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# i hate the taxman he's a fucking cunt
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# wooo!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# top timing
on my part, first post I read keeps me occupied for the rest of hte day. THankyou Magic Donkey!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# no garfield?!?!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# He was in ages ago
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *snatches, scurries to cave, reads whilst mewling*
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Hand over your bloody lupins !
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# thanks meester man
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Sympathy yay!
:P
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# The funny thing about that guess my crime thing
Was how easy it is to get the assault ones right.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hehehe
Needs more bricks!!

:D
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I was always told Hagar was funny, I didn't get it either.
I like Calvin and Hobbes.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Good old London Transport
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I forgot to put garfield in it... shit


for those who made need de-rissing...

www.bumwine.com/tbird.html
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# haha *clicks*
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# haha!
Th Ch
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# "clicks"
Chunderbirds ?

edit

chunder cats next please
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# bindun...
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Days of Chunder for the adults
With Tom Booze starring obviously....
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Excellent
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# had me grinning like a loon
FP
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha
nicely
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Hahaha
I thought this when I was twelve!
Oh the mamories!
*clicks*
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# ha ha
brilliant
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha, good show!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Brucie Says:
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# TOAB
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# BOAT ^_^
*sails happily*
*wanks furiously while crying*
*decides to try eating something*
*throws it up*
:(
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I would just like to let you know that your posts have a very high office giggle content
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# ooh, thank you :)
right, I'm off to have a shower. If I'm not back in half an hour, celebrate.

FLOWERS!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Think you'll see it, Bruce?
*places bet*
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Brucie: "What do points mean"?
Audience: "Highly skilled foreign workers"
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# ooh, topical!
(toapical?)
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# haha
SATIRE! FTW.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Loss of license?
:)
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# One of my friends is dangerously close to a banning with 9 points already
I keep telling him to look at it like a supermarket loyalty scheme.
He nearly has enough points for a bicycle.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *kills Brucie*
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Well, what did he expect?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# all hail the reposted comic blandwagon
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Awww
How romantic
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Apropos of this and that and the other.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Should be a right laugh next time my dad reaches into the medicine cabinet.
Not for him, though.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# ris.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Try to imagine
Putting colman's mustard on your arse hole, the effect will be very similar to what this image implies.

Apparently this makes cats run very fast, according to my dad.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# and it makes them taste better
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Of course you don't eat the whole cat
Just dip your chips in, dippy dippy, chippy chippy, yum yum.

nyom nyom nyom
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Captain Wow
Said the other day about putting Colgate on your chocolate tea towel holder!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Could be worse
Could have been her toothbrush
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Lable swapping
for hemeroid pain hillarity!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *winces*
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] LULZ! FEAR MY PAINT SKILLZ!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# WIN!
close the internets, we're all done here.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Microsoft Goatse
The new product of teh Microsofts company!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# FAKE!
No ring.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Wedding ring, you say?
Hooray!

EDIT: This is fictitious. I maded it in a potato ship.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# sorry..
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# :(
edit: hold on mate, we'll be with you in a minute, we're just beating the crap out of a noob who didn't read the FAQ. *runs off to kick him in the groin*
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# good job.
No need for anyone to threadwaste with any more of these now it has been done properly.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I CANT SEE WHY THEIR NOT BEING DUN VERTICLY SO THEY CUD BE PUT ON THE FRONT PAGE
LOL
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# hhahaha
:D

cunt.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I know this isn't the links board
But This is Fantastic?
Who was it that complained?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7270836.stm
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# NO. NO. NO.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# seriously dude, get yourself to /talk.
They'll appreciate this.

Now go. Quickly. And never come back.

EDIT: It's an article about BANKING? What the fuck were you thinking?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# This isn't the links board
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# isn't it?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# No
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# *does not dignify with a response*
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# me either
ha
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# QUICK! TELL THE INTERNETS!


(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# fuck. Not even the effort of toap?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hahah christ
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# FIAL?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# good story! however:
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Since this thread is fucked anyway,
Have an unrelated repost.

(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Don't do this.
No-one likes it and you'll end up on everyone's ignore list.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# DAMN YOU TO HELL SINNER!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# PWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# hello and what?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# can't stop
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *snorts*
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# how soon?
we've been waiting years?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# i know, i know
but it'll be sooner than Jebus, I promise
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Now I'm all sticky :(
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Oi
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# *runs*
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# okay, THIS is the biggest laugh of today.
I think I love you.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# you git
tea/monitor collision
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Ahahahaha! You FUCKING bastard!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Thats the best one yet.
Makes I laugh.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# .
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Well
I would.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I would too.
Does that make us wrong?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# No
Very right
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I thought so.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# you like gingers?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I like everyone, pretty much.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# BUT... OMG.... OMG....
IVESB ASSEMBLE.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# first wayne
and now this?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# NOW do you understand why I fancy you as well?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# i'm not ginger
or spud faced

so...no

is it me arse?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# It's ALWAYS your arse.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Nothing wrong with Harry.
I'd rather do him than William. William's far too wet. Plus then I can nick weed of Harry.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# William's such a weak old week-old lettuce leaf
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Exactly.
Limp as a old piece of cooked spaghetti.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# it's a plan I like
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I thought the phone was coming out of the cup of tea then...
I was like "woah! what a freaky cup of tea!"

:/
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# HE'S GOT MY CUP
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# WHAT A CUNT.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# yes Dad
no Dad,

hang on,

there's a ... oh shit!

what?

Oh nothing...
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha, one of my fave larson cartoons ever!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# haha !
..
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Oh look
a money magnet.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# hahahahaha!
:-)
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# haha great :D
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I wince as I post....
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i snort as you post (:
woooooo
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Fonzis has 'tashes?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *belms*

edit: at you, not because of you.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# haha
that raised a giggle. woo!

in other news, I'm on the /board stats page! yay! Now I just need to beat Captain Wow...
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# what?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# You're third on the second table.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# what? I'm no longer a MAJOR B3TARD
;)
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Lol at Caewan in 14th
That should get some hits on google.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha
nice!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I'm listening to your b3ta song.
It's lovely.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# hey
I got your album yesterday, love it :D
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# woop!
Glad you like it ^_^
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
#
my only gripe is that its not 52 and a half hours long.. good job look forward to your next one
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# upload it
so i don't have to pay him to get it.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# fuck you ^_^
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha!
i see your down for the london bash, bring some and fleece me while i'm in a good mood.
i also get to save on postage.

you're very a talented young man and i applaud you.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# You appear to be the bastard love
child of James Blunt and some posh cunt.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Woo!



(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Glorious!

*click*
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Ahaaaaaahaa!
I love this!!
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# bindun?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# i always thought jumper was a silly silly name for anything other than a wooly jumper
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Silly GSTQ!
Midsomer is not in jersey!!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# he will always be jim bergerac and that's the end of it.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I dunno about you
but I really want to know where he got his jacket.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# haahah
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Not quite...
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# allbran
?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# BE THE BREAST

woo
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I read that as BE THE BREAKFAST.
I now want to see this.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# BREATS! WOO!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# arf!
..
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# HELLO GOOD MORNING EVERYONES.
wyh
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Heh!


(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# that's the late Gareth Hunt
in the Nescafe commercial AICMFP
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# ya!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I love that underneath him, the "wants YOU" is actually in speech marks
thus essentially making him the first LOLCAT.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# pppppprrrrrrrrrrr
like a purr but shorter
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# 'nings Tutt!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# nooooongles
how'sit goin?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# hehe true! :)
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# nicely
and germans, wars with germans in are always much more popular.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Rah!
(ther)
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Too true
to be funny.
yays and clix
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Controversial
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# loving the minimalist approach
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# bindun
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# that's a pretty green
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# It's not easy being green
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# hello sexyface
*grope*
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# *honks*
;)
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *stealth smoosh*


/relurks
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# *smooooooooooooshe*

(:
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# you are the queen of spazzing
I don't know how you do it.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# \o/
The Spazz Queen! :D
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Is it possible
to actually check back for this stuff if you didn't see it in the first place?

I don't know how you remember them all!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
#
Current studies in neuroscience strongly support the notion that a memory is a set of encoded neural connections. Encoding can take place in several parts of the brain. Thus, neural connections are likely to go across various parts of the brain. The stronger the connections, the stronger the memory. Recollection of an event can occur by a stimulus to any of the parts of the brain where a neural connection for the memory occurs. If part of the brain is damaged, access to any neural data that was there is lost. On the other hand, if the brain is healthy and a person is fully conscious when experiencing some trauma, the likelihood that they will forget the event is nearly zero, unless either they are very young or they experience a brain injury.

Or use the "I like this" button or the search feature ;)

(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I can honestly say
this is the best Garfield strip I have ever seen
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# This^


(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# how's this?????????????????
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# now that's not quite in the spirit of things now is it?
*tut*
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# very good indeed.
clicks (if i could)
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# but, you can!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# ^ this
What someone said earlier..


(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# this is better.
Honestly, I'm comin back on Monday when this cunt Garfield has fucked off outta b3tatown
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# laters
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] this redesign's been a long time coming


Click for bigger (91KB)
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# eh?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# i think it's because it shares most of the letters with genitalia
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# OH
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# if that's not it, RIS.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# genitalia can also be vaginas
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# anybody else think this compos becoming the phallic logo awards
all over again
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# hopefully it wont last quite as long...
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Vaffanculo pezzo di merda!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Una limonata, pia cere.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Im not a number... oh shit. i am!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# sorry you've covered me in ris
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# the prisoner
wasn't he number 6?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# what prisoner?
i feel like i'm missing something major here
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# It's an old TV show
it's braw
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# anyone who risses this
deserves to be shot up the bum
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# ^ this
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered! My life is my own!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# The Ruler Egg-Six?
The Ruler exists? That's my guess.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# thats an egg?
cos it ain't egg shaped
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I didn't say it was a good guess
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Is this anything to do with Chris Rea?
I'm really struggling here.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Ah, thank you for the edit, I was rissing.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I was listening to the Rulers last night.
Reggae and old, not new.


Maybe they weren't called that, actually. Hmm.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)

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