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# I took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# This works so well
woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Very Silly
Indeed!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Wheeeeeeee!



(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# COWABUNGA.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Bitchin'!
Would the read the Holy Kerrang do you think?

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Almost certainly.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I like yur hair
It gies me a pulsin stauner.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# DUUUUUUUDE...
Gnarly!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# .
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Rad!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# BEHIND YOU!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# these can go
here you know
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# why there?
Why not the original thread from this morning?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# dun had link for it.
but.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# And your donation can go here


www.b3ta.com/features/appeal/

or up yer arse iconless one
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# That's very well done.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Nicely
Although I worry about her lack of left arm and lungs
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# looks like she has
some pretty serious bird flu.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# well if your hooks fallen off
and your soon for the afterlife you may as well go out with a bang
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Fair do's
It also seems the women next to her are wearing lead-lined burkhas
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Or else...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# The old jokes home, you say?
Right here:



(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# haha
needs more

Polarbear: "Fuck you, piggaaa"
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# hes a long way from home...
hopefully he brought enough sandwiches.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hurrah for cashing in my airmiles and flying somewhere different.


And to crackbook for having graffiti... my potatomash is still borked.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# This is amazing.
Scientifically speaking, it's only 4.1% less marvellous than me. I've only seen that once before, and it involved nekkidness and oil.

Woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# oily nekkids, you say?
*cleans binoculars*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# anyone for the GM section?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Haha, that got me just as I was leaning in to see what you'd changed.
Woo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
see? organic IS better for your health!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Ugh, it looks like those oranges have gone off.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Gawd Bless ya istock
lovely!~
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha
great stuff
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Ka-Pow!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# BLAM!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# THIS
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# you
are far too talented, you know that?
*click*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Aces!
*coughs like buggery*

I've gone from fine and dandy to rather ill in the space of 8 hours. This. Sucks.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Covonia
that's what you need
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm yes.
Excuse for a new bottle *guzzles*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# laxitives is what you need
you'll be too scared to cough then.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# :D
Oh you and your words. I wish I could lick them all.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *posts various words to CW*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# *licks them all*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Stoli Cough medicine
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# hot oxo drink
with lots of pepper. that should sort you out.
or chicken soup, although tinned is crap.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# If I make chicken soup, I do it properly
/Big fucking kike blog.


I might do that tonight. Or write manwife instructions.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# yes
instructions rule! bundle up under a nice big duvet and let manwife take care of you!
make sure you check on his progress when it comes to the soup, though, you don't want it burning!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I'll probably do it myself.
I get VERY obstinate when I'm ill, and insist on doing cooking and things. Complete pain in the arse I am, apparently. Even when I'd just got out of hospital after my last funny turn I was still insisting on making dinner.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# i get annoyed with myself when i'm ill
i tend to stomp about the place, scattering tissues everywhere, refusing to let anyone look after me.
unless i'm really ill, of course.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# This. Exactly this.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# heheh
being ill makes you angry!
and with that, i'm off to mum's for tea.
'bye for now!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# campbells condensed
but don't water it down.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# i use that
as pasta sauce
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# *offers Vapor Rub*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Phwoar, I love that stuff.
You really are very good, you know.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I'm the ship's Surgeon.
It's my job :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Oh yes!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# you're lucky
i'm the figurehead, my job is to look buxom and wooden
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# stop rubbing your vapors
you'll go blind.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Now that's brill even for you!
Woo!


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Click and Woo!
Yes, sir!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
Have a woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# they are bound to run out of bullets at some point.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# ace!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Dying for the patented 'FAK' sound effect there
woosome as ever though
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# No lasers.
No Fakking.
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# :(
best sound effect evar.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# this is really excellent
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Please can you draw a fat cartoonist with weetabix eyebrows
being rigorously bummed with a large strap-on by a squirrel/woman hybrid thing with massive tits and a big bushy tail?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# There are other forums that will cater for you fetishes better than this one.
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# bit late, i know i know


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Unleash the reposts!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# :P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha
to both!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# haha this is excellent
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Hehehe

:)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Lurve the etch-a-sketch skillz
oh well if we're peaing then...


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# yes yes you pwned me with that one first time round!
;p

'would' still takes the win though I reckon
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I think the test card is my fave:)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# too skilled for a bandwagon of this nature
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# haha riverghost?
skilled?

:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Bloody ninja!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# That
is awesome
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha
I want that oune!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# To you...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# The horror,
THE HORROR!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
#
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#

Another version of one from last night.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# SMOKEY IS A CUNT.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# when smokey sings
I hear violence
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# oooh ooooh!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# thats very soothing...
would make a great print..
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Dear god!
You're a machine! They're flying out!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Disco turmoil!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# There new textures you're using are really nice :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Reminds me of
Aphex Twin's Rubber Johnny.

Very Woo!

*Click*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Wonderful as ever



(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Ooooh... pretty...
Are they skulls?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# He wants pilchards
I can tell!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# yay
wibble wobble, wibble wobble
wibble wobble, wibble wobble
wibble wobble, wibble wobble
clap your hands together one two three
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# strangely hypnotic
*gazes*
yes, master, i will kill all humans...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# think its 2 people huddled up
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Yes, with head on knees...... rocking maybe
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# this is good and reminds me of a song my son sings, coughs, hmmm...
roly poly,roly poly
roly poly,roly poly
roly poly,roly poly
clap your hands together one two three

wibble wobble, wibble wobble
wibble wobble, wibble wobble
wibble wobble, wibble wobble
clap your hands together one two three

shakey shakey, shakey shakey
shakey shakey, shakey shakey
shakey shakey, shakey shakey
clap your hands together one two three

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# V nice
kind of reminds me of Zammo from the "just say no" poster
good ole Grange Hill ;P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# lovely :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# If it just me who sees the top one as a crab?
And the bottom one for that matter.

Woo!
Aces! :D

CRAAAAAB!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# You're just a craboholic.
You're addicted to crabohol.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I love crabs, me.
I love them every night.
When I go to make love to them,
Their claws give me a fright.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Did you ever get those pictures of your fish?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# No :'(
The moron wont take the bait of being famous on the intertubes.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Ver' nice!
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Smashing!
Woo!


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I'm really liking these
and the blocky one on the Popular page..

...tattyshop or illustrator or something more arcane?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Hello
I'm not seeing one of mine on the popular page... do you mean mictoboy's pic? It's easy to get us confused :)
I'm using Photoshop pretty much exclusively at the moment. All of my recent pics on /board have been photoshop only.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# That's weird,
I'm sure you were up there when I looked earlier...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# It was definitely one of yours and it's now gone...
Bizarre...

It was most Woo anyway.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# hello.jpg

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
*voms*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Haha!
Woo.jpg
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# not at the angle they last touched his body he didn't:P
hehehe
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# argh! - and 'woo!' :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# hahahaha
post of the day!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# there's more...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# PLEASE STOP, MY RIBS WON'T BE ABLE TO TAKE IT.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Hahah aarrrrgh!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Excellent!
Did that little guy hover around saying stuff like holy cow by any chance?

:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# urgh
slack :s
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Yes, indeed!
indeed!
An actor called Timothy Bottoms was in it too for added hilarity...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
Brilliant..
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Haha!


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Haha!
Fantastic.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# i've been waiting...

..for a deer
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# This is bloody good
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# ...for a girl like you to come into my life.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *dances*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# could you do it around the pole please.

*tucks dollar bill in the top of your boot*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
pole=matchstick C];0D


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Ah no, if I were going to poledance it'd be to
Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top
Change (In the House of Flies) by Deftones
or Closer by Nine Inch Nails.

Alternate nights, alternate songs.


Edit: almost forgot, or Poison by Alice Cooper.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Count me in
Wouldn't miss it for the world...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# *changes record*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Now all I need is a top hat and a string tie.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# G String Tie?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# oh, so you're not THAT ill, then . . .
so you're not THAT ill then . . .

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Never too ill for shit pop music.
Edit: I am quite ill though, I've got a nosebleed from sneezing too hard.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Ow!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Ive been waiting
For someone new...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# and a love that will suffice
IE will be just about good enough!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# you turd
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# yes, i know, i have put you off your stroke.
i apologise.

have a mental image of carol vorderman fellating richards whitleys petrified corpse.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# that could hurt goolies
that could!
PS happy b3taday and top shop! ;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# It just snowed a bit here.

Snow!


But then it turned to hail.

Hail!


But then it stopped.

Stopping!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# It snowed here for a few hours.
It hailed yesterday.

Now it's sunning, but not very well.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Sluverly here
Where are you?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Here *points down*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Oh. There
Snot so nice there
But Sluvely here
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# was sunny here yesterday
is sunny today,
will probably be sunny tomorrow

Bloody Spain! ;P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Fuck off with your Spain.
Too hot, anyway. Bleeeurgh.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# pah!
it's not all that! Madrid is pretty wanky anyway. Freezing in winter, too bloody hot in Summer and those nice bits inbetween you get riddled with all sorts of different types of Hay fever so Pffffffft to your Blightey!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I'd rather live here than in Spain.
Plus aren't Spaniards quite fucking racist? Well, ones who go to F1 races anyway.

I've never been to Spain.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Well I guess generlising makes you a bit racist ;)
Spain is a beautiful country but I do miss My old green and grey pastures.
And No. in general they aint racist ( just the usual nationalist twats of which England has lots also)
PS how do you know Spain is too hot if you've never been?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Hooray for Spain.

I used to live there too. When I was little.

These days I just holiday in Tarifa every now and again. Holidays! Hooray for them!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# indeed!
*tips hat to holidays*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Nicely dione
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Yays
Good eating on one of those!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# it'll be like
a nutty venison i'd imagine
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Happy GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I BURN! I BURN! day.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# spank you
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# You've been reading Small Gods
AICMFP
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Fabtabulous!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha! splendid
and happy candle day.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# thank
you :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# SQUOOSE!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# those grey fuckers wouldn't stand a chance!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# it'll spear them
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# he could hang their pelts on his antlers to warn the rest off!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha! This is ace!
Hahaha!
*click*
:D
Eeee!
*glees*

Bappy-heater day!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# tnak you
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Hoppy b3taday !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# thank you :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# happy b3taday! for your deer i give you a shark

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# woo
shark cake! thanks
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# this
is fecking awesome
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Happy B3taday

From someone who is also celebrating his Birthday !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# thanks
and congratulations
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Inspired by MrPineapple


So if you think it's cack, blame him.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# CRABSSsss
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Hooray for sideways movers!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# CRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRAB
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Needs more crab.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# awesome!~
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)
# hehehehehe!
that's pushing it to about the limit and probably a bit further.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# That's what happens when you have a Crab challenge I suppose
;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# *fetches butter*
*hammers*
*eats*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# That was great, can we have the crab now?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# errmmmm no....
i ate it, you see.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Fila had some issues with their new product range...


Quick 'n' dirty... like your mum
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Is that like Polyfilla?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# isn't that when you fuck a parrot?
Hmm
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# How dare you!
As a Christian, I'm so tightly clenched...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# a- your mum reads b3ta?
b- oooh you little bastard, I'd give you such a hiding if you were my son.

Edit: ninja.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# "Like you, Mum"?
Edit: Damn your ninja skills
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Damn keyboard..
What would Freud think?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Not a lot.
He's dead.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Something sexist, suspect and fucking wrong, probably.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Click Here
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# clicks there

That doesn't fuckin work!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hoo
Sorry I forgot the rollover tag:)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# No
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# genius...bindun?
or the other side of the thin line?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# NEKKID!
woo.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Ha, brill!
I suppose it's likely to be done with things like this, but that doesn't mean it's not ace. So there's no beef with me :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I have beef with me.
Sirloin steak, no less.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# D:
MEATS.

My brother used the turkey we were going to make turkey jerky with :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Your brother is a bastard.
Take some of his flesh and make jerky with it.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Good plan.
*fetches a rusty cleaver*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Nicely
but yes, bindun!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# space hopper joy
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# She's obviously
hiding a couple of those heads under her jumper as well!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# which kinda fits with this


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# oooh
she's got her mum's looks... but without the ginge thank god
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# she's had a bit of help from the computer wizards at tatler.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I'll say.
They chopped her arm off, for a start.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# good way to loose weight that
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# seamless edging.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# COR!
*Fwapps*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
#
Would!

May contain lies
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# ay ay captain
full speed ahead...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# i would
but mainly because she is 6th in line to the throne and it'll gain me access to Woo the queen.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# if there's any queen wooing to be done....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# no
day puppties
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# n_ _at _ _ _cks
5 across- a good rule unless you like that kind of thing in which case lucky you there is loads of them
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# What the hell is a nfxatpqlcks?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# is it
not a trucks?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Ni! Eats cocks!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# pfft
chuckles like a loon
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# The highly excellent NobbyNobody asked for guest artists
and he was kind enough to humour me and my pixel collection thanks to Flowerpot for the hummus

Click for better koala-tee on Nobby's website


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# nice
i failed to go pike fishing this winter, silly me
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# err . . . me too
cheers


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# get your rod out
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# *blushes*

*bats Mongy with fan*

Why SIR!!


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahaa! Turn! Turn!
Bloody English weather. I was white washing a wall and had to leave 20% unpainted as it was too damn cold and windy!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# POOFTER
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
No my garden's a bit of a wind tunnel. The paint tray was starting to fly away if it got less then half full.
I think I saw Mary Poppins blow past.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Was it snowing in Londres today?
I was stood in the snow for 20 minutes today, all chattery. Now I'm not very well.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# no it is a nice spring day, he is being a pansy
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# some kind of hat may be in order
424.3% of your body heat is lost through your hair.

SCIENCE TO THE RESCUE!!!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Naaaa
Even with fingerless gloves my fingeries were not working properly. Manly man me!
So I went indoors for a nice glass of wine and to watch Masterchef
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I've got an amazing hat
It's a big knitted beannie, and it's SUPER warm.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Beannies are not spike friendly:P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# They're not fringe friendly either
you should see what I look like when I take it off.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# helmet head:P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# guest artists eh?
woosome!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# You're so good at these sorts of things.
Very woo...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Thankyou
I believe that my main talent with these is patience . . . this took over 5 hours


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# That'd be it, I think.
I'm nowhere near that patient. Decidedly im-so in fact.


*claps*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Haha
NJT YO!
Excellent stuff :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# *bows*
you did some CRACKING pics last night the one in the popular page is Fab!


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# very nice Dave!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# pardon?


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# top work derek
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *glees* =D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Woo!




(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# nice one sir.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# That is acers!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# :D
Nicely done!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# it makes no sense dave
the pike is a fresh water fish of tempurate climes where as the puffer is a tropical salt water fish.

never the twain should meet.

see me after school for extra biology lessons.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# NEVAR! AGAIN!


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# You're consistent
ly entertaining.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Science. Innit.


(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *loves*
*waits for nazis*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Well, I figured they're all of reasonable size
And I'd be posting them one by one at some point unless they all got out of the way.

So, there hopefully isn't too much to stab me for..

*cowers just in case*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# *stabs just because i haven't stabbed anyone for a few hours*
=D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# haha i always know there's a problem if i can watch something visibly load
s'fine with me, i was just trying to be the first to point it out as subtly as possible without actually being a cunt about it :-)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# you big bully
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I wasn't sure if it would be a problem.
Hopefully not :3
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Hurray!
I want a delicapple.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# That's fantapple!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Krabappel?
I love this!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ace
you talented git
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Heh, excellent.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Core!
They're good!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# SMOKEY: NOT A CUNT
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Seriously. If you saw her, you would agree with me.
The only person in the world she likes is my Dad, who hates cats.

She will hide any time anyone but him enters a room. UNLESS SOMEONE HAS FOOD, OH NO. IF SOMEONE IS CARRYING FOOD, SHE WILL SUDDENLY ACT LIKE SHE'S IN FUCKING LOVE WITH THEM.

SELFISH.
LITTLE.
CUNT.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Love the drawing style.
This gives me an idea!


Twice in one lifetime? When you're hot, you're hot!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Innocent Drinks now make OJ..


Dirty Bastard. Sorry for the deletion and repost (only just worked out how to add it to a challenge...)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# That is why there is an 'edit' button, my friend.
*glowers*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Now I feel silly...
Doh :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# At least you apologised, and worked it out quickly.
I SHALL PARDON YOU, ON BEHALF OF THE OTHERS.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Not to worry, you'll work it all out in time.
We all make mistakes.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# NO!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# FUcking idiot
YOU DO NOT DELETE POSTS FECKTARD
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I now know...
As above; bloody slated on my first day :(
I might go and sulk in my basement now..
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# No, don't do that.
Just take the advice and keep going.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# you can sulk in mine, it's sound proof....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# ha
on my first post i posted and deleted it about five times. the board went crazy

edit: i just found it
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Don't fret about it.
Everyone gets a slating on here :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# be nice
he's not being a cunt about it
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# It is Tuesday...I claim the right to be a Nazi...
Therefor you can fucknobsuck off ttooooo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# ^this wins^
but a bit harsh on the new person
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Steady on!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# The tradition continues...
....I remember getting a thorough gang arse raping on my first day....if it was possible to get it wrong i got it wrong. HOORAH FOR NOOBYTUESDAY
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Did you enjoy it?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Yes....muchly
Does it show?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# You obviously enjoyed it enough to want to spread the love.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Well as long as you learn from the mistake no real harm done.
It's nice that.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I have a new theory...
Thanks to everyone who stuck up for me, cockoff those who didn't ;)

I'm going to upload some others a little later, let's hope i don't mess it up..
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Go right ahead.
Just as a heads up, it's best not to post too many things too quickly.
Some people get a bit overexicted when they're allowed to post.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I spent ages playing with logos
Not having read the FAQs, so I made a few for the logo image challenge, by a few, I mean 3 over the last week - Just realised tomorrow is the last day?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Don't worry!
25 days ago I joined and asked for help with an animation and got crucified by some and helped by one in particular - Pasanonic (Thanks mate).

After a while I realised that it's just the way of the forum.

They're all quite nice in a piranha sort of way!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I think it's an act..
They're all lovely really.

I can tell, they just need to vent their anger in some way...

You can't masturbate 43 times in a day.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Oh yeah?
Says who?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# The blisters on my hand...
And the empty pot of lube beside my bed...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I bow to your superior knowledge and experience.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Heed the advice...
my testicles are now like peanuts!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Be warned to keep it on one thread if you're posting a lot of course
Yet I look forward to seeing them if they're this good.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Keeping it on one thread as promised...
The lower class Hummer...

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Or alternatively (with inspiration from Random Cvnt)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I did toy..
..with the idea of horns instead of the halo, but frankly the innocent logo was too cute to abuse...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# But
You could have changed the tag line?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# And..
you could have credited me with stealing my idea :P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Done!
My apologies - but if people read the thread they would know anyway :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Golf Sale '08!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *votes golfsale*
Woo, very nice.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Very nice.
Is that Obama Bin President?

I love his mohair jacket.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Rather cool that is.
Woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# VERY very nice indeed!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Pardon?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# for those that have no idea what we're on about...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# so is it finally finished then?
woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# is that the rock?
hahaha!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

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