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Tshirt design for a band.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)

Did i ever mention how much I love this style?

WooYay for you!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)

Hot Grannies?

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)

I wondered that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)

Definiatly

That's what I'm reading aswell

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)

Shitting bugger.

I should really edit that then.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)

You probably just need to lose the lower left embellishment on the "e".

It's that that makes the v look N-ish.

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)

I will, cheers.

Ugh. 3 hours work and it ends up being gross :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)

Everything is lovely about it apart from the excessively heavy gothic script.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)

Yer

I think two tiny changes makes a difference.

EDIT: By the way, I should say I think it's fucking great.

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)

Superb! I'll do that :)

Cheers kindly.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)

Separate the two diamond shaped ends at the top of the v as well.

They appear to join together at the moment.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

Oh! Graves!

I thought "granes", and went and looked it up.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)

Don't get me wrong, it's great

Just maybe move the twig over the letter after the a....?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)

It's not a bad thing

I would wear a shirt saying "Hot Grannies".

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)

Would you like one?

I have a couple laying around. VG+

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)

Got plenty.

Since Grandad went cold.

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)

Very nice :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)

my mrs says it looks like a willy with the pubic hair round it :)

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)

You have a strange willy.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)

Christ.

Cruciform Cock.

Probably not good.

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)

i'm guessing

they're a soft-pop trio aimed at the tween age group?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)

Hot !

How do they sound like ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8132910

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)

You are far too good at this whole drawing thing.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

Says you!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)

cor

you really are good at this stuff

but I have to agree with connor, your logo needs making about a 10th of the size, or fading down, it's too obtrusive to the image

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)

That's fucking ace!

You really are absurdly talented at this. I'm jealous of everyone who posts on b3ta and their skills, but yours more than most.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)

Abso bloody beautiful

I love you! ;)

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..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)

SHE'S MELTIIIINNNGGGG

Woo!!

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)

Corr!

Afternoon, sir.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)

*puts on 3d glasses*

ahh its like its coming out of the screen

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)

Same here . . .

I want a 3D screen now . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)

Bun making

face in hand . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)

*Puts on 3d glasses*

Ahh, it's like I'm coming all over the screen.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

i know who I'd vote for

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

The Hillary decision day

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)

ha! nice one

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)

ha ha

i didn't realise what you'd shopped in at first

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)

Sorry I'm a bad shopper

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)

Needs more Henry....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)

Who is Henry?

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)

Force is strong in this 'un!

Click for bigger (258KB)

(Faust Arp, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

I LOVE YOU THOM

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)

Hooray for Bill Bailey west country accents in film!

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)

Scientology Incorporated

yeh
i fucked up the circle on copyright =[

(Anti-unplaceable because you know it makes no sense, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

Sorry to TJ, ok I'm not really, but

Woo 35!

EDIT: OK all dorms are closed for that night. That's 18 beds in total. 15 are taken, if anyone wants a room after the dorms are full they;ll have to take half of a twin for £25.40.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

so, where in wales is earls court exactly?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)

You got no excuse!

Dixon's coming in from Berlin!

Slacker!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

And I'm coming in from over 40 MINUTES AWAY.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

*listens*

oh wait... your travelling over 40minutes...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

The fact that I have to get on the tube

is a hardship in itself, but I don't complain

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)

actually i have...

i'm at work, plus... plus... my cakes (i typed cakes when i mean car) off the road :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

But it's in May!

Fix the car, or get the train!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

what is this train you speak of?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

Be there

Or we send Pronce Charles down there to live!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)

pfft he's been here once

the only time i've seen the street clean...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)

And you had to get the street imported for that too!

And don't change the subject!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)

The train is a relatively modern invention

Driven by garden gnomes, it has three wheels and runs along the kerbs of pavements and the tops of fences. It is capable of jumping large distances when threatened, but is very useful for people who need to get from Wales to London at the end of May.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)

He could ride a sheep there in that time!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)

Alas, this is not to be

What if it should rain and the sheep shrank?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)

remember... i'm not welsh, just live here

stupid country!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)

serves you right:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)

ahh yes i think theres one of those around here somewhere

howls in the night

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)

During mating season, yes

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)

they have a berlin in scotland now?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

Two villages across from Betws-Y-Coed

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

woah 132 miles away :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

Alright, where are you?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)

me?

Pembrokeshireish

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)

I'm with you.

Perfectly doable by train. Failing that, host a Welsh bash. We wouldn't make many sheep shagging jokes at all after the first three hours.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)

your in wales too?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)

Nope, but I'll travel :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)

besides i'm pathetically shy

*hides*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)

So was I

Until I popped my bash cherry :P

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)

but but but

*cowers behind the sofa*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)

\o/

Right, bye all x

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

tara!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

Fae:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)

nofae!

banofae pie mmmm pie

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)

Argh I think I'm in Prague.

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

i think im in wales...

ahh crap i am :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

It's OK, try not to panic.

Look around you - what do the buildings look like? Can you make your way to a British Embassy?

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)

don't panic mr mannering!

don't panic!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)

*cough* Mainwaring *cough*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)

You do realise..

..that Oneills in Earls Court is poo?

(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)

Yeah but you're a noob so no one is paying any attention to a word your saying:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)

Haha..

I might be a noob to the boardd, but I know London, and I know my London pubs :-P

(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)

So do I.

I live in Earls Court. I live in London and I know my London arrogant fucktards!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)

haha..

Thats even worse, you live in Earls Court, you're making them all come to you? Tut. The poor Welsh man.

(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)

All the welsh are poor

its an unwritten law

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)

Lol..

Have you told Charlotte Church this?

(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)

her mum does that for him

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)

Well if you'd not been so presumptive to pretend to know the very valid reasoning behind it

You wouldn't be making yourself look such an idiot in front of everyone now. Besides. You'll probably not even be using this site in a couple of weeks so who cares.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)

But...

If i deleted the post... Actually, I daren't delete another post after the raping I got earlier.

(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)

ah you're learning

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)

To get the © symbol press Option + G on a mac

And ALT+0169 on a PC

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

Next week:

How to type an "emoticon".

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)

And the week after that...

How to spell your name using both UPPER and lower case

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Furness, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

my turn

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

Hahaha

Nicely done!

I'm off, night all!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

nighty

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

GOODBYEB

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)

See ya.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)

Psssst ghostie

Can you reserve a space for Mr Trellis too please?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

I'm guessing a bed each with you and your swelling lady bobble:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

The lady bobble will probably be needing a third bed by then, yes

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

there was an image there a second ago...

woo to the pic!
stupid imageshack

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)

And after all the painstaking work . . .

light the fuse !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

THREAD DELETER!

i saw that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

shhhh

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

there we go

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)

Quick on your etching !

KaaaaaaaaBoom !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)

Dion chewing...

Sorry i was bored.

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

That would work with Michael Jackson soooo well

But might be NSFW

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

Captain, something's gone horribly right.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

This is why

Sarah Jessica Parker and Cher should never have been allowed to mate

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)

Swallow that gum !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

disco disco disco disco

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

Must....take...insulin...

I go for now.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

Switch the strobe light off...

I'm having a fit captain

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

sounds like

mnnng mnnng mnnng etc etc

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)

Hooray! I found a pearl machine round the back of the toilet.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

Haha, that's awesome.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

It's disgusting isn't it?

Can you imagine what it smells like?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

Imaging that has made the image 50% more arousing.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

When the pearls have stopped popping out, what would you put in the hole?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)

I can't tell you that.

This fantasy is ALL MINE

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)

goatsie it:D

THAI BAR GIRL OCYPUSSI!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

Anus or mouth?

or just pearl hole?
/woo

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

that's not how you make a pearl necklace

i've seen an instructional film that shows how to do it properly

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

Perfect for the necklace factory ^ !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

Quickly honey, grab the bucket, this fucka's payin' up!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

Chaaaaaaa . . . chink !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

Honey..I need ya handbag,..the bucket's filling up..

- But it's got my things in..
GIVE ME THE BAG BITCH!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

So if it gets blocked...

...is that a pearl jam?

/coat

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)

Oooooooooooooooooooh . . .

you did a goodun !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)

Bees make wine

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

the drink of kings

i want some meed is it mead or meed? i forget

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

Aw man I really want some of that now

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

this ^

let us go forth and drinketh thyne mead!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

Now YOU can speak bee like a bee...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

Alas, I cannot

You shall have to drink my share too

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

i'll save some for you :)

and we shall be merry

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)

Sweet, like the Lord's Justice.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

Well as much justice as you can expect from a fascist regime!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

Help, I'm being oppressed, by a breast!

3-D BEEZ!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

Beez are our true masters!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

I seez da beez, butt day seize ma kneez.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

No!

I refuse to be mastered by bees

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

Trust me, I'm a Master Baker.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

What about Liv Tyler instead?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)

Who now?

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

You what?!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

Beejolais no dobt . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

/steals pun

cheers

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

You scared da beejebus outta me.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

Up & down the hatch !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

Ah, danke.

Gullet confusion pleases.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

I'm

COVERED IN BEEEEEEES!
/Izzard tiem

Woo to ewer beeeeeeeeeeeeee! *Clicky* ^-^

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

ohh

cheers!

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

The Beez made me do it...

(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

i do not understand

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)

There is a vast difference in saying

"look here is something comical that involves a downs syndrome affected person" and saying "look, a mong, please laugh at my genius".
I'll leave it to you which side of that spectrum you are nearer.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

So basically whay you're saying there is

The arrow needs some flashing neon lights?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)

Yes.

And it is quite nice, as is your pic. Bee!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)

Fun with fibres!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

Hurrah!

TJ: I got that spam Gaz at last.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Spamgaz?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

Gandbagow?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

that's not spam, i love you

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mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

OH I SEE

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mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

OK THEN

I'M GOING

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mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

You're too late, sucker!

I've already wired him the deposit. Those millions will be MINE, mwahahaha!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

is nothing sacred? not even GAZ?

also: My friend is working on filing for his tax return, and one of the questions is "Last year, was your spouse deceased?"
.... well, she WAS, but she's not anymore...

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

She came over all dead

So we gave her the afternoon off

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

That's soooo last this morning!

We're all already millionaires!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

I've already squandered mine

on fizzy dandelion & burdock and sherbert dib dabs

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

and dog minge

(

mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

WOOF!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

Hmmm Dog Minge

Any leftovers?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

whu?

*baffles*

(

Grundlebiscuit, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

*finds Double2 in the dark*

hi, you as well?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

hmm

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

i like fish

(

mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

goodbye post

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

Why does that make me laugh like a loon?

* wipes eyes

EDIT: that should take up the whole from page - as this should have done!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

HAHA

Brill!

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

That's

fantastic!

(

rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

This made me laugh

But also broke my scrolling finger

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Bollocks

you beat me to it...

(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Damn you

you've just broken the scroll button on my mouse :(

(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too scrollish !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

MY FINGER

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

that's your nose picking finger too!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

Pfft.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

they put a bar over there ->

to help with this... sorry, I thought it would help emphasize the frustration he is feeling.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

Who's they?

Is this the same they that paved paradise? Bastards.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

at least there's somewhere to park

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

They were the ones who also invented the F5 key

for faster refreshing.. and two hand operation of the board.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

Two hands, pfft.

Have you seen the internet? There's naked ladies on here.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

i have become quite skilled

in operating the mouse with my foot

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

That's the sewing machine you're thinking of.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

explains my trouble

urinating.

edit: off for a while good day my friends.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

It made me laugh,

but by God you're long.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

whats an appropriate tallness?

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

I have no idea.

I think for the purposes of this joke, you can get away with it.
Have a woo.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

I shall put it with my other one.

(now where did I put that.)

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........

*splash*

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

Yes!

Click for full:

(

ClanSoul, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)

Just as I thought

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

Haha!

Woo!

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

yes!

If i was a doctor i would do this once a year.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

Tell it . . . tell it like it is !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Do excuse the TJ,

but this really isn't worth a new thread.

Click for de-ris

/not everyone has to like everything and get included in everything rant.

(

Supergyrations, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

this is indeed thread worthy

but as it's here now.

nicely.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

Cheers!

Thought it was far too quick and dirty to warrant its own thread!

(

Supergyrations, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

Now we know that Wii is cool

(

Spolodaface Is just about adequate with Photoshop, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Not that cool...

(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

looks like she's loving that hit piss action.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

I honestly can't blame her.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

His aim is true !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

It is quite impressive.

It gets easier when you have something to aim at.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

We also know he said 'Ayyyyy' not 'Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'

Pfft though

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

'Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Ayyyyy'

shirley, that was jimmy nail

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

Hotter than Nat. Geo. !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)

Pachyderms hate spring cleaning :(

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

YES THEY DON'T

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

And also

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

beautiful

just like you

and woo barbie's

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

It moves so light

on it's . . . it's . . . what are those ?

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

Nice to have

clean springs . . . ya hired !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

His head and ear

look like a man's face with a beard.

No, there really isn't anything worthwhile to this post, sorry.

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

That's lovely.

Have a woo.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Fantastic!

I like this...

(

enceladus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

aceness!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

Jersey Police in Demand

Click for bigger (156KB)

(specsteve, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Cuz she's ill.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

Form an orderly line, gentlemen

*barges in*
*applies*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

i was about to correct you to 'gentlemen and captain wow'

but then i realised it *was* captain wow

(

mutster101 fell over, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

I can rub myself whenever I wish.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

don't we all know it :D

(

mutster101 fell over, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

poor Harriet

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

Harriet?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

Be you thinkin of Chorizowagon?

(

Weetobix, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

woo!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

Needs more close-up

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

stick it on my boot and i'll kick it into her cunt

(

mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

You old smoothy.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

^ this ^

Pffftttt....

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

hahahaha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

You old flirt.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

i didn't realice it was you, christ, where are my steel toe capped wadders :)

(

mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Hit me with your best shot

*dances*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

finally

you've drawn something I find sexy.
Edit: Needs bigger tits.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

haha

I didnt know it was you. I just prefer this drawing to the oddly shaped tit-mutants.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

Oh you BITCH.

I'm fucking sexy anyway, I know I am.

*blows nose, sneezes and staggers backwards*

Yeah, youb want dis. Youb want it BAAAD.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

*fetches barge pole*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

*pox and lurgy*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

I feel there has been a misunderstanding here.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

*leaks alluringly*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

i told you those laxitives were a good idea.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

\o/ it's like a party on my chair, and everyone's invited.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

She is you know

I would

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

Really?

*fireman's lift, fucking RUNS*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Maybe not through the cold though ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

Don't care, got you now

*continues to run*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Careful sweets, colds and hernias don't mix...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

*RUNS*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

*vaguely struggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

Struggle when we get back.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

Will do

*relaxes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

You don't often hear someone say THAT

to JJ

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

...and then the penguin thing and the cat/woman hybrid thing could be queing up to take their turn

and the weetabix-browed one could be all apprehensive because the penguin thing has a massive cock

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

All over what?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Awww!

You are lovely.

Edit: Harriet? Oh. :-(
Edit Edit: No, it's me. Yaaaaaaay!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

Right click

You'll feel better

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

Aye. Got there eventually.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

'ello ducky

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Hey hon

You still all the way in Glasgow?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

*looks out window*

afraid so

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

*rubs*

*applies to eyes to see if it's true and you can see in black and while*

*rolls of floor screaming*

(

Weetobix, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

well it would be rude not to

for an easy bet to win, bet you can't eat an entire tub of vaporub, it doesnt taste of anything!

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Ah, Vicks

Stuff of gods

*sniffles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

Sales are up !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

Haha!

Sensual menthol!

(

enceladus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

well since i have massage training

i'd be glad to help in a fully professional way

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

In the praa-be-be-blah!

Friends episode anyone?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)

Luckily for Stewart, Barry was too distrated to see what had happened.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

ha ha

ace

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

kittindrill!

ace

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Camonkouflage . . .

tricked mine eyes . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

Everyone's got one now...

(

enceladus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

Haha

that's fucking excellent. I know where that belongs :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

hahahaha

this is special

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

i love that game!

that and donkey kong

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

I like this.

A lot.
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

monkeon - is that you?

excellent post enceladus

(

rob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

I'm flattered by the comparison!

Ta very much...

(

enceladus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

then put it on the Fro . . . oh

Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

Was stunned not to

see his monicker at the bottom!

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)

Hahaha!

Nicely done. I now have Johnny Vegas in my head.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

I always preferred

myspace invaders

Woo!

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

hahaha

Hang on a minute!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

*checks FP*

all seems to be in order here :)

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

Superb!

Woo

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

chuffin' ace :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

RAR!

(

mutster101 fell over, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Good stuff!

*click*

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Haha! Fantastic.

Woo!

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

My first FP!

*feels proud*

*updates blog*

(

enceladus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

pffft

congrats

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

And well deserved.

Is your sig accurate? If so, happy birthday too.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

No!

It was a few days ago, but thanks...I will make the appropriate adjustment.

(

enceladus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Oh right. Have some retrospective cake.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

mmm....

lovely!

(

enceladus, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

pffft

(

mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Heh, ace :)

(

FoldsFive, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

Hahahahahaha

But you forgot to mention the $0.00002 adsense earnings per year ;)

(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)

marvellous

(

mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

brilliant

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)

Was certain that was Monkeon.

Maybe he's breeding?

(roar, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)

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