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# This is a one off posting of me not posting own material
but in light of current affairs, I could not leave you out on the pure class of these Garfield alterations.

I'll remove the post if it is 'not done', ta

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Erm.
I am distressed by this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# This is marvlius.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Haha I saw that while googling Garfield.
It's class.

Now feck off and read the FAQ ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I love those, hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Technical glasscock, I think, but I still love them.
And the various ones that came after.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# And actually from here.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# then it is to be considered a compliment for another b3tard
to repost them, staking his account, job, life, money, car, boat, clothing, household, pets, parents, spouse, sons, daughters, socks, shoes, carpets, rugs, trees, branches, plants, flowers and lower intestine.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Is it?
Ah. I saw it somewhere else first, I think.

That is to say, it could have been posted here originally but I wasn't around to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# heh
where's my newsletter dammit
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# This makes me giggle like a loon
and now people are looking at me funny
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# i love all these things
all the garfield where he doesnt speak amuse me.
i'm easy to amuse i guess. i still like the lolcats.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I like the lolcats.
I don't care how many people tell me I'm wrong for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# i even like the lolchairs.
i swear there's something wrong with me.

althouh i have been playing bingo since 11am. *mmmmnnngh*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# There's nought wrong with you
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# there's plenty wrong with me!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I disagree
explain.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# you don't wanna know!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# apparently..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Ooh! it's the lesser spotted Tutt!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# herroooo
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I like lolcats
but they have to be good and not just 'FAIL!' written on a cat.

they generally do not deserve a new thread.

Oh, and are you happier today, you old tart?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# My cat George
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Georgefield?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# What's a lolchair?
I might play some poker, actually. Fleece some Americans out of their hard earned dollars.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# like a lolcat, but a chair instead of a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I really should have seen that coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# dollars?
Isn't that like playing with monopoly money?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# what about lolchurches?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# and
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha STOP IT HURTS
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# i thought you liked it like that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# first time i thought it said alchopops!
*fool*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# not funny any more? :(
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
I IZ HIDING WEE YOUNG LADS IN 'T BASEMENT FOR ME PRIESTS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# i like the lolchairs as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Oh hai.
Iz be funni now?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Oh hai, youz alwais b funni.
*stabs self in eye with end of a spoon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# it makes me giggle like a little childish FOOL
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Linkee
garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# :D this is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# this is truly beautiful.
Gets the biggest laugh of the day in fact!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# So are they altered to make them un-funny?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# garfield starts of unfunny
almost any alteration makes it funny
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# literallol!
Hard!
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Excellent...
...but not as funny as the "Garfield without thought bubbles"...which actually turns it into a good comic strip exploration of loneliness and futility.

Case in point:



All others can be found here:

www.truthandbeautybombs.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=4997&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I've seen you pimping that link, yes :)
it is very worrying, and I empathize with John
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I could "read" these all day.
but i've done that already...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# The tag on this one reads
"Methuselah"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# i saw this early today
and cried with lols for about 14 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Here is a drawing I did for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# it's the Holy Vagina of Antioc!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# AND ITS MINE MUSTER!
You'll never stop my plans to take over the world using its vaginess

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Your mind is a very strange place indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# needs more pink wafer...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# That is quite lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I like this.
MOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I can't tell if it's car logos
Islamic
Or just plain cool and stuff

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# i thought it had a distinctly soviet look
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# oooo can i colour it in?
please!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Is it the new logo for the
Illuminati?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] *Pop*


/relurks
(Tarabas, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Beware the badger-lovers getting upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# But what about my milk and beef?
I want my milk and beef.
Should we eat badger and drink badgers milk?
I think not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# ahh the only people who love badgers
are city twerps who haven't got a clue about the diseased vermin running around ruining the livelihoods of already disadvantaged farmers

/rant
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# ^
This.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ARR, FARMER GOBBLES, YE CAN'T BE TOO SHAHR.
oo arr.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# i think the controled cull is a good idea as it will allow the study of how effective it is on the control of Bovine.TB
three different control areas, 1.kill as many badgers as possible. 2.kill some badgers if they come across your path or into urban areas. 3.don't kill any badgers at all unless you really have to.

study results.

see if culling is effective at controling spread of bovine TB.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# The thing is that killing badgers leaves empty sets and more badgers arrive.
If you have TB in a Holt then wipe them out, but if you haven't then leave them be.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# its the science
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# BEES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *gets upset*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Nice.
Bloody badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Ooh, now that's clever!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# OH GOD!
NOT THIS AGAIN!!!
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# There's some lurkage
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Your mum rang again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# THEY PULSATE CUTENESS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# The one on the left
Is eeeeeeeevil.

EDIT: I found the sorse pic because I was googling for...

Willow The Wisp.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# As a rule, I generally don't trust creatures with three heads full stop.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Pah.
Wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Fine,
I suppose I shall give your mother a second chance.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# By jove I think you're right
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# SO DO YOU!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# awww shucks, thanks Dave
*tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# omg Cerburus is real!!!!
fuck
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# PUMP up the PUP. PUMP it UP
While your paws are stompin'
And the PUP is pumpin'
Look at here the cats are jumpin'
Pump it up a little more
Get the party going on the kennel floor
Seek us that's where the party's at
And you'll find out if you're too bad
I don't want to be a stray
waggy your tail on the floor tonight
Make my day
I don't want to be a stray
Waggy your tail on the floor tonight
Make my day
Make my day
Make my day
Make my day
Make my day
Yo!
Pump up the PUP
Pump it up
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# You win the NME award for Godlike Genius.
Technotronic FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
melts my heart a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# pUpPY dOgs
YaYs
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Scanner puppies!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# ¿EL ROFLOS?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# you've came to my article?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Are you actually REALLY coming to the London meet?
This is excellent. I shall have to give you a massive hug.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# yup
just got to wait till april to put my work holidays in and buy me a train/plane ticket
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# can you smuggle me in your luggage?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Sure thing
you coming down too? I'll grab the train with you me old china' plate

*Tips hat and lets go of towel to reveal nudiness*

/just out the shower blog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I'll not be going I'm afraid
*monocle falls out at nakedness*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# This is ACE.
You gonna marry me then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I thought you were mine :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I thought you were scared of vagina?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I'd make an exception for you,
as long as you don't mind a man who whimpers during sex.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# isn't that what all women want?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Brill, you as well then.
And no.

All my harem shall whimper at some point, I'm sure of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# hooray!
*fetches ball and chain*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Of course, you better bring a viel and a Chuppah
I'll grab a glass on the way down out of tesco, only the finest will do

*99p tesco value glass set yay*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# EXCELLENT.
Marrying a Scot, finally all my dreams are coming true.

You have to promise to say aggressive things to me from then on though, you'll be useless otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'll even start to drink Tennents and throw plates at walls
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *moistens*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *mops up*
thats a slipping hazard is that
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# If I was allowed to sit anywhere other than the floor it wouldn't be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# do you want to go back in the cage?
(I got a new tattoo the otherday by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Oh yes pleeease
Show me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# that's so gay
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# and me putting my cock in your ass isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# i didn't say it was bad
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# ^
This

;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# you big anchor!
shouldn't it be on your forearm like popeye?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# was going to put it there
but I've decided on nothing below the elbow until I am old and don't require jobs anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# That's GORGEOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Technically it is good.
The watered work is very good indeed.

The inks are so much better than they used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# They've got better even in the past few years.
The black on my first tattoo has faded to prison blue and did so very quickly, that wouldn't happen now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# All mine are slightly smudged and blueing.
I don't know if I mind, but I do like the shading they can achieve now - the way it holds.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Well you can always go and get shading done, if it's at all possible.
I don't know, having never seen your tattoos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# my first couple are a tad faded now
I'm thinking of getting them covered or touched up and added to. But when it comes to chosing tattoo's I'm like a kid in a sweet shop. And this kid steals.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# the fella Leon, who done it is an amazing tattooist
see some more of their stuff here
ran by two aussie blokes who are the funnies guys I've met in a long time.
www.tattoochameleon.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# That renaissance sleeve is beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# oh christ, now I want to marry you!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# theres pleanty of Dave to go around
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Do internet brides get vectors done?
*hinty hint*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# yup, send me a good quality picture
the larger the resolution the better
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# woo! shall do.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Si? I came on your article?
so sorry, not happen again it will
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Dirty scrubber
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ce senjoraaa!
arrriiiba?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# K

Click for readable
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Roffles
on the large side if I'm being pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I really, really want that cat.
I'd call him Chris.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# that's a silly name for a cat
i'd call him goliath

ps you're too thin to Obelix
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# It's an ace name.
I'd get him a brother cat and call him Pete.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# you're a nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# 150Kb ZOMFG!!one!!!1!!two
no really i don't care its too woo
also does anyone think with high-speed broadband now the norm that the 50k limit needs revising?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# aint the speed for me
its my download limit set by the fascist providers
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# oooo the bastards!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# There must still be people out there with slowmachines.
It wouldn't be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# yeah i guess one of the nice things about this site is the 'open to all' thing
so i'm wrong aren't i?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# That's not the issue though is it?
If you have a thread with fuck loads of images in it all adds up. My maths isn't what it was, but if you up it to, say, 100kb and there's 10 images in one thread...etc., etc....
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# i see your point
i guess i'm just lucky to have a nice connection
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Me too. I'm at work.
So seriously, fuck them all to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# My speed is fine
My download limit stinks.
I already have to "buy" an extra 3gb a month at a cost equivalent to 30 of your shiny pounds.
A normal day just seeing a few pages on B3ta and doing emailery things eats most of my monthly allowance.
It's a NO from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# i'm with virgin media
actual DL speeds in excess of 2.8Mbps and unlimited DLs and ULs and all for just £30.
woo for me eh?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I'm having trouble working out if these are funny or not.
I've decided I think they are.
Woo.

P.s. Am I just getting old and cranky or what?
2 stories on BBC news have made me angry:
This one
"Mark Boyle, 28, who set out four weeks ago with only T-shirts, a bandage and sandals, hoped to rely on the kindness of strangers for food and lodging[...] people thought he was free-loading..."

He fucking was.

and

This one
Driver going 45 in a 30 limit while sending a text hits and kills cyclist, gets jail term. Fine by me, irresponsibly driving. Journalist didn't make a point of the fact that the cyclist she hit was in front of her because he ran a red light. Obviously he's already paid a massive price for it (viz: death) but you'd think it would be a good advert to use for cycling safely as well as driving safely, wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# WHEN DID YOU BECOME A TORY? :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# you use capslock, or are you a real man with the pinky to prove it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# "Nothing is so important that it can't wait until you stop or arrive safely at your destination."
and there's nothing so important that means you can't wait at the red lights like other traffic, you stupid cyclist.

this used to annoy the tits off of my when i used to cycle around london.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# This.
I cycle in Exeter and I wait at the lights.

The other day i had a woman shouting at me for riding on the pavement and jumping the lights.

I stopped and said 'I don't do those things.'

She said 'Yes you do, I've seen you lot doing it!'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# how is it
to be part of a 'lot'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Feh
cycling is the easiest way to commit suicide in London
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# :D
Que? indeed!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a compo entry...
(beresford, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Now I like that.
And it's actually within the realms of the compo. Sterling work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# all of this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# ^and some of this^
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# ^ all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# ^this not withstanding^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# ^a bit of that ^
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# less of that
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Arfage!!!!
*CLICKS*
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Wonderful stuff!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# ace
*clicks* *keeps on clicking*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# always do!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Good stuff
Me likey
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Arf!
You should combine Garfield and your dancing cats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# this s
is very funny

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant.

Surely it's time this was actually a compo.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Please God No!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# have you got over your sabotage yet?
I'd be kicking some ass if I was in your shoes
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# no ass shall be kicked
for I am ill :(

Even so, I sort of like it. I think I'll leave it there.

And hey, after all, I do find your close friend's cancer funny...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# SUCK IT UP SUZIE! ILLNESS IS GODS WAY OF something something....
I have sympathy, had lurg last week.

Hugh Grant has been advertising Cancer Nurses on the radio a lot this week. And has anyone else noticed that LuLu says the words "cracking off" in the new morrisons ad?
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Quality
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# haha lovely
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# haha that crossed my mind too :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Ha ha!
You cunt. I just laughed too loud and people looked at me funny.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# haha
(ccc, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# With fuel prices at an all time high,
Leatherface had to do something or see his business go bust.
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# This makes me giggle much 'n' much
and I DON'T KNOW WHY

maybe 'cos it's funny.

EDIT: OH YEAH CLICKYCLICKYCLICK
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# SAVE FOUR CENTS INSTANTLY!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Cool
Hand jive, baby...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# That's one MOTHERFUCKING AXE!!!
In other news, this amused me greatly this morning on the way to work:

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# *giggle!*
SHE HAS FOUR HANDS :O
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Ha Ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Heirfix
brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Arf!
Heirfix!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Haha ^ that
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Too slow
ha!
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Oi!
Stop posting replies and make more bridge and Mr Round you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# both
in progress.

I'm trying to animate a horse. It's not easy.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Flogging a dead horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# erm
nice
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahaha, love the tagline at the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# haha
hadn't noticed this until you pointed it out. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Heifix
Geen E Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# *digs out Humbrol ginger enamel*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# very nice indeed sir.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# God damn u and your bottomless well of hummus...
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# *ends up with it stuck to nose*
/Adrian Mole blog.

Woo!

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Awsome-core!
haha media frenzy! Genuine LOL!

woo!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ha ha
too true
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# haha !
you take your time and come up with a better product.
Nice one.

Update your blog !
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# and you could enter that into the logos compo as well
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# bless ya - and done.
/Thanks for the comment on the NUTS topic as well.
You can see now where my question came from yesterday :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# hehehe
heirfix = brill
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Look what happend next
poochat.blogspot.com/2008/02/prince-harry-coming-at-you.html
(Bertram Bum-Roberts, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Haha
Genius as always!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Oh, you.
Try to be less awesome, there's a chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# oh shush now :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# dunno why they call him 'chemical ali'
he prefers the natural stuff

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Hyper-space corn confuses headchimp.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# hahah nice!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# At the risk of ruining a perfectly good pics-only thread,
I LOVE THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Why thank you.
It came about from listening to a combination of dub and prog rock - specifically, The Easy Allstars "Dub Side Of The Moon".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ooh, good stuff!
How be the you these days anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I'm even better than I was yesterday.
And yesterday I was pretty damn fucking bloody good.

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Feeling much better now,
I've just thrown up loads and loads, and I think that means I'm on the mend.

At least, I hope that was the fucking worst of it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Cool.
Bulimia FTW.

I had food poisoning the other day - it was great. I must have lost about 1/2 a stone.

I'm 6' tall, so my ideal weight is about 6 stone, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# PRO ANA! WOOP WOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Le Splonge - ce n'est pas un GRAND Splonge.
Ce n'est pas dans le frigo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Gun toting Royals lolzors!!1one1

Gawblessah
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Bit cruel sending her back to work so soon


RIS


(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Arf!
Why dont metal detectors detect themselves when they are made of metal too?

In other news, stand agog at the awesomeness of the pie I have made from scratch for my lunch!

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# *stands agog*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# You must also be jealous and more agog at the awesomness
of the filling!

Photobucket

It is Chicken Pasanda and Rice filling! Lovely! Curry and Pie! What more could a man want from life?

/wants some Cider....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# splendid stuff
did you make the pastry or buy it in.

edit/ no need to answer, you did down there.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I made it.
Its so easy and cheap to do it yourself I dont know why people would buy premade.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# i agree but puff pastry's a bitch to make
so i buy it in.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Puff Pastry maybe,
but never pie pastry!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# WOW
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# 4 and 20 blackbirds ?
or something a tad more appetising
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# See above :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Oh shit
that is certainly a homemade pie.

But I bet your British and put something silly in it other than Blue Berries or Cocoanut Custard.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# You bet his British what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Do what?
You're
British = English ;)
Blue Berries = Blueberries
Cocoanut = Coconut

So there! And its curry and rice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# That sounds good
BUT VERY WEIRD.

And I ignore all your correction but the British one. I thought it was a catch all type of thing for people who speak English in funny accents. I shall try to be more correct in the FUECHAR!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Its ok,
I am technically British, I just dont particularly agree with being told to call myself British when it seems that Welsh and Scottish people never have to. We are very different people!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# WHAT ??????????
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# NO.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# *steals*
*eats*

Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Oi give that back! I am hungry!
I just realised I forgot to put the salt in the pastry so its not really salty enough! But do not fear, I shall just put loads on it now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# *loosens the top on the salt shaker*
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Now thats just not nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Oh dear Jebus
That looks like sex in pastry
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# And tastes better than that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# fuck
my jealousy hurts.

/no pies in deutschland
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Yeah,
but you have lots of sausages instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# heh
That rig is the coolest thing ever.

Steam punk feral elephants FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# skillful
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Yays! Booze!


I spent half an hour turning a Burger King logo into Burger Meister (Das Schmeckt!), and discovered there's actually a burger joint called that. So have a quick & rude one instead.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Well thats your fault for not doing the rube one first.
Woo tooo the rude
(waxdart hello., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Rube?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
#
You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Its funny that JW is so hard to find in Scotland, but you can't find anything but that
in the States and Europe.

I like how simple and well observed this post is. Woo!
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] bin dun ?
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# when i worked there
the amount of fat kids astounded me
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# an also
kfc
lard arses a go-go
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I think we should hunt fatties
They should be naked, running across the green fields of England, chased by us in full regalia on horseback.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# ooh no
have image in mind fat wobblin no no no
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# i never visit those god awful places.
and am thankful that i've never worked in one.

mind you, i've worked in a few proper kitchens and that's hard work.

if i do fancy a burger i prefer it to be a freshly cooked to order half pounder with cheese and bacon from www.burgerstar.co.uk as they am the bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# burger star!
they are the fucking best!
you live near them?
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Glos local
but i normally got to cheltenham if it's a lunchtime treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# oo arrr, be ye local?
I have a burgerstar in my town, unfortunately diary products (milk,beef etc.) upset my stomach so I can only have the chicken stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth its own thread

De-RIS
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# great minds... :)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# How did they conceal it for so long?


enlightenment

Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
*toasts*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# scotch and dry ginger?

arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Juggle not, lest thee be juggled.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I spent quite some time on the original still image and then made this shitty, seamy, juddering mess of an animation with it.
ADHD, eh?

*reaches for Ritalin*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# The shudder is not even at the end of the fucking gif.
Mong.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I know, I suck.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# still messes with my brain though
(the noggin causes laxative effects, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Oh that's very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# i know this isn't the way you meant it
but this just reminds me of Asterix going 'oh bravo obelix very well done' in Asterix and the Big Fight.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I think me and Manley should dress up like that, actually.
I'd make a good Obelix.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Crikey!
I likes this I does

;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# turn this into a fractal!
now!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I am sorry,
you appear not to have taken my apathy into account?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
#
apathy narcissism
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Nicely done!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Haha
That reminds me of this

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# ha!
noice!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# this is the opposite
of therapy
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Splendid!
And good advice
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# i feel queesy.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# blimey.
Fantastic, nauseating.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Doomed Planet of the Cowells, part 2.

Previously...
Visit terrible blog here for bigger versions.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
This gives me the fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# cloned rhydians,, hehe...
They could have used these clones in afghanistan.. (made in china)

(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# haha
I love the idea that everyone has their own planet of clones somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# *cowers*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# More sekrits!


actual sekrits here
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# He's only being brought back
because they are embarrassed at his appalling failure to grow a decent moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Oh god have they decided to bring him back?
I might have to leave the country for a few weeks. The unutterable shite of praise for him being so brave all over every page of every media orifice all over the land will upset me and make me do The Bad Thing, I imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# you mean masturbating furiously over pictures of Natasha Kaplinsy in a bikini?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# In a bikini?!
You sick freak!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# where are they?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# There are some here...
http://www.news.bbc.co.uk/natasha+kaplinsy+bikini
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I was getting rather tired of seeing him pissed
in Mahiki last year. But I've been out of London again for some months now and have no reason to go back. I can manage to avoid the arsehole out here in the sticks I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Ah Mahomo's
I've not been there in a while. Probably because it costs so much for a bloody drink.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Riz like a muthabitch
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# not a fan of the news then ay?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Ha ha!
Posh ginger-maned types throughout Afghanistan must be nervous today. Meanwhile, the real deal has been quickly bundled into a Hercules and is on his way home. I can appreciate his need to serve his country, but not in this way, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# If he wants to serve his country he can earn his multi-million pound lifestyle
Instead of living off the taxpayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# it it was WWII, there would have been specially trained doubles deployed throughout Afghanistan
and there would have been a 16p Commando book all about it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
# You can still buy them!!
Last year I saw a copy in WHSmith in Manchester airport of all places. I wish I'd bought it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Marvellous
"War stories for boys. Not girls."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# A girls war comic would be a great comic, though.
Svetlana - The tale of a young girl in the former Yugoslavia fleeing ethnic cleansing with a horse.
Gymkhana Squad - An elite girls gymkhana team is the cover for a covert ops squad of daughters of SAS personel.
War Boarding School Bomber - Something about boarding school girls with their own Lancaster Bomber, serving queen and country and giving Jerry a taste of what for.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Here you go, Smallbrainfield
Hansi: The Girl Who Loved the Swastika [large PDF warning - more here.]
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# *sob*
What a wonderful story.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# You can buy new and old from boot sales
Here's a cover from my own personal colection:



Oh, and a little treat for you from the future of the past.

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# My mates dad was in the hovercraft squadron
in the sixties. They patrolled the South China seas in hovercraft.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# don't know if this guy is ginger
but i'll say i'm done doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Is good.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

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