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Busy day. Just time for an end-of-day doodle....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)

Hahah

I imagined the guy talking in a weedy voice, and the girl talking in a big gruff voice. I dunno why.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

Nice Mr. Jolly.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

Yay! :D

He should be Dr Robotnik though.

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO!

i presume?

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

^this

is how we should all meet our deaths.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

I could provide snoo snoo.

Were I taller.

I have the shape for snoo snoo though. *stamps about powerfully*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)

i am also snoo-snoo shaped

whilst lacking snoo-snoo height.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)

Let's go and snoo snoo unwilling bystanders.

Not rape. No. Suprise snoo snoo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)

i concur.

surprise snoo-snoo for one and all.

except john mccririck.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

i think her head is fantastic.

if a little toothy.

WOO! lully pic JJ.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

All monocle wearers are supervillains - Fact!

or Terry Thomas.

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Weetobix, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)

DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

Don't mind me I am only here to ruin your eyes.

Click for bigger (229KB)

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)

Is it a stereogram

or am I wasting my eyes?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

wasting your time

but, you might see something in it if you stare long enough**

**like a huge opticians bill

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

I am going to stare at that

and space out and time will pass and I will miss lunch.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

This IS lunch.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

Oh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

IN SOVIET RUSSIA

LUNCH MISSES YOU

*fires turnip out of catapult*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

IN SOVIET RUSSIA

CATAPULT FIRES TURNIP OUT OF YOU

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

Hahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)

*runs*

*hides from turnip-firing-madwoman*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

This is like sandpaper for the eyes.

And I like it.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)

They love the bum.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

why is beak not poop diving?

we want real bumming!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

Speak for yourself

(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

i just want to see it diving in

before flying off with a beakful of brown-smeared corn

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)

he wants the plunge deep for the brown watery nectar.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

*bokes*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

A douche is for life, not just for Christmas, eh?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

When it finishes

Does it turn into a cummingbird?

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

Hahaha

Bloody Nora! They've just this second opened EC Road!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

How longs it been shut?

Since the bomb car? ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

No since the old man was

splatted this afternoon.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

have they hosed the blood away?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)

Naaa

The let the Chinese next to the accident take the spoils.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)

even though it's been shut down for a while?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)

About two hours

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

woo!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

On some grape

In the United States:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

And autofellates

on blue plates.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)

And asphyxiates

on EU mandates.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

And inflates

water rates

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

And sedates

My mates

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

You have no mates

That end the debate
on Garath Gates:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)

I do have mates

and they all hate
Gareth Gates.
This is my last addition of the debate
on Gareth Gates.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)

david hasselhoff?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)

Run for your life my hairy friend

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

freddy!

he looked so much better with the lipwig

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

Needs more 'ie'

and less 'y'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

i know

but i forget sometimes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

Don't mind me

I facilitated a training session today and seem to have become very corrective as a result.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

i have days like that myself

it drives my family and friends crazy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

Eh opp chuck!

Hwo goes it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

'lo 'sushi

I've stopped panicking about w*rk I should've done and my nicotine cravings have stopped.
And you'sen?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

He actually looks rather like Steve-O without it....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

OH YES!

So he does.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

Do not doubt my judgment :)

/Redsushi is sponsored by LOOKALIKEYGLASSES(c)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

i'd never though about it before

but he does!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

DMITRI GET IN HOUSE AND SCRUB GRANDPAPA

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

Hahahahha!

Superb!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

Ha, ha, ha

Great expression and I love the way it peeps out of his shirt.

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Mod Edit, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

OH COME ONE PEEPS

No one comments; I want to break freeeeeeee?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)

hahahahaha!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

quick 'n dirty

click for bigger

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)

oh dear

*giggles*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)

haha!~

Needs more 'see', 'isn't it?' and 'butty'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Straight to hull with you young man!

may i suggest 280px maybe?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

your suggestion is a good one

which has now been implemented :)

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

Pfffffft

Christ

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

it's cheaper than

a chiropracter..
*clicks*

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

Fantastic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

Pfft

hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

In further news

In the "Bungee Length" section bungee length should be half the drop height and not double as previously printed.

We spologise for any inconvenience, please ring our hotline for a free complimentary spatula.

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

Hanged by a bungee rope during a jump

Now there's a manly way to go.

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

Haha...

Oh dear

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Flash_Bastard, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

I made this too

Click for 1280x1024
Click for 1024x768

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

Like the colors.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

Thanks :)

The bottom one is mofaha based.

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

How are yooou?

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

Alright

A bit sick still (and skipping school hooray). But other than that, lovely.
And you, m'dear?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

I am good :)

I gave my art teacher photoshop today.
I missed PE last lesson and made the desktop up there.

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)

You gave your art teacher photoshop?

Cool. Also, I'd say that I wish I could miss P.E, but I am! For a whole marking period. Which is nice. But it's replaced by health. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)

Well I don't do PE anymore.

It gets me too stressed and it's one of the things causing my asthma.
My teacher is a fucking nutcase.
The doctor told me to just stick to my trampoline, but more in summer than winter when my asthma is worst.

So I go to the library or art instead.
I didn't even bother telling Mr Bumfluff because he doesn't know I exist.

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

Oooh

So you just never do PE. Lucky.
Also: Mr Bumfluff?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

Bamforth. He has a small fluffy patch of hair on his chin.

He watches cavegirl.
Once I missed PE because I got stressed out, and had a major coughing fit, so I got Ms Barbary to phone the PE office and say I was with her, and he was adamant that there was no-one of my name in his class.
So why the fuck SHOULD I go?

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)

cavegirl?

Okay. Wow. I wish my gym teacher didn't know I existed! I would totally skip, too. But we have a small class, and I'm the only on with bright pink hair. So he notices if I'm missing. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)

He saw me today

and didn't appear to recognise me.

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)

Ahahahah

You could like, steal stuff from him, and he wouldn't be able to say who stole said things. But if he's a PE teacher, he probably doesn't have anything desirable.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)

I agree.

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)

Wht Incubus lyric

should I draw next? Or, rather, what song should I pull a lyric from?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)

Megalomaniac!

It's one of my favourites :)

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)

Hokay. :D

'If I met you in a scissor fight, I'd cut off both your wings on principle alone' probably. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)

Yay :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)

tell the headmaster

the man is clearly a prick who takes no notice of his students. you could be kidnapped before a P.E lesson and nobody would know, because this tosser insists you don't exist! he's obviously a security risk.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

There's headmasters

in England? Hahahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)

Why is that funny?

*confused*

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)

I thought headmasters only existed

in like, Harry Potter. We have Principals and assistant/vice principals. So headmasters seem like fairy tale-ish to me. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Fuck!

We have Headmasters and Deputy/Assistant Headmasters.

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)

So it's kinda like

the same thing with a different title? Oh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)

Exactly.

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)

~~masters~~
keepers

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)

I approve of these pleasant colours and wobbly lines.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

Yay :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

Bindun?

Quick, dirty and wrong.

(irv made you eat your parents in a chilli on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

The second one was found on mum's birthday.

/fact

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

What was she doing with it?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)

What an ideal gift!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)

I agree.

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)

She's dead. Wrapped in plastic.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)

Everyone's dead Dave.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

Petersen?

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

gordon bennett, yes, everybody's dead, dave!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

Where's all this sherbert come from?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

That's second lieutenant (?) *forgets name*

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

*slow realisation*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

I'VE EATEN HALF THE CREW!

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

catering officer olaf petersen

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

That's it!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

i know

i've seen it more than any sane person should, i've got the dvds and holly is my wallpaper

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

It's one of the bits I never get right.

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)

heheh

i have an ASTOUNDING memory when it comes to t.v quotes, but the only reason i can remember what i had for breakfast is that i have the same thing every day!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

Me too: Nothing!

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

the third one was found on my brothers birthday.

coincidence?

yes, probably.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

Sorry, can you point to the funny for me?

I'm just not seeing it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)

they've got taches

just below their noses

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)

Tsk!

Of course they have.
Silly of me..

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

and they are all dead whores.

unlike the one i'be got locked in my garage.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

Er, what?

Needs more comedy.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)

Why on earth would you think it had bindun?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

Not it, them.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

Needs more 'in'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

Think of the difference between 'bad' and 'no'

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

Pft

Some dead girls with miniature pigtails super-imposed on their faces
Wow
how do people come up with these hilarious ideas
Oops sorry, I left my sarcasm turned up high

(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

not high

enough.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

Thanks!

I thought of it all by myself! Dead girls with little taches on them I thought - bingo!

(irv made you eat your parents in a chilli on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

Why don't you show them how it should be done?

Hmmm?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

Oh well

he made an image and posted it on the board. That doesn't seem too bad somehow.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

this is why the

challenges are shit these days. Without any kind of instruction people just make idiotic, quick images and seem to think they did a good thing.

Here's a one word challenge for you. Wank!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

Sometimes I envy your faith in humanity.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

what?

you'd like none too?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

I've managed it on occasion,

but it keeps growing back.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)

Look no further, I am yours

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

Saucy.

Like, er, sauce.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

Mmm

sauce.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

however our lack of eyes will make navigation difficult

i jest ;) it is a lovely image

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)

Hahah

Yeah. I was lazy about that

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

she stole my underwear!

bitch!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)

She am a savage.

Her underwear is actual leopard skins.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)

not a cotton/lycra mix like mine, then?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

No...

hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

Or possibly leopard

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

or possibly awesomeopard

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

i demand awesomeopard pants RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

(sigh) i'll get the gun.....

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

meow!

claws away, you!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

Or possibly clause.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

maybe even Klaus

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

kasto kasto krut!

poligen ha!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

mr. horrible!

poligen ha!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)

He is naked.

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

loincloth-y thing

you just can't see it. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

Or is it a LIONcloth?

RAWR!

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

AH!

Oh...you scared me!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

*resists posting taps again*

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

Don't you dare.

*glares with attempted threatening-ness*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)

I promise I won't :)

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)

Good.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)

Yesssss!!!

I was hoping for this one! :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)

^.^

Hi there! *waves*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)

Hello! :D

*hugs*
What time is it there?

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

Uhm...

11:39 am. Why?

Also, I went and posted your letter today. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

Yay! :D

Do you not have school?

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

No I do.

I just...didn't go in. I'm home sick.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

Aww *hugs*

If you're not better soon I will...erm...do something to make you better?

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

*hugs back*

hahah It's just a sore throat/cough. Fever's gone. And I made sure not to cough on your letter or bracelet. Although Spencer attacked the bracelet at one point.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

Spencer? Is he one of the blood-lusting kittens?

I'll try not to cough on my reply.

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)

Yeah. He's

this 'un. I was restringing and he got on my lap, claws out, and started attacking the dangling strings and knocking the soda tabs off the table, and onto the couch.
I just mean, cos I'm sick and all. So I didn't cough on it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)

penis is not thermometer

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

Smash Monkey is not funny

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)

Smash Monkey seems to have touched a nerve.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)

She's hanging

from a tree's cock

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

CFB

end of day, bye!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

Why's he stalin'?

Is his clutch buggered?

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drunkenoaf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

haha loon

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

I think this is my favourite one so far.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

How the clown lost its limbs......It always freaked me out as a kid...

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)

NOW CUT THE HEAD OFF!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)

^This

KILL IT.

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)

STAB HIM IN THE CUNT BARRY!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)

Would

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)

*bagsies stumps*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)

*stumps the bagsies*

*hard*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

Didnt she turn out ot be someone famous or summint like that?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

google goggles ON!

no. she became a costume maker for teh beeb.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

That's pretty famous*

*may describe more fame than actual fame

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)

Oh ok then.

I am obviously confusing her with someone else :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

she comes out of the tv at night and walks around the livivng room....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Girl is WAY scarier than clown.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

not a chance in hell

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

You be frightened of clown

I'll be frightened of girl
We shall cling to each other
Except I shall cling to your front.

*clings*

*squeezes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

O_o

right!
boss is gone,
and i'm going.
BYE B3TA!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)

At half FUCKING FOUR?

Workshy bastard. Wish I was you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

Today I was in from 10-12.

I've been having fun with matlab and statistics since, though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

10-12?

Two hours?

:-( I've been working 9 hour days for 6 months now. 9 hours at LEAST.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

Well I'm still just about a student,

so short days but I have to do lots of work at home.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)

I did 20 minutes

of work today ( well, I measured some stuff and wrote some words )then played games and had a glass of wine.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

...to wank in his drawer?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

can we have this image on the test card from now on?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

Yes please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

i say!

*is squeezed*
watch out, my boobs will pop out if you squeeze much harder!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

It's been a while, sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

don't worry

it doesn't take much to make them pop out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)

I'm having that problem today.

I thought I'd be alright without a top on underneath this one. Wrong again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

i spent an hour sorting clothes earlier

i found 2 bras i thought i'd lost and a top i haven't seen for at least 6 months. i have far too many clothes :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)

"can't sleep"

"clown will eat me"

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

Bollocks.

Clowns are fine, but little girls.... arg.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)

little girls grow up to be women, which are nice

clowns are just corporate tools/paedophiles paid to scare children.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm not going to sleep tonight for that thought, now.

*fwaps*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

I just had an urge to do this for some reason

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

Thank god that was your only urge!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

I give her 1.5 out of 5.25

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

I'd give her 1.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

you are sick and your urges are wrong.

*books therapy*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

*dies of fear*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

I always wonder...

How many people fell asleep with the telly on and the last image they saw was a weird little girl and a clown with no limbs...How many nightmares....

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)

I've been watching too much Dexter

This seems entirely normal to me today.

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drunkenoaf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

The only Dexters I am aware of

are:

The one with the laboratory and DeeDee (who I can do a very good impression of)

The one in the Offspring

and Fletcher. Guns for show, knives for a pro. I love knives.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)

Get Babyface!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

It's a deal. it's a steal

it's the sale of the fucking century.

In fact fuck it, Nick, I think I'll keep it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

It's coming to ITV soon (apparently)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0773262/

But I have some DVDs a pal brought over from the US. It's macabre and funny as fuck!

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drunkenoaf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

It's been playing on

FX for nearly a year.
www.fxuk.tv/series/dexter

it is good, unlike the new terminator series which is about to start on Virgin 1. That is utter shite.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)

this aint good enough for its own thread

but it sure as hell freaks me out

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

SHE'S USING HIS COCK TO WRITE

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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

KILL IT!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

hahahhahahahah

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)

Not a reply

more a plea for help. I tried to 'sepia-ise' Henry in Pshop but can't see how. Tried colour mixer thingy but nothing doing. Any suggestions? Besides 'fuck off', I mean. :0)

Liked the test cards, btw!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

grayscale,change tone,balance between red and blue

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

ace Slasher

and I hadn't considered saying that before!

Cheers!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)

I may be a filthy runner

But I'm nowhere near as quick and dirty as this

I'm calling tash as acceptable lingo

(Feeb is a smooth operator, operating correctly, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

I saw false moustache in the street today very much like that one

but I left it lying where it was for fear of moustache germs.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)

You will forever rue that decision.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)

Damn you

LET ME FORGET

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)

They would only be false germs, so you would have been OK

"Sham-germs" in some circles

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)

sherms

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

perhaps the invisible man had fallen down

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

~~visible~~ cognito

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

invisible and in disguise?

genius

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

Lolcats!

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drunkenoaf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

So so sorry!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)

i don't see

what's so funny

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

If you don't

I@ll bite your bum!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)

promises, promises!

*wiggledances*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)

Full moon

Half moon, TOTAL ECLIPSE!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

pfff!

it's not that big!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

hahahaha!!

bestest!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)

of all smurfimals!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)

Arf!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)

Heehee !

Very droll !

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rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)

Haha

Smurftacular

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)

Hahaha

Sorry, I have to laugh! he made me, honest!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)

Bad bird.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)

I would love this framed and on my kitchen wall.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)

Dirty bird.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

He won't stop though.

Oh, that pelican.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)

why is he doing it?

because he pelican

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

Beakause he's a bastard.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)

because

he loves the chicks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)

He doesn't come cheap though.

There will be a large bill.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)

who doesn't?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)

that's a fat chick

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

and his balls hold more than his belly can.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)

peadophiles are always funny, ALWAYS!

woo yay!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)

o_O

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)

What about crabs?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)

Is that a Pelican Crossing...

* with a duckling?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

Mail Aggression

(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)

oy vey oy vey!

DREIDLE DREIDLY DREIDLLE, I MADE YOU OUT OF HAIR

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The Neville What what what, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)

HAIR? BUT SURELY YOU'LL NEED RESIN. SPECIAL FORMULA BLUE RESIN.

WHAT WOULD MICHAEL FISH DO?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)

This is shit

BUT MY GOD IT'S SO FUCKING AWESOME.

I DIDN'T GET ANY POST TODAY EITHER, WHICH IS CUNTSOME. ARRRAARAHHH.

CLICK.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)

I don't understand

but my parents are making me paint and stuff now, so laters.

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Cae1, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)

Tentacles or multi-shortleg?

We must be told these things!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)

are you awaiting a delivery

of neck-reducing cream?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)

haha this made me do a wee lol

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)

GOITRE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

Gay

Search!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)

bah.

this was my thought.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)

Mr Trebus FTW

RIP

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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)

yay!

he's dead, you know.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)

Yargen hence the minuscule RIP, very sad

i bet he's cluttering up a house and garden in the sky

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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)

he was a crotchety old fucker

but very fun to watch

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)

Stick it up your chuffer!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

my chuffer is full

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)

have you seen how much rubbish there is in the streets now he doesn't collect it?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)

Good afternoon. Have a crystal ball!

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)

Can i touch it?

*smashes*

sorry...
also I SEE CLOUDS.
and woo!

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Cae1, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)

It's undestrictable.

It is playing mind games with you ;)

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)

Is it indestructible too?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)

No.

It's undestrictable.
I typed it like that on purpose :)

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)

Then I will not buy.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)

It tells me you will buy it.

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)

It's lying to you.

Don't believe its lies.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)

It said you'd say that.

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

IS IT PORTABLE?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)

IT IS PORTABLE.

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)

GET IN!

I'll take 5.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)

6 per person.

£35 each, £5 extra when buying more than two.

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)

EXTRA?

sod it, have you got any marbles? I'll just pretend I have lots of crystal balls that are far away.

btw, well done on the pic

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

*snorts*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)

snort your own fucking marbles.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)

The words 'make me' spring to mind.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)

I SEE YOU

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)

Ah well - that's my sould travelling the nether dimensions for eternity...

'tis ver' pretty

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)

That's wonderful :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

GOATSE GLOBE

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)

Urgh

Crystal Ball is a horrible add-in for Excel used for Monte Carlo analysis. How I hate it, and my job.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)

I'll Monte Carlo analysis you in a minute.

With a probability of 0.3

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)

Artic Beox?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)

*fetches club*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)

*felches cub*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)

Aww !

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rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)

KILL IT!

KILL IT WITH HAMERS!

* Bin done?

_{** Many times}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)

CFB

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

Needs more 'R'...

Great though.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)

ta :)

*fixed*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)

Hahaha :D

Good afternoon b3ta :)

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Cae1, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)

'noons!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)

How are you?

And everyone else?

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Cae1, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)

Radiant

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)

Alright but slacking.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)

slightly less absent than usual.

you?

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)

My ears won't stop popping.

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Cae1, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)

don't fill them with corn, then.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)

But it releaves the monotony of facing up shelves

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Cae1, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)

have you tried masturbation?

it's a great way to break the monotony and doesn't lead to blocked ears.
well, not unless you're a really good shot...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)

I can't masturbate at work.

They'd fire me

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Cae1, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)

That's what the toilets are for.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)

or big shot...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)

You'd have to pull off some kind of rebound shot.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)

I was thinking about a litre would do it to ensure covering of both ears.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)

That depends on what kind of efficiency you're getting.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)

Pata pata pata pon.

Chaka chaka pata pon.

Pon pon pon pata.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)

Bom chika wah wah

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)

Bum tit, bum tit, bum titty crash.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)

*plays the willy banjo*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)

Pubes don't stretch that way.

Not without incredible pain, anyway.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)

there's a fine line between pain and pleasure ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)

And I know which side I want to stay on

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)

*pushes*

get over that line!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)

Ouch.

I don't like it over here at all.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)

i know

heheheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)

the banjo string is another part entirely

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)

Yay

95 left?

:P

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XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)

i'm loving this set

but the pedant in me wonders if castro was really a despot and not just a dictator

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)

I had the feeling this would eventually pop up, but I read:

"Despotism is a form of government by a single authority, either an individual or tightly knit group, which rules with absolute political power."

as 'dictator' :)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)

cambridge dictionary defines 'despot' as

a person, especially a ruler, who has unlimited power over other people, and often uses it unfairly and cruelly:

so i think its a matter of interpretation really
i'll let it go there i think

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)

But which is the right definition?

The former or the latter? There's only one way to find out...

FIGHT!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)

*is off the hook*

yay!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)

Hurray for wikipedia research!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)

let's throw the question to our panel

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)

*throws*

*kills panel*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)

oh dear

the size of the question was too much fo the panel

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)

you're gonna need a bigger

panel

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)

busy?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)

quite :)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)

^ :)

they're great though!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)

did you see me complaining?

I can't talk, because I've been Wrestling

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)

One-eyed weasel?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)

Do you remember the first time you rode a cat?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)

Yays

It lost weight and turned into a cat!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)

ahh yes

back in '92 atop a rather smashing tabby

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)

i just know that i haven't ridden cats enough

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)

no but i remember when a cat first rode me...

...with his barbed penis.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)

i was never small enough for that

or perhaps none of the cats i could find were big enough

my ol' german shepherd however would chase anything you threw, so i'd throw a pinecone or somesuch and grab his collar and leap on, and we'd gallop off into the sunset, or at least the other side of the yard... those were the days, RIP ernie :(

edit: sorry, woo!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)

I don't, but my mum told me all about it

I was about three years old, and the cat was massive. He didn't seem to mind it at all.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)

*Feels left out*

I never have!

*sobs*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)

It's ok, neither have I.

But that will all change when my genetic experiments come to fruition.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)

no!

you fool! you can't make giant cats! are you insane, man? they'll kill us all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)

Don't worry, they will bow entirely to my will.

So long as you're nice to me, you have nothing to fear.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)

you have learned how to subjugate cats?

*sits cross-legged on the floor*
teach me, o wise one!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)

Fire. Fire and knives.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)

ah.

it all sounds so simple when you say it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)

If they're very disobedient,

flaming knives.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)

of course

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)

Proof

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)

see?

this is just the kind of thing i was talking about!
*storms off in self-righteous hissy strop*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)

Video that and post it on youtube please.

:-P

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)

i said STROP, not STRIP

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)

oops

my bad.

Video it anyway!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)

i need all my video

for making homemade pr0n with that authentic grainy look.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)

A bonus

that it's moustache week too then.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)

the cats that ate plaster of paris!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)

You can, my colleague has one!

It's fecking huge!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)

www.tubcat.com ?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

Hahaha

Biggar!

I think it's a Cancoon or something like that.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)

I hate the fact that i was expecting to see a cat with orange juice shooting out of its arse.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)

You sir, have a twisted mind

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)

it was fine before the internets

well, it was better before the internets, and considerably better before b3ta and encyclodpediadramatica

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)

Point still stands.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)

kill it.

now, before it's too late! all it needs to do is eat one or two children and there'd be the most terrible uproar!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

He lives in Basildon!

so it's ok

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)

giant kitty is the chlorine in basildon's gene pool.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)

You got it!

unfortunately, only in my dreams though.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)

we can all dream, can't we?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)

You should check out the Swaffham Cat Stables:

http://www.swaffham-cats.org.uk/rideacat/index.asp

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

So close.

But no cigar.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)

hmmm

the fact that this link is red would indicate that i have fallen for it once before.
nice try, chumley!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

good go why do i always fall for that

oh and

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

For goodness sake

Add this to your HOSTS file in windows

127.0.0.1 www.deagostini.co.uk

You'll never be troubled by it again.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)

thank you

finally i can avoid that trap

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)

bah

editing the hosts file on a vista machine is an artform in itself.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

Wheeee !

Woo !

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rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)

I rode my grandparents dog once (actually, a few times)

when I was very ickle. He was one of them big fluffy white moutain doggy things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)

Samoyed ?

They're bootiful doggies :)

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rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)

I don't know.

MASSIVE fluffy white dogs that knock full grown men over, but are essentially big bags of soppy love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)

Aww !

Big fluffy dogs are the best !

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rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

my mate

has a japanese akita cross, it's feckin' HOOJ!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)

aww that's great :)

I fell off mine.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)

Oooooh !

S'nice !

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rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)

I just had one of those moments where my music works beautifully with a picture,

and stared at that for several minutes.
Woo!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

You forgot to start your sentence with an "Ooooh".

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)

Bugger. I forgot to check my memos.

Sorry everyone.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)

Oooh! That's class.

Me likes.
: )

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)

Oooo that's cool!

(aka Rohan, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)

Heh, Giddy up!

Can anyone point me in the direction of a good guide to making animated Gifs. My optimisation skills leave much to be imagined

(aka Rohan, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

Hellooo :)

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rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)

oh Ding Dong!

*click*

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)

Cheers old chap :)

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rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)

don't mention it,old bean

it's a rum lot,this b3ta.
now quick,cave you fellows,or chiggers will give us a good scragging.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)

i say

smashing!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)

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rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)

hahahahaha!!!

i need to use cadge in sentence before the day is out!!
excuse me!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)

what-ho !

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rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)

what like

'say,sport,cadge us a lambresco before the barkeep bells us'?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)

*writes on arm*

ta!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

how silly!

woo!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)

thankee !

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rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)

Tally ho!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)

ripping stuff!

top hole, old chap!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)

steady on old man !

;)

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rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)

brace yourself, cuthbert,

i'm about to give you a sticky wicket

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)

Smashing what what!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)

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rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)

Yay for Terry-Thomas

and his teeth.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)

'you're an eb-solute showar'

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

Pfft !

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rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)

I say!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

Haha !

Hello Doc !

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rabbitz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)

Hee!

But, I say, you missed a trick:

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)

Pfffft!

that took faaaar too long!
Woo to both of these...

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)

wouldn't have seen it if it weren't for comparison shopping.

nice touch.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)

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