That's better.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# RPS still ok you say?
at least it's a shop..

it's in Loughborough, and I swear this is an unshopped shop.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I don't know.
STOP STALKING MY DOG!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I will when you stop posting mindless wank!
It's a shop. It's name is a colour. Weel done.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# are you fucking colour blind
shiteater?
No, I take that back. Perhaps that should read:
"perhaps you haven't noticed the colour of EVERY FUCKING GARMENT IN THE FUCKING WINDOW
shiteater."
Yes, that's much better.

No, it has been pointed out by my much fluffier gf that I have no means of being sure of your dietary habits.
Therefore I withdraw the 'shiteater'.
Grudgingly, but in the interests of veracity.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# No
But why does the sign have to be pink?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# you need
more sleep
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Thank your girlfriend
but tell her I am currently enjoying a breakfast of excrement on a wholemeal slice. Mmmm nutty.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Oh shuuuush!
RPS time, grumpypants.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# RPS is shit
Give it up.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# There there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# OH YOU'RE NO FUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# RPS lives
here
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Here here!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# eat my pink shit and die


good day sir.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# wholemeal?
that stuff's disgusting!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Nice /board stats.
You get points for 0 /talk and 0 /links.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Ooooh! It's nearly my
5th b3taday!

How about a bash in sunny Warsaw?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I don't think they do bashes in Warsaw
Just pacts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# it's not pact here any more
they're all over there
shagging your missus.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# This sign is inside
engrish.com/recent_detail.php?imagename=smoked-visitor.jpg&category=Signs/Posters&date=2008-01-16
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Ha!
I forgot that site existed!

EDIT: I'm calling thos one out as a fake!

engrish.com/recent_detail.php?imagename=superman-action-figure.jpg&category=Toys&date=2008-01-30
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# you have caused me to find this
www.omodern.com/kult/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# NEIN!
Ich spent vay to long on mein animation to have it pushed down by somesing zat vos captured in a fraczion of a zecond vis a camera.
TO ZE OVENS VIS YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Merde!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Who said the nazis
weren't up yet?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# VE NEVER SLEEP!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Arf!
:@']
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# WE ARE ALWAYS WATCHING!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# 15% less
people to the ovens, or you'll have one hell of a bill.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# No
this is my dog.

(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I'm in Loughborough
er, that's all I've got.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Shepshed FTW
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Can you guess what meal this silly little animation represents?

Hint: Italian.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# KFC Bargain Bucket Meal?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# cock
and pullet?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# oooooooh.
Torilassoo

*groans*
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# nah
but you are on the right track;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Chicken Neckus tortellini pianissimo?
I've got no idea!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)
# sorry mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Cock rope ginger chick piano pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# close*
*no where near it actually
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# If you do, there is a cream for it.
But not if you catch a Boris.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I like frogs
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# lasagne and chips
edit/ I GIVE UP, WHAT THE HELL IS IT??????
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# If it's not this then I'm never posting on B3ta again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I'll miss you
iF YOU WANT TO BE A BIG CHEATY PANTS, CLICK HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Byebye :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Arg.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# do i look like antonio carlucci ?
too much garlic for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Cock choking?
...
(Hagbard MacDougal, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Chicken Tori Lassoo?
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Chicken lassoed cornflakes on jo'anna bread?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# strangletori?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Chicken rigatoni
Bit late?
(Myheadhurts, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Sorry, meant chicken rigatori.
Well I am still a learner. Will try to improve!
(Myheadhurts, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)

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